THEY'RE ON A BOAT!  11:25 am August 21, 2012

Caption Contest! Mitt And Ann Romney Are On A Boat

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

They're on a boat! Tupper Romney tweets this photo of Mitt and Ann Romney on a boat. For some reason, His Lord High Hairgel Mittens of Romney — who is objectively a handsome man — always looks super gross and greasy when he’s on vacation at “Lake Winni.” Here they look like nothing so much as a really sweaty and awful Viagra ad. But do you think they look like a sweaty and awful Viagra ad? Or do you think they look like something else?

Caption away!

 
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Barb_ August 21, 2012 at 11:27 am

"Let's go visit our money" also known as, "Around the world in 80 days and banks.

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SorosBot August 21, 2012 at 11:32 am

I'll be sure to let her know – she's taking off and will be out most of today, and so won't be around much if at all.

JustPixelz August 21, 2012 at 11:55 am

It's like you're her stalker and her personal assistant.

Callyson August 21, 2012 at 1:14 pm

I send happy birthday greetings as well!

MissTaken August 21, 2012 at 12:21 pm

Thanks sweetie! Like SB said, I'm not working today so I won't be making my old ass presence known much today. But thank you!!

Barb_ August 21, 2012 at 12:30 pm

You're welcome!

MosesInvests August 21, 2012 at 12:37 pm

Happy birthday!

fartknocker August 21, 2012 at 12:58 pm

Happy Birthday MissTaken. You're fabulous.

Chet Kincaid_ August 21, 2012 at 1:27 pm

It's our loss! Happy Birthday!

Steverino247 August 21, 2012 at 2:05 pm

Happy Birthday! I was up in SF on Saturday and resisted the temptation to stand at Fifth and Market awaiting a ball rub.

(I was guiding a party of visually impaired veterans from the VA blind school in Menlo Park. Interesting day.)

redarmyzombie August 21, 2012 at 3:35 pm

Holy crap, the things I miss when I'm away…

Happy Birthday, MissTaken!

Callyson August 21, 2012 at 1:15 pm

Cool bling, Barb!

Barb_ August 21, 2012 at 3:00 pm

Thanks Callyson!

ChernobylSoup August 21, 2012 at 11:28 am

"Gilligan, I thought this was only a 3 hour tour."

SorosBot August 21, 2012 at 11:38 am

It's Willard and Ann Howell III.

TootsStansbury August 21, 2012 at 11:45 am

Well if it lasts more than four hours Mitt will need to seek medical attention.

Dr_Zoidberg August 21, 2012 at 11:28 am

'We're not going fast enough! Throw some more poor people into the furnace.'

joobajooba August 21, 2012 at 12:36 pm

I love the Internet. The add next to this comment says "There's a better way to heat your home."

Negropolis August 22, 2012 at 2:50 am

Renewable energy! To the children mines!

mookwrthwilson August 21, 2012 at 11:29 am

What do his people christen boats with?

Dr_Zoidberg August 21, 2012 at 11:41 am

Smaller boats.

IonaTrailer August 21, 2012 at 11:41 am

The blood of white Siberian tigers, killed during a full moon, on a Tuesday.

jodyleek August 21, 2012 at 11:51 am

Dwarfs.

Wadisay August 21, 2012 at 12:00 pm

Mormons use bottles of Catawba.

Weenus299 August 21, 2012 at 12:17 pm

fairy urine.

tessiee August 21, 2012 at 12:28 pm

Dog pee and poo.
Oh, no, wait.
That's what they christen cars with.

SigDeFlyinMonky August 21, 2012 at 12:36 pm

De-caff non-alcoholic Irish coffee. (Really, these people just don't get the point.)

CthuNHu August 21, 2012 at 2:53 pm

You people.

Negropolis August 22, 2012 at 2:51 am

Dead babies? Whole milk?

hagajim August 21, 2012 at 11:30 am

"You know, its sure nice when our rich asses can while away the day on the lake." – Mittens Rmoney.

Veritas78 August 21, 2012 at 6:19 pm

If he's having that much fun, why doesn't he do it 365 days a year? Because he could, for the rest of his life, and he would still never run out of money.

But no, he has to be President and fuck up our miserable existences, too.

orygoon August 21, 2012 at 11:30 am

You can never be too rich or too clueless.

el_donaldo August 21, 2012 at 11:30 am

"Hellspawn"

JohnnyQuick August 21, 2012 at 11:30 am

"You know how many kids we have. It wasn't rape, honey."

Jus_Wonderin August 21, 2012 at 11:31 am

"This rope? Well, I save money when I use Ann as an anchor."

SorosBot August 21, 2012 at 11:31 am

Viagra ad? That boat could use two outdoor bathtubs for them to lie back and relax in, while holding hands.

Terry August 21, 2012 at 11:44 am

Ann is also bundled up like she's trying to keep a few layers between them.

MaxNeanderthal August 21, 2012 at 3:57 pm

That's not a boat. A floating fornicatorium, yes. A real boat, no.

Willardbot9000_V2.5 August 23, 2012 at 4:31 am

the Romneys always mix in a bit of animal cruelty to get the uh, juices flowing. Such as pitbull fights, or slashing a monkey with razors or the traditional favorite: boiling a horse in a giant pot. That's how Ann sends a message to her other equine captives, er pets…

pinkocommi August 21, 2012 at 11:31 am

"I am Wilfred 'Mittens' Romney, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht."

