LIKE CHICK-FIL-A BUT SOUR AND BITTER  4:15 pm August 30, 2012

Lindsey Graham Would Like To Feed On White Male Anger

by Jesse Taylor

simmering rage behind a soft jawAfter a convention in which literally every minority in the Republican Party gets to take the stage and chant about the things that “they” (read: the white people watching them) built, it’s time to reflect on how awesome it’s going to be when America is majority-minority and the GOP is ascendant. After all, Chuck Todd says that Democrats are super totes jeals over all the diversity at the GOP convention!

Or not, because Lindsey Graham had to go open his stupid turdface mouth.

“The demographics race we’re losing badly,” said Sen. Lindsey O. Graham (S.C.). “We’re not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term.”

Whaaaa?

I watched your convention, Mister Lindsey O., and I saw like a half dozen people who said things in Spanish. Are you telling me that was a lie??

Also, how does the GOP generate more angry white guys? I am going to be really annoyed if my sports radio is taken over by calm Negroes and Hispanics talking about soccer. Soccer is so boring! Brainstorm, Wonketeers! If I no longer have to encounter the guy who gets mad because I parked too close to his late model Mustang, I don’t know what I’ll do with myself.

[Washington Post]

 
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Barbara_ August 30, 2012 at 4:17 pm

“We’re not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term.”
This should be the new Viagra* ad.

"Viagra, the little blue pill for when you want to stay in business for the long term."
*warning:
If you have a convention of pricks that lasts more than two days, please seek medical treatment.

HogeyeGrex August 30, 2012 at 4:20 pm

Viangra?

actor212 August 30, 2012 at 4:23 pm

Nice!

SorosBot August 30, 2012 at 4:22 pm

Great, now you've made me think of the GOP conventioneers' penises; ugh.

Barbara_ August 30, 2012 at 4:30 pm

Sorry, Soros. Try thinking of Toto's song "Africa." It's a nice way to think of something else.

SorosBot August 30, 2012 at 4:37 pm

I bless the rains down there.

BoroPrimorac August 30, 2012 at 6:13 pm

Toto means vagina in some Spanish speaking countries.

MissTaken August 30, 2012 at 4:44 pm

Don't think of them, they can't find them under their fupas. And as they say, 'out of sight, out of mind'.

It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you.

SorosBot August 30, 2012 at 4:50 pm

I hope the Tampa prostitutes are charging hazard pay for having to find those things.

and She's coming in a 12:30 flight. The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation.

LibertyLover August 30, 2012 at 7:06 pm

To be fair, they are thinking of each others' penises.

Tundra Grifter August 30, 2012 at 5:25 pm

In Tom Wolfe's "A Man in Full," the foreclosing lender announces a Cactus.

"Don't you mean a caucus?" asks the developer.

"No – a cactus. The pricks are on the outside."

Dashboard Buddha August 30, 2012 at 7:25 pm

"please seek medical treatment. "

I'm thinking a national enema.

Baconzgood August 30, 2012 at 4:17 pm

At least, this time, he's being he's honest.

Gleem McShineys August 30, 2012 at 5:37 pm

This is two strikes against him. First, for letting the cat out of the bag about the base of their party, and second, for actually showing that Republicans CAN tell the truth.

That second one looks really bad compared to things like Ryan's speech last night.

DON'T LET THEM KNOW WE ACTUALLY CAN STATE TRUE THINGS, LINDSAY, YOU TRAITOR

vulpes82 August 30, 2012 at 4:18 pm

Miss Lindsey would like to gnaw on more than some male anger, ifyouknowwhatImean. Also, HAM BISCUITS!

emmelemm August 30, 2012 at 4:25 pm

Haven't had lunch yet and now I'm hungry!

Not_So_Much August 30, 2012 at 4:18 pm

He's talking about gay hate-sex, right?

IncenseDebate August 30, 2012 at 4:18 pm

Lindsey is the girl who gets angry when she shows up at a party and another girl has on the same dress.

kittensdontlie August 30, 2012 at 5:22 pm

And for goodness sakes, don't bring her boyfriend to that party….oooowwee.

Jus_Wonderin August 30, 2012 at 4:18 pm

He actually said that? Wow!

Baconzgood August 30, 2012 at 4:24 pm

I know. He left out stupid.

Exhausted66 August 30, 2012 at 5:08 pm

In fairness, it seems like he's being crtical of the GOP's MO.
I can get behind that.

actor212 August 30, 2012 at 4:18 pm

And Lindsay? Not for nothing but you're not exactly pulling your own weight in the breeding department

tihond August 30, 2012 at 4:45 pm

Can you blame him? He never could get the bass-line to "Cannonball" down.

Biff August 30, 2012 at 5:00 pm

HE'S A CONFIRMED BACHELOR, OK?

Lot_49 August 30, 2012 at 5:24 pm

Not that there's anything wrong with that….

Serolf_Divad August 30, 2012 at 6:11 pm

How many white women did you impregnate in the Race War, grandpa?

Baconzgood August 30, 2012 at 4:19 pm

FYI

I'm an angry white guy (So angry some times my rage bursts a blood vessel in my eyeball), and I don't vote Republican.

Blueb4sinrise August 30, 2012 at 4:37 pm

A-fuckin'-A, DUDE!!!!!!!!!

UnholyMoses August 30, 2012 at 5:28 pm

Fucking. A.

('Nother AWM here.)

Blueb4sinrise August 30, 2012 at 5:45 pm

Fuckin somebody better come up with some fuckin pinot noir and farfalle with a light basil sauce RIGHT FUCKIN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Amirit!!!///?????????????????

FlownOver August 30, 2012 at 6:00 pm

I'm a white guy – almost translucent, in fact – and I'm angry, but only at Politico. What should I do?

Blueb4sinrise August 30, 2012 at 6:22 pm

Do something fuckin' nice for someone!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuckin' AAAAAAAAAAAA.

Negropolis August 31, 2012 at 1:28 am

If it lasts for more than four hours, you should consult your physician.

Either that, or there's an app for that.

Willardbot9000_V2.5 August 31, 2012 at 1:01 am

I'm an angry white guy and my anger used to manifest itself in hitting Mormons…now I don't live near any Mormons…on the upside, I do get to hate Mitt Romney. Did I mention good Mormon girls are like Catholic girls with non-Mormons? at least they were when I was in high school…

Or to better say it, "I came here to chew bubblegum and kick Mormon ass, and I'm all out of Mormons…"

SorosBot August 30, 2012 at 4:19 pm

As a white guy, I can't wait for the day we're no longer the minority; white dudes suck.

