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Texas Cosmetology Class Closed Due To Gayness

MAKEUP YAYTerrrrrible news out of Texas, you guys. There’s this adult cosmetology class, see, and one of the people who signed up was a guy. And — AND — he might be… a gay.

This was particularly upsetting to Thomas Amons, the principal with the Beaumont Independent School District who oversees the technical school. He wanted the man, Kwmane Gray, out of the class, presumably to prevent the other students from being infected with a horrible disease, the symptoms of which include you act like a totally normal person but bigots freak out when they see you.

From the Southeast Texas Examiner:

“As soon as we got a student that (Amons) thought was gay, that was the end. He saw (Gray) come into the class, and then he came to get me out of there,” [teacher Cequada] Clark said of Principal Amons, a man who also serves as a deacon at Antioch Missionary Baptist Church. The instructor said she was told to tell Gray he wasn’t welcome in the program. Feeling a moral objection to what was taking place, she refused. “I told (Amons) if he wanted to tell that young man that, he would need to do that himself.”

(Lesson for future executors of prejudice: If you’re going to discriminate, at least do it yourself, eh?)

A problem arose here, however: The legal department pointed out that you can’t just be kicking gay people out of stuff, because of “laws” and “that is shitty to the max.”

Don’t worry, though — hate always finds a way.

Amons shut down the whole class.

“I don’t understand this. I really don’t,” Clark said. “(Amons) told me he would rather shut down the program altogether than to have ‘riff-raff’ like that in the program. The next day, he shut down the program.”

That’s a real shame for the people in that class. Thank goodness, though, that a brave teacher like Cequada Clark can stand up for justice in This, The Greatest of Americas.

UPDATES: Instructor Cequada Clark informed The Examiner on Thursday evening, Sept. 13, that she has been asked to turn in her keys and receipt book, terminating her employment with BISD.

Oh.

[Examiner, via Patheos]

Comments

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  • James Michael Curley

    Means some ugly corpses in TX with a cosmetologist shortage.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      It's OK, the drought will mummify them.

      • James Michael Curley

        I'm flashing on Jan Brewer here?

    • Beach_Bubba_Tex

      Nahh, taxidermists do most of the work anyway. Most homes like to pose the corpses in the bushes with weapons drawn

      • oenspiek

        That's a way to get weapons stolen!

        • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

          They can take my guns when they can pry them from my…oh.

      • James Michael Curley

        So that explains the Zapruder film.

  • GunToting[Redacted]

    There's a funny comment in here about spite, noses, and cosmetology, but I'm too hung over to find it.

    • tracyhasfun

      We gotcha.

  • Toomush_Infer

    There's a lot of women in Texas not able to look like women because of this….just sayin…

    • PsycWench

      But a lot of women in Texas look like overweight mannequins so that's OK.

  • smitallica

    And you know, you just KNOW, that Principal Amons, deacon at the Antioch Missionary Baptist Church, is a TEXTBOOK self-loathing, rentboy-hiring, "Glee"-downloading, cock-mongering closet case.

    • UW8316154

      Better set Amons up with Marcus for some "counseling", STAT!

    • Biff

      Perhaps they just need to branch out a little?

  • http://www.wonkette.com ManchuCandidate

    It's true. All the ugly in the world can't be covered up by the application of makeup.

    • thatsitfortheother1

      See also Sarah Palin.

    • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

      'Zactly so. No matter what Deacon Principal Amons does or layers of foundation that he applies ol' Thomas is always going to look round and red and stained about the edges like the asshole that he truly is.

    • chicken_thief

      What?!

      ~ Joan Rivers

  • BadKitty904

    I'm sensing potential for a new school mascot: The Beaumont Bigots

    "Two-Four-Six-Eight-We Just Love to Discriminate! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate, TEAM!"

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Gimme a "G"! Gimme an "A"! Gimme a "Y"! What does that spell?

      NOT HERE!

      • thatsitfortheother1

        Gimme an "F"!

        Wrong story, maybe?

  • Misty Malarky

    Wish I'd thought to try this in that high school physics class I flunked.

    • finallyhappy

      I think I was in that class was it Harvard Project Physics with Mr. Appel- the world's very worst science teacher??

    • kittensdontlie

      Sorry, being gay and a physics student, is just not believable.

      • BaldarTFlagass

        Yes, physicists are among the most virile, masculine and macho of the physical science majors. We geology majors would always run in fear when the physicists rolled into the student union after a tough lab session.

