Here have some goddamn pictures. After this we are taking a nap, and then we will get up and live bloog Barry Bamz making sweat love to your earholes.
HOT MESS 2:41 pm September 6, 2012
A Children’s Treasury Of Random Wackadoodles Standing Outside The DNC, Plus Victoria Jackson
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No, communist demon rat snake abhor tion sodom TO YOU.
David Byrne's projects just get weirder and weirder.
Oh. I thought Byrne was the guy erecting the T in the first photo…
He stopped making sense a long time ago.
Extra upfist for that!
If that's all supposed to be a witty acronym (CDRSATS?), yer doin' it wrong.
crazy man needz sammich.
Think he's single? I've been looking for a corpse-boyfriend.
Nah. He's married. The way he's holding that sign like it's a turd reeks of "little woman back in Oklahoma."
Needs more "Grapes of Wrath".
Zombie Joad!
It's the Finnegans Wake of protest signs.
H. C. Errwhatthefuckhuh?
It's an infinite jest.
"What? No, I completely support Obama. This sign is about defunding the National Endowment for the Arts. Maybe I should draw a little paint brush on it."
That last picture? I thought Andy Rooney was dead.
I think it may actually be folk singer and TV commercials of the eighties national treasure Slim Whitman. Ask him to sing "La Paloma Blanca" to be sure.
That's MICKEY ROONEY in that picture, and he's alive and well. You thought Babe 2: Pig In The City could finish him?
ahhhh I believe thats Truman Capote!
Oh God! I thought Victoria Jackson was Linda Tripp for a second and was like … "damn, that bitch will follow Clinton around wherever he goes."
She wants a taste, too.
After his speech, we all want a taste!
I've never seen them in the same room together. Just saying.
Not to beat a dead horse, but I'm drunk and it's late. Anyone find the corpse of the girl that Glenn Beck murdered?
The last time I saw cops in favor of pot use was on Reno 911.
go to leap.cc for the the 411.
Interesting site. There are some sane cops out there after all.
An old friend of mine was on that show – trust me, they had their own personal reasons for wanting it legal.
I, for one, am shocked. SHOCKED!
I'm in a purple haze…
When I lived in NOLA many years ago, I had a cop tell me that they all thought it should be legal. He said there would be a lot less crime if people were getting stoned and watching cartoons.
just sayin
A junkie once told me that heroin is like sitting back and watching cartoons.
Well, consider that spending law enforcement resources on pot heads is kind of a waste, keeping it illegal encourages cartels, gangs, and other bad elements to control distribution, and the people who get thrown in the can are predominately people of color. And if adults want to smoke weed, really — this is such a non-issue.
Besides, we should be supporting the America farmers to bring us an organic, mold and insect free product.
(Stands down off soap-box)
No doubt! Look at alcohol prohibition…. that's what created organized crime in this country. I can't understand how anyone would think it would be different with pot.
I'm gonna go do a few bong hits and think about it.
Thinking after bong hits. Sure, that'll work.
Weird, the last time I saw cops in favor of pot use was when I was a volunteer EMT/Firefighter in a small predominantly white upper-middle bedroom suburb, and a bunch of us got smashed at one of said cops' house.
I think I ended up puking on his dog.
Smart and a firefighter?
You know, I've got a calendar I'm working on…
Man, I miss Reno 911.
Those fine 'Muricans must be taking time off from "hard work" and "pulling themselves up by their bootstraps" to spend all week standing outside of the DNC.
Seriously. That meth's not going to cook itself!
I'm pretty sure I dated the guys in the first two photos.
So, did he carry the cross on the dates? Did you have to walk everywhere you went, or did he have a van into which that thing easily fit? Inquiring minds want to know!
He was still in his granola-wheatgrass-ashram stage when we dated. Jews for Jebus didn't happen until later.
Well, that explains what happened to them. (this said with love)
Where's the 8 foot barbwire topped fences? Where's the packs of 10, light brown shirted, paramilitary troopers? Where's the wall of humidity?
Charlotte really is a small town.
Romney strapped it all on the roof of his bus to go everywhere he goes (it keeps the scary dark faces away from the nice, innocent and fried chicken encrusted faces of Gooper real 'Merikans). Oh and the paramilitary troopers…those are oath keepers.
Look at the bottom of that cross. A wheel. I can't fucking stand that shit. You want to sign up with the crazy train and tote the cross, you drag that cross. Jesus and them didn't have wheels.
it's not his cross to bear…
A crown of thorns might be a nice touch. Also.
With some padding on the inside.
Gladly the Cross-Eyed Bear…
It never is. That's why they're Republicans.
That's not how Jesus rolls.
Isn't that shawl kinda Jew-ishy looking?
…and isn't that a shofar around his neck?
,,,and can he play "Amazing Grace" on it?
He didn't blow no shofar!
Beat me to it. Well played.
There's a guy here who drags a wheelie cross all around town. Think his is a BMW – Board Masochism on Wheels.
Hey, cut him some slack, he's been dragging that cross around Charlotte for 30 years now. At least, it looks like the same guy who was doing it when I lived there, allowing for the passage of time.
The bad part is that by Charlotte standards, he's not one of the crazy ones.
ALL ABOARD!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Bah. Pantywaist.
Ralph, Jesus does not have wheels.
Back of shirt: Ask me why Cops Say Legalize Pot.
Front of shirt: Ask me why my fucking pants are so goddam tight.
Ask Me Why
Cops Say
Outlaw Wrangler Jeans
I've had not one, but two male bosses with apparently giant packages who insisted on wearing jeans that left nothing to the imagination. I don't want that guy to turn around.
