HOT PIX  12:45 pm August 29, 2012

Arianna Huffington’s ‘Oasis’ Lounge Is the Only Place In All Of Tampa That Will Let Michael Steele In

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Did you know that the first black chairman of the RNC was fired on Martin Luther King Day? We are not going to look it up, we are sure this chick Miranda was right about it, she seems like the kind of person who would be right about stuff. And even if Michael Steele, the first black chairman of the RNC, was not fired on Martin Luther King Day, it seems like the kind of thing the RNC would do, so we are just going to go with it. Did you also know that Michael Steele was not invited to participate in this Republican National Convention, like at all? We read that somewhere, it is probably also true. Him and Sarah Palin, man, the UNINVITED.

But there is one place that is open to anyone (if you are media, and are on the guest list, or just say like heyo lemme in), and that is the Huffington Post’s Oasis lounge, where they feed you and give you free massages — which, weirdly, are apparently free for Arianna too, as she is allegedly paying the masseuses as much as she is paying her bloggers? — and facials and rub and tugs and pomegranate juice and there are white carpets and blue lights and Laura Ingraham frowning at her laptop. We are going back there right now, for our sex-orgy. (We tipped the girl yesterday $20 for our sex-orgy, because we are not Arianna Huffington.)

Anyway Michael Steele was there yesterday, and he was super nice, and we had walked about three miles to get to the Oasis thingy and we were soooo sweaty and he kept having to touch our wet, damp, dripping, clammy, sweaty back to take like four pictures in a row, and he was really nice about it. We invited him to our party, but he didn’t come. Neither did Robert Gibbs, who we also invited, when we saw him by our office later that day in the Hyatt lobby bar, and who acted like he didn’t know what Wonkette was, whatever, Gibbs, you fucking dirty liar.

 
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smitallica August 29, 2012 at 12:47 pm

He looks good. I guess not having to constantly lie for whitey agrees with him.

Biff August 29, 2012 at 12:57 pm

Now he doesn't have to, he does it because he wants to.

actor212 August 29, 2012 at 1:42 pm

He's tall. Or Editrix is short. Or he's standing on a phone book. Or she's in a ditch.

WhiteyMcFlyover August 29, 2012 at 2:03 pm

What?

BaldarTFlagass August 29, 2012 at 12:48 pm

"facials." Heh-heh.

MLHencken August 29, 2012 at 12:48 pm

So nice that Arianna has recovered from the blistering attack yesterday from Donald J. Doucheface.

But where is Notorious G.O.P.'s hand in this picture?

BaldarTFlagass August 29, 2012 at 12:49 pm

Just don't be there at midnight, or you'll have to send your camel to bed.

Doktor Zoom August 29, 2012 at 12:57 pm

I always thought it was "sing your camel to bed," but I see you're right.

And then there's the folks who think it's "Midnight After You're Wasted"

FlownOver August 29, 2012 at 1:21 pm

Jim Anchower libel!

Chet Kincaid_ August 29, 2012 at 1:32 pm

Lloyd George knew my father. Father knew Lloyd George.

actor212 August 29, 2012 at 1:59 pm

Lady Mondegreen approves

WhatTheHeck August 29, 2012 at 12:57 pm

One hump or two?

glasspusher August 29, 2012 at 1:21 pm

Dromedary Sex: everything you wanted to know about camel humps

ManchuCandidate August 29, 2012 at 12:49 pm

Are Rub'n Tugs the currency of bloggers?

/rethinking past career path/

Barbara_ August 29, 2012 at 12:50 pm

How much for a "happy ending?"

Boojum August 29, 2012 at 12:58 pm

For you? A smile.

Barbara_ August 29, 2012 at 1:15 pm

Thanks Boojum, I just smiled.

Steverino247 August 29, 2012 at 2:05 pm

Well, there goes several quarts of jizz. Could you warn us all first next time?

Boojum August 29, 2012 at 2:27 pm

And I had to change my undies, so we're even.

Doktor Zoom August 29, 2012 at 1:00 pm

$700 million or so, and we have to wait until November 6 to find out.

Barbara_ August 29, 2012 at 1:15 pm

Good one, Dok.

BaldarTFlagass August 29, 2012 at 12:50 pm

"We invited him to our party, but he didn’t come. Neither did Robert Gibbs, who we also invited,"

Eh, fuck the Bee Gees anyway.

UW8316154 August 29, 2012 at 1:37 pm

I thought he was dead…?

actor212 August 29, 2012 at 1:43 pm

I thought it was the ghey one.

