ROWDY FRIENDS  2:53 pm August 20, 2012

Idiot Booze-Soaked Hank Williams Jr. Applauded By Iowa Fairgoers For Exposing Obama’s Muslim Secret

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Yeah, himTestosteroneous brain-damaged popinjay Hank Williams Jr., who has made a 50-year-career of having been ejected from the testicle of an actual musical genius and American treasure, is not very happy with known African-American Barry Bamz. And the good folks who would spend an evening lapping up such tunes as TK and TK (hahaha, we forgot to put in actual song titles, fuck it, it’s really hot here) at the Iowa State Fair have their own doubts!

Following the song “We Don’t Apologize For America” a chant of “USA, USA” broke out amongst the crowd. Williams smiled, telling the crowd that he was their mouth piece and adding:

“We’ve got a Muslim president who hates farming, hates the military, hates the US and we hate him!”

The cheers that followed were loud and enthusiastic.

“Hate”? “Hate” is a very bad word, Iowa! But we guess in this case it is appropriate, since we are ruled over (with an iron fist) by the weakling “president,” who is a Muslim and hates farming (?) and the military (obviously) and the very nation itself!

But still, by the Rules of Civility as espoused by Tony Perkins and the Family Research Council, accusing anyone of hating anyone else is inviting them to be murdered, so we hope the Secret Service is on it.

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nounverb911 August 20, 2012 at 2:56 pm

I read on the internet that Hank Ibn Williams is the next Al Qaida number two.

actor212 August 20, 2012 at 3:05 pm

Well, he's a turd, at any rate.

Angry_Marmot August 20, 2012 at 3:14 pm

Lacks organizational skills. Can't get his shit together.

comrad_darkness August 20, 2012 at 5:14 pm

Always mouthing off too.

Mahousu August 20, 2012 at 3:44 pm

Who is number one?

actor212 August 20, 2012 at 4:07 pm

You are, Number Six.

tessiee August 20, 2012 at 3:53 pm

I think that's a franchise, like the Dread Pirate Roberts.

OkieDokieDog August 20, 2012 at 2:56 pm

Fun fact: Bocephus was a dummy.

True fact: Hank "Bocephus" Wms, Jr. is a dummy.

Lascauxcaveman August 20, 2012 at 3:37 pm

And we shouldn't expect great mental acuity from anyone who would actually pay good money to see him perform.

Estproph August 20, 2012 at 2:56 pm

Looks like Romney's got the trailer park vote sewn up.

Geminisunmars August 20, 2012 at 3:12 pm

Hope they have their ID ready.

ETA: Ooops, wrong crowd. They shouldn't have any difficulties if they just show up.

Biff August 20, 2012 at 3:19 pm

Hunting license: vote.
Student ID: GTFO.

Mittens Howell, III August 20, 2012 at 4:19 pm

Romney's elites.

Warco3 August 20, 2012 at 6:38 pm

Boom!

MissTaken August 20, 2012 at 2:56 pm

What the hell is in the water at the Iowa State Fair? Shit gets real there.

OzoneTom August 20, 2012 at 3:00 pm

They put animal tranquilizers in the kettle corn. Gives it that extra something that keeps the fair-goers comin' back for more!

sudsmckenzie August 20, 2012 at 3:11 pm

After gorging on deep fried butter all day, shit gets scary when the sun goes down.

IonaTrailer August 20, 2012 at 3:19 pm

It's close to Missouri also.

MittBorg August 20, 2012 at 4:03 pm

That explains it. It's been legitimately raped by Todd Akin.

MittBorg August 20, 2012 at 4:03 pm

Shit?

redarmyzombie August 20, 2012 at 7:26 pm

Depending upon the proximity of livestock to public drinking water, that might actually be true…

bobbert August 21, 2012 at 12:19 am

Specifically, pig shit.

Oh great, I'm seven hours late.

MittBorg August 21, 2012 at 1:49 am

Eh, don't worry about it, I'm always late to the party. That's why I lurk around to upfist the other latecomers.

actor212 August 20, 2012 at 4:06 pm

They drink water in Iowa?