I had a professor like that once. As another student said, "His pants are so tight you can see his cock wrinkles."
EWWWWWWWWW!
Maybe he gets the munchies a lot? Those jeans kinda look like they've got some lycra for stretchiness…
If he supports pot smoking, it shouldn't be hard to figure out why his pants are tight.
He's either a giant or that person in front of him he's almost completely obscuring is tiny. Or both.
Front of shirt: Donut shop is over there —–>
Arrggghhh….get that disgusting picture off my screen…she's so creepy…
I don't know which picture shocked me more, the graphic abortion depiction or the fact that Victoria Jackson can afford a cell phone.
What's up with the two pairs of glasses at the same time? Not even "one clear, one sunglasses."
She's probably wearing contact lenses too.
Going for the Professor Branestawm look, I guess.
Dear Pro-Lifers,
It's not like we enjoy that, either. I don't really know what else to say other than a strangled series of very not nice words.
For serious, yo. I mean, we also have NO idea what the circumstances are here. Fetuses DO die in the womb; it's pretty rare to take stock at, like, 8 months of pregnancy and say "You know what? Can you just chop this thing up and take it out of me?"
+1,000,000
You could hold up a cancerous leg that has just been sliced off and it would be disgusting and bit horrifying, too. Shouldn't we outlaw all surgery?
Whatever, that kid was saved from a life of having ugly ears.
Seriously–I say we respond in kind, with photos of women who died from illegal and unsafe abortions.
win
If people really want to lower the number of abortions in America, they should put that much energy into pushing for more and better birth control, not only for women but for men as well. Because if men and women are sexually responsible, then we won't have the need for abortions. So, whether it is a pill, an implant or tubal ligation and creating a pill for men, vasectomies, or something else, everyone needs to be responsible so that unwanted pregnancies won't happen and we won't have throw-away children.
The thing is, those gross and shocking images do little to endear them to others or make people want to hear their arguments. They pretty much scream "giant asshole with creepy dead baby fetish, right here!" the whole scene is complete when you realize it's a middle aged old white dude toting the sign which makes the whole scene all the more bizarre. Maybe someone needs to reach out and tell these guys they look like the kind of guy who brings plastic sheets with them to watch "the Passion of the Christ" and not at all like someone who has a rational reason for opposing abortion. Hah, what I am saying? Only deranged idiots without any concept of reality and who couldn't give the slightest fuck about the lives and circumstances of others are unequivocably pro-life….
who would even be calling her ?
Luke Russert?
Limbaugh? no, no, no, I've got it! Erick son of Erick for a booty call? Or……
Editrix, how do you make "sweat love?"
In a sauna?
Is there a way to not get sweaty with the sexing?
Yes, convert to Mormonism.
no wonder Ann like to wear shirts with a dead fish on them
Nope, still can't see why she'd want to be reminded of her bad sex life.
I once did it in the snow. That was not so sweaty.
Were you nekkid?
My feet get cold.
There is only one kind of love in Charlotte.
The kind that dares not speak its name, except in Barbara Cartland novels?
It's been fucking hot this summer.
I saw what you did there
How do you not?
Please, if you find the answer, let me know
It helps when you're on top. You still sweat, but at least you are the dripper, not the drippee.
Love, rain on me. . . .
True, but that can be problematic for the gripee.
I like to powder my mate, then powder myself, then powder the bed and cover the whole mess with Saran……….it does get a bit messy.
Is this fucking, or Shake & Bake™?!
And I hep'ped! (sort of dates me)
and lengthy.
yeah. heh.
If you aren't making sweat love, you aren't trying hard enough.
she has sex with me? No joke, I sweat during coitus….
Sweat love is the sweetest kind of lovin' there is. Can't wait.
Were there any pictures taken at Tuesday's drink-up?
See above.
What do you think she just posted?
So the guy with the cross? Doc Zoom?
That's the remnants of Vlad the Impala.
Egg-sell-lent
Maybe so…maybe that cross is full of vodka and like Orthodox Russians they bless each other by getting shit faced?
Ouch….I don't think anyone would let Victoria Jackson anywhere near a bar after the last time she went to one (see state of Florida v. Beck, 1990…brutal gang rape and murder of a young woman….)
Didja notice that the dude's got a fuckin' WHEEL on the bottom of his cross? I'll bet Jeebus didn't have a wheel…
Nope- that was Ezekiel, wasn't it?
He had a poly-toroidal fascination.
then what was Carrie Underwood singing about?
You know who else had a wheel at the bottom of his cross? Oh, wait. No, I got nuttin'.
communist
demon rat
cakes we like
snake
cedar cheese
ab hor tion
1 musturd
sodom
get me and you 2 packs apeace cigs
Honey? They wuz all outta musterd…
but i herd u like sodom so i got u 2 packs apeace sodom so u can sodom while u sodom.
This is some kinda weird e.e. cummings if he dropped acid or something. I like it. i like it.
e e burroughs?
I like it!
The more I look at it,
the more I like it.
I do think it's good!
honey, you forgot the cerail, for you and the kids.
And I need a potatoe.
Definitely don't forget those cakes we like.
Nevar forget those cakes we like!!
Schindler's List
Student loan libel!
Cedar cheese!! My favorite Wonkette post of all time.
You don't want moths eatin yer cheese.
Communist Demon Rat Snake Abortion Sodom is like a Teabagger Mad Libs thing, right?
He's advertising for his Christian Rock band, obviously.
