OBAMA'S REAL FATHER IS TAN KARL MARX  3:50 pm August 27, 2012

Known Crazy Victoria Jackson Films Hilarious… Well, She Films Something

by Jesse Taylor

Victoria Jackson, so wacko she has her own Wonkette tag, is entering, we think, year twenty of post-SNL unemployment. To commemorate this, she has taken to interviewing random street people on her Nikon Coolpix and, we presume, going home to edit it and upload it to her YouTube channel that has literally singles of views. The first video is up top. It is truly something when a barrel-chested faux-superhero who vaguely declares his superpower is “helping people” is so clearly the sanest person in a conversation that you find yourself wondering if he’s free for Quiznos later this week and maybe starting up a part-time drywall business.

However, Victoria Jackson cannot let anything be about someone besides her, and so we have to put up with a two-minute rant about Barack Obama’s fourteen communist fathers of fury.

If there was ever a niche for “exhausted-looking middle-aged woman with an inadvisable bow in her hair” roles, Vicki Jackson has that on LOCK.

It is nice that she is non-racistly concerned about Obama’s black genetic predisposition to tyranny. There is no more perfect moment than 1:50 to 1:54, when a giant “pro-life” truck with an aborted fetus rolls by and she sad-faced realizes that virtually any Negro in the world could be Barack Obama’s godless Muslim father.

Someone get her more buttons, stat.

[TheStar.com]

 
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ChillBill August 27, 2012 at 3:52 pm

Who?

finallyhappy August 27, 2012 at 3:53 pm

What?

ChillBill August 27, 2012 at 3:55 pm

Why?

hagajim August 27, 2012 at 3:56 pm

When?

Baconzgood August 27, 2012 at 3:57 pm

How? As in How did I let my self watch even one of those clips let alone both.

johnschiap August 27, 2012 at 4:34 pm

If I made a Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart reference here would anyone get it?

DahBoner August 28, 2012 at 5:30 pm

AFB.

Another Fat Blonde…

emmelemm August 27, 2012 at 3:52 pm

Inadvisable Bow is my new all-girl band name.

We will, of course, all be donning inadvisable bows.

hagajim August 27, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Funny? I was thinking of naming my band inadvisable bowels.

actor212 August 27, 2012 at 4:04 pm

*crossing "Inarticulate Bowels" off list of names*

Damn.

YouBetcha August 27, 2012 at 3:53 pm

Her voice is the audio version of salt peter.

Gleem McShineys August 27, 2012 at 3:58 pm

Worse, her voice deep fries your peter, first.

Barbara_ August 27, 2012 at 3:54 pm

Her bangs cover the lobotomy scar nicely. I guess the bow is to cover the metal plate in her head.

hagajim August 27, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Does that protect her from the alien signals as well?

LibertyLover August 27, 2012 at 4:05 pm

Sadly, no, she still needs to wear mass quantities of aluminum foil (BTW, Aluminum doesn't work as well as tin, but what are you gonna do?)

Joshua Norton August 27, 2012 at 3:54 pm

People believe what they want to believe. Which would explain why they think that "Dancing With the Stars" actually features stars.

Biff August 27, 2012 at 4:48 pm

Or dancing.

LionHeartSoyDog August 27, 2012 at 4:49 pm

"My God, it's full of stars!"

DrunkIrishman August 27, 2012 at 3:55 pm

I kept waiting for her to accidentally wander into traffic and die.

dmnolan August 27, 2012 at 4:09 pm

That's what all those traffic cones and concrete barricades are for. To keep her from bouncing off the cars.

ChillBill August 27, 2012 at 4:10 pm

She's brain-dead already, if that helps.

Guppy August 27, 2012 at 5:21 pm

"With votes" dammit!

Baconzgood August 27, 2012 at 3:55 pm

Pretty bad when your acting career peaked playing Wierd Al's girlfriend.

SorosBot August 27, 2012 at 3:58 pm

Hey now, Weird Al is awesome and that would be a great role for anyone!

emmelemm August 27, 2012 at 3:59 pm

I know right???!

Don't disrespect Weird Al.