Oh. Wait.

Jus_Wonderin August 29, 2012 at 12:51 pm

That really is a good photo, and I will take your word for it that he is nice. I could believe your word if you hadn't set his left leg on fire before the photo was taken.

ChernobylSoup August 29, 2012 at 12:51 pm

So the Huffington Post party has WHITE carpet for everyone to WALK ON. What is it with liberals and white guilt?

MLHencken August 29, 2012 at 12:51 pm

We all know Gibbs reads Wonkette constantly. I'm just trying to figure out what his commenter alias is. Barb, perhaps?

REVEAL YOURSELF, GIBBS.

chicken_thief August 29, 2012 at 12:54 pm

Nah, he ain't that funny.

Lascauxcaveman August 29, 2012 at 1:07 pm

(Raises hand) Guilty as charged.

Just kidding. But I was Campbell Brown here for awhile, back in the day of the 50-foot ads. (My first first foray in crossdressingcommenting.) And a former employee of mine was commenting as me a whole bunch, even though I walked him through the process of setting up his own account.

Chet Kincaid_ August 29, 2012 at 1:34 pm

That is some Marvel Comics-grade retconning!! Are you really Norman Osborn?!

BigSkullF*ckingDog August 29, 2012 at 1:09 pm

If I were him I would start accusing others of being him …

actor212 August 29, 2012 at 1:45 pm

Unless he was trying to pull a fast one, like in "whoever smelt it, dealt it".

eggsacklywright August 29, 2012 at 2:04 pm

Who cares? He's a hippie-punching turd.

Crank_Tango August 29, 2012 at 2:10 pm

I think it was Neilist.

BaldarTFlagass August 29, 2012 at 12:52 pm

"he kept having to touch our wet, damp, dripping, clammy, sweaty back"

After the photo op, when you weren't looking, he sniffed and then licked the palm of his hand.

Boojum August 29, 2012 at 12:55 pm

Like you wouldn't?

BaldarTFlagass August 29, 2012 at 1:01 pm

I don't know if I would be that subtle.

actor212 August 29, 2012 at 1:46 pm

Right? Cut out the middle man. Lick the back.

No, wait. I have that backwards, don't I? It's liquor in the front, poker in the back.

chicken_thief August 29, 2012 at 12:56 pm

I was thinking that it was a good thing he used his (white) palm otherwise that blah stuff might 'of rubbed off.

Monsieur_Grumpe August 29, 2012 at 1:31 pm

I'd go straight for the back.

Chet Kincaid_ August 29, 2012 at 1:35 pm

So actor212 is Michael Steele?!

actor212 August 29, 2012 at 1:46 pm

I deny that charge. I don't wear glasses. Often.

actor212 August 29, 2012 at 1:47 pm

Good thing it wasn't Herman Cain or he'd be touching other sweaty bits.

Baconzgood August 29, 2012 at 12:52 pm

"HEY, MF'er where's my massage?"

-Michael Steele-

SmutBoffin August 29, 2012 at 12:52 pm

THAT'S NOT THE REAL STEELE HE HAS NO MOUSTACHE RUN

DerrickWildcat August 29, 2012 at 12:53 pm

Lol, I thought he was Indian.

BaldarTFlagass August 29, 2012 at 1:00 pm

"Thank you beddy much, please vote again!"
—in Apu Nahasapeemapetilon voice

Chet Kincaid_ August 29, 2012 at 1:38 pm

You're confusing him with D'Nesh D'Voidafunk, acclaimed director of "Obama's Berserker Rage".

Incitefully_Joe August 29, 2012 at 1:51 pm

Are you sure you're not confusing him for D'nesh D'sousaphone, who has written extensively about the supposed parental origins of Obama's anti-Imperial March?

Chet Kincaid_ August 29, 2012 at 1:59 pm

I think you have him mixed up with D'nesh D'Seuss, author of such Home School Market children's books as "One Fish, Two Fish, White Mom, Hate-Filled Black Tribesman Dad".

Steverino247 August 29, 2012 at 2:08 pm

Liberty Bell March libel!!!

bobbert August 29, 2012 at 5:02 pm

"It'ssssss…"

Boojum August 29, 2012 at 12:54 pm

They know who Wonkette is at Manuel's, is all I know.

FakaktaSouth August 29, 2012 at 2:19 pm

They sure as heck will after Saturday, whether they like it or not. Tiny Fearless Leader Becs has been way too chummy with some of these folks at the RNC. I'ma have to rub up on her and get some of the stank off.

