HOT PIX  9:09 am September 4, 2012

A Children’s Treasury Of Dancing And Hijinks From Your Atlanta Drinky Thing

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

TTommy, your wife is callingAtlanta, dear Wonkadoos, was a compleat treat. About a dozen hardy lovers came from all over the South — one young miss from Birmingham! — to drink our beer and eat our vittles. And every one a peach! As usual, we will not be identifying the beautiful peoples in our party pix, but they may do so if they choose, in the comments. EXCEPT! We will ID TTommyUnger, who is the sexy old beast in the black mustache, because we must talk about his wife! Now. You never know what’s going to happen when someone brings a wife. Maybe she will be unhappy with our crude, vulgar, libtard ways! Sure, he hangs out in biker bars, but maybe they lead separate lives and she knits muffins with her High Baptist Ladies Auxiliary (we understand this is what they do in the genteel South). Nope. Melanie proceeded to regale us with tales of waving her titanium .38 at any ol’ motherfuckers who wanted to cut her off in traffic, and also some good ones about Jimmy Carter at church. So Melanie is our newest lady love, and she’s packing heat. Party people after the jump!

 

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{ 187 comments }

Dr_Zoidberg September 4, 2012 at 9:14 am

Looks very interesting, but what about ZOIDBERG?!

ManchuCandidate September 4, 2012 at 9:24 am

Stink gland is stinky. And your table manners leave something to be desired. Also that whole invasion of Earth thing because you ate the flag, not appreciated. I have still have scars from the Mobile Oppression Palace.

Dr_Zoidberg September 4, 2012 at 9:27 am

Hoorya! People are paying attention to me!

Spurning Beer September 4, 2012 at 11:21 am

All the killing and enslavement were schmutzing up the freedom lesson.

GhostBuggy September 4, 2012 at 10:21 am

Don't worry, they ate plenty of Dr. Newberg. I mean, Lobster Zoidberg. I mean, Dr. Zoidberg.

no_gravity September 4, 2012 at 9:14 am

So I'm sure you Atlanta peepsies think you're so cool because you went to a place that had walls. Well, we don't need no stinkin' walls in Tampa and they just blow down anyway.

Baconzgood September 4, 2012 at 9:16 am

Chicks that pack heat rock!

actor212 September 4, 2012 at 10:56 am

Clearly, you've never offended one.

BerkeleyBear September 4, 2012 at 11:41 am

Yeah, even if they don't actually go for the weapon, they tend to be a little edgy (see my college roommate coming home with glass in his skull from the lady cop he was dating).

Weenus299 September 4, 2012 at 9:18 am

have one in Columbia, SC, so I can be the only person. Something cheap, like in a Mack Donald's playplace or better, the Art Bar.

Terry September 4, 2012 at 9:34 am

Aw, go upscale for the night and hit someplace in Five Points. Yesterday's was fun back in the mid-80's when I lived in Columbia.

Weenus299 September 5, 2012 at 1:25 pm

Yesterday's is hit and miss. The black bean burger is OK, but the chicken parmesan is dried out, gristly and tastelss.

Terry September 4, 2012 at 9:35 am

Is Group Therapy still there? I fell through a little stage they used to have in the back room one night after a few drinks.

Weenus299 September 5, 2012 at 1:25 pm

Yes it's still there. And the bathrooms will make you vomit on top of the vomit that's already laying in the clogged toilet.

Mumbletypeg September 4, 2012 at 9:50 am

I was gonna ask about Goat Feathers which I thought served as coffee bar *and* also poured brew. I never visited when I lived there but noticed you could drink alchohol at the tables outside on the sidewalk — something that is forbidden here at downtown Richmond restaurant-bars unless they install a railing around.. which is more trouble than worthwhile for most.

Weenus299 September 5, 2012 at 1:26 pm

It's still there too, pouring about million different brews, and coffee. A quirky place to get wasted.

ManchuCandidate September 4, 2012 at 9:19 am

The dots on the polka dot dress keep following me around the room. Or it's the boobs. Either way, I'm glad you guys had fun.