Baconzgood August 27, 2012 at 4:02 pm

No joke. A friend of mine worked at a bar where Weird Al knew the owner. Weird Al came in when he was playing a show in town to see and hang out with her. My friend and I went to the park for a little midnight Basket Ball after he closed up (Weird Al and the owner left about an hour before). Walking in the park there was Weird Al and his boss sitting in a dark alcove at the park….Wait for it…..

WEIRD AL WAS FINGERBANGING HER ON A BENCH!!!!!!!!

True story.

ThundercatHo August 27, 2012 at 4:05 pm

I think you should tell that story on your job interviews.

actor212 August 27, 2012 at 4:17 pm

It's a step up from "One summer at band camp"…

prommie August 27, 2012 at 4:05 pm

My English Composition professor gave an example of whatever it is, something about verbs floating around unconnected to any clear subject, and his example was "Walking down the street, it began to rain." But because it involves Wierd Al and fingerbanging, your example is funnier.

Crank_Tango August 27, 2012 at 4:10 pm

dangling modifier libel!

chicken_thief August 27, 2012 at 4:11 pm

Was he all like "wanna smell my finger?" the next day?

MissTaken August 27, 2012 at 4:14 pm

I now have 'Eat It' playing on repeat in my head.

IonaTrailer August 27, 2012 at 4:18 pm

White and Nerdy here

SorosBot August 27, 2012 at 4:29 pm

That was just awesome.

Callyson August 27, 2012 at 4:54 pm

Pics or GTFO.

Seriously, though, I wouldn't turn him down. I might insist on staying inside the car…or not…

DahBoner August 28, 2012 at 5:32 pm

Fingerbang is my new fav band!!!!

Chichikovovich August 27, 2012 at 4:10 pm

I'd always been a bit unimpressed with Weird Al, but the parody of Dylan's "Subterranean Homesick Blues" in palindromes converted him to demigod status in my eyes.

BerkeleyBear August 27, 2012 at 4:21 pm

Yeah, Bob was a gem. I've never met him, but when you actually break down his songs and what is behind them there's a surprising amount of depth. His lead cut on his latest album, "Perform this Way" is at once a straightforward parody of Lady Gaga, a wink/nod reveal that you can't take anything a manufactured "star" does seriously and a slam of anyone who idolizes that sort of absurd spectacle as "original" or "daring" in any way. Heck of a lot more going on in that than the average pop song.

Add it to the fact that he was basically a geek in training at Cal Poly until he got onto the Dr. Demento show and he becomes someone I think would have fit right in with my circle of loners and misfits in high school/college.

Chet Kincaid_ August 27, 2012 at 8:19 pm

"my circle of loners and misfits in high school/college"

Did You Know:™ 95% of Male Wonkettes could have typed that phrase!

BerkeleyBear August 27, 2012 at 4:29 pm

Funny thing is, she's the only person in that movie who went downhill from there. Michael Richards, Tony Geary, Fran Drescher, Weird Al himself all went on to bigger things. Even Long Duc Dong from 16 candles (Gede Watanabe) has had steady work the last 2 decades. Hmm, maybe she's the reason it flopped in theatrical release?

Baconzgood August 27, 2012 at 4:37 pm

If I recall correctly I think Batman and Indiana Jones Last Crusade were relased that same weekend.

SorosBot August 27, 2012 at 3:57 pm

But she was always so convincing on Saturday Night Live at playing idiotic blonde airheads.

Lascauxcaveman August 27, 2012 at 4:01 pm

I know! And hardly anyone gives her credit!

SorosBot August 27, 2012 at 4:13 pm

She was also good at playing a woman who thought it was a good idea to let her cat drive her car.

Biff August 27, 2012 at 4:52 pm

Who names their cat Toonces, anyway?

WhatTheHeck August 27, 2012 at 3:57 pm

The polka dot bow tells me she is serious.

Joshua Norton August 27, 2012 at 3:57 pm

In a few more years she's going to start to look like Robin Williams trying to get his kids back.

IonaTrailer August 27, 2012 at 4:19 pm

He's gonna play Dwight D Eisenhower! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2194

And is selling his house for $35M

Nibbler of Niblonia August 27, 2012 at 3:58 pm

that bitch's gullet must be so backed up with the semen of casting directors who never gave her the part that it has literally flooded her frontal lobe

Nibbler of Niblonia August 27, 2012 at 4:01 pm

*n.b. I am ridiculing her for lack of brain power exclusively, not for the blowjobs she has or hasn't given to casting directors.

smokefilledroommate August 27, 2012 at 3:59 pm

Do you think Obama is a communist?

