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World’s Worst Woman And World’s Richest Woman Are Coincidentally Very Same Person

she ate your milkshakeThe Los Angeles Times brings us this important story of a very nice lady — the world’s wealthiest! — explaining to poor people to shut up and eat their fucking gruel:

Just in case you were beginning to think rich people were deeply misunderstood and that they feel the pain of those who are less fortunate, here’s the world’s wealthiest woman, Australian mining tycoon Gina Rinehart, with some helpful advice.

“If you’re jealous of those with more money, don’t just sit there and complain,” she said in a magazine piece. “Do something to make more money yourself — spend less time drinking or smoking and socialising, and more time working.”

But wait, because it gets better! (Of course it does.)

In other news, Rinehart — who inherited her $30 billion — says people are poor because the minimum wage is too high. If anything, it just makes too much sense! [LAT]

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  • MissNancyPriss

    Happy Thursday, ladies.

    • bumfug

      Sure not a happy Thursday for the guys – between this and the picture of Jan Brewer earlier, I won't get a boner til 2015.

      • Geminisunmars

        Wow, that's too bad. Making sure our male wonketeers have good strong regular boners is what all us ladies live for.

        • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

          So, you have a use?

          • bikerlaureate

            Getting sammiches doesn't count now?

          • Geminisunmars

            Was it good for you?

  • Barbara_

    She must have inherited it. There is no way in hell she married into it.

    • MissNancyPriss

      :)

      • Barbara_

        Nancy, she wants us to spend less time drinking, smoking and socializing. That's just not going to happen. Wanna go get a drink?

        • larrykat

          I'll go as soon as I finish my cigarette.

        • MissNancyPriss

          Surely, but we'll have to dip into my boss' s liquor cabinet, cause this lazy, drunk non rich ladee is at work!

        • Callyson

          Count me in, and good morning!

    • MissTaken

      No one wants to buy that cow.

      • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

        Fuck. No one of us even want to milk it.

        • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

          Hell, no one wants to make leather out of it.

          • not that Dewey

            I wouldn't even want to burn its poop.

          • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

            She'd make a great naughahyde, tho.

          • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

            Ah, the poor naughas…, hunted to extinction to cover seats at your local Denny's.

          • emmelemm
          • sullivanst

            You could make a hell of a lot of leather from that, though.

          • YasserArraFeck

            Looks pretty leathery already

    • Beowoof

      Well it is obvious she works on breakfast, until lunch, then naps until dinner.

  • Baconzgood

    FAT FUCKING CUNT!!!!!!!!!!

    • freakishlywrong

      Cunts are insulted by this comment.

    • http://oliphantparts.org/ natoslug

      SHE ATED CHRIS CHRISTIE!!!!!

    • HogeyeGrex

      But she lacks the warmth, depth and charm.

    • Not_So_Much

      I'd hit that. With a bag of hammers.

    • http://dailyworldwatch.wordpress.com/ DWW
  • FNMA

    So that's what happened to Leatherface.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Fuck off, sheila.

  • no_gravity

    I'd shut up and eat my fucking gruel but obviously she's already eaten it as well as everything else on the planet. And probably a few plump children too.

    • Beowoof

      Okay, who did her, oh wait she is rich I can see how someone might have now.

  • not that Dewey

    You mean she's not a Walton? 'Cause that face has "People of Walmart" written all over it.

    • BaldarTFlagass

      "You mean she's not a Walton?"

      G'night, Gina-Boy.

      • PsycWench

        I thought she was the mother of that Honey Boo Boo Child, myself.

  • http://guyclinch.blogspot.com GuyClinch

    Her plan for eradicating poverty is to eat poor people, clearly.

    • Darthhippy

      A Modest Proposal?

    • RedneckMuslin

      Get in my belly!

  • YouBetcha

    I salute you, the future Mrs. Gingrich.

    • sullivanst

      She'd eat his whore diamonds.

    • Serolf_Divad

      But is she attractive enough to be First Lady?

      • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

        Compared to Newt?

    • chicken_thief

      I thought Walnuts married the rich ones. If Cindy's wealth ever deteriorates, this *gal* could be first in line for his affections.

      • YouBetcha

        Newt's already married once for love, once to trade in for a healthier model, and once again to trade in for a newer model. Number Four is going to be for the dollaz.