KeepFnThatChicken September 4, 2012 at 9:22 am

I would totally hang out with TTommyUnger. I have no doubt that he was the king of the room.

freakishlywrong September 4, 2012 at 9:25 am

I just pictured him looking exactly like that, right?

KeepFnThatChicken September 4, 2012 at 9:33 am

UNCANNY, ENNIT?!

FakaktaSouth September 4, 2012 at 9:53 am

Actually as amazing as TTommy is, and we all already knew this, HIS WIFE was the QUEEN. She is HILARIOUS, and smart and sassy and I am so glad to know a couple like them exists in the world. They give me hope.

DemmeFatale September 4, 2012 at 10:42 am

I just knew his wife would be an awesome, sassy, ass kicking gal!

Boojum September 4, 2012 at 11:17 am

Honeychile, we need to have 'nother one, even if Becca can't come. It was much too much fun.

ttommyunger September 5, 2012 at 10:04 am

You are too kind; now if I could just remember how to hang out….

Beowoof September 4, 2012 at 9:22 am

Way too many hot women for me, I am old and my heart is fluttering from the pics.

iamrrm September 4, 2012 at 9:22 am

Faptastic!

thatsitfortheother1 September 4, 2012 at 9:22 am

I hate you, Tommy!

;-)

ttommyunger September 5, 2012 at 10:05 am

I hates myself, that why I Wonk.

Barbara_ September 4, 2012 at 9:23 am

These people gathered and managed to make this venue the best looking place in all of Atlanta that night.

FakaktaSouth September 4, 2012 at 9:58 am

I love you. It was lovely, and Becs is my new knife fight partner forever. If I am ever lost on the streets of Atlanta (the 4 Seasons should be bigger) I only want for it to be with her.

Barbara_ September 4, 2012 at 10:05 am

Tommy sent the pictures of you and the dazzling brunette while the party was going on. I wanted to be there and to meet you both right that minute.

FakaktaSouth September 4, 2012 at 10:11 am

Oh I cannot tell you how much I wish you were there! I missed a few of my people, but it was very very nice.

Barbara_ September 4, 2012 at 11:21 am

You are so lovely, thanks!
I rented a vacation home just outside of Atlanta for next month. Let's hook up.

Pragmatist2 September 4, 2012 at 9:24 am

Well, I guess there is no need to request more girl-on-girl pictures.

JackDempsey1 September 4, 2012 at 9:24 am

Pet Peeve for IMG 0117:

Mr. Euclid declares that circular tables pushed together don't really create a unified surface.
Unless what you were trying to do is recreate the logo for the '96 Olympics, in which case BAH, BAH ba ba ba BAH ba, BAH BAH ba BAH

Baconzgood September 4, 2012 at 9:28 am

Did you notice that there is a big ass table in the backround that's totally empty?

Terry September 4, 2012 at 9:36 am

It's reserved for the Holy Spirit.

Biff September 4, 2012 at 9:32 am

It's a living Venn diagram, duh!

thatsitfortheother1 September 4, 2012 at 9:42 am

Some chicks wear polka dots. All chicks smell good. Therefore, polka dots are hot.

I had a hard time with that class.

Guppy September 4, 2012 at 10:14 am

Mr. Euclid declares that circular tables pushed together don't really create a unified surface.

I'm sure the state legislature says otherwise. Jesus himself probably squared a circle or two.

sullivanst September 4, 2012 at 12:02 pm

The church sure tries it a lot. Or at least, the masons do.

freakishlywrong September 4, 2012 at 9:28 am

You look deliciously hammered Becs. Glad to see it. Balloon Juice posted a nice pic as well, (from the convention)

Texan_Bulldog September 4, 2012 at 9:39 am

Somehow I did not picture John Cole looking like that. The comments are hilarious over there, too.

freakishlywrong September 4, 2012 at 9:42 am

They love us! They really love us!

thatsitfortheother1 September 4, 2012 at 9:28 am

OBTW, editrix, let me know if you need any help getting that Wonkette sticker off…

BaldarTFlagass September 4, 2012 at 9:29 am

Good thing TTommy isn't sporting the goatbeard to go with the cool 'stache, or he'd be "twin separated at birth" with old Walter White.