        • kittensdontlie

          There's alot of gay in the Bing Bang Theory, and Einstein's loafers but his hair, not gay. I retract my previous statement retroactively.

  • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

    what a fuckhead

    / 'lock 'n load' from the reptilian core rapidly percolating to the top of the subconscious to wrestle with the pacifist conscious.

  • AlterNewt

    Bigotry. Texas. Shocking.

  • Dashboard Buddha

    Well, to be fair, Kwmane Gray does sound like C'mon, be gay.

    Also this…isn't Antioch Missionary Baptist Church just the most rednecky name you could hope for in a church?

    • thatsitfortheother1

      All things considered, I'd rather be in the Antioch in Turkey.

      • BaldarTFlagass

        "Amons shut down the whole class."

        Maybe he used the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch to blow it up.

      • eggsacklywright

        I don't understand all this Antioch business. I've always been pro-och meself.

    • BadKitty904

      In re: "Antioch Baptist Church" – rednecky enough to have been parodied by Charlie-freekin'-Daniels as far back as 1973, in his song "Uneasy Rider"…

      "I'm a faithful follower of Brother John Birch,
      And I belong to the Antioch Baptist Church,
      And I ain't even got a garage, you can call home and ask my wife!"

      • Dashboard Buddha

        LOL…thanks..I know the name sounded familiar.

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

      Black deacon, black discrimination victim. Actually, "Antioch" is a very black-Churchy name. It's kind of ridiculous — do you know how many gay male music directors there are in black churches?

      • PubOption

        Katie?

  • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

    In fairness, the other students complained he'd break the grading curve.

    • BaldarTFlagass

      That's a very win-nish comment there.

      • thatsitfortheother1

        Win-like.

        • CleverSobriquet

          Win-some lose some

          • Dashboard Buddha

            Winsome

          • UW8316154

            Winner

    • kittensdontlie

      Yes, and being charitable, the instructor might have been afraid the student knew more than the teacher.

  • Limeylizzie

    Remember that photo of me where you were all saying how beautiful I am? That would not be so, were it not for the gays. My hair, any and all make-up tips and just the general fabulousness of the gays makes me happy and smiley.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      I call bullshit! You'd be gorgeous covered in dung.

      • Boojum

        Ew. Yes, but ew.

      • thatsitfortheother1

        You're not part dung beetle, are you?

        • Limeylizzie

          Part reptile.

          • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

            I can't help it, it comes with my Book of the Month

    • BadKitty904

      It's a dirty job, but we homos love to do it! ;0)

      • Limeylizzie

        and we love you for it, also the theatre .

      • Barbara_

        Thanks for your dedication, BadKitty!

    • Dashboard Buddha

      Wait…photo? Where? Are you folks holding out on me??

      • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

        Scoll back to the NYC drinky thingie thread.

    • Bezoar

      In all seriousness, it makes me wonder what the world would be like if all the gays went, or had gone, "Galt".

      • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

        Galt's gulch would be decorated fabulously.

    • Biff

      Um, no, I do not remember that picture, I'm sure I would if I had seen it…

    • tessiee

      "Remember that photo of me where you were all saying how beautiful I am?"

      *struggles to be tactful*
      That…
      would not be…
      your avatar picture…
      would it?

      • HistoriCat

        You guys really need to go back to the NYC drinky-thingy post.

      • Limeylizzie

        That would be awesomely polite of the Wonkette if I did mean the avatar and they were all”Oh you look beautiful”.

        • Veritas78

          Not gonna happen.

  • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

    BTW, Rich, nice photo of Heidi Klum.

  • thatsitfortheother1

    You know that I'm not evil
    Just wanna have some fun
    There's so much shit in Texas
    I'm bound to step in some
    — J Winter

  • freakishlywrong

    Really Texas? Cosmetology? Gay?

    • Limeylizzie

      I know, crazy right? No wonder so many woman there, not Wonketteers of course, have such terrible hair , if you don't let the gays do your hair you will look like shit.

      • SorosBot

        That would explain the ugly giant big hair and clown levels of makeup that Southern women seem to love and fail to realize makes them look hideous.

      • freakishlywrong

        For the mercifully brief time I was in Texas, (Houston), all the gays were fabulous and everyone loved them. This was years ago, however.

        • SorosBot

          Houston currently has a lesbian mayor; the rest of Texas, however, is not so friendly to the gays.