No, ma'am.

Then what are you doing here?

pdiddycornchips August 27, 2012 at 5:44 pm

Then, the Super Hero asked her to spell communist and she ran away crying.

Schmannnity August 27, 2012 at 4:00 pm

Keynote speaker

VinnyThePooh August 27, 2012 at 4:08 pm

Keynote screecher.

Chichikovovich August 27, 2012 at 4:00 pm

Hmmmm,….Karl Marx had a quite swarthy complexion, to the point where his children called him "the moor". It was enough of an inside joke among his pals that he signed a letter to Engels "The Moor".

Well, that info, added to Victoria's compelling presentation, has me convinced. Barack Hussein Obama Marx really is the Communist Anti-Christ.

And I'm not a crank!

Arborista August 27, 2012 at 4:14 pm

"And I'm not a crank!"

And yet I get the feeling that you're winding us up?

Chichikovovich August 27, 2012 at 4:20 pm

Back off, tree-man, or I'll start writing in ALL CAPS.—

Arborista August 27, 2012 at 4:29 pm

That's tree-hugger to you, sir.

Chichikovovich August 27, 2012 at 4:44 pm

Rick Santorum was right – let gays marry and before you know it, you've got man-on-tree.—

Chet Kincaid_ August 27, 2012 at 8:24 pm

Have you ever seen Karl Marx and Fredrick Douglas in the same room together?!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-_35nj7oLdDY/TnbIktPtLrI
http://mikeely.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/fredri

I rest my case!!

Tequila Mockingbird August 27, 2012 at 4:01 pm

Victoria Jackson is a female Ralph Wiggum. She writes songs about cat poop, has the vocabulary of a 2-year-old, is easily controlled by others, and is obviously eating toxic levels of paste. I can just hear her saying “I once picked my nose until it bleeded!”

CrunchyKnee August 27, 2012 at 4:07 pm

True, but her Wookie was always bent.

Crank_Tango August 27, 2012 at 4:13 pm

I choo choo choose you!

MissTaken August 27, 2012 at 4:20 pm

This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end.

SorosBot August 27, 2012 at 4:31 pm

That's where I saw the leprechaun. He tells me to burn things.

Angry_Marmot August 27, 2012 at 6:11 pm

"This tomato tastes like Grandma!"

iburl August 27, 2012 at 11:36 pm

Me fail English, that's unpossible!

Hammiepants August 27, 2012 at 4:01 pm

Irrelevancy thy name is…wait, what the hell is this gormless nimrod's name again???

RALitherland August 27, 2012 at 10:28 pm

I've often wondered why Americans use "nimrod" where I'd use "dipstick" or "nitwit". I finally checked Urban Dictionary, and it's because kids didn't always understand the jokes in Bugs Bunny. I learn something new every day, thanks to Wonkette.

mavenmaven August 27, 2012 at 4:01 pm

Hahaha she inadvertently caught a GOP cosplay fetish rentboy participant on his way to an encounter.

Arborista August 27, 2012 at 4:21 pm

Yeah, nice try- I'm still not gonna click on either of those things.

Schmannnity August 27, 2012 at 4:01 pm

From the Party of Ideas.

actor212 August 27, 2012 at 4:01 pm

SH = ShitHead?

SavageDrummer August 27, 2012 at 4:02 pm

I can't help but think that Victoria Jackson is the embodiment of Poe's law and she's just running the extremely long con and on her death bed she's going to just be like "gotcha!"

Man, I hope I'm right…

Biff August 27, 2012 at 5:29 pm

Just like we keep waiting for Andy Kaufman to let us in on the joke, right?

Arborista August 27, 2012 at 4:03 pm

I have to say that I really like it that the bow-heads are willing to warn me in advance that whatever comes out of their mouths will be inadvisable…

actor212 August 27, 2012 at 4:03 pm

I take it she's in Tampax, FL taping these?

chicken_thief August 27, 2012 at 4:03 pm

Is she the Floridian that was found passed out and topless in the parking lot of a casino when she was supposed to be babysitting?

