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A Children’s Treasury Of Random Wackadoodles Standing Outside The DNC, Plus Victoria Jackson

Jesus wants to sex you goodHere have some goddamn pictures. After this we are taking a nap, and then we will get up and live bloog Barry Bamz making sweat love to your earholes.

First in line for a rapebortion!

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453 comments

    1. NYNYNYjr

      "What? No, I completely support Obama. This sign is about defunding the National Endowment for the Arts. Maybe I should draw a little paint brush on it."

    1. mrpuma2u

      I think it may actually be folk singer and TV commercials of the eighties national treasure Slim Whitman. Ask him to sing "La Paloma Blanca" to be sure.

    2. JohnnyQuick

      That's MICKEY ROONEY in that picture, and he's alive and well. You thought Babe 2: Pig In The City could finish him?

  1. DrunkIrishman

    Oh God! I thought Victoria Jackson was Linda Tripp for a second and was like … "damn, that bitch will follow Clinton around wherever he goes."

      1. KeepFnThatChicken

        Not to beat a dead horse, but I'm drunk and it's late. Anyone find the corpse of the girl that Glenn Beck murdered?

    1. bumfug

      An old friend of mine was on that show – trust me, they had their own personal reasons for wanting it legal.

    2. DCBloom

      When I lived in NOLA many years ago, I had a cop tell me that they all thought it should be legal. He said there would be a lot less crime if people were getting stoned and watching cartoons.

      just sayin

      1. IonaTrailer

        Well, consider that spending law enforcement resources on pot heads is kind of a waste, keeping it illegal encourages cartels, gangs, and other bad elements to control distribution, and the people who get thrown in the can are predominately people of color. And if adults want to smoke weed, really — this is such a non-issue.
        Besides, we should be supporting the America farmers to bring us an organic, mold and insect free product.
        (Stands down off soap-box)

        1. DCBloom

          No doubt! Look at alcohol prohibition…. that's what created organized crime in this country. I can't understand how anyone would think it would be different with pot.

          I'm gonna go do a few bong hits and think about it.

    3. Incitefully_Joe

      Weird, the last time I saw cops in favor of pot use was when I was a volunteer EMT/Firefighter in a small predominantly white upper-middle bedroom suburb, and a bunch of us got smashed at one of said cops' house.

      I think I ended up puking on his dog.

  2. Zombie_Reagan

    Those fine 'Muricans must be taking time off from "hard work" and "pulling themselves up by their bootstraps" to spend all week standing outside of the DNC.

    1. Terry

      So, did he carry the cross on the dates? Did you have to walk everywhere you went, or did he have a van into which that thing easily fit? Inquiring minds want to know!

      1. YouBetcha

        He was still in his granola-wheatgrass-ashram stage when we dated. Jews for Jebus didn't happen until later.

  3. no_gravity

    Where's the 8 foot barbwire topped fences? Where's the packs of 10, light brown shirted, paramilitary troopers? Where's the wall of humidity?

    Charlotte really is a small town.

    1. Willardbot9000_V2.5

      Romney strapped it all on the roof of his bus to go everywhere he goes (it keeps the scary dark faces away from the nice, innocent and fried chicken encrusted faces of Gooper real 'Merikans). Oh and the paramilitary troopers…those are oath keepers.

  4. Weenus299

    Look at the bottom of that cross. A wheel. I can't fucking stand that shit. You want to sign up with the crazy train and tote the cross, you drag that cross. Jesus and them didn't have wheels.

    1. MacRaith

      Hey, cut him some slack, he's been dragging that cross around Charlotte for 30 years now. At least, it looks like the same guy who was doing it when I lived there, allowing for the passage of time.

      The bad part is that by Charlotte standards, he's not one of the crazy ones.

  5. DaveJ

    Back of shirt: Ask me why Cops Say Legalize Pot.

    Front of shirt: Ask me why my fucking pants are so goddam tight.

