First of all, we tricked you, because we were not wearing a red dress at all! This was so we could laugh at your confusion as you looked around and wondered if we would even bother coming to our own Drinky Thing. (Answer: probably!) Second of all, the Park Service estimated attendance at 40 souls, so we added 15 percent to it, as is Right and Proper.
Please to enjoy some pictures of you, in DC, getting #sloppysloppy. More importantly, did you remember that our Philly Drinky Thing and Meetup is tonight? It is! And New Yawk City, you are on deck for Thursday! (Details still TBD. Good lord we are so tired. Actor and Lizzie, please fight out where we should have it, and then let us know.)
And this is not from our Drinky Thing, obvs, but we cannot resist, as the correct answer is “It costs a buck o’ five.”
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Rebecca, did you sit on Biden's lap too, also?
No. On the face. On. The. Face.
Wow. All those sideways pictures. Looks like you spent the entire party passed out on the bar.
I thought it was me.
"I got sideways drunk last night."
If that isn't a thing, it should be.
Done
"Sideways:" NO Merlot!
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." Dean Martin
Left-leaning alcoholics – my people!
The signs on the walls are kind of a dead giveaway, but I'll let it rotate this one time.
What's that neck syndrome Dixie Carter shilled for, again? Yeah, someone has that.
That's why laptops were invented. And in picture 7, it's obvious she's had enough. She's getting kinda blurry by that point.
Great, now I need a neck brace, and shall be shunned by all right-thinking, non-deformed humans,
At least you'll always be welcome here, among the left-thinking, well you get the idea.
Walk this thway!
Check out David Cronenberg's movie Crash and you might be disabused of that notion.
I can't even look at sideways pictures. It hurts my eyes.
The correct answer on that last picture is "Nice legs!"
I studied for my final exam.
Nice *fucking* legs would also be acceptable
I think the proper response is "Great gams!"
"I like them getaway sticks!"
Or is it "Hubba Hubba"?
23 Skidoo
*makes tigger-esque throat growly noise*
“I remember when she first walked into my office. She was beautiful, sleek as a cat, long legs sheathed in silky stockings. If I only knew then what I know now…”
David Lee Roth: [comes]
The answer is ZZ Top
"She's got legs, she knows how to use them
She never begs, she knows how to choose them…"
The second verse is better but not for a family web site.
Hey Actor, can we have the NY thingy at the Monkey Bar on 54th St? Please, Please Please.
Really? The East side?
Worst place- Upper East Side
2nd Worst- Mid-Town
3rd- South Bronx
4th- Rest of Bronx
5th-Staten Island
6th- East New York/Brownsville
7th- Queens
Anyway, the list goes on, but if we could avoid those…
Also, all of Brooklyn, also, too.
Clearly you've never been to the Bohemian Hall Beer Garden in Astoria.
Beer Authority would be so very very very convenient for me. Bonus – roof deck.
That is all.
The Million Commie march.
Well, now I feel drunk from looking at them sideeways pitchures.
OK, all you Sideways-Americans, begin identifying yourselves, or we are going to have to go to the facial recognition software.
I'm in that one picture – the guy who has a beer.
Oh, in the red shirt. Gotcha.
No. Actually you can't see me very well behind that other guy.
I'm glad you said "guy" because that narrows it down to three or four possibilities.
AH HAH! It was, indeed, oh-so-lovely to meet you.
One snippet of one of my shoulders is in one of the pictures. It's hot.
Oh right! I remember having difficulty talking to you because my eyes kept drifting to your hot shoulder.
Damn! I didn't even get a shoulder–just a bit of hair and dress strap!
I don't comment (I'm shy and not terribly witty) but I'm in the white/silver striped shirt with the beer (obvs).
Next to Editrix? You already have quite the fan club!
Yes.
I will try to keep my comments to myself so as not to destroy any notions that I'm as clever as the rest of you.
