TAKE YOUR CHEESE AND SHOVE IT  9:50 am September 12, 2012

Small Businessman Built That, Sits On Throne Of Non-Union Lies

by Rich Abdill

They called... ANOTHER BUSINESS! Last month, an African-American businessman named Calvin Hunter wrote a column for a website called Canada Free Press. He wrote about why, after spending his whole life a loyal Democrat, he now hates the Rotten Horrible Democrat Party.

We know about this because Allen West told us about it on the tweeter yesterday, in case we did not spend a lot of time on websites that claim things such as Huma Abedin really being a terrorist plant.

This one isn’t about Evil Islam though — it’s about discrimination, and West said it was “why more black Americans are leaving the Democrat party,” and it is definitely not petulant ramblings from a guy in a lime green hat, and is most certainly not a big giant fibbity fib fib.

My mother had 4 kids. We all had different dads. Only 2 of us knew our dads. My mom did not have a high school diploma. We grew up in the projects of Columbia, South Carolina, Saxon Homes and Alan Benedict Court. We got government assistance, food stamps, free lunch and government cheese… Based in Charlotte North Carolina, I have established myself in the last 29 years as a successful businessman, Event Manager, Audio Visual Technician, Actor, Host, Voice Actor, Musician, Singer, and Restaurateur.

Good for you, Mr. Manager Audio Visual Everything Disco Musician Chef. That really is good for you. You built that, etc. etc. Please, tell us what happens next.

When I heard the Democratic National Convention was coming to Charlotte, North Carolina, I was very excited. An event such as this is a once in a lifetime event for someone in my business… I got a copy of their RFP (Request for Proposal) and read it myself. The proposal read “we prefer that you use Union labor” for our events. I was flabbergasted.

Oh no! Say it is not so! They would prefer that you let your employees negotiate for fair wages, benefits, and working conditions? Animals.

I don’t use my race as a crutch or as a weapon of blackmail as many groups do. I am very proud of being a minority and frankly being a minority has been a non-issue in securing clients and doing a great job for them.

Category: “Things you hear before someone plays a non-sequitur race card.”

Isn’t it ironic that the Democratic National Committee is discriminating against me, a black man?

He totally played a non-sequitur race card! And doesn’t understand irony! No wonder West is a fan.

And what is the reasonable reaction to this, Life-Long Democrat Businessowner Greatly Aided By Democratic Policies?

I will never, ever vote for any Democrat ever again since the Democratic National Committee feels it is okay to discriminate against an Afro American small businessman who runs a business that is nonunion.

In case you missed it: Business owner explains how he and his family “got government assistance, food stamps, free lunch and government cheese,” then vows to never again vote for the party that wants to preserve them because he missed out on one week of potential business that was never promised to him in the first place.

Essentially: “I couldn’t DJ a big Charlotte party! That makes Mitt Romney better, as he has never done anything ethically questionable in business. Also there’s nothing wrong at all with climbing out of the social safety net, then setting it on fire with a capitalist fury-torch.”

But wait! As in the tradition of all good bloggers and proctologists, let us look a bit deeper.

What is Hunter’s company called? Production Management Specialists LLC. Yes, that is a lot like Bill Gates starting a company called “Computers LLC,” but that’s not the point. The point is that they have a Facebook page. And looky-looker what’s on it:

EGAD!

Gasp! That’s… that’s a gig! At the DNC!

Egad, again.
Ah! And that is a gig at the DNC, also!

Lean forward, take money.
A third, for MSNBC? Looks like Democrats=bad, but Democrats’ money=so, so good.

In any case, it looks like our friend Calvin will never vote for a Democrat again, because the DNC kept him from getting contracts, which he got. Thank you, Rep. West, for clearing that up. [Canada Free Press]

 
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freakishlywrong September 12, 2012 at 9:54 am

Weird. I'm a lifelong liberal, and I've the foggiest fucking idea what the fuck the "Democrat" party is. (If you call it that, it's a dead give away, conservatard).

FNMA September 12, 2012 at 9:57 am

I prefer when people use the phrase "Democrat Party." It immediately tells me the person is an imbecile. Saves a lot of time. Well, usually, it doesn't take that much time to figure out the person is a moron.

metamarcisf September 12, 2012 at 10:05 am

On the other hand, they love it when you refer to them as members of the Republic party.

actor212 September 12, 2012 at 10:26 am

That's why I drop the "L". I figure since they're free to drop letters…

Incitefully_Joe September 12, 2012 at 11:04 am

I don't know why we haven't officially dubbed them the Free Republic Party by now.