      1. anniegetyerfun

        I've had not one, but two male bosses with apparently giant packages who insisted on wearing jeans that left nothing to the imagination. I don't want that guy to turn around.

        1. emmelemm

          I had a professor like that once. As another student said, "His pants are so tight you can see his cock wrinkles."

          EWWWWWWWWW!

    1. Arborista

      Maybe he gets the munchies a lot? Those jeans kinda look like they've got some lycra for stretchiness…

    2. SorosBot

      He's either a giant or that person in front of him he's almost completely obscuring is tiny. Or both.

  6. Barbara_

    I don't know which picture shocked me more, the graphic abortion depiction or the fact that Victoria Jackson can afford a cell phone.

    1. CommieLibunatic

      Dear Pro-Lifers,

      It's not like we enjoy that, either. I don't really know what else to say other than a strangled series of very not nice words.

      1. anniegetyerfun

        For serious, yo. I mean, we also have NO idea what the circumstances are here. Fetuses DO die in the womb; it's pretty rare to take stock at, like, 8 months of pregnancy and say "You know what? Can you just chop this thing up and take it out of me?"

        1. OneDollarJuana

          You could hold up a cancerous leg that has just been sliced off and it would be disgusting and bit horrifying, too. Shouldn't we outlaw all surgery?

      2. Callyson

        Seriously–I say we respond in kind, with photos of women who died from illegal and unsafe abortions.

      3. miss_grundy

        If people really want to lower the number of abortions in America, they should put that much energy into pushing for more and better birth control, not only for women but for men as well. Because if men and women are sexually responsible, then we won't have the need for abortions. So, whether it is a pill, an implant or tubal ligation and creating a pill for men, vasectomies, or something else, everyone needs to be responsible so that unwanted pregnancies won't happen and we won't have throw-away children.

      4. Willardbot9000_V2.5

        The thing is, those gross and shocking images do little to endear them to others or make people want to hear their arguments. They pretty much scream "giant asshole with creepy dead baby fetish, right here!" the whole scene is complete when you realize it's a middle aged old white dude toting the sign which makes the whole scene all the more bizarre. Maybe someone needs to reach out and tell these guys they look like the kind of guy who brings plastic sheets with them to watch "the Passion of the Christ" and not at all like someone who has a rational reason for opposing abortion. Hah, what I am saying? Only deranged idiots without any concept of reality and who couldn't give the slightest fuck about the lives and circumstances of others are unequivocably pro-life….

    1. MOG2410

      I like to powder my mate, then powder myself, then powder the bed and cover the whole mess with Saran……….it does get a bit messy.

        1. Willardbot9000_V2.5

          Maybe so…maybe that cross is full of vodka and like Orthodox Russians they bless each other by getting shit faced?

    1. Willardbot9000_V2.5

      Ouch….I don't think anyone would let Victoria Jackson anywhere near a bar after the last time she went to one (see state of Florida v. Beck, 1990…brutal gang rape and murder of a young woman….)

  7. HarryButtle

    Didja notice that the dude's got a fuckin' WHEEL on the bottom of his cross? I'll bet Jeebus didn't have a wheel…

  8. mrpuma2u

    Yeah cops were always ganking the good weed when they busted people, now they are saying free the weed. Agree with the rest of the peanut gallery that VJ pic scarier than abortion little photo shop of horrors pic.

  9. SorosBot

    Wait, looking closely at the Victoria Jackson photo she's got glasses pushed up on the top of her head – while she's also wearing glasses the normal way. She's wearing two pairs of glasses at once. The fuck?

    1. MissTaken

      She's taking lessons from the Sarah Palin School of Smarts. If one pair of fake eyeglasses make you look smart, than two pairs make you look extra smart plus good!

      1. SorosBot

        She's just proving that she is not a bimbo!

        (I was going to link to the song but it's unfortunately not in the SNL archives; and they're now big on purging YouTube clips).

    2. Toomush_Infer

      It's all part of her Republican performance comic art routine – they're for seeing invisible men beside chairs….

