Exclusive! Here is Your Picture Of Kevin Yoder All Nude-Like In The Sea Of Galilee, Wait No It Isn’t

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Kevin Yoder, fourth from right, naked as Yahweh made him.

UPDATED Multiple people are writing in to tell Your Editrix she is the worst reporter in the world — no argument — and that our EXCLUSIVE Kevin Yoder pic is in fact of Rep. Tom Graves of Georgia. If this is true, and there will simply never be any way to tell beyond looking at the dates when Graves and Yoder and Paulsen went to Israel, then that makes the rest of this post entirely bullshit, which also means that Paulsen’s people did not lie to us, and we will not be reporting from his butt.

We started calling around to confirm that this particular snapshot of this particular group of ne’er-do-wells and rapscallions was indeed taken on the very same Israeli “fact-finding” trip in which Kevin Yoder let his eagle soar — REPORTING! — but a funny thing happened. The office of Minnesota House member Erik Paulsen, fourth from left, told us he wasn’t on that August 2011 trip. Except — here, in his own words! — he was? So then we got mildly peeved and stopped calling people to confirm. Hey guys, you got a problem with it, give Erik Paulsen’s office a call!

At any rate, official Wonkette Editorial Policy is pro-skinny-dipping (and also pro-Bigfoot), so we for one are very glad that the FBI wasn’t actually investigating the skinny-dipping itself (“Holy Site” or no) but rather some young Michael Grimm fellow who may someday rip the coveted Most Corrupt title from our own beloved Maxine Waters (whom, we repeat, we love!).

But while we are pro-skinny-dipping and Bigfoot and Maxine Waters, we are anti-people-lying-to-us. Erik Paulsen, might wanna talk to your office, because we will now be living right in your butt. Right in there! In your butt. With what we can only presume are the finest in anal beads and live rodents.

[WONKET EXCLUSIVE]

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71 comments

  1. Oblios_Cap

    God's Own Undertaker, my rep, Steve Southerland and his daughter were there too, getting closer to Jesus, as it were.

    1. Beowoof

      Almost looks to be one of those Riverboats that troll the Mississippi looking for locals to clean out of their pay checks.

    1. actor212

      Oh man, I watched that episode of River Monsters, where the victim came face to formaldehyde jar with the Candiru what swum up his penis.

      Poor guy was a puddle of jello…

  2. Boojum

    I want to know who the fifth woman from the right is and whether she felt Yoder's eyeless shrimp.

  3. Beowoof

    Hey I don't see Tom Reed a local congress person here in Western NY . A man of discretion as his wife was with him and told him to keep Mr. Softy in his pants.

  4. freakishlywrong

    OT but I"m so depressed. I just got back from a benefits meeting and the guy from the retirement company asked "how many of you believe you'll ever get social security"? Out of 20 people, I was the ONLY one that raised my hand. He scoffed at me and said, "it's gone, you really believe you'll ever see that"? I said, "I better, I've been paying in to it for 37 years and if you think I'm going to stand by and let some asshole politician hand it to wall street to gamble with, you've got another thing coming. Don't vote for people who threaten it, we earned it." My co-workers looked at me like I had three heads. Idiots.

  5. FakaktaSouth

    How come the ladies are all covered up? I mean, those ladies' boobies were made by God too, and look like they'd have probably hung down into the water anyway. Come on girls, tits out, for Jesus.

    1. kittensdontlie

      Are we looking at the same picture? I am seeing some keen knockers, a little hairy but…oh bejebus… never mind.

  6. arihaya

    No snark here but the trip was fully funded by "educational branch" of AIPAC.

    Now if only those poor Palestinians managed to collect enough money to pay for some fly-over country Congressmen for "fact-finding" as counterbalance, we could be closer to a Middle East peace.

    1. viennawoods13

      Very nice. I had to watch it twice because I missed the crawl at the bottom the first time.

  7. arihaya

    And you call that Safe For Work ?

    What if one of the reader vomits due to sheer amount of Ugly American-ness in that photo?

  8. ttommyunger

    The highlight of the evening was the wet mu-mu contest. Thanks for not sharing pix of that.

  9. Oblios_Cap

    Doesn't Leviticus condemn this kind of behavior? It pretty much mandates death for everything else.

  10. Lot_49

    Demonstrating once again that politics is show business for ugly people.

    And regarding Rep Yoder, it might be more correct to say, "…as Yahweh and Sara Lee made him."

    UPDATE: I stand by my story.

  11. LibertyLover

    While these people are definitely dipping, I don't think you can call these people skinny in the least.

  12. JustPixelz

    QUICK! Amend the Constitution to change the 25 years old minimum age to a 25 years old maximum age!. DO IT FAST! I am gouging out my own eyes as I type this. (Which is really hard to do.)

  13. HistoriCat

    That image is very disturbing. I wish you’d have chosen something else. I realize that it’s a shameful part of American history that we should never forget, but it’s too much.

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