ChernobylSoup August 30, 2012 at 4:35 pm

And mocha people tend to be very beautiful, so as a fellow white I say bring on the miscegapocalypse.

Charlie_Foxtrot August 31, 2012 at 12:24 am

As a middle-aged white guy, I have to admit that the opinions and attitudes of middle-aged white guys is baffling to me. The sooner the domination of middle-aged white guys is a distant memory, the better.

As a middle-aged white guy, I must also admit that I dance like a middle-aged white guy. The sooner this, too, becomes a distant memory the better place America will be. Particularly the wedding receptions.

sbj1964 August 30, 2012 at 4:20 pm

Leave it to whitey to play the Race card?Really WTF?

Tundra Grifter August 30, 2012 at 5:25 pm

From the bottom of the deck. Just like always.

actor212 August 30, 2012 at 4:20 pm

After all, Chuck Todd says that Democrats are super totes jeals over all the diversity at the GOP convention!

Dude, when Obama steps out on stage, the Democratic convention automatically becomes more diverse than the stage at Tampa would have been if they dragged a load of Cuban boat people out of storage, who you kidding?

tihond August 30, 2012 at 4:46 pm

But… But… The Republican ticket has it all. A rich white guy and a really really rich white guy.

Lot_49 August 30, 2012 at 5:27 pm

If you think Chuck Todd's show on MSNBC is lame, you should see it when Lil' Luke Russert fills in for him.

ChillBill August 30, 2012 at 4:20 pm

There's nothing that Lindsey loves more than a good ol' white hate fuck.

SayItWithWookies August 30, 2012 at 4:20 pm

And less and less by design, honey. You know angry white guys do don't well in rooms full of minorities.

kittensdontlie August 30, 2012 at 5:36 pm

Peanuts anyone….

Jus_Wonderin August 30, 2012 at 4:21 pm

LG, maybe you need to generate more persecuted Christians????

Generation[redacted] August 30, 2012 at 4:22 pm

I'm guessing there's an Angry White Guy Generator somewhere on the Internet.

OneYieldRegular August 30, 2012 at 4:29 pm

If there's anything this country needs, it's more angry white guys?

ChillBill August 30, 2012 at 4:35 pm

Breitbart, Drudge Report, Red State, FoxNews, NRO and the list goes on…

OneDollarJuana August 30, 2012 at 4:54 pm

We have another one in the military

FlownOver August 30, 2012 at 6:48 pm

At politico.com the entire site is a Yawning White Guy Generator.

Negropolis August 31, 2012 at 1:33 am

Yeah, it's called Fox Nation.

Fuck Toad August 30, 2012 at 4:23 pm

I can't believe he actually said that. Someone slip some sodium thiopental into his ham biscuits?

Countdown to gay sex scandal in 10, 9, 8…

ETA: I'm also glad to see that my namesake is still saying shit so dumb that it drops one's IQ to hear it!

valgal2342 August 30, 2012 at 4:23 pm

I think Lindsey just got in touch with his inner George Carlin with that comment.

fartknocker August 30, 2012 at 4:23 pm

You think you have demographic problems because you don't have enough old, white fellars. From everything I've read anyone of African-American heritage is not very supporting of the RNC messages, along with quite a few women folk.

Swampgas_Man August 31, 2012 at 3:49 am

They'll always have Thomas Sowell.

OneYieldRegular August 30, 2012 at 4:23 pm

He did not just build that out of his own mouth. Seriously?

StarsUponThars August 30, 2012 at 4:29 pm

yes, but he had to take the dick out of it first.

Baconzgood August 30, 2012 at 4:24 pm

Lack of angry white guy?

Solution: Free Beer at NASCAR races!

Jus_Wonderin August 30, 2012 at 4:28 pm

Bacon, wouldn't that make them happy white guys? Maybe serve them with those little umbrellas???

actor212 August 30, 2012 at 4:30 pm

Angry guys get angrier on beer. NASCAR just gets the blood flowing faster.

Baconzgood August 30, 2012 at 4:42 pm

Now that I think about it if they would have given out free beer when I went to Bristol I would have enjoyed it.

SorosBot August 30, 2012 at 4:51 pm

No, with Bristol it's wine coolers. And no condoms.

Rotundo_ August 30, 2012 at 4:55 pm

Eliminate beer sales at NA$CAR races and watch the bubbas boil and froth! I know the old line about "Instant Asshole-Just Add Alcohol" as seen on a million tee-shirts, but wait until you come between one of those fellas and a brewski: Tell them Obama teamed up with the Women's Christian Temperance Union and watch them start popping blood vessels like popcorn.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 30, 2012 at 4:25 pm

“The demographics race we’re losing badly,” said Sen. Lindsey O. Graham (S.C.). “We’re not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term.”

I'm pretty sure he is talking about his side bathhouse business, and the fact that he can't find enough power tops.

no_gravity August 30, 2012 at 4:25 pm

Maybe he can find what he's looking for at Grindr Xtra?

elviouslyqueer August 30, 2012 at 4:32 pm

He'd have better luck on Bear 4-1-1.

no_gravity August 30, 2012 at 4:33 pm

Does he go by Boo Boo Bear?

OneYieldRegular August 30, 2012 at 6:00 pm

Ham Biscuits.

rickmaci August 30, 2012 at 4:25 pm

“We’re not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term.”

Lindzee. Just a suggestion to you and your Reptard boy friends; no matter how hard you guys may try, butt sex will never result in generating more angry white guys.

hagajim August 30, 2012 at 4:37 pm

But it will generate angry bungholes.

Lot_49 August 30, 2012 at 5:32 pm

True, but the AWG demographic gets into a homophobic panic nearly indistinguishable from anger whenever butt sex is discussed.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 30, 2012 at 4:25 pm

But wasn't the whole purpose of the Mitt Romney project that you could just build them?

actor212 August 30, 2012 at 4:41 pm

The trouble was, he was too successful and ended up outsourcing angry white guy production to China.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 30, 2012 at 8:03 pm

Really? I thought they just sent the parts for Romney over to Mexico to be hencho.

ottercliff August 30, 2012 at 4:27 pm

How exactly do you "generate" angry white guys? In any case, I think you would need to generate OLD angry white guys to fit the bill.

actor212 August 30, 2012 at 4:31 pm

Well, they say a conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged, so you minorities know what to do….