  • BloviateMe

    Fat Bastard in drag is a bit on the mean natured side, me-thinks.

    • pdiddycornchips

      Shouldn't she be heading off to track 9 3/4? School is about to start.

    • SavageDrummer

      She eats because she's a terrible person, and she's a terrible person because she eats… No… wait… she's just a terrible person…

  • http://for-the-turnstiles.blogspot.com 4TheTurnstiles

    Wow, Pauline Hanson has let herself go these days.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIDAI0vfUYg

  • Crank_Tango

    I'd [pukes into garbage can] hit that?

    • OneDollarJuana

      Ever see the movie "Kingpin"?

      • jodyleek

        I was thinking "Fatliners" starring Ron Jeremy and a bunch of broads who look like that wench.

    • not that Dewey

      Too soon!

    • sullivanst

      Not even with Donald Trump's dick.

    • HogeyeGrex

      With a Garden Weasel, maybe.

      And here I thought the last post was unfappable.

      Also, too.

  • Baconzgood

    You would be a bitch if you had a Japanese harpoon sticking out of your side to.

    • OneDollarJuana

      That might be funny except that even the Japanese have limits on what they will eat.

      • Native_of_SL_UT

        Their favorite ingredient on their pizza is corn. Nuf said.

  • larrykat

    She either needs a sex change or she had a real bad one going the other direction already.

  • OzoneTom

    The alt-text reminds me of that old joke:
    David Koch, a teabagger, and a teacher sit down in front of a plate of a dozen cookies. Koch grabs 11 of them and stuffs them in his pocket then leans over to the 'bagger and whispers "Watch out or that union thug is going to steal your cookie!"

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    god created honey badger to balance her out.

    • rmjagg

      she's got honey bucket written all over her ' face ' ….

  • fartknocker

    Fat, crabby women who inherit great wealth are my friends.

    Mitt Romney

    • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

      Fat, crabby women who inherit great wealth are people too, my friends.

  • Callyson

    Rinehart — who inherited her $30 billion

    How long before she uses the "I built that" lie/line?

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Australian mining tycoon? Bet she owns the Blue Sky Mine.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      It's safe to say her bed ain't burnin'.

      • GlowneyHouse

        But the wood joints are straining mightily.

  • sudsmckenzie

    She controls All your trailer parks.

  • http://www.wonkette.com John Birf Society

    Immediately after making this statement, she stared pensively at her most prized possession: Han Solo frozen in carbonite.

    • BloviateMe

      That comment is neat-o.

    • tihond

      Or she threatened Lone Star and Barf.

      • Steverino247

        I'm surrounded by assholes!

    • Dashboard Buddha

      I nominate this to Win the Day.

    • Negropolis

      Comment of the Week.

  • MissTaken

    The eyeliner and lipstick really brighten her complexion.

    • jodyleek

      Here I thought it was the bacon grease!

    • sewollef

      The eyeliner and lipstick really brighten her complexion.

      Erm… oh never mind.

      You're right, you're right of course MissT… if she'd only look a little harder at freshening up her wardrobe, she could be really sweet.

    • Native_of_SL_UT

      What the difference between a pit bull and a rich Australian mining tycoon?
      Fuckin' nothing.
      And lipstick is absolutely pointless as hell on both.

  • OneDollarJuana

    Clearly, she hasn't gotten rich by not eating.

    • Serolf_Divad

      Akiraaaaa!

  • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

    Mining heiress, or hog breeder, you be the judge.

    • prommie

      No no no, not "breeder," you mean "brood sow."

  • Baconzgood

    I find this IMPOSSIBLE to masterbate to.

    • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

      Here, I agree with you.

      • Crank_Tango

        I'm turtling and it is going to take a lot of coaxing to get the little bastard out of his shell now.

    • BaldarTFlagass
      • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

        Yeah, but isn't masturbating to a picture of our editrix sort of like masturbating to a picture of your mother?

        • bikerlaureate

          Change that to "stepmother" and a new world of opportunity awaits.

        • BaldarTFlagass

          Insert obligatory "yer mom" joke here.

        • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

          Paging Dr. Freud…

      • UnholyMoses

        Side boob fail.

      • Baconzgood

        Thank you. She does look pretty fly in that number.

    • PsycWench

      For which we are all thankful.