*if someone tells me how to do the link thingy so it will show up in red, I'll link in the future.

actor212 August 27, 2012 at 4:13 pm

OK, it's like this:

"less than" sign( < ) followed by "a href="yourlinkhere", followed by "greater than" sign ( > ), then Your visible text here followed by "less than"/a"greater than".

Or you can just dump the link in the comment without formatting, like this:
<a href="http://shell.cas.usf.edu/mccook/uwy/hyperlinks.html” target=”_blank”>http://shell.cas.usf.edu/mccook/uwy/hyperlinks.html

chicken_thief August 27, 2012 at 4:37 pm

I tried the format above but it kept linking back to the Wonkette instead of to here, which was what I was pasting into the "a href=" field.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/mom-gamb

Arborista August 27, 2012 at 4:17 pm

This may help you to make red link thingies too, also: http://www.hyperlinkcode.com/make-hyperlink.php

chicken_thief August 27, 2012 at 4:38 pm

Thanks to all!!!!

James Michael Curley August 27, 2012 at 5:03 pm

I copy the link into the comment and press Submit Comment. Then I immediately Edit the comment which brings up the link as formatted in the .html language for it to be displayed. Then in the last section enclosed by quotes " " you see a listing of the the link as "_blank>Stuff to appear in Red
So insert your link, press submit, delete the contents of the last pair of > < and write your own test. The following link will connect you to a brief listing of html coding. Despite the age of CSS / HTML (hypertext mark up language) every singe new web page still requires a primary statement that is is W3 encoded.
Visit W3Schools

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chicken_thief August 27, 2012 at 7:18 pm

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!, Thank you!

zippy_w_pinhead August 27, 2012 at 4:04 pm

she is the personification of the neighborhood crazy lady- the one always seen wandering in the streets with a bottle of Boone's Farm in a paper bag. The parents all warn their children not to talk to her, even if she speaks to them first…

DoucheWillis August 27, 2012 at 4:04 pm

I wonder if her and Weird Al still keep in touch, even though UHF came out 23 years ago. I envision a scenario where Al is too damn polite to refuse her phone calls, so he just sits there and listens to her babble on about communism and Hawaii while making the universal "crazy" gesture at his wife.

Tequila Mockingbird August 27, 2012 at 4:04 pm

Well, now that Megs McCain has jumped ship, the old teatards need another bleached zaftig to fap to…

zippy_w_pinhead August 27, 2012 at 4:05 pm

otherwise known as the tea party downgrade…

ChernobylSoup August 27, 2012 at 4:04 pm

Orlando is north of Tampa, moron. Anyway, they'll provide you with the Minnie Mouse costume when you report to work; you don't have to make your own.

smokefilledroommate August 27, 2012 at 4:06 pm

Shit, where's J. Edgar when you need him?

Antispandex August 27, 2012 at 4:06 pm

One of the most sad things about the intertubes is that oldish and youngish attention whores alike, can still find a way to whore for attention. Oh, and as a tilt of the hat to old school Wonkettery, I wouldn't fuck her with my brother's dick, and we haven't spoken in 15 years.

elviouslyqueer August 27, 2012 at 4:07 pm

I call bullshit. That has got to be Sarah Palin wearing bad Ann Coulter drag after having snorted a kilo of boric acid and gerbil droppings.

Goonemeritus August 27, 2012 at 4:07 pm

Is being a crazy right wing conspiracy theorist a lucrative career and if so why didn’t my son’s high school guidance counselor mention it?

sullivanst August 27, 2012 at 4:33 pm

Yes, but only if you've been on TV or your dad was famous.

James Michael Curley August 27, 2012 at 5:23 pm

He was keeping the best jobs for his "petboy".

SayItWithWookies August 27, 2012 at 4:07 pm

Ms. Jackson will, hopefully, remember from this point on that if a costumed guy says his name is Super Hero, that the SH on his chest will probably stand for just the same thing — and if she were to adopt such a costume, I'd suggest she call herself Slobbering Halfwit.

zippy_w_pinhead August 27, 2012 at 4:07 pm

Pay no attention folks, it's just another Floridian face eating zombie. Move along, nothing to see here…

ThundercatHo August 27, 2012 at 4:07 pm

I thought her new gig was spokesmodel for some pizza chain.

chicken_thief August 27, 2012 at 4:19 pm

Herman Cain *offered* her a job?!

actor212 August 27, 2012 at 4:24 pm

Tit for tat.