Monsieur_Grumpe August 30, 2012 at 4:34 pm

If you want to make a white guy angry just ask him why his truck is so small.

hagajim August 30, 2012 at 4:39 pm

You generally generate angry white guys by using scare tactics about "those" people (insert pretty much any minority or an LBGT person) and then convince them that "they" are ruining the Merikan dream….seems to be the GOP playbook for the past 40 or so years anyway.

Lot_49 August 30, 2012 at 5:35 pm

What happens if you tell WGs that their votes for Dubya and his ilk are what's limiting their opportunities in life, strangling the economy, and making it necessary to impoverish themselves if they lose their jobs or have a sick relative?

Rotundo_ August 30, 2012 at 4:58 pm

Fill their pointy little heads with all sorts of fairy tales about black welfare queens driving Escalades while dealing crack and pissing on the flag like Limbaugh does. They'll believe *anything* about someone who isn't white, male and christian (at least nominally so).

HarryButtle August 30, 2012 at 5:18 pm

Didja ever see Lord of the Rings, where Christopher Lee is makin' all those gross, shit-covered slimy orcs? I imagine it's a lot like that.

bobbert August 30, 2012 at 5:36 pm

Well, in my case, reading about fuckass Republicans takes care of generating the anger (I come preloaded with old and white).

Negropolis August 31, 2012 at 1:35 am

Nah. Seems to me that you just tell any of them that the government is taking something away from them and giving it to "the blacks." Works every time. Works like a charm.

ChernobylSoup August 30, 2012 at 4:27 pm

In other news, UPS was seen delivering a supply of portable heaters to Hades.

IonaTrailer August 30, 2012 at 4:27 pm

OT – but the voter ID thing got shot down in Texas.

Jus_Wonderin August 30, 2012 at 4:30 pm

Hope it stays dead.

OneDollarJuana August 30, 2012 at 4:45 pm

Texans always brag about how when they shoot something it stays dead, so here's my (urban cowboy) hat off to them.

MosesInvests August 30, 2012 at 4:33 pm

Actually, the voter ID thing got shot down a while ago. What just got shot down was the completely racist redistricting plan that the Lege drew up.
EDIT-Looks like this was an appeal of the voter ID thing that the courts decided against Tejas (I spell it that way to p*ss off the wingnuts. Just like I pronounce Spanish words like they're Spanish-Guadalupe instead of "Gwad-a-loop", for example.)

Steverino247 August 30, 2012 at 6:32 pm

Let me know when the crew shows up at Stalag 17.

orygoon August 30, 2012 at 4:27 pm

Some of my best friends are white guys, but evenso, I generally cross the street when I see one.

Lot_49 August 30, 2012 at 5:38 pm

You've got to be particularly careful walking the streets in their neighborhoods. Just ask Trayvon about that when you see him.

Negropolis August 31, 2012 at 1:37 am

Look, orygoon, I'm not a bigot. You know the kind of shows I watch and website I vist; hell, some of my best friends are white, for pete's sake! But when I get on the plane, I got to tell you, if I see people who are in generic white people garb and I think, you know, they are identifying themselves first and foremost as white people, I get worried. I get nervous…

SoBeach August 30, 2012 at 4:28 pm

We’re not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term.

And the best part is those manufactured angry white guys are so rock-stupid they'll never catch on that they've been played by cynical propagandists. In fact, the republican machine can look them straight in the eye, laugh, and flat tell them they've been "generated". The angry white dipshits will blink once or twice, then run off screaming something about socializm nazi Kenyan muslims.

Pap Finn August 30, 2012 at 4:28 pm

Well, they'll just have to get the Koch Bros. to fund a crash program to build high-capacity Angry White Guy hatcheries in all 50 states, and generate some more, by God!

Lot_49 August 30, 2012 at 5:40 pm

Doesn't Halliburton get to submit a proposal too?

anniegetyerfun August 30, 2012 at 4:29 pm

Looks like someone misspoke (the truth).

bobbert August 30, 2012 at 5:38 pm

Gee, a gaffe?

mrpuma2u August 30, 2012 at 4:29 pm

Sounds like a back-handed comment that the brownz/coloreds are out breeding the WASP's. What an epic douche this guy is. Why is he a Senator?

Callyson August 30, 2012 at 4:29 pm

how does the GOP generate more angry white guys?

Did you see the anti – porn part of their party platform?

elviouslyqueer August 30, 2012 at 4:29 pm

Oh good lord. Would somebody please go out on the front porch, drag Aunt Lindsey back inside, give her a hot toddy, and get her settled on the settee before she scares any more of the damn sheep?

Jus_Wonderin August 30, 2012 at 4:43 pm

I get this picture of Vicki Lawrence as Mama in Mama's Family. Only not as "aware" and "in control".

elviouslyqueer August 30, 2012 at 4:54 pm

I swear, Lindsey wouldn't be out of place in a Carson McCullers novel or a Flannery O'Connor or Eudora Welty short story. AT ALL.

starfanglednut August 30, 2012 at 5:22 pm

Well, a good man is hard to find.

But for Lindsay, a hard man is good to find.

Biff August 30, 2012 at 5:26 pm

He'd look good on the lawn of Tara, also.

Lot_49 August 30, 2012 at 5:41 pm

Think Flem Snopes.

Come here a minute August 30, 2012 at 4:29 pm

The Republican convention is making this white guy angry, but it's not going to win them any elections.

RRoccoco August 30, 2012 at 4:30 pm

Lindsey Graham Feeding on a White Male Angler? Ewww. I'll never enjoy trout fishing again. Or graham crackers. Or Lindsey Lohan. Okay, maybe graham crackers. With bourbon.

punkneverdies August 30, 2012 at 4:30 pm

This obsession with the "you didn't build it" comment is hilarious since it was perfectly obvious that Obama was talking about the singular "you" not the plural. I thought they were upset that they weren't getting credit for individual exceptionalism, but now they're using "We Built It!" as the slogan and that was the goddamn point, it's not just one person it's a whole community.

Dumbedup August 30, 2012 at 4:36 pm

good point and good luck splaining that to them

AncienReggie August 30, 2012 at 6:57 pm

Oh. I thought they were hollering, "We shilled it."