I'd love to get in touch with lizzie, but I strained my neck looking at the pictures.
At first I read that as "but I strained my cock looking at the pictures." Heaven knows why.
I didn't take my little blue pill today.
What? I'm not proud, I need that to fap.
Who's your friend in the White? Call me!
Gimme the one in green with the glowing eyes….
The one in the blue flowery dress is kind of OK, too.
Kidding! Kidding! Don't banhammer!
She is a goddess, and I would worship at her feet, so it went without saying I'd do her like a jackhammer.
I was thinking about dessert.
I'm sorry, but either you are a far better man that I could ever be or you lie like a rug.
You seriously think that there would be "for afters" when Our Editrix was the main course? I'm thinking that the ER or the ICU are far more likely.
This post is a catalog?!
I don't see any diamonds…
Remember at the Wonk they only drink to kill the pain,and they only have the pain because they drink.A truly vicious circle.
As the Great Homer said, "Here's to beer, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
Nor is it dom, for that matter.
Monkey Bar? Hm. A bit pricey, but I'll put it on the short list.
I don't drink much any more, and we are staying upstairs, so it's a short stagger home.
By "we," does that include Editrix? Because, you know, I wouldn't want her to wander the streets all drunk and stuff.
I suppose I could take her home…
Mrs. Noun might have some objections, but….
She can come along!
Oh, wait! You mean you'll be there too?
I still vote Rudy's even if Philly totally stole my idea of having us invade and annex DL's drinky thing.
Back patio! Cheap beer! Good whisky! Free hot dogs! Multigenerational clientele! Colorful "regulars"!
That's more the kind of place I had in mind, based on the photos I've seen from the other do's, or perhaps Landsdowne Road over on Tenth (same general area, tho)
Thursdays are going to be hard, pre-theatre.
I am voting against Monkey Bar, FWIW, expensive, East Side and full of annoying people.
I have never heard of this particular place, but it sounds like it's near where I work, which means I defs can't afford to drink there. (Which is tragic, because there used to be a few happy hour places that weren't Irish pubs, but they all shut down and reopened a month later with new names and basically the same decor only drinks suddenly cost twice as much).
I mean, I live on the East side, even, but I can't really afford to drink there.
It's a beautiful old-style NYC bar, with original fixtures, but so freaking expensive and just too "fabulous" for a Wonkette drinky thing. IMHO
I live on the West Side so anyplace will be impossible. If not Hell's Kitchen, then why not uptown west someplace?
Thanks for those. I need to take my muscle relaxer now though.
No, dude, you take that before the buttsex.
Major facepalm!
Corporal Punishment!
Flexeril FTW!
stiff neck libel!!1!
…at least they are sideways to the left I guess.
Funny… *regards photo #5*.. . I don't remember seeing Demon Sheep on the scene.
OH. Hi Josh!
Where did you hide the bodies?
I like the "demon-possessed-eyes" look on some of the participants there.
Love the flag in the first photo – Rock Chalk Jayhawk
Kudos to the editrix' legs.
Next time, try a V8?
sorry I missed this by the way, I was stuck in Ffx with the lights out but still upright
Hey, I once heard there is a really nice bar in NYC. Why don't you all hold it there?
I heard that place shut down.
Yea, nobody went there. It was too crowded.
Yogi!!!
Yogis? Or Village Idiot?
Tell me if you've heard this one before:
A hipster walks into a bar, says "This bar sucks. It's always full of hipsters."
So he walked into an irony bar?
Termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar*tender here?" Thanks, Uncle Dan.
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap
I would hit all of that.
Yeah all the wonketeers seem to be lookers, I wouldn't have use the 3 beers standard with any of them, at least those that made editrix's askew photo cut.
With votes!
Er, oh, wait…
*obligatory 'All of them, Katie'*
Yeah…if I knew there were that many attractive liberal ladies in DC, I might have put down stakes there instead of going back to Ory-Gone. Oh well, my sociamalist state U beat Wisconsin over the weeked…so up yours, Ryan and Walker!