Chet Kincaid_ September 4, 2012 at 9:43 am

I see ttommy as more of a Mike Ehrmantraut.

ttommyunger September 5, 2012 at 10:06 am

Have you ever seen Walter and I in the same room together? Think about it….

Mumbletypeg September 4, 2012 at 9:30 am

Gunplay and all, I love to tell hear the story.. But the lady shown on the right in Pic #5, her tee shirt I can just make out an image of our Prez doing a fist jab which reminds me what puts the 'action' in "action figures."

finallyhappy September 4, 2012 at 9:38 am

It is the Prez punching a zombie-and he is my only hope for the zombie apocalypse

freakishlywrong September 4, 2012 at 9:43 am

Actually, I feel like we're being overrun by Orcs. But, yeah, they're Zombies as well. Orc Zombies. Holy shit.

Mumbletypeg September 4, 2012 at 9:45 am

I'm guessing that's you, then? Way to go! I had the impression you were at one time a Virginian, or else dotted back & forth with various gigs in different locales in the south.

finallyhappy September 4, 2012 at 10:09 am

Worked in virginia the last 15 years before retiring 2.5 years ago

Limeylizzie September 4, 2012 at 9:31 am

Next week you Wonketteers will have to imagine Rebecca and I in our jammies hanging out together in NYC as she will be sleeping on my couch, or in my bed if things heat up.

Barbara_ September 4, 2012 at 9:34 am

I can't believe my gal pals are cheating on me like this and rubbing it in.

Limeylizzie September 4, 2012 at 9:38 am

We'll Skype you.

Barbara_ September 4, 2012 at 9:40 am

I would love that, thanks!

thatsitfortheother1 September 4, 2012 at 9:34 am

I hate you AND Tommy…

prommie September 4, 2012 at 10:05 am

Ahem. Excuse me? When is this? And why have I not been invited?

Limeylizzie September 4, 2012 at 10:11 am

I get back next week, I was going to get in touch with you once the jet-lag had subsided. I assume we will all go and play , are you in good shape for that?

prommie September 4, 2012 at 10:13 am

Semi-fair. I am mobile enough.

Limeylizzie September 4, 2012 at 10:42 am

I will be in touch, young Prommie!

James Michael Curley September 4, 2012 at 10:25 am

My Outlook Distress has it listed as September 13th 6:30 but no location.
I'm hoping for McSorley's.

prommie September 4, 2012 at 10:52 am

Puking frat-boy central?

James Michael Curley September 4, 2012 at 11:27 am

I see it has changed and our Editrix calls it Gross. I haven’t been there since 1972 or 1973. The NY frat scene would never have gone near there then. I was also there the night before Lindsey ordered it open to women. In the later visits they still had not resolved the bathroom issue and the window panes on the door were painted over.

prommie September 4, 2012 at 10:55 am

I am accustomed to a certain level of accomodation. The bar at the Plaza, is that still what it was?

James Michael Curley September 4, 2012 at 11:20 am

The Oak Room is closed as of a few months ago with the holiday season being the expected opening date. I haven’t been to the new Champaign Room which was redone a while ago. I haven’t been there in 12 years. I think the Rose Club was turned into a restaurant.

commiegirl99 September 4, 2012 at 11:12 am

McSorley's is Teh Gross.

James Michael Curley September 4, 2012 at 11:21 am

Why do you say that (although I haven’t been there since the 70’s.)?

boobookitteh September 4, 2012 at 12:50 pm

You don't like being served cheese and mustard off someone else's table with stale crackers still in the plastic sleeve? Or having the surly waiter carry your beer with his fingers inside the glass?

I guess "klassy" is subjective.

qwerty42 September 4, 2012 at 9:31 am

Regret I could not attend. I see The Editrix and Jim are now in Charlotte with John Cole and Imani Gandy (ABL).
Enjoy NC. I believe the rain will be gone in a day or so.

Limeylizzie September 4, 2012 at 9:32 am

Tommy got his own Alt-text!

Barbara_ September 4, 2012 at 9:35 am

If you didn't give him one he'd just beat one out of you.
Love ya, Tommy!

ttommyunger September 5, 2012 at 10:09 am

Sorry, Lizzy, didn't catch that; I was talking to an empty chair.