Goonemeritus August 30, 2012 at 4:31 pm

More and more it seems Lindsey Graham is just phoning in the GOP talking points. I’m starting to feel sorry for the little guy. Is there a 6 step program for the GOP cult because if there is I think he is saveable.

Eve8Apples August 30, 2012 at 4:32 pm

“We’re not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term.”

It's called evolution Lindz. If the ignorant, neanderthal, cave dwelling, mouth breathing, science hatin' bastards in your party would put down their Bibles and start embracing Darwin, you could figure it out. The angry white guy is evolving out of existence due to his poor diet, lack of exercise, fascination with guns, low self-esteem and spiteful view of the world. Good riddance to all of them.

Estproph August 30, 2012 at 4:32 pm

There goes the media with the "angry white male" stereotype again. Bigots.

SmutBoffin August 30, 2012 at 4:33 pm

Maybe a good sasparilla would help? That angries up the blood.

Doktor Zoom August 30, 2012 at 4:34 pm

Funny, they've been generating anger in me all week, but it's not going to help them.

FakaktaSouth August 30, 2012 at 4:38 pm

I'm just the white part, but damn. I'm pretty annoyed as well. It has been amazing watching people get so excited by easily provable bullshit. It makes me tired when people cheer false reality and aren't on acid.

VA_Dreaming August 30, 2012 at 5:18 pm

Republicans aren't on acid, but they are on anti-acids.

Gleem McShineys August 30, 2012 at 5:49 pm

Mitt's insults to the Brits was an attempt to kickstart an angry white man factory over in the native land of whitey, but it didn't really work out , apparently.

AncienReggie August 30, 2012 at 6:55 pm

Sorry, Dok, I did not set out to steal your line. Lindsey made me do it.

Barrelhse August 30, 2012 at 4:34 pm

Graham. Cracker.

ManchuCandidate August 30, 2012 at 4:35 pm

White Male anger is the Mayo of democracy.

It's heart clogging, spoils easy, from the commercials resides in a fantasy world where it is the top of the heap and daily interaction ruins your appetite.

punkneverdies August 30, 2012 at 4:35 pm

I just hope this means Lindsey realizes that they need to appeal across broad demographics and stop acting like legislating morality goes in bed with small government.

What he should do is say "Hay yawl! As most of yawl know I'm just about as gay as a Tennessee Williams protagonist. Yeah I know I denied it forevah but you know how these ol' boys in my party are! But don you worry your pretty head, because I'm still gonna be a Republican! I just ain't gonna support their anti-gay agenda anymore. But low taxes and Ayn Rand are still a-ok with me! Anywayz, I'm goin to see Robyn tonite with Mark Foley XOXO Ham & Biscuits ;)"

Arborista August 30, 2012 at 5:21 pm

Yes to the first part.

As for the second part, I could write a long post trying to give my take on Lindsey's place in SC politics, but I know it's more fun to holler 'Ham Biscuits!', so I won't bother. I will only say that most SC voters don't seem to care about his sex life so long as they don't have to hear about it, & I suspect that if there were a viable 2nd party in this state, he'd probably be glad to divorce all those Teabaggers who can't stand him.

punkneverdies August 30, 2012 at 5:36 pm

I definitely don't want to seem like I think any of that is realistic whatsoever. I mean, if he came out he'd have to run for republican in a liberal state.

Jus_Wonderin August 30, 2012 at 4:36 pm

I gotta say, this day at Wonkette has made me a newly-minted, angier white man. But probably not what LG is looking for.

Crank_Tango August 30, 2012 at 4:37 pm

Wait wait wait. I thought us libtards were the angry ones?

weejee August 30, 2012 at 4:38 pm

Lindsey forgot the word OLDE. Teh Nielsen ratings show a lot fewer folks watching the Repug's convention on the tea vee, than in 2008. Also, too, and guess what? They are olde, over 67% over 55. And guess what²? Folks watching in the age range of 18 to 34 was less than 7% (obvs, that is because the youngz were all live blogging in Wonkette). Guess what³, Faux Newz kicked second place NBC 6.9M:4.8M.

But Lindsey, open your Liberace soul on this. Teh angry whites you got are heavy to oldes, and all your colleagues' voter reregistration ministrations will not be helping to get those in oxygen tents down to the polls, since your angry young whites are now in Federal slammers for meth labs and poorly thought-out terrorism schemes. Silly GOP, need to study the maths! You can't win the White House with just NASCAR and bedpans. You simply can't.

Chet Kincaid_ August 30, 2012 at 4:39 pm

The Washington Post blithely publishes this paragraph without even a thought of questioning the veracity of what "Republicans argue":

Not all of the race talk has been of the party’s own making. Many Republicans argue that Democrats’ obsession with the issue has forced it to the forefront. They say Democrats have used overtly racial appeals to fire up their base, citing Vice President Biden’s recent charge at a Virginia campaign event attended by hundreds of black voters that the GOP’s approach to financial regulation would“put y’all back in chains.”

SayItWithWookies August 30, 2012 at 4:46 pm

Yeah — voter ID laws? Those are the fault of the Democratic Party for riling up the Mexicans and blacks by — um — making them aware that Republicans were disenfranchising them with voter ID laws. Same thing with transvaginal probes for women who want abortion — if nobody told them about it to begin with, they wouldn't be so angry.

actor212 August 30, 2012 at 4:46 pm

Note that they qualify it with "many". So if more than two have said it, and two spring to mind immediately, then they're covered.

pdiddycornchips August 30, 2012 at 4:57 pm

That's just how it is. Henry Louis Gates got agitated and made that cop arrest him.
Treyvon Martin wasn't shot 'cause he was black, it was the hoodie. People of color are the real racists . Go fuck yourselves America.

zwoits August 31, 2012 at 12:13 am

I misread Virginia as Viagra….I think hundred of blacks attending a Viagra event would be quite intimidating to a white male GOP voter.

ChrisM2011 August 30, 2012 at 4:39 pm

Need mor Klan.

hagajim August 30, 2012 at 4:41 pm

I think you probably could drop Anger from the headline and be pretty much more accurate.

sudsmckenzie August 30, 2012 at 4:41 pm

" Condi, make me a ham sammich, I'm on Christian Mingle"

MissTaken August 30, 2012 at 4:41 pm

Poor white guys have been repressed for too long!

