Yes we are doing this thing. It is this Saturday, presuming we can find a ride from Charlotte to DC, and we are calling it for 7 p.m. Here is the place:
The Bottom Line
1716 I (Eye) Street NW
Washington DC 20006
202-298-8488
Red Line to Farragut North
Blue and Orange Line to Farragut West
Saturday, September 8 – 7 p.m.
Now if you’ll scuse us, we have a keg to return and some acid to not be on.
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You're still coming to NYC next week, right?
She'd better be. I've been getting liver massages since July.
I hope to make it. Where is it going down?
You mean the drinking or the private after party?
I'm assuming their will be booze, floozies, and coke at both.
Not coke. I'm subject to random drug tests. Which is why Trix's acid thing is something I'm extremely jealous of.
Of course, the fact that I'm schizophrenic…DAMMIT! NO YOU AREN'T! THE DOC TOLD US SO!…leads me to suspect that acid and me would not get along anyway.
Will Liz Glover be the co-hostess with the mostess?
Washington DC? Isn't that where chicken bones litter all the sidewalks?
That's the Red Sox locker room.
Around DuPont Circle we prefer the "free range urban squab."
Will Weigel be there, theoretically?
If Bill Clinton told you to attend this event, you'd do it.
Better yet, invite him along.
No, it's not nice when your wingman takes all the girls home.
Best advice I ever received: always hit on the wingman. ALWAYS.
Nice fucking back, Trix
And another red dress!
Like Bob Dylan said or something: It ain't me.
Then you need to find the red dress broad and kill her* for confusing me
* with votes
LNS4Life
Acid? Rebecca you are our heroin.
Huh?
Peyote attention.
I marijuana but it's hard this early in the morning.
Don't kill the Mesc-anger!
Do you blaze? (Now actually a snide about Glenn B's followers and how they all be trippin'.)
I have the type of personality that would probably like the stuff toooooo much. I stick to my vodka.
She was a day tripper, yeah.
Umm, is there any left over, wink wink, nudge nudge?
Is that you shooting your armpit at another lady?
Pew! Pewpew! Pew!
That shit never gets old. I snork aloud and hear Carl Kasell in my head every. damned. time.
How can you people dance and drink and fornicate like there's no tomorrow? For tomorrow is now!
I draw your attention to Chuck Norris' terrible prophecy – "1000 years of darkies" is upon us.
Peace… God bless…
Chuck's gonna be right about the next four years, after that is anyone's guess…
Damn I wish that I could go to THIS one. Of all the parties, this would be amazing. I don't even care about all the extraneous activities. I just want to figure something out and BE there.
I haven't heard that kind of enthusiasm since Jerry Garcia was alive.
Except the Deadhead version was, "Man! you bring the Zig-Zags?"
no way- Our party was the awesomest- I came from DC to be there
"The Bottom Line"? Of course. Where else could it be.
Always with the buttsechs at Wonkette.
I would have chosen something a little more trendy, like Lost Society or Brixton, but whatever. It IS subway accessible, which is nothing to sneeze at.
I do hope that the Editorix understands that those of us the Central Time Zone want y'all to come on down to Austin (not during ACL or SXSW) and drink with us. I'll even set up an afternoon at the range shooting guns at inanimate objects.
1st and last rounds are on the Fartknocker. And have fun in DC tonight.
Rick Perry is as dumb as a box o' rox. Does that qualify as inanimate?
Hell, yeah! Wonkette Drinky thing in Austin!
This is after the Nats game. I may be drunk. Or still not sober from last night. My favorite Bond movie? "Liver Let Die."
What's with all the blue blazer'd boys? Looks like you are drinking at a fucking yacht club. And bring home the red head. Muy Hotz.
Minority urban youth hotz?
BUCKAROO BANZAI LIBEL!
Why is there a watermelon there?