    3. Fare la Volpe

      One set is her reading glasses, the other set is her They Live! alien-seeing glasses. How else can she keep up on Obama's crypto-marxist-neo-reptilian-anti-colonialist agenda?

  10. rickmaci

    Convenience caster wheel on the bottom of his crucifix. Bet Jeezuzz wishes he'd thought of that one!! Now that's a miracle the DYS'er in me could believe in.

    1. prommie

      You ever hear of a "stress position?" One of those things Bush said wasn't torture, I think we still do it.

      I have yet to see anyone point out the plain fact that crucifixion is just a "stress position."

    2. docterry6973

      Hey! If Jeebus had wanted a wheel on that cross there damn well would have been a wheel on that cross.

    3. actor212

      Vince here for the Cross-Wow. It's a crucifix on wheels that doubles as a furniture mover! And if you act within the next twenty minutes, because we can't do this all day…

      1. BoatOfVelociraptors

        And for 29.99 you can also purchase the Slap-Nail. Get those crooks and criminals on the cross in just seconds!

    4. Steverino247

      Sometimes I wish the Romans had drowned the guy in a toilet, just to see people wear commodes on little necklaces.

    1. Willardbot9000_V2.5

      Nikki Haley? ugh…she's not very attractive. I want to see some pics of editrix hugging Scarlett Johansen….big boobs pressing together…I'll be in my bunk.

    1. Willardbot9000_V2.5

      Victoria Jackson gets enough shit for her repulsive looks without you piling on! Oh wait, you meant the dead baby porn…if it's been tortured first, Mel Gibson.

  11. YouBetcha

    I know I deserve the hell that is coming when I ask this, but I must know: why are there glasses on her head and on her face, simultaneously?

    1. zippy_w_pinhead

      the brain slug that has attached itself to her spinal column is nearsighted, probably caused by malnutrition

    2. Arborista

      Because wearing glasses makes you look smart. So wearing 2 pairs makes you look twice as smart. ARITHMETIC IS NOT JUST 4 CLINTON!!

      1. SorosBot

        For quite some time my dad used to carry both reading and distance glasses, refusing to get bifocals because he thought it would make him look old. Of course, he was old, which is why he needed bifocals. Maybe she's in similar aging denial?

        1. MissTaken

          She probably completely forgot that she put her glasses on top of her head and then stole a pair from her housekeeper when she couldn't see her phone.

        2. prommie

          You know why old guys get those fucking hairs on their earlobes? Cause they can't fucking SEE them, or they'd cut them off. They are right in the fucking space between near and far, when you look in the mirror!

          1. FakaktaSouth

            And now you have grossed me out. Of all the things and pictures here, of all the things you have said, that did it. I guess that's why old dudes need someone that loves them too. But still gross. I'm an elitist egalitarian for sure.

          2. bobbert

            What I wanna know is, why does the fucking hair on my earlobes still come in black, while my actual facial hair went Santa-white ten years ago?

            Huh? Hengh?

        3. Chet Kincaid_

          I have no-line bifocals (which took some getting used to) and "computer glasses", because when I am at one of my desks, tilting my head up and looking down at the screen through the bottom of my glasses puts a strain on my eyeballs. If I have something in my hand or lap though, the bifocals are fine. That shit hit me at 40, if you wanna know how long you've got.

          1. Biel_ze_Bubba

            That stuff drove me nuts, too, until I got IOLs put in. One eye is now a bionic 20/10 (needz built-in glowing red surveyor's mark), the other perfect for a computer screen. Still need readers, but that's it.

          2. spareme

            I wear two pairs of glasses, mainly cuz after four eye surgeries, my vision sucks and always will. Just not as much as it used to suck. Now that I know that this crazy bitch has picked up on my fashion habit, I'm going out and buying a seeing eye dog and a fab pair of sunglasses.

  12. Monsieur_Grumpe

    My Dog, somebody get that Sodom sign guy a sandwich! Grab one from Jackson; she looks like she had too many sandwiches. You'll have to fight her for it.

