EAT THE RICH  2:00 pm August 30, 2012

World’s Worst Woman And World’s Richest Woman Are Coincidentally Very Same Person

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

she ate your milkshakeThe Los Angeles Times brings us this important story of a very nice lady — the world’s wealthiest! — explaining to poor people to shut up and eat their fucking gruel:

Just in case you were beginning to think rich people were deeply misunderstood and that they feel the pain of those who are less fortunate, here’s the world’s wealthiest woman, Australian mining tycoon Gina Rinehart, with some helpful advice.

“If you’re jealous of those with more money, don’t just sit there and complain,” she said in a magazine piece. “Do something to make more money yourself — spend less time drinking or smoking and socialising, and more time working.”

But wait, because it gets better! (Of course it does.)

In other news, Rinehart — who inherited her $30 billion — says people are poor because the minimum wage is too high. If anything, it just makes too much sense! [LAT]

 

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{ 294 comments }

MissNancyPriss August 30, 2012 at 2:01 pm

Happy Thursday, ladies.

bumfug August 30, 2012 at 2:15 pm

Sure not a happy Thursday for the guys – between this and the picture of Jan Brewer earlier, I won't get a boner til 2015.

Geminisunmars August 30, 2012 at 2:32 pm

Wow, that's too bad. Making sure our male wonketeers have good strong regular boners is what all us ladies live for.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 30, 2012 at 2:35 pm

So, you have a use?

bikerlaureate August 30, 2012 at 2:57 pm

Getting sammiches doesn't count now?

Geminisunmars August 30, 2012 at 2:58 pm

Was it good for you?

Barbara_ August 30, 2012 at 2:01 pm

She must have inherited it. There is no way in hell she married into it.

MissNancyPriss August 30, 2012 at 2:02 pm

:)

Barbara_ August 30, 2012 at 2:04 pm

Nancy, she wants us to spend less time drinking, smoking and socializing. That's just not going to happen. Wanna go get a drink?

larrykat August 30, 2012 at 2:07 pm

I'll go as soon as I finish my cigarette.

MissNancyPriss August 30, 2012 at 2:07 pm

Surely, but we'll have to dip into my boss' s liquor cabinet, cause this lazy, drunk non rich ladee is at work!

Callyson August 30, 2012 at 2:33 pm

Count me in, and good morning!

MissTaken August 30, 2012 at 2:06 pm

No one wants to buy that cow.

actor212 August 30, 2012 at 2:11 pm

Fuck. No one of us even want to milk it.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 30, 2012 at 2:12 pm

Hell, no one wants to make leather out of it.

not that Dewey August 30, 2012 at 2:13 pm

I wouldn't even want to burn its poop.

actor212 August 30, 2012 at 2:16 pm

She'd make a great naughahyde, tho.

sullivanst August 30, 2012 at 2:17 pm

You could make a hell of a lot of leather from that, though.

YasserArraFeck August 30, 2012 at 2:30 pm

Looks pretty leathery already

Beowoof August 30, 2012 at 2:31 pm

Well it is obvious she works on breakfast, until lunch, then naps until dinner.

Baconzgood August 30, 2012 at 2:04 pm

FAT FUCKING CUNT!!!!!!!!!!

freakishlywrong August 30, 2012 at 2:09 pm

Cunts are insulted by this comment.

natoslug August 30, 2012 at 2:25 pm

SHE ATED CHRIS CHRISTIE!!!!!

HogeyeGrex August 30, 2012 at 3:35 pm

But she lacks the warmth, depth and charm.

Not_So_Much August 30, 2012 at 5:00 pm

I'd hit that. With a bag of hammers.

DWW August 30, 2012 at 6:09 pm
FNMA August 30, 2012 at 2:04 pm

So that's what happened to Leatherface.

BaldarTFlagass August 30, 2012 at 2:05 pm

Fuck off, sheila.

no_gravity August 30, 2012 at 2:05 pm

I'd shut up and eat my fucking gruel but obviously she's already eaten it as well as everything else on the planet. And probably a few plump children too.

Beowoof August 30, 2012 at 2:32 pm

Okay, who did her, oh wait she is rich I can see how someone might have now.

not that Dewey August 30, 2012 at 2:05 pm

You mean she's not a Walton? 'Cause that face has "People of Walmart" written all over it.

BaldarTFlagass August 30, 2012 at 2:12 pm

"You mean she's not a Walton?"

G'night, Gina-Boy.

PsycWench August 30, 2012 at 4:04 pm

I thought she was the mother of that Honey Boo Boo Child, myself.

GuyClinch August 30, 2012 at 2:05 pm

Her plan for eradicating poverty is to eat poor people, clearly.

Darthhippy August 30, 2012 at 2:12 pm

A Modest Proposal?

RedneckMuslin August 30, 2012 at 2:17 pm

Get in my belly!