Chow Yun Flat September 12, 2012 at 10:11 am

The Dems (starting at the top) should just own "Democrat Party" instead of getting distracted by it. If the big bash in Charlotte was officially called the Democrat National Convention it would have put an end to all the winger foolishness.

Chet Kincaid_ September 12, 2012 at 10:23 am

Yep!

BaldarTFlagass September 12, 2012 at 10:27 am

Kinda like how they embraced being called "Teabaggers," I reckon…

eggsacklywright September 12, 2012 at 10:29 am

It's supposed to be pronounced democRAT fer chrissakes. Third party, I guess.

Pres.Beeblebrox September 12, 2012 at 10:44 am

I thought it was the DEMON-CRAP party. At least that's what the commenters on Yahoo! News tell me.

eggsacklywright September 12, 2012 at 11:04 am

Mein Gott, you have dared to enter the swamp of Yahoo nudes? You're a braver man than I am, Gunga Din.

Willardbot9000_V2.5 September 12, 2012 at 5:01 pm

Yes, so are other little wingnut phrases like, "I don't use my race as a crutch or as a weapon or blackmail"…which then silently refrences those OTHER EVIL Demo-rat "N-bombs!" who like to claim Republicans and teabirthers are racist when clearly they aren't because…certificates or something. The funny part is he writes that and then…quickly contradicts himself by accusing the Democrats of discriminating against a black small business man…it's another dead giveaway for wingnuttis moronicus…like when Allen West or Clarence Thomas decry people like Al Sharpton for 'race baiting' and then turn around and immediately reference themselves as being black while accusing Democrats of racism…too priceless.

elviouslyqueer September 12, 2012 at 9:55 am

Isn’t it ironic that the Democratic National Committee is discriminating against me, a black man?

Nigga Afro American, please.

Misty Malarky September 12, 2012 at 10:08 am

Negroidial, please.

And don't touch my cheese!

eggsacklywright September 12, 2012 at 10:30 am

I had a Negroni once. It was pretty good.

HistoriCat September 12, 2012 at 11:05 am

Sarah Palin – is that you?

eggsacklywright September 12, 2012 at 11:06 am

I hadda basketball Jones.

4TheTurnstiles September 12, 2012 at 9:56 am

It's hard to win a suffering contest when you're lying about your own suffering, old timer.

Joey_Blau September 12, 2012 at 9:57 am

well.. this is still good news… for JOHN McCAIN!!

Hera Sent Me September 12, 2012 at 9:57 am

What kind of unpatriotic crumb writes an article for the CANADIAN Free Press? Palling around with socialized medicine-loving, hockey game-brawling, Moosehead beer-drinking, Francophone-coddling hoseheads, instead of hiring more scabs?

You know, for freedom.

DahBoner September 12, 2012 at 12:19 pm

Canada?

What's that a boot?

tabouley September 12, 2012 at 1:16 pm

I am sure they are all just jealous of our for-profit, free market Health Care "System", but since they can't emigrate, for some reason, they are reduced to penning sneering, stupid, and ill-informed screeds like the one above.

Preferred Customer September 12, 2012 at 9:57 am

So, to be clear, they were discriminating against him, as a black man, by treating him exactly the same way as anyone else that didn't use union labor, because he is black. Which is "discrimination" only in the most Orwellian sense of the word.

Also, too, I read "prefer" as an expression of preference, rather than a requirement, so maybe he could have bid anyway? But that's just because I am a Textualist and Originalist who thinks that Words Have Meaning &c.

BerkeleyBear September 12, 2012 at 12:35 pm

Yeah, seeing as how the damn event was in the heart of a right to fire state, and the hotels were all nonunion (don't know about the convention center, but I doubt AFSCME and SEIU are particularly strong in NC) plenty of people got work without using union labor. Especially small businesses, who 1) are generally not unionized due to small payrolls and 2) get their own preferences (plus the qualified minority owned business preference).

Man is an asshat – who apparently decided to go after the low hanging fruit in the end.

Texan_Bulldog September 12, 2012 at 9:57 am

Is that another baby that Allen West punched?

no_gravity September 12, 2012 at 9:58 am

Maybe he'll be asked to be the fourth member of Romney's Black Leadership Council.

sullivanst September 12, 2012 at 10:06 am

How can you have a leadership council when all the members of the subgroup they're supposed to lead are on the council?

no_gravity September 12, 2012 at 10:10 am

That is the conundrum.