I think he's so proud of his vocabulary that he printed the entirety of it on that one sign
Yeah cops were always ganking the good weed when they busted people, now they are saying free the weed. Agree with the rest of the peanut gallery that VJ pic scarier than abortion little photo shop of horrors pic.
I wanted to see who's toting the dead baby porn…10/1 it's a middle aged white guy….
Wait, looking closely at the Victoria Jackson photo she's got glasses pushed up on the top of her head – while she's also wearing glasses the normal way. She's wearing two pairs of glasses at once. The fuck?
Note to self: read all of the comments before posting.
I see quite a few of us noticed the double-glasses – but I did first, ha-ha!
She's taking lessons from the Sarah Palin School of Smarts. If one pair of fake eyeglasses make you look smart, than two pairs make you look extra smart plus good!
She's just proving that she is not a bimbo!
(I was going to link to the song but it's unfortunately not in the SNL archives; and they're now big on purging YouTube clips).
Marty: Do you think these glasses make me look smarter?
Rizzo: Nah, you can still see your face.
Her iPhone has tiny glasses, too.
It's all part of her Republican performance comic art routine – they're for seeing invisible men beside chairs….
To be fair, the eyes on the top of her head have been a bit out of focus lately.
Those are her beer goggles. You know, for later.
Is she going to put them on *other* people?
One set is her reading glasses, the other set is her They Live! alien-seeing glasses. How else can she keep up on Obama's crypto-marxist-neo-reptilian-anti-colonialist agenda?
Best answer yet.
The second pair comes out when she forgets where she left the first pair.
Top caption—
He: The lord has need of a woman like you.
She: I DON'T think so.
I think she answered: okay, but I'm expensive….
Convenience caster wheel on the bottom of his crucifix. Bet Jeezuzz wishes he'd thought of that one!! Now that's a miracle the DYS'er in me could believe in.
You ever hear of a "stress position?" One of those things Bush said wasn't torture, I think we still do it.
I have yet to see anyone point out the plain fact that crucifixion is just a "stress position."
Or that crucifixion was a Roman form of capital punishment.
Why did Jesus die on the cross?
He forgot his safe word.
Why did the ladies love jesus? Because he was hung like that.
Hey! If Jeebus had wanted a wheel on that cross there damn well would have been a wheel on that cross.
Vince here for the Cross-Wow. It's a crucifix on wheels that doubles as a furniture mover! And if you act within the next twenty minutes, because we can't do this all day…
And for 29.99 you can also purchase the Slap-Nail. Get those crooks and criminals on the cross in just seconds!
Sometimes I wish the Romans had drowned the guy in a toilet, just to see people wear commodes on little necklaces.
Nikki Haley pix or GTFO!11!
Nikki Haley? ugh…she's not very attractive. I want to see some pics of editrix hugging Scarlett Johansen….big boobs pressing together…I'll be in my bunk.
why does the guy in the second photo have a poster with Gollum on it?
Victoria Jackson gets enough shit for her repulsive looks without you piling on! Oh wait, you meant the dead baby porn…if it's been tortured first, Mel Gibson.
I know I deserve the hell that is coming when I ask this, but I must know: why are there glasses on her head and on her face, simultaneously?
the brain slug that has attached itself to her spinal column is nearsighted, probably caused by malnutrition
Because wearing glasses makes you look smart. So wearing 2 pairs makes you look twice as smart. ARITHMETIC IS NOT JUST 4 CLINTON!!
I'm not a doctor, but I am guessing some form of organic brain damage.
Because she's rebooting the role of Rex Kramer from Airplane!
Is she too broke for bifocals? Too cheap? Why two glasses? This will keep me up at night.
For quite some time my dad used to carry both reading and distance glasses, refusing to get bifocals because he thought it would make him look old. Of course, he was old, which is why he needed bifocals. Maybe she's in similar aging denial?
She probably completely forgot that she put her glasses on top of her head and then stole a pair from her housekeeper when she couldn't see her phone.
You know why old guys get those fucking hairs on their earlobes? Cause they can't fucking SEE them, or they'd cut them off. They are right in the fucking space between near and far, when you look in the mirror!
And now you have grossed me out. Of all the things and pictures here, of all the things you have said, that did it. I guess that's why old dudes need someone that loves them too. But still gross. I'm an elitist egalitarian for sure.
Why do the old guys also tend to have giant untrimmed nose hair and scary super-sized eyebrows?
What I wanna know is, why does the fucking hair on my earlobes still come in black, while my actual facial hair went Santa-white ten years ago?
Huh? Hengh?
I have no-line bifocals (which took some getting used to) and "computer glasses", because when I am at one of my desks, tilting my head up and looking down at the screen through the bottom of my glasses puts a strain on my eyeballs. If I have something in my hand or lap though, the bifocals are fine. That shit hit me at 40, if you wanna know how long you've got.
That stuff drove me nuts, too, until I got IOLs put in. One eye is now a bionic 20/10 (needz built-in glowing red surveyor's mark), the other perfect for a computer screen. Still need readers, but that's it.
I wear two pairs of glasses, mainly cuz after four eye surgeries, my vision sucks and always will. Just not as much as it used to suck. Now that I know that this crazy bitch has picked up on my fashion habit, I'm going out and buying a seeing eye dog and a fab pair of sunglasses.
She has grown eyes on the back of her head, which is a side-effect of extreme paranoia.
My Dog, somebody get that Sodom sign guy a sandwich! Grab one from Jackson; she looks like she had too many sandwiches. You'll have to fight her for it.