YouBetcha August 30, 2012 at 2:05 pm

I salute you, the future Mrs. Gingrich.

sullivanst August 30, 2012 at 2:18 pm

She'd eat his whore diamonds.

Serolf_Divad August 30, 2012 at 2:30 pm

But is she attractive enough to be First Lady?

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 30, 2012 at 2:36 pm

Compared to Newt?

chicken_thief August 30, 2012 at 2:34 pm

I thought Walnuts married the rich ones. If Cindy's wealth ever deteriorates, this *gal* could be first in line for his affections.

YouBetcha August 30, 2012 at 3:36 pm

Newt's already married once for love, once to trade in for a healthier model, and once again to trade in for a newer model. Number Four is going to be for the dollaz.

BloviateMe August 30, 2012 at 2:05 pm

Fat Bastard in drag is a bit on the mean natured side, me-thinks.

pdiddycornchips August 30, 2012 at 2:16 pm

Shouldn't she be heading off to track 9 3/4? School is about to start.

SavageDrummer August 30, 2012 at 2:30 pm

She eats because she's a terrible person, and she's a terrible person because she eats… No… wait… she's just a terrible person…

4TheTurnstiles August 30, 2012 at 2:06 pm

Wow, Pauline Hanson has let herself go these days.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIDAI0vfUYg

Crank_Tango August 30, 2012 at 2:06 pm

I'd [pukes into garbage can] hit that?

OneDollarJuana August 30, 2012 at 2:10 pm

Ever see the movie "Kingpin"?

jodyleek August 30, 2012 at 2:20 pm

I was thinking "Fatliners" starring Ron Jeremy and a bunch of broads who look like that wench.

not that Dewey August 30, 2012 at 2:14 pm

Too soon!

sullivanst August 30, 2012 at 2:18 pm

Not even with Donald Trump's dick.

HogeyeGrex August 30, 2012 at 4:44 pm

With a Garden Weasel, maybe.

And here I thought the last post was unfappable.

Also, too.

Baconzgood August 30, 2012 at 2:06 pm

You would be a bitch if you had a Japanese harpoon sticking out of your side to.

OneDollarJuana August 30, 2012 at 2:10 pm

That might be funny except that even the Japanese have limits on what they will eat.

Native_of_SL_UT August 30, 2012 at 6:26 pm

Their favorite ingredient on their pizza is corn. Nuf said.

larrykat August 30, 2012 at 2:06 pm

She either needs a sex change or she had a real bad one going the other direction already.

OzoneTom August 30, 2012 at 2:07 pm

The alt-text reminds me of that old joke:
David Koch, a teabagger, and a teacher sit down in front of a plate of a dozen cookies. Koch grabs 11 of them and stuffs them in his pocket then leans over to the 'bagger and whispers "Watch out or that union thug is going to steal your cookie!"

fuflans August 30, 2012 at 2:07 pm

god created honey badger to balance her out.

rmjagg August 30, 2012 at 5:40 pm

she's got honey bucket written all over her ' face ' ….

fartknocker August 30, 2012 at 2:07 pm

Fat, crabby women who inherit great wealth are my friends.

Mitt Romney

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 30, 2012 at 2:13 pm

Fat, crabby women who inherit great wealth are people too, my friends.

Callyson August 30, 2012 at 2:08 pm

Rinehart — who inherited her $30 billion

How long before she uses the "I built that" lie/line?

BaldarTFlagass August 30, 2012 at 2:08 pm

Australian mining tycoon? Bet she owns the Blue Sky Mine.

actor212 August 30, 2012 at 2:12 pm

It's safe to say her bed ain't burnin'.

GlowneyHouse August 30, 2012 at 2:15 pm

But the wood joints are straining mightily.

sudsmckenzie August 30, 2012 at 2:08 pm

She controls All your trailer parks.

John Birf Society August 30, 2012 at 2:09 pm

Immediately after making this statement, she stared pensively at her most prized possession: Han Solo frozen in carbonite.

BloviateMe August 30, 2012 at 2:13 pm

That comment is neat-o.

tihond August 30, 2012 at 2:31 pm

Or she threatened Lone Star and Barf.

Steverino247 August 30, 2012 at 6:04 pm

I'm surrounded by assholes!

Dashboard Buddha August 30, 2012 at 6:51 pm

I nominate this to Win the Day.

Negropolis August 31, 2012 at 2:39 am

Comment of the Week.

MissTaken August 30, 2012 at 2:09 pm

The eyeliner and lipstick really brighten her complexion.

jodyleek August 30, 2012 at 2:21 pm

Here I thought it was the bacon grease!

sewollef August 30, 2012 at 4:33 pm

The eyeliner and lipstick really brighten her complexion.

Erm… oh never mind.

You're right, you're right of course MissT… if she'd only look a little harder at freshening up her wardrobe, she could be really sweet.

Native_of_SL_UT August 30, 2012 at 6:31 pm

What the difference between a pit bull and a rich Australian mining tycoon?
Fuckin' nothing.
And lipstick is absolutely pointless as hell on both.

