Sure, why not
What is the worst possible thing that Egg Romney could call the Romney flying machine? Here is a message from His Lord High Hairgel Mittens of Romney, to inform us!

Ann likes to joke that the campaign plane should be called “Hair Force One.”

Personally, I don’t quite know what to call it, but I do know it’s crucial in getting this campaign’s message to every corner of the country. And with just 54 days left until the election, we will be putting it to good use.

I’m excited to invite two of my supporters to come on board the plane, and join me for a day on this important journey. I hope you’ll enter for a chance to fly with me.

I don’t know exactly what our itinerary will be, but if you’re one of the winners — I can tell you it will be exciting. And, who knows, maybe you and I will come up with a better name for the campaign plane.

Thanks for your support,

Mitt Romney

WELL. We at Wonket are reasonably sure that Wonkers — the smartest, handsomest commenters in the known universe and then some! — can come up with something better than stupid old Egg’s stupid old nickname. For Miffed’s PLANE. Because shouldn’t our priorities right now really be on coming up with the perfect moniker for our private jet?


Let us start you off:

Planes Trains and Total Fucking Idiots.

Soul Plane.

The Plane That Belongs To Mitt Romney Who Probably Has Asperger’s And That Is Why He Does Not At All Find It Tone-Deaf To Have Private-Jet Naming Contests, Today, When The World Is Pretty Much On Fire, Right?

We think that last one might be the keeper.

[Via Wonkette operative “WorthyB”]

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  • sbj1964

    How about Spaceball 1?

    • Is the security code "1, 2, 3, 4, 5"?

      • Sophist[Kochblocker]

        1, 2, 3, 4, 5? That's amazing! I've got the same password on my IntenseDebate account!

    • bobbert

      Hairball One

  • "The Aircraft"

    • karlamarx


  • fartknocker

    Abort, Abort, Abort!

  • Tom

    Snakes on a Plane

    • Also, too

    • BoatOfVelociraptors

      Only if Matalin is traveling with her husband.

    • Baconzgood


      -Bad Mother Fucker-

      • Dashboard Buddha


    • PsycWench

      Not Fakes on a Plane?

  • Jus_Wonderin


    • An Asexual Ungulate

      Because "doom" backwards is "mood" and Mitt Romney is in the mood for you girl?

    • BoatOfVelociraptors


      • Jus_Wonderin

        Phobos Lab. Could be Kolob Lab though.

        • BoatOfVelociraptors

          That was the best midi.

  • gullywompr


  • Cracker Bay

  • My Little Tax Credit

  • OneYieldRegular

    The Titanic

    • Wadisay

      The Hindenburg

    • So, ship crashes = OK Snark. Plane Crashes? Less so.

      • commiegirl99

        Well, here's my reasoning: the Titanic and Hindenburg are really more metaphors for Terrible Failure at this point. Plane crashes with people on them equal dead people.

        Does that make sense do you think?

        • OneYieldRegular

          I reasoned that if the Las Vegas showgirl revue "Jubilee" can feature a perky musical number set aboard the sinking oceanliner Titanic, then I'd be fairly safe invoking the metaphorical use of the name.

          • I saw that show!
            The Titanic bit was totally boring, but the other stuff was completely hilarious.
            (There was quite a lot of snark and parody there, but it went over the heads of most of the audience.)

        • I appreciate the distinction, and thought it was something like that. I do understand you have to run a business,and this isn't just our little playground, but lines like that in humor are so hard to draw. Guess that is why you get the big bucks. Have a vodka for me at the party tonight.

  • Egg Crate

  • Snake (Oil Salesman) On a Plane.

  • Blunder Bus

  • badseeds

    The Spirit of Latter Day Saints.

    • Sophist[Kochblocker]

      The Spirit of St. Clueless.

  • MissTaken

    The Money Shot

  • LibertyLover

    "Liar Flyer"

    • MNWICyborg

      When Pig (Fuckers) Fly!

  • sbj1964

    The Mittensberg? Crash ,and burn!

  • Lucidamente1

    My Grandchildren's Inheritance?

  • memzilla

    Von Lyin's Express?

  • SorosBot

    The 16,846th Tax Write-Off.

  • Second Place

    • zumpie

      First Loser

    • Being second just means that you're first in a long line of losers.
      "Inspirational" saying at my local physical rehab(!)

  • comrad_darkness

    Who let the planes out? Woof . . . woof woof woof!