BigSkullF*ckingDog August 30, 2012 at 4:42 pm

How's bout a white, bitchy lesbo? Will that do?

pdiddycornchips August 30, 2012 at 5:11 pm

Depends, you need to be a self hating bitchy lezbo. A regular bitchy lezbo? hell no.

anniegetyerfun August 30, 2012 at 4:44 pm

Well, Linz, you could always come out of the closet and then switch parties. You know, sacrificial lamb and all.

ElPinche August 30, 2012 at 4:44 pm

Lindsey Graham would like to feed on hot white male cock.

SoBeach August 30, 2012 at 4:44 pm

After the election the various factions of angry white geezers that make up the republican party are going to turn on each other like beauty queens backstage. It'll be the redneck racists blaming the bible thumpers blaming the libertardians blaming the country clubbers. It'll be glorious.

BigSkullF*ckingDog August 30, 2012 at 4:45 pm

Re-electing a black dude for president should make plenty of white guys angry.

SayItWithWookies August 30, 2012 at 4:54 pm

At least in Lubbock.

SorosBot August 30, 2012 at 5:00 pm

To the point where it induces heart attack or stroke?

BigSkullF*ckingDog August 30, 2012 at 5:02 pm

Nah, with our luck probly just a few mass murderers.

Biff August 30, 2012 at 5:35 pm

How will we notice any difference?

shelwood46 August 30, 2012 at 4:45 pm

Shh, Lindsay. They're going to figure out the purpose of trying to ban abortion in cases of rape and incest. Especially incest.

ph7 August 30, 2012 at 4:47 pm

How does the GOP generate more angry white guys?

Re-electing Barack should do the trick.

mavenmaven August 30, 2012 at 4:47 pm

..to stay in business…
he was, of course, talking about his anus.

Chet Kincaid_ August 30, 2012 at 4:48 pm

This is what they all mean when they talk about this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lebensborn
http://www.ushmm.org/wlc/en/article.php?ModuleId=

Steverino247 August 30, 2012 at 6:38 pm

You got that right. Creepy stuff.

bibliotequetress August 30, 2012 at 4:49 pm

I hope he's right. I hope there aren't enough angry white guys for, well, anything. And I also find it plausible that Mitt was "generated," not "born."

pdiddycornchips August 30, 2012 at 4:52 pm

Prediction: Lindsey becomes the Dems answer to Zell Miller. But wearing a floral print dress and bright red lipstick.

anniegetyerfun August 30, 2012 at 4:53 pm

Needz moar carved backwerdz Bs.

Monsieur_Grumpe August 30, 2012 at 4:54 pm

If you want to make a white guy angry just__________________________

Fill in the blank! All races welcome! Give Lindsey a helping hand!

orygoon August 30, 2012 at 5:08 pm

It's unimaginative, but nut-kicking always works for me.

OneDollarJuana August 30, 2012 at 5:29 pm

That looks just like the Jesus is ___________ campaign around here.

Steverino247 August 30, 2012 at 6:39 pm

Use your teeth next BJ.

Respitetini August 30, 2012 at 4:55 pm

Is this what they meant by they're "not going to fact-check the campaign?" That they're actually going to tell the truth?

Mother of God…

No_Wire_Hangers August 30, 2012 at 4:56 pm

A few gallons of Jagerminz S'more-flavored Schnapps should do the trick.

Biff August 30, 2012 at 4:58 pm

The fuck, ham biscuit? You got the ultimate angry old white guy speaking tonight, Clint Eastwood.

Wonder which applause line will work best–"Make my day", or "Get off my lawn"…

T3rbo August 30, 2012 at 5:38 pm
Eve8Apples August 30, 2012 at 5:00 pm

I just read that Clint Eastwood will be the surprise speaker at the convention tonight after Senator Rubio. Isn't Clint Eastwood The Imperial Wizard of the angry white guy group?I hope he stands at the podium and snarls at all the brown people, "GET OFF MY LAWN YOU DAMN PUNKS!!!"

Jus_Wonderin August 30, 2012 at 5:08 pm

Oh, Lindzee will be weak at the knees for Rowdy Yates. Head 'em up. Move 'em out. Rawhide!!

pdiddycornchips August 30, 2012 at 5:15 pm

Clint Eastwood is senile. He thinks he's speaking at the Friar's Club Roast for Charlie Sheen.

T3rbo August 30, 2012 at 5:31 pm

he is just going to tenderly sing to the crowd. there will not be a dry eye in the house, believe that
http://youtu.be/V1_m-8CTNVU

Biff August 30, 2012 at 5:42 pm

I was just in Carmel Valley a week ago. Had I known he would pull this crap, I'd have done some burnouts in his driveway, after crashing his security gate.

Fuck that guy, is what I mean to say.

LibertyLover August 30, 2012 at 7:16 pm

Ah, so he'll be reprising his roll from Grand Torino ?

Blueb4sinrise August 30, 2012 at 5:07 pm

Lindsey's just jealous of all the attention that that bitch Charlie Crist was getting.

littlebigdaddy August 30, 2012 at 5:08 pm

Yet another gaffe of the Kinsleyan type: telling the plain truth about something in politics.

johnnyzhivago August 30, 2012 at 5:08 pm

You just can't be angry after downing a couple of ham biscuits!!!!!!!!!!

An_Outhouse August 30, 2012 at 5:09 pm

Lindsey Graham Would Like To Feed On White Male

'nuff said.

Pithaughn August 30, 2012 at 5:10 pm

Huh, I wonder why he would just come right out and admit it?
According to a new study by Farleigh Dickinson University, Fox viewers are the least knowledgeable audience of any outlet, and they know even less about politics and current events than people who watch no news at all.

T3rbo August 30, 2012 at 5:12 pm

What do you call a political party that only represents fringe ideas from a minority group?

bobbert August 30, 2012 at 5:44 pm

The Republicans!!

Negropolis August 31, 2012 at 1:45 am

History.

BornInATrailer August 30, 2012 at 5:15 pm

Out of the mouths of gays..

Nostrildamus August 30, 2012 at 6:00 pm

Thanks for not finishing there.

mr bojangles August 30, 2012 at 5:15 pm

take that anger back to chicago angry 'white' guy!!!

HarryButtle August 30, 2012 at 5:16 pm

“The demographics race we’re losing badly,” said Sen. Lindsey O. Graham (S.C.). “We’re not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term.”

Well, Lindsay, it's certainly not for a lack of trying.

