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Mitt Romney Won’t Release Tax Returns Because He Doesn’t Want To Brag About His Charity

Well-done, me!Is this the most masterful bit of spin in world history? Does it beat, say, explaining why how you dropped 20 points in three days means your opponent should get out of the race? YES. IT DOES. Here is His Lord High Hairgel Mittens of Romney explaining that he wants to keep his tithing between him and God, and that’s why you can’t see his tax returns:

In an interview with Parade Magazine that will be published Sunday, Romney explains that the Church keeps those records private. His and Ann Romney’s donations are “a very personal thing between ourselves and our commitment to our God and to our church.”

One of the downsides of releasing one’s financial information is that this is now all public, but we had never intended to our contributions to be known.

That is kind of odd, because he was bragging all last week about how his “charitable” (to his church) contributions, when coupled with the actual taxes he paid (which he claims were never less than 13 percent, and YOU WILL BELIEVE HIM), took him “well over 20 percent”! (Of course, it didn’t, because charitable contributions get scooped off the top and you don’t pay taxes on them, so he is like double-counting, but whatevs, Mitt Romney is a businessman, not a medical doctor and/or accountant!)

Anyway, we now know why Mitt Romney is being so super-shady about his tax returns, still, and that is because he doesn’t want you to know what a great guy he is. Do your charitable works under a bushel basket, or something, the Torah says. And when the Torah says “jump,” Mitt Romney bombs Iran.


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    1. Chet Kincaid_

      Are you saying the Mormon Church is not a non-profit entity legally, or that you just don't think it should count as one? (And if you answer "yes" or "AOTK", I will punch you.)

      1. GunToting[Redacted]

        For a non-profit entity, they sure seem to generate a shit-ton of revenue, which they use to build shopping centers and suppress teh GHEYZ.

        1. OneDollarJuana

          Wait, was that the Mormon or Catholic church you were talking about? Or any one of the Evangelical churches?

          1. GunToting[Redacted]

            Good point, but the Mormons seem to be the current undisputed champions. The Whore of Babylon is resting on all the loot pillaged during the middle ages, and the Evangelicals (AFAIK) don't require 10% off the top.

          2. Negropolis

            I'm pretty sure most denominations require/strongly suggest a 10% tithe, that is, unless we're parsing the meaning of the word requirement.

          3. BerkeleyBear

            Yeah, it is downright taliban esque in its severity. And it is supposed to be first fruits, meaning it comes right off the top without considering any expenses. Which makes Mitt admitting that he doesn't get to 10 percent in any charitable donations pre-tax, much less tithe only (based on his comments that it is only about 7 percent of what I assume is adjusted gross income) all the more revealing.

          4. GunToting[Redacted]

            Encourage, sure. I don't think anyone takes it to the level of the Mormons. I've heard stories about people who left the church but were pressured to return. When they rejoined, they were asked to submit their tax returns so “back-tithes” could be assessed.

        1. Chet Kincaid_

          Tithing is required in a lot of Christian denominations as well. Are you saying that because it's "required," one's religious giving doesn't make one a "swell guy"? People also have the choice of leaving that religion if they don't like the requirement, so in that sense, it's voluntary.

          But we all know he's a jerk, so it's moot.

          1. actor212

            In the LDS, it's excommunicable to fall short of tithing. I'd call that "require". Many evangelical churches have tithing too, but it's not a mortal sin to miss.

          2. AncienReggie

            I was visiting my Mormon cousins one year after Christmas, when their Bishop's office called the house to remind them that they (these are teenagers and little kids I'm talking about) had to come in and settle up on their tithes before the end of the year. I went with them to the "Stake" for their appointment with the Bishop and the oldest–maybe 19–had to pay the $30-something he still owed and the youngest, around FIVE, still owed 50 cents.

            I am not making this up. That is one serious religion, its only up-side being that the "Stake" will actually feed its hungry flock when circumstances warrant, also.

            Another funny thing–when one cousin was looking at going to BYU, I had a chance to read the student handbook and the penalty for drinking coffee was the same as for rape or murder: you got kicked out of school. Also a true story.

          3. Chet Kincaid_

            No, I'm not fucking with you! I'm trying to understand exactly what your complaint is. Are you fucking with me, that I have to write a dozen replies just to figure out what you're talking about? What the fuck is in the water here today?!

