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Greetings, Wonketteers! Your Comics Curmudgeon has been given permission by Wonkette’s lovely editrix to promote a pet project here: Hail to the Slash, a crowdsourced repository of slash fiction about presidents and presidential candidates, having sex, with each other and other historical figures! Wonkette is made up of EXACTLY the sort of pervert politics nerds who would find this interesting, so I have high hopes that you will all read the site and follow it on Twitter and submit your own slashfic and tell your pervert friends about it. The stories on the site are submitted by readers like you, but to prove that I’m as game as anyone, I present to you an romantic story featuring Ron Paul and time travel, after the jump.

“Having behind us the producing masses of this nation and the world, supported by the commercial interests, the laboring interests, and the toilers everywhere, we will answer their demand for a gold standard by saying to them: ‘You shall not press down upon the brow of labor this crown of thorns; you shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold.'”

William Jennings Bryan would have told you that it was the roar of the crowd of Democratic delegates that echoed in his ears as he made his way back to his Chicago hotel in the wee hours of the morning, but in truth it was his own words. They were good, and he knew it. He had used parts of it in his speeches for years, polishing them in the Congress and back home in Nebraska, and he knew that the version he’d unleash in Chicago would be his most persuasive oration yet. That moment of silence in the hall after he finished had been terrifying — had it had been hubristic to extend his arms at the end, miming the crucifixion of our Lord? — but the roar that followed had been gratifying, and the delegates’ ecstatic, spontaneous decision to carry him about the convention floor on their shoulders more so.

It was, he thought to himself, almost enough to make a man fall in to the sin of Pride. But Bryan knew that it would not be for himself, but for the farmer and the worker that he would secure the Presidency. And yes, hew knew he would secure it. Before arriving in Chicago, he thought he might need to wait four or even eight more years before he would be allowed the nomination. After tonight, he knew that it was his for the taking, and, with the Republicans having nominated the pro-gold McKinley, he felt that the nation would follow the convention.

“Nicely delivered speech, Congressman” said a voice from the darkness. Bryan recognized the twang. Texas was a safe Democratic state, but it never hurt to do a little campaigning, so he stopped to speak to the gentleman who emerged into the light of the streetlamp. He was an older man, thin and reedy, with eyes that seemed to hold a certain sadness. Bryan started to smile, until the man continued. “Too mad you’ve got it all wrong on gold. If you had your way, the U.S. dollar’d be worth less than Confederate scrip.”

Bryan was taken aback, but the man disarmed him with a surprising smile and stuck out his hand. “Name’s Paul,” he said. Bryan reached out to take it and when skin met skin the sensation was electric.

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Still, the younger man was cautious. “We’ve just met,” he said, “and using your Christian name seems a little … familiar.”

Again that smile. “Paul’s my family name.”

“Well, Mr. Paul, I see you’re another alarmist on bimetallism. A ratio of 16 ounces of silver to an ounce of gold…”

“…is an unconstitutional injection of government meddling in the money supply. The real ratio is set by the free market.”

A Darwinist, Bryan thought. He wants to make men into beasts, cast us into a monstrous competition in which only the fit survive. But he couldn’t help but notice how fit Mr. Paul’s body looked, beneath those oddly tailored clothes.

The two men kept talking — arguing, really, though there was no malice in it — as they made their way back toward Bryan’s hotel. The lobby was still buzzing with the raucous talk of convention delegates, but Bryan suggested that they find a seat there to continue their conversation. “Too much tobacco smoke down here,” Mr. Paul said. “Unhealthy. Maybe your room would be quieter?”

Bryan thought the complaint eccentric, but did not object.

The two ended up sitting side by side on the bed in Bryan’s room, as it was rather spartan, with no other real furniture. They talked for hours, and while Bryan felt that he had answers for most of Mr. Paul’s points, the man’s strange charisma and intensity rubbed away at his self-assurance, and his wariness. Honestly, later he couldn’t even really remember everything they sad to one another. There was one moment that he never forgot, though: Mr. Paul mentioned something about the “Austrian School” and Bryan retorted, good naturedly, “Oh, are we taking lessons on economy from Hapsburg princes now?” Mr. Paul threw up his hands and laughed, a lovely, genuine laugh, and when he set his right hand down it was atop Bryan’s left.