Failed_2_Menace September 12, 2012 at 9:59 am

Choose your own snark adventure:
1) This explains Obama's Electric Slide in the polls.
2) Poor guy's just trying to scratch out a living.
3) Clearly the system is riggy-riggy-rigged against the little guy.

Chow Yun Flat September 12, 2012 at 9:59 am

I don’t use my race as a crutch

I don't blame him. I broke a bone in my foot and tried to use my race as a crutch–didn't work at all.

BaldarTFlagass September 12, 2012 at 10:06 am

I tried to use my creed as a compress when I bruised my ribs a while back, and that didn't work worth a fuck either.

thatsitfortheother1 September 12, 2012 at 10:13 am

I tried to use my crutch as a race, but found it generated little remuneration.

chicken_thief September 12, 2012 at 10:21 am

I raced a crutch once and totally kicked its ass.

BoatOfVelociraptors September 12, 2012 at 10:20 am

Oaths are terrible for nose-bleeds.

actor212 September 12, 2012 at 10:27 am

I'm sure Scott Stapp is relieved.

MilwaukeeKent September 12, 2012 at 10:40 am

Let me tell ya about the time I tried to use my ethics as an enema…

PsycWench September 12, 2012 at 10:51 am

I'm wondering if that works the same as "I'm not a racist" in that it immediately preceeds a phrase or sentence that negates it.

eggsacklywright September 12, 2012 at 11:09 am

I once tried to use my Scottishness as a poultice. Gave me the vapors.

billy_reuben September 12, 2012 at 11:27 pm

I used my dignity as pants. 100 more hours of community service, and I can put the whole matter behind me.

el_donaldo September 12, 2012 at 10:01 am

What does West have in common with his Teabagger buddies? Imaginary black people. The difference is that the Teabaggers think the imaginary black people are there to take their guns, daughters, and money. West thinks they've come to support him.

freakishlywrong September 12, 2012 at 10:11 am

That, and self-loathing, about sums it up.

belmontreport September 12, 2012 at 10:02 am

How was the DNC supposed to know that he was black based on a RFP? Did he clip a headshot to it? Or write, "As a black man…" in the introduction? Oh, was it because the DNC probably gave preference to minority business owners, too? Because they believe in affirmative action and the use of unions? Eh, this guy.

James Michael Curley September 12, 2012 at 11:45 am

It may have had a race or gender set off one could claim.

vinny9698 September 12, 2012 at 10:03 am

Just like the greedy tea party senior citizens, complaining about government spending, while receiving SS, Medicare, and hover arounds through medicare.

freakishlywrong September 12, 2012 at 10:13 am

And voting for the two assholes who plan to privatize it. I say, sure, Ryan Plan, but we're going to implement it NOW. Throw Ryan's Mom on it. See how they vote then.

BaldarTFlagass September 12, 2012 at 10:04 am

"Playing the victim" is color-blind.

chicken_thief September 12, 2012 at 10:22 am

And gender blind.

~ Lou Sarah

sbj1964 September 12, 2012 at 10:05 am

You got to love Karma,mixed with irony a special part of a good daily diet.

Guppy September 12, 2012 at 10:29 am

Karma? He still got paid.

Yellerdawg September 12, 2012 at 10:05 am

Not surprising. In a world where facts are mutable, scientific evidence thrown over in favor of made up bible verses, war heroes labeled cowards while draft dodgers get to pose in flight suits and codpieces; you can absolutely get angry over not getting contracts you actually got, as long as you get your name in the paper. It's quite freeing actually.

FakaktaSouth September 12, 2012 at 10:07 am

"Isn’t it ironic that the Democratic National Committee is discriminating against me, a black man?"

All right, fuck it, I am doing this.

NO you wanna be Alanis Morrissette wrong person, this is NOT ironic. Irony is not about coincidences that seem like they are related but come out in a fucked up way. Irony is a literary tool (unlike you, you are just the plain old tool part).

Typically irony is meant to convey humor, and as funny as it is that you do not understand words, but like to use them anyway, I am trying to help you here, because I am a commie socialist? You know what irony is? It is when an every day situation is confronted by an atypical response. The whole reason The Big Lebowski is funny, and some of us here like to go on and on about it, is irony. When the Dude's head is put in the toilet as a threat and he is asked "where's the money Lebowski," and his response, instead of getting freaked out is to say, "Let me look again, I am sure it is down there," THAT is ironic.