She needed tat job.

IonaTrailer August 27, 2012 at 4:30 pm
shelwood46 August 27, 2012 at 9:28 pm

Someone must embody the Crazy Bread.

SigDeFlyinMonky August 27, 2012 at 4:08 pm

Get her more buttons?! The peyote has done enough damage already!

metamarcisf August 27, 2012 at 4:08 pm

Be kind, folks. Victoria Jackson is the funniest SNL cast member since Charles Rocket

SorosBot August 27, 2012 at 4:33 pm

What about Chris Kattan or Horatio Sanz?

metamarcisf August 27, 2012 at 4:42 pm

They all pale before Brad Hall

MissTaken August 27, 2012 at 4:09 pm

We're gonna need a bigger bow.

emmelemm August 27, 2012 at 4:11 pm

HA!

sbj1964 August 27, 2012 at 4:09 pm

Victoria Jackson is like the poster child for PROZAC.

smokefilledroommate August 27, 2012 at 4:17 pm

Or Haldol.

Chichikovovich August 27, 2012 at 4:17 pm

She has so many problems that her problems have problems. But somehow I don't think that depression is one of them. Perhaps a carefully titrated dose of Thorazine might bring her state to merely "completely deranged".

Biff August 27, 2012 at 5:36 pm

I was thinking she is proof that there is a career in Hollywood for the young Palin child who must not be named under penalty of ban-hammer…

Pithaughn August 27, 2012 at 4:10 pm

<Weeps>
served a flaming shot to her once. Thought I was the coolest bartender in town.
Now feel like a right awful schmuck.

Chichikovovich August 27, 2012 at 4:18 pm

That shot was probably what sent her over the edge.

VinnyThePooh August 27, 2012 at 4:11 pm

Inaction Jackson.

anniegetyerfun August 27, 2012 at 4:12 pm

Other than her voice being several octaves higher, she sort of reminds me of my grandmother in the last couple years of her life; completely insane, prone to believing in a past that simply never happened and a future that was incredibly dire because, you know, Democratic Muslims or whatever. My grandmother WAS actually hit by a car and died, so there's still hope, people.

Biff August 27, 2012 at 5:37 pm

Was the car driven by a cat?

anniegetyerfun August 27, 2012 at 6:35 pm

That would have been interesting, karma-wise, as my grandmother was a crazy cat lady. But no, just some poor schlub coming off the night shift.

ElPinche August 27, 2012 at 4:13 pm

NEEDS MOAR TIM KAZURINSKY

MinAgain August 27, 2012 at 4:14 pm

I guess bleaching your hair does cause brain damage, after all.

iamrrm August 27, 2012 at 4:14 pm

Will. NOT. Press. Play.

UW8316154 August 27, 2012 at 4:15 pm

Gawd what a train wreck. She really let herself go after releasing "Control", didn't she?

fartknocker August 27, 2012 at 4:16 pm

Her voice is worse than the Queen of Wasilla. Thank goodness I stopped watching it before my ears started bleeding.

LibertyLover August 27, 2012 at 4:16 pm

How many cats does this woman own?

Estproph August 27, 2012 at 4:18 pm

Did they have aerosol lead paint on the SNL set or in her dressing room?

actor212 August 27, 2012 at 4:23 pm

She seems more like the "pica chew" type

FlownOver August 27, 2012 at 4:20 pm

She should seek career advice from Charlie Rocket.

Too soon?

MissTaken August 27, 2012 at 4:21 pm

Does the bow amplify her voice to the level of screeching harpy or is the bow just for show?

smokefilledroommate August 27, 2012 at 4:23 pm

She's the consummate babywoman. All she needs is a bib and rattle.

SorosBot August 27, 2012 at 4:27 pm

The bow proves that she's serious and respectable.

Mittens Howell, III August 27, 2012 at 4:21 pm

Wow, way to bring out the big guns, RNC.

Victoria Jackson.

Or should that be 'Hurricane Victoria'?!

RadioBowels August 27, 2012 at 4:22 pm

On the crazy wingtard scale she is a 5.

MissTaken August 27, 2012 at 4:26 pm

I assume that's a scale of 1 to 4.

smokefilledroommate August 27, 2012 at 4:30 pm

I'm pretty sure she goes to 11.