    • CleverSobriquet

      It all make sense to me now. I was wondering how the hell they could have a school of cosmology in Tejas

      • http://zvibleindmeis.tumblr.com/ Spurning Beer

        The reason it's in the Vocational School is the overlap with the industrial trades of construction, welding, plastering, and painting. That Texas Woman look requires some heavy-duty technology.

        • Boojum

          It was co-taught with the drywall class.

          • AddHomonym

            Can't spell "sparkle" without "spackle."

        • tessiee

          Mercy Dee's Soul Kitchen, House of Beauty Culture, and School of Martial Arts — actual place in Durham, NC

  • Terry

    You know the good thing about Beaumont, TX? It doesn't take too long to drive past it. Honestly, that is one sucky town and the chemical plants will probably give you cancer, too.

    • Texan_Bulldog

      Beaumont is a horrible area. I'm surprised there aren't more 3-eyed children born there with all the oil refineries seriously polluting the air and water.

      • BaldarTFlagass

        Ah yes, The Golden Triangle. If they have to give the world an enema, that's where they'll stick the tube.

      • CleverSobriquet

        splains the need for the cosmetology

    • Biff

      I did have some edible BBQ the times I've been stuck there on my way to somewhere else. Aside from that giant wad of white bread they serve with it, that is.

      • Terry

        Stop at Al-T's in Winnie, instead. Good Cajun food.

        • Biff

          No offense if you're from down there or anything, but I hope to god I never set foot in Texas again! Shame it's on the way to or from so many other more desirable places, though.

          • Terry

            I lived in Texas a long time, then in south Louisiana after that. There are some bright spots, some good people, but they're overshadowed by some cruel bastards.

  • Peckerwood_Pete

    Cool… scientists finally found a way to crossbreed Boy George with John Wayne Gacy… cool pic.

    In all seriousness though… I would never allow a heterosexual man to cut my hair. That's just me….

    • Limeylizzie

      Neither would I, everyone knows it's either a woman or a gay man that will make you look good.

    • CthuNHu

      For some people, not allowing a heterosexual man to cut their hair is not an option.

    • Sacanagem

      Boy George as Leigh Bowery, who if you don't know, you should:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leigh_Bowery

      • tessiee

        If for no other reason than his home town is named "Sunshine". Now how can you not like somebody who actually comes from Sunshine?

  • Boojum

    This will last about as long as it takes to scrawl "Compaint" and "Motion for Temporary Injunction" on a napkin and drunkenly stagger over to the courthouse. There's this Constitushun thing, about which the teabaggers are always moaning and mooning. It even protects teh ghey.

    • Nothingisamiss

      You liberals, always thinking laws protect those other people.

  • poorgradstudent

    Wait, he shut down the *whole* program?!

    This reminds me of the Catholic Church threatening to end their charity programs in DC just because of the mere chance that the DC government might require them to *gasp* place children with same-sex couples. It's almost as if the Catholic higher-ups and Mr. Amons have in common a tendency to only value their religion when it allows them to feel superior to certain groups of people! It's fucking sick, and I'm no theologian but I'm damn sure that even Jesus would go all "moneychangers at the temple" on these people's asses. .

    • PsycWench

      It's almost as if the Catholic higher-ups and Mr. Amons have in common a tendency to only value their religion when it allows them to feel superior to certain groups of people!
      I question your use of the word "almost".

      • poorgradstudent

        Oh, trust me, it was a sarcastic "almost."

        • PsycWench

          Ah, I forgot where i was.

    • tessiee

      It's almost as if the religious nuts like having a convenient excuse not to follow the law when they don't feel like it.

      Didn't that Jesus fella of theirs say something about rendering unto Caesar that which is Caesar's?

  • Estproph

    Let me guess – the picture you posted for this article is a picture of Principal Amons.

    • eggsacklywright

      Yes, and that's BEFORE they cosmetologized him.

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/mrblifil mrblifil

    Do Wrongful Termination laws in Texas carry any weight? Didn't think so.

    • Boojum

      No, but Title IX does, and it protects against retaliation for gender discrimination in edumacashunal programs.

      And discrimination against a man for failing to conform to gender stereotypes is gender discrimination.

      • PsycWench

        True! We got all Title-IX-educated here at my college to where I'm afraid to tell an off-color joke, so I'm surprised this guy didn't foresee opening himself up to a suit.
        Actually, strike that, I'm not surprised.

      • Boojum

        Retaliation for complaining about, etc., I mean.

    • http://zvibleindmeis.tumblr.com/ Spurning Beer

      No, they don't apply, and when they say "termination," they're not talking about being fired.