Finally! I thought we had lost awareness of all our internet traditions ….
I can't quite tell…are we drinking Hefeweizen w/lemon slice, or Blue Moon w/orange slice?
Bandwagon (?) Wheat, I think. I had a few so I can't remember exactly. But they were out of Blue Moon.
Why is everyone so horizontal?
Alcohol?
Just as I thought, everyone is extremely level-headed….?
I see everything sideways!
That's so weird because I see everything twice.
That's the cumulative effect of Drinky Things on the Occipital Lobe. Science.
Nothing in DC is on the up-and-up.
If I knew it was gonna be that kind of party I woulda stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes.
They were so drunk the camera got fucked up by osmosis? No wait…that only happens with weed….
What's with that crazy bird on the French flag in the first photo? Do the French have a Kansas University too?
Calvin was French…and since wingnuts are disproportionately Calvanist, that qualifies, right? We have to give France credit for that one…they hated that asshole SO, SO much they wouldn't let him or his stupid followers come to the new world. So that's something we share…
Are these things always sausage fests?
I guess that's okay, as long as they don't degenerate into orgies. Not that there'd be anything wrong with that, I guess.
Its looking like it.
If the Editrix would start wearing a full burqa, sausage attendence would drop accordingly.
There appear to be a large number of white people, as well.
The fact that the Lilly Ledbetter pay bill got through dc is a miracle.
I guess so…maybe one of you should have contacted Vitter to uh, furnish this thing. After all, he knows all the good prostitutes in DC and New Orleans…just don't bring diapers with you or you'll get the "Vitter special".
EXCUSE ME, SINGLE CHICK OVER HERE!!! I was there. I possess no sausage. I'm just sayin.'
Glowing eyes in green?
Talk about photographing your national monuments. Hubba, hubba, hubba.
I'm so distraught that I was dogsitting in bumfuckity Herndon and missed all the sideways glory.
Herndon- I have been there twice – in my 40 years in this area and both times, last year to the Counter
Someone's camera is broken — it only takes sideways pictures.
*Photos courtesy of Stevie Wonder.
I'm beginning to think you post your worst photos on purpose, to humorous ends, as a sort of joke that runs. Do I correctly divine your intent?
I don't know, some of last weeks photos were just beautiiful.
Are some of you even old enough to drink? Checkered shirt, I'm looking at you!
Indeed I am old enough! All the cynicism hasn't gone to my face yet.
Oh, poor Becca! I totally know a guy, he can hook you up for half that.
Freedom, not free dong.
Market forces in action!
I'm never gonna get to go to one of these fucking things. Here I am 25 miles from the Philly debacle, and I can't go cause Prommie has to work and Prommie has to be fucking responsible and all this fucking intolerable bullshit.
At least you get to be within 25 miles of these fucking things. I am stuck up here in the redwoods, surrounded by granola and pot and banana slugs. And trees. As the sole wonketeer in N. California (no, San Francisco, you are NOT Northern Fucking California!!! You're down there in the middle bits, damn you!) I doubt I'll ever make it closer than 400 miles from one.
surrounded by granola and pot and banana slugs
Sounds lovely, actually. Banana slugs FTW.
Hey, man, lets get the bannana slugs high! (in college, it was usually the cat).
In college here it was usually the ferrets.
We need a Wonkette Mobile. It shows up weekly and you can drink and peruse the snark. Then check out some snark. And take some snark home.
Watch those overdue charges.
Prommie, damnit, I'm a lawyer too and I went! If y'all aren't careful, I might disappear and go to another one! LIVE! FUCK RESPONSIBILITY! BI WINNING!
Oh, wait, I was supposed to do the "manic" part after the "depressive" part was over. Fuck. I can't even do bipolar correctly.
