HOT MESS  11:02 am September 6, 2012

We Will Have This Party In DC, It Will Be So Great, We Will Call It ‘Late Night Shots’

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Original Gangsters, Late Night Shots
Yes we are doing this thing. It is this Saturday, presuming we can find a ride from Charlotte to DC, and we are calling it for 7 p.m. Here is the place:

The Bottom Line
1716 I (Eye) Street NW
Washington DC 20006
202-298-8488
Red Line to Farragut North
Blue and Orange Line to Farragut West
Saturday, September 8 – 7 p.m.

Now if you’ll scuse us, we have a keg to return and some acid to not be on.

 
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nounverb911 September 6, 2012 at 11:04 am

You're still coming to NYC next week, right?

actor212 September 6, 2012 at 11:08 am

She'd better be. I've been getting liver massages since July.

IncenseDebate September 6, 2012 at 11:24 am

I hope to make it. Where is it going down?

actor212 September 6, 2012 at 11:37 am

You mean the drinking or the private after party?

IncenseDebate September 6, 2012 at 11:52 am

I'm assuming their will be booze, floozies, and coke at both.

actor212 September 6, 2012 at 12:15 pm

Not coke. I'm subject to random drug tests. Which is why Trix's acid thing is something I'm extremely jealous of.

Of course, the fact that I'm schizophrenic…DAMMIT! NO YOU AREN'T! THE DOC TOLD US SO!…leads me to suspect that acid and me would not get along anyway.

weejee September 6, 2012 at 11:04 am

Will Liz Glover be the co-hostess with the mostess?

ChernobylSoup September 6, 2012 at 11:04 am

Washington DC? Isn't that where chicken bones litter all the sidewalks?

nounverb911 September 6, 2012 at 11:05 am

That's the Red Sox locker room.

SigDeFlyinMonky September 6, 2012 at 11:34 am

Around DuPont Circle we prefer the "free range urban squab."

Lucidamente1 September 6, 2012 at 11:05 am

Will Weigel be there, theoretically?

ChernobylSoup September 6, 2012 at 11:07 am

If Bill Clinton told you to attend this event, you'd do it.

actor212 September 6, 2012 at 11:10 am

Better yet, invite him along.

ChernobylSoup September 6, 2012 at 11:20 am

No, it's not nice when your wingman takes all the girls home.

MissTaken September 6, 2012 at 11:44 am

Best advice I ever received: always hit on the wingman. ALWAYS.

actor212 September 6, 2012 at 11:08 am

Nice fucking back, Trix

Isyaignert September 6, 2012 at 11:49 am

And another red dress!

commiegirl99 September 6, 2012 at 12:12 pm

Like Bob Dylan said or something: It ain't me.

actor212 September 6, 2012 at 12:14 pm

Then you need to find the red dress broad and kill her* for confusing me

* with votes

1stNewtontheMoon September 6, 2012 at 11:08 am

LNS4Life

Jus_Wonderin September 6, 2012 at 11:09 am

Acid? Rebecca you are our heroin.

rickmaci September 6, 2012 at 11:11 am

Huh?

actor212 September 6, 2012 at 11:15 am

Peyote attention.

rickmaci September 6, 2012 at 11:18 am

I marijuana but it's hard this early in the morning.

Sharkey September 6, 2012 at 11:22 am

Don't kill the Mesc-anger!

SigDeFlyinMonky September 6, 2012 at 11:37 am

Do you blaze? (Now actually a snide about Glenn B's followers and how they all be trippin'.)

Jus_Wonderin September 6, 2012 at 11:40 am

I have the type of personality that would probably like the stuff toooooo much. I stick to my vodka.

Boojum September 6, 2012 at 1:36 pm

She was a day tripper, yeah.

Sharkey September 6, 2012 at 11:09 am

Umm, is there any left over, wink wink, nudge nudge?

Not_So_Much September 6, 2012 at 11:11 am

Is that you shooting your armpit at another lady?

actor212 September 6, 2012 at 11:16 am

Pew! Pewpew! Pew!

Not_So_Much September 6, 2012 at 12:30 pm

That shit never gets old. I snork aloud and hear Carl Kasell in my head every. damned. time.

SaintRond September 6, 2012 at 11:11 am

How can you people dance and drink and fornicate like there's no tomorrow? For tomorrow is now!

I draw your attention to Chuck Norris' terrible prophecy – "1000 years of darkies" is upon us.