  • SexySmurf

    I’m excited to invite two of my supporters to come on board the plane

    It's cute Mittens believes he has that many supporters.

    • DonnyKerabotsos

      If he had three supporters one of them would have to ride strapped to the roof.

      • kingofmeh

        "seamus" would be a great name for the jet.

    • Chichikovovich

      The Koch Brothers.

    • bobbert

      Is he gonna wear them?

  • Air Amercia

  • sbj1964

    HMS Mittens?

  • comrad_darkness

    Props To You, Rich Dude

  • memzilla

    Outsource One?

  • Jerri

    "Hindenburg" seems in poor taste so I'll not suggest that.

    How about "Biff" or "Chad?"

  • Pragmatist2

    "Asshole One" ???
    "Swiss Air"???

  • Android One

  • BigSkullF*ckingDog

    Cloud Raper

    • FakaktaSouth

      I like this. I think they would see the cloud piercing and polluting as a positive, but I think, definitely this.

    • MNWICyborg

      It's legitimate

  • ahnc

    "The Proud Prick"

  • badseeds

    Flexible Flyer

  • ChernobylSoup


    • (snort!)

    • mayor_quimby

      Very strong entry, sir/ma'am

    • MosesInvests

      Ja, das ist gut.

    • FTW!

  • Schmannnity

    Airforce None.

  • MissTaken

    Ebola no Gay

  • LibertyLover

    Air Force None

  • Airhead Force One.

  • Lucidamente1

    The Spirit of Saint Joseph Smith?

    • comrad_darkness

      The Spirit of Prophet Parley P. Pratt

      Mitt's Great grand-pa. And no, I shit you not.

  • The bumpersticker reads: "My Other Plane Is A Learjet"

    • Jus_Wonderin

      "Don't laugh, it's paid for…with money I didn't pay in taxes"

    • Eve8Apples

      And there is a pair of TruckNutz dangling from the tail.

  • Oblios_Cap

    The Albatross

  • slithytoves

    Fly with him? And just when I thought flying couldn't get any worse.

  • Hera Sent Me

    The Retroactively Retired.

    The Airy-Definitely-Not-Fairy.

    Moroni's Chariot.

    The Mayonnaise Express.

    The Flying Pretzel.

    The Write(off) Stuff.

    The Write(off) Flyer.

    The It's All First Class.

    The Wow From Up Here, All Those People Look Like Laid Off Ants.

    Chitty Chitty Lie Lie.

    Air Force One Percent.

    • karlamarx

      air force one per cent is the best!

    • Willardbot9000_V2.5

      Air Force 1% is pretty awesome

    • greenloner

      I vote for Moroni's Chariot

  • Foul. Five minute major for total bullshit.

    The sign just above Mittens's (how do you do possessive for Mittens?) left shoulder looks just like the Vietnam Service Ribbon.

  • the_onceler

    Rafalca the flying horse?

  • Shypixel

    Rape Force One

  • SS Minnow

  • Tequila Mockingbird

    Bain in the Ass

  • Blueb4sinrise


    • sbj1964

      The Botany Gay.

  • SmutBoffin

    Air Force 1%

    • WhatTheHolyHeck


    • BornInATrailer

      Very nice.

      • SmutBoffin

        Thank you!

        I am good at wordplay because I have Asperger's.

    • gullywompr


    • KeepFnThatChicken


  • NewYorkJew

    Mitt Built This

    just so we keep the campaign on track to its goal of total honesty

  • no_gravity

    Kolob Bound

    • KeepFnThatChicken


  • gullywompr

    The Cayman Islands Clipper.

  • Crank_Tango

    Way to throw Sarah Palin's escort-service van wrap bus under the bus.

  • RedneckMuslin

    Does he mean, "fly with me" like I think he means it?

  • ragarlove

    Air Force Dumb

  • Smug Snake on a Plane.

  • Oblios_Cap

    The Cooked Goose

  • LibertyLover

    "Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol. "

    • WhatTheHolyHeck

      Glue Sniffer

      • LibertyLover

        I picked a bad day to give it up.

    • Jus_Wonderin

      Nick! Heath! Jared! There's a fire in the barn!

    • Crank_Tango

      I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande.

      • Dr_Zoidberg

        Macho Grande is where I developed my drinking problem.

        • Severe shell shock. He thinks he's Ethel Merman.

  • Air Mormon Moron

  • Jerri

    "Mitt Romney"

  • elviouslyqueer


    • CripesAmighty

      We have a Winnah!(snort)

  • The Runner-Up

  • Jus_Wonderin

    The Last Plane to Smirksville?

