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We Will Have This Party In DC, It Will Be So Great, We Will Call It ‘Late Night Shots’

Original Gangsters, Late Night Shots
Yes we are doing this thing. It is this Saturday, presuming we can find a ride from Charlotte to DC, and we are calling it for 7 p.m. Here is the place:

The Bottom Line
1716 I (Eye) Street NW
Washington DC 20006
202-298-8488
Red Line to Farragut North
Blue and Orange Line to Farragut West
Saturday, September 8 – 7 p.m.

Now if you’ll scuse us, we have a keg to return and some acid to not be on.

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  • nounverb911

    You're still coming to NYC next week, right?

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      She'd better be. I've been getting liver massages since July.

    • IncenseDebate

      I hope to make it. Where is it going down?

      • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

        You mean the drinking or the private after party?

        • IncenseDebate

          I'm assuming their will be booze, floozies, and coke at both.

          • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

            Not coke. I'm subject to random drug tests. Which is why Trix's acid thing is something I'm extremely jealous of.

            Of course, the fact that I'm schizophrenic…DAMMIT! NO YOU AREN'T! THE DOC TOLD US SO!…leads me to suspect that acid and me would not get along anyway.

  • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

    Will Liz Glover be the co-hostess with the mostess?

  • ChernobylSoup

    Washington DC? Isn't that where chicken bones litter all the sidewalks?

    • nounverb911

      That's the Red Sox locker room.

      • SigDeFlyinMonky

        Around DuPont Circle we prefer the "free range urban squab."

  • Lucidamente1

    Will Weigel be there, theoretically?

  • ChernobylSoup

    If Bill Clinton told you to attend this event, you'd do it.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Better yet, invite him along.

      • ChernobylSoup

        No, it's not nice when your wingman takes all the girls home.

        • MissTaken

          Best advice I ever received: always hit on the wingman. ALWAYS.

  • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

    Nice fucking back, Trix

    • Isyaignert

      And another red dress!

    • commiegirl99

      Like Bob Dylan said or something: It ain't me.

      • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

        Then you need to find the red dress broad and kill her* for confusing me

        * with votes

  • 1stNewtontheMoon

    LNS4Life

  • Jus_Wonderin

    Acid? Rebecca you are our heroin.

    • rickmaci

      Huh?

      • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

        Peyote attention.

        • rickmaci

          I marijuana but it's hard this early in the morning.

          • http://wonkette.com/ Sharkey

            Don't kill the Mesc-anger!

          • Jus_Wonderin

            Liquor.

          • Estproph

            You need a new method.

          • Jus_Wonderin

            I was absinthe the day they gave that class.

          • Lascauxcaveman

            I'm glad this party's not way out in some 'bourbon the way to Dulles or something. Being too far from a Metro stop would scotch the deal, for me.

          • Boojum

            At least you'd have the mushroom to yourself, you sillycybin

          • horsedreamer_1

            Feel good wonk of the summer.

    • SigDeFlyinMonky

      Do you blaze? (Now actually a snide about Glenn B's followers and how they all be trippin'.)

      • Jus_Wonderin

        I have the type of personality that would probably like the stuff toooooo much. I stick to my vodka.

    • Boojum

      She was a day tripper, yeah.

  • http://wonkette.com/ Sharkey

    Umm, is there any left over, wink wink, nudge nudge?

  • Not_So_Much

    Is that you shooting your armpit at another lady?

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Pew! Pewpew! Pew!

      • Not_So_Much

        That shit never gets old. I snork aloud and hear Carl Kasell in my head every. damned. time.

  • SaintRond

    How can you people dance and drink and fornicate like there's no tomorrow? For tomorrow is now!

    I draw your attention to Chuck Norris' terrible prophecy – "1000 years of darkies" is upon us.

    Peace… God bless…

    • kittensdontlie

      Chuck's gonna be right about the next four years, after that is anyone's guess…

  • FakaktaSouth

    Damn I wish that I could go to THIS one. Of all the parties, this would be amazing. I don't even care about all the extraneous activities. I just want to figure something out and BE there.

    • gullywompr

      I haven't heard that kind of enthusiasm since Jerry Garcia was alive.

      • James Michael Curley

        Except the Deadhead version was, "Man! you bring the Zig-Zags?"

    • finallyhappy

      no way- Our party was the awesomest- I came from DC to be there

  • rickmaci

    "The Bottom Line"? Of course. Where else could it be.

    • HistoriCat

      Always with the buttsechs at Wonkette.

  • bureaucrap

    I would have chosen something a little more trendy, like Lost Society or Brixton, but whatever. It IS subway accessible, which is nothing to sneeze at.

  • fartknocker

    I do hope that the Editorix understands that those of us the Central Time Zone want y'all to come on down to Austin (not during ACL or SXSW) and drink with us. I'll even set up an afternoon at the range shooting guns at inanimate objects.

    1st and last rounds are on the Fartknocker. And have fun in DC tonight.

    • Jus_Wonderin

      Rick Perry is as dumb as a box o' rox. Does that qualify as inanimate?

    • MosesInvests

      Hell, yeah! Wonkette Drinky thing in Austin!

  • EatsBabyDingos

    This is after the Nats game. I may be drunk. Or still not sober from last night. My favorite Bond movie? "Liver Let Die."

