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Jan Brewer Loves Barack Obama Sooooo Much, Wants To Vote For Him And Have His Grandbabies

We knew that wagging finger in Bamz’s face was just Arizona Governor Jan Brewer’s sexxxy way of showing him she could be his naughty schoolmarm. We knew it the whole time, you guys! [Youtube, via Wonket operative "Vivek N."]

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110 comments

  1. Barbara_

    She'll vote for anyone after several whiskey and vermouth, on the rocks. Hold the vermouth and the rocks. Hell, go ahead and keep the glass, it's all good to Jan.

    Toss in a carton of Pall Mall (unfiltered) and she will campaign for you.

    1. Chet Kincaid_

      She tried to seduce Marco Rubio with hand-made Mojitos. And by "seduce" and "hand-made", I mean she muddled the mint and lime with her bony, rock-hard finger and then waved it under his nose.

    1. HobbesEvilTwin

      In the America I love*, this endorsement would be a kiss of death.

      *populated by arugula-eating, latte-sipping, pointy-headed libruls**

      **otherwise known as New England***

      ***except for the parts that vote like Alabama

    1. FakaktaSouth

      Was that the lady with vomit in a sock for boobies? I will never forget that as long as I live.

      1. mrpuma2u

        Nah the only that leather faced scarecrow eats are the olives in her martinis, and the celery in her bloody marys. Once a week a cucumber sammich maybe.

  2. Goonemeritus

    I have known naughty schoolmarm’s I love naughty schoolmarm’s and I can tell you when I close my eyes and think of naughty schoolmarm’s Jan Brewer is not who I’m visualizing.

    1. HobbesEvilTwin

      are you implying that she didn't build her own ugly self?

      If the government is to blame for building her, then I need to rethink all of my beliefs about progressiveness.

  3. Hammiepants

    Honestly, I would love to watch all these videos of evil dessicated old white people spewing their offal over all and sundry, but I just don't feel like further fucking up my already craptacular day.

    1. prommie

      I must ask you to cease and desist your use of the word "craptacular." I claim trademark rights to this word, and I will only allow it to be used when referring to anything owned by or related to Donald Trump. His hair, his casinos, his Trump Tower and all the other developments that he sells his name to, they are craptacular, and the word is so essentially pefect when referring to things Trump, that it should not be used for anything else.

        1. prommie

          The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.

  4. Callyson

    "secure our borders and therefore we can resolve all those other issues"

    Oh JFC, I am so tired of the wingnuts who seriously claim that "securing our borders" should be a top national priority. First of all, this is a ridiculous rant at a time when border crossings have *declined* and INS enforcement has *increased.* Secondly, immigration (legal or not) did not cause the housing crisis, the economic implosion, the increases in gas and food prices, or anything else that really *is* important.

    Bitch.

  5. SorosBot

    Of course she wants Obama to be reelected; how will she racistly rage against the President and blame him for all her problems otherwise?

  6. Callyson

    Though I do have to give her credit for her smooth moves on the dance floor in that "My Neck, My Back–GOP style" video from yesterday…

  7. Oblios_Cap

    Gee, those right wing womenz are just so much hotter than our lie-eral ones!

    On Bizarro World.

  8. polnick

    Mestizo slaves cook Tortilla and Cuchifritos for Brewer, but she will not admit it. Big O would never allow a governor into his bedroom that prevents illegals from crossing the border.

        1. MissTaken

          None that I can see. Unless it likes thinking about Brewer going into the bedroom of the big, bad blah man.

          1. SorosBot

            From polnick's past, I see he(?) has a bunch of comments complaining that rap exists, claiming the poor have it great and we need to cut social programs, and using lots of racial slurs, some of which I had never even heard of before; thanks to polnick I now know that "coolie" is a slur against Asians. Oh and calling Obama a pimp. So a typical racist troll, but he makes even less sense than most of them.

          2. polnick

            The word PIMP is no longer a slur, it is a high paid and respectible position. Some work for the rich and famous and are called ROYAL PIMPS.

  9. Mumbletypeg

    Too much time in the sun will cause your brain to mix things up. Like when Santorum's sweater vest was trending so hawt — Jan was momentarily transported back to her youth cause she thought she was hearing "leather vest."

  10. Pithaughn

    How's those private prison profits doing Jan? No connection with you right? Just the free market satisfying a need in a cost effective manner.

    1. Isyaignert

      Thanks for bringing that up. The whole "Papers Please" BS law was nothing more than Cruella de Boneyfinger's bro-in-law's business plan to expand his for-profit prisons.

      Smarten up Arizona and throw this POS out.

    1. fartknocker

      I read the AP article yesterday. Gubnor Goodhair and that piece of shit AG Abbott just had their asses handed to them. I'll be sure to bring that up in the next election since my POS Republican Homebuilder douchebag of a legislator co-sponsor that bill.

  11. Oblios_Cap

    I must say that the quality of public servants has taken rather a nosedive over the last decade.

  12. alzronnie

    Here's how Jan gets that incredible facial skin tone: She rubs it with neatsfoot oil, wraps it up with a belt, and places it under the pillow.

    1. Isyaignert

      Man Coultergist really needs to have teh Adam's Apple shave for his sex change to be convincing.

  13. kittensdontlie

    Sherman, to the Tubular Wikipedian Internet Machine:

    "She is the daughter of Edna and Perry DRINKWINE."

    Yes, she is a sot. The proof is in the imbibition surname.

  14. no_gravity

    How long before she walks this back saying it was not meant to be a factual statement? Cuz they do that in Arizona.

  15. BTWBFDIMHO

    In other words, she's tired of being legally raped by Sheriff Arpaio. …I blow the Sheriff, but I never blew the Deputy…

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