I said it back at the Detroit meetup and I'll say it again here – we are way too collectively attractive to be internet bloggers. Not a roll out of place, not a pockmark to be seen. Goddamn, Wonketeers, I'd sex you all.
And Rebecca, to answer a previous question, I've been gone for a few weeks experiencing a rotating carousel of new drugs and liqueurs since I fell in with a rough crowd. I regret nothing, and have so far lost only the two brain cells I once had that ever told me the Republicans might be right. Vive le Barry!
Well we do have lots of teh gheys, and they are always very attractive.
Keep in mind you can only speak for the ones brave enough to show up.
You know, I haven't been having so much luck with sobriety and heterosexuality lately. Maybe it's time to make a change.
I'd at least want to find a way to monetize it though.
Oh cool, one of my friends went to Burning Man too.
My younger daughter congratulated me on my older daughter surviving her 3rd year at Burning Man.
It sounds like hell on earth to me.
A dried out alkaline lake bed in the desert, no showers, porta-potties sitting in the 110 degree heat.
What's not to love?
The flamethrowers and muffin cars. And electrified chandeliers 80 feet long. And the 30 foot high alien tripod with mimosas up top. This package includes a real Thunderdome.
I sooooo want to go. And I'm 49.
score me some good acid and I'm fucking there…Thunderdome! Thunderdome! question: can we make two people fight to the death while we throw shit at them just to be cheeky? I'm asking in a totally matter-of-fact, innocent way.
Wait till you see me at the NYC gathering, I arrive on the redeye from LAX tomorrow morning, so I will look like hammered shit, albeit suntanned hammered shit.
What is the Redeye these days? It used to be TWA 7 leaving LAX at 11:?? and arriving in LaGuardia at 7:00 am, just in time to catch a cab downtown to work. Boy am I glad I lost that shit years and years ago.
Leaves LAX at 9.20pm arrives JFK at 5.40am! Brutal.
Not sure I could take it even once a year, let alone half a dozen.
Jesus…a flight like that you could sleep all the way. Last time I flew a long red eye I was so tired I forgot to be afraid of flying and also forgot that I can't sleep in moving vehicles. It was pretty awesome all the way 'round.
I'm so glad you find the backshot of my hair and dress strap fetching!
Sideways pictures are sideways. Neck injury LIBELZ!!!!!!111!!!one!!!!!!!freedomz!11
just lay sideways and it's not so bad. Ahhhh…feel the lazy!
OK, Noo Yawk drinky thingie types…there's much sympathy (read: Editrix has weighed in) for invading Drinking Liberally that night at Rudy's (9th Ave between 45 & 46, so Noun, you won't be too far from the room.)
Could be fun. I've pissed off enough people in that group to double Rudy's weekly take in one night. What say ye?
Fucking WHEN! Can you come get me? Come on, man, I need a ride!
Thursday around 7? ish? I'm waiting for Trix to ring me back on teh Tweeter.
Er, where the hell are you? Cuz I have to be in the office until late…basically just before the doings.
Just kidding, because, well, I like to kid. I am in Trenton. During the day, that is, at night I stalk the earth with my army of the undead. That pretty much describes a 50-year old lawyer, right? Undead? Not really alive anymore, but very animated, for a corpse.
HOLY CRAP! TRENTON???
You poor…! I mean, wow. I feel pity.
Anyone got any frequent flier miles? I'm ready to kill me some 5-year associate who's trying to compete with me for the partner's favor. I may be wanted in San Diego County by the time the party rolls around…
If you need to hide out post murderous rage spree I'm just a short drive to the south near Hillcrest… Side note – We need to lobby for a San Diego event because I value my sanity too much to try to drive to LA.
Yer the best! Hermano!
I would much rather Rudy's, easier to get to, for me as I will be jet-lagged, fewer poseurs.
I work right around the corner from there, so I'm totally down for Rudy's. Not only that but they have free hot dogs!
I'm in for Rudy's. Just say what time.