A quote from another man named Paul suddenly appeared, burning and unbidden and not for the first time, in Bryan’s mind. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

No, the sin of Pride had never been Bryan’s worst transgression. Shortly thereafter came another moment he never forgot: Mr. Paul, fumbling with Bryan’s undergarments, said “I always forget how many clothes you wore back in these days.” So strange, as if Mr. Paul weren’t a native of “these days” himself, but just a visitor from somewhere else. But in the moment he didn’t dwell on it. There were other, better things on which to dwell: mouths, and hands, and skin covered with delightful hair.

The next morning, Mr. Paul was gone, never to be seen again, as was to be expected. That’s how it always went with the men he met on the street and took back to his hotel rooms. But over the next months, as he campaigned across the country, he found he couldn’t get the man out of his mind. It was the sin that he fixated on — he had long learned how to keep that out of his consciousness when he needed to — but the words. Every time he gave a speech on Free Silver, he heard Mr. Paul say “fiat money” in the back of his mind. Every time he promised to help the working man, he heard Mr. Paul saying “What we need to do is remove the impediments to liberty that stop the working man from building a factory of his own.”

His speeches never were as convincing, as enthralling, as the one in that Chicago convention hall, because he was never as sure of himself again. In November, when Governor McKinley set off for Washington, bringing his promises of a firm gold standard with him, Bryan began to suspect that this had been Mr. Paul’s goal all along.

Pretty sexy, right? Check out Hail to the Slash and submit your own story today! That 100% amazing banner was drawn by David Willis.

About the author

Josh was born and raised in Buffalo, New York, leaving him with a love of chicken wings and a tendency to say “pop”. He taught ancient Greek and Roman history to undergraduates before fleeing from academia in terror; worked for a failed San Francisco dot-com that neglected to supply him with stock options or an Aeron chair; lived in Berlin, where he mostly ate Indian and Ethiopian food; finished in third place on his sole Jeopardy! appearance (the correct answer was “Golda Meir”); and was named 2007 Blogger of the Year by The Week, for obvious reasons. Josh is the creator/editor of COMICS CURMUDGEON (which you should read) and does geeky editing and writing about geeky things such as "the Java programming industry for JavaWorld." He lives in Baltimore with his wife Amber and his cat Hoagie.

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  • http://wonkette.com ChillBill

    Is that Newt making out with Mitt? There goes my lunch….

    • BaldarTFlagass

      Looks like Reagan and FDR to me. Same effect, though.

      • Lascauxcaveman

        Reagan had a thing for gimps. This is why Jane Wyman left him; but Nancy, always too over-medicated to notice, never caught on.

        It must be true, because I read it on the internet. (In fact, right here, in this comment.)

    • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

      Looks more like Ryan & Rove.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      I thought it was Mitt and that dude from Monopoly.

      • AlterNewt

        I thought Mitt WAS that dude from Monopoly.

        • viennawoods13


  • BaldarTFlagass

    "fiction about presidents and presidential candidates, having sex,"

    JG Ballard beat you to it. By about 45 years.

    "Slow-motion film of Reagan's speeches produced a marked erotic effect in an audience of spastic children"

    • HateMachine

      "Faces were seen as either circumcised (JFK, Khrushchev) or uncircumcised (LBJ, Adenauer). In assembly-kit tests Reagan’s face was uniformly perceived as a penile erection. Patients were encouraged to devise the optimum sex-death of Ronald Reagan."

      Oh good god, that's incredible.

  • NewYorkJew

    Adlai Stevenson/Mitt Romney?

    hoping that SM scenes are OK

  • BoatOfVelociraptors

    Given the gold price drop before QE3 and subsequent rise, you're going to have to add Bernake in a three way.

    • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

      Glenn Beck weeps…cheers…faps in the corner.

  • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

    I want Thomas Dewey to be subbed by Truman with a copy of the infamous headline in Truman's hand.

    Truman can even say "Who's your daddy now?"

  • Franknflower

    Is this some sort of closeted homeoerotic right wing plot to cure of of the gay?

  • Goonemeritus

    Just because a guy buys his wife a leather nun costume doesn’t give anyone the right to start throwing the pervert word around.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      So *that's* what that was!