Lascauxcaveman August 21, 2012 at 11:45 am

"Several of each, in fact. And, oh yeah, by the way? I pay taxes at a lower rate than you."

Dr_Zoidberg August 21, 2012 at 12:15 pm

+20 for referencing that cartoon.

BerkeleyBear August 21, 2012 at 1:23 pm

If only the IRS would come after this SOB like they went after ol' Elmer.

doloras August 21, 2012 at 8:18 pm

"I may be a scwewy wabbit, but I ain't going to Alcatwaz".

IonaTrailer August 21, 2012 at 12:32 pm

I luuuvv me some Elmer Fudd.

NorbertsRevenge August 21, 2012 at 5:59 pm

rrrrrrrabbitskenia! ze vorst case I have ever seen!

Tom_Moe August 21, 2012 at 11:31 am

Thurston and Lovey headed out on a 3 hour tour.

Gratuitous World August 21, 2012 at 11:31 am

"what do you mean, no boat elevator?"

heyyo!

BigSkullF*ckingDog August 21, 2012 at 11:32 am

Does anyone else see the old man clinging to the capsized rowboat in their wake?

tessiee August 21, 2012 at 12:21 pm

They sure didn't.

mavenmaven August 21, 2012 at 11:32 am

"See? We're super rich but we still look dorkey"
"Mitt, did you fart again?"

Angry_Marmot August 21, 2012 at 11:37 am

♪ And I know that my fart will go on… ♪

stopthemovie August 21, 2012 at 11:33 am

I'am on a motherfuckin boat.

Isyaignert August 21, 2012 at 12:21 pm

Ha! My son's in the US Coast Guard reserves and they sing that song every time they get on their boat.

BarackMyWorld August 21, 2012 at 12:49 pm

He won't be fornicating with any mermaids, fortunately.

Gratuitous World August 21, 2012 at 11:33 am

"just going to visit our monies"

Jus_Wonderin August 21, 2012 at 11:33 am

"Fine Corinthian Leather."

fawkedifiknow August 21, 2012 at 11:33 am

"I wonder what the poor people are doing today?"

Katydid August 21, 2012 at 11:40 am

What do the simple folk do

To help them escape when they're blue?

The shepard who is ailing, the milkmaid who is glum

The cobbler who is wailing from nailing his thumb

When they're beset and besieged

The folk not noblessly obliged

However do they manage to shed their weary lot?

Oh, what do simple folk do…we do not?

tessiee August 21, 2012 at 12:30 pm

They dance… so I'm told.
*dances around living room*

TootsStansbury August 21, 2012 at 11:52 am

Oh come on, they don't give a shit about poorz.

BarackMyWorld August 21, 2012 at 12:50 pm

At Kinko's making copies.

Negropolis August 22, 2012 at 2:52 am

This is not realistic enough. Everyone knows that Mitt doesn't care about the poor.

actor212 August 21, 2012 at 11:34 am

Cialis ad, Editrix. That's the one that uses the two bathtubs

IonaTrailer August 21, 2012 at 11:34 am

"Tonight Rep. Todd Akin (R-MO) sleeps with the fishes."

JustPixelz August 21, 2012 at 12:01 pm

Those poor fish. Don't they get a choice over who to sleep with?

UW8316154 August 21, 2012 at 12:11 pm

That isn't a legitimate choice.

SoBeach August 21, 2012 at 11:34 am

Mitt and Ann relax aboard their yacht "Little Loophole"

Emmieru August 21, 2012 at 11:34 am

Honey, do you think the Howells are richer than we are?

Incitefully_Joe August 21, 2012 at 11:57 am

Three-hour tours are for poor people, my friend.

actor212 August 21, 2012 at 11:34 am

Ann and Mitt enjoy a soak in their expensive mobile hot tub.

ph7 August 21, 2012 at 11:48 am

MAKING FUN OF ANN'S MS THERAPY CROSSES THE LINE!

actor212 August 21, 2012 at 11:54 am

So THAT'S why the water's bubbling!

tessiee August 21, 2012 at 12:33 pm

OK, but then why is there KY in the bubbles?

actor212 August 21, 2012 at 1:58 pm

MAKING FUN OF ANN'S MS THERAPY CROSSES THE LINE!

elgin_pelican August 21, 2012 at 11:35 am

"I made over $50 million last year working from home! Try my easy system to riches, available on DVD or VHS, and start YOUR path to success beyond your wildest dreams!"

OneYieldRegular August 21, 2012 at 12:14 pm

Come to think of it, that is sort of the Romney platform…

Jus_Wonderin August 21, 2012 at 11:35 am

"Ann, isn't it just thrilling when we visit our Offshore accounts?"

"Whoa, calm down Mitt, you seem a bit too human."

elviouslyqueer August 21, 2012 at 11:35 am

Paddle faster, Rafalca!

LibertyLover August 21, 2012 at 11:35 am

Ann: "Mitt just played that stupid "pull my finger" joke on me again. I am not amused."

ChillBill August 21, 2012 at 11:35 am

Where is Rafalca?

nounverb911 August 21, 2012 at 11:37 am

She fell off her skis?

ChillBill August 21, 2012 at 11:39 am

Oops, there goes Mitt's tax deduction…

GhostBuggy August 21, 2012 at 11:41 am

Pulling the boat.

WIDTAP August 21, 2012 at 11:48 am

Come now, who would put their pony on a boat…other than Lyle Lovett.