Pencil it in for seven. Drinking Liberally starts around 7:30 in the
Hofbraugartenoutdoor seating area out back, so I'm joping to get a poker game out there before they show up.Cuz, you know, liquor in front, poker in the back…
Aww, quit yer sweet talkin'.
Wait. I call bullshit on the photos! Editrix is in focus!
It's happened before, just not very often…
Don't brag.
It wasn't bragging until you noticed. Thank you.
Yer welcome. You still hold the record for the pool table shot, IMO.
I call bullshit. Most of these people do not look nerdy or filthy-minded enough to be wonketeers.
Yea! That too!
I mean, I have to shower?!?!?!?!?!
I think I speak for all attendees when I say "Thanks?"
I resemble that remark.
Honestly, for D.C. That's pretty daring. I'm fairly certain you can get pulled over for not wearing a Pea coat in winter.
capital, you semiliterate sot.
How do you know they weren't in some Senator's office?
i think 40 souls is a very nice number.
Why is there a stupid redneck bumper sticker on that nice black stone wall?
If Freedom isn't Free how much did we pay for it?
And when President Obama says "You didn't build that" and the right wing nut small business people say "Yes we did, all by ourselves" why do they forget to Honor The Troops? Without them we wouldn't have this.
And, yes, the US Military is Government, too! GI!
Because Freedom and Murca, Prommie!
Great. Now all of you remember to vote. (Do I sound put out and jealous? There ain't gonna be no Mendocino Drinky Thing–I know, there was one in SF, but my mule died).
Regards the last photo, Never Forget.
Freedom isn't dumb. Oh wait, it is…
GP:
That's great!
Here's to the T-Baggers! They put the "dumb" in "Freedom!'
"Zactly so TG. Not all the dinos are dead. Their brains, like their beloved Saint Ronnie, may be fossilized but they keep sucking air and, sadly, keep voting.
Thanks. I thought it up myself, but I doubt I'm the only one!
With respect to political events in the middle east in terms of oil, I can say with a high degree of certainty that we have not, in fact, forgotten.
Ugh, it's them again.
Derrick, how many people do you think would show up for an Omaha drinky thingy? (Never gonna happen, but just wondering how many Wonketeers are in this neck of the woods).
Man, I have no idea. Probably not more than 10 in this whole area. Might be bordering Kansas City territory.
Let me just say on behalf of all of us out here in the hinterlands, The hell with you big city snobs.
Alas, I will not be coming to Philly tonight because I am still suffering from ye Grippe. Please have multiple drinks for me and go Liberty Bell-tipping or something…
When are you coming out to Pegleg, Nebraska? I have to drink alone, except for the pigs and the crowd from the Westboro Baptist Church who stop by on their way to funerals.
Pegleg, Nebreaska? Are dising on Bob Kerrey?
I could meet you halfway from Phoenix, AZ and we could have our own drinky thing…. hey! how about Denver?
Apparently DerrickWildcat and Designer_Rants are in the Nebraska area (Derrick's comment above).
So was basically Late Night Shots without the Bud Light and Rohipnol?
And the cute girl sitting on the throne while she chugs a pitcher of sudz?
I love that girl and what she represents.
"Old School."
I put it in quotes because I refer to the movie.
OMG.
Wonketeers NEVER go without the Rohypnol (chase the pills with a bottle of Robitussin, and it's a night that only you will forget)
Framed artwork on the walls? What kind of lowlife dive is that?
I know, I had those awful lights in my rec room, in the 80's.At my dad's house
What drinking establishment lacks 52" flat screens?
All at ear-piercing volume so you can't hear yourself drinking watered-down house scotch.
NYC on Thurs? I may have to hitch the wagon and come down from the mountains for that. Keep us posted on those developments!
Well, let's not forget that the standard was set in Los Angeles, shall we?
A bit disappointing, really. I mean, I love this site, and reading all the witty repartee and brilliant, insightful analyses of the politics of the day, and then I see this and everybody looks so…..normal.