  • x111e7thst

    What gruel – she ate it all!

  • freakishlywrong

    Sometimes the ugly on the inside seeps out. Karma, bitches.

    • OneYieldRegular

      Is that what she was having drained from her face when she was in David Lynch's Dune?

  • timbo71351

    She looks like the nice lady from Dance Moms. Too bad she isn't a U.S. citizen or she could be Mittens' running mate.

    • Guppy

      Why hasn't she followed the path to citizenship blazed by Rupert Murdoch?

  • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

    Is it too late to give her a speaking slot at the GOP convention? Bump Paul Ryan for the VP Slot? You know Romney wants to party with her (in the Caymans, ideally).

    • larrykat

      Must force from minds eye: Her and Chris Christie knocking boots.

      • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

        I'm sure that would result in a black hole.

        • larrykat

          Great, more detail that I must force out.

          • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

            Ah, but with a black hole, light can't escape, so you couldn't actually see it (although the pile of vomit in front of you otherwise might provide the same effect).

  • FakaktaSouth

    Rosie O'Donnell's nasty Aussie twin-sister needs to teach me more about learning how to make money off of inherited mining dollars. I imagine all of her workers are paid and treated incredibly well.

    • larrykat

      Trapped 2000 feet down? Quit yer whinin' and dig yourself out, mate!

    • prommie

      Mining is a notoriously safe and well-compensated trade. I'm thinking of looking into it.

      • FakaktaSouth

        Shit me too. Of course that would also be preferable to sitting in a cubicle and doing excel spreadsheets all day. The chances of a suffocating death are smaller too.

  • DaveJ

    You can't have your cake factory and eat it. Well, you can, in her case.

  • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

    I wonder if she'd feel differently if the genetic lottery she won included a lot less money and a lot more boobs.

  • BloviateMe

    “If you’re jealous of those with more money, don’t just sit there and complain,” she said in a magazine piece. “Do something to make more money yourself — spend less time drinking or smoking and socialising, and more time working.”

    …and the Australian guillotine industry immediately ramps up production.

    • Steverino247

      We're gonna need a bigger blade…

    • Rotundo_

      No need for a blade, just drive her out into the desert and let her be. Much more amusing for much longer. 120degrees in the shade would be a good character building exercise for her, until she got delirious.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        Bonus: an entire pack of dingoes can be fed for a month.

  • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

    Is it really worth having billion if you don't drink, smoke or socialize? Then again, I guess if you have billions, you can tell the hooker to be quiet while you snort cocaine off of her ass.

    • FNMA

      You can't snort a line of coke off a woman’s ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly.

      — Hank Moody

  • elviouslyqueer

    Darling, your "let them eat cake" attitude wouldn't be nearly so reprehensible if it didn't look like you've already chowed down on the entire. fucking. bakery.

    • Toomush_Infer

      "Let them eat – wait! That's my cake, losers!…"

    • BaldarTFlagass

      "Are you going to eat your roll?"

    • rmjagg

      baking industry

  • EatsBabyDingos

    I thought only beatiful people came from platinum vaginas.

  • Schmannnity

    Elle McPherson has totally gone to pot.

    • sewollef

      I'm not so sure…. 'cos I was just searching for that full length shot of the 47 y.o. Elle…. and here it is. At 47 years old. 47.

      She'd do for me.

  • Crank_Tango

    I refuse to believe this woman didn't come by all her money through "scratch-offs."

    • sewollef

      By "scratch offs", you mean scratching off the scabs from those pus-filled boils she's got, right?

  • Wadisay

    I bet there's some kind of backstory about a deal with Satan: you can have $30 billion, Gina, but it will cost you your soul, your conscience, your personality, and any grace you might possess. Oh yeah, and your good looks.

    • sewollef

      She did the deal… at the crossroads. See what she looked like before.

  • http://www.tumblr.com/blog/hamsterpantsworld Hammiepants

    World, you're fucking with my emotional well-being today in a myriad of ways.

  • EatsBabyDingos

    She reminds me of Arnold the pig after the nose job.

    • rmjagg

      the ziffles should of baked and eaten him …

  • SorosBot

    How can poor people spend more time working when most of them already have two or three jobs just to make ends meet?

    • Geminisunmars

      Lazy slobs insist on getting a square four hours of sleep every night.

      • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

        And they want to eat too!

        • Geminisunmars

          So needy. Selfish.

    • wolvenwood13

      Do you REALLY think she cares about things like facts and logic?

  • freakishlywrong

    She ATE all the fucking cake.

    • http://oliphantparts.org/ natoslug

      And all the pie, the fat bastard.

  • OurHoboSenator

    I guess we know now who the top secret super surprise GOP speaker will be tonight.

  • pdiddycornchips

    "If you’re jealous of those with more money, don’t just sit there and complain,”

    That's good advice. It's best to be proactive. Much in the way Russians were proactive in 1917 or the French in 1789. Being a self absorbed billionaire is great until the serfs paid to protect you decide it's in their best interest to stop doing that. I can't imagine she has many friends willing die for her.

  • MissTaken

    Now I know why the GOP mascot is an elephant.

    • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

      It produces the largest amount of shit?

  • Jus_Wonderin

    Forget about her money. I want to be able to bend light rays around me and effect the tides as she does. How do I get there? Obviously my smoking and drinking are not helping.

    • sullivanst

      Oh, the drinking's helping, but cut out the smoking for sure, and the heroin too.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    That pic gives James Caan the heebie jeebies. "I'm your biggest fan!"

    • Schmannnity

      That comment made my ankles hurt.

      • Jus_Wonderin

        Look at the photo again. The pain in your eyes will make you forget any other pains.

  • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

    Wait. I recognize her now!

    She played The Collector in "Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome"!

    • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

      Can't we just get beyond Thunderdome?

      • Crank_Tango

        I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande…

    • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

      And I'm pretty sure if you look at the credits, she was one of the hogs in Underworld powering Thunderdome.

      • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

        Dual casting. There were budget issues. Mysteriously, the catering budget tripled.

  • DaveJ

    Finally my fan-fic about hot sexxx between WC Fields and Mama Cass is irrelevant.

    • BaldarTFlagass

      "Is this Sydney Australia or Sydney Ohio?"

  • Isyaignert

    You'd think with all of her money she could have a little something done about that fugly disgusting growth at the end of her neck.

  • BoroPrimorac

    She's a walking advertisement for the nationalization of Australia's mines.

  • MissTaken

    Australian mining tycoon typhoon Gina Rinehart

    • Negropolis

      That was good, Missy; reel gud.

  • Blueb4sinrise

    We interrupt this monster for a news update…………………….

    Damaged dam leads to evacuation along Tangipahoa River
    http://www.wafb.com/story/19417024/dam-in-pike-co

    Where: http://cfpub.epa.gov/surf/huc.cfm?huc_code=080702

    >Bobby Jindal had ordered buses to the area to help evacuate residents.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-1942940

    CNN UPDATE!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Jason Whitely @JasonWhitely

    Kentwood, LA along the #Tangipahoa River is the hometown of Britney Spears. Officials say fans always steal "home of" signs.

    • elviouslyqueer

      Oh please. "Officials" disappeared those signs the exact minute Brit Brit got all skankified.

      /been there, know this to be true

      • Blueb4sinrise

        Once again Wonkette bringin the TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Mittens Howell, III

    Must be hard work, transferring that $30 Billion into her body mass index.

  • OneYieldRegular

    I think a few of her miners would have a bone to pickaxe with her.

  • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

    I'm assuming she has uranium mines, judging from the genetic mutations.

    • jodyleek

      Looks more like Twinkie mines. They are made from yellow cake, no?

      • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

        Ha!

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Ask her about her "tramp stamp."

    • not that Dewey

      "hurl mural" would be more accurate

    • Jus_Wonderin

      Is there that much ink in the world?

    • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

      It's the size of Rhode Island.

      • Steverino247

        Providence Libel!!!

  • a_pink_poodle

    Rinehart, whose family iron ore prospecting fortune of Aus$29.2 billion

    Aaaaaaand fuck you, lady. I'll take my riches making advice from someone like Bill Gates who didn't inherit billions of dollars.

  • sbj1964

    Typical wealthy contempt for those of us little people.Mittens is no different.

    • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

      dude, I love ya, but SPACE BAR!

  • IncenseDebate

    Rupert Murdoch has let himself go since the recent scandals.

    • Generation[redacted]

      He eats when he's under stress.