          4. ChillBill

            Correct me if I'm wrong, but my understanding is that Charity is voluntary; tithing may or may not be (in the LDS Church, it's not).

            Is it too early for a drink?

      2. Lot_49

        The zillions the Mormon Church "donated" to the Prop 8 campaign to overturn same-sex marriage in CA were purely political, and they ought to have their tax exemption lifted for it, but it's apparently just too much trouble.

        1. reliefsinn

          No way! They are just defending their "relgious beliefs". Are you insinuating they are bigots of some sort?

        1. eggsacklywright

          Thank you.

          I am a boy-person.

          Bombay, TYVM. Although McCallan 12 is my preferred hard likker.

  1. ChernobylSoup

    In related news, Ryan kicked a grandmother in the stomach but doesn't want to brag about it.

    1. WABishop

      In related news, Dick Cheney seized the reins of power to crush his enemies, see them driven before him, and to hear the lamentation of their women, but didn't want to brag — wait, yes, yes he did.

    1. SavageDrummer

      I find that less likely than his extreeeeeeem charity being TOO extreeeeeeem for him to brag about…

  2. RRoccoco

    Every day I say a novena that Harry Reid delivers his knock-out punch this week and reveals his source of information on Mitt's tax returns. C'mon, Harry! Right in the magic underwear!

    1. hagajim

      Imagine the irony of Harry the majik undies guy knocked Mittems out of his majik undies….Mormon internicine squabble.

  3. sewollef

    OT, but important:

    There's reports of a mass shooting in Manhattan. So far three dead, including the gunman. Right outside the Empire State Building too.

      1. tessiee

        The shooter was 56 and got fired or laid off from his job?
        He'll never work again — I mean, he wouldn't have, even if he hadn't shot anybody.
        He probably hasn't had an interview since his job ended.
        Not that I'm saying that makes it OK, but the manager who let him go for all intents and purposes ruined his life.

        1. Goonemeritus

          Yes he is, If all Republicans were like him I would actually have to listen to their parties positions before I voted. As it is now I just check that the Democratic candidate hasn't shot anyone in the face recently.

          1. Negropolis

            Because, quit frankly, actor was being an ass when I brought this up in a previous thread, and is just generally being difficult, today. There are enough gun nuts and NRA apologists elsewhere to have to be dealing with that bullshit here, too.

    1. actor212

      Two dead: the gunman and the co-worker he shot. Only one or two others were shot as bystanders. The rest of the injuries appear to be from the panic the shooting created.

      EDIT: Reports are that a bystander also might have died on his or her way to the hospital.

      1. Steverino247

        That would be a really good reason to celebrate, but we're never going to make it.


    2. Lot_49

      Praise be to the NRA for ensuring that every dip-shit nut-job with a grudge can get his hands on a gun, even in NYC.

      Oh, and SCOTUS is doing its part as well. Credit where credit is due!

      1. sewollef

        Although Bloomberg hasn't said as much yet [since he obviously doesn't have the info], but it's becoming a given that guns used in shootings here in NYC almost always originate from out-of-state.

        I know it's one of his pet peeves, but on this I agree with him [can't believe I just wrote that, but there it is…]. Ever since I came up close to much heavier munitions fired in city streets…. I've realised guns are bad, especially in the hands of regular citizens.

  4. SorosBot

    He doesn't want people to know how much he gives; particularly, he doesn't want the Church of Latter-Day Saints to know he's giving less than the required 10%.

      1. SorosBot

        We can't be sure unless he actually does release his tax returns, but I think it's pretty likely; he's been stiffing the government for sure, so why wouldn't he stiff his church too.

        1. BerkeleyBear

          He all but admits it. Tithing, if you follow the interpretation I've always been taught, is supposed to be 10 percent off the top. Not 10 percent of net, but gross, income and your entire wealth. So admitting his entire "charitable" effort is less than 7 percent of AGI, and includes non church efforts (mainly funding the Ann and Mitt Romney Foundation to sequester worthy funds from taxation, another lovely rich person tradition) is a tell that he's been stiffing the LDS for years.

  5. jaytingle

    It could be that he tithed less than 10-percent, which might be okay with the Elders, as he is a Bishop; but it is bound to upset the plebes who fork over the full amount yet can't afford to marry in the Tabernacle.

  6. carlgt1

    well his devout Mormonism really shines through on the recently released Bain docs showing how Mittens & Anntoinette Romney invest in "vice" (gambling, cigarettes, probably hookers too)

          1. PubOption

            Reminds me of Gladstone's comment that he only visited prostitutes to explain the error of their ways.