Yeah, from the waist-up. I'm guessing it's a veritable Vestigial Tails Club.
I found a goth club on 14th I think. Do you know how weird it is to walk into a business casual goth club?
Do you people not have homes?
Not according to Wells Fargo.
I used to hang in a bar called The Great Lakes, which the regulars called "Homes," a pun on the old mnemonic trick for remembering the names of the Great Lakes (get it?). A cleverer bunch of drunks you never met, and I wouldn't be surprised to learn they've all died of one chronic liver disease or another, or in horrific car crashes.
Come to think of it, many of the regulars were teachers, which proves Rahm Emanuel is right.
Jesus, I need to be in a bar right now.
Which one of you is the hottie in the red plaid?
I think it's someone's teenaged child.
Well that explains why I think he's hot.
I have no idea who he is, but he looks mighty young and fresh-faced.
Wonder if he's interested in an intern position in my, uh, think-tank. ' Cause I could totally hook him up.
I prefer to keep that a mystery. Sigh.
I'm red plaid guy? And while I'm flattered that you fancy my youthfulness, I'm taken by the woman in the green next to me. I'll leave it to you, my comrades, to wonder about my actual age.
Was this the evenings entertainment?
Romney and Bain
Am I the only one who notices what all of the Wonkette events have in common? That's right non of them are in Austin.
They're not beating a path to Nashville, either, dude.
Ahem…..Austin is kinda nicer…..right? Just kidding, dude. BTW, I'm a woman not a dude.
i could have sworn your gravatar was a male something.
The Scarlet Ibis is the national bird of Trinidad and Tobago. That is the only reason the picture was chosen. But, I'm still not a dude.
Yeah, when's the Austin drinky thing? I want to hoist a glass with the Wonkettariat! Editrix-please keep your liver in shape long enough to get here, k?
That's because you get lost in Austin…
Yes…I can't even bait them to come to the people's Republic of Oregon and we're practically next door. Not to mention that while Austin is allegedly an oasis of comparative sanity in the wingnut wonderland wasteland of Teh-ass, Portland is by comparison Ecotopia. Portland is an hour from me…so going to the dreary state capitol, Salem or Corvallis (which has lots of good bars, just don't wear green and yellow)…but eh, what am I bitching about? I can't even get shitfaced anymore….
OT: Waah, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz was mean on the phone!!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/11/karen-ha…
Why are women who don't knuckle under such thugs?!
Yikes, women have knuckles?
Bitch (noun): a woman a man can't control.
Karen Handel, ruins everything she touches.
Needz moar pool pix
OT: It appears that some of the jokes about Biden and his Camaro or Trans Am or whatever may have some basis in reality. Per TPM's quoting of the Pool Report from the Veep's visit to Shanksville:
http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/09/biden-…
I can easily imagine Joe clanking tankards in the pits with drags legends Big Daddy Don Garlits and Shirley Muldowney. And isn't Delaware the demolition derby capitol of the world? If not, it should be.
It's eerie how accurate The Onion has been over the years, re:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/bush-our-long-na…
I thought that was awesome the day it was published. Little did I know how completely accurate it would turn out to be.
He actually does have some muscle car or other that the Secret Service won't let him drive – a '66 or '67 Corvette, I think. I read it in that New York magazine cover story on him that was out last week.
Yep. And even better, he is a big fan of the Onion's Trans Am story.
"As your pool was ushered away, theVpotus said something about 'the feel of a biker babe's leather clad rear as you snack on her ear like a tender niblet of corn.'"
Am I drunk today, or on meds, or are all the pictures at this posting sideways? No matter what the content, it's just not that enjoyable looking at pictures sideways on computers on the internets. Straighten out the pictures, please! Also, where are all of the nude photos? And the strip club photos? I remember lots of nudity and strip clubs from the night in D.C.