Boojum August 29, 2012 at 2:25 pm

Well, save the Rapture and the creek don't rise, it is my firm intention to rub up on both y'all, one at a time or all together.

HistoriCat August 29, 2012 at 2:46 pm

I'ma have to rub up on her and get some of the stank off. There better pictures of this or there will be hell to pay!

FakaktaSouth August 29, 2012 at 2:56 pm

Really fuzzy pictures from a camera phone someone has had at the bottom of their purse for weeks – but pics none the less, I promise. (I can't honestly speak to Rebecca doing such, but I'm a "take my picture" girl from birth.)

pdiddycornchips August 29, 2012 at 12:54 pm

$20 for a sex orgy? Did you ask for the secret service discount?

CrunchyKnee August 29, 2012 at 12:55 pm

Tuck in your shirt, Mr. Steele, you look like a hipster.

chicken_thief August 29, 2012 at 1:00 pm

He uses it as kinda of a basket to catch the peanuts people toss to him.

Goonemeritus August 29, 2012 at 12:55 pm

“Michael Steele, the first black chairman of the RNC, was not fired on Martin Luther King Day”

If this is to be a new GOP tradition they will have to fire Mittens on Charles Ponzi’s birthday which I am going to say falls on November 6th.

Lascauxcaveman August 29, 2012 at 12:55 pm

Becky, is that really tall dude you're with Glenn Rice? Maybe you and Sarah Palin really could have something in common.

weejee August 29, 2012 at 1:26 pm

Lascaux, have you read The Caves of Perigord? It's a mystery that bounces from now, to WWII, to the nameless Michelangelos of Lascaux.

Lascauxcaveman August 29, 2012 at 4:07 pm

No, but I'll check my local library for that one, being mildly interested in my artistic cousins of olde.

weejee August 29, 2012 at 12:56 pm

So HuffPoo thinks that feetz are people too? Mehbe they should set up Mark Sanford Memorial playing footsie booths on the Appalachian and Pacific Crest Trails?

SexySmurf August 29, 2012 at 12:56 pm

"Where are the tied-up white lesbians at?"

-Michael Steele

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 29, 2012 at 1:10 pm

"Where are tied up white lesbians at?"

-Michael Steele All non-closeted Republicans in Tampa.

Corrected.

BigSkullF*ckingDog August 29, 2012 at 12:56 pm

Just make sure you don't use any contraceptions at the sex orgy.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 29, 2012 at 1:10 pm

If it is a legitimate sex orgy, I didn't think you had to.

Limeylizzie August 29, 2012 at 12:57 pm

I find that Michael Steele to be very attractive, as is Rebecca, BRB.

Chet Kincaid_ August 29, 2012 at 1:27 pm

He is the least repulsive of the black sellouts — perhaps even a deep-cover OINO!

actor212 August 29, 2012 at 1:47 pm

OINO? He's my cousin from Raavaliema?

James Michael Curley August 29, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Oreo In Name Only – clever.

actor212 August 29, 2012 at 1:57 pm

Oddly, that describes cousin Oino Raavaliema as well…

bobbert August 29, 2012 at 5:04 pm

Oh, I don't know…

Ducksworthy August 29, 2012 at 12:57 pm

So the Republicans are embarrassed by Michael and Sarah so they brought in Santorum(tm) and Christie?

comrad_darkness August 29, 2012 at 2:20 pm

It was such a terrible moment of sanity that they had to take a long dip into the crazy pool to compensate.

elviouslyqueer August 29, 2012 at 12:57 pm

Becca, if you insist on going back for the sex-orgy and Laura Ingraham is still there, please kick her in the nuts for me. Kthx!

Chet Kincaid_ August 29, 2012 at 1:42 pm

Laura is the only one of their screeching harpies who is halfway attractive.

punkneverdies August 29, 2012 at 12:57 pm

So who's staking out the male strip club in Tampa?

tihond August 29, 2012 at 1:02 pm

Limbaugh?