Chet Kincaid_ August 21, 2012 at 12:13 pm

It is very rude of you to call Julia Roberts horse-faced!!

tessiee August 21, 2012 at 12:34 pm

Lisa Simpson, when they were visiting Herb Powell?

Wadisay August 21, 2012 at 11:56 am

On the roof.

actor212 August 21, 2012 at 11:36 am

Mitt and Ann relax shortly before Mitt jumps and hogties a gay man to cut his hair

nounverb911 August 21, 2012 at 11:40 am

Lindsey Graham?

actor212 August 21, 2012 at 11:50 am

He wouldn't have to hogtie Lins.

PubOption August 21, 2012 at 11:36 am

He's going the wrong way, he should be disappearing into the sunset.

actor212 August 21, 2012 at 11:40 am

That's not the sun, that's the glowing portal to hell he boated out of to do Beezlebub's work.

Guppy August 21, 2012 at 12:13 pm

He's headed back to Europe!

BornInATrailer August 21, 2012 at 11:36 am

"When the time is right…"

Billmatic August 21, 2012 at 11:37 am

Remember the Olympics guys? I saved them!

nounverb911 August 21, 2012 at 11:37 am

Needs more icebergs.

actor212 August 21, 2012 at 11:44 am

Mitt and Ann spend a relaxing moment on the poop deck of the Titanic 2, before the campaign swings into gear.

BornInATrailer August 21, 2012 at 11:37 am

"The expression of a man about to go below decks into the Stabbin' Cabin"

Mittens Howell, III August 21, 2012 at 11:38 am

Boy!! Will you move that sun to the left a bit, my neck is getting sunburnt.

Gratuitous World August 21, 2012 at 11:38 am

Why yes, I am wearing 2 pairs of shorts per Mormon rules

elviouslyqueer August 21, 2012 at 11:38 am

Mitt: "My other boat is an Eclipse."

Ann: "Let them eat wake."

IonaTrailer August 21, 2012 at 11:49 am

Romney is an ignorant clod-hopper compared to Roman Abramovich. Now there's a real thief!

ph7 August 21, 2012 at 12:37 pm

I'm willing to bet Mitt actually thought he was "being real" by riding in this non-yacht.

UnholyMoses August 21, 2012 at 1:23 pm

It might no be a "yacht," but it's easily a $1 million+ boat. (Looks like the back of a Sea Ray, but not sure they'd slum it by riding in one of those. Whatever the fuck it is, it's goddamn big.)

valgal2342 August 21, 2012 at 4:31 pm

Sea Ray? Sea Rays are for the little people! If they have any class, it's a Cobalt.

x111e7thst August 21, 2012 at 12:37 pm

Ann: "Let them eat wake." There is just no way to like that enough.

738838 August 21, 2012 at 11:39 am

Don't worry Ann, Seamus is in his crate on the bow.

MosesInvests August 21, 2012 at 12:44 pm

Actually, I think Seamus' crate is strapped to a wakeboard being dragged astern.

Mittens Howell, III August 21, 2012 at 11:39 am

Well Ann, it's been a long day and what with this beautiful sunset and all, I'm feeling a little 'legitimate', if you know what I mean.

Angry_Marmot August 21, 2012 at 11:39 am

"Rev the engines higher, I can still hear the Irish clog-dancing below deck."

PsycWench August 21, 2012 at 11:39 am

Ann Romney models the new designer straitjacket in Uterus Red.

JustPixelz August 21, 2012 at 11:58 am

And sunglasses. At dusk. Facing away from the sun.

What is that condition where you can't stand sunlight? Oh yeah … zombie.

fuflans August 21, 2012 at 12:33 pm

that's the best i've ever seen her look though.

SorosBot August 21, 2012 at 11:39 am

"You think this sunset's nice? You should see the ones on the planet I'll rule after my death."

Isyaignert August 21, 2012 at 12:26 pm

We need to let people know the bizarre things the Moron (oops typo) Church espouses – namely that it's okay to LIE if it helps the Church, your business or your family, in addition to all of th other crazy crap they believe.

CivicHoliday August 21, 2012 at 11:39 am

"We're gonna need a bigger boat"

DCBloom August 21, 2012 at 12:42 pm

Damn, I was gonna say that

Jus_Wonderin August 21, 2012 at 11:39 am

"Sunset in America."

Steverino247 August 21, 2012 at 12:33 pm

Ain't that a goddamned fact.

Mittens Howell, III August 21, 2012 at 11:40 am

"Mitt! What are you doing with that rope in your hand? Did you forget to tie the dog to the back of the boat again?"

no_gravity August 21, 2012 at 11:45 am

Damn, beat me to it. That's what I get for working. Ok, really, for taking a bathroom break.

Texan_Bulldog August 21, 2012 at 11:41 am

Gee, even when they're having fun, Ann continues to emit Imperial Ice Princess vibes.

orygoon August 21, 2012 at 11:41 am

"What are you staring at? I bought another boat just like this for my church!"

mrblifil August 21, 2012 at 11:41 am

"Tell me the Natalie Wood story again dear…"

no_gravity August 21, 2012 at 11:46 am

Name a wood that doesn't float.

IonaTrailer August 21, 2012 at 11:50 am

Or wash up on shore.

Negropolis August 22, 2012 at 2:54 am

"Well, you see, Ann, when a husband and wife don't love each other very much…."