Steverino247 August 27, 2012 at 5:02 pm

Nah, she looks like the type that's asleep by 9.

JohannNYC August 27, 2012 at 4:24 pm

Where is Toonces the Cat when we need him? Please drive this crazy woman far, far away!

Lot_49 August 27, 2012 at 4:25 pm

OT, but Original Wonkette AMC is on MSNBC now, and seems to be getting hotter and more relaxed on the teevee, in addition to already being funny and vicious. What a package!

MLite August 27, 2012 at 4:25 pm

It's like she has a telepromter in her head playing a greatest hits loop of the crazy @aol.com e-mails that most of us put in our spam folders. One doesn't get the feeling that there is enough grey matter left in her vacuous bow wrapped noggin for her to even understand the nonsensical words that are coming out of her mouth. Someone get her some help because I don't get the feeling she is competent to live on her own.

Hifimikey August 27, 2012 at 4:27 pm

The crazy is strong in this one…

smokefilledroommate August 27, 2012 at 4:27 pm

I'll bet Super Hero answered a male Craigslist ad and was en route to some hotel room. 'Discreet' must not have been in the ad.

sullivanst August 27, 2012 at 4:30 pm

"My name is not important"

PhilippePetain August 27, 2012 at 4:33 pm

Oh wow, so that super dude is what a Scientologist who's lived in Clearwater for a while looks like, huh?

missannthropethefirst August 27, 2012 at 4:35 pm

She was dropped on her head as a baby, wasn't she?

Baba_NinjaCat12 August 27, 2012 at 4:36 pm

It's like talking to Kootie Pie Koopa.
http://www.mariowiki.com/images/e/e7/Wendy_NSMBWi

IonaTrailer August 27, 2012 at 4:38 pm

The GOP just added an Anti-porn Platform to their manifesto

Where's the love people?

Guppy August 27, 2012 at 5:23 pm

The love is in the marital chambers, face to face, man on top, with the lights off.

Blueb4sinrise August 27, 2012 at 4:43 pm

After todays 'thinky' posts, I was hoping for a sideboob….not quite what I had in mind .

Steverino247 August 27, 2012 at 5:03 pm

Sideshow Boob!

poorgradstudent August 27, 2012 at 4:45 pm

Why is she still loose? Isn't she a reason why our hard-earned tax dollars go to Arkham Asylum?

Callyson August 27, 2012 at 4:46 pm

"What does that stand for?"

"Shit Happens. The new GOP campaign slogan…"

Toomush_Infer August 27, 2012 at 5:04 pm

I don't think Victoria's going to be successful in either of her two Tampa plans: laid or comedy engagement….

mcrummett August 27, 2012 at 5:40 pm

I think the bow looks very nice atop her…head? Sure, we'll go with head.

BZ1 August 27, 2012 at 6:04 pm

The GOP speaking roster seems a bit thin, now they have street corner speakers?

LibrarianX August 27, 2012 at 7:19 pm

Noisome Haridan – begone, shrill fuckwitt.

WIDTAP August 27, 2012 at 7:24 pm

…and their cushions are quite soft.

LibrarianX August 27, 2012 at 7:35 pm

Christ! Someone loosen that bow – her brain hasn't had oxygen since 1974.

Chet Kincaid_ August 27, 2012 at 8:09 pm

No lie, I could have sworn the baldy tights dude said "I fight Africans" when she asked him what he does.

TribecaMike August 27, 2012 at 8:27 pm

I vaguely recall Jackson doing a comedy contortionist act around the time of the second battle of Bull Run.

TribecaMike August 27, 2012 at 8:51 pm

Why is she filming people with her phone when there's already a camera filming her?

fuflans August 27, 2012 at 9:04 pm

when a giant “pro-life” truck with an aborted fetus rolls by…

i thought you were talking about the verizon truck.

randcoolcatdaddy August 27, 2012 at 9:20 pm

If you got her and Sarah Palin in the same room, the earth would implode from all that damn whining.

rocktonsam August 27, 2012 at 9:34 pm

if there is ever a niche of exhausted looking middle aged women, send em to Rockdale Wisconsin and ask for Sam

did this one hook up with dennis miller at some point?