UW8316154 August 29, 2012 at 1:39 pm

Marcus?

sbj1964 August 29, 2012 at 12:58 pm

It's cold outside for a pimp even in Tampa.

freakishlywrong August 29, 2012 at 12:58 pm

"he kept having to touch our wet, damp, dripping, clammy, sweaty back"
Or: 11 and 1/2 months out of the year in Flo-riduh.

garryboldwater August 29, 2012 at 12:58 pm

I wonder if the Oasis will let Ron Paul in?

tihond August 29, 2012 at 1:17 pm

Only if he can play the solo from "Champagne Supernova"

actor212 August 29, 2012 at 2:00 pm

Came for the Gallagher jokes, leaving happy

emmelemm August 29, 2012 at 2:03 pm

The watermelon guy?

actor212 August 29, 2012 at 2:12 pm

His mallet could only have helped Oasis.

Beowoof August 29, 2012 at 12:59 pm

Oh man cleavage again. I need to go for a long bike ride now.

freakishlywrong August 29, 2012 at 1:00 pm

I don't find him as loathsome as I did when he was pimpin' for Righty. Maybe some of that sweet, sweet librul media is rubbing off on him.

BoatOfVelociraptors August 29, 2012 at 1:27 pm

Sure, he's republican, but he never seemed to have that stick up the ass American Psycho Business Card Analyzing thing going on.

SayItWithWookies August 29, 2012 at 1:01 pm

I'll bet most Republicans are a lot nicer when they're no longer in positions of responsibility. More of them should try it — at the very least it would be fun prying their fingers from their office doorways.

chicken_thief August 29, 2012 at 1:02 pm

I bet Robert Gibbs was really popular at the GOP Convention.

Baconzgood August 29, 2012 at 1:03 pm

Oasis sucks. I never understood the appeal of their whiney english suck music!!!!

BaldarTFlagass August 29, 2012 at 1:07 pm

I also hated another Brit band of that era, and not because of their music, but their name. You know: Bush.

Baconzgood August 29, 2012 at 1:15 pm

They sucked too. A friend once said to me "you know why they call it 'alternative' music Baconz? Because if you don't listen to good music that's your alternative."

Mumbletypeg August 29, 2012 at 1:13 pm

I for the longest time couldn't understand why people *harshed* on Oasis when I found their first album appealing enough for repeat listening!
THen someone played for me a cover of Wonderwall, that sounded like it should've been a parody in its earnestness, but then I learned it wasn't a parody, and earnestness begat earnestness, then I was like OK Now I get it, the reason for y'all's derisive stance; tou-fuckin'-ché.

Exhausted66 August 29, 2012 at 1:03 pm

"the first black chairman of the RNC was fired "

"and he was super nice,"

Huh.

Incitefully_Joe August 29, 2012 at 1:05 pm

You'd think that with his expertise in high-end lesbian bondage-themed lounges, Michael Steele would have been an optimal co-organizer of the Tampa RNC, at least in an unofficial capacity.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 29, 2012 at 1:07 pm

When will you people get it through your heads? The years 2000-2010 did not occur. They were wiped out by a Muslim attack that left Barack Obama in power to destroy the country and start a new Caliphate. It was not until the Republican party returned from a secret hiding place created by God to save our fair nation that time started again.

Haven't you been paying attention to the convention?

freakishlywrong August 29, 2012 at 1:11 pm

Can't tell if joking. (Too good).

owhatever August 29, 2012 at 1:08 pm

Wankette?

SorosBot August 29, 2012 at 1:09 pm

I never get invited to the good sex orgies. :(

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 29, 2012 at 1:15 pm

MissTaken lives in San Francisco. Surely she knows a few.

BigSkullF*ckingDog August 29, 2012 at 1:15 pm

If you only go to bad sex orgies, you might be doing something wrong.

Jus_Wonderin August 29, 2012 at 1:18 pm

I prefer the bad orgies as I only go to critique.

BoatOfVelociraptors August 29, 2012 at 1:30 pm

Cleaning up the peanut butter after a sex orgy gone bad is always a chore.

elviouslyqueer August 29, 2012 at 1:34 pm

And you'd be amazed at all the places Jello can hide.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 29, 2012 at 1:51 pm

Nothing is worse than when the whipped cream starts to go bad.

actor212 August 29, 2012 at 2:13 pm

There's a *bad* sex orgy?

Cuz I figure, as long as I'm getting some, it's all good.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 29, 2012 at 2:29 pm

Go to a Young Republican Sex Orgy. Sure, it involves a lot of alcohol and ruffies, but you will get the idea before you pass out and find yourself left at the service entrance of the convention center all bruised and sore.

Sharkey August 29, 2012 at 1:09 pm

Did he bring a puppy for you?

Mumbletypeg August 29, 2012 at 1:10 pm

Not much to add here, except damn that man's ears are big.