Peace… God bless…

kittensdontlie September 6, 2012 at 1:23 pm

Chuck's gonna be right about the next four years, after that is anyone's guess…

FakaktaSouth September 6, 2012 at 11:12 am

Damn I wish that I could go to THIS one. Of all the parties, this would be amazing. I don't even care about all the extraneous activities. I just want to figure something out and BE there.

gullywompr September 6, 2012 at 11:44 am

I haven't heard that kind of enthusiasm since Jerry Garcia was alive.

James Michael Curley September 7, 2012 at 9:38 am

Except the Deadhead version was, "Man! you bring the Zig-Zags?"

finallyhappy September 6, 2012 at 7:44 pm

no way- Our party was the awesomest- I came from DC to be there

rickmaci September 6, 2012 at 11:12 am

"The Bottom Line"? Of course. Where else could it be.

HistoriCat September 6, 2012 at 1:25 pm

Always with the buttsechs at Wonkette.

bureaucrap September 6, 2012 at 11:12 am

I would have chosen something a little more trendy, like Lost Society or Brixton, but whatever. It IS subway accessible, which is nothing to sneeze at.

fartknocker September 6, 2012 at 11:13 am

I do hope that the Editorix understands that those of us the Central Time Zone want y'all to come on down to Austin (not during ACL or SXSW) and drink with us. I'll even set up an afternoon at the range shooting guns at inanimate objects.

1st and last rounds are on the Fartknocker. And have fun in DC tonight.

Jus_Wonderin September 6, 2012 at 11:15 am

Rick Perry is as dumb as a box o' rox. Does that qualify as inanimate?

MosesInvests September 6, 2012 at 3:50 pm

Hell, yeah! Wonkette Drinky thing in Austin!

EatsBabyDingos September 6, 2012 at 11:15 am

This is after the Nats game. I may be drunk. Or still not sober from last night. My favorite Bond movie? "Liver Let Die."

rickmaci September 6, 2012 at 11:17 am

What's with all the blue blazer'd boys? Looks like you are drinking at a fucking yacht club. And bring home the red head. Muy Hotz.

Jus_Wonderin September 6, 2012 at 11:24 am

Minority urban youth hotz?

actor212 September 6, 2012 at 11:24 am

BUCKAROO BANZAI LIBEL!

James Michael Curley September 6, 2012 at 11:50 am

Why is there a watermelon there?

jqheywood September 6, 2012 at 12:59 pm

So what…big deal…

IonaTrailer September 6, 2012 at 11:18 am

OT: ""Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" has had huge ratings thus far and even scored more viewers among adults 18-49 than the Republican National Convention. The Aug. 29 episode drew nearly 3 million viewers." (HuffPo)

Priorities people!

ManchuCandidate September 6, 2012 at 11:20 am

Make sure you have the Plan B ready.

IonaTrailer September 6, 2012 at 11:21 am

Are you feeling rapey?

Guppy September 6, 2012 at 11:40 am
ManchuCandidate September 6, 2012 at 11:41 am

Exactly. One of the greatest posts in Wonkette history. Too bad the comments were lost in time like tears in the rain.

James Michael Curley September 6, 2012 at 12:04 pm

Did they allow comments in 2006? I go back to the early 2004 but don't remember when commenting started.

RRoccoco September 6, 2012 at 11:21 am

Is that Mitt Romney's son Tugboat looking so spiffy? Or Ben Affleck laying the groundwork for his 2028 run? Or just some preppy street meat brought in for the babes?

The Bottom Line sounds like a bar for wide-standing Republicans. What gives?

emmelemm September 6, 2012 at 12:42 pm

It does kind of sound like that, doesn't it?

Buzz Feedback September 6, 2012 at 11:25 am

Shit. I had my first date with my wife at the Bottom Line 17 years ago. Then she turned 14. The End.

iTuna September 6, 2012 at 11:27 am

It's a bummer how few people recognize/remember Late Night Shots. Like Newell's return to Fridays With Peggy, this is a test to see who's been here a while.

gullywompr September 6, 2012 at 11:29 am

I'll be there. What should I wear?

FlownOver September 6, 2012 at 11:37 am

Per Julius Marx: "Meet me in the garden tonight. It'll just be you and the moon. The moon and you. You wear a scarf so I'll know ya"

emmelemm September 6, 2012 at 12:19 pm

Red dress?

Biff September 6, 2012 at 12:43 pm

A condom.

gullywompr September 6, 2012 at 12:52 pm

All night? OK, I guess I'm up for it.