BaldarTFlagass September 4, 2012 at 9:35 am

Is that a wife-beater under the guayabera?

ttommyunger September 5, 2012 at 10:10 am

You bet your sweet ass….I can dream, can't I? Mrs T was not shown-she can kick my ass, easy.

Texan_Bulldog September 4, 2012 at 9:37 am

TTommyUnger looks like a pirate…or Mr. Clean. Looks like a good time was had by all.

Boojum September 4, 2012 at 11:19 am

It was, indeed.

FakaktaSouth September 4, 2012 at 3:34 pm

It WAS fun and I was so glad to meet you, thank you for everything, I am keeping your number handy.

Boojum September 4, 2012 at 3:53 pm

I'll gladly put on my shining armor and ride wildly about in all directions.

ttommyunger September 5, 2012 at 10:10 am

Aaaaaaaargh!

BaldarTFlagass September 4, 2012 at 9:39 am

I'm just surprised that there are that many liberal-type people in the state of Georgia.

freakishlywrong September 4, 2012 at 9:46 am

Heavens no, Baldar. They're only IN Georgia. For the drinky thingee. I went a few years ago to the mountains and trust me; there are no liberal-types that actually LIVE there. It was very Macon County Line.

FakaktaSouth September 4, 2012 at 9:55 am

I imported from Alabama, so it's a total sham.

Chet Kincaid_ September 4, 2012 at 11:05 am

You know it's bad when Georgia's importing its liberals from Alabama!

BaldarTFlagass September 4, 2012 at 11:38 am

New colleague just transferred into the empty cubicle across from me. Deep Alabama, I thought "oh no not another one" but I was pleased to find out he's totally on our team. About our hardcore righty co-workers he asks, "why don't they quit working here, get off the government tit, and start their own business?" Things are just a little better in Flagass World today.

Lazy Media September 4, 2012 at 1:48 pm

It was in Atlanta, not Georgia. Two different places.

And there ARE lib'ruls in more rural Georgia; tough and tested ones. Any punk can be a liberal in NYC or SF; takes no guts at all. Being a Unitarian in, say, Macon takes a certain amount of ballsiness.

Peckerwood_Pete September 4, 2012 at 9:42 am

Is that Anton LaVey in the main photo?

DahBoner September 4, 2012 at 9:46 am

Which one was Honey Boo Boo?

GhostBuggy September 4, 2012 at 10:22 am

All of them, Katie.

sbj1964 September 4, 2012 at 9:48 am

Long before Viagra there was good Ole Alcohol.Increases the desire,but lesson the performance.

Chichikovovich September 4, 2012 at 10:03 am

New advertising slogan:
Viagra: It makes you stand to, and not not stand to!

thatsitfortheother1 September 4, 2012 at 10:05 am

It's a curve (alcohol ingested/desire) that goes up moderately until a break point where it drops off precipitously. Kinda like propellers producing thrust until the tips go supersonic.

Actually, not like that at all.

FakaktaSouth September 4, 2012 at 9:51 am

Who the fuck are all those people?

prommie September 4, 2012 at 10:03 am

TTom reminds me of Jack White for some odd reason.

FakaktaSouth September 4, 2012 at 10:06 am

You know, I am fine with that.

prommie September 4, 2012 at 10:40 am

It bears repeating.

FakaktaSouth September 4, 2012 at 10:44 am

You really don't have the right to be quoting my love of all things jangly what with the way you talk about him. But nice.

BaldarTFlagass September 4, 2012 at 9:55 am

So, what was the dance tune?

Steverino247 September 4, 2012 at 10:09 am

Disco Inferno…

weejee September 4, 2012 at 10:50 am

Perhaps TTommy (see prommie's comment above) and Loretta Lynn singing about Portland?

Guppy September 4, 2012 at 12:29 pm

Peanuts theme.

KeepFnThatChicken September 4, 2012 at 10:02 am

Okay. Now: Nashville?

fartknocker September 4, 2012 at 10:03 am

TTommy is a handsome man and his wife is a beautiful woman. But the Editorix in her polka-dot dress makes me giddy. A good time was had by all.

ChillBill September 4, 2012 at 10:06 am

There are more girls than guys. That NEVER happens when I go out.

