Known Crazy Victoria Jackson Films Hilarious… Well, She Films Something

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Victoria Jackson, so wacko she has her own Wonkette tag, is entering, we think, year twenty of post-SNL unemployment. To commemorate this, she has taken to interviewing random street people on her Nikon Coolpix and, we presume, going home to edit it and upload it to her YouTube channel that has literally singles of views. The first video is up top. It is truly something when a barrel-chested faux-superhero who vaguely declares his superpower is “helping people” is so clearly the sanest person in a conversation that you find yourself wondering if he’s free for Quiznos later this week and maybe starting up a part-time drywall business.

However, Victoria Jackson cannot let anything be about someone besides her, and so we have to put up with a two-minute rant about Barack Obama’s fourteen communist fathers of fury.

If there was ever a niche for “exhausted-looking middle-aged woman with an inadvisable bow in her hair” roles, Vicki Jackson has that on LOCK.

It is nice that she is non-racistly concerned about Obama’s black genetic predisposition to tyranny. There is no more perfect moment than 1:50 to 1:54, when a giant “pro-life” truck with an aborted fetus rolls by and she sad-faced realizes that virtually any Negro in the world could be Barack Obama’s godless Muslim father.

 
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Someone get her more buttons, stat.

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200 comments

  1. emmelemm

    Inadvisable Bow is my new all-girl band name.

    We will, of course, all be donning inadvisable bows.

  2. Barbara_

    Her bangs cover the lobotomy scar nicely. I guess the bow is to cover the metal plate in her head.

      1. LibertyLover

        Sadly, no, she still needs to wear mass quantities of aluminum foil (BTW, Aluminum doesn't work as well as tin, but what are you gonna do?)

    1. dmnolan

      That's what all those traffic cones and concrete barricades are for. To keep her from bouncing off the cars.

      1. Baconzgood

        No joke. A friend of mine worked at a bar where Weird Al knew the owner. Weird Al came in when he was playing a show in town to see and hang out with her. My friend and I went to the park for a little midnight Basket Ball after he closed up (Weird Al and the owner left about an hour before). Walking in the park there was Weird Al and his boss sitting in a dark alcove at the park….Wait for it…..

        WEIRD AL WAS FINGERBANGING HER ON A BENCH!!!!!!!!

        True story.

        1. prommie

          My English Composition professor gave an example of whatever it is, something about verbs floating around unconnected to any clear subject, and his example was "Walking down the street, it began to rain." But because it involves Wierd Al and fingerbanging, your example is funnier.

        2. Callyson

          Pics or GTFO.

          Seriously, though, I wouldn't turn him down. I might insist on staying inside the car…or not…

      2. Chichikovovich

        I'd always been a bit unimpressed with Weird Al, but the parody of Dylan's "Subterranean Homesick Blues" in palindromes converted him to demigod status in my eyes.

        1. BerkeleyBear

          Yeah, Bob was a gem. I've never met him, but when you actually break down his songs and what is behind them there's a surprising amount of depth. His lead cut on his latest album, "Perform this Way" is at once a straightforward parody of Lady Gaga, a wink/nod reveal that you can't take anything a manufactured "star" does seriously and a slam of anyone who idolizes that sort of absurd spectacle as "original" or "daring" in any way. Heck of a lot more going on in that than the average pop song.

          Add it to the fact that he was basically a geek in training at Cal Poly until he got onto the Dr. Demento show and he becomes someone I think would have fit right in with my circle of loners and misfits in high school/college.

          1. Chet Kincaid_

            Well, loner/misfit circles were strictly separated by gender when I grew up, so I don't know what the kids have been up to post-'82. I understand some girls even read science fiction and play in prog bands now!

          2. viennawoods13

            That's when I grew up, too. I graduated from high school in 1978, and I was totally a loner nerd geek girl who read science fiction, and loved Star Wars and (blush) Space 1999.