  13. SorosBot

    I'd like to see the forced birthers going with a slightly more accurate photo of the docs disposing of a microscopic dot of cells.

      1. CommieLibunatic

        Hell, my money says it could well have been some kind of birth defect or miscarriage. Not that I'm a doctor, or even play one on TV or Team Fortress, but yeah.

        1. Fare la Volpe

          Actually, most of those "ABORTION" photos are really just gelatin molds. There are artists all over the world who make fake babies and pass them off as fetuses to get a rise out of people. If you ever see a wingnut going nuts about people in China eating fetus soup, just know it's actually part of an old art installation and the "fetus" is just a doll's head on a roasted duck body.

  14. YouBetcha

    That first guy is totally Trent Reznor in a white wig & fake bear. I am serious. Go look at a picture of Trent Reznor today. That is him. WTF.

  15. prommie

    Man I wish I had your job, Rebecca. I can walk around buzzed and take pictures of crazies, I could do that real good. Fuck, I already write as many words a day as you on this fucking thing, for money, I would even employ grammar and lose my tendency to repeat words in a repetitive fashion, repeatedly.

    1. IonaTrailer

      Word!

      One holiday season stuck in central Florida my daughter and I went on a photographic mullet/crazy hunt. it was like shootin' fish in a barrel down south.

      1. prommie

        I mentioned the other day, I do live right close to where the real original Kallikaks came from, and I see their descendants and cousins in the walmart every time I go there. Its life's rich pageant, is what it is. God I have nothing but symapthy and good will for the poor and powerless in this world, and I want them to be given what help is necessary to live meaningful and dignified lives contributing to the best of their ability, but damn, do they have to be so ugly and tacky? Am I a snob? Is it possible to be an elitest egalitarian?

        1. IonaTrailer

          There, there, (pats shoulder). Given the amount of butt-crack you must see on a regular basis, it's understandable that you might be a little distraught.

        2. Jukesgrrl

          Oh, WOW. I didn't know what a Kallikak is, so I just Googled it. Pretty scary Wiki entry. But the third thing on the drop-down menu is "Kallikaks and Jukes." Given my handle, I had to look that up, too. I read, "As a general concept the Jukes Family represented inherited criminality … described by Richard L. Dugdale in 1877 in The Jukes: A Study in Crime, Pauperism, Disease and Heredity." So I'm guessing here that "juke" doesn't mean the same thing in New Jersey it means in some other places. Although I DO have the "pauperism" down pat, so there ya go … eugenics!

  16. chicken_thief

    That's the hairiest fucking aborted fetus I've ever seen. And why does she have two pairs of glasses on her head?

  17. magic_titty

    Judging from her confusion, that lady should've specified Mount Sinai Road, when she asked Moses for directions.

  18. MissTaken

    live bloog Barry Bamz making sweat love to your earholes.

    It ain't good love making if your earholes don't get sweaty

  19. chicken_thief

    Communist demon rat puts an end to all the "Merikuns are so fat" bullshit theories that crowd the headlines with the just as unsupported climate change garbage.

  20. Goonemeritus

    I don’t want to go all– the old ways are the best ways on you guys but if a casterless cross was good enough for Jesus this guy is being kind of a pussy. Oh and another thing, it’s kind of small what’s the point of going to all the trouble of nailing someone to a cross if his feet will touch the ground.

  21. sbj1964

    I like the Jesus wacktards,it's hard to pull off the 8ft cross look it's so Retro.I mean ridiculously Retro.

  22. SoBeach

    Off topic: Is it just me or has the Romney campaign pretty much given up? Seems like they're barely even phoning it in. Are they just waiting for the dem convention to end, or do they realize they're goners?

      1. actor212

        I don't think Romney ever thought he stood a shot. Maybe really early on in the primaries, when the economy was still tanking and the unemployment rate kept inching upwards, before anyone really paid attention to his pathetic message, he might have harbored glimpses of it.