Jus_Wonderin August 29, 2012 at 1:14 pm

I believe his big ears are an indicator of a long life…of his maternal and paternal grandmothers.

TootsStansbury August 29, 2012 at 1:19 pm

Damn it. Do they hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can he tie them in a knot? Can he tie them in a bow?

Biff August 29, 2012 at 1:35 pm

Is that an elephant joke?

freakishlywrong August 29, 2012 at 1:42 pm

You know what they say about big ears, right?

natoslug August 29, 2012 at 1:54 pm

Lots of wax?

Jus_Wonderin August 29, 2012 at 2:19 pm

Big muffs?

actor212 August 29, 2012 at 2:01 pm

Considering how many dicks he had to suck to be chairman, they probably got stretched.

BaldarTFlagass August 29, 2012 at 1:11 pm

"if Michael Steele, the first black chairman of the RNC, was not fired on Martin Luther King Day, it seems like the kind of thing the RNC would do"

I dunno, maybe Emancipation Proclamation Day. Or on Juneteenth.

TootsStansbury August 29, 2012 at 1:12 pm

He's cute, you know, for a Republican.

bikerlaureate August 29, 2012 at 3:05 pm

And Herr Goebbels looked positively resplendent in his dress uniform.

ttommyunger August 29, 2012 at 1:13 pm

"We invited him to our party, but he didn’t come. Neither did Robert Gibbs, "- Oh well, two less white guys, what the Hell…

Mahousu August 29, 2012 at 1:15 pm

I didn't realize Michael Steele was 7 feet tall.

BTW, I checked the mighty Wikipedia, and it looks like he was let go the Friday before MLK Day, no doubt so they wouldn't have to pay him for the holiday.

bobbert August 29, 2012 at 5:08 pm

Editrix is quite petite (height-wise).

BarackMyWorld August 29, 2012 at 1:15 pm

Rebecca looks like a brunette Katee Sackhoff, with better proportions.

Jus_Wonderin August 29, 2012 at 1:21 pm

"Attention on deck. That means on your feet, nuggets!"

actor212 August 29, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Do I really need to make a Sackoff joke here?

Actually, I was thinking more Elizabeth Moss.

BarackMyWorld August 29, 2012 at 7:12 pm

The smile is more Starbuck than Peggy Olsen. But, to be fair, Elizabeth Moss doesn't even look like Elizabeth Moss when she's playing Peggy.

kittensdontlie August 29, 2012 at 1:19 pm

With all those facials, rub & tugs and pomegranate juice on white carpets and before blue lights(not to mention the various orgies), a no-doubt surprised Wonkette crew now knows how magnificently those other bloggers live. Before defections occur, Wonkette needs to take their staff to a new level of luxury.

Hammiepants August 29, 2012 at 1:20 pm

Poor dude has Stockholm Syndrome.

el_donaldo August 29, 2012 at 1:21 pm

The headline for Politico's interview of Gibbs today is "Robert Gibbs: ‘Angry’ night ‘full of insults’."

Are you sure he didn't come to the drinky thing?

MacRaith August 29, 2012 at 1:22 pm

I'm sure Donald Trump is outraged about this, for reasons that he thinks he can clearly articulate but actually can't.

MissTaken August 29, 2012 at 1:23 pm

Does the pomegranate juice flow before or after the rub and tug?

polnick August 29, 2012 at 1:24 pm

The hunt for America`s poor will end in failure, they do not exist. After years of interviewing patrons of homeless shelters, senior citizen centers, and soup kitchen, I have not met one person who is not well fed or sheltered. But most complained about not having enough cash, for the deserving I donated a dime.

actor212 August 29, 2012 at 2:21 pm

Interesting. If you're looking for people poorly fed and sheltered, why do you go to places where, um, they get free food and a roof over their heads, courtest us liberals?

Oh wait, let me answer that one for you. You're scared of being alone on the streets, right?

How's the trolling going? You're not very convincing, by the way. You need more "God" shit in your shpiel.

polnick August 29, 2012 at 2:52 pm

<p style=”margin:0in 0in 10pt”>There NO person in America without food and shelter because the most downtrodden know how to get a freebie. The word POOR should not be applied to people, it is wrong and demeaning.

commiegirl99 August 29, 2012 at 3:17 pm

Who is this person, and why is he in my Wonket?

littlebigdaddy August 29, 2012 at 1:26 pm

Editrix, I hear that once you go blah you never go bah, or something.