    1. BerkeleyBear

      Funny thing is, she's the only person in that movie who went downhill from there. Michael Richards, Tony Geary, Fran Drescher, Weird Al himself all went on to bigger things. Even Long Duc Dong from 16 candles (Gede Watanabe) has had steady work the last 2 decades. Hmm, maybe she's the reason it flopped in theatrical release?

      1. Baconzgood

        If I recall correctly I think Batman and Indiana Jones Last Crusade were relased that same weekend.

      1. SorosBot

        She was also good at playing a woman who thought it was a good idea to let her cat drive her car.

  3. Nibbler of Niblonia

    that bitch's gullet must be so backed up with the semen of casting directors who never gave her the part that it has literally flooded her frontal lobe

    1. Nibbler of Niblonia

      *n.b. I am ridiculing her for lack of brain power exclusively, not for the blowjobs she has or hasn't given to casting directors.

  4. Chichikovovich

    Hmmmm,….Karl Marx had a quite swarthy complexion, to the point where his children called him "the moor". It was enough of an inside joke among his pals that he signed a letter to Engels "The Moor".

    Well, that info, added to Victoria's compelling presentation, has me convinced. Barack Hussein Obama Marx really is the Communist Anti-Christ.

    And I'm not a crank!

          1. Chichikovovich

            Rick Santorum was right – let gays marry and before you know it, you've got man-on-tree.—

  5. Tequila Mockingbird

    Victoria Jackson is a female Ralph Wiggum. She writes songs about cat poop, has the vocabulary of a 2-year-old, is easily controlled by others, and is obviously eating toxic levels of paste. I can just hear her saying “I once picked my nose until it bleeded!”

    1. RALitherland

      I've often wondered why Americans use "nimrod" where I'd use "dipstick" or "nitwit". I finally checked Urban Dictionary, and it's because kids didn't always understand the jokes in Bugs Bunny. I learn something new every day, thanks to Wonkette.

  6. mavenmaven

    Hahaha she inadvertently caught a GOP cosplay fetish rentboy participant on his way to an encounter.

  7. SavageDrummer

    I can't help but think that Victoria Jackson is the embodiment of Poe's law and she's just running the extremely long con and on her death bed she's going to just be like "gotcha!"

    Man, I hope I'm right…

  8. Arborista

    I have to say that I really like it that the bow-heads are willing to warn me in advance that whatever comes out of their mouths will be inadvisable…

  9. chicken_thief

    Is she the Floridian that was found passed out and topless in the parking lot of a casino when she was supposed to be babysitting?

    *if someone tells me how to do the link thingy so it will show up in red, I'll link in the future.

    1. James Michael Curley

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      So insert your link, press submit, delete the contents of the last pair of > < and write your own test. The following link will connect you to a brief listing of html coding. Despite the age of CSS / HTML (hypertext mark up language) every singe new web page still requires a primary statement that is is W3 encoded.
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  10. zippy_w_pinhead

    she is the personification of the neighborhood crazy lady- the one always seen wandering in the streets with a bottle of Boone's Farm in a paper bag. The parents all warn their children not to talk to her, even if she speaks to them first…

  11. DoucheWillis

    I wonder if her and Weird Al still keep in touch, even though UHF came out 23 years ago. I envision a scenario where Al is too damn polite to refuse her phone calls, so he just sits there and listens to her babble on about communism and Hawaii while making the universal "crazy" gesture at his wife.

  12. Tequila Mockingbird

    Well, now that Megs McCain has jumped ship, the old teatards need another bleached zaftig to fap to…

  13. ChernobylSoup

    Orlando is north of Tampa, moron. Anyway, they'll provide you with the Minnie Mouse costume when you report to work; you don't have to make your own.

  14. Antispandex

    One of the most sad things about the intertubes is that oldish and youngish attention whores alike, can still find a way to whore for attention. Oh, and as a tilt of the hat to old school Wonkettery, I wouldn't fuck her with my brother's dick, and we haven't spoken in 15 years.

  15. elviouslyqueer

    I call bullshit. That has got to be Sarah Palin wearing bad Ann Coulter drag after having snorted a kilo of boric acid and gerbil droppings.