      1. tessiee

        a la Hermes Conrad:

        Some of the t'ings i spent my money on were… uh… destroyed in a series of small fires, mon.

  7. freakishlywrong

    Who is he kidding? This fucker doesn't want people to know he's even MORMON. Lying sack of shite.

  8. worrierqueen

    Being a severely compassionate conservative, he doesn't want us to worry about our taxes either which is why he's bringing back slavery.

  9. Negropolis

    You see, children, when a billionaire daddy loves his money very much…

    You guys are being so unfair. Everyone knows that rich folks are only to speak about their money in quiet rooms. Anything more would just be gauche.

  10. Oblios_Cap

    He just doesn't want us know how much the "Church" fleeced him. It would go against the picture he has painted of himself being a "businessman".

    Most religions are obviously hokum, but Mormomism is right up there with Scientology when you look at its origins. it's pretty obvious Joseph Smith was nothing but a bullshit artist.

  11. Baconzgood

    But the Morman church really doesn't do anything charitable. They have no hopsitals do they? No food banks that I've heard of, no orphanages, no meals to wheels programs, etc., etc.

      1. BerkeleyBear

        Yeah, and Lutherans have a whole Social Services wing, but you don't see anyone giving them a prime time special about it.

    1. Negropolis

      There was a whole show on Rock Center with Brian Williams, last night, detailing their charity. No snark.

    2. Chichikovovich

      They spend a hundreds of millions trying to convert people of other religions to Mormonism. This "recruitment" includes, as Sullivanst pointed out on in an earlier post – not just heathens and Catholics but good bible-believing Southern Baptists, Pentacostals, Missouri Synod Lutherans,…

    3. pinkocommi

      They have an vast charity program… for Mormons. They have warehouses where poor Mormons can get food clothing and other items they need. And they have mental health programs for Mormons. And they love the boy scouts.

      1. vtxmcrider

        Participation in the mental health programs should be mandatory, just like tithing. They are all fucking crazy.

    4. BerkeleyBear

      As much as I don't like the church hierarchy, actual LDS members are typically some of the most driven, community service oriented people you'll meet. When I work at the food bank there is almost always an LDS contingent there, they get very involved in Scouts, the PTA and other groups. Now, they tend to be insular about it, and take over organizations whenever they can, but that doesn't mean they aren't trying to do good works every bit as much as all sorts of other whackadoodle religious folks who think that a God who created AIDS and war gives two shits whether you bagged frozen corn on a Saturday morning or served soup to the homeless.

    5. Steverino247

      The bishops do get together with other members to decide which non-LDS employees will be laid off so a church member in good standing coming in from Utah can have the vacated position.

      1. HistoriCat

        There seem to be a lot of similarities between the church and the mob. If anyone causes trouble do they get a horse's head in their bed?

  12. gullywompr

    Churches are not charities. Charitable contributions are not equivalent to taxes. Churches and charities discriminate when redistributing contributions. It's all a fucking red herring.

  13. deangarr

    Release the tax returns, Mr. Romney.

    It is not just libs who want to see Romney's tax returns.
    It is 63% of American voters who do.

    The longer Mr. Romney delays, the more suspicious it appears.

    Obama released 8 years of tax returns
    GW Bush 10 years
    Clinton 12 years
    GHW Bush 14 years
    George Romney 12 years.

    What is the problem, Mr. Romney?

    Release the tax returns.

  14. DerrickWildcat

    The Mormon Church is the 2nd largest Private land owner in Nebraska. Ted Turner #1. Mormon Church #2. Both use it for Cattle and Bison ranching. Would the Mormon Church have to pay Taxes and all that on the land?

    1. BerkeleyBear

      Normally churches pay property taxes on normal properties, that is places that aren't actual houses of worship. States get in disputes with churches over this sort of issue from time to time, but the LDS can certainly afford to pay – especially since unimproved land in Nebraska probably is taxed at a pretty low rate.

    2. Steverino247

      In California, we tax their fucking church parking lots as they do not serve a religious purpose. Now, to get the rest of the property taxed…

  15. BigSkullF*ckingDog

    Brian Williams taught me all about Mormons last night and how they are not really evil, racist aliens from space, but are just like you and me except not drunk all the time.