  • Tundra Grifter


  • Oblios_Cap

    Ann's Magic Panties

  • Tundra Grifter

    Flip/Flop Fly.

  • LibertyLover

    Armageddon Express

  • BornInATrailer

    The Spruce Douche

    • Jus_Wonderin

      Oh, I think you WON me. Well, not me.

  • Jus_Wonderin

    "Herve Villechaize"

    • pepperpat

      I.e., "De Bain! De Bain!"

  • I don’t know exactly what our itinerary will be

    It's OK, Mitt. Neither does the rest of the country…

  • RadioX

    Ebola Gay

  • MinAgain

    The Bounty

    • pepperpat

      And Mitteny is on it.

  • WhatTheHolyHeck

    Jets Are People Too, My Friend

  • Toomush_Infer


  • BaldarTFlagass

    I loved their album "Fly Like a Brick"

    • comrad_darkness

      What did they say "R-word Express"?

      • Talked about celebs who died in plane crashes.

        • comrad_darkness

          Must be me, but I have trouble keeping track of the allowed boundaries of snark.

          • BaldarTFlagass

            You'll know it when you see it.

          • kissawookiee

            It's apparently all italicized.

        • ChernobylSoup

          No, I was referring to the career trajectories of Gary Busey and Jessica Lange.

      • It was probably something akin to that Lynyrd Skynyrd incident.

        • BaldarTFlagass

          I'm glad I didn't play the Stevie Ray card.

          • That was a helicopter accident. I blame equally-overrated guitarist Eric Clapton for inviting (i.e jinxing) him to go on tour right before the accident.

          • Thank you. Everyone else seems to think the sun shines out of Clapton's arse.

      • SorosBot

        It was about

        • Weren't you and Becca just hanging out, having a good time? The Ban Hammer has no mercy!

        • I went Ricky Nelson all over it, but that was not replied to

        • this is the wonkette blair witch project

  • bikerlaureate

    Simulacrum Transport Flight Unit.

  • Come here a minute

    Flying Metal Tube of Losing

    • Nostrildamus

      This is my favorite.

  • PeaceWithHonor

    Mitt's Delusion

  • "The City of Broken Dreams"

  • The Serpentine Talk Express

  • bikerlaureate

    Big Ol' Het Hairliner.

  • Con Air.

  • LibertyLover

    Mitt and Paul's Excellent Adventure

  • Not_Mother

    Billable Hours.

  • sudsmckenzie


  • The Douche Canoe

  • Carried Interest

    • BoatOfVelociraptors

      Just flies out there.

  • Rosie_Scenario

    "Above it All"

  • Not_So_Much

    Mechanical Aerial Conveyance.

    Empty Suit Express.

    Derrrpp Derrrpa Derp Derrrp!

  • Anyone mind if I tweet some of these at the Mittster? Or maybe Wonkette/commiegirl would like to do it.

    • karlamarx

      do it with my blessing!

  • BaldarTFlagass

    White Cloud

    • 415buzzard

      I was thinking "Summer's Eve" because of the douche factor, but toilet paper is probably more appropriate

  • Unelectable One.

  • BlueStateLibel

    Flip Flop

  • Estproph

    The Diplomatic Immunity

  • Estproph

    The Gaffe

  • 1stNewtontheMoon

    Flight One to Kolob

  • GhostBuggy

    Rafalca's Folly.

  • emmelemm

    And this post demonstrates why Wonketters are the wittiest and snarkiest people on earth (me excepted) – all these responses are certifiably genius.

  • One_who_wanders

    Above it all

    What do you people want now

  • prommie

    The World's On Fire! I have not heard The Housemartins in forever!

  • prommie

    Oh, the plane? "Above it All."

  • Eve8Apples

    Flight to failure.

  • Estproph

    The Spirit Of Saint Joseph Smith

  • Oh, the Mormonity!

  • Crank_Tango

    Polygamy mile high club sandwich? In comic sans?

    • BornInATrailer

      Mile Never-Been-High Club?

  • Estproph

    The Flight Of The Phonies

    • jqheywood

      Flight of the Chancres?

  • Guppy

    "The Small Plane"

    "This Old Thing"

    "An Hour's Pay"

    "A Quiet Place"

    "Cayman Express"

    • 415buzzard

      I think "This Old Thing" is a total winner!