Estproph September 6, 2012 at 11:30 am

Do I really have to find another song about Boston? Very well…

Here she comes now over the skyline
I'm Home again, i'm feeling fine
There's the River Charles and Kenmore Square
I don't want to go anywhere
There's another show, get in the van
To another town to do it all over again
I can't wait to get back Home
To the city streets where I come from
To the Dirty Water of Boston, USA
It's 3 AM and I'm still not done
I could walk these streets till i hit the dawn
You don't know what you've got till it's gone
I know this is where I belong
It looks like it's still early, get some beer
Let's catch the Green Line down to Kenmore Square
Can you tell me where they put the Rat?
To those memories i still look back
To the Dirty Water of Boston, USA
It was a summer night by the Mass Ave Bridge
When i gave that girl a little kiss
She said "I don't think i can see you no more"
I said "If that's the case then I'll carry on
Because the city streets are all there is for me"
Friends come and go but these will always be
I'll take the C-town, Cambridge, all the rest
But i wont take no second best
To the Dirty Water of Boston, USA

actor212 September 6, 2012 at 11:34 am

Wow. The Standells. I remember when that song came out.

Estproph September 6, 2012 at 11:49 am

The Ducky Boys, actually. I think you might be thinking of "Dirty Water".

actor212 September 6, 2012 at 12:13 pm

Yes, this I'm guessing the Duckies riffed off it?

Estproph September 6, 2012 at 12:33 pm

They might of, at that. The Standells came first.

Sharkey September 6, 2012 at 11:32 am

LNS = Losers Not Shitfaced

Terry September 6, 2012 at 11:40 am

Do we all wear red carnations on our lapels? Any sort of secret handshake?

bobbert September 6, 2012 at 3:00 pm

Kong?

finallyhappy September 6, 2012 at 7:46 pm

In Atlanta, I had to come in doing cartwheels while singing the Internationale

actor212 September 6, 2012 at 11:40 am

Ginger just tweeted "probably gonna quit" part true!

HistoriCat September 6, 2012 at 1:28 pm

Noooooo!

4TheTurnstiles September 6, 2012 at 11:45 am

See y'all there.

Lionel[redacted]Esq September 6, 2012 at 12:38 pm

Why does the east coast get all the fun, anonymous sex?

RadioX September 6, 2012 at 1:30 pm

You know who else wool be there?

DahBoner September 6, 2012 at 2:47 pm

Paul Krugman?

DahBoner September 6, 2012 at 2:46 pm

It was nice of Adam Sandler to take time out from his busy career to stop by and cut a rug…

ColHeightsChic September 6, 2012 at 3:15 pm

I need to know what the likelihood of making out with someone is. These dang DC parties tend to be 4 chicas for one muchacho. I want some prime Wonkette maleness.

wsbloodystump September 6, 2012 at 4:02 pm

Amen sister….we could always go to George in the spirit of LNS but I don't want a hatefuck this particular weekend

ColHeightsChic September 6, 2012 at 4:11 pm

I'll take my chances with this crew over George. If there is no male Wonkette hotness, I'll just go home and replay Clinton's speech in my mind.

smashaduck September 6, 2012 at 3:53 pm

Goddamnit. You're making me choose between my gay's birthday party and you? Not cool, motherfucker. Not. Cool.

ttommyunger September 7, 2012 at 8:22 am

Go for it, Trix! Or as Mittens would say: "Party like it's 1599!".

Jus_Wonderin September 6, 2012 at 11:23 am

Liquor.

Estproph September 6, 2012 at 11:27 am

You need a new method.

Jus_Wonderin September 6, 2012 at 11:37 am

I was absinthe the day they gave that class.

Lascauxcaveman September 6, 2012 at 12:37 pm

I'm glad this party's not way out in some 'bourbon the way to Dulles or something. Being too far from a Metro stop would scotch the deal, for me.

CrankyLttlCamperette September 6, 2012 at 12:39 pm

Hmmm…yes, they used to because I remember commenting on that hot mess.

HistoriCat September 6, 2012 at 1:26 pm

Wonkette does not allow comments.

Boojum September 6, 2012 at 1:35 pm

At least you'd have the mushroom to yourself, you sillycybin

James Michael Curley September 6, 2012 at 2:45 pm

James Michael Curley September 6, 2012 at 2:58 pm

I took a long time to get on board.

horsedreamer_1 September 6, 2012 at 6:46 pm

Feel good wonk of the summer.

Guppy September 6, 2012 at 7:17 pm

I believe the proper term is "in the tank."

HistoriCat September 7, 2012 at 7:47 am

Winner!

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