      • Boojum

        Them are standin' yore ground laws. Principal Anus was afraid that he would have to run over and suck Gray's dick, if he didn't expel him. He was just standing his ground against sinful thoughts.

    • tessiee

      "Do Wrongful Termination laws in Texas carry any weight?"

      Wrongful termination laws no longer carry any weight anywhere.
      Companies can usually afford more and better legal representation than some unemployed schmoe, and have ways of getting around technicalities ("he wasn't let go, his position was eliminated", and then mysteriously gets reinstated six months down the road with a twenty year old).
      You can try suing Global-Compu-Mega-Corp, because of course the laws are on the books — but in practice, you'd better have somebody saying on videotape that they're firing you because you're black/gay/old/fat/whatever — and you're far from guaranteed to win even then.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    It's shit like this that made Janis Joplin leave Beaumont.

    • Dashboard Buddha

      Johnny and Edgar Winter too.

      • BaldarTFlagass

        Can you imagine? "Sorry, you're too white."

  • Texan_Bulldog

    Black & gay in Tejas. Throw him in a wheel chair & he'd be the least lucky guy…ever.

    • eggsacklywright

      At least he's not a muslin.

      • Steverino247

        Or an atheist…

        • BaldarTFlagass

          That you know of….

  • ThankYouJeebus

    Come on people. It's not because the kid's gay, it's because Kwmane sounds like Hussein.

    • Boojum

      Obviously Kenyan.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    "We had to destroy the class in order to save it."

    • Katydid

      hearts and minds people, hearts and minds.

  • no_gravity

    Is a cosmetology class without gays really a cosmetology class at all?

    • Boojum

      If a woman gets her hair and make up done, and there are no gays to appreciate it, is she still ugly?

  • UW8316154

    That is totally fucking gay.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    It wasn't the gay thing so much as everyone's inability to pronounce the name "Kwmane." What, silent 'm'? Or maybe "Khomeini"?

  • prommie

    Izzat Mr. Dowd? Thats what I come here for, the culture, its like a culture club.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Ow.

      Do you really want to hurt me?

      • prommie

        Some times, but mosta the time your alright.

        • HistoriCat

          I recommend always doing the right thing – you don't want the Karma Chameleon to bite you in the ass.

          • prommie

            Yeah, gotta watch out for that chameleon, it comes and goes.

    • Boojum

      I think, in this instance, they are closer to Staphyllococcus Aureus than to Boy George.

  • PsycWench

    This reminds me of Prince Edward county in Virginia that closed all the schools when ordered to integrate. The wealthier kids could go to private school. The rest had enough education to work as domestics which is probably all the county thought they needed.

    • tessiee

      I had a former co-worker who was originally from Arkansas. In case you needed any more evidence that Walmart was evil, she said that when the Walmart in her town finally voted to unionize, the company shut the store down and moved away.

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    Great going idiot! Who’s going to build all that big Texas hair now?

  • PsycWench

    So Texans were mystified by the idea of a gay man wanting to work in a beauty industry? Don't they have TVs or anything? Can they not read?

    • SorosBot

      What will be next, gay men performing on Broadway?

      • PsycWench

        I am terrified that gay men could begin designing women's clothing.

        • UW8316154

          Before you know it, they'll be wanting to become hair stylists.

          • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

            And planning weddings!

    • MissTaken

      Can they not read?

      Yes.

      • SorosBot

        As Rick Santorum admitted, they "will never have the elite, smart people on our side".

        • oenspiek

          You ca be pretty sure that Santorum, and his followers, view that as a mark of honour.

    • YasserArraFeck

      TV's fer football, readin's fer lib'ruls

  • Katydid

    …who also serves as a deacon at Antioch Missionary Baptist Church

    quelle surprise

  • eggsacklywright

    I didn't think the folks in Beaumont were smart enough to be concerned about the origins of the universe.

  • Toomush_Infer

    There's got to be a better word than bigot for this level of homophobia….

    • freakishlywrong

      "self-loathing" and "closeted" come to mind.

  • randcoolcatdaddy

    Gays should flock to Antioch Missionary Baptist Church so they will shut it down.

    • comrad_darkness

      They already have flocked there. But they are issued an extra solid closet door upon being made deacon.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Mr Amon was heard to tell Mr Gray to take his cosmetology class up the road in Jasper.

  • BigSkullF*ckingDog

    Are you kidding me with this shit? My hair has still not recovered from the untimely death of my gay hairdresser. God I miss him.