    1. weejee

      Had a gay alcoholic cousin who was a Morman, and what that fucking church did for to him while he was dying of AIDS you wouldn't believe. No, you probly would.

        1. kittensdontlie

          They will need that cause they are all going to HELL!, with it's everlasting damnation, FIRE and brimstone. All major religions agree the LDS is toast(of course they all say that about each other too).

    2. Negropolis

      Can I tell you that I was surprised they got Abby Huntsman to describe her journey away from the church? Didn't see that coming.

    3. anniegetyerfun

      See, them not being drunk all the time is my #1 issue with them. I know some awesomely perverted Mormons, but will they get falling down drunk with me? No.

      And that's why I find myself here, amongst the good kinds of people who will.

      1. SorosBot

        The only Mormon I've ever known, a girl who went to college with me, did drink plenty; but then she was also (at least as of the last time I knew her) dating a black guy, so she was definitely not a good Mormon.

  16. Biff

    Bull Fucking Shit. The church does NOT keep tithes private, they issue a fucking annual report for your use in tax preparation. Please don't ask me how I know this. Once the IRS gets that information, shouldn't it be public domain?

    1. pinkocommi

      No. Tax returns are private. You can't even ask for them in litigation. In California at least. Except in a divorce or trust proceeding.

  17. Chichikovovich

    [commented earlier post; now on topic]
    In the Robin Roberts interview where Ann said "We've given you people all you need to know", she also talked about how Mitt was such a wonderful person, and exhibit A was that he gave 10% of his income to the LDS church every year.

    You can brag about it on ABC News and three weeks later it is suddenly so private that it would violate your compact with God to disclose it? Mitt, you and ann already let that cat out of the bag!

    1. tessiee

      "In the Robin Roberts interview where Ann said "We've given you people all you need to know""

      I thought Robin Roberts was that nice African American woman who is a cancer survivor, but then I thought, "Naaaaa, can't be; even the Romneys know better than *that*!"
      So then i googled images, and sure'nuff, Robin Roberts is the same person who I thought she was.
      WTF, Ann Romney said, "you people" to a blah person????
      I realize she wasn't addressing her comment to blah people in general, nor to Robin Roberts in particular, but what a stunning example of the out of touch-ness of the Romneys not to realize that one simply does not say that.

  18. C_R_Trogloraptor

    Well now, we're all supposed to feel just grand that Willard Mitt Romney chooses to toss a few Ha'penneys at some causes and people that he deems worthy. Then we're all supposed to ignore the intricate lengths to which he goes to avoid contributing money to support the United States' infrastructure, governing operations,civil society and military, whos benefits he's so profitably enjoyed all of his life.

    "Oh! But he was a tight-fisted hand at the grindstone, Scrooge! a squeezing, wrenching, grasping, scraping, clutching, covetous, old sinner! Hard and sharp as flint, from which no steel had ever struck out generous fire; secret, and self-contained, and solitary as an oyster."
    – Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol

    1. Chichikovovich

      Well, Bain may well have owned interests in some prisons. And I've no doubt that Romney will support union workhouses, when the treadmill and the poor law return to full vigour.

      1. C_R_Trogloraptor

        There's no doubt all that is true. If Bain Capital is as sharp as I think they are, they'll invest in the Human Body Tissue Industry, to take advantage of those who would rather die than go to the Workhouse, and so reduce the surplus population.

    2. Lot_49

      Mitt can afford all the private roads in gated communities, preppy education, private security guards, chartered aircraft, etc, that he needs, so none of the trappings of civil society matter to him. No one in his family ever served in the military or is at risk of being conscripted.

      Country-dwelling, home-schooling wingtards who see cities as festering sores of traffic and foreigners and parking you have to pay for share Mittens' opinion of the benefits of belonging to civil society. What has government ever done for them?

    3. tessiee

      "the intricate lengths to which he goes to avoid contributing money to support the United States' infrastructure, governing operations,civil society and military,"

      all of which he hopes to run.

  19. SoBeach

    Get yourself a big ol' sharpie and black out the charitable donations part. Nobody gives a crap about those anyway.

    We want to see how you used offshore corporations and accounts to evade US taxes for years, then took advantage of an amnesty program to repatriate most of your fortune tax free.

    Oh, and your claim that you always paid at least 13%? I believe you. Really. I have no doubt that you paid at least 13% on the income you reported. It's the income that went through the Bermuda corporations and wasn't reported or taxed (you know, the VAST majority of the money you made) that I might find interesting.