I'd like to see the forced birthers going with a slightly more accurate photo of the docs disposing of a microscopic dot of cells.
That thing looks 'Shopped. I can tell by the pixels.
Hell, my money says it could well have been some kind of birth defect or miscarriage. Not that I'm a doctor, or even play one on TV or Team Fortress, but yeah.
Actually, most of those "ABORTION" photos are really just gelatin molds. There are artists all over the world who make fake babies and pass them off as fetuses to get a rise out of people. If you ever see a wingnut going nuts about people in China eating fetus soup, just know it's actually part of an old art installation and the "fetus" is just a doll's head on a roasted duck body.
So, you're David Byrne?
Do some of them actually believe that? God fundamentalists are dumb.
we'll need to see the long form D&C
…and from seeing a lot of abortions in my day.
Am I supposed to believe that a right to lifer snapped that with his/her cell?
That first guy is totally Trent Reznor in a white wig & fake bear. I am serious. Go look at a picture of Trent Reznor today. That is him. WTF.
Man, I could hardly recognize Henry Winkler in that first photo.
Victoria Jackson's next movie: The Incredible Mrs. Limpet.
Don Knotts Libelz!!
Man I wish I had your job, Rebecca. I can walk around buzzed and take pictures of crazies, I could do that real good. Fuck, I already write as many words a day as you on this fucking thing, for money, I would even employ grammar and lose my tendency to repeat words in a repetitive fashion, repeatedly.
So… your work address is: Department of Redundancy Department, City of Iowa City, Iowa City, Iowa?
Word!
One holiday season stuck in central Florida my daughter and I went on a photographic mullet/crazy hunt. it was like shootin' fish in a barrel down south.
I mentioned the other day, I do live right close to where the real original Kallikaks came from, and I see their descendants and cousins in the walmart every time I go there. Its life's rich pageant, is what it is. God I have nothing but symapthy and good will for the poor and powerless in this world, and I want them to be given what help is necessary to live meaningful and dignified lives contributing to the best of their ability, but damn, do they have to be so ugly and tacky? Am I a snob? Is it possible to be an elitest egalitarian?
There, there, (pats shoulder). Given the amount of butt-crack you must see on a regular basis, it's understandable that you might be a little distraught.
Oh, WOW. I didn't know what a Kallikak is, so I just Googled it. Pretty scary Wiki entry. But the third thing on the drop-down menu is "Kallikaks and Jukes." Given my handle, I had to look that up, too. I read, "As a general concept the Jukes Family represented inherited criminality … described by Richard L. Dugdale in 1877 in The Jukes: A Study in Crime, Pauperism, Disease and Heredity." So I'm guessing here that "juke" doesn't mean the same thing in New Jersey it means in some other places. Although I DO have the "pauperism" down pat, so there ya go … eugenics!
I was just reading those wiki entries and thinking of you!
I'm w/ you. The only people I hate more than the rich are the awful cheesy bloated poor people who let the rich people run roughshod all over them.
I might do this. I'll have to mullet over.
Victoria Jackson. Born again? Born two too many times?
Bored again?
I am praying for you. Getting that close to Victoria has got to be infectious.
Don't get behind her – she sprays.
Nah, that's HepA. Jackson carries HepC. Don't let her spit on you!
choice is not having to fuck that weird dude with a dead baby fetish.
That's the hairiest fucking aborted fetus I've ever seen. And why does she have two pairs of glasses on her head?
I hated myself when I laughed.
TWO sets of glasses make you look REAL smart!
Sure those aren't for her second head?
I get the feeling that it's Two Against One.
That abortion looks sorta like Rick Warren. And the picture he's holding kinda resembles John Ashcroft.
Judging from her confusion, that lady should've specified Mount Sinai Road, when she asked Moses for directions.
ALL ROADS LEAD TO PERDITION!!1!
live bloog Barry Bamz making sweat love to your earholes.
It ain't good love making if your earholes don't get sweaty
Sweaty ear lobes are super hot.
And ankles, too also as well.
Communist demon rat puts an end to all the "Merikuns are so fat" bullshit theories that crowd the headlines with the just as unsupported climate change garbage.
Say, that tall gaunt stranger? Isn't that ol' whatisface? Julian Sands? Boy, he looks horrible.
He feels badly for what he did to Sherilyn Fenn.
I must admit I like the rolling Crucifix. It must be the hotrod Jesus built…
DIY!
Do-it-Yawehself?
Low Nailer.
Nah, it's his authentic roadtrip model….
Didn't you see him on "Pimp My Cross"?
Krauthammer libel (and thank you).
He didn't build that.
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long
I don’t want to go all– the old ways are the best ways on you guys but if a casterless cross was good enough for Jesus this guy is being kind of a pussy. Oh and another thing, it’s kind of small what’s the point of going to all the trouble of nailing someone to a cross if his feet will touch the ground.
I was thinking the exact same thing(s). I am just slower at typing it up.
Right… since then it becomes just a coat hangar.
Which is a perfect tie-in with the abortion dude.
I like the Jesus wacktards,it's hard to pull off the 8ft cross look it's so Retro.I mean ridiculously Retro.
yeah, but Jesus would'a worn flat front khakis.
Off topic: Is it just me or has the Romney campaign pretty much given up? Seems like they're barely even phoning it in. Are they just waiting for the dem convention to end, or do they realize they're goners?
He's barely campaigned since since their convention ended, and he's already giving up on Michigan and Pennsylvania (I for one will be happy to no longer have the constant barrage of lying Romney ads):
http://2012.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/09/romney-…
He does seem to be slowly realizing he's toast.