        I think once he realized how far right he had to tack to win the nomination and how little wiggle room he left himself to get back to the middle, he pretty much lost hope. But there's always a wild card out there, like a major preventable tragedy or a Diebold…

        1. SoBeach

          70% of his own party not only didn't vote for him in the primaries — they HATED the guy. But he was the pick of the GOP machine, so there you go.

          Why they think a guy despised by half his own party could win in the general election is beyond me.

          1. Geminisunmars

            Well, you know, lots of them hate something even more. I won't mention what it is. That is the basic platform for them, and what they've been counting on.

        2. OneDollarJuana

          HOWEVER. There are the uncomfortable facts that Bush stole two elections and the evil minions have been hard at work ever since. It's unlikely that the voter-suppression laws will be overturned or invalidated before the election, and besides, most of us vote electronically, meaning, insecurely.

      2. sullivanst

        He's giving up on Michigan again? Didn't they already do that back in June?.

        That's a lot of EVs he's giving up on. Also, those states rank 9th and 14th on Nate Silver's ROI list, which leads one to wonder, where is Romney still campaigning?

    1. actor212

      It's traditional to suspend your campaign during the other guy's convention.

      I mean, it happens, of course, and Bush's camp hammered Kerry in 2004, but you're really supposed to let the guy have a fair shot at making his case.

    2. Geminisunmars

      Did you see Reince Primate (or whatever his name is) clip on Colbert talking about the enthusiasm the Replicons are having, as though the Quaaludes had just kicked in.

      1. NYNYNYjr

        Reince Preibus sounds like something Orly Taitz would say when your at her dentist's office. "Okaii, now your teess ees very cleen, remeember floss and reince preibus every day."

  23. FakaktaSouth

    Oh my GOD at the dude with BOTH the let me tell y'all people who won't fuck me what to do with them parts you won't let me play with AND THE DAMNED DON'T TREAD ON ME flag. HEY FUCKER, how bout DON'T TREAD ON MY VAGINA? HUH HUH? Oh lord I am not going to make it through this day.

    1. BigSkullF*ckingDog

      But he's holding the flag backwards, which means the opposite. So someone should tread all over his fat face, with votes. (and by votes I mean fists)

    2. CommieLibunatic

      On top of that, his camp has accused the Left of "worshiping death," despite how his most likely faith uses a TORTURE DEVICE as its icon. Cognition, meet dissonance.

      1. FakaktaSouth

        I will never understand men who get all obsessed with this issue, much less one that has some how managed to make it his life's work so much that he stands around holding conflicting signs that make actual holders of lady parts want to skullfuck (hey Dog!) him only. It makes me wonder what he is doing when he is not out in the open holding signs, so it's probably good that he just stand there.

        1. viennawoods13

          Pres Bartlett: Didn't they attach a family planning rider to the highway bill last year?
          Josh: They did.
          Pres: What's with these people? They can't stop talking about sex.
          Toby: If they can't be havin' it.

    3. VaWyo

      My thoughts exactly. Dumbasses and their two conflicting thoughts. I guess he doesn't want US to tell HIM what to do. The other way around is ok, though.

      Women need to stop having sex with anti-choice guys. Many won't notice because they are gay, but some will.

  24. MissTaken

    Rolling Crucifix Man is holding either 5 of the 10 commandments or a manila envelope. I'm going with manila envelope.

    1. SorosBot

      Maybe it's the lack of hugs, kisses, sexing or any other female affection that makes him hate women so much.

      1. Steverino247

        You're pretty close to the mark, there, SB. People deprived of affection as children don't hardly have the skills needed to relate to others as adults.

      1. MissusBarry

        There was an As Seen On TV device many years ago called the Wonderbrella. It'd be a perfect bit of foreplay…before moving on to the sideways chainsaw.

  25. Antispandex

    GEEZE! Don't DO that!!! That last picture scared the crap out of me. My eyes…water…bleach, peroxide, Damn!

  26. iamrrm

    Jeebus is kicking himself that he never thought to put a little wheel on that damned cross. Also, khakis and a polo, too.