  • Terry

    All that money and she can't afford to put conditioner in her hair?

  • BaldarTFlagass

    ♫ Moving to Australia soon
    gonna be a metal mine tycoon.♪

    • Steverino247

      I'm gonna get me a horse, just about…

      Wait a minute, a team of Clydesdales couldn't move that bitch.

  • kittensdontlie

    Being the world's bitchiest woman is not enough hate for her, she is also screwing her own children out of her inherited fortune….they must be ne'er do wells like the rest of us.

  • KeepFnThatChicken

    All that money, yet no shampoo…

  • Carabella1

    She clearly hasn't missed a meal. I wonder if she likes her servant meat rare or well done.

  • barto

    Certainly she can afford to have SOME work done. I know genetics can be cruel, but…

  • GorzoTheMighty

    That is a woman?

    • Jus_Wonderin

      Yup. Gina. It might have helped if her parents named her Gyna.

    • Tundra Grifter

      Maybe technically…

  • MacRaith

    Why do people who inherit their wealth always imagine that they worked very hard to obtain it?

    • Tundra Grifter

      They sure as Hell didn't work as hard as the people who married money.

    • bikerlaureate

      Well, we don't know how insufferable her parents were…

  • http://writechic.wordpress.com/ writechic

    Someone should throw her (ok, wench her) into a room with Chris Christie and a twinkie.

  • GeorgiaBurning

    Wow, imagine that coming at you out of a hole in the ground

    • Jus_Wonderin

      Hell, as large as she appears she has to create a trench wherever she locomotes.

      • Steverino247

        Usul has called a big one. Again, it is the legend…

  • http://www.dailydickpunch.com Magic Sam

    She's done something I'd previously thought impossible: She's made an Australian accent unsexy.

    • SorosBot

      Rupert Murdoch already took care of that.

  • Tundra Grifter

    Back when SNL was funny, Cheryl Tiegs said "If you need money, sell your name to Sears. I did and got a million dollars."

  • Terry

    "There is no monopoly on becoming a millionaire," she said by way of encouragement. "Become one of those people who work hard, invest and build, and at the same time create employment and opportunities for others."

    Says the woman who inherited billions.

  • grex1949

    She certainly looks happy and contented in the photo.

  • SorosBot

    Wait, I recognize this person; the money comes from winning the lottery with the numbers 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, and 42.

    • emmelemm

      Jorge Garcia libel!

    • MissTaken

      i *knew* the numbers were evil

  • BaldarTFlagass

    World’s Worst Woman And World’s Richest Woman Are Coincidentally Very Same Person

    And for the hat trick/trifecta, also World's Homeliest Woman!

  • greypanter

    She suggests: "spend less time drinking or smoking and socialising, ". Obviously, eating is not something one need avoid to have lots of money.

  • HarryButtle

    Mining tycoon in Australia? How much Aboriginal blood is on that money, sweetie?

    • emmelemm

      All of it, Katie.

  • Groupshrug

    It looks like Norm from Cheers gained a lot of weight and put on a wig.

    • Kid_Charlemagne

      I was thinking Charles Durning in drag.

  • Toomush_Infer

    Is there some way to get rid of this audio ad, the one where some black, finally employed voice actor says: "Ah have not received the hope and change I was told about…." This is so clearly written by some rich white rebublican with no understanding about either the idea of hope (personal) or change (personal), that it offends me in a place where Ryan tells me I'm supposed to have a soul (corporate)…..

    • Geminisunmars

      I complained yesterday and it went away, probably because the overlordessess heard me. Either that or because I muted my computer.

  • BlueStateLibel

    World's Most Richest Woman is now World's Most Hated Woman.

  • poorgradstudent

    I was trying to figure out why despite working as a teaching assistant, an office grunt,, and a full-time student/researcher I was still dirt poor, but I see now it's all been because of my occasional bar hopping…that and the .1% of the time I spend on having a social life.

    Thanks, Baroness Harkonnen! I hope it won't take me too long to now become as wealthy as you!

    • elviouslyqueer

      The spite must flow!

    • Geminisunmars

      Aren't there some toilets, somewhere, that need cleaning?

  • CrunchyKnee

    I thought Chris Farley died a while back?

  • RadioBowels

    Leona Helmsley does not look well.