MaxUdargo August 27, 2012 at 10:21 pm

You know, you get up in the morning, shave your head, put on your tights and your cape, and head out to fight crime on the streets of Tampa, and the next thing you know you're being bothered by some lunatic and you can't get any work done.

Generation[redacted] August 27, 2012 at 10:39 pm

I'm waiting to hear from Tunces the Driving Cat.

Calapine August 28, 2012 at 5:55 am

Worthy of M. Night Shyamalan:

A bald guy in a crazy costume…you expect that worst and he turns out pretty sane. The stockily build woman with the terrible voice is quite mad though!

ttommyunger August 28, 2012 at 7:32 am

Never met her, but I know her. I've fucked women like her; but never twice.

Carabella1 August 28, 2012 at 9:57 am

omg, and I've been hoping for years I'd never have to hear to that fucking two year old voice ever again. Just when you get complacent… there she is.

Dildeaux August 28, 2012 at 10:49 am

The Grift! It burns!

james August 28, 2012 at 2:51 pm

What does it say about Victoria Jackson that she makes a guy in a spandex hero suit look extremely rational and sane by comparison?

smokefilledroommate August 27, 2012 at 3:59 pm

Where?

BerkeleyBear August 27, 2012 at 4:12 pm

Masochism?

SexySmurf August 27, 2012 at 4:01 pm

Whore?

actor212 August 27, 2012 at 4:03 pm

Lemon curry?

dmnolan August 27, 2012 at 4:07 pm

How many?

chicken_thief August 27, 2012 at 4:08 pm

I'll take "Details that NYT typists Never Ask" for $400, Alex!

Mumbletypeg August 27, 2012 at 4:04 pm

Whoops.

UW8316154 August 27, 2012 at 4:07 pm

Huh?

chicken_thief August 27, 2012 at 4:06 pm

These vids were bad, but they were better than the average Whoopi movie.

Arborista August 27, 2012 at 4:07 pm

Whoa!

Arborista August 27, 2012 at 4:07 pm

Tim Curry.

elviouslyqueer August 27, 2012 at 4:11 pm

Masaman curry or GTFO!

sullivanst August 27, 2012 at 4:16 pm

Even a Whoopi movie beats Whooping Cough.

actor212 August 27, 2012 at 4:16 pm

I'm betting his modifier was at least semi-erect at that point

prommie August 27, 2012 at 4:39 pm

So the lesson is, never modify your dangler?

Arborista August 27, 2012 at 4:32 pm

Agreed. Massaman curry is awesome! (And I'm not just trying to curry favor.)

Biff August 27, 2012 at 4:33 pm

Hengh?

Baconzgood August 27, 2012 at 4:53 pm

I'll dangle my modify thing where ever I please.

Toomush_Infer August 27, 2012 at 5:01 pm

Unless, of course, that's all it can do…..

Steverino247 August 27, 2012 at 4:56 pm

Sonny Bono libel!!!!

smokefilledroommate August 27, 2012 at 5:13 pm

Help me! Mr. Popeil!

bobbert August 27, 2012 at 6:17 pm

Ouch.

Steverino247 August 27, 2012 at 6:34 pm

I got yew, babe!

WIDTAP August 27, 2012 at 7:24 pm

Sweet!

viennawoods13 August 27, 2012 at 10:33 pm

Hey, don't forget us girls.

Chet Kincaid_ August 27, 2012 at 11:07 pm

Well, loner/misfit circles were strictly separated by gender when I grew up, so I don't know what the kids have been up to post-'82. I understand some girls even read science fiction and play in prog bands now!

viennawoods13 August 27, 2012 at 11:19 pm

That's when I grew up, too. I graduated from high school in 1978, and I was totally a loner nerd geek girl who read science fiction, and loved Star Wars and (blush) Space 1999.

Chet Kincaid_ August 28, 2012 at 12:59 am

But aren't you Canadian? That explains it. You folks were ahead of your time! Why, SCTV was as big an influence in our loner/misfit circle as Python itself!

prommie August 28, 2012 at 9:50 am

The Starlost.

viennawoods13 August 28, 2012 at 11:01 am

Well, maybe. SCTV was pretty cool, too, although I was much more of a Python girl.

viennawoods13 August 28, 2012 at 11:01 am

Wow. Too nerdy even for me. I had to google that.

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