BigSkullF*ckingDog September 4, 2012 at 10:08 am

Between the polka dot dress and the hot blonde, these are my favorite drinky time pics, by far!

FakaktaSouth September 4, 2012 at 10:12 am

And now I love you even more.

Biff September 4, 2012 at 10:14 am

I knew that was you!

FakaktaSouth September 4, 2012 at 10:23 am

Hola. Yep, that's my giant head.

gullywompr September 4, 2012 at 11:38 am

Whoa. God bless America.

HistoriCat September 4, 2012 at 12:56 pm

(Looks at the picture again, notices there's a head above the shoulders). What are you talking about ? Your head looks perfectly ordinary in a photogenic way.

BigSkullF*ckingDog September 4, 2012 at 10:15 am

The feeling is mutual! BTW, love the guy in the background of the 5th pic down, checking out your ass.

FakaktaSouth September 4, 2012 at 10:18 am

I DO TOO. I takes em where's I can gets em…

prommie September 4, 2012 at 11:02 am

Thats hilarious!

ElPinche September 4, 2012 at 10:15 am

Look at all those wonderful boner makers.

RadioBowels September 4, 2012 at 10:15 am

General Sherman would be proud.

fuflans September 4, 2012 at 10:15 am

i am SO glad i was actually in atlanta last weekend not hanging at a cool bar with editrix and ttommy.

this means of course that i will seriously misbehave in chicago.

Guppy September 4, 2012 at 10:17 am

Are all of Our Editrix's dresses red?

actor212 September 4, 2012 at 10:56 am

Screw the dresses, what about the lingerie?

commiegirl99 September 4, 2012 at 11:11 am

yes.

Limeylizzie September 4, 2012 at 10:44 am

Who will be attending the NYC gathering? Have we decided on a spot yet?

actor212 September 4, 2012 at 10:55 am

I'm in but I haven't heard about a place yet.

prommie September 4, 2012 at 11:10 am

Its good rooftop weather, is there a cool rooftop place with views and suchwhat, for us bridge and tunnel people to gawk at?

actor212 September 4, 2012 at 11:23 am

Assuming it don't rain, you mean. Rooftop places are expensive.

Millennial Malaise September 4, 2012 at 11:48 am

There are some not too expensive ones in Brooklyn. Berry Park is the first that comes to mind but a bit out of the way. http://www.yelp.com/biz/berry-park-brooklyn

(still can't do hyper links)

Limeylizzie September 4, 2012 at 7:07 pm

Brooklyn????? Nah.

prommie September 4, 2012 at 11:11 am

Can we rent out the Metropolitan Museum maybe? Thats a nice place for an event.

Millennial Malaise September 4, 2012 at 11:45 am

Me me me! Anxiously waiting for a venue decision.

cromiller September 4, 2012 at 12:37 pm

I'm in!

NorthStarSpanx September 4, 2012 at 12:44 pm

Me also too, if something is set. I'll come in for this.

starfanglednut September 4, 2012 at 1:32 pm

I'd like to come! Does anybody have a couch? I haz no moneez for hotel. (LL, I know yours is taken)

Limeylizzie September 4, 2012 at 7:08 pm

Where are you coming in from?

starfanglednut September 4, 2012 at 7:27 pm

Boston.

Biel_ze_Bubba September 5, 2012 at 6:30 am

Count me in. Annie Moore’s, on East 43rd, has plenty of room, tables downstairs, and it's a quick walk to Grand Central. Not a bad place (after the commuters leave to catch their Metro North trains), but with $10 wings, is it divey enough for Wonkers?

There's also the W. 79th St. Boat Basin Cafe (burgers & beer on a covered patio, with river view.)

actor212 September 4, 2012 at 10:55 am

I call bullshit

These photos are in focus.

HistoriCat September 4, 2012 at 11:28 am

Plus, none of them are sideways.

Photoshopped!

gullywompr September 4, 2012 at 11:33 am

They've been shopped. I can tell by the pixels.

finallyhappy September 4, 2012 at 2:21 pm

If they were shopped, I would hae made myself look like the other women there!1

Biff September 4, 2012 at 10:59 am

All of this twisting, and the frugging…

Chet Kincaid_ September 4, 2012 at 11:12 am

They're practically watusi-ing!

actor212 September 4, 2012 at 11:23 am

That came after the dancing.

