Caption Contest! Mitt And Ann Romney Are On A Boat

Tupper Romney tweets this photo of Mitt and Ann Romney on a boat. For some reason, His Lord High Hairgel Mittens of Romney -- who is objectively a handsome man -- always looks super gross and greasy when he's on vacation at "Lake Winni." Here they look like nothing so much as a really sweaty and awful Viagra ad. But do you think they look like a sweaty and awful Viagra ad? Or do you think they look like something else?

Caption away!

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