What this is here, is stupid and wrong and DO NOT GET ME STARTED on what the word PREFER means. It does not mean, either do this or we will come take away your weird stage set-up thing and give it to another (black) person that will pay people a fair wage and guarantee health benefits. It means, this is a thing we think is important in our group, so if you do that, we would like it better. So, fuck you and have a good day, I have shit to do.

freakishlywrong September 12, 2012 at 10:15 am

So, it would be MORONIC that they actually hired this idiot and he lied through his teeth about it?

FakaktaSouth September 12, 2012 at 10:17 am

Yes, and these HISTRIONICS are GETTING ON MY NERVES.

BaldarTFlagass September 12, 2012 at 10:18 am

Is there an unspoken message here?

FakaktaSouth September 12, 2012 at 10:28 am

Yes, I love The Big Lebowski and I will go to great lengths just to get to say something about it. Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling.

BaldarTFlagass September 12, 2012 at 10:36 am

The "unspoken message" is one of my favorite lines, when Jeffrey is talking to Walter after The Corvette Incident.

" No, Walter, it didn't look like Larry was about to crack. Well that's your perception. . . Well, you're right, Walter, and the unspoken message is FUCK YOU AND LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. . . Yeah, I'll be at practice."

FakaktaSouth September 12, 2012 at 10:57 am

Dammit, I could NOT remember what he said right after that quick enough to use it. The corvette smashing is one of my favorite things to say when i am mad now too. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER UP THE ASS!!! That, and "Calmer than you" (also said in the MOST ironic part of the movie, when J and W are in the parking lot and the cops are going in because Walter had pulled that gun, and the dude is yelling and Walter is just chatting so nonchalantly, with all the sirens and cops running behind them.) SUCH a great great great movie. Just perfect.

Incitefully_Joe September 12, 2012 at 11:15 am

Yeah, well, that's just your opinion, man.

BigSkullF*ckingDog September 12, 2012 at 10:22 am

Well aren't you just a black fly in his chardonnay!

FakaktaSouth September 12, 2012 at 10:23 am

I am ten thousand spoons, when all you need is a knife.

BigSkullF*ckingDog September 12, 2012 at 10:24 am

That's nothin. I'm a death row pardon, two minutes too late.
(death by skullf*cking)

freakishlywrong September 12, 2012 at 10:29 am

♫It's like raaaaaaaaaiiinnn on your wedding day ♪♪. ( I always heard that was good luck?)

BerkeleyBear September 12, 2012 at 12:41 pm

In the same way that people will claim being shat on by a bird is good luck. I.E., they are damn glad it didn't happen to them but don't want you to see their gloating clearly.

Guppy September 12, 2012 at 10:30 am

NO you wanna be Alanis Morrissette

And I note this comes to us from the Canada Free Press.

Build the danged fence!

L_Daddy September 12, 2012 at 10:47 am

All you welfare queens are just looking for a free ride, when you've already paid.

An_Outhouse September 12, 2012 at 11:10 am

He should have bid on the RNC convention. I hear they award minorities with free peanuts.

HistoriCat September 12, 2012 at 11:10 am

That was beautiful – I raise a virtual lighter in your direction.

Now play Freebird!

102415 September 12, 2012 at 9:47 pm

Not Freebird. Please. Don't.

Ruhe September 12, 2012 at 10:08 am

Cry-baby troll cries like a baby. Big deal. Meanwhile in more interesting news from the random cultural semantics department: did you notice the new KFC add for the "Chicken Littles"? I recall that at the time of the last election the "Double Down" sandwich was the big new thing, both as a weird new direction in fast food and as a statement on what our national aspirations were (get fat, ignore the future). Well if the marketing folks at KFC think that these smaller portions are the new big thing does that mean that they see austerity (at least a sort of faux austerity, you know, 450 calories vs 900 is showing some restraint) as the new American aspiration, like, "hey, let's suffer a little now, eating small sandwiches and drinking 64 calorie beer, then on the weekend we'll totally get hammered and eat nothing but bacon." In the broader historical context, "weekend" in this instance means "The Hillary Clinton Administration".