OneDollarJuana August 30, 2012 at 2:09 pm

Clearly, she hasn't gotten rich by not eating.

Serolf_Divad August 30, 2012 at 2:31 pm

Akiraaaaa!

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 30, 2012 at 2:09 pm

Mining heiress, or hog breeder, you be the judge.

prommie August 30, 2012 at 2:14 pm

No no no, not "breeder," you mean "brood sow."

Baconzgood August 30, 2012 at 2:09 pm

I find this IMPOSSIBLE to masterbate to.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 30, 2012 at 2:13 pm

Here, I agree with you.

Crank_Tango August 30, 2012 at 2:29 pm

I'm turtling and it is going to take a lot of coaxing to get the little bastard out of his shell now.

BaldarTFlagass August 30, 2012 at 2:43 pm
Lionel[redacted]Esq August 30, 2012 at 2:45 pm

Yeah, but isn't masturbating to a picture of our editrix sort of like masturbating to a picture of your mother?

bikerlaureate August 30, 2012 at 3:00 pm

Change that to "stepmother" and a new world of opportunity awaits.

BaldarTFlagass August 30, 2012 at 3:01 pm

Insert obligatory "yer mom" joke here.

starfanglednut August 30, 2012 at 5:32 pm

Paging Dr. Freud…

UnholyMoses August 30, 2012 at 3:06 pm

Side boob fail.

Baconzgood August 30, 2012 at 3:08 pm

Thank you. She does look pretty fly in that number.

PsycWench August 30, 2012 at 4:05 pm

For which we are all thankful.

x111e7thst August 30, 2012 at 2:10 pm

What gruel – she ate it all!

freakishlywrong August 30, 2012 at 2:10 pm

Sometimes the ugly on the inside seeps out. Karma, bitches.

OneYieldRegular August 30, 2012 at 2:45 pm

Is that what she was having drained from her face when she was in David Lynch's Dune?

timbo71351 August 30, 2012 at 2:10 pm

She looks like the nice lady from Dance Moms. Too bad she isn't a U.S. citizen or she could be Mittens' running mate.

Guppy August 30, 2012 at 2:25 pm

Why hasn't she followed the path to citizenship blazed by Rupert Murdoch?

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 30, 2012 at 2:10 pm

Is it too late to give her a speaking slot at the GOP convention? Bump Paul Ryan for the VP Slot? You know Romney wants to party with her (in the Caymans, ideally).

larrykat August 30, 2012 at 2:11 pm

Must force from minds eye: Her and Chris Christie knocking boots.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 30, 2012 at 2:14 pm

I'm sure that would result in a black hole.

larrykat August 30, 2012 at 2:18 pm

Great, more detail that I must force out.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 30, 2012 at 2:22 pm

Ah, but with a black hole, light can't escape, so you couldn't actually see it (although the pile of vomit in front of you otherwise might provide the same effect).

FakaktaSouth August 30, 2012 at 2:10 pm

Rosie O'Donnell's nasty Aussie twin-sister needs to teach me more about learning how to make money off of inherited mining dollars. I imagine all of her workers are paid and treated incredibly well.

larrykat August 30, 2012 at 2:12 pm

Trapped 2000 feet down? Quit yer whinin' and dig yourself out, mate!

prommie August 30, 2012 at 2:15 pm

Mining is a notoriously safe and well-compensated trade. I'm thinking of looking into it.

FakaktaSouth August 30, 2012 at 2:21 pm

Shit me too. Of course that would also be preferable to sitting in a cubicle and doing excel spreadsheets all day. The chances of a suffocating death are smaller too.

DaveJ August 30, 2012 at 2:10 pm

You can't have your cake factory and eat it. Well, you can, in her case.

actor212 August 30, 2012 at 2:10 pm

I wonder if she'd feel differently if the genetic lottery she won included a lot less money and a lot more boobs.

BloviateMe August 30, 2012 at 2:11 pm

“If you’re jealous of those with more money, don’t just sit there and complain,” she said in a magazine piece. “Do something to make more money yourself — spend less time drinking or smoking and socialising, and more time working.”

…and the Australian guillotine industry immediately ramps up production.

Steverino247 August 30, 2012 at 6:08 pm

We're gonna need a bigger blade…

Rotundo_ August 30, 2012 at 8:13 pm

No need for a blade, just drive her out into the desert and let her be. Much more amusing for much longer. 120degrees in the shade would be a good character building exercise for her, until she got delirious.

Biel_ze_Bubba August 31, 2012 at 4:42 pm

Bonus: an entire pack of dingoes can be fed for a month.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 30, 2012 at 2:11 pm

Is it really worth having billion if you don't drink, smoke or socialize? Then again, I guess if you have billions, you can tell the hooker to be quiet while you snort cocaine off of her ass.

FNMA August 30, 2012 at 2:27 pm

You can't snort a line of coke off a woman’s ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly.