  27. LibertyLover

    Ummm…… I don't want "SWEAT" love to my earholes, but I would LOVE to love some "SWEET" love….

  28. Pat_Pending

    I'd be more shocked by the abortion pic if I didn't see dead/mutilated Syrians on Facebook every day because I 'liked' the 'We are all Hamza Alkhateeb' page.

    Humans often don't treat each other very well once they get born.

  29. JustPixelz

    I wonder if fetus head guy has the least concern for how many human heads got detached during the Dubya's war in Iraq. If he's pro-life, he's got to start with the already-born.

  30. iamrrm

    Let me get this straight, choice is abortion. So when I went with GEICO instead of Progressive, abortion.

  31. CommieLibunatic

    While I am pro-choice, that doesn't make me ANTI-life.

    A friend of mine had a baby about a month ago, and I hate to say it but it was against my expectations. The reason for that is because she's had fertility problems for a while thanks to ovarian cysts and other problems (being a cartoonist/illustrator, she actually drew a quick comic about it. Set in SPACE-ACE-ace-echo-echo-echo). But she had a little boy against the odds and my pessimism, and I've been giddier about it than I would've thought. Makes me think about the idea of creating my own little derpy quasi-clone of myself.

    So don't go and accuse me of "worshiping death," you gut-wrenching teahadis. It's not like we enjoy abortions. I even feel bad killing soldiers in Metal Gear, and those guys are too dumb to live. If you truly gave even two fucks about life, you'd teach about contraception to prevent the creation of a life that nobody asked for.

    Now if you'll excuse me, I need to take a nap. That much non-snark really wears you out.

    1. JohnnyQuick

      Is Abortion Man going to take that same sign outside of Church's* to protest miscarriages? What a wimp, afraid of God.

      *(Church's Fried Chicken, of course).

  32. Eve8Apples

    The guy with the "Communist Demon Rat Snake Abortion Sodom" sign is creepy skinny and has those dark vacant eyes. Would someone please give him a sandwich? I don't think he has eaten for months. No wonder he's delusional.

    1. Blueb4sinrise

      Make one for me too, willya.

      At which point, Blue logged- out, shut down the pc, and hid in the shed next to the alley.

  33. Mittens Howell, III

    Tin-Foil Pot Pie Recipe

    Ingredients:

    communist
    demon rat
    snake
    abhor tion
    sodom

    Mix well and cover with tin-foil

    Bake in an extremely hot oven, or Chris Christie's boxer shorts, for 45 minutes.

    Garnish with one empty chair.

    Serve to group of angry white folk .

  34. MonkeyMotion

    communist, demon, rat, snake, abhor tion, sodom

    Five out of six correct!

    Well, at least one teabagger can spell at 8th grade level.

  35. IonaTrailer

    In related news, Todd Akin is now claiming breast milk cures homosexuality.
    Lesbians, however, can be cured by drinking something else.

  36. IonaTrailer

    OT: Eddie Murphy: "Paul Ryan is a fucking joke. First of all. Everyone's talking about how sexy he is. Oh he so sexy. Oh he so sexy. I guarantee you – I get more pussy than Paul Ryan. OK? I got more pussy last night than Paul Ryan's got in his entire life. Paul Ryan is the kind of mutherfucker who fucked his sister's hot friend once in high school and hasn't shut the fuck up about it in thirty years. He's walking around acting like he's some big man. Meanwhile she's married, has four kids and is fatter than Jessica Simpson. And of course I don't understand why anyone would want to fuck Paul Ryan in the first place. Small forehead. Big ears. He looks like an evil version of Santa's Elf. Like some fucked-up demented elf that climbs in your chimney, takes all your Christmas presents and gives them to rich kids."