Katydid August 29, 2012 at 1:27 pm

Sure he was nice last night, but throw one little Oreo cookie at him, and he gets all bent out of shape.

OneYieldRegular August 29, 2012 at 1:36 pm

That HuffPost headline this morning about Ann Romney Steele-ing the show is beginning to make sense.

mavenmaven August 29, 2012 at 1:36 pm

The Republicans didn't ask him to do a little softshoe shuffle for the entertainment of the conventioneers?

James Michael Curley August 29, 2012 at 1:56 pm

Michael Steele wasn't 'fired' he lost his bid for reelection. After six or seven votes to Reince Priebus. Don't remember all that much as I was a little raged out over the fact that one of the candidates was that pus filed skin tag who wore the 'Purple Heart Band-Aide" on her cheek all through the 2004 Republican Convention.

Stevola August 29, 2012 at 1:59 pm

Mmmm. sweaty editrix!

Sweatitrix?

actor212 August 29, 2012 at 2:22 pm

Sweatytits?

Wadisay August 29, 2012 at 2:02 pm

Probably the only place in townthat didn't throw peanuts at him, also.

Blueb4sinrise August 29, 2012 at 2:02 pm

Mitt Romney’s eldest sister: "……He’s not going to be touching any of that."
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/election-2012

Chet Kincaid_ August 29, 2012 at 2:06 pm

Obligatory:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj9_yW8tZxs

OH yeah, Oasis waz rockin'!!

bobbert August 29, 2012 at 5:18 pm

Jesus, I'm slow today. I must have sat here for two minutes thinking "Obligatory?"

Estproph August 29, 2012 at 2:06 pm

Didn't he bring enough fried chicken?

carlgt1 August 29, 2012 at 2:06 pm

gee first you help that idiot "Special Ops Swift Boat Group Against Obama" post their stupid video, now you're pal-ing around with Steele — Orange County has definitely rubbed off on you!

BaldarTFlagass August 29, 2012 at 2:24 pm

"definitely rubbed off on you!"

Didja see the red dress in the previous post? I had to go to the men's room.

Steverino247 August 29, 2012 at 2:16 pm

Shit, that guy must be almost as tall as I am. I wear better t-shirts, though, right Editrix?

bringmeanaxe August 29, 2012 at 2:20 pm

I don't agree with his politics, but Michael Steele is what the current Republican Party sadly lacks: a class act.

barto August 29, 2012 at 2:25 pm

Mebbe Gibbs & Steele had a date for some hot mano a mano action therefore could not accept yer invite.

TheGyrus August 29, 2012 at 2:26 pm

The RNC's new Black Friend is Herman Cain, who spoke yesterday – they don't need Michael Steele anymore.

DahBoner August 29, 2012 at 2:34 pm

Robert Gibbs: Staying alive, staying alive

garryboldwater August 29, 2012 at 3:21 pm

That was Obama's old press sec. I think you mean Robin Gibb.

marconidarwin August 29, 2012 at 2:55 pm

Well, take out that guy in the background, and then take out the self-loather, and this is not a bad faphoto.

AlNewMan August 29, 2012 at 3:33 pm

"…and we were soooo sweaty and he kept having to touch our wet, damp, dripping, clammy, sweaty back …" Oh my Rebecca, that Steele is one lucky dude after all.

Guppy August 29, 2012 at 3:39 pm

Gibbs, you fucking dirty liar

Mama spank?

fuflans August 29, 2012 at 3:48 pm

so do i have this right: palin and akin and steele are all persona non grata?

is joe walsh there?

do we have a list like this for next week?

so many questions about big tents (and i don't mean christie's)

TribecaMike August 29, 2012 at 6:05 pm

Huffington is so slick…

How slick is she?

Huffington is so slick she gets page click $$ from articles that just mention her name.

Come here a minute August 29, 2012 at 10:25 pm

I am Robert Gibbs and I approve this message.

iamrrm August 30, 2012 at 9:08 am

If Steele was shirtless editrix could stand there and suckle on his nipple without getting a neck crick. How convenient.

emmelemm August 29, 2012 at 2:05 pm

You have a Finnish cousin?? Oh yeah, you elaborated on Finnish mythology in a comment once upon a time.

Hyvää päivää!

actor212 August 29, 2012 at 2:11 pm

Mites menee?

And that's about the extent of my knowledge, unless you want to get scatological.

Dad was a carpenter.

Incitefully_Joe August 29, 2012 at 2:16 pm

I dunno, I think he fits in well enough with rest of the RNC.

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