Mittens Howell, III August 21, 2012 at 11:41 am

"Almost home Ann, we're approaching the yacht elevator now."

Monsieur_Grumpe August 21, 2012 at 11:42 am

Ann: Dear, why isn’t anyone driving the boat?
Mittens: It’s OK, we’re rich.
Ann: I suppose this might be some sort of analogy to how you would run the country.
Mittens: What part of “we’re rich” didn’t you understand?

TootsStansbury August 21, 2012 at 11:42 am

Tupper?!

ph7 August 21, 2012 at 11:46 am

What is Tupper wearing?

actor212 August 21, 2012 at 11:49 am

The shameful secret of the Romneys: they needed a turkey baster.

Preferred Customer August 21, 2012 at 11:57 am

Is he the ghost Romney that talks to the butler?

Geminisunmars August 21, 2012 at 12:01 pm

My God, you must be old.

bobbert August 21, 2012 at 7:38 pm

Neal?

PubOption August 21, 2012 at 12:21 pm

Even Lou Sarah didn't think of that name.

GhostBuggy August 21, 2012 at 11:42 am

Careful, Mitt! Don't get your circuits wet!

Blueb4sinrise August 21, 2012 at 11:42 am

"This is all you people need to know."

Katydid August 21, 2012 at 11:42 am

"Marriage is the sacred union of an incredibly wealthy man and an incredibly compliant woman."

An_Outhouse August 21, 2012 at 11:43 am

"Mitt and Ann enjoying some time with their latest tax write off"

ShreditorsDesk August 21, 2012 at 11:43 am

That's not a boat, that's a floating hottub!

SexySmurf August 21, 2012 at 11:44 am

"Thank goodness Mormons don't have genitalia, or else I wouldn't be able to cross my legs in such a feminine way."

Jus_Wonderin August 21, 2012 at 11:45 am

"Daylight come, and me wanna go home."

Angry_Marmot August 21, 2012 at 11:45 am

♪ "I'm gonna put your job on a slow boat to China…" ♫

DahBoner August 21, 2012 at 11:45 am

"A shark bite a Romney? Why, he wouldn't dare. HA HA HA HA HA HA…"

Chet Kincaid_ August 21, 2012 at 12:17 pm

Professional courtesy.

MacRaith August 21, 2012 at 11:46 am

"A rising tide lifts all boats. But my enormous boat creates a big-ass wake that will capsize any smaller boats that get too close, sucker. I'm Mitt Romney, and I approve this message."

Katydid August 21, 2012 at 11:46 am

"Ann, why in the motherfuck did we name that boy Tagg? You just know Wonkett, to which everything is funny, is going to make fun of him and call him Tupper or somesuch. My spawn and I have too much monies to be made fun of."

KeepFnThatChicken August 21, 2012 at 12:12 pm

At least he didn't name it Tri–

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NO CARRIER

SixThirty August 21, 2012 at 11:47 am

His tax returns sunk in an iron box at the bottom of the lake where no one would EVER find them, Mitt smiled and put his arm around Ann as the servants rang the dinner bell. Tomorrow his handlers would chide him for allowing the spray to endanger his CPU, but for now, Life was Good.

Terry August 21, 2012 at 11:48 am

You, too, can own a yacht and be wealthy beyond your wildest dreams. Simply make four easy payments of $29.95 and receive our 2 cassette set on the secret to investing, a product valued at over $300.

Goonemeritus August 21, 2012 at 11:49 am

To me they look like a remake of Miami Vice if the detectives were old and Colombia found a way to smuggle cocaine direct to Lake Winnipesaukee.

deanbooth August 21, 2012 at 11:49 am
Jus_Wonderin August 21, 2012 at 11:50 am

Mitt and Ayn?

WIDTAP August 21, 2012 at 11:49 am

It was only after Ann noticed the rope that she realized what Mitt meant when he referred to her as his "Chum"

belmontreport August 21, 2012 at 11:50 am

I don't understand why you would want to be President when you could just be a retired super rich guy on vacation for the rest of your life.

Jus_Wonderin August 21, 2012 at 11:54 am

The Presidency is like an untapped Market. There is money to be made (under the table and then shipped offshore).

Isyaignert August 21, 2012 at 12:31 pm

All of the rich fukkers that are supporting Rmoney are making an investment. They fully expect to make a 1000% return on their investment if we should be so unfortunate to have him in the White House. These fukkers will never have enough, no matter how much they have. More, more, more, more more!!

Self-Uploader August 21, 2012 at 1:05 pm

You can never be too thin or too super rich. The man is OBSESSED with tax breaks. Ryan's pay less than 1% legally plan makes Mitt harder than a 19 year old boy at the Playboy mansion. It's the only thing that does.

M. Bouffant August 21, 2012 at 6:44 pm

He's still trying to "show daddy something." So we get another empty, Oedipal, Republican suit.

johnnyzhivago August 21, 2012 at 11:50 am

"Now let's get one with Rafalca in the middle!!!!!"

KeepFnThatChicken August 21, 2012 at 12:14 pm

The Ring was one scary movie…

ph7 August 21, 2012 at 11:52 am

Tupper seems to share his father's disconnected belief that America will be impressed by a leader who is far richer than you, and flaunts it.

Geminisunmars August 21, 2012 at 12:05 pm

To be fair, he was thinking that this was a nice pic of them enjoying a lovely twilight on their yacht just like other ordinary Americans do.