T3rbo August 30, 2012 at 5:20 pm

Wait no, fuck that: I am an angry white man and I have nothing to do with these assholes or their interests. At all. Leave it republicans to stereotype fucking white people.
I'm angry that this asshole is supposed to represent my interests and he won't
I'm angry that this piece of shit fucking RUINED my country and
I'm angry that we have 11 trillion dollars in debt thanks to this sham fucking war on terror, and I'm angry that assholes like this want to scapegoat poor people

I'm an angry white man and I wouldn't piss on most republican members of congress if they caught fire, and I'll be damned if I ever vote for any of these assholes

Angry White for Obama 2012 is the sole party responsible for this message and is not affiliated with any candidate

VA_Dreaming August 30, 2012 at 5:29 pm

Why would you be surprised about republicans stereotyping whites, they stereotype every other race, gender, and political position. When you aren't intelligent enough to deal with people as individuals, you have to resort to stereotypes to keep who you hate straight.

T3rbo August 30, 2012 at 5:39 pm

just like a chalky to say something like that. go do some square dancing, chalky

OneDollarJuana August 30, 2012 at 5:30 pm

Hell, I'd piss on a Republican even if he wasn't on fire.

DahBoner August 30, 2012 at 5:20 pm

Won't Mitt's coming WAR ON BEER anger a lot of guys???

Veritas78 August 30, 2012 at 5:45 pm

Not anything like his promised War On Porn. That'll get him impeached in about four months.

VA_Dreaming August 30, 2012 at 5:23 pm

Since most of the mass killings are done by angry white guys, I'm thinking the GOP is still generating too many for my taste. I would rather see more calm people intent on seeing everyone prosper.

Jus_Wonderin August 30, 2012 at 5:24 pm

And immediately after Lindsey Graham said this, he pulled the crumpled tissue from the sleeve of his sundress. Dabbed the corner of each eye. Carefully unclasped his bag. Tucked the tissue inside. And, with a snap of the clasp and a quick twirl on his heel, was off for the next vote.

grayshorter August 30, 2012 at 5:25 pm

He loves to see those those angry red veins pop and throb.

UnholyMoses August 30, 2012 at 5:31 pm

What if we're angry white males because of the GOP? What then, Aunt Lindsey?

OldRedneck August 30, 2012 at 5:32 pm

We need more angry white guys shooting up movie theaters is what he meant to say.

pickletickle August 30, 2012 at 5:39 pm

The Reverend Steve Newlin, ladies and gentlemen.

Buzz Feedback August 30, 2012 at 5:43 pm

Angry white guys have the Republicans. But what about stupid white guys like Chuck Todd? Who's there for them?

ImForMitt! August 30, 2012 at 8:57 pm

Truly the Republican tent is big enough for BOTH angry white guys AND stupid white guys! It truly is the party of diversity!

belmontreport August 30, 2012 at 5:44 pm

He wants to replace the angry white men with gay white men. Get it, because gay used to mean happy and people always say that they think that Lindsey is gay. (The best jokes are the ones that have to be explained.)

GeorgiaBurning August 30, 2012 at 5:54 pm

Speaking as an angry white guy, I'm angry at the Rethuglicans for destabilizing the banks, raising taxes for most of us, tripling the national debt, starting needless wars, decimating the middle class, and alienating a generation of Americans. Keep up the great work, Lindsey, don't let people make fun of you for the girly name.

comrad_darkness August 30, 2012 at 7:50 pm

I'm sure he's fine, he hangs out with people named : Newt, Dick, and Rush.

Nostrildamus August 30, 2012 at 5:56 pm

Criminy, how many angry, white guys does Lindsey need for his business?

T3rbo August 30, 2012 at 6:00 pm

Oh this is embarrassing, graham was talking about this guy
http://youtu.be/pW7r5ebJry0

us liberals and our manufactured rage

natoslug August 30, 2012 at 6:10 pm

I'm white, and the thought of Mittens in the White House makes me angry. Mission fucking accomplished, motherfucker.

savethispatient August 30, 2012 at 6:11 pm

This not happening will definitely anger a few guys :
http://m.gizmodo.com/5939394/the-republican-party

MissTaken August 30, 2012 at 6:47 pm

Nooooo! I was so looking forward to Holo-Ronnie eating some jelly beans and falling asleep on stage.

IonaTrailer August 30, 2012 at 6:18 pm

OH SNAP! The mystery speaker is going to be Clint Eastwood.
I am shocked. Totally shocked. What happened? Is this Alzheimer's?
Say it ain't so!

Steverino247 August 30, 2012 at 6:42 pm

Nah, he's going to be a paid speaker playing a role. You watch.

IonaTrailer August 30, 2012 at 6:54 pm

(OT-but – my dad went to school with the original Steverino. What a great funny man he was.)

Steverino247 August 31, 2012 at 12:03 am

Your dad was a very lucky man. I used to watch The Steve Allen Show all the time when I was a kid. I can't even remember when it was on, but I don't think I missed a show except when I was sent to my room for something stupid.

LibertyLover August 30, 2012 at 7:13 pm

I wanna see this. The actor of the "Halftime in America" commercial touting the recovery of the American Car Industry stumping for Mitt "Let Detroit Go Bankrupt" Romney.

There is some fresh irony right there. In the end, I'm sure that Clint will deliver his lines very well. Unless he's there to suffocate Romney with a pillow.

SorosBot August 30, 2012 at 7:38 pm

But I thought Republicans didn't like it when those Hollywood types spout off on politics as if they were experts!

bobbert August 30, 2012 at 7:41 pm

Clint's not a "Hollywood type", he's an "icon". See? Oh, and he's been a Repubic forever, so it's OK.

BlueStateLibel August 30, 2012 at 7:51 pm

Who would have guessed that they would've picked an angry old white guy…

EarnestTaxpayer August 30, 2012 at 6:21 pm

Generating more angry white guys fits in with their plan where the white fellas get all rapey with some white ladies, who can't have abortions, and whose rapey daddies don't hang around to be good daddies, thus resulting in more angry white fellas to get all rapey with some white ladies……(cuz you know, single mom, she actually wanted it, daddy got the criminal gene….I saw this on Law N Order)

BlueStateLibel August 30, 2012 at 6:29 pm

Can't Ann Romney just have some more sons?!