So what…big deal…
OT: ""Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" has had huge ratings thus far and even scored more viewers among adults 18-49 than the Republican National Convention. The Aug. 29 episode drew nearly 3 million viewers." (HuffPo)
Priorities people!
Make sure you have the Plan B ready.
Are you feeling rapey?
Context.
Exactly. One of the greatest posts in Wonkette history. Too bad the comments were lost in time like tears in the rain.
Did they allow comments in 2006? I go back to the early 2004 but don't remember when commenting started.
Is that Mitt Romney's son Tugboat looking so spiffy? Or Ben Affleck laying the groundwork for his 2028 run? Or just some preppy street meat brought in for the babes?
The Bottom Line sounds like a bar for wide-standing Republicans. What gives?
It does kind of sound like that, doesn't it?
Shit. I had my first date with my wife at the Bottom Line 17 years ago. Then she turned 14. The End.
It's a bummer how few people recognize/remember Late Night Shots. Like Newell's return to Fridays With Peggy, this is a test to see who's been here a while.
I'll be there. What should I wear?
Per Julius Marx: "Meet me in the garden tonight. It'll just be you and the moon. The moon and you. You wear a scarf so I'll know ya"
Red dress?
A condom.
All night? OK, I guess I'm up for it.
Do I really have to find another song about Boston? Very well…
Here she comes now over the skyline
I'm Home again, i'm feeling fine
There's the River Charles and Kenmore Square
I don't want to go anywhere
There's another show, get in the van
To another town to do it all over again
I can't wait to get back Home
To the city streets where I come from
To the Dirty Water of Boston, USA
It's 3 AM and I'm still not done
I could walk these streets till i hit the dawn
You don't know what you've got till it's gone
I know this is where I belong
It looks like it's still early, get some beer
Let's catch the Green Line down to Kenmore Square
Can you tell me where they put the Rat?
To those memories i still look back
To the Dirty Water of Boston, USA
It was a summer night by the Mass Ave Bridge
When i gave that girl a little kiss
She said "I don't think i can see you no more"
I said "If that's the case then I'll carry on
Because the city streets are all there is for me"
Friends come and go but these will always be
I'll take the C-town, Cambridge, all the rest
But i wont take no second best
To the Dirty Water of Boston, USA
Wow. The Standells. I remember when that song came out.
The Ducky Boys, actually. I think you might be thinking of "Dirty Water".
Yes, this I'm guessing the Duckies riffed off it?
They might of, at that. The Standells came first.
LNS = Losers Not Shitfaced
Do we all wear red carnations on our lapels? Any sort of secret handshake?
Kong?
In Atlanta, I had to come in doing cartwheels while singing the Internationale
Ginger just tweeted "probably gonna quit" part true!
Noooooo!
See y'all there.
Why does the east coast get all the fun, anonymous sex?
You know who else wool be there?
Paul Krugman?
It was nice of Adam Sandler to take time out from his busy career to stop by and cut a rug…
I need to know what the likelihood of making out with someone is. These dang DC parties tend to be 4 chicas for one muchacho. I want some prime Wonkette maleness.
Amen sister….we could always go to George in the spirit of LNS but I don't want a hatefuck this particular weekend
I'll take my chances with this crew over George. If there is no male Wonkette hotness, I'll just go home and replay Clinton's speech in my mind.
Goddamnit. You're making me choose between my gay's birthday party and you? Not cool, motherfucker. Not. Cool.
Go for it, Trix! Or as Mittens would say: "Party like it's 1599!".
Liquor.
You need a new method.
I was absinthe the day they gave that class.
I'm glad this party's not way out in some 'bourbon the way to Dulles or something. Being too far from a Metro stop would scotch the deal, for me.
Hmmm…yes, they used to because I remember commenting on that hot mess.
Wonkette does not allow comments.
At least you'd have the mushroom to yourself, you sillycybin
I took a long time to get on board.
Feel good wonk of the summer.
I believe the proper term is "in the tank."
Winner!
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