BerkeleyBear September 12, 2012 at 12:45 pm

I don't know why, but out here a lot of the fast food places have started to put calorie counts on the menus. Going to Five Guys is a lot less fun when you know you have just eaten 2500 calories in one setting. Makes anything lower cal really attractive so they can claim to have X number of items under Y calories (McDonald's is pimping its 300 calorie options, as is Subway – notably, none of them have bacon).

shelwood46 September 12, 2012 at 12:49 pm

Don't those Chicken Littles have pickles on them? I think they're actually Chik-fil-A knock-offs, so you can have your chicken sammich and still love the gays.

BaldarTFlagass September 12, 2012 at 10:10 am

"as a successful businessman, Event Manager, Audio Visual Technician, Actor, Host, Voice Actor, Musician, Singer, and Restaurateur."

How come he didn't capitalize Successful Businessman also?

Preferred Customer September 12, 2012 at 10:22 am

I would enjoy eating at his Restaurat.

sullivanst September 12, 2012 at 10:29 am

Ahem.

Yellerdawg September 12, 2012 at 11:47 am

<Goes in my Words With Friends file>

Preferred Customer September 12, 2012 at 12:09 pm

I sit corrected.

eggsacklywright September 12, 2012 at 10:35 am

I'll bet the ratatouille is divine. If it doesn't have too much rat in it.

natoslug September 12, 2012 at 1:35 pm

Quattro Rodenti is quite divine, provided you have enough catsup.

Guppy September 12, 2012 at 10:35 am

The Teabagger rules for grammar, etc. are truly a Lovecraftian horror to behold.

BaldarTFlagass September 12, 2012 at 10:49 am

And I'll bet they never get the spelling of Cthulhu right.

Preferred Customer September 12, 2012 at 12:09 pm

They spell it "Jesus."

ManchuCandidate September 12, 2012 at 10:11 am

Canada Free Press is rather ironic as it is a recycling of Faux-newz/Bitpart jibber jabber mixed up with "I HATE Kanada SHITTY UNIVERSAL HEALF KARE!" screeds written by idiots who hoover up (like they do mayo) said kanada shitty universal healf kare.

el_donaldo September 12, 2012 at 10:39 am

Mayo Libel!!!!!!!!!!

(I know it's kinda dead, but I haven't done one of those LIBEL!!!1!! comments yet.)

BaldarTFlagass September 12, 2012 at 10:50 am

Well, you must be the very last one here to not have done so; perhaps that will be the end of it.

fuflans September 12, 2012 at 2:37 pm

and they always have 'free' in the title? it's like a red flag that indicates 'contents within likely to be unreliable, unsourced and batshit crazy'.

PeaceWithHonor September 12, 2012 at 10:11 am

Wouldn't it be more notable if they told the truth?

zumpie September 12, 2012 at 10:12 am

Former long time hospitality employee here. I worked briefly for an event production company (which is what his type of business calls itself)—worst 3 days of my life (like coming home unable to even speak it was so dreadful).

It's largely considered the lowest rung in the event planning business and is filled with people like this guy who all think they're super high rollin', international captains of industry. They also all pay super low wages, with terrible benefits and PTO, while expecting almost cult like devotion.

Monsieur_Grumpe September 12, 2012 at 10:12 am

Just for that I’m never voting for government cheese fed minority nonunion people who write in blogs about how they’re being discriminated against by people who are paying them. So there!

actor212 September 12, 2012 at 10:12 am

Based in Charlotte North Carolina, I have established myself in the last 29 years as a successful businessman, Event Manager, Audio Visual Technician, Actor, Host, Voice Actor, Musician, Singer, and Restaurateur.

Your move, Orly

BaldarTFlagass September 12, 2012 at 10:33 am

That's almost as bad as my business card:
Baldar T Flagass
Geologist, Seismologist, Hydrogeologist, Paleontologist, Isotope Geochemist, Sedimentologist, Mineralogist, Volcanologist, Stunt Blimp Pilot, and Friend of the Working Girl.

horsedreamer_1 September 12, 2012 at 7:04 pm

Recalls th FreeDarko.com contributor DoctorLawyer IndianChief, also.

BaldarTFlagass September 12, 2012 at 10:13 am

If he had "come out" a little earlier, he might have got the contract to set up Fox's Tent of Hate at the DNC in addition to MSNBC's Falling Over one.

actor212 September 12, 2012 at 10:14 am

MSNBC used non-union labor proferred by a minority contractor?

Did anyone tell Al Sharpton?