LibertyLover August 30, 2012 at 7:08 pm

Egg's egg factory has been shut down…

deleted4877492 August 30, 2012 at 6:45 pm

There are rumors of welfare recipients being abandoned, but their lifelines will not be cut because of possible ghetto rioting. Total national household wealth is over 65 trillion dollars, 20% is held by middle-class homeowners. It is a tempting morsel to chew on.

SorosBot August 30, 2012 at 7:07 pm

With our usual trolls, you can kind of see what they're trying to say, if you squint; but this here, this just makes no sense whatsoever. Maybe you should try laying off the meth?

polnick August 30, 2012 at 7:19 pm

The brain dead have no intuition they need facts, the Mystic finds reality by intuition. Most visitors on this site can only see with implanted information..

SorosBot August 30, 2012 at 7:32 pm

The Mystics – you mean the creatures that were separated from the Skeksis in The Dark Crystal? I don't remember them finding reality by intuition.

Oh and the brain dead are the people who follow their intuition instead of facts, moran.

bobbert August 30, 2012 at 7:41 pm

I think it's just trying to accumulate pee.

Ooops — gone now. That was weird.

SorosBot August 30, 2012 at 7:46 pm

Huh. Another troll who got called out yesterday also quickly deleted their account; I wonder if this was the same guy or our trolls are just getting ridiculously thin-skinned.

MissTaken August 30, 2012 at 7:11 pm

Derp.

AncienReggie August 30, 2012 at 6:52 pm

They've generated a lot of anger in me. And I'm pretty damned white.

Generation[redacted] August 30, 2012 at 6:52 pm

I can't believe I'm the one saying this, but…

You know who ELSE couldn't generate enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term?

Blueb4sinrise August 30, 2012 at 7:28 pm

Henry Morton Stanley?

SayItWithWookies August 30, 2012 at 7:40 pm

General MacArthur?

comrad_darkness August 30, 2012 at 7:45 pm

Ave Maria University?

Mumbletypeg August 30, 2012 at 8:13 pm

Million Man Marchers?

LibertyLover August 30, 2012 at 7:07 pm

Aha! That is why they are against abortions for rape victims… that would definitely create some angry white persons right there.

MissTaken August 30, 2012 at 7:22 pm

Just turned on the RNC stream. I see that after 3 days neither the band nor the dancing delegates have improved. In fact, it seems worse, much worse.

Blueb4sinrise August 30, 2012 at 7:28 pm

Hope you have an umbrella.

SorosBot August 30, 2012 at 7:30 pm

I'm starting CNN's livestream now; at the moment there appears to be nothing going on, just an empty stage and conventioneers milling about.

MissTaken August 30, 2012 at 7:40 pm

You missed the band playing the Beatles' "Eight Days a Week" and the delegates hip thrusting to it.

I did not came.

LibertyLover August 30, 2012 at 8:01 pm

What did you expect after a 3 day bender?

randcoolcatdaddy August 30, 2012 at 7:24 pm

Gee, Lindsey … so you've finally figured out that selling Republicanism is a bit like selling horseless carriages to people who want to get somewhere faster than 10 miles per hour without shoveling horseshit?

ttommyunger August 30, 2012 at 7:26 pm

Judging from the size of that smile, I'd say he just got a reach-around from some really big, really angry white guy.

iburl August 30, 2012 at 7:30 pm

I know how to make more angry white men. Defeat Mitt Romney.

TootsStansbury August 30, 2012 at 7:42 pm

Ick. parade of horribles. Again. Dislikage.

SorosBot August 30, 2012 at 7:43 pm

Here's Connie Mack IV talking about the importance of individual effort and hard work. Really. This is one of the most unintentionally ironic speeches I've ever heard.

SayItWithWookies August 30, 2012 at 7:43 pm

Heh — Connie Mack just announced that America's reliance on individual effort is what landed the Curiosity rover on Mars.

emmelemm August 30, 2012 at 7:56 pm

Yes, nothing to do with taxpayer funds going to NASA where edumacated people (who might have gone to public school!) did great things.

Nothing at all!

SorosBot August 30, 2012 at 7:57 pm

The government didn't build that!

bobbert August 30, 2012 at 7:56 pm

And the average Republican won't see a thing wrong with that statement.

Blueb4sinrise August 30, 2012 at 8:04 pm

yagottabeshittinme

SayItWithWookies August 30, 2012 at 8:10 pm

For real. Then Neil Armstrong landing on the moon. There were some private things in his list too, but those stood out.

OurHoboSenator August 30, 2012 at 7:46 pm

Needz moar holograms

SorosBot August 30, 2012 at 7:46 pm

Reagan, on video! DRINK!!

reliefsinn August 30, 2012 at 7:50 pm

Crap, I have nothing alcoholic in the house. Now Gingrich is on, honestly, Callista looks as if ray-beams are going to start shooting from her eyes.
Beam on!

MissTaken August 30, 2012 at 7:50 pm

The Bird is blending into the blue.

SayItWithWookies August 30, 2012 at 7:50 pm

Ugh — Newt bring Barbiesicle on stage with him — maybe her frozen rictus is designed to make him look more human by contrast.

TootsStansbury August 30, 2012 at 7:50 pm

OT: i thought I was seeing Scot Walker the other day on the TV but I think it was this Prince Reebo person, they all look alike with their rat faces; squinty eyed bastards.

SayItWithWookies August 30, 2012 at 7:59 pm

Scott Walker's tell is that when he says a lie he nods (which is supposed to encourage the viewer to think of it as affirmation) and then looks quickly to the left. That's one of the tricks I use to differentiate them.

MissTaken August 30, 2012 at 7:51 pm

Callista does the double-blink thing.

SorosBot August 30, 2012 at 7:52 pm

Callista is still very scary looking.

LibertyLover August 30, 2012 at 7:52 pm

The Romney?Ryan budget will create some angry white guys.

Neoyorquino August 30, 2012 at 7:53 pm

They're generating plenty of angry white guys, like me. Trouble for them is, I'm angry at the GOP, not with them.

BoroPrimorac August 30, 2012 at 7:53 pm

They don't need angry white guys. They just need to convince all the non-white kids that the rich are awesome and they're be back in bidness.

SorosBot August 30, 2012 at 7:53 pm

No, Reagan's program did not work; it was a disaster for the country. I lived through it!

OurHoboSenator August 30, 2012 at 7:54 pm

Please to go fuck yourselves, Newt and Callista.