SpiderCrab August 21, 2012 at 11:52 am

Mitt, will you please remove your fingers from my underpants.

tracyhasfun August 21, 2012 at 11:52 am

Just smile, Ann. As soon as the election is over, THEN you can give the peons the finger…don't make me use the rope.

Dirkrockwood August 21, 2012 at 11:53 am

Tell the people in chains to row faster, we want to water ski.

Preferred Customer August 21, 2012 at 11:55 am

No, Mitt. You are supposed to ride off into the sunset.

Mojopo August 21, 2012 at 11:56 am

I believe you meant Tang Romney. Dah!

Geminisunmars August 21, 2012 at 11:58 am

Don't worry, Ann. This rope is for tying down dog crates, that's all.

Mapmonger August 21, 2012 at 11:59 am

We're on a boat, But look at my horse. My horse is amazing.

pepperpat August 21, 2012 at 12:32 pm

You'd be amazing too if you tasted like raisins.

tessiee August 21, 2012 at 1:31 pm

Those weren't raisins.

Rosie_Scenario August 21, 2012 at 11:59 am

"And this comfy boat seat doubles as a toilet for 12. T.M.I.?"

PeaceWithHonor August 21, 2012 at 12:00 pm

Nylon rope: the perfect tool for erotic asphyxiation

Poindexter718 August 21, 2012 at 12:00 pm

Does this boat make my hair look flat?

Blueb4sinrise August 21, 2012 at 12:00 pm

OT
Received 'nother email from Michelle O.

"Before you go to bed tonight, do me a favor…."

I keep telling her that it just can't be. Woman is hopelessly in love, I guess.

Guppy August 21, 2012 at 12:15 pm

You might want to coordinate changing your phone number with your impending breakup.

Blueb4sinrise August 21, 2012 at 12:32 pm

Should I try Can't we just be friends? first?

Guppy August 21, 2012 at 3:28 pm

The problem there is that you and she have very different definitions of the word "friend." She'll call/text/email you constantly, overshare her sex life with you (with pictures!), and if you two do end up having sex again it will be even crazier than before.

Or so I've heard.

Blueb4sinrise August 22, 2012 at 2:49 pm

just now checked this and am LMAO.

Chet Kincaid_ August 21, 2012 at 12:01 pm

"Whoever drops their aspirin first gets to be the 'horse' tonight, Hon!"

Chichikovovich August 21, 2012 at 12:33 pm

Are you suggesting that after the ride on Lake Winni, Ann straps on the Lake Winni peg?

Chet Kincaid_ August 21, 2012 at 12:41 pm

Groan-inducing! And the pun was painful, too.

Allmighty_Manos August 21, 2012 at 12:04 pm

"Boy our kid is a real idiot huh?"

UW8316154 August 21, 2012 at 12:05 pm

"I wear my sunglasses at night."

CrunchyKnee August 21, 2012 at 12:05 pm

She's cold on her upper body, but warm down below. Weird.

Sharkey August 21, 2012 at 12:05 pm

Motorboating. U R doin it rong.

UW8316154 August 21, 2012 at 12:07 pm

Boy she's a frozen, cold bitch, isn't she? Oh, and I dispute that Mitt is "objectively handsome" – he is "not unattractive". Bammers is totally handsome, and Ryan looks sketchy – like some douche-bag trying to pick up chicks at a club in Belltown.

Comrade Wingtardd August 21, 2012 at 12:07 pm

"It's a good thing Rafalca's strapped to the top of the cabin. What a beautiful horse!"

sacoharry August 21, 2012 at 12:09 pm

The Rich Kids of Instagram

KeepFnThatChicken August 21, 2012 at 12:10 pm

Get the fuck out of my sunset picture.

Toomush_Infer August 21, 2012 at 12:11 pm

"Mitt, could you check the temperature on the lake ?- I think we need to turn the dial up a couple of degrees…."

kittensdontlie August 21, 2012 at 12:11 pm

Given the name Tagg, the Romneys thought he would never amount to much. With a 'accidental entanglement' with a rope on the lake at night, gone overboard would be their problem child in a 'tragic accident'—and would certainly garner a few sympathy votes.

tessiee August 21, 2012 at 1:33 pm

Too bad George Sr. and Bar didn't think of that 30 years ago; there might still be an America.

scionkirk August 21, 2012 at 12:11 pm

"Let's see, if we move this over here, and that over there, we can lay off thousands and avoid pension obligations! Man, I just love how fresh air gets those evil gears moving."

KeepFnThatChicken August 21, 2012 at 12:11 pm

The iceberg is in the boat.

Chet Kincaid_ August 21, 2012 at 12:11 pm

Ann looks a little frigid, as she always does during activities not involving Rafalca.

(Remember when they used to call women "frigid," Oldsters?)

Geminisunmars August 21, 2012 at 12:15 pm

Those were colder times.

Chichikovovich August 21, 2012 at 12:26 pm

Remember when they used to call women "frigid,"

I don't know what you mean. That never happened when I was around.

Bada-bum.

Isyaignert August 21, 2012 at 12:41 pm

I resemble that remark (the oldster one not the frigid one). I remember that term. It means that it's always the woman's fault when she can't get off after 10 seconds of foreplay and 60 seconds of banging. The concensus was that there must be something wrong with the woman when she "disappointed" the man by not having fireworks orgazms whilst with such a fantastic luvah (in his own mind).

ph7 August 21, 2012 at 12:44 pm

Proof again that marrying for money is the hardest way to earn it.

tessiee August 21, 2012 at 12:12 pm

"Look at your President. Now back to me. Your President isn't me. Where are you? You're on a boat with the man who is not President. Look again. My hands are full of money and diamonds. Thanks, suckers."

