Following our successful foray into Philadelphia, your Wonkette #WARRED on the Drinking Liberally party held every Thursday at Rudy's in New York City, by buying them beer and stealing their women. Commenters, lurkers, and your Editrix's NYC macher aunt and uncle, after the jump!
Chicago, you are on deck. Expect us sometime in 2013.
And you are quite a handsome fellow in real life.
No, I saw that movie. Woodchipper works just fine.