  • http://rightthinkingamerican.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    Todd Akin being raped by Joe the Plumber in the bathroom of a hotel during an AIPAC conference.

    • Jus_Wonderin

      It is doesn't fit, it's not legit.

      • YasserArraFeck

        Oh, it's tight, but it's a legitimate fit.

        • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

          So if I say "shit fit," do I get the mother and father of a beating? Or can I make it to safety in time?

      • Negropolis

        Yes, but is it too legit to quit, is the question.

    • cromiller

      Will Joe legitimately unclog Todd's pipes?

  • SexySmurf

    When I write slash I like to put Slash in it. Imagine like Chester A. Arthur has a problem with his sink so he calls Benjamin Harrison over to fix it, and while he's "snaking the drain" Slash, wearing nothing but a top hat, comes over to deliver a pizza.

    • BaldarTFlagass

      "I am expert."

    • James Michael Curley

      Chester A. Arthur – probably born in Canada vs. Benjamin Harrison privileged son * of a former president with an election soon after a congressional inquiry awarded the office to the guy who got the least number of votes.

      I've seen this movie before.

      * Actually Grandson

  • smitallica

    Finally, a good home for my series of erotic scenarios all set against the backdrop of the Second Continental Congress. The working title is "Tails of the Pounding Fathers."

    • elviouslyqueer


    • Jus_Wonderin

      "One if by land. Two if by semen".

      It seemed to fit here. I don't know.

      • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212


        I can't possibly add to this except to say "kudos"….kudos…

    • YasserArraFeck

      "Pounding the Fathers' Tails"

    • AznMom420

      "I only regret that I have but one load to give for my cumtry." -Nathan Hale

  • SnarkoMarx

    LBJ holding George W. by the ears the way he did that beagle, feeding him "Jumbo".

    • AznMom420

      One of Beej's favorite words was Bunghole.

  • Crank_Tango

    I don't know what any of those things mean, so I stopped reading. This is not the first time I didn't know what "slash" meant–once I was in Bruges with a British friend and he said something about having a slash, and I went to get up, except he meant he was going to the bathroom. So I will just assume you are talking about going to the bathroom and just sit here for a while.

    • http://Wonkette.com DemmeFatale

      I had to look it up. Now I'm more confused than ever.
      Why are straight guys so obsessed with other guys?
      Or maybe they're not straight.
      Why is this a "thing?"
      Shit like this makes me feel OLD.
      I'm confused. Maybe I should wear an onion oh my belt.
      (It was the fashion of the time.)

      • emmelemm

        Honestly (NOT THAT I KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT*), most "slash" fiction is written by women.

        *No, really, I don't know anything about it. Other than what it is. And that, according to legend, it started with Kirk and Spock.

        • Doktor Zoom

          Not legend. Very well documented, and among the first popularly-circulated fan fiction of any sort.

          See also Henry Jenkins' invaluable Textual Poachers: Television Fans and Participatory Culture for a terrific discussion of how fanfic messes about with the question of who "owns" popular narratives.

          • emmelemm

            Thanks for the link – I've read a *little* bit on that subject.

            Also, re "according to legend", I am both a Democrat and a female, and as such have been long trained to be wishy-washy and couch the things I state with disclaimers, even though I know them to be true, because inevitably someone will pop up and say, "You idiot don't you know it was back in 1952 when blah blah on page 67 of the thing…." Yeah.

          • Doktor Zoom

            Well, then, by golly, as a demmycrat and a ladyperson, take Mayor Castro's advice and show more spine! You have nothing to lose but your superfluous disclaimers!

            Jenkins is a pretty good read, too. You know, for one of them PoMos…

        • James Michael Curley

          Now I understand, 'slash fiction' is the stuff on the internet I've been ignoring for almost thirty years.

      • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

        It r not teh straight guys. It r teh straight LayDeez. And yes, I find that mind-bogglingly mind-boggling, too.

    • ttommyunger

      I'm wit you, Crank. Don't get it, but I don't care. Tew minny werdz. Hope sumbody got sumthin out of it.

  • sbj1964

    When the GOP is not deep into wild gay sex with each other in Airport restrooms they are busy fucking the American people.

    • Antispandex

      They down with O.P.P?

  • cromiller

    Looks like the Bilbo / Gandalf / Dwarves slash fic is going to have some competition this holiday season.