OneDollarJuana September 12, 2012 at 10:17 am

Since he is willing to lie about not getting contracts that he actually got, maybe he is silent about the contract he must have gotten from Allen West to write this lying article.

weejee September 12, 2012 at 10:17 am

♪♫ They built this city on Rick and Roll ♫♪

Chow Yun Flat September 12, 2012 at 10:18 am

I bid on a job to put a new roof on an Episcopal church but they told me that they preferred a contractor who wasn't a slave to to the Antichrist. Rank discrimination against me, a Beelzebub-American.

zumpie September 12, 2012 at 10:25 am

Are you sure it was an Episcopal church? We fancy ourselves very progressive and open minded, so while we might not entirely agree with your views, you're certainly welcome to them….

Chow Yun Flat September 12, 2012 at 10:54 am

The gender neutral, racially balanced church council told me that as a Beelzebub-American my belief in Satan meant I also might believe in god/God and that was a bit too extreme for them. They were very nice about it, though.

Estproph September 12, 2012 at 10:22 am

So did this guy actually write this, or is it all another Allen West fever dream?

Misty Malarky September 12, 2012 at 10:25 am

I got a craving for a delicious grilled cheese sandwich.

eggsacklywright September 12, 2012 at 10:40 am

I always use my gramma's cast-iron scone skillet. It imparts a frisson of something.

Misty Malarky September 12, 2012 at 10:48 am

My grandma got the original government cheese back in the '70s. It made for some terrific grilled cheese sandwiches, fried up in the iron skillet!

BaldarTFlagass September 12, 2012 at 10:52 am

Even tastier if you call it an "arn" skillet.

James Michael Curley September 12, 2012 at 12:11 pm

In the 80's when I lost my job just a few days before my wedding, my mother-in-law was getting these gigantic blocks of cheese from the Reagan program. But since the program was a 'block grant' program it was dispensed by the local politico's to whomever was in their favor. My mother-in-law was employed and had just been awarded a wage discrimination award as the Duquesne Light Company had her on the job for a decade but had not paid her the same wage as a male janitor. And Helen felt she couldn't refuse it but wouldn't use it. And yes the stuff made terrific grilled cheese sandwiches.

Chet Kincaid_ September 12, 2012 at 10:25 am

Why do all the conservative morons slink off to Canada to publish their screeds, like that Michigan cop who shoots girl scouts and other suspicious characters who approach him on the street?

actor212 September 12, 2012 at 10:29 am

Freedumb?

MilwaukeeKent September 12, 2012 at 11:46 am

Well, under Harper, American conservatives seem to view Canada as the new potential Alabama/Texas, with snow.

James Michael Curley September 12, 2012 at 12:12 pm

Just like all the Torys during the American Revolution.

Roger_of_Arabia September 13, 2012 at 6:31 am

Why do sleezy right-wing Republican Canadians with fake British accents come to America to tell us how we should do things?

Terry September 12, 2012 at 10:26 am

Hoisted on his own petard, uh, Facebook page.

Incitefully_Joe September 12, 2012 at 11:24 am

YOU CANT SAY THAT WORD HERE.

wait, no, never mind.

bobbert September 12, 2012 at 1:36 pm

What, "Facebook" is off limits now?

About time.

StealthMuslin September 12, 2012 at 10:27 am

The Uncles don't get any Tommier than this.

Terry September 12, 2012 at 10:28 am

"Based in Charlotte North Carolina, I have established myself in the last 29 years as a successful businessman, Event Manager, Audio Visual Technician, Actor, Host, Voice Actor, Musician, Singer, and Restaurateur."

Can't hold a job, can you?

Roger_of_Arabia September 13, 2012 at 6:29 am

He's also a yoga instructor according to his LinkedIn.

anniegetyerfun September 12, 2012 at 10:35 am

I didn't know that Canada had their own teabagger press! Is this one published on a Xerox machine?

Guppy September 12, 2012 at 10:50 am

Yes, but on A4 paper.

Edith_Prickly September 12, 2012 at 11:03 am

Oh we have them all right. Sun Media (newspapers and TV) is the mainstream channel for conservative idiocy, but Canada Free Press is too bugnuts even for them to take seriously. Think of CFP as World Nut Daily North.

anniegetyerfun September 12, 2012 at 1:48 pm

Huh, you'd think I'd know this stuff, as a Canadian citizen. Most of my relatives are socialists, even the ones who hate black people and atheists.

Incitefully_Joe September 12, 2012 at 10:39 am

Isn’t it ironic that the Democratic National Committee is discriminating against me, a black man?