– Hank Moody

elviouslyqueer August 30, 2012 at 2:11 pm

Darling, your "let them eat cake" attitude wouldn't be nearly so reprehensible if it didn't look like you've already chowed down on the entire. fucking. bakery.

Toomush_Infer August 30, 2012 at 2:23 pm

"Let them eat – wait! That's my cake, losers!…"

BaldarTFlagass August 30, 2012 at 2:29 pm

"Are you going to eat your roll?"

rmjagg August 30, 2012 at 5:43 pm

baking industry

EatsBabyDingos August 30, 2012 at 2:11 pm

I thought only beatiful people came from platinum vaginas.

Schmannnity August 30, 2012 at 2:11 pm

Elle McPherson has totally gone to pot.

sewollef August 30, 2012 at 4:40 pm

I'm not so sure…. 'cos I was just searching for that full length shot of the 47 y.o. Elle…. and here it is. At 47 years old. 47.

She'd do for me.

Crank_Tango August 30, 2012 at 2:12 pm

I refuse to believe this woman didn't come by all her money through "scratch-offs."

sewollef August 30, 2012 at 4:43 pm

By "scratch offs", you mean scratching off the scabs from those pus-filled boils she's got, right?

Wadisay August 30, 2012 at 2:12 pm

I bet there's some kind of backstory about a deal with Satan: you can have $30 billion, Gina, but it will cost you your soul, your conscience, your personality, and any grace you might possess. Oh yeah, and your good looks.

sewollef August 30, 2012 at 4:44 pm

She did the deal… at the crossroads. See what she looked like before.

Hammiepants August 30, 2012 at 2:13 pm

World, you're fucking with my emotional well-being today in a myriad of ways.

EatsBabyDingos August 30, 2012 at 2:13 pm

She reminds me of Arnold the pig after the nose job.

rmjagg August 30, 2012 at 5:46 pm

the ziffles should of baked and eaten him …

SorosBot August 30, 2012 at 2:13 pm

How can poor people spend more time working when most of them already have two or three jobs just to make ends meet?

Geminisunmars August 30, 2012 at 2:40 pm

Lazy slobs insist on getting a square four hours of sleep every night.

starfanglednut August 30, 2012 at 5:34 pm

And they want to eat too!

Geminisunmars August 30, 2012 at 7:00 pm

So needy. Selfish.

wolvenwood13 August 30, 2012 at 6:16 pm

Do you REALLY think she cares about things like facts and logic?

freakishlywrong August 30, 2012 at 2:13 pm

She ATE all the fucking cake.

natoslug August 30, 2012 at 2:34 pm

And all the pie, the fat bastard.

OurHoboSenator August 30, 2012 at 2:14 pm

I guess we know now who the top secret super surprise GOP speaker will be tonight.

pdiddycornchips August 30, 2012 at 2:14 pm

"If you’re jealous of those with more money, don’t just sit there and complain,”

That's good advice. It's best to be proactive. Much in the way Russians were proactive in 1917 or the French in 1789. Being a self absorbed billionaire is great until the serfs paid to protect you decide it's in their best interest to stop doing that. I can't imagine she has many friends willing die for her.

MissTaken August 30, 2012 at 2:14 pm

Now I know why the GOP mascot is an elephant.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 30, 2012 at 2:23 pm

It produces the largest amount of shit?

Jus_Wonderin August 30, 2012 at 2:14 pm

Forget about her money. I want to be able to bend light rays around me and effect the tides as she does. How do I get there? Obviously my smoking and drinking are not helping.

sullivanst August 30, 2012 at 2:36 pm

Oh, the drinking's helping, but cut out the smoking for sure, and the heroin too.

BaldarTFlagass August 30, 2012 at 2:14 pm

That pic gives James Caan the heebie jeebies. "I'm your biggest fan!"

Schmannnity August 30, 2012 at 2:17 pm

That comment made my ankles hurt.

Jus_Wonderin August 30, 2012 at 2:19 pm

Look at the photo again. The pain in your eyes will make you forget any other pains.

actor212 August 30, 2012 at 2:14 pm

Wait. I recognize her now!

She played The Collector in "Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome"!

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 30, 2012 at 2:24 pm

Can't we just get beyond Thunderdome?

Crank_Tango August 30, 2012 at 2:39 pm

I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande…

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 30, 2012 at 2:25 pm

And I'm pretty sure if you look at the credits, she was one of the hogs in Underworld powering Thunderdome.

actor212 August 30, 2012 at 2:29 pm

Dual casting. There were budget issues. Mysteriously, the catering budget tripled.

DaveJ August 30, 2012 at 2:15 pm

Finally my fan-fic about hot sexxx between WC Fields and Mama Cass is irrelevant.

BaldarTFlagass August 30, 2012 at 2:24 pm

"Is this Sydney Australia or Sydney Ohio?"

Isyaignert August 30, 2012 at 2:15 pm

You'd think with all of her money she could have a little something done about that fugly disgusting growth at the end of her neck.