Chet Kincaid_ August 21, 2012 at 3:34 pm

Underappreciated!

IonaTrailer August 21, 2012 at 12:14 pm

"Mitt, honey…I noticed the rats are leaving the ship. What do you think this means?"

La_Cieca August 21, 2012 at 12:14 pm

Study: High Risk of Skin Cancer for Lesbian Couples.

OneYieldRegular August 21, 2012 at 12:15 pm

"We've given enough to you people."

Guppy August 21, 2012 at 12:16 pm

"Let's take the big boat out next time."

Tundra Grifter August 21, 2012 at 12:16 pm

"Yachts of Luck"

or

"Yachts of Yuck."

IonaTrailer August 21, 2012 at 12:17 pm

"Do these shorts make me look like a white whale?"

Isyaignert August 21, 2012 at 12:43 pm

That reminds me of a line I heard once – "Do these pants make me look fat? No, it's the fat makes you look fat."

Biff August 21, 2012 at 12:17 pm

Tupper? For fuck's sake…

viennawoods13 August 21, 2012 at 1:43 pm

Maybe they're fans of early Canadian Prime Ministers? Or plastic storage containers?

Biff August 21, 2012 at 1:53 pm

As am I, but I'd never name my offspring after them!

Weenus299 August 21, 2012 at 12:18 pm

"I got your number right here, motherfucker!" http://www.indecisionforever.com/blog/2012/05/07/

Geminisunmars August 21, 2012 at 12:33 pm

So, he has a history of "disorderly boating", I see.

SayItWithWookies August 21, 2012 at 12:19 pm

"Just as the Romneys seemed to have safely escaped the explosion of Mitt's campaign, Ann suddenly turned back to look at it and was transformed into a pillar of salt."

IonaTrailer August 21, 2012 at 12:20 pm

"Call me Willard"

MinAgain August 21, 2012 at 12:21 pm

No stranger to kinky boat sex, Mittens prepares to tie Annie to the yardarm for flogging, but can't locate her hands.

tessiee August 21, 2012 at 12:22 pm

"I'M KING OF THE WORLD!"
"Shhh! Not yet! Not yet!"

tessiee August 21, 2012 at 12:25 pm

"Wow, there sure are a lot of fish in this lake! I'll bet if you threw a body in, it would never be found."
"Why would you say that?"
"Umm… No reason."

[you can actually have either "person" say either part]

mbobier August 21, 2012 at 12:28 pm

Ah, yes, my favorite comedy — "What About Mitt:"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HROJflp4-EY

btw — optics for next Obama commercial could not be more perfect.

tessiee August 21, 2012 at 12:29 pm

"Hey, Paul Ryan! Row faster! The Missus and I feel like water skiing!"

Meadow58 August 21, 2012 at 12:29 pm

"Fire! " – Phil Hartman as Frankenstein on SNL.

PubOption August 21, 2012 at 12:30 pm

Do you think that they have temple-garment tan lines?

tessiee August 21, 2012 at 12:31 pm

You know, *usually* when they say "he sleeps with the fishes", it means something different.

ChrisM2011 August 21, 2012 at 12:32 pm

"After a long day of drowning peasants, Mitt likes to untie his wife and pose in front of beautiful sunsets (Did he mention several of his friends own suns?)."

Mumbletypeg August 21, 2012 at 12:32 pm

Feels like almost-Mormon Heaven,
Where glo-white Sterile-Goes To Eleven

fuflans August 21, 2012 at 12:33 pm

is that a noose in his hand?

valeriebock August 21, 2012 at 12:33 pm

Mitt: "Hey, chill out – I just watched while my cockswain raped Ann on that island back there, and you don't hear her whining for a freakin' abortion!"

valeriebock August 21, 2012 at 12:34 pm

"Us, after drunken night of skinny-dipping in the Sea of Galilee."

La_Cieca August 21, 2012 at 12:35 pm

"Oh, for Pete's sake, Quintus Arrius, you call this ramming speed?"

Steverino247 August 21, 2012 at 12:47 pm

Complain on his Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/quintus.arrius.1#!/quintu

Baconzgood August 21, 2012 at 12:35 pm

WE'RE RICH BITCH!!!!!!!!

johnnyzhivago August 21, 2012 at 12:36 pm

"He he he…. Since I just dumped my last 20 years of tax records in the lake – I am pretty sure this boat ride is a deductible expense!!!"

Fox n Fiends August 21, 2012 at 12:36 pm

J. Crude

pdiddycornchips August 21, 2012 at 12:38 pm

"Ann is rehearsing for her role in Weekend at Bernie's Redux"

ihrtfancypants August 21, 2012 at 12:38 pm

Full speed ahead! To international waters! I need to acquire some more foreign policy experience this evening!

Chet Kincaid_ August 21, 2012 at 12:38 pm

"Stiffen up, Hon! If we look like we're not really enjoying it, the Poors won't resent us as much!"

Steverino247 August 21, 2012 at 12:39 pm

When the mood strikes, send your employees' jobs to CHINA.

Caution: Sending jobs to CHINA for four or more decades can lead to permanent economic damage.

mormos August 21, 2012 at 12:39 pm

Day one as president I will burn America to the ground then sail away smiling.

valeriebock August 21, 2012 at 12:39 pm

"Let's see if you people can find those tax returns NOW."