BarackMyWorld September 4, 2012 at 11:12 am

*swoon*

Blueb4sinrise September 4, 2012 at 11:27 am

OOOOO!
OOOOO!
OGODOGODOGODOGOD!!!!!!!!!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

MinAgain September 4, 2012 at 11:32 am

Hey, I was in Atlanta for Dragon*con this weekend, my own self. Maybe you saw me. I wore a purple octopus carrying a small "I am the 99%" on my head, so that I could be Octopi Wall Street.

SayItWithWookies September 4, 2012 at 11:55 am

Get on with yo' bad cephalopod.

finallyhappy September 4, 2012 at 2:24 pm

Wait- did it move- were you Plutonium? Otherwise, no. I was in the Parade with the Periodic Table of Elements as Actinium- but I only wear that for the parade.(radiation symbol on my head and a silver cape) I don't costume the rest of the time(but maybe next year)

MinAgain September 4, 2012 at 2:47 pm

No, I was Helium. I wore a crown for the parade, being a Noble Gas and all.

Jus_Wonderin September 4, 2012 at 11:54 am

Yet another dress I can't wear to any future Dallas drinky thing. Many more of these and I am going to have to attend in the nude.

Guppy September 4, 2012 at 12:31 pm

How you doin'?

rocktonsam September 4, 2012 at 11:54 am

girl, you need a sweater to cover those things up!

put em away before they hurt someone

SaintRond September 4, 2012 at 12:03 pm

That guy with the mustache in the first photo exemplifies the hippies of Dixie — leather cowboy hats, barbituates instead of LSD and where Benzedrine still has a place in family life. This is what passes for a Liberal down there.

That said, Jesus Christ, Wonkette women are such a turn on. I don't know if it's the catnip like effect of the estrogens or I'm just attracted to vicious humor fueled by good intentions.

Please come to Mexico City. You do have fans here.

Lazy Media September 4, 2012 at 2:01 pm

That is an awesome stereotype, and in that particular Liberal's case, 100 percent wrong. That's actually a booze-snob, ex-punk lawyer who spent the evening buying tequila shots for everyone. You could have gone with deer-hunter, though.

SaintRond September 4, 2012 at 2:09 pm

Yep. Exactly. It's called a "Dixie Liberal."

I know from whence I speak.

ttommyunger September 5, 2012 at 10:12 am

Beer, whiskey and pussy were my drugs of choice. Still would be if I could handle them.

VeraSevera September 4, 2012 at 12:42 pm

The sheen of sweat on your cleavage is making me question my sexual orientation Wonkette…and yours.

SaintRond September 4, 2012 at 1:15 pm

You think she took one for the team and got together with that Dixie Liberal?

Jesus. That would be impressive.

vag September 4, 2012 at 1:36 pm

I just shot.

Lazy Media September 4, 2012 at 1:41 pm

Yeah, that was some pahdy. Instead of a sausage fest, a beauty pageant. Plus, the guy at the door of the Clermont Lounge liked my Schlitz-Gusto shirt so much he waived the cover.

rickmaci September 4, 2012 at 1:46 pm

Holy Hotties Batman!!

paulf40 September 4, 2012 at 4:21 pm

Is that Bert Reynolds without his toupee?

ttommyunger September 5, 2012 at 10:13 am

Nope. Burt is out of shape now.

Negropolis September 5, 2012 at 1:58 am

Wait, is the FakaktaSouth in the pink?! And our dear Editrix is looking good as usual.