I'm not judging or anything, but ahem… http://www.bettyfordcenter.org/index.php
Wait the other picture you posted of a DC party had people dressed like assholes. These people are not dressed like assholes at all. WHY WERE THEY EVEN INVITED?
Recently, the Readers Digest ran a piece about "things bartenders want you to know" (in my day, the Readers Digest insisted that all bartenders were born and bred in hell for the sole purpose of dragging you back down there with them, but hey times change), and one of their tips was "impress your bartender by ordering a gin martini." All the tapsters I know are impressed if I don't vomit on them.
Looks like a fun party where everyone got sideways.
I was told Rebecca only wore red dresses.
.mind.blown.
nice to see becca has more than one dress.
edit. ha! i didn't see sharkey's comment. great minds, man.
Sorry to see becca wearing anything.
Too soon?
Why?
Stiff necks are people too, my friend!
Damn, it is hard to fap sideways!
You're not doing it right.
Gal in the green blouse,
I must be mental,
but all I ask
is please be gentle.
Your eyes are lovely
as well as your rack, see
my head is spinning,
could you call me a taxi?
Word.
Hey…I give y'all credit there are at least 3 doable women in these pics. I won't even imagine what a Breitfart gathering would consist of…colostomy bags, battery plug-in stations and scooter shoots sort of like at a rodeo. With Michelle Malkin desperately trying to get someone to find her attractive AFTER she speaks…
Whoever wakes up in the morning next to Atrios is teh WINNER.
hahaha I am in Atrios's house RIGHT NOW. Of course, his bitchen and totally way rad wife presumably has dibs. I'm just here for the bitchen guest suite.
Oh, god. Put this thing into Paint, already, and rotate the pictures. lol If not, this whole blog should be shipped to Afghanistan, no one has lost any.
I'll just leave this here
So what DC wonketteers want to make this a regular thing?
I would. What would the regularity be? First saturday of the month?
I'm down for first saturday, although the girlfriend works saturday nights so friday might work better
Looks like ours 'Trix picked up a pair of Duck Shorts in D. C. (They are cut right up to the Quack). Sorry, couldn't resist…
All pictures are straight up and down erect on an iPhone. But, Jesus Christ, what's the average age of this group? Wonketeers or Mouseketeers?
Upside: My Chevy Volt article got reddited
Downside: "Are you serious? The article itself links you to an actual article from a respected source that doesn't sound like it's written by a middle schooler, and you link us to the middle schooler article instead?"
"This article is not journalism. It's not even a blog. This is just.. well it's crap. Let's look at some real news sources, yes?"
"It's like an extended facebook post"
I am going to go and look at my PhD diploma and cry a bit now, thanks.
EDIT: yes, I know. How did this moron ever get a PhD….? (*snff*)
Jerome Corsi has a PhD. Just sayin' (are those the most annoying two words on the interweb?)
Pfft. Redditors don't get the Wonkette Tone. So what? Half of them are teenage Libertarian fools anyway.
It was a good article and made its point.
We all still luv ya, Dok Z.
"Reuters cannot do math." I used to freelance as a translator at Reuters in Times Square, and they can't do simple English no less math. And that was before they bought out or laid off the smart folks.
What is this reddit every one is speaking about? I get the feeling that's where the cool kids are hanging out.
I have your back Mr. Dr. Zoom. I challenged them all to a fist fight!
Screw those assholes.
Sorry, that's all I got.
I don't even know what Reddit is, nor do I care. But all I can say is, they need to be quiet, because adults are talking.
Dok Z rulez!
Thursday: How about Grassroots Tavern at 20 St. Marks Place between 2nd and 3rd Av.? It's a total dive bar, but $7 pitchers and $1 popcorn, decent jukebox, and it's possible to have a conversation. (And no, I'm not just saying this because it's walking distance from home.)
I think Rudy's has been voted in by the majority.
Get there early and help us seize the back yard!