Eve8Apples August 21, 2012 at 12:40 pm

Only the little people pay more than 13.9% of their income in taxes.

Dr_Zoidberg August 21, 2012 at 12:41 pm

The smug is strong with these two.

kissawookiee August 21, 2012 at 12:45 pm

We paid $347,000 for this boat–you know, really not very much at all.

johnnyzhivago August 21, 2012 at 12:49 pm

"He he he….. Ann, since your horse lost, I guess you know who cleans up after her for the next 6 months"

thefrontpage August 21, 2012 at 12:49 pm

"I sure wish Todd Akin and Hank Williams, Jr., were here with us to enjoy this! They're always the life of the parties!" Romney said to his wife as they cruised Lake Erie just before the sun went down. (Unassociated Press photo by Cam Cameron)

johnnyzhivago August 21, 2012 at 12:50 pm

"he he he…. I never would have thought this rope was long enough to get around Rafalca's neck, much less strong enough to strangle her with…."

thefrontpage August 21, 2012 at 12:51 pm

Two unidentified people, reportedly drunk on Colt 45 Malt Liquor and cheap tequila, rested after vomiting repeatedly for several hours on Hank Williams, Jr.'s inflatable water raft on the Mississippi River during a recent water barbeque and pig roast sponsored by the Iowa State Fair. (Agency French Press Agency photo by Ted Nugent, Jr.)

schvitzatura August 21, 2012 at 12:51 pm

Stuttering,
Cold and damp,
Steal the warm wind
Tired friend.
Times are gone
For honest men
And sometimes,
Far too long
For snakes.

huronbikes August 21, 2012 at 12:52 pm

"I'm so glad we took the dancing horse waterskiing for your MS, honey"

BarackMyWorld August 21, 2012 at 12:53 pm

The 6th Romney son? T-Pain.

thefrontpage August 21, 2012 at 12:54 pm

Anderson Cooper and Liz Chaney relax, out of make-up, on a recent sunset cruise on the Potomac River outside of Washington, D.C., sponsored by the Openly Gay League of Excellence (OGLE), during a fundraiser sponsored by OGLE for Obama-Biden 2012. (Weekly World News photo by Lobster Man.)

thefrontpage August 21, 2012 at 12:57 pm

One of Thomas Kincaid's last paintings, "Man and Woman on Boat at Sunset," failed to attract much interest at a recent Southeby's auction, finally selling for only $19.95. (Southeby's photo by Smigley Southeby III.)

weejee August 21, 2012 at 12:57 pm

Pantagonia's H2No Exosphere Jacket for women who are up for climbing Alaska's Denali or are really cold fish who are married to a putz who's career is in its sunset and you need to keep warm cause he's no help.

ttommyunger August 21, 2012 at 1:00 pm

His: crossed at the knees. Hers: crossed at the ankle. Both: crossed pretty much all of the time, I'm guessing.

Chet Kincaid_ August 21, 2012 at 1:06 pm

"Who really understands the way you live — Ann and I, or those Negroes in the White House?"

proudgrampa August 21, 2012 at 1:09 pm

"I'm multi-millionaire Mitt Romney. And you're not."

barto August 21, 2012 at 1:13 pm

"I keep this here rope handy in case I see any floundering millionaires. Poors? Not so much."

Callyson August 21, 2012 at 1:17 pm

"I can see our money from here"

zotmugu August 21, 2012 at 1:24 pm

Champagne kisses and caviar dreams… The life we intend to make sure you never get to have!

Pithaughn August 21, 2012 at 1:26 pm

Captain Stabben and his "crew" heading for a secluded mooring.

ZN1300 August 21, 2012 at 1:26 pm

At least he doesn't have to ride "bitch" on the yacht.

archikvetch August 21, 2012 at 1:26 pm

"This trickle-down my leg sure lifted up my boat!"

larrykat August 21, 2012 at 1:37 pm

"I told you I'd take the ropes off if you keep quiet."

thurufally August 21, 2012 at 1:38 pm

Turn the goddamn boat around and ride off into the sunset already

rocktonsam August 21, 2012 at 1:43 pm

Mittens has nicer legs than Annie

owhatever August 21, 2012 at 1:46 pm

Looking for a place to dump the bitch when he loses. No big loss, since he has five more.

tomchicago01 August 21, 2012 at 1:46 pm

"Honey, do you hear a waterfall?"

tessiee August 21, 2012 at 1:56 pm

"Sweetums, I feel like slumming. Let's go to the [heh heh] *millionaires'* beach!"

rickmaci August 21, 2012 at 1:58 pm

"Yo ho yo ho, a capitalist pirate's life for me…."

upthruster August 21, 2012 at 1:58 pm

"Red shorts in the sunset…."

ShuCityRefugee August 21, 2012 at 1:59 pm

The knees are the right height!

ShuCityRefugee August 21, 2012 at 2:00 pm

Creating a bigger wake than any Kennedy!

kingofmeh August 21, 2012 at 2:03 pm

"i named this boat 'tax return' so that i could truthfully say i have paid 13% of my income on my tax return."

joiseyguy August 21, 2012 at 2:03 pm

We don't make waves, honey, we hire other people to make them for us.

