Here Is Your New Barack Obama Getting You Pregnant Live-Blog So We Do Not Break The Internet

Whoops, we have broken Wonket! We said some stuff already, it is gone now. Fucking INTERNET! But the gist was, no, we were not yet pregnant, unless we got knocked up by Michelle's foxy-bitch face. (WE DID.) Sorry everybody, that you can no longer read the most amazing live-bloog in the history of bloogs. Sucks to be you! Fuck this bullshit broken liveblog bullshit. New emergency backup nuclear livebloog here.