  • The Bain Mutiny

  • Jerri

    "Failure to Launch"

  • The Polygamy Compound

  • JustPixelz

    The right wing is the only thing that's holding it up so maybe just half a name. "Koch Ex".

  • Mile High Flub

  • Guppy

    "Held In Trust"

  • iTuna

    Chitty Chitty Bain Bang

  • AeroStiff

  • Baconzgood

    Air Planes Are People Too My Friend?

  • caitifty

    Air Farce One?

  • amoosefloats

    Fly The Greedy Skies!

  • GenderFenderBender


  • Not_Mother

    Bankruptcy Built This.

    • karlamarx

      love this one.

  • Baconzgood

    Is there a dog on top of it?

  • BaldarTFlagass

    "Here's Looking Down At You!"

  • amoosefloats

    Boeing 1040-A

  • BoatOfVelociraptors

    The Leveraged Flyout.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    "TSA Bypass"

  • amoosefloats

    Air Seamus

  • CarolinaStewPie

    DUMBO (with a cartoon elephant strapped to the roof)

  • Guppy

    "Trickle Down"

  • Oblios_Cap

    My Dreams in Ruins

  • DangerHelvetica

    If it was Herman Cain's, you could call it the LeerJet.

  • kittensdontlie

    The Wrong Flyer(apologies to the Wright bros.)

    • GenderFenderBender

      Tax Wright-Off?

  • HistoriCat

    Just the right flight.

  • I'm seriously being a social media nerd and trying to get a hashtag going on Twitter for this. #mittromneyplanename

  • PhilippePetain

    The Spirit of Saint Screw Us

  • mindo99

    Lost in the Clouds One

  • BigSkullF*ckingDog

    Hair Cut One

    • emmelemm


  • Hairgel Express

  • GenderFenderBender


  • The White Star Line.

    High Deductible.

    Heavenly Deception.

    Idiot Mittens.

    Heir Supply.

    Missionary Position.

  • Nopantsmcgee


  • chicken_thief

    If it was in stealth mode, name it "Romney's 1040".

    But why bother to name it at all since whatever name he picks today, he'll change his mind on 10 times tomorrow?

  • BaldarTFlagass

    "I’m excited to invite two of my supporters to come on board the plane, and join me for a day on this important journey. I hope you’ll enter for a chance to fly with me."

    DON'T DO IT! You'll just have to serve the drinks, clean the lavatories, and wash the plane before takeoff. And there won't be any oxygen masks to drop from the ceiling for you if there is a sudden loss in cabin pressure.

  • Native_of_SL_UT

    2 Right Wings

  • 102415

    All The Way To The Bank

    • BoatOfVelociraptors

      Needs more parenthetical clauses. (Sweden) , (Cayman Islands), (You people don't need to know).

      • 102415

        Maybe just add all the flags and the finger?

  • Antispandex

    "The Plane Talk Express"……too soon?

  • "Money Money Gang Bang"

  • gingerland62

    I don't know what to name it but I'm sure it flies at "just the right height".

    • emmelemm


  • KeepFnThatChicken

    Does the plane have an elevator?

  • Soylent Creed.

  • Nopantsmcgee

    The Spruce Weasel

  • qwerty42

    This has got to be evidence he is or has become delusional. Does he plan to lad in DC and demand to be taken to his new home: the White House?
    Actually, he must be asking himself why he ever thought he wanted the job.

  • HempDogbane

    I had a friend die in a plane crash a few weeks ago (single engine, died alone) and I've been silently calling him names ever since, and sometimes aloud. The top choice is "reckless". So I'm going with "Reckless" for Mitt's plane too. And his candidacy. And his policies. And the Republicans. Fuck them all.

    • Sorry about your friend, HD.

      • HempDogbane

        Thanks. Shouldn't have told it, now I'm pissed at him and the world again.

    • BoatOfVelociraptors

      Been there. Dude used to fly an F18, but is now somewhere in a crab south of Kodiak.

  • sudsmckenzie

    Jet Blew it.

  • Thurman Munster IV

    The Mittenburg. Oh, the non-humanity!

  • gullywompr

    The Mile High Flub

  • 415buzzard

    "The Titanic"

    • 415buzzard

      Whoops I missed this one already posted on page 1! Sorry!

  • BaldarTFlagass

    In honor of the upcoming Wachowski "Brothers" film:
    "Cloud Asshole"

  • asmith83

    The Right Height.

  • 415buzzard

    "Hair Shirt One"?