Antispandex August 21, 2012 at 2:06 pm

"IF the boat were to turn over, and IF I had only one life jacket…"

BklynE August 21, 2012 at 2:07 pm

Weekend at Mittens. There is no possible way that Ann is alive in this photograph (and you would think that Mittens would at least hide the rope…

randcoolcatdaddy August 21, 2012 at 2:08 pm

"I told you this powerboat was fast enough to outrun Putin's nukes."

VA_Dreaming August 21, 2012 at 2:09 pm

Anne Romney demonstrates Mitt Romney's warmth by wearing her parka in the summer.

reliefsinn August 21, 2012 at 3:39 pm

"But Anne, I'm a man! "
"Nobody's perfect!"

Robman2 August 21, 2012 at 2:10 pm

Perspective, cell cameras are poorly designed for traditional imagery. This shot, because of the circular seat, and the narrow perspective give the impression of leggy and lean, not realistic for this pair of overfed foragers in Mohawk tribal lands.

Caption: What can Wonder Bread do for you?

Barrelhse August 21, 2012 at 2:26 pm

What does Tupper wear?

VA_Dreaming August 21, 2012 at 2:27 pm

Mitt, I still think naming our son after tupperware was not a funny joke.

Schmegeg August 21, 2012 at 2:43 pm

"I was going to the worst place in the world and I didn't even know it yet. Weeks away and hundreds of miles up a river that snaked through the war like a main circuit cable plugged straight into Kurtz."
'

operationpurple August 21, 2012 at 2:50 pm

Too bad about the iceburg abpout to hit that boat full of poor people. Hopefully they will let enough job creators on the life boats.

AuRevoirGopher August 21, 2012 at 2:50 pm

Tonight, this man will be getting exactly no action.

mr bojangles August 21, 2012 at 3:04 pm

BOATS AND HOES…BOATS AND HOES!

Nostrildamus August 21, 2012 at 3:11 pm

"Let's pull up the trolling line and see how Rafalca's doing down there…"

unclejeems August 21, 2012 at 3:47 pm

Sad sacks in the sunset.

Estproph August 21, 2012 at 3:58 pm

This lake is simply to small for my yacht. I shall have to widen it or perhaps get a larger lake.

MLite August 21, 2012 at 4:01 pm

"On our dinghy, heading out to the yacht for some family time."

karlamarx August 21, 2012 at 4:04 pm

Waaaaay down upon the smarmy river.

Klek August 21, 2012 at 4:31 pm

“Erotic asphyxiation is for rich people too, my friends! My prerogatives just happen to involve a silk rope and stiff wife on my private lake.”

grex1949 August 21, 2012 at 5:02 pm

Canoe? What canoe? Fuck him.

smitallica August 21, 2012 at 5:12 pm

The Romneys out for a leisurely tour of their backyard swimming pool.

BZ1 August 21, 2012 at 5:51 pm

Is Ann tied up or something?

FajitaFriday August 21, 2012 at 6:01 pm

"How's Seamus doin in the inner tube back there? He seems to like being strapped in it. Makes him feel secure."

Veritas78 August 21, 2012 at 6:41 pm

I know I'm really late to this party, but I must say: That doesn't look like the back of any boat I've ever been in. Not even remotely.

Also, where's the flag? Isn't there supposed to be a flag back there? Ahem?

M. Bouffant August 21, 2012 at 6:57 pm

Look closely at Ann Romney. Did she forget her teeth?

Egomet_bonmot August 21, 2012 at 7:14 pm

Team Romney: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Dartemus August 21, 2012 at 8:09 pm

Life vests? No-oh-oh (nervous laugh)…safety nets just make people dependent!

notreelyhelping August 21, 2012 at 8:57 pm

"This makes me feel so James Bondy! Don't you feel kind of James Bondy?"
"NO, Willard."

JackObin August 21, 2012 at 9:00 pm

They look like bored mormons.

OldRedneck August 21, 2012 at 9:35 pm

Does the Governor know who killed the fishermen?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wiwlqNH1u0

Egomet_bonmot August 21, 2012 at 10:48 pm

Scoot down.

Egomet_bonmot August 21, 2012 at 10:56 pm

Take the helm, America.

Egomet_bonmot August 21, 2012 at 10:58 pm

You didn't build that.

Egomet_bonmot August 21, 2012 at 11:15 pm

Then I just tap here Dad and it uploads to Twitter and everyone sees you relaxed.

Egomet_bonmot August 21, 2012 at 11:17 pm

Straight outta Salt Lake.

WeissSpyder August 22, 2012 at 12:00 am

Go ahead Ann, swallow, I always do.

YasserArraFeck August 22, 2012 at 12:01 am

Don't worry – Seamus is tied to the bow.

W88 August 22, 2012 at 1:03 am

"Sure, you may have a bigger boat but mine runs on caviar."

Negropolis August 22, 2012 at 3:01 am

"I like boats; the masts are the right height. I like the lakes. All of them, Katie. The big ones and the ….I like cars! Oh Jeeves, throw another poor in the boiler, why don't you."

Genio1 August 22, 2012 at 5:11 pm

"No, darling, nothing is trying to get in the boat. That's the sound of poor people. Keep smiling…"

mayor_quimby August 22, 2012 at 9:23 pm

Out of touch is when you don't get that pictures of you on a boat that is bigger than my house is not a good thing.
Tupper: Hey, just a pic of my daddy on a boat couch bigger an you people's actual couch.
Fucking dick nozzles, Cthulhu will not stand long for this.

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