SorosBot August 30, 2012 at 7:55 pm

They're repeating the lie that Obama "gutted" the welfare work requirements. No he didn't – although doing so would be a good idea. This is just flat-out lying; Newt your pants are on fire.

SayItWithWookies August 30, 2012 at 7:55 pm

There must be some sort of contest to see who can utter the most bullshit in their speech. Newt said Romney's energy plan was the type of bold something-or-other that Reagan would have done. Um — has anyone heard or seen a Romney energy plan?

reliefsinn August 30, 2012 at 8:05 pm

Well, Reagan's "bold" move was to take the solar panels off the White House, and it's been downhill ever since. Conservatives haven't had any good ideas, period, concerning energy policy or global warming, never mind "bold" ones.
I might need an intervention if I keep watching this bs.

OurHoboSenator August 30, 2012 at 7:56 pm

I live in Ohio, but I want one of those giant foam Michigan hands they just showed on C-SPAN. No snark.

Biff August 30, 2012 at 7:57 pm

raygun x ∞ +1= endless vomit. I can't take another night of this shit.

BlueStateLibel August 30, 2012 at 7:58 pm

So any live-blogging tonight? I hear Mitt's going to present DNA samples proving he's actually human.*
*Guaranteed 97% human by Human Emulation Robotics Company LLC.

SayItWithWookies August 30, 2012 at 8:01 pm

Juntos con Romney? I think they spelled Juntas wrong.

Toomush_Infer August 30, 2012 at 8:01 pm

Just watching Callista "Whore Diamonds" Gingrich & hubby addressing a sad crowd who can't party for three hours anymore, much less three days in the heat and fuck it….

LibertyLover August 30, 2012 at 8:01 pm

Romney son is speaking Spanish.

FakaktaSouth August 30, 2012 at 8:04 pm

What the fuck is this? And why did Ann look like her kid just won a spelling bee? And WHY with all that money could they not do something about the size of what ever his name is' gums?

Biff August 30, 2012 at 8:02 pm

Seems they like the Spanish language when it's spoken by a fucking honky…

SayItWithWookies August 30, 2012 at 8:02 pm

Craig Romney speaks great Spanish. Apparently he can't speak English though.

SorosBot August 30, 2012 at 8:04 pm

So now's the part when the Republicans try and convince the non-racist white people that they're not really racist and don't hate Latinos. Sorry they've made it way too obvious recently.

Biff August 30, 2012 at 8:06 pm

Jeb is Mexican too!

LibertyLover August 30, 2012 at 8:07 pm

Earth shattering news. Jeb loves W.

Hey! Obama's kept us safe, too.

Biff August 30, 2012 at 8:07 pm

Kept us safe? Kept us SAFE? By bombing all the browns of the planet into oblivion? Fuck you, Jeb, AND your moron brother.

SorosBot August 30, 2012 at 8:13 pm

And by, when given a briefing titled "Bin Laden Determined to Attack in US", saying "Now your ass is covered".

SorosBot August 30, 2012 at 8:07 pm

Jeb is out, but not the actual former president; it's almost like they don't to remind us of why everyone hates their party.

SayItWithWookies August 30, 2012 at 8:08 pm

Wow, what a diss from Jeb — He said something about his father and grandfather being inspiring figures who did great things and then said "And as for my brother — well, I love my brother."

Too bad it didn't stop there. The haranguing of Obama for allegedly blaming his predecessor for the situation we're in now, though, is especially tiresome from someone whose brother has yet to acknowledge the failure that was 9/11, which actually happened on his watch. Feh, Jeb.

LibertyLover August 30, 2012 at 8:09 pm

Again, they love education, They just don't want to fund it.

TootsStansbury August 30, 2012 at 8:09 pm

Another OT I am just watching Chappelle; goddammit funny! Fuck these assholes. Funny wins. Always.

LibertyLover August 30, 2012 at 8:10 pm

How come improving America's schools doesn't get bigger applause than McCain's 4 more wars speech?

Biff August 30, 2012 at 8:10 pm

The fucking projection, it burns.

Biff August 30, 2012 at 8:11 pm

It's spitting rain, hail, and it's blowing like crazy. Ima go walk around in it, rather than watch this shit.

FakaktaSouth August 30, 2012 at 8:12 pm

These kids were once written off, by WHOM? WHO do you think was trying to fuck over Hispanic kids?

Barrelhse August 30, 2012 at 8:12 pm

Big Surprise. Squint Driftwood.
Rowdy Yates woulda NEVER sold out.

SayItWithWookies August 30, 2012 at 8:13 pm

Jeb says Rick Scott has made Florida's schools most improved among hispanics and some other groups — I can only imagine he did this by making the education for the white kids suck just as much as that for the minority kids.

LibertyLover August 30, 2012 at 8:13 pm

This crowd is NOT going to like that you are teaching science to kids.

SorosBot August 30, 2012 at 8:14 pm

As a ginger, I hereby revoke this bearded guy's ginger membership card.

LibertyLover August 30, 2012 at 8:15 pm

Ahhh There's the other shoe… private school choice.

Blueb4sinrise August 30, 2012 at 8:23 pm

I'm hoping some helpful aide puts Everclear in Rmoney's bottled water.

Biff August 30, 2012 at 8:34 pm

WTF? Church>State now? Fuck this guy, too!

Biff August 30, 2012 at 10:36 pm

GAH! The thread up ^^^ there booted me off, and I'm unable to snark!

mosjef August 30, 2012 at 10:53 pm

Under what rock do they find these cretins?

Negropolis August 31, 2012 at 12:54 am

Isn't this literally the most honest thing a Republican has ever said, publically, in months?

Negropolis August 31, 2012 at 1:31 am

I like angry white guys…like Bill Maher and Michael Moore and honorary angry white guys like Jon Stewart and Lewis Black.

The ones that aren't angry at social injustice, though? Yeah, not so much.

Tricky_Dick August 31, 2012 at 11:27 am

She likes to be fed alright!

Biel_ze_Bubba August 31, 2012 at 10:17 pm

It's remarkable that to this fuckwit, "winning the demographics race" means getting more white male votes. Does not sound like a winning strategy to me, not now and most certainly not in the future.

LibrarianX September 3, 2012 at 7:49 pm

How can Lindsey talk at all with a mouth full of pillow?

Baconzgood August 30, 2012 at 4:54 pm

Hahahaha. I got that…and it gave me the clap.

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