    • YasserArraFeck

      Are you referring to Mitt's magic underwear or to what the rest of us Little People will soon be wearing if Mittens wins?

  • 415buzzard

    "Willard's Folly"

  • Eve8Apples

    Shouldn't the ad read, "BORED WITH MITT?"

  • foote

    Plane Capital

  • peatswift

    RomneyBot 300 accessory model MDD-83

  • The Mitt Zeppelin

  • Has "Allah Akbar" been taken?

  • Israeli Air Force 2

  • Mittney Tango Foxtrot.

  • Callyson

    And in a related story:

    After endorsing the Republican nominee for president in 2000, 2004, and 2008, The Fraternal Order of Police, the nation's largest law enforcement labor union, has declined to endorse Mitt Romney this year.

  • VP-CUM

    (Requires a trip to the Source to grok)

    • Nostrildamus

      TL;DR. Synopsis?

      • VP is the Cayman Islands aircraft registration code. CUM, well, because why not.Sent from my iPad

  • drozman


  • White Flight.

  • Jerri


  • Selfish_T

    Enola Don't Ask Don't Tell

    • YasserArraFeck

      "Enola Hetero"

  • 415buzzard

    Tail should be festooned with "Bibi is my Co-Pilot" banner.

  • Slim_Pickins

    Grand Cayman Air
    The Dead Duck

  • Dudleydidwrong

    Shitstorm Express

    People Depressed Airline

    Mormon Kamikaze

  • barto

    Flight of Fantasy ok that doesn't quite work…

  • littlebigdaddy

    Pander Express?

  • cousinitt

    The Mousse Goose

    • bobbert


  • Barrelhse

    Airplane! the Movie

    • pepperpat

      Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit raiding companies and firing people while making myself millions of dollars.

  • TheGyrus


  • equitywolf

    Air Force somewhere between 250 and hald a billion.

  • Wonder Bred.

  • barto

    I guess, once again, Mitt doesn't understand something. Airplanes aren't usually given "names", other than that of the manufacturer plus some alphanumerical designator.

    Thus, "Boring 24/7" might be a good pick.

    • RancidToeNail

      He meant "call sign", but why should he start getting things right now?

  • Boojum

    Willard Mitt Romney's Plane.

  • pepperpat

    Around The World In 80 Lies

  • 415buzzard

    "A Dildo For Jen" (Rubin, that is)

  • Generation[redacted]

    I christen thee, The Flying WASP.

  • hagajim

    Hairball One?

    • bobbert


  • T3rbo

    Dirty Sanchez

    (in honor of Mitt's heritage and all)

  • The Second-Floor Urinal.

  • Arkoday


  • Icarus

  • pepperpat

    The KeepDreamingLiner

  • pepperpat


  • e_z

    "The Smirkin' Merkin"

  • MistaEko

    The flying 8.4tress.

    /Nate Silver'd

  • Sue4466

    "I don’t know exactly what our itinerary will be, but if you’re one of the winners — I can tell you it will be exciting."

    That's his campaign slogan too, right?

  • CleverSobriquet


  • Credibility Default Swap.

  • pepperpat

    Vulture Atlantic

  • ChrisM2011

    Angel of DEATH.

  • The Willenium Fa(i)l / Con

  • Cleopatriot

    You People

  • WhatTheHeck

    The Hair Clipper.

  • anniegetyerfun

    I don't know – Hair Force One just about sums it up.

  • YasserArraFeck

    "I'M BORED with MITT"?

  • McPdx

    JEB 2016

  • mustangsavvy

    "Pompous Wanker One". With subsequent planes named accordingly.

  • YasserArraFeck

    Air Force Lost

  • magic_titty

    My Other Private Jet is Woody Johnson

  • docterry6973

    The Flying Doucheman


    The Vulture

    He really should buy a twitter hashtag for this. The results would please him immensely, I am sure.

  • grex1949

    Uranus Probe?

  • pepperpat

    The Ham-Fisted Belle

  • tracyhasfun

    Missionary Position 1

  • tracyhasfun

    "Us People"

    • bibliotequetress

      That's the name of his political party.

  • carlgt1

    and once you win and get on the plane Mittens & Antoinette Rmoney will promptly ignore you for the entire trip…..

  • grex1949

    Hot Air Buffoon?

  • Insane in the Bain

  • Smithboy

    Would the name of the plane that dropped the atomic bomb "Enola Gay" be considered prophetic?