  • magic_titty

    Stop drinking, smoking, socializing, and start working hard, and someday you too can inherit 30billion dollars.

  • deleted4877492

    Comparing ethics between the wealthy and the poor brings me to the conclusion that only the wealthy will enter heaven. The poor do not have the luxury of developing ethics when their bills have to be paid.

    • http://oliphantparts.org/ natoslug

      W

    • Negropolis

      Oh, fuck off, already, with your silliness.

  • TootsStansbury

    Gross. Oh and she's ugly to boot.

  • comrad_darkness

    The only possible justice in this is if she uses her money to fuck with Murdoch.

  • Kid_Charlemagne

    A dingo ate everything…

  • savethispatient

    I can't believe the Wonkette has stooped to such blatant sexism; she's the World's Worst Person.

  • CrunchyKnee

    "Family, religion, friends.. these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business." –Monty Burns

  • http://twitter.com/iburl iburl

    … the Hutt.

  • An_Outhouse

    I'm not jealous of those with more moneyso I'm just going to continue drinking and smoking and socialising, and less time working.

    You only live once, bitch. Take your hateful selfishness and let it eat away your innards until you die a miserable, painful, lonely death.

  • An_Outhouse

    I was going to call her a cunt but I like cunts. I didn't want to permanently associate that picture with something warm, moist, and pleasurable.

    • viennawoods13

      As the owner of a cunt, I thank you.

  • Estproph

    Is this a promo still for Shrek 4?

  • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

    I do have to admit, it would be hard to drink, smoke and socialize if I was constantly cramming food in my mouth.

  • Jus_Wonderin

    Hey guys, anyone think one quick romp with her might be worth one billion?

    • http://www.wonkette.com ManchuCandidate

      Try 15

    • Kid_Charlemagne

      No. She bites the head off her sex partner post coitus.

    • Blueb4sinrise

      Well, ………'quick romp' might be unlikely…..might need a topo map and gps….
      still……….

    • mannacler

      There isn't enough Viagra and whiskey on this planet.

    • Steverino247

      But how would you survive passing through the event horizon?

  • GorzoTheMighty

    Something about her face. Has anyone really seen a picture of Rafalca?

  • BloviateMe

    Ironically, Australian Mining is what her gyno calls it when he's using the ice scream scoop to deal with the built up yeast infection on that yawning cavern.

  • Mapmonger

    Christ, what an asshole.

  • sailingthestyx

    that guy with the long hair would flat out kick your ass for a nickel…

  • http://www.wonkette.com ManchuCandidate

    I would not go down on that for all her money.

  • OurDailyBread

    Marie Antoinette offered us cake instead of gruel. So Gina is worse than her too.

  • mustangsavvy

    She's right. Minimum wage is too high in my native land. I mean, what do we what? A fucking living wage?! The idea. How would poor people know that they are you know….POOR? It would just elevate them above their station.

    (All snark aside – shut the fuck up Gina, you're an embarrassment to our country. Dickhead.)

  • mannacler

    Hey Guys! She's single.

  • Not_Mother

    Woah. Russell Crowe has really let himself go.

    • Dashboard Buddha

      Laughing now.

  • bibliotequetress

    Is that the Captain? Did he eat Gilligan?

  • Dildeaux

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  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    i read about this chick a while back. apparently she's mean as a skunk, is feuding with her family (obv) and is trying to hoover up as many australian presses as she can get to force a pro mining agenda.

    all in all, a delight.

  • Pat_Pending

    Jabba the Cunt.

  • bibliotequetress

    Obviously this woman earned her wealth by being uncomfortably squeezed out of her mother's teeny-tiny vagina.

  • rockyoumonkeys

    I just cannot get enough of hearing rich people who inherited their wealth talking about the virtues of hard work.

    Seriously, it's almost inspiring in a way.

  • Blunderthing

    30 billion dollar heiress and still can't get laid.

  • polnick

    Adults that can`t understand how to change a twenty dollar bill should be gassed along with those that never wipe their rear ends.

    • http://oliphantparts.org/ natoslug

      A

  • DahBoner

    Miss Piggy said WHAT???

  • anniegetyerfun

    To be fair, Australians are pretty much just like Americans, but with a cuter way of speaking "English". By which I mean, they are total assholes who also subjugated their native population and like to bomb countries that contain brown people.