I don't think Romney ever thought he stood a shot. Maybe really early on in the primaries, when the economy was still tanking and the unemployment rate kept inching upwards, before anyone really paid attention to his pathetic message, he might have harbored glimpses of it.
I think once he realized how far right he had to tack to win the nomination and how little wiggle room he left himself to get back to the middle, he pretty much lost hope. But there's always a wild card out there, like a major preventable tragedy or a Diebold…
70% of his own party not only didn't vote for him in the primaries — they HATED the guy. But he was the pick of the GOP machine, so there you go.
Why they think a guy despised by half his own party could win in the general election is beyond me.
Well, you know, lots of them hate something even more. I won't mention what it is. That is the basic platform for them, and what they've been counting on.
HOWEVER. There are the uncomfortable facts that Bush stole two elections and the evil minions have been hard at work ever since. It's unlikely that the voter-suppression laws will be overturned or invalidated before the election, and besides, most of us vote electronically, meaning, insecurely.
Hey, don't shit on my Hopey Changey high!
He's giving up on Michigan again? Didn't they already do that back in June?.
That's a lot of EVs he's giving up on. Also, those states rank 9th and 14th on Nate Silver's ROI list, which leads one to wonder, where is Romney still campaigning?
According to TPM, they actually have given up on Michigan and Pennsyltucky
Jinx!
It's traditional to suspend your campaign during the other guy's convention.
I mean, it happens, of course, and Bush's camp hammered Kerry in 2004, but you're really supposed to let the guy have a fair shot at making his case.
Did you see Reince Primate (or whatever his name is) clip on Colbert talking about the enthusiasm the Replicons are having, as though the Quaaludes had just kicked in.
Reince Preibus sounds like something Orly Taitz would say when your at her dentist's office. "Okaii, now your teess ees very cleen, remeember floss and reince preibus every day."
I loved how Colbert mocked that:
He is my Genius God. As long as we can have our Colbert, there is hopey changey possible.
Off Topic: COMMUNIST RAT SNAKE A-BORE-SION TYLER PERRY
Oh my GOD at the dude with BOTH the let me tell y'all people who won't fuck me what to do with them parts you won't let me play with AND THE DAMNED DON'T TREAD ON ME flag. HEY FUCKER, how bout DON'T TREAD ON MY VAGINA? HUH HUH? Oh lord I am not going to make it through this day.
But he's holding the flag backwards, which means the opposite. So someone should tread all over his fat face, with votes. (and by votes I mean fists)
On top of that, his camp has accused the Left of "worshiping death," despite how his most likely faith uses a TORTURE DEVICE as its icon. Cognition, meet dissonance.
I will never understand men who get all obsessed with this issue, much less one that has some how managed to make it his life's work so much that he stands around holding conflicting signs that make actual holders of lady parts want to skullfuck (hey Dog!) him only. It makes me wonder what he is doing when he is not out in the open holding signs, so it's probably good that he just stand there.
You thought of me while thinking of skullfucking! My mission is accomplished.
Everytime a dog skullfucks, an angel gets her wings…
Pres Bartlett: Didn't they attach a family planning rider to the highway bill last year?
Josh: They did.
Pres: What's with these people? They can't stop talking about sex.
Toby: If they can't be havin' it.
My thoughts exactly. Dumbasses and their two conflicting thoughts. I guess he doesn't want US to tell HIM what to do. The other way around is ok, though.
Women need to stop having sex with anti-choice guys. Many won't notice because they are gay, but some will.
What's with the tallit on the guy with wheelie-cross? Is he a Jew 4 Jeebus?
Jesus loved to wear polo shirts and sandals, you know.
I guess someone must've told him he couldn't wear his white dress after Labor Day…
Is it antisocial to wish for him to be strangled with phylacteries (in the form of words)?
Rolling Crucifix Man is holding either 5 of the 10 commandments or a manila envelope. I'm going with manila envelope.
Cease and desist order from Tony Hawk. He must unroller his cross.
And the winner is……
That second pic is making me hungry.
I could go for some baby back ribs right about now.
mmmm, fetus, the other white meat.
Too late, Gina Rinehart has already made reservations.
Do you have a lean and hungry look? Thats Shakespeare, baby! Cultcha, doncha know.
As opposed to Ken Norton, who had a lean and lunge-y hook.
As opposed to Edward scissor hands, who had that lean and hingey look.
Abortion Man looks like he needs a hug.
If by "hug" you mean "vicious kick in the junk"…
Maybe it's the lack of hugs, kisses, sexing or any other female affection that makes him hate women so much.
You're pretty close to the mark, there, SB. People deprived of affection as children don't hardly have the skills needed to relate to others as adults.
I was going to suggest a legitimate raping.
There was an As Seen On TV device many years ago called the Wonderbrella. It'd be a perfect bit of foreplay…before moving on to the sideways chainsaw.
From the makers of the Wonder Perch! http://www.wonderbrella.com/other.html
Is that an umbrella condom?
"More Wonder Products" has the Perch – and "Additional items coming soon!" Hee.
Michael McDonald is due for a beard trim… tsk tsk…
He's up for the part of one them Soggy Bottom fellers in the Broadway adaptation of "O Brother, Where Art Thou?"
Everett, my beard itches.
He just "Keeps Forgettin'"
♫ What a fool believes ♪ ♪
Jah Mo be in need of a set of clippers.
Back when that came out, me and my friends used to sing "I'm a big bear! (Rough and scary) I'm a big bear!"