  37. 05c40

    My favorite scene in Charlotte this week involved the street preacher at Trade and Tryon Streets. All week they have been screaming into microphones about how if you are a Democrat, you're going to Hell. Today's variation on that theme was on the evils of the Gay, complete with the preacher's lackey showing how the male ends of extension cords wouldn't fit together. I was fixing to leave when, right in front of that preacher going on about the Gay, two young women walked up. I'm not saying these two women were gay, but one of them had a lot of tattoos and a Mohawk and they were holding hands. And those two women proceeded to kiss one another right there in front of that preacher fellow who was bellowing into the microphone. Well that preacher wasn't about to let two women kissing disrupt him from letting folks know about the Gay. But I do think he had a bit of carnel desire in his heart when he glanced down at those two women kissing.

  38. IonaTrailer

    Not to beat this into the ground, (I love me some Eddy Murphy) but then he said:
    "You know I've been very successful in my life, and one thing I've learned is that if you are lucky enough to be successful, you have a responsibilty to help those around you who weren't so lucky. I take care of my family, I take care of my friends. I take care of people I don't even know sometimes – because I know that everything I've been given is a blessing. And Its the same thing with countries. If a country is successful, it has a responsibility to help those that didn't make it . That's a moral obligation – no matter what some dead Russian failed screenwriter says – that's just a moral obligation."

    1. prommie

      Wow! I had no idea he was political, let alone liberal, this is beautiful, where is this from? I haven't paid him much attention since he started doing Black Comedian In Drag movies and cuddling feet, but this is good stuff!

          1. emmelemm

            Also, it took me a minute to figure "Russian failed screenwriter" out. No way Eddie Murphy would turn that phrase.

          2. TavariousChinaSmith

            But he did say, "Kill my landlord," which is tantamount to class warfare (i.e. the Democratic platform), so close enough, right?

  39. LibertyLover

    Just a note to Abortion/abhor tion guys — Know what can prevent those abortions you so abhor? Unencumbered Access to fact based sex education and contraception.

    Also, too, can't you guys work against the rapey/incest men? Supporting the Violence Against Women Act would be a good place to start. Also, too.

  40. mustangsavvy

    Sweat love. The love that dare not speak its name.

    Also – the rat demon sign guy…..dude needs some self esteem classes. Come on now, there's no need to refer to yourself as "Sodom". We all make mistakes dearie!

  41. Dudleydidwrong

    "communist, demon rat, snake, abhor tion, sodom" guy failed the Analogies section of his entrance exam for cosmetology school and his mom told him to carry around this reminder or she wouldn't let him live in the basement any longer.

  42. fartknocker

    Victoria Jackson has a wedding ring? Who ever wakes up laying next to her every morning is probably a very sad person.

  43. LibertyLover

    May I say that Jesus is looking GOOoood for his age. 2000 years can wear on a person. And he's sure rocking those Chinos.

  44. James Michael Curley

    Gave a buddy a call who is in transit to a delegate seminar where Cory Booker will speak and then to the convention center. The two hottest rumors are that there will be a surprise celebrity showing just before the intros to Obama to get a lot of splash from young, popular star faces and that everyone assumes that the Bank of America ticket vetting was badly botched by North Carolina Democratic Party and the effort to screen out malcontents would be too time consuming.
    And its raining but some major storms missed the area.

      1. FakaktaSouth

        When I saw this as a stand-alone comment I thought, what the hell did the janitor from GoodTimes ever do to you? But I'm not gonna get into another argument with you, so just, carry on.

        1. SorosBot

          For a second, I read that as "fucking Booger", and thought that it would be good to see Curtis Armstrong finally getting work again.

      1. James Michael Curley

        Well they showed up with a bunch of beautiful women. I loved Olivia Pope (Kerry Washington) and Scarlet Johansson was nice to look at but appears as dumb and as committed as a bowl of lime green jello. Does she and the convention organizers realize they told the entire country it took five years before she registered to vote?Sue Nivens was my favorite Betty White.

  45. James Michael Curley

    I wish I knew who Victoria Jackson was. I guess worse than being a has-been is being a has-wasn't.