    • BaldarTFlagass

      Isn't "gay hairdresser" an oxymoron? Like "ATM Machine"?

      • Boojum

        I think you meant a redundancy. An oxymoron is when a Palin breathes.

        • Toomush_Infer

          breathes in (fixed)….

        • HistoriCat
        • Biff

          And an oxymormon is when Mittens breathes?

  • BaldarTFlagass

    If Kwmane Gray had my sense of humor, he'd be showing up for services every Sunday at the the Antioch Missionary Baptist Church.

    • ttommyunger

      You can't be serious. We're talking about Texas. About the third Sunday Mr. Gray would be found tied to a fencepost by barb wire.

      • Boojum

        At first, I thought you were giving them credit for tolerance, what with the three Sundays, then I realized it was all about figgering out how knots work.

        • ttommyunger

          Terrorism is hard werk; and komplikated.Sent from the Field, not in Garrison.

  • comrad_darkness

    Wake me when we have separation of church and state.

  • UW8316154

    THIS:
    http://www.beaumont.k12.tx.us/careercenter/

    Why is the "Best Kept Secret In Beaumont" highlighted in scorching flames??

    • CthuNHu

      That's one sweet cutting-edge website there. What, they couldn't afford a "Best viewed with Netscape Navigator 2.0" gif?

    • PubOption

      Because the gays have infected the website?

    • bobbert

      Geez, look at the forearm on that cosmetologist.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    There were fistfights among the other students on who got to be Kwmane's lab partner; they all figured on the easy A.

    • Biff

      Enough with the fisting, already!

  • MissTaken

    You can only take his mascara wand from his cold, gay, dead hands.

  • Hera Sent Me

    This is my hometown. I know the principal personally. My wife worked for him. Let's put it this way – at least gay male students were always safe around him. Straight female students not so much.

    • ThundercatHo

      Nice. Please keep us updated on how much his ass gets sued for (fingers crossed).

      • Hera Sent Me

        This isn't even close to being the most bizarre incident in the BISD in the past year. An assistant principal abruptly resigned after his affair with a school security guard became known. It became known because the guard's husband found pictures of the couple in flagrante on her phone. He printed up hundreds of copies of them and PUT THEM ON CARS parked in the school parking lot. At the same school, a teacher resigned after being caught naked in a student's bedroom closet by her mother. The school's electrical contractor had his multimillion dollar contract renewed by the district AFTER he pleaded guilty to stealing over $3 million from it. The district paid some organization to name it a "top ten" district nationally, and then put up signs all over town proclaiming the great honor.

        If anybody out there wants to do a Ph.D about the intersection of politics, sex, race and money in an American town, this would be the town to study. Ditto for somebody wanting to write a novel about a place that makes Yoknapatawpha County seem quiet and quaint.

        • Boojum

          Holy fuck. I wish I was licensed to practice in Texas. This would be so much FUN!

          • Limeylizzie

            Ob/Gyn or lawyer?

          • Boojum

            Lawyer. I don't think I'd want to be the local 'bortion doc.

        • bobbert

          The teacher's mother, or the student's mother? Just curious.

    • oenspiek

      "Let's put it this way – at least gay male students were always safe around him. Straight female students not so much."

      So, he's a RINO, then?

    • 102415

      Excellence in commenting. Thank you for your service.

  • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ Chow Yun Flat

    The theater classes at Beaumont Independent School District must be extremely dull.

    • Negropolis

      The jazz-hands must be down-right anemic.

  • BigSkullF*ckingDog

    Wait till they discover that lesbo in the autoshop.

    • chicken_thief

      I thought lesbians weren't very good with tools.

      • Toomush_Infer

        WHATTT????

      • Biff

        They're all about those Snap-On tools, ain't they?

  • OneYieldRegular

    Ah, so the secret of that teased up, tossed up, Texas big hair has just been revealed.

  • ShreditorsDesk

    That principal needs to wake up with a new hairdo.

    • 102415

      Maybe Mitt can help.

  • ttommyunger

    Proving the Biblical Justification for his stance, the good Principal/Deacon posted a full account of Jesus' denunciations of teh gheys as follows:

    • Boojum

      At least it was a wide stance.

      • ttommyunger

        Wider than the vast expansion of space. Even the space between the Good Deacon's ears.Sent from the Field, not in Garrison.

  • CthuNHu

    I think we're overlooking the upside here, which is that there is one less fanatical madrasa brainwashing uneducated rubes with their bizarre Texan makeup cult.