BoroPrimorac August 30, 2012 at 2:16 pm

She's a walking advertisement for the nationalization of Australia's mines.

MissTaken August 30, 2012 at 2:16 pm

Australian mining tycoon typhoon Gina Rinehart

Negropolis August 31, 2012 at 2:46 am

That was good, Missy; reel gud.

Blueb4sinrise August 30, 2012 at 2:16 pm

We interrupt this monster for a news update…………………….

Damaged dam leads to evacuation along Tangipahoa River
http://www.wafb.com/story/19417024/dam-in-pike-co

Where: http://cfpub.epa.gov/surf/huc.cfm?huc_code=080702

>Bobby Jindal had ordered buses to the area to help evacuate residents.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-1942940

CNN UPDATE!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jason Whitely @JasonWhitely

Kentwood, LA along the #Tangipahoa River is the hometown of Britney Spears. Officials say fans always steal "home of" signs.

elviouslyqueer August 30, 2012 at 2:42 pm

Oh please. "Officials" disappeared those signs the exact minute Brit Brit got all skankified.

/been there, know this to be true

Blueb4sinrise August 30, 2012 at 2:45 pm

Once again Wonkette bringin the TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mittens Howell, III August 30, 2012 at 2:16 pm

Must be hard work, transferring that $30 Billion into her body mass index.

OneYieldRegular August 30, 2012 at 2:16 pm

I think a few of her miners would have a bone to pickaxe with her.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 30, 2012 at 2:17 pm

I'm assuming she has uranium mines, judging from the genetic mutations.

jodyleek August 30, 2012 at 2:26 pm

Looks more like Twinkie mines. They are made from yellow cake, no?

starfanglednut August 30, 2012 at 5:35 pm

Ha!

BaldarTFlagass August 30, 2012 at 2:17 pm

Ask her about her "tramp stamp."

not that Dewey August 30, 2012 at 2:21 pm

"hurl mural" would be more accurate

Jus_Wonderin August 30, 2012 at 2:23 pm

Is there that much ink in the world?

starfanglednut August 30, 2012 at 5:35 pm

It's the size of Rhode Island.

Steverino247 August 30, 2012 at 6:11 pm

Providence Libel!!!

a_pink_poodle August 30, 2012 at 2:17 pm

Rinehart, whose family iron ore prospecting fortune of Aus$29.2 billion

Aaaaaaand fuck you, lady. I'll take my riches making advice from someone like Bill Gates who didn't inherit billions of dollars.

sbj1964 August 30, 2012 at 2:17 pm

Typical wealthy contempt for those of us little people.Mittens is no different.

starfanglednut August 30, 2012 at 5:36 pm

dude, I love ya, but SPACE BAR!

IncenseDebate August 30, 2012 at 2:17 pm

Rupert Murdoch has let himself go since the recent scandals.

Generation[redacted] August 30, 2012 at 3:45 pm

He eats when he's under stress.

Terry August 30, 2012 at 2:18 pm

All that money and she can't afford to put conditioner in her hair?

BaldarTFlagass August 30, 2012 at 2:19 pm

♫ Moving to Australia soon
gonna be a metal mine tycoon.♪

Steverino247 August 30, 2012 at 6:19 pm

I'm gonna get me a horse, just about…

Wait a minute, a team of Clydesdales couldn't move that bitch.

kittensdontlie August 30, 2012 at 2:19 pm

Being the world's bitchiest woman is not enough hate for her, she is also screwing her own children out of her inherited fortune….they must be ne'er do wells like the rest of us.

KeepFnThatChicken August 30, 2012 at 2:19 pm

All that money, yet no shampoo…

Carabella1 August 30, 2012 at 2:19 pm

She clearly hasn't missed a meal. I wonder if she likes her servant meat rare or well done.

barto August 30, 2012 at 2:20 pm

Certainly she can afford to have SOME work done. I know genetics can be cruel, but…

GorzoTheMighty August 30, 2012 at 2:20 pm

That is a woman?

Jus_Wonderin August 30, 2012 at 2:25 pm

Yup. Gina. It might have helped if her parents named her Gyna.

Tundra Grifter August 30, 2012 at 2:26 pm

Maybe technically…

MacRaith August 30, 2012 at 2:21 pm

Why do people who inherit their wealth always imagine that they worked very hard to obtain it?

Tundra Grifter August 30, 2012 at 2:25 pm

They sure as Hell didn't work as hard as the people who married money.

bikerlaureate August 30, 2012 at 3:06 pm

Well, we don't know how insufferable her parents were…

writechic August 30, 2012 at 2:23 pm

Someone should throw her (ok, wench her) into a room with Chris Christie and a twinkie.

GeorgiaBurning August 30, 2012 at 2:24 pm

Wow, imagine that coming at you out of a hole in the ground

Jus_Wonderin August 30, 2012 at 2:33 pm

Hell, as large as she appears she has to create a trench wherever she locomotes.