Not nearly as ironic as the multiple layers of irony underwriting how the Right suddenly gets over its allergy to non-discrimination language, when it can be used as an excuse for union-busting.

Chet Kincaid_ September 12, 2012 at 10:40 am

What?! He did not say a word about this to Rachel Maddow as he was fetching her French Crullers and Powdered Cake Sticks!

An_Outhouse September 12, 2012 at 11:00 am

Canada is still a foreign country, right?

Incitefully_Joe September 12, 2012 at 11:01 am

Audio Visual Technician, Actor, Host, Voice Actor, Musician, Singer

I've only had passing conversations with a few voice and stage actors, so someone like LimeyLizzie, who lives it, can certain fill us in further, but don't most professional Actors/Techs/etc fucking loathe scabs*? I know at a con panel I attended, the guy who voiced Duke Nukem went on a bit of a tangent about it, and GlaDOS, The Sniper, and Lucien Lechance all backed him up.

Then again, with a full self-description like this,

a successful businessman, Event Manager, Audio Visual Technician, Actor, Host, Voice Actor, Musician, Singer, and Restaurateur.

I suspect that this guy is really more of a Professional Fameball than anything, really.

*(Give or take some dispensation for amateurs trying to break into the field but lacking the incentives to join the union right away)

HistoriCat September 12, 2012 at 11:20 am

Mattress store ads need actors too!

Manhattan123 September 12, 2012 at 11:03 am

As soon as one of these shit-for-brains uses the term "Democrat party" I tune then out, no matter what point they're making – it might even have been a good one (but this guy's doesn't come close, of course). If they can't speak English above the level of Yosemite Sam, I don't want to hear their lame attempt at political discourse.

L. Jonte September 12, 2012 at 11:07 am

"I will never, ever vote for any Democrat ever again since the Democratic National Committee feels it is okay to discriminate against an Afro American small businessman who runs a business that is nonunion."

Mojo Jojo?

Incitefully_Joe September 12, 2012 at 11:07 am

I'mma let you finish, but Entertainment 720 was the best fictional production management firm that didn't seem to do anything, of ALL TIME.

imissopus September 12, 2012 at 11:32 am

Not to go all editing nerd on the Wonkette, but it looks to me like the first and third pictures are from the exact same gig, yet Rich counted them as two separate jobs. Let us not give Calvin Hunter more credit than he deserves.

Chet Kincaid_ September 12, 2012 at 11:32 am

Dude talks a big Crispus Attucks game, while he's off building the Democrat Plantation Big House by hand at the convention.

MilwaukeeKent September 12, 2012 at 11:59 am

Guy got at least two jobs off the DNC one way or another — what the hell is he bitching about? Did he expect to run the whole show? Honestly man, the way he's carrying on with the faux outrage is just too much. Goes to a Canadian reactionary website to do his griping — is his story too transparent for Fox News, World Net Daily and the rest?
Tea Party events aren't going to pay the rent, dude, not when the GOP is trying to kill the Tea Party through neglect.

An_Outhouse September 12, 2012 at 12:29 pm

Those minorities are always complaining about something, amirite?

Kuntas_Girl September 12, 2012 at 12:08 pm

I Kuntas_Girl, an authentic African American, hereby reject and denounce Allen West's race affiliation as an African American. I suggest he contact Tiger to come up with a new race identity. P.S. does this disqualify him as the director of Romney's Political Black Group?

DahBoner September 12, 2012 at 12:26 pm

All through the RNC Convention house,
Not a word was said about The Tea Party,
Not even a mouse…

fuflans September 12, 2012 at 2:39 pm

i had to skim this at work and consequently, i don't really understand the problem.

also and too, i don't give a good goddamn.

ttommyunger September 12, 2012 at 7:19 pm

Am I gonna have to cut a bitch?

Roger_of_Arabia September 13, 2012 at 6:28 am

Even Calvin Hunter's story of growing up eating "government cheese" is questionable. The government never distributed surplus cheese until President Reagan first ordered it in January 1982, the same year Mr. Hunter graduated from high school. That would have made him a recipient for only four or five months.

BaldarTFlagass September 12, 2012 at 11:38 am

"Dammit, I could NOT remember what he said right after that quick enough to use it."

That's why I always keep this link (and those for several other scripts) handy. My memory isn't as good as it was when I was younger. http://www.awesomefilm.com/script/biglebowski.txt

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