    1. LibertyLover

      You must be a Young. Us Olds know her from some very bad Saturday Night Live a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

      1. James Michael Curley

        Not young, was calculating Medicare eligibility in months, not years, a few days ago.Just totally lost interest in SNL for decades, a period that can best be measured between Jane Curtin ripping open her blouse and Tina Fey as the sexy librarian news reader on week-end update.

        1. LibertyLover

          I hear you, we still watch, that is to say, my spouse watches and I fiddle on the internetz. I will watch Weekend Update and a few of the early skits.

          1. James Michael Curley

            I usually try to remember to watch Weekend Update but often it is placed after one of the weird NYC bands they have been highlighting for the last few years and I see that, switch the channel and forget to go back.

  46. ph7

    Don't tell him, but the beard guy's cross is too small. His feet would touch the ground if he was crucified.

  47. thefrontpage

    We all thought all of the cartoon anvils dropped from the sky and hit people on the head in Tampa, using up this year's allotment of falling anvils! But the gods of insanity must have had a longer plan, and they must have had a few anvils left to drop on people's heads in Charlotte, too!

  48. iburl

    I understand why the sign is labeling Victoria Jackson as a demon rat snake abhor tion sodom, but why communist? He must have meant Anti-communist.

  49. a_pink_poodle

    This is sick! I can't believe what I'm seeing! This isn't a choice, it's a child! And for you to put up giant pictures of naked children? You're attracting the most deviant type of child predator! Right now, preterm necrophiliacs are beating off like frenzied apes to your handiwork, SIR! DON'T YOU BU-BU-BU ME! You knew what you were doing. You could have photoshopped a tasteful one piece swimsuit on that picture but you chose not to because this is how you get your rocks off and I hope you burn in heeeell!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miQ1vnLInZg&t=4m15s

  50. toaster_pastry

    If only the Romans had thought of sticking a caster on the bottom of their crosses. The man at top is clearly an innovator/job creator. =)

  51. glamourdammerung

    I want to know why Flip Benham is out violating his probation instead of hanging out in jail.

  52. hagajim

    Now why would that nice man be carrying around a sign that identifies him as a communist demon-rat, snake who had an abortion? I is confuzed?

  53. Biff

    Muscular Jeebus didn't need a caster on the bottom of his cross.

    Also, Marc Anthony opens the festivities and gets a USA!USA!USA! chant? Our standards are really slipping!

  54. Blueb4sinrise

    Storms and Lightnin' in southern Az. WHAT DID OBAMA KNOW????
    AND WHEN DID HE KNOW IT!

    Also
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  55. cobweb2

    >>live bloog Barry Bamz making sweat love<<?????
    "bloog?" "sweat love?" WTF? Spend a little less time writing while wasted and more time posting pictures of your own sweet self, Stephanie Miller and other unattainable progressive goddesses to inspire ancient male hippie wannabes like myself to get our fat asses to the voting booth.

  56. C_R_Eature

    Thanks, Rebecca, for these annoying/disturbing/hilarious photos.

    1). Does INRI still stand for I'm Nailed Right In? I like to keep up with these things. And, Hey…is that a caster on the bottom of that cross? Shocking! That's something
    Brian of Nazareth would do.

    2). OK, let me get this straight:
    Taxes, Regulations – "Don't Tread On Me!"
    Don't Tread On My Uterus – "MURDER!"
    Is that right?

    3) Man alive! I didn't realize the Joads were still around! Keep On Moving, buddy!

    4). Victoria Jackson! Jeeze, without that stupid bow on her head, she almost doesn't look like one of the Flakes.

    1. Fukui-sanYesOta

      For santafest in SF a couple of years ago (huge pub crawl with everyone dressed as santa… has to be seen to be believed), there was a woman dressed as santa toting a cross (without wheel) with "ORLY?" written on it.

      Couldn't. Stop. Laughing.

      Especially when I later saw the cross bike-locked to a parking meter outside a bar.

    1. SorosBot

      Just remember that, as Fara la Vope pointed out above, it like almost all the anti-choicers supposed abortion photos is certainly fake.

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