    • James Michael Curley

      "Bored of the Rings" published by Harvard Lampoon is 43/44 years old. If anybody has an original copy it's become a collector's item.

      Unlike the Peter Jackson treatment it includes Tim Benzedrine and his hippy wife Hasberry.

      It starts with Dildo Bugger being sent on a journey by Goodgulf Greyteeth.

  • fartknocker

    Is their a chapter on Jimmy Carter lusting over a 1970s Playboy playmate because if so, I've also been there and done that.

  • Jus_Wonderin

    Hey, Teddy Roosevelt can wield his big stick.

  • gullywompr

    Who needs fiction? (see: Lincoln, Abraham)

    • Negropolis

      Joshua Speed libel!

      • gullywompr

        You're good.

        • Negropolis

          I try.

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    There is not enough sideboob in all of HuffPo to cure this.

  • MonkeyHamlet

    OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! Ok now do one with Michele Bachmann and Mary Todd Lincoln for the crazy lesbonics!! Or, EVEN BETTER, Marcus Bachmann and William Howard Taft for the bearrrrrs!!!

  • LastGasp

    Carter’s bones creaked as he relentlessly sodomized the Gipper, the room silent save for the wet sound of leathery pelvises slapping together.

    Nope, this is not the kind of porn I want to be indulging in. Sorry.

  • Schmannnity

    What, no Barbara Bush on Nancy Reagan hot action?

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Lynne Cheney and Laura. At least one knows how to do it.

    • http://wonkette.com ChillBill

      I heard Barbara fucked with a fetus once.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Palin & Perry – "He's just not that into you".

    Or, continuing on hte gay theme, Charlie Crist and Rick Perry – "You know what I'm here for?"

  • Wadisay

    To be called: 44 Shades of Gray.

    • Doktor Zoom

      Would Tea Party s/m fiction be 50 Shades of Earl Grey?

      Or maybe that would be anything involving Captain Picard…

      (EDIT: Sadface: I think I'm being mildly creative, and then I google "picard 50 shades of earl grey"…)

      • emmelemm

        Spock and Kirk, OK, whatever, but I reealllly don't want to know about slash fiction defiling the perfection of Captain Picard.

  • Misty Malarky

    Do they have a function where you can enter a couple of names and hit the SEX IT button?

    My first choice: William Henry Hairrison and Walter Mondale sexytime!

    • emmelemm

      For the lazy people in the audience (me).

  • hagajim

    Has anyone posted the Wide Stance Chronicles yet?

    • widestanceromance

      Define "posted."

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Well, after having read that and visualizing the two principals, I'm just glad that there were no detailed descriptions of the boot-knocking.

  • http://wonkette.com Pres.Beeblebrox


    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Right? But mention skullfucking just once…

      • BigSkullF*ckingDog

        I know! How is this not against the rules?

        • C_R_Eature

          This has to be some kind of Crime against Humanity.

          • BigSkullF*ckingDog

            I am going to go seek refugee status at Gawker.

          • C_R_Eature

            Yes, it's that bad.

          • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

            It's worse. I ended up at HuffPo's sideboob page.

  • CommieLibunatic

    Oh, Internet, you shouldn't have… no, really, you literally should not have undertaken these actions.

  • Serolf_Divad

    That's sick, tasteless, totally lacking in class and absolutely undignified. Now, how is it I can submit my own stories?

  • Doktor Zoom

    By the bi, (that's right, isn't it?), what Josh didn't mention is that this all got started around the weekend of the 2008 election, when a mess of political trollage and sniping broke out in his bloog. As part of the mess, a reader asked: “Does Taft/Roosevelt slashfic exist?” Josh replied,

    If it doesn’t now, I order you to expend your political energies on this thread creating some. “Ever since Taft had returned from the Phillipines, TR found himself going out of his way to spend more time with him talking about the situation there…” Go!

    Linkies to some of the results:
    http://joshreads.com/?p=1773#comment-610811 (which is a single sentence, and hence eligible for the Bulwer-Lytton Prize, too!)

    Since that was also the weekend of Berke Breathed's final Opus strip, the thread later spins into a long discussion of favorite (and not-so-favorite) Final Scenes.

    (It was all a dream, as he wakes up in bed with Suzanne Pleshette.)