  • Bring the Bain

  • LibrarianX

    Wiener Mobile

  • JackObin

    No coffee, tea or me.

  • Rotundo_

    Air Farce One?

  • kingofmeh

    "looks like we're going to need a bigger plane elevator"

  • bobbert

    The Flying Egg?*

    * cf old Mork and Mindy episode.

  • TribecaMike

    "Better to be hijacked than to be high."

    • Isyaignert

      Now, that's debateable.

  • Not_Mother

    "My Blind Trust"

  • sitkajo

    Spirit of Seamus

    Thats the dog he hosed down on the roof of his car on that Natl Lampoon Style vacation.

  • kingspoit

    THe Pony Express……….. the 77,000 dollar welfare pony express

  • BoatOfVelociraptors

    My other ride is my family name.

    • bibliotequetress


  • red_kira

    Just Plane Wrong

    Plane Kidding

    Plane 9 from Outer Space

    Plane Scary

    Pan Scam

  • red_kira


  • ProgressiveInga

    Adelson's Folly

  • red_kira

    The Red Robber Baron

  • mr bojangles

    suque my koch you mutha fuquing peace of chit!!!! that's my name!!!

  • red_kira

    Spirit of St. Screw Us

  • toaster_pastry

    Unforced Air

  • red_kira

    Fakes on a Plane

  • red_kira

    The Wright Liar

  • Barrelhse

    Pepsi Syndrome

  • Aridzona

    Don't know about Mitt's plane, but didn't Clinton nickname his "The Mile High Club?"

  • The Bain of my Existence.

  • rocktonsam


  • Air Farce One

  • VinnyThePooh

    Smoking Crater.

  • TribecaMike

    Con Artist Trail?

  • The Flaming Bender

  • bibliotequetress

    The Flying Fuck

  • toaster_pastry

    Con Air

  • as i am very late to this game and just reading the brilliance to mr. fuflans, i will merely add you people seriously rock.

    that is all.

  • Isyaignert

    Rmoney's plane is The Hindenberg! Someone probabally beat me to it and that's okay too.

  • Willardbot9000_V2.5

    How about the Magic Underwear Skidmark? Or…the "Derp, Derp, Derp" Express? Or the Hairclipper? Okay, last one: Ask Me Where My Dog Is….it's catchy.

  • ttommyunger

    "Up, Up, and No-Way"

  • Willardbot9000_V2.5

    I have one…"the Flying Asshole"

  • vtxmcrider

    The Kolob Express

  • AlaskaGrrl

    Condom One

  • I was on fire in #NameRomneysPlaneContest but sadly all the real entries have to go through the vile spamwall at the actual Romneybot site. Ugh.

    Some awesome potential winners (not mine)

    Flyin' Tither
    Air Horse One (by @RafalcaRomney

  • Graham Cracker

    "I Have A Plane And You Don't"
    "I Have A Plane, But Not A Plan"

  • VinnyThePooh

    The Wacky Wings of Willard Wetfart.

  • DannyRyanVagina

    My Little Loophole. Works for the plane and Ann's ladyparts too.

  • snackypants

    "One Of My Planes"

  • AtwatersGhost

    Magic Underwear

  • CarolinaStewPie

    Hair Force NONE

    • sbj1964

      Catchy, has possibilities.Mitt can put that in a focus group.He will more than likely like it.Than he will flip,and not like it.His billionaire friends will have to tell him what he thinks.

  • Forget the plane! Do something about the campaign logo.

    Favorite description: "Like someone squeezing one of those striped toothpastes out of a tube."

  • DahBoner

    "Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow"

  • MonkeyBiz

    Air Hitler Did Nothing Wrong One.

  • CheetahCheetah

    Con Air.

  • "The Gitmo Express"

  • Weenus299

    A Plane Called Horseshit.

  • Rhino
  • bbarrie21

    Plane Vanilla with Nuts

  • BeachRose

    Branding Mitt's Plane: just pick one and don't stick with it

    1. Air Plan "we won't tell you where we're going until after we land"

    2. Enola Gay Shaver

    3. Flip Flop Flap Flyer

    4. Offshore Jumper "No you people on board!"

  • billy_reuben

    Rapacious Shitweasel Express

  • firemetalrat

    Flip Flop 1

  • labman57

    Mitt had better hope that his jet does not suffer the same fate that has befallen his election campaign, lest the aircraft be posthumously known as "Crash and Burn One".

  • mac_the_mouth

    Mitt Force None

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