Hey Wonkette – could you do a story about the proposed abortion of our 4th amendment rights that began 11 years ago and continues today? Don't let Yahoo scoop you. Thanks Hopey for continuing the only thing I hate about you… I'll still vote for you… because the alternative is worse.
OT: I remember you!
Say, here's some uplifting news. http://news.yahoo.com/pat-boone-sheriff-joes-ariz…
FREEDOM ISN'T FREE!!
(but it shouldn't cost more than 9 bucks)
"prices of entry ranged from $10, for tickets purchased in advance, to $25 if you wanted a "Meet and Greet" with the Maricopa County sheriff"
$25 to knee Sheriff Joe in the nadgers? Money well spent.
OT: Isn't it odd as more and more polls were released showing Obama starting to run away with the election that Bibi pops his head out of his hole to insert himself into our presidential politics in a very unprecendented way to troll on Iran, and then all hell breaks loose in North Africa on the same day?
What Bibi is doing is absolutely disgusting, and his nation should punish him for this bullshit…but they won't.
Motherfucking Mofaz is on it. I know he's fairly weak politically, but his criticism seems pretty tough to me: ruining Israeli/US relationship; who's the worse enemy Bibi, Obama or Iran?
Don't look up 'Sideways' in urban dictionary….
A long time ago, I met my now husband in that dank basement bar! I do not, however, miss their bathrooms.
OT: Romney's firm Bain a bunch of crooks rigging prices in "The Free Market"…
http://mobile.nytimes.com/2012/09/12/business/doc…
"Freedom is not free." But the chick in that pic looks like she is trying awfully hard to give something away. I think I know her from somewhere.
If I'm still breathing, there's always room for dessert.
I didn't say dessert would be the same night, did I? I could keep her in cold storage.
Editrix gave me a kiss right on the face as soon as I introduced myself. Eat your hearts out, motherfuckers.
I didn't realize this was a competition. Of course, I respect our esteemed mommy blogger too much to cast aspersions on how far down her blouse she'll let my hand go.
I love my wife but oh you kid!
I can't find you in these pictures, but I assure you, you more than made up for it in person.
Why thank you, sir! I'm just sad I missed talking to ColHeightsChic–or did I and I was just too drunk to remember? Man, being Sideways Stories From Wayside School at 32 is rough!
Ah, now I see you in that pic. That was one hell of a dress.
Chicken inspector!
*Too many Bugs Bunny catoons*
What happened to Chascates? I hope it had nothing to do with my constant Grampa Simpson harping about how I didn't understand teh Wonkville buttons. (yeah, probably not about me…)
Ah, geeee, you both flatter me so. I wasn't wearing a dress, but I promise you, I had you both swooning.
Ask these guys. Action starts at :50 seconds.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FQKZ5KdrBE
The demographics bend towards the people old enough to plan and keep their shit together in the face of desert and crazy people.
I think Boring Man would be more my speed.
Ambience ambulance to the rescue! http://ambamb.tribe.net/photos/b93ae6f5-5818-4a91…
Seriously, they had had grilled cheese sandwiches and a massage gurney. While playing Bola: Soup. http://www.amazon.com/Soup-Bola/dp/B00009L56H
Soup and sandwiches. It was awesome.
I'll take Drinking Man any day.
Well, one of my dogs is named Yogi, and he IS an idiot, so…
Dude, I don't know what you're talking about.
Sorry, just assumed all Austin Wonketeers knew each other…
We give those to the whores, silly.
It takes skill to flatter two women simultaneously without alienating one or the other, but I'm confident I haz it, so let's try this – I'm afraid in that comment I was referring to the amazing green dress that adorned wsbloodystump's stunning frame. I'm still trying to discern which shoulder snippet in these fuzzy photos belongs to you, but nonetheless I did experience bouts of swooning lightheadedness and weak knees, so I must have been in the vicinity of a hot Chic with no dress. If only there were some way to straighten this whole thing out…
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