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      (It was all a dream, as he wakes up in bed with Suzanne Pleshette.)

      Was she doing Dolly Madison? Cuz that would have made it all synedoche-y.

    • Doktor Zoom
      • Jus_Wonderin

        The commentary at the bottom, end? of that one was hilarious.

    • C_R_Eature

      I understand that one weekend's horrific Mead Orgy at Chaucer's favorite Tavern is where The Canterbury Tales originated.

      It's a literary tradition.

    • http://www.facebook.com/pages/Johnny-Appletruth/133951326629923?sk=wall deanbooth
    • UnholyMoses

      Taft continued, pointing out [to Teddy] the bathroom window to the Rose Garden, “Yonder lies the obelisk of your jubilee.”

      That is sssssooooooooooooooooo full of win. Just. Perfect.

      (I'm a professional writer and all, but not sure if I could pull it off [so to type]. Might have to try, though … )

  • Grief_Lessons

    If only someone had put a ball gag on William Henry Harrison, think of the tragedy that could have been averted.

    • viennawoods13

      The death of Tecumseh at the Battle of the Thames?

  • http://sciencekick.blogspot.com valthemus

    I'm sorry, but even presidential slash fic doesn't top Roy Orbison in Clingfilm.

  • elviouslyqueer

    Rick Santorum's storyline is probably categorized under "beastiality porn, boring."

  • I_P

    I can't fap to this!!

    • GhostBuggy

      Oh, don't be closed-minded. Adopt a wider stance!

    • emmelemm

      Try harder!

  • http://for-the-turnstiles.blogspot.com 4TheTurnstiles

    it never gets old (ask M Warner, apropos of public sex acts as politics):

  • BaldarTFlagass

    "At Last, There Is A Website For Your Homoerotic Presidential Fan Fiction"

    A gap that was sorely in need of filling, obviously.

    • Guppy

      A gap that was sorely in need of filling, obviously.

      Ooh, why didn't I think of that line?

      • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

        Cuz if it's sore when you're filling it, ur doin it rong?

  • JohnnyQuick

    Does any of this slash fiction combine me with 1978-model Gov. Jennifer Granholm?

    • Guppy

      That's… a lot of hair…

      • emmelemm

        You're talking about the guys, right?

        • Guppy

          Just… in general.

    • BaldarTFlagass

      Gee, I wonder why the comments are disabled.

    • http://wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

      The 70s were to Tuxedos what Mitt Romney is to excitement.

    • Doktor Zoom

      The suspenders! The jeans! The hair, my god, the hair…..

  • Blueb4sinrise

    I imagine scenarios like this all the time….except the characters are all Wonketeer gravs.

  • LibrarianX

    Oh, crap. I've just read this right before lunch. Bleh.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Hey, look, at least you get to avoid a full stomach before it empties! Linguine does not taste as good on the way back out, trust me on this.

  • Lazy Media

    To each his own, but I was much more entertained by the Presidential free-for-all knife fight to the death. http://faceintheblue.wordpress.com/2012/08/22/in-

    • Lascauxcaveman

      That's pretty good stuff. And a little history learning on the side. (Mostly in the comments.)

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    still though. this is better than the romney campaign.

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    i wonder how many of these involve saint ronnie.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      In unison, everyone!


  • http://wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

    I'm sorry, but isn't the purpose of slash fic to turn someone on?

    • emmelemm

      Isn't the corollary to Rule 34 that, not only is there porn for everything, at least *someone* is turned on by any given thing?

  • Guppy

    Could there be any more passionate a pairing than Andrew Jackson and Richard Nixon?

    • Lazy Media

      Poor Nixon goes into that thinking he's the top.

  • HarryButtle

    If I can time travel, I'm taking Michelle O to meet Jackie Kennedy for a faptastic threesome while Jack does important Presidential stuff. And if Marilyn Monroe stops by, well…the more the merrier!

    Wait, I didn't have to inlcude any actual Presidents, did I?

  • widestanceromance

    This is how erotica dies, with thunderous fapping.

  • C_R_Eature

    And here I thought that Trekker illustrated Fanfic Porn was bad. There's always something worse on the Internet. Never forget that.

    I didn't read all this. There weren't any Furries, were there? Please say there weren't.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Well, Bryan was pretty hairy…

      • C_R_Eature

        This is precisely the reason I keep a bucket handy while reading Wonkette.