    1. tessiee

      "Get yourself a big ol' sharpie and black out the charitable donations part. Nobody gives a crap about those anyway."

      Mitt and Ann are already wetting their magic underpants for fear of a big ol' black sharpie.

  20. Chet Kincaid_

    Nobody is buying this "my contributions to entities with non-profit status shows I'm pulling my weight" bullshit. He is making more problems for himself by bringing it up. Chief among them, violating the Romney Campaign Rule that you must never talk about the Mormon Church around your would-be Fundie Christian base.

    1. BerkeleyBear

      Apparently he's going full Mormon at the RNC, in an effort to spin them around to seeing that Mormons are every bit as fundie as fundies get (I guess). Strikes me as yet another stupid idea, but he's the business genius, right?

  21. MacRaith

    This is today's spin. Tomorrow's spin will be different. This is how it works when you're trying really, really hard not to tell the truth. Remember the whole Mark Sanford episode, and how the explanations kept getting weirder until the truth came out? This is like that, except it's lasting a whole lot longer.

  22. dcjdjay

    Darling, giving $$$ to the Mormon Church, Inc., because you have to doesn't count as charity. Now do be charitable and show the world your taxes.

  23. BarackMyWorld

    Have the Republican pundits started comparing this to the birther controversy yet? Because not releasing more than 2 years of tax returns and having people hound you about your birth certificate, people call it fake, then releasing an older version with the same information, and still having people cal it fake….totally the same thing.

    1. MacRaith

      The birthers are certainly comparing it to the birther controversy already, and their demands are getting weirder and weirder. I saw one who said that Mitt shouldn't release anything until Obama not only released his "real" birth certificate, but also a lengthy list of other documents including his elementary school records.

    2. RadioBowels

      Also, too, questions about your fringe cult "church" are equivalent to claiming someone is a terrorist muslim.

    3. tessiee

      Seriously, can you imagine how they would have reacted if President Obama had come up with this many clumsy and transparent bullshit stories about why he shouldn't have to show his birth certificate?

      "well, uh, I would — except that it's TOO American, and everybody else would feel jealous! Yeah, that's the ticket!"

  24. LibertyLover

    Mitt, sweetie, didn't your mama ever tell you to just rip that bandaid right off? It's less painful that way. You just keep prolonging the agony.

  25. Poindexter718

    So did the angel Moroni deliver some sort of divine dispensation?
    "Big Guy says you can reveal two years worth, but that's it!"

  26. PsycWench

    With all due respect, the argument "I didn't reveal some information because I don't want to show off how good I am" is a well used one. I think Akin still wins the spin contest.

  27. carlgt1

    he's such a sleazeball I imagine the truth is more that he doesn't want the Mormon elders to find out his real income & net work and that he's only been tithing at 2% not 10%!

  28. poorgradstudent

    Translation: Forget Uncle Sam, if the Church saw how cooked my books were, they'd have my legs broke.

    1. Negropolis

      Mormons don't break legs; they do something far more painful. They break souls.

      Did I just totally blow your mind?

    2. eggsacklywright

      Yeah, if the cult finds out he's been shorting them, they'll go all retroactive on his ass.

    3. tessiee

      Considering how badly Rafalca tanked at the dance-off, he'd probably be relieved to find her head in his bed.

  29. Chet Kincaid_

    Is he tithing 10% based on his U.S. taxable income, or 10% based on ALL of the income, including what he has stashed overseas? If we find out the actual number, we find out how much money he is hiding from the government, and if he is actually withholding money he is obligated by his religion to give his Church. Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, Mitt, don't you have people to tell you to shut up about this stuff?!

      1. Chet Kincaid_

        So, he'd be saying that he only reported to the IRS the contributions he wanted to deduct from his IRS-reported income, but he made more Mormon contributions that he doesn't have to disclose?

    1. Wadisay

      He probably set up all those overseas trusts and whatnot to shield money from his church, not the IRS, since the church seems to be doing about as good a job of shaking him down as the government.

    2. HistoriCat

      I think jtingle may be on to something up above. If he managed to get the church to agree to a lower percentage ("3% or I leave the church!" maybe?), they would still be OK at getting a sizable chunk of change. However your $20,000 a year service sector worker would probably not be quite as understanding.