  16. Goonemeritus

    Is being a crazy right wing conspiracy theorist a lucrative career and if so why didn’t my son’s high school guidance counselor mention it?

  17. SayItWithWookies

    Ms. Jackson will, hopefully, remember from this point on that if a costumed guy says his name is Super Hero, that the SH on his chest will probably stand for just the same thing — and if she were to adopt such a costume, I'd suggest she call herself Slobbering Halfwit.

  18. zippy_w_pinhead

    Pay no attention folks, it's just another Floridian face eating zombie. Move along, nothing to see here…

    1. Chichikovovich

      She has so many problems that her problems have problems. But somehow I don't think that depression is one of them. Perhaps a carefully titrated dose of Thorazine might bring her state to merely "completely deranged".

    2. Biff

      I was thinking she is proof that there is a career in Hollywood for the young Palin child who must not be named under penalty of ban-hammer…

  19. Pithaughn

    <Weeps>
    served a flaming shot to her once. Thought I was the coolest bartender in town.
    Now feel like a right awful schmuck.

  20. anniegetyerfun

    Other than her voice being several octaves higher, she sort of reminds me of my grandmother in the last couple years of her life; completely insane, prone to believing in a past that simply never happened and a future that was incredibly dire because, you know, Democratic Muslims or whatever. My grandmother WAS actually hit by a car and died, so there's still hope, people.

      1. anniegetyerfun

        That would have been interesting, karma-wise, as my grandmother was a crazy cat lady. But no, just some poor schlub coming off the night shift.

  21. fartknocker

    Her voice is worse than the Queen of Wasilla. Thank goodness I stopped watching it before my ears started bleeding.

  22. MissTaken

    Does the bow amplify her voice to the level of screeching harpy or is the bow just for show?

  23. Mittens Howell, III

    Wow, way to bring out the big guns, RNC.

    Victoria Jackson.

    Or should that be 'Hurricane Victoria'?!

  24. Lot_49

    OT, but Original Wonkette AMC is on MSNBC now, and seems to be getting hotter and more relaxed on the teevee, in addition to already being funny and vicious. What a package!

  25. MLite

    It's like she has a telepromter in her head playing a greatest hits loop of the crazy @aol.com e-mails that most of us put in our spam folders. One doesn't get the feeling that there is enough grey matter left in her vacuous bow wrapped noggin for her to even understand the nonsensical words that are coming out of her mouth. Someone get her some help because I don't get the feeling she is competent to live on her own.

  26. PhilippePetain

    Oh wow, so that super dude is what a Scientologist who's lived in Clearwater for a while looks like, huh?

  27. Blueb4sinrise

    After todays 'thinky' posts, I was hoping for a sideboob….not quite what I had in mind .

  28. poorgradstudent

    Why is she still loose? Isn't she a reason why our hard-earned tax dollars go to Arkham Asylum?

  29. Toomush_Infer

    I don't think Victoria's going to be successful in either of her two Tampa plans: laid or comedy engagement….

  30. TribecaMike

    I vaguely recall Jackson doing a comedy contortionist act around the time of the second battle of Bull Run.

  31. randcoolcatdaddy

    If you got her and Sarah Palin in the same room, the earth would implode from all that damn whining.

  32. rocktonsam

    if there is ever a niche of exhausted looking middle aged women, send em to Rockdale Wisconsin and ask for Sam

    did this one hook up with dennis miller at some point?

  33. MaxUdargo

    You know, you get up in the morning, shave your head, put on your tights and your cape, and head out to fight crime on the streets of Tampa, and the next thing you know you're being bothered by some lunatic and you can't get any work done.

  34. Calapine

    Worthy of M. Night Shyamalan:

    A bald guy in a crazy costume…you expect that worst and he turns out pretty sane. The stockily build woman with the terrible voice is quite mad though!

  35. Carabella1

    omg, and I've been hoping for years I'd never have to hear to that fucking two year old voice ever again. Just when you get complacent… there she is.

  36. james

    What does it say about Victoria Jackson that she makes a guy in a spandex hero suit look extremely rational and sane by comparison?

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