  • iamrrm

    God said, "Here's a bunch of money 'cuz I fucked up your looks so bad."

  • Peckerwood_Pete

    Ok… ok… whose the scientist who thought it would be cute to cross breed Mama Cass with Mama Fratelli.

  • http://wonkette.com/ outragedcitizen

    Wow, proof positive that being wealthy does NOT make you beautiful… I mean, damn, my ass is better looking then that woman and I'm 66 years old!

  • Patrick Chester

    If they want to stop class warfare, they should stop fucking shooting at us.

  • glamourdammerung

    Hey, she worked really hard inheriting that fortune.

  • evoshandor

    So basically she is on the inside what she looks like on the outside.

  • Baba_NinjaCat12

    She's the real world version of Jabba the Hutt, living in the desert of Western Australia.

  • iamrrm

    She's stylin'! When you have a rockin' bod like that you definitely want to wear something sheer and show it off.

  • rickmaci

    What Gina Antoinette meant is: go eat your cake your poors bitchezz.

  • rickmaci

    Bet she knows a thing or three hundred about making fat profits.

  • Exhausted66

    My favorite part of Bridesmaids is when she pooped in the sink.

  • punkneverdies

    i bet if she hooked up with governor sandwiches they'd create the world's fattest baby

    • Rotundo_

      They would have to extract the semen from him like they do elephants in zoos: insert electrode in rectum and juice him until he pops (and unlike the elephant it will take a crane to spread his cheeks and a team to find his appendage). After they gather that the quest that fertilization for Gina begins: Imagine the arduous journey that would be. Hitting the cervix would be like trying to hock a loogie through Notre Dame de Paris and hit the center of the stained glass window.

  • JackObin

    She makes Pugsly Limbaugh look like Cary Grant.

  • Steverino247

    Really? I thought it was the carpet that tied it all together.

    • http://oliphantparts.org/ natoslug

      Thanks. Imagining her carpet has purged any thoughts about eating that I had.
      For the week.

  • Steverino247

    Just think. Escept for the inheritance, she could be a truck stop waitress.

    • Dashboard Buddha

      I think she's too mean to be even that. Yeah, she's fat and unappealing…but that picture shows a mean heart at the core.

    • Serfville

      Well, that's workin' ain't it?

    • Rotundo_

      Even the worst truck stop has standards.

    • sati_demise

      more like Wal Mart greeter, but I would have to hear her voice first to decide.

  • Dashboard Buddha

    I know folks frown upon commenting on how ugly someone is, but…hell, damn. But she is one fancy cosmetic bottle away from riding a scooter down the Maybeline aisle at WalMart.

  • ttommyunger

    Fat, ugly, selfish and mean-spirited is no way to go through life-even if you are incredibly wealthy.

  • CindynEncinitas

    Well I don't think she pissed all her daddy's money away on her hair..

  • randcoolcatdaddy

    Romney's angry side comes out when he puts on a fat suit.

  • Serfville

    Nicole Kidman's dirty toenail……on the barbie!
    PS: Good one Rebecca!
    You all are REALLY funny :)

  • CindynEncinitas

    Winner and 2012 Champion of the grudge-match gruel Alabama state fair eating contest..

  • Neoyorquino

    Money can't buy class, or style it seems. But we knew that with Donald Trump.

  • BeefHardcake

    As beautiful inside as she is out, I see.

  • eaglewon

    she should use some of that money for a makeover, several layers of makeover.

  • SpiderCrab

    I hear that she keeps Trump on retainer, just in case she gets that "itch".

  • ibwilliamsi

    I'm thinking that she would be well advised to spend some time getting lipo and a nose job.

  • Stevola

    You'd think she'd have a good personality

  • Negropolis

    Git. In. Mah. Belleh!

    Surely, this creature was the inspiration behind Pizza the Hut.

  • Negropolis

    Isn't Australia basically Florida if you spun it in the other direction and placed it below the equator?

  • Tricky_Dick

    Geez…who is this fat pig? God, take her pic off….I'm gettding limp as I type.

  • sati_demise

    This lady needs to eat less and work out more. obviously.

  • doubletheennui

    there are no words…. she ate them all…

  • FieryLocks

    Hey bitch, use some of your money to fix that fat ugly face of yours…PIG!