    • HistoriCat

      Have you seen Ron Paul's eyebrows?

      • C_R_Eature

        I've really got to go empty this bucket.

    • Doktor Zoom

      Pfft. If you haven't read My Immortal, you haven't even begun to plumb the depths of Bad Fanfic. (link is to an article about the fanfic.

      Those willing to risk it can find the actual fanfic here. You were warned.

      • C_R_Eature

        Oh. Oh no. I just can't do that to my stomach right now. Not after what I've just seen.
        Leonard Pinth-Garnell would thrown that right in the trash, unopened.

        I'll save the actual Tome for when I can get well and truly plastered. Thanks.

        EDIT: The first sentence is appalling. I just couldn't help myself. You bastard!

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    I suppose I could regurgitate some of my awful Newt and Callista stories or is Callista a female…. I forget.

  • Lazy Media

    This week in Presidential Bear magazine, HOTT Grover-Cleveland-on-Howard-Taft action!

  • docterry6973

    I did not need to know this, and I will attempt to forget it.

  • C_R_Eature

    Where can I find the Tentacle Porn version?

    • Nostrildamus

      The Nixon Tapes.

      • C_R_Eature

        Upfisted for Watergate Reference!

  • http://www.notfrisco.com/colmatales/norton/proclaim.html#declaration Joshua Norton

    So did folks actually write this stuff themselves? Or did they obtain copy directly from Fox News transcripts?

  • C_R_Eature

    I am absolutely not reading this one:

    Heart and Soul (Cheney/Bush/Cloned Cheney/Crown Prince Abdullah; WARNING: EXTREME HORROR)

    It's very upsetting to me that a thing like this even exists. It's just too much. Too too much.

    Well, maybe just a little…

    • BigSkullF*ckingDog

      As long as it ends with Cheney getting "shot" in the face.

      • C_R_Eature

        Cheney Bukakke? AIEEE!

        • BigSkullF*ckingDog

          I don't think I can click on that, I'm at work right now.

          • C_R_Eature

            It's only little Alex with his peepers all grozy locked open like, viddying well the horrorshow tolchocking & getting all sickywick like. He was cured, all right.

            I am absolutely not googling "Cheney bukakke". Not now not never.

  • BigSkullF*ckingDog

    You know, just because one CAN put something on the internet, DOES NOT MEAN THAT ONE SHOULD!

    ps – Fakakta's caps locky-ness is rubbing off on me.

  • BigSkullF*ckingDog

    Sometimes I think our first amendment has gone too far.


    • emmelemm

      Just because you CAN say something, doesn't mean you should.

  • Respitetini

    All in all, not a bad Bryan/Paul AU timetraveler drabble. Surprised you went for the fade-to-black, but site guidelines?

  • MonkeyHamlet

    "When in the intercourse of human events it becomes necefsary for one dude to do another…"

  • IceCreamEmpress

    Done and done. Also submitted documentation that mine was written in 2004. YES I WAS ON BOARD THE SLASH TRAIN WAY EARLY, Y'ALL.

  • Antispandex

    I heard rumors about Jeannette Pickering Rankin and Woodrow Wilson in the Cloakroom , when Woodrow could still get wood.

    • bobbert

      Nice wood work, Chuck.

  • LibrarianX

    This sounds really great, except for the part where it stars old white guys.

  • blatherous

    I thought liberals just Love gays.

    Oh wait, that's only for votes…

    • TribecaMike

      You're being overly DeGeneres.

  • neiltheblaze

    So you're trying to turn the fegula contingent straight, right?

  • http://strangestoriesaboutsadpeople.blogspot.com/ Thedongsofwar


  • Terry


    You've done Baltimore proud.

  • Negropolis

    Bwahahahahahaha!!! This. Is. Awesome. lol

    Now, now do one with Harriet Tubman and Carrie Nation.

  • TribecaMike

    Oh great, more gay argot to memorize.

  • AznMom420

    I heard tell the sexual tension at Yalta was enough to split the atom.

  • SaintRond

    What, no Sharon Angle anywhere?

  • ttommyunger

    Note to author: in future you should know that it does not take this many words to leave me clueless, confused and befuddled. just trying to lighten your load.