Steverino247 August 30, 2012 at 6:21 pm

Usul has called a big one. Again, it is the legend…

Magic Sam August 30, 2012 at 2:25 pm

She's done something I'd previously thought impossible: She's made an Australian accent unsexy.

SorosBot August 30, 2012 at 2:26 pm

Rupert Murdoch already took care of that.

Tundra Grifter August 30, 2012 at 2:25 pm

Back when SNL was funny, Cheryl Tiegs said "If you need money, sell your name to Sears. I did and got a million dollars."

Terry August 30, 2012 at 2:25 pm

"There is no monopoly on becoming a millionaire," she said by way of encouragement. "Become one of those people who work hard, invest and build, and at the same time create employment and opportunities for others."

Says the woman who inherited billions.

grex1949 August 30, 2012 at 2:25 pm

She certainly looks happy and contented in the photo.

SorosBot August 30, 2012 at 2:25 pm

Wait, I recognize this person; the money comes from winning the lottery with the numbers 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, and 42.

emmelemm August 30, 2012 at 2:27 pm

Jorge Garcia libel!

MissTaken August 30, 2012 at 2:37 pm

i *knew* the numbers were evil

BaldarTFlagass August 30, 2012 at 2:25 pm

World’s Worst Woman And World’s Richest Woman Are Coincidentally Very Same Person

And for the hat trick/trifecta, also World's Homeliest Woman!

greypanter August 30, 2012 at 2:26 pm

She suggests: "spend less time drinking or smoking and socialising, ". Obviously, eating is not something one need avoid to have lots of money.

HarryButtle August 30, 2012 at 2:28 pm

Mining tycoon in Australia? How much Aboriginal blood is on that money, sweetie?

emmelemm August 30, 2012 at 2:30 pm

All of it, Katie.

Groupshrug August 30, 2012 at 2:30 pm

It looks like Norm from Cheers gained a lot of weight and put on a wig.

Kid_Charlemagne August 30, 2012 at 3:01 pm

I was thinking Charles Durning in drag.

Toomush_Infer August 30, 2012 at 2:31 pm

Is there some way to get rid of this audio ad, the one where some black, finally employed voice actor says: "Ah have not received the hope and change I was told about…." This is so clearly written by some rich white rebublican with no understanding about either the idea of hope (personal) or change (personal), that it offends me in a place where Ryan tells me I'm supposed to have a soul (corporate)…..

Geminisunmars August 30, 2012 at 2:47 pm

I complained yesterday and it went away, probably because the overlordessess heard me. Either that or because I muted my computer.

BlueStateLibel August 30, 2012 at 2:31 pm

World's Most Richest Woman is now World's Most Hated Woman.

poorgradstudent August 30, 2012 at 2:32 pm

I was trying to figure out why despite working as a teaching assistant, an office grunt,, and a full-time student/researcher I was still dirt poor, but I see now it's all been because of my occasional bar hopping…that and the .1% of the time I spend on having a social life.

Thanks, Baroness Harkonnen! I hope it won't take me too long to now become as wealthy as you!

elviouslyqueer August 30, 2012 at 2:46 pm

The spite must flow!

Geminisunmars August 30, 2012 at 2:48 pm

Aren't there some toilets, somewhere, that need cleaning?

CrunchyKnee August 30, 2012 at 2:33 pm

I thought Chris Farley died a while back?

RadioBowels August 30, 2012 at 2:33 pm

Leona Helmsley does not look well.

magic_titty August 30, 2012 at 2:34 pm

Stop drinking, smoking, socializing, and start working hard, and someday you too can inherit 30billion dollars.

deleted4877492 August 30, 2012 at 2:34 pm

Comparing ethics between the wealthy and the poor brings me to the conclusion that only the wealthy will enter heaven. The poor do not have the luxury of developing ethics when their bills have to be paid.

natoslug August 30, 2012 at 2:45 pm

W

Negropolis August 31, 2012 at 2:48 am

Oh, fuck off, already, with your silliness.

TootsStansbury August 30, 2012 at 2:36 pm

Gross. Oh and she's ugly to boot.

comrad_darkness August 30, 2012 at 2:37 pm

The only possible justice in this is if she uses her money to fuck with Murdoch.

Kid_Charlemagne August 30, 2012 at 2:38 pm

A dingo ate everything…

savethispatient August 30, 2012 at 2:39 pm

I can't believe the Wonkette has stooped to such blatant sexism; she's the World's Worst Person.

CrunchyKnee August 30, 2012 at 2:39 pm

"Family, religion, friends.. these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business." –Monty Burns

iburl August 30, 2012 at 2:39 pm

… the Hutt.

An_Outhouse August 30, 2012 at 2:40 pm

I'm not jealous of those with more moneyso I'm just going to continue drinking and smoking and socialising, and less time working.

You only live once, bitch. Take your hateful selfishness and let it eat away your innards until you die a miserable, painful, lonely death.

