A Children's Treasury Of Pictures From Your Wonkette's Tampa Rager

So you know that thing you do where you throw a party and even though you had a wonderful time and everyone had a wonderful time you just are like LET ME COUNT UP ALL THE PEOPLE WHO DID NOT COME. You do that right? Well all our media 'lite friends who blew off our party, please know that it has been Noted. (The only media 'lite who managed to get there from here were reporters from the local alts, to whom we gave some fine advice on how to cover a convention when you don't have a credential -- "work" from the bar, duh -- and the lovely Erin Ryan of Jezebel. See if you can figure out which of the four women at this goddamn sausage party was she!) Anyway here have some pictures from the party our head hurts.