Oh ho ho, Nancy Pelosi! How are you being a hilarious bitch today? Oh, you are "welcoming" back to the hallowed halls of Congress the "intellectual heavyweight" of the Republican Party, Paul Ryan, by cutting together a whole bunch of riotous tape of him being unable to string two words together? That'll do, Nance. That'll do quite nicely!
Call us, Madam Leader. We will be your total whores.
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And the odds of achieving the 67 Senate votes necessary for conviction were?
So, she blew her chance at making a highly divisive political statement with no chance of ever turning into concrete action. Boo fucking hoo.
Remember, this is a district that gave John Kerry 84.2% of the vote.