Ttommy, you sure you're not a character on Breaking Bad? You looked like you've collected a few debts in your day. lol

Good to put faces to names. Maybe, someday I'll make it out to one of these.

ttommyunger September 5, 2012 at 10:20 am

Real life (making some moneeze/working out) has once again interfered with my 'puter addictions… Not to identify anyone, but the wife is not shown in these shots, just in case you might think the super-hot blonde is Mrs. T. In point of fact, she is younger than any of my children and I have no doubt that two hours alone with her and a cold glass of water would kill me deader than a wedge. Melody and I, being geezers and all, left around old O'clock and missed the good stuff, as usual. BTW, if you went to the Clermont; my apologies. Atlanta has waaay better titty bars. If you don't believe me try the Mardis Gras next trip.

commiegirl99 September 6, 2012 at 11:41 pm

Goddamn it, I knew it was going to be "Melody" if I said Melanie. Please give my apologies to your lovely lady wife.

ttommyunger September 7, 2012 at 6:25 am

No problem, she still loves you.Sent from my iPhone

prommie September 4, 2012 at 10:50 am

If only he didn't use 100% recycled riffs I could maybe like him. But as it is I just keep thinking about the song I first heard that line in, you know what I mean? You hear his new song that sounds just like the Heatmiser song? Oh thats right, thats you and Chet's fave!

FakaktaSouth September 4, 2012 at 10:57 am

I really cannot believe someone who listens to some of the over and over same shit punk as you do feels superior enough to rag on Jack. I just can't – those people ACTUALLY DO EACH OTHER'S SAME SONGS.

Chet Kincaid_ September 4, 2012 at 11:01 am

I'll assume you're just tryin' to get our goats, as the charge is ludicrous.

prommie September 4, 2012 at 11:08 am

I see you have not listened to the Heatmiser song recently.

Chet Kincaid_ September 4, 2012 at 11:10 am

If I knew this "Heatmiser" of whom you speak, I'm sure you could not dislodge me from my high dudgeon, but no.

FakaktaSouth September 4, 2012 at 11:12 am

I'm mister heat miser, I'm mister sun. You know, Rudolph. It may be true, but still, great song.

prommie September 4, 2012 at 11:13 am

I double-dog-dare you to deny it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMjAf8Nwohs

Chet Kincaid_ September 4, 2012 at 11:22 am

Jesus, what are you, 23 years old? It's a freakin' cover of a 1960 song by Little Willie John, that was also covered by the Blasters 30 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWRjus3end4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB2kogSjyQU

Rankin & Bass owe you an apology.

prommie September 4, 2012 at 11:26 am

Oops. nevermind.

FakaktaSouth September 4, 2012 at 11:26 am

You are so cool.

prommie September 4, 2012 at 11:37 am

I suppose it was a coming of age thing for us suburban boys in the early 80s to go there. It was gross then. Full of drunk suburban boys.

I grow old. I don't even know how to go out drinking anymore.

prommie September 4, 2012 at 11:38 am

I have not been to the oak room in decades either.

Chet Kincaid_ September 4, 2012 at 11:45 am

I gotta get used to shaking my old man cane, even if I'm just fiddy-two.

prommie September 4, 2012 at 12:00 pm

Speaking of canes, I gotta get me one. I am looking for a nice shillelagh.

FakaktaSouth September 4, 2012 at 12:06 pm

That sounds like an excellent plan. I would love to!

Nothingisamiss September 4, 2012 at 2:51 pm

Me too! I'm in the white sweater, to the right of Fakakta. I would LOVE to meet you.

Chet Kincaid_ September 4, 2012 at 12:10 pm

Get yourself one a them mystical African sticks, like the old Afrocentric dudes always have. Goes best with a licorice chew stick and a kufi.

prommie September 4, 2012 at 12:23 pm

Don't know if I could pull that one off, man.

Chet Kincaid_ September 4, 2012 at 12:24 pm

Hehe!

James Michael Curley September 4, 2012 at 2:44 pm

I used to go to many places in the whole gamut of Washington Square to the East Village in the mid to late sixties. Sometimes I remember them. However, McSorley’s was a place where they wouldn’t let you in the door if you didn’t look old enough and by that the standard seemed to be residents of the Maritime Union Hall around the corner. Then a few years went by with the Army and Vietnam and later when home from college we went there and it was no less wizened but no frat boy types. By the eighties everything was uptown above 42nd street.

FakaktaSouth September 4, 2012 at 3:33 pm

YES! And you owe me some dances! I had so much fun meeting you! You are lovely and sweet and smart and funny. We should do it again!

AlterNewt September 6, 2012 at 1:34 am

Don't mess with Chet on the music.

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