  • rickmaci

    What's with all the blue blazer'd boys? Looks like you are drinking at a fucking yacht club. And bring home the red head. Muy Hotz.

    • Jus_Wonderin

      Minority urban youth hotz?

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      BUCKAROO BANZAI LIBEL!

      • James Michael Curley

        Why is there a watermelon there?

        • jqheywood

          So what…big deal…

  • IonaTrailer

    OT: ""Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" has had huge ratings thus far and even scored more viewers among adults 18-49 than the Republican National Convention. The Aug. 29 episode drew nearly 3 million viewers." (HuffPo)

    Priorities people!

  • http://www.wonkette.com ManchuCandidate

    Make sure you have the Plan B ready.

    • IonaTrailer

      Are you feeling rapey?

      • Guppy
        • http://www.wonkette.com ManchuCandidate

          Exactly. One of the greatest posts in Wonkette history. Too bad the comments were lost in time like tears in the rain.

          • James Michael Curley

            Did they allow comments in 2006? I go back to the early 2004 but don't remember when commenting started.

          • CrankyLttlCamperette

            Hmmm…yes, they used to because I remember commenting on that hot mess.

          • James Michael Curley

            I took a long time to get on board.

          • Guppy

            I believe the proper term is "in the tank."

          • HistoriCat

            Wonkette does not allow comments.

          • James Michael Curley
          • HistoriCat

            Winner!

  • RRoccoco

    Is that Mitt Romney's son Tugboat looking so spiffy? Or Ben Affleck laying the groundwork for his 2028 run? Or just some preppy street meat brought in for the babes?

    The Bottom Line sounds like a bar for wide-standing Republicans. What gives?

    • emmelemm

      It does kind of sound like that, doesn't it?

  • Buzz Feedback

    Shit. I had my first date with my wife at the Bottom Line 17 years ago. Then she turned 14. The End.

  • iTuna

    It's a bummer how few people recognize/remember Late Night Shots. Like Newell's return to Fridays With Peggy, this is a test to see who's been here a while.

  • gullywompr

    I'll be there. What should I wear?

    • http://www.wonkette.com/ FlownOver

      Per Julius Marx: "Meet me in the garden tonight. It'll just be you and the moon. The moon and you. You wear a scarf so I'll know ya"

    • emmelemm

      Red dress?

    • Biff

      A condom.

      • gullywompr

        All night? OK, I guess I'm up for it.

  • Estproph

    Do I really have to find another song about Boston? Very well…

    Here she comes now over the skyline
    I'm Home again, i'm feeling fine
    There's the River Charles and Kenmore Square
    I don't want to go anywhere
    There's another show, get in the van
    To another town to do it all over again
    I can't wait to get back Home
    To the city streets where I come from
    To the Dirty Water of Boston, USA
    It's 3 AM and I'm still not done
    I could walk these streets till i hit the dawn
    You don't know what you've got till it's gone
    I know this is where I belong
    It looks like it's still early, get some beer
    Let's catch the Green Line down to Kenmore Square
    Can you tell me where they put the Rat?
    To those memories i still look back
    To the Dirty Water of Boston, USA
    It was a summer night by the Mass Ave Bridge
    When i gave that girl a little kiss
    She said "I don't think i can see you no more"
    I said "If that's the case then I'll carry on
    Because the city streets are all there is for me"
    Friends come and go but these will always be
    I'll take the C-town, Cambridge, all the rest
    But i wont take no second best
    To the Dirty Water of Boston, USA

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Wow. The Standells. I remember when that song came out.

      • Estproph

        The Ducky Boys, actually. I think you might be thinking of "Dirty Water".

        • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

          Yes, this I'm guessing the Duckies riffed off it?

          • Estproph

            They might of, at that. The Standells came first.

  • http://wonkette.com/ Sharkey

    LNS = Losers Not Shitfaced

  • Terry

    Do we all wear red carnations on our lapels? Any sort of secret handshake?

    • bobbert

      Kong?

    • finallyhappy

      In Atlanta, I had to come in doing cartwheels while singing the Internationale

  • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

    Ginger just tweeted "probably gonna quit" part true!

    • HistoriCat

      Noooooo!

  • http://for-the-turnstiles.blogspot.com 4TheTurnstiles

    See y'all there.

  • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

    Why does the east coast get all the fun, anonymous sex?

  • RadioX

    You know who else wool be there?

    • DahBoner

      Paul Krugman?

  • DahBoner

    It was nice of Adam Sandler to take time out from his busy career to stop by and cut a rug…

  • ColHeightsChic

    I need to know what the likelihood of making out with someone is. These dang DC parties tend to be 4 chicas for one muchacho. I want some prime Wonkette maleness.

    • http://www.wonkette.com wsbloodystump

      Amen sister….we could always go to George in the spirit of LNS but I don't want a hatefuck this particular weekend

      • ColHeightsChic

        I'll take my chances with this crew over George. If there is no male Wonkette hotness, I'll just go home and replay Clinton's speech in my mind.

  • smashaduck

    Goddamnit. You're making me choose between my gay's birthday party and you? Not cool, motherfucker. Not. Cool.

  • ttommyunger

    Go for it, Trix! Or as Mittens would say: "Party like it's 1599!".