This is one of the reasons I loved SCTV:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0HzWMqLeiE
GEEZE! Don't DO that!!! That last picture scared the crap out of me. My eyes…water…bleach, peroxide, Damn!
Who can't get behind snake abhor sodom tion-izing, amiright?
Victoria Jackson: "Wait, what? This isn't a banana?"
Jeebus is kicking himself that he never thought to put a little wheel on that damned cross. Also, khakis and a polo, too.
Communist Demon Rat Snake Abhortion Sodom- that was the name of my punk band in college
You were freakin awesome! I was at the show where you puked on the drummer.
Does Victoria Jackson ever shut her mouth?
No, never let a krill to go waste.
Ummm…… I don't want "SWEAT" love to my earholes, but I would LOVE to love some "SWEET" love….
I'd be more shocked by the abortion pic if I didn't see dead/mutilated Syrians on Facebook every day because I 'liked' the 'We are all Hamza Alkhateeb' page.
Humans often don't treat each other very well once they get born.
Did someone actually engage the engaging Victoria Jackson? Did you record the crazy?
Someone tell Demon Rat man that pleats are sooooo 1996.
Victoria: I SEE EVERYTHING TWICE!
Run out of Alt Text?
I wonder if fetus head guy has the least concern for how many human heads got detached during the Dubya's war in Iraq. If he's pro-life, he's got to start with the already-born.
Beheading an eight-year-old is considered abortion? Good to know.
No abortions in the 32nd trimester!
Retroactive abortions are the new thing at the abortoplex!
Has anyone checked Communist Demon Rat Snake Abhortion Sodom for acceptable bug part content?
Let me get this straight, choice is abortion. So when I went with GEICO instead of Progressive, abortion.
Gecko abortion, even.
Free market libel!
Flo sez insurance should be safe, legal and rare.
What the fuck?!?!
Sweat love is right. I mean left.
DON'T SLEEP WITH WEIGEL.
Why not? Does he sweat?
That could happen theoretically.
Mad props for coming up with abortion / abhor tion. What? Cletus didn't come up with that?
abhor-shun ftw.
That one is free, spanky2b, libunatics, etc.
Rebecca! Did the walker bite or scratch you? You didn't get bitten did you!? DID YOU!!!?
While I am pro-choice, that doesn't make me ANTI-life.
A friend of mine had a baby about a month ago, and I hate to say it but it was against my expectations. The reason for that is because she's had fertility problems for a while thanks to ovarian cysts and other problems (being a cartoonist/illustrator, she actually drew a quick comic about it. Set in SPACE-ACE-ace-echo-echo-echo). But she had a little boy against the odds and my pessimism, and I've been giddier about it than I would've thought. Makes me think about the idea of creating my own little derpy quasi-clone of myself.
So don't go and accuse me of "worshiping death," you gut-wrenching teahadis. It's not like we enjoy abortions. I even feel bad killing soldiers in Metal Gear, and those guys are too dumb to live. If you truly gave even two fucks about life, you'd teach about contraception to prevent the creation of a life that nobody asked for.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to take a nap. That much non-snark really wears you out.
Is Abortion Man going to take that same sign outside of Church's* to protest miscarriages? What a wimp, afraid of God.
*(Church's Fried Chicken, of course).
The guy with the "Communist Demon Rat Snake Abortion Sodom" sign is creepy skinny and has those dark vacant eyes. Would someone please give him a sandwich? I don't think he has eaten for months. No wonder he's delusional.
Make one for me too, willya.
At which point, Blue logged- out, shut down the pc, and hid in the shed next to the alley.
Victoria Jackson! Not safe for after lunch!!!!
Since when is Victoria Jackson not a Random Wackadoodle?
She's a very specific wackadoodle. Hence the distinction.
I thought he was going to splooge on my eyeballs as well??!! Why the hell else would I pay for cable every fucking month?
Tin-Foil Pot Pie Recipe
Ingredients:
communist
demon rat
snake
abhor tion
sodom
Mix well and cover with tin-foil
Bake in an extremely hot oven, or Chris Christie's boxer shorts, for 45 minutes.
Garnish with one empty chair.
Serve to group of angry white folk .
What wine goes with this?
White whine, obvs.
Are you sure it's not Blue Nun?
No, only libruls drink that.
communist, demon, rat, snake, abhor tion, sodom
Five out of six correct!
Well, at least one teabagger can spell at 8th grade level.
I get it – it's Communist ( the one that doesn't belong, right?)…what do I win?….
In related news, Todd Akin is now claiming breast milk cures homosexuality.
Lesbians, however, can be cured by drinking something else.
Imagine being such a dickwad that someone attributes that quote to you and millions of people believe it.
Would that mean it also causes lesbianism?!
OT: Eddie Murphy: "Paul Ryan is a fucking joke. First of all. Everyone's talking about how sexy he is. Oh he so sexy. Oh he so sexy. I guarantee you – I get more pussy than Paul Ryan. OK? I got more pussy last night than Paul Ryan's got in his entire life. Paul Ryan is the kind of mutherfucker who fucked his sister's hot friend once in high school and hasn't shut the fuck up about it in thirty years. He's walking around acting like he's some big man. Meanwhile she's married, has four kids and is fatter than Jessica Simpson. And of course I don't understand why anyone would want to fuck Paul Ryan in the first place. Small forehead. Big ears. He looks like an evil version of Santa's Elf. Like some fucked-up demented elf that climbs in your chimney, takes all your Christmas presents and gives them to rich kids."