    Also, Amons' lipstick found around local truckstop glory hole in 3… 2… 1…

  • 1stNewtontheMoon

    In fairness, Principal Anus prayed like a motherfucker before he fired the teacher who wouldn't do his bidding. God (in the voice of 3rd grade educated pastor) told him to do it. God spoke. He listened. Case closed.

    • chicken_thief

      Principal Anus, if God really spoke to him, clearly doesn't understand Jeebus's snark.

  • TheGyrus

    Good thing Beaumont Independent School District has a strong teacher's union to protect the job of someone like Cequada Clark.

    Wait, what? Its non-union? Who would have thought…

  • mayor_quimby

    Folks, come on, let's concentrate on the real news of the day – Butterstick 2 has been born, and the Washington Post wants to know what to name him/her http://goo.gl/oazZ8
    The comments are open.

    • James Michael Curley

      I think this is where I came into this movie. Do I have to buy another ticket?

    • mayor_quimby

      Haha, you thought this shit ended? It's just one big circle-jerk until we all go to the big Chinese Nature Preserve/Factory Farm in the sky.

  • Serolf_Divad

    Danged gays demanding their "special rights" (i.e. the right to take a cosmetology class) wind up ruining it for everybody else.

  • An_Outhouse

    Couldn't find a happy story for Mondat morning? Thnx a lot.

  • DahBoner

    Have the good people of Texas thought about shutting down Nieman Marcus, becuse ghey…?

    • PubOption

      They should try to close the airports, that way they could get rid of the gay flight attendants and the Islamic taxi drivers.

  • Arkoday

    Why does the very thought of a preacher / principal give me the runs? Bible-thumper asshole…

    • Boojum

      Maybe it's because you mean asshole-thumping Bibler.

  • Dumbedup

    humans have a boundless capacity for both love and hate. When you fill your life with hate you experience hell. When you learn that there is no limit to the love you can give and receive in this life, you are as close to heaven as you will ever be. These tormented, hateful souls on the right are suffering. The only response is to spread love to every person you can, love and human kindness. It changes the world. (OK more snark, I know, but this hateful discrimination is serious)

    • Boojum

      Wait, Hell is hating these hateful fucks? I knew I'd like it better here!

  • http://sciencekick.blogspot.com valthemus

    This unholy persecution of good Christians by gay people walking around an' taking classes an' doing stuff must end now!

    • Boojum

      Principal Anus could feel the sinful gay powers overcoming his Holy resistance to the evil allure of some sweet, sweet cocksucking.

      • Beowoof

        Don't worry I am sure Principal Anus would swallow the evidence of the deed.

  • ericcbraun

    The good-ish news is the school district decided to continue the program, though the teacher is still out of a job and no word on whether or not the student is back in the program. http://www.beaumontenterprise.com/default/article

  • barto

    Just guessin, but there were probably a few laser-beams in that class, donchathink Deacon Amons? Oh, but that's HOT, amirite?

  • a_pink_poodle

    I enjoy stories about people who screw over everyone else to spite one person. It makes me feel better as a person!

  • tessiee

    So, are they all going to go to Chick-Fil-A to get their hair done, or what?

  • owhatever

    We Texans will not be teaching cosmology to any homosexuals, for they would then tinker with God's universe.

  • Nostrildamus

    I always wondered what Mitt looked like under that rubber mask he's always wearing.

  • Naked_Bunny

    See how much better America is when you let the fundies take charge?

  • http://citizenfuturist.wordpress.com/ RufusTFirefly

    Worst King of the Hill episode ever.

  • Baba_NinjaCat12

    A great way to end Big Texas Politicians stupidity, just elect and send in alot of gays. That will shut the state legislative faster than old west quick gunslinger able to draw his gun out in a shoot-out. Yea Haw.

  • Pennywhistler

    I'm OK with riff. It's those damned raff that ruin it for all of us.

  • Redgyal

    Wait. Is that why you won't do the Wonkette event in Texas?

  • Negropolis

    As soon as I saw "Beaumont", "Southeast Texas", and "Missionary Baptist" it all made sense. Southeast Texas is basically West Louisiana, and Beaumont is the armpit.

    I guess this was a legitimate gay, because the course shut itself down just for him.

  • Negropolis

    What the hell does this Kwmane think he is? A person?

    No snark, when I see the formerly oppressed turning around and doing the oppressing, it hurts my heart. For these types of people to not see the irony is just amazing.