An_Outhouse August 30, 2012 at 2:41 pm

I was going to call her a cunt but I like cunts. I didn't want to permanently associate that picture with something warm, moist, and pleasurable.

viennawoods13 August 30, 2012 at 3:07 pm

As the owner of a cunt, I thank you.

Estproph August 30, 2012 at 2:41 pm

Is this a promo still for Shrek 4?

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 30, 2012 at 2:42 pm

I do have to admit, it would be hard to drink, smoke and socialize if I was constantly cramming food in my mouth.

Jus_Wonderin August 30, 2012 at 2:42 pm

Hey guys, anyone think one quick romp with her might be worth one billion?

ManchuCandidate August 30, 2012 at 2:47 pm

Try 15

Kid_Charlemagne August 30, 2012 at 2:47 pm

No. She bites the head off her sex partner post coitus.

Blueb4sinrise August 30, 2012 at 2:47 pm

Well, ………'quick romp' might be unlikely…..might need a topo map and gps….
still……….

mannacler August 30, 2012 at 3:03 pm

There isn't enough Viagra and whiskey on this planet.

Steverino247 August 30, 2012 at 6:23 pm

But how would you survive passing through the event horizon?

GorzoTheMighty August 30, 2012 at 2:43 pm

Something about her face. Has anyone really seen a picture of Rafalca?

BloviateMe August 30, 2012 at 2:46 pm

Ironically, Australian Mining is what her gyno calls it when he's using the ice scream scoop to deal with the built up yeast infection on that yawning cavern.

Mapmonger August 30, 2012 at 2:47 pm

Christ, what an asshole.

sailingthestyx August 30, 2012 at 2:47 pm

that guy with the long hair would flat out kick your ass for a nickel…

ManchuCandidate August 30, 2012 at 2:47 pm

I would not go down on that for all her money.

OurDailyBread August 30, 2012 at 2:51 pm

Marie Antoinette offered us cake instead of gruel. So Gina is worse than her too.

mustangsavvy August 30, 2012 at 2:52 pm

She's right. Minimum wage is too high in my native land. I mean, what do we what? A fucking living wage?! The idea. How would poor people know that they are you know….POOR? It would just elevate them above their station.

(All snark aside – shut the fuck up Gina, you're an embarrassment to our country. Dickhead.)

mannacler August 30, 2012 at 2:56 pm

Hey Guys! She's single.

Not_Mother August 30, 2012 at 2:58 pm

Woah. Russell Crowe has really let himself go.

Dashboard Buddha August 30, 2012 at 6:47 pm

Laughing now.

bibliotequetress August 30, 2012 at 3:04 pm

Is that the Captain? Did he eat Gilligan?

Dildeaux August 30, 2012 at 3:04 pm

Find more comments from Gina and watch her live cam at: entitledinsultingchubbymethaddledchicks.com

fuflans August 30, 2012 at 3:04 pm

i read about this chick a while back. apparently she's mean as a skunk, is feuding with her family (obv) and is trying to hoover up as many australian presses as she can get to force a pro mining agenda.

all in all, a delight.

Pat_Pending August 30, 2012 at 3:05 pm

Jabba the Cunt.

bibliotequetress August 30, 2012 at 3:05 pm

Obviously this woman earned her wealth by being uncomfortably squeezed out of her mother's teeny-tiny vagina.

rockyoumonkeys August 30, 2012 at 3:08 pm

I just cannot get enough of hearing rich people who inherited their wealth talking about the virtues of hard work.

Seriously, it's almost inspiring in a way.

Blunderthing August 30, 2012 at 3:08 pm

30 billion dollar heiress and still can't get laid.

polnick August 30, 2012 at 3:10 pm

Adults that can`t understand how to change a twenty dollar bill should be gassed along with those that never wipe their rear ends.

natoslug August 30, 2012 at 5:54 pm

A

DahBoner August 30, 2012 at 3:14 pm

Miss Piggy said WHAT???

anniegetyerfun August 30, 2012 at 3:22 pm

To be fair, Australians are pretty much just like Americans, but with a cuter way of speaking "English". By which I mean, they are total assholes who also subjugated their native population and like to bomb countries that contain brown people.

iamrrm August 30, 2012 at 3:29 pm

God said, "Here's a bunch of money 'cuz I fucked up your looks so bad."

Peckerwood_Pete August 30, 2012 at 3:31 pm

Ok… ok… whose the scientist who thought it would be cute to cross breed Mama Cass with Mama Fratelli.

outragedcitizen August 30, 2012 at 3:49 pm

Wow, proof positive that being wealthy does NOT make you beautiful… I mean, damn, my ass is better looking then that woman and I'm 66 years old!

Patrick Chester August 30, 2012 at 3:58 pm

If they want to stop class warfare, they should stop fucking shooting at us.

glamourdammerung August 30, 2012 at 3:59 pm

Hey, she worked really hard inheriting that fortune.

evoshandor August 30, 2012 at 4:11 pm

So basically she is on the inside what she looks like on the outside.