My favorite scene in Charlotte this week involved the street preacher at Trade and Tryon Streets. All week they have been screaming into microphones about how if you are a Democrat, you're going to Hell. Today's variation on that theme was on the evils of the Gay, complete with the preacher's lackey showing how the male ends of extension cords wouldn't fit together. I was fixing to leave when, right in front of that preacher going on about the Gay, two young women walked up. I'm not saying these two women were gay, but one of them had a lot of tattoos and a Mohawk and they were holding hands. And those two women proceeded to kiss one another right there in front of that preacher fellow who was bellowing into the microphone. Well that preacher wasn't about to let two women kissing disrupt him from letting folks know about the Gay. But I do think he had a bit of carnel desire in his heart when he glanced down at those two women kissing.
i would say today we are all communist demon rat snakes, but i think that's taken by john sununu.
Not to beat this into the ground, (I love me some Eddy Murphy) but then he said:
"You know I've been very successful in my life, and one thing I've learned is that if you are lucky enough to be successful, you have a responsibilty to help those around you who weren't so lucky. I take care of my family, I take care of my friends. I take care of people I don't even know sometimes – because I know that everything I've been given is a blessing. And Its the same thing with countries. If a country is successful, it has a responsibility to help those that didn't make it . That's a moral obligation – no matter what some dead Russian failed screenwriter says – that's just a moral obligation."
Wow! I had no idea he was political, let alone liberal, this is beautiful, where is this from? I haven't paid him much attention since he started doing Black Comedian In Drag movies and cuddling feet, but this is good stuff!
It's from an article on the Daily Currant, but I am having trouble verifying that it's real. It's probably not. But still funny. http://dailycurrant.com/2012/09/06/eddie-murphy-c…
The Daily Currant calls itself "The Global Satirical Newspaper of Record", and there is no trace of these remarks anywhere else, so.
Yeah. point taken.
And it was way too funny.
Just a note to Abortion/abhor tion guys — Know what can prevent those abortions you so abhor? Unencumbered Access to fact based sex education and contraception.
Also, too, can't you guys work against the rapey/incest men? Supporting the Violence Against Women Act would be a good place to start. Also, too.
The Flesch-Kincaid readability test shows your comment at a college freshman level, so you lost them after "just a note."
Sweat love. The love that dare not speak its name.
Also – the rat demon sign guy…..dude needs some self esteem classes. Come on now, there's no need to refer to yourself as "Sodom". We all make mistakes dearie!
"communist, demon rat, snake, abhor tion, sodom" guy failed the Analogies section of his entrance exam for cosmetology school and his mom told him to carry around this reminder or she wouldn't let him live in the basement any longer.
He's tall enough to dust up high though, so that's probably why she keeps him around.
Victoria Jackson has a wedding ring? Who ever wakes up laying next to her every morning is probably a very sad person.
those are his glasses on top her head…
You be the judge:
http://www.pba.edu/index.cfm?fuseaction=news.deta…
Happy? Wessel is a chopper pilot for Dade Co., FL law enforcement.
The guy in the first picture, I thought he was in jail for kidnapping Elizabeth Smart.
Victoria Jackson just isn't the same without Jack Handey's script writing.
May I say that Jesus is looking GOOoood for his age. 2000 years can wear on a person. And he's sure rocking those Chinos.
When nine hundred years you have reached, look as good you will not, hm.
David Tennant as The Doctor begs to differ.
Needz moar nailz.
Oh, if only sweet Victoria was more like her career.
or sweat Victoria…
Gave a buddy a call who is in transit to a delegate seminar where Cory Booker will speak and then to the convention center. The two hottest rumors are that there will be a surprise celebrity showing just before the intros to Obama to get a lot of splash from young, popular star faces and that everyone assumes that the Bank of America ticket vetting was badly botched by North Carolina Democratic Party and the effort to screen out malcontents would be too time consuming.
And its raining but some major storms missed the area.
Rumor has it it's Scarlett Johansson & Kerry Washington:
http://www.avclub.com/articles/democrats-book-sca…
Nah, it's Samuel L. Jackson.
"I'm tired of these motherfucking elephants in my country!"
I thought Michelle had issued a Permanent Ban on Scarlett Johansson.
Is it Clint Eastwood?
Talking to an empty closet?
Fucking Booker.
When I saw this as a stand-alone comment I thought, what the hell did the janitor from GoodTimes ever do to you? But I'm not gonna get into another argument with you, so just, carry on.
For a second, I read that as "fucking Booger", and thought that it would be good to see Curtis Armstrong finally getting work again.
I would love to see Betty White. She's beloved by everyone.
Well they showed up with a bunch of beautiful women. I loved Olivia Pope (Kerry Washington) and Scarlet Johansson was nice to look at but appears as dumb and as committed as a bowl of lime green jello. Does she and the convention organizers realize they told the entire country it took five years before she registered to vote?Sue Nivens was my favorite Betty White.
I wish I knew who Victoria Jackson was. I guess worse than being a has-been is being a has-wasn't.
You must be a Young. Us Olds know her from some very bad Saturday Night Live a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
Not young, was calculating Medicare eligibility in months, not years, a few days ago.Just totally lost interest in SNL for decades, a period that can best be measured between Jane Curtin ripping open her blouse and Tina Fey as the sexy librarian news reader on week-end update.
I hear you, we still watch, that is to say, my spouse watches and I fiddle on the internetz. I will watch Weekend Update and a few of the early skits.
I usually try to remember to watch Weekend Update but often it is placed after one of the weird NYC bands they have been highlighting for the last few years and I see that, switch the channel and forget to go back.
