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"We fucked your wife and pissed on your father's grave. Please accept our most sincere apologies <i>if we offended you.</i>"

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

In the US, those are statutory terms -- and I'm not aware of any states that have statutes about "criminally negligent breaking and entering." Thus, no crime <i>per se</i>, and you won't find the district attorney prosecuting anybody. Which still leaves the victims with an iron-clad civil case that any attorney would drool over: there's nothing to do but sit down with Wells Fargo's attorneys and discuss, "How much?"

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