Baba_NinjaCat12 August 30, 2012 at 4:17 pm

She's the real world version of Jabba the Hutt, living in the desert of Western Australia.

iamrrm August 30, 2012 at 4:30 pm

She's stylin'! When you have a rockin' bod like that you definitely want to wear something sheer and show it off.

rickmaci August 30, 2012 at 4:35 pm

What Gina Antoinette meant is: go eat your cake your poors bitchezz.

rickmaci August 30, 2012 at 4:46 pm

Bet she knows a thing or three hundred about making fat profits.

Exhausted66 August 30, 2012 at 5:14 pm

My favorite part of Bridesmaids is when she pooped in the sink.

punkneverdies August 30, 2012 at 5:16 pm

i bet if she hooked up with governor sandwiches they'd create the world's fattest baby

Rotundo_ August 30, 2012 at 8:31 pm

They would have to extract the semen from him like they do elephants in zoos: insert electrode in rectum and juice him until he pops (and unlike the elephant it will take a crane to spread his cheeks and a team to find his appendage). After they gather that the quest that fertilization for Gina begins: Imagine the arduous journey that would be. Hitting the cervix would be like trying to hock a loogie through Notre Dame de Paris and hit the center of the stained glass window.

JackObin August 30, 2012 at 5:47 pm

She makes Pugsly Limbaugh look like Cary Grant.

Steverino247 August 30, 2012 at 6:05 pm

Really? I thought it was the carpet that tied it all together.

natoslug August 30, 2012 at 6:08 pm

Thanks. Imagining her carpet has purged any thoughts about eating that I had.
For the week.

Steverino247 August 30, 2012 at 6:26 pm

Just think. Escept for the inheritance, she could be a truck stop waitress.

Dashboard Buddha August 30, 2012 at 6:49 pm

I think she's too mean to be even that. Yeah, she's fat and unappealing…but that picture shows a mean heart at the core.

Serfville August 30, 2012 at 7:28 pm

Well, that's workin' ain't it?

Rotundo_ August 30, 2012 at 8:34 pm

Even the worst truck stop has standards.

sati_demise August 31, 2012 at 4:50 pm

more like Wal Mart greeter, but I would have to hear her voice first to decide.

Dashboard Buddha August 30, 2012 at 6:47 pm

I know folks frown upon commenting on how ugly someone is, but…hell, damn. But she is one fancy cosmetic bottle away from riding a scooter down the Maybeline aisle at WalMart.

ttommyunger August 30, 2012 at 7:08 pm

Fat, ugly, selfish and mean-spirited is no way to go through life-even if you are incredibly wealthy.

CindynEncinitas August 30, 2012 at 7:19 pm

Well I don't think she pissed all her daddy's money away on her hair..

randcoolcatdaddy August 30, 2012 at 7:30 pm

Romney's angry side comes out when he puts on a fat suit.

Serfville August 30, 2012 at 7:35 pm

Nicole Kidman's dirty toenail……on the barbie!
PS: Good one Rebecca!
You all are REALLY funny :)

CindynEncinitas August 30, 2012 at 7:48 pm

Winner and 2012 Champion of the grudge-match gruel Alabama state fair eating contest..

Neoyorquino August 30, 2012 at 7:49 pm

Money can't buy class, or style it seems. But we knew that with Donald Trump.

BeefHardcake August 30, 2012 at 8:04 pm

As beautiful inside as she is out, I see.

eaglewon August 30, 2012 at 8:05 pm

she should use some of that money for a makeover, several layers of makeover.

SpiderCrab August 30, 2012 at 8:17 pm

I hear that she keeps Trump on retainer, just in case she gets that "itch".

ibwilliamsi August 30, 2012 at 9:46 pm

I'm thinking that she would be well advised to spend some time getting lipo and a nose job.

Stevola August 31, 2012 at 1:10 am

You'd think she'd have a good personality

Negropolis August 31, 2012 at 2:14 am

Git. In. Mah. Belleh!

Surely, this creature was the inspiration behind Pizza the Hut.

Negropolis August 31, 2012 at 2:36 am

Isn't Australia basically Florida if you spun it in the other direction and placed it below the equator?

Tricky_Dick August 31, 2012 at 11:30 am

Geez…who is this fat pig? God, take her pic off….I'm gettding limp as I type.

sati_demise August 31, 2012 at 4:48 pm

This lady needs to eat less and work out more. obviously.

doubletheennui September 1, 2012 at 3:24 am

there are no words…. she ate them all…

FieryLocks September 3, 2012 at 11:30 pm

Hey bitch, use some of your money to fix that fat ugly face of yours…PIG!

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 30, 2012 at 2:35 pm

Ah, the poor naughas…, hunted to extinction to cover seats at your local Denny's.

emmelemm August 30, 2012 at 2:40 pm

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