"Has-been"? Please. "Never was," more like.
I have my earholes lubed up in preparation.
Don't tell him, but the beard guy's cross is too small. His feet would touch the ground if he was crucified.
It's his own, personal, portable cross.
He should have shopped at Casual Messiah® Big & Tall Crosses.
We all thought all of the cartoon anvils dropped from the sky and hit people on the head in Tampa, using up this year's allotment of falling anvils! But the gods of insanity must have had a longer plan, and they must have had a few anvils left to drop on people's heads in Charlotte, too!
I understand why the sign is labeling Victoria Jackson as a demon rat snake abhor tion sodom, but why communist? He must have meant Anti-communist.
Is that cop in the cowboy hat getting a handy?
This is sick! I can't believe what I'm seeing! This isn't a choice, it's a child! And for you to put up giant pictures of naked children? You're attracting the most deviant type of child predator! Right now, preterm necrophiliacs are beating off like frenzied apes to your handiwork, SIR! DON'T YOU BU-BU-BU ME! You knew what you were doing. You could have photoshopped a tasteful one piece swimsuit on that picture but you chose not to because this is how you get your rocks off and I hope you burn in heeeell!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miQ1vnLInZg&t=4m15s
So let outlaw drone attacks too. No, wait.
Is displaying a Gadsden ("Don't Tread On Me") flag backwards an Illuminati thing?
Finally, a picture of Honey Boo Boo!!!!
So how many pictures of abortions were there? Was it three or four?
Depends how many pairs of glasses you're wearing.
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If only the Romans had thought of sticking a caster on the bottom of their crosses. The man at top is clearly an innovator/job creator. =)
Little known fact: the wheel was actually invented to allow the torture come to you.
I want to know why Flip Benham is out violating his probation instead of hanging out in jail.
Now why would that nice man be carrying around a sign that identifies him as a communist demon-rat, snake who had an abortion? I is confuzed?
Me on tread not do?
I love the fact that that 2 year old was aborted in Houston in 1987, for some reason.
I've been in Houston on 115° days, so my guess is it was suicide.
Muscular Jeebus didn't need a caster on the bottom of his cross.
Also, Marc Anthony opens the festivities and gets a USA!USA!USA! chant? Our standards are really slipping!
Maybe Victoria Jackson is Voldemort's sister from that one Harry potter movie
Storms and Lightnin' in southern Az. WHAT DID OBAMA KNOW????
AND WHEN DID HE KNOW IT!
Also
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I miss the incredible lightning shows out there. Always a great excuse for a weekday party.
>>live bloog Barry Bamz making sweat love<<?????
"bloog?" "sweat love?" WTF? Spend a little less time writing while wasted and more time posting pictures of your own sweet self, Stephanie Miller and other unattainable progressive goddesses to inspire ancient male hippie wannabes like myself to get our fat asses to the voting booth.
OK, wonketeers. MJ Blige is on the stage singing "Let's Get Crunk" for Obama. Heaven….♫
OT Jury convicts Drew Peterson of 3rd wife's death
I guess he was touchable, bitch!
Jury is cretins, however.
Monkey
No soup for you!!!!
Thanks, Rebecca, for these annoying/disturbing/hilarious photos.
1). Does INRI still stand for I'm Nailed Right In? I like to keep up with these things. And, Hey…is that a caster on the bottom of that cross? Shocking! That's something
Brian of Nazareth would do.
2). OK, let me get this straight:
Taxes, Regulations – "Don't Tread On Me!"
Don't Tread On My Uterus – "MURDER!"
Is that right?
3) Man alive! I didn't realize the Joads were still around! Keep On Moving, buddy!
4). Victoria Jackson! Jeeze, without that stupid bow on her head, she almost doesn't look like one of the Flakes.
For santafest in SF a couple of years ago (huge pub crawl with everyone dressed as santa… has to be seen to be believed), there was a woman dressed as santa toting a cross (without wheel) with "ORLY?" written on it.
Couldn't. Stop. Laughing.
Especially when I later saw the cross bike-locked to a parking meter outside a bar.
I wish I could un-see the dead baby one.
Just remember that, as Fara la Vope pointed out above, it like almost all the anti-choicers supposed abortion photos is certainly fake.
I knew crosses can be very useful to scratch itchy fungi.
Victoria has an empty chair on her phone and it is whispering steamy, dirty words.
Please keep Victoria Jackson away from children………
Ask me why cowboys still wear tight Wranglers in the 21st century.
The glasses on top are holding her wig in place!
Is Victoria holding her thinking aid?
What about old women with moles and the long, crazy hair growing out of them?? Tweezers people!
Hey, leave me out of this !
Is that the same thing as a parasol prophylactic?
(Cue Ride of the Valkyries)
Cum from above!
If I ever just give up on personal grooming as I age like that, feel free to kick me.
Cackling and dry hand-washing is so much more effective when you have sprouted moles.
With a reservoir tip!
I thought that was her navel pierced….
But he did say, "Kill my landlord," which is tantamount to class warfare (i.e. the Democratic platform), so close enough, right?
Also, it took me a minute to figure "Russian failed screenwriter" out. No way Eddie Murphy would turn that phrase.
That's a pretty dark thought.
All your remaining testosterone is in your earlobes.
Wonkette-patched rumps are wasted on the young!!
Hmm, that may explain the odd sensations in my armpits.
That made me snorfle-chuckle.
If there was EVER an excuse to keep your socks on…
Cornstarch will help with that
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