  30. mrblifil

    So if he attains the Presidency will he give 10% of his government salary to the Mormon Church? In other words will he be enriching his chuch with MAH MONEEEZZ??!!1! What brand new socialist hell is this?

    Also too – my open letter to reporters:

    Dear Shit for Brains: Your job is to write interesting shit to increase circulation/hits. No interest-y, no monneezzz. So here's a thought. Next time Romney says "Charity? bluh bluh bluh Tithe bluh bluh bluh Mormon Church bluh bluh sacred bluh bluh personal…" here's what you do. You say something like "Tithe, Mormon, 10%, multiple sclerosis, fine. Ever give any money to any OTHER charities ASSHAT?" The accolades will then flow in like wine and the boys upstairs who sign the checks will say "who is this frisky firebrand ready to take on all comers, I like the cut of his/her jib, etc." You fucking morons.

    With antipathy,


    1. PubOption

      When this first came up I looked at some ex-Mormon websites, and it appears that many Mormons see tithes as a tax paid to the church.

  31. Mumbletypeg

    And when the Torah says “jump,” Mitt Romney bombs Iran.

    Rebecca you are on a roll today. I'm thinking it's Hurricane Joyce who should be worried, not the other way around.

    ETA: Hurricane "Issac", maybe? aw, more biblical names. it's a TORAH-CANE

  32. TootsStansbury

    Now I know why the Dem's mascot is a donkey. I just made an involuntary braying sound. The nerve of this asshole.

  33. Chet Kincaid_

    Someone should dig up George Romney's 12 years of tax returns and report on how he accounted for what he gave to his church, and where he stashed his money. I will take a WAG that George was not so obsessed with keeping every last dime away from the IRS the way that these "Masters Of The Universe" from the '80s and beyond (his son being a Bishop in their church of rapaciousness) treat paying no taxes as their true religion.

  34. marinmaven

    My theory is the reason Mitt is not releasing his taxes and financials is that he is holding out on the CHURCH. He probably has been hiding income from them, something that could get him ex-communicated or have his knees capped for.

  35. Terry

    I think the real secret of Mitt's tax returns is that he stiffed the Mormon Church, didn't fully tithe 10% of his income. If that gets out, they'll take away his magic underwear and the little card that lets him into the temples and what not.

  36. Isyaignert

    Wow Mittens – you're quite the tapdancer. Way to spin the sh!t. When can we expect to see you on DWTS (not that I watch that cr@p)?

    BTW – FUK YOU, Mittens and Ayn Rmoney and FUK your logic and brain-eating cult that is the Moron (oops typo) church. You are the perfect example of what is wrong with the world.

    PS – Does everyone know about "Lying for the Lord?" Their cult says it's perfectly fine to lie if it furthers the church, your business or your family. That explains everything that sh!t-for-a-soul Rmoney has ever said.

  37. tessiee

    "Anyway, we now know why Mitt Romney is being so super-shady about his tax returns, still, and that is because he doesn’t want you to know what a great guy he is."

    And you know what else, you guys? Mitt's so smart they hooked him up to a big computer to try to teach it some things, but he had so much knowlege, it overloaded, and then it got really hot and caught on fire!

  38. tessiee

    If only the major networks were to give the Romneys some free airtime, I'm sure they'd explain everything to you people.

  39. PhilippePetain

    Dude, "Because I'm a Mormon" is not the excuse you expect a politician to use to try to avoid controversy. Just saying.

  40. Ducksworthy

    This one I believe. The $100 million he gave to the starving orphans of the LDS church and which same LDS church has used to persecute the gheys and to elect their first Mormonbot preznit.

  41. ttommyunger

    Of course, the Mormon Church is a THREE BILLION-DOLLAR A YEAR Multi-National Organization touted by its own leadership to be the fastest growing religion in the world; so it only makes sense to give them charity. The poor, the fatherless and the sick? Fuck Them!

  42. VeraSevera

    He probably did NOT give the 10% demanded by his Mormon faith any more than he paid his fair share of taxes.

  43. docterry6973

    And Newt went canoodling because he loved America too much. These goppers is saints, I tell ya, SAINTS!

  44. larrykat

    Translation: "We are stiffing the Magic Underwear Mob out of their 10% just like we're fuckin' over Uncle Sammy! Yee Haw!

  45. BeefHardcake

    "And then, completely out of reflex and without conscious thought at all, I saved a busload of nuns and blind children from going over a cliff. I didn't want to bring attention to it, though."


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