TootsStansbury August 20, 2012 at 5:01 pm

Hawg poop.

miss_grundy August 20, 2012 at 6:20 pm

The petroleum company is fracking the water.

Negropolis August 21, 2012 at 12:53 am

Cholesterol, apparently.

ChernobylSoup August 20, 2012 at 2:57 pm

First they came for the farmers… then everyone starved to death?

pdiddycornchips August 20, 2012 at 3:25 pm

Iowa is mostly pig farms. Now, I like bacon and all but have you ever been to a pig farm? They produce a lot of waste. A single hog farm can produce as much waste as a city of 12k people in a single day (google it) In fact, Iowa is littered with manure "lakes", the inevitable result of large factory farming which is the lifeblood of Iowa's economy.
They actually have "stench alerts" on the radio the way we have traffic updates. All that toxic shit ends up in their water, in the ground and in their lungs. These are sick, ignorant people. Just something to keep in mind.

anniegetyerfun August 20, 2012 at 4:52 pm

Field of Dreams led me to believe that Iowa was 96% corn. And baseball fields.

lunchbox360 August 20, 2012 at 5:30 pm

"Field of Nightmares" was too difficult to sell as a baseball movie!

billy_reuben August 21, 2012 at 7:14 am

"Shit Lagoon of Dreams"

Come here a minute August 20, 2012 at 2:57 pm

Sometimes people take offense at being called a member of a "hate group", but I think these people cheered it.

As far as Hank Jr. songs go, TK was pretty good but TK was just too derivative.

Dudleydidwrong August 20, 2012 at 2:57 pm

Apples don't fall far from the tree. But sometimes they rot very quickly.

Tequila Mockingbird August 20, 2012 at 3:03 pm

Well, when Hank Williams, Sr. was Junior's age, he'd been dead for 33 years. Sometimes the fruit does fall pretty far from the tree.

Geminisunmars August 20, 2012 at 3:16 pm

Genealogy is hard.

not that Dewey August 20, 2012 at 3:51 pm

And damn near impossible in Louisiana.

Fare la Volpe August 20, 2012 at 4:59 pm

Among my grammy's insult gems was one she'd throw at the hillbilly neighbors down the block: "Your family tree is a loop!"

AncienReggie August 20, 2012 at 6:37 pm

Hey! The actual Hank Williams was a prince, a fine fellow and an incredible songwriter. The HW Jr. apple fell many, many kilometers from the tree.

horsedreamer_1 August 20, 2012 at 7:22 pm

Hanks Sr., Jr., & III, are slang for the same thing: drunkenly appropriate for the place in which one lives. Respective, we have Hank, Sr., Hooverville; Hank, Jr., Nashvegas; Hank III, Williamsburg, Brooklyn.

Dudleydidwrong August 20, 2012 at 7:34 pm

I had no intention to insult the great Hank Williams, Sr. He is special to me, and my father thought that he was the voice of god.. "Hey, Good Lookin'" is an anthem at our place. My point was about the "rotten apple," Jr, and not the tree.

Sorry. Ms. Dudley will now play "Your Cheatin' Heart" backward on my old Victrola to remind me of my error.

Negropolis August 21, 2012 at 12:57 am

It's almost as if an apple had fallen over the edge of the cliff and broke its face…

Misty Malarky August 20, 2012 at 2:57 pm

Obama has hated farmers ever since Michelle made him eat those Brussels sprouts she grows on Reagan's grave.

ChernobylSoup August 20, 2012 at 2:58 pm

"All my rowdy friends are going lynching tonight."

Terry August 20, 2012 at 3:44 pm

"I have love some ladies and I have loved Jim Beam. They both tried to kill me in 1973."

While the women and bourbon failed to kill him, they did evidently leave him brain dead.

zumpie August 20, 2012 at 7:17 pm

They're ready for some lynchin'. A Monday night parteeee!!!

CrunchyKnee August 20, 2012 at 2:58 pm

Sheldon needs to put a boot in his daddy's ass.

NorthStarSpanx August 20, 2012 at 3:25 pm

And while he's at it, let's keep daddy's head and face covered. Who knew it was a public service to wear such big hats and sunglasses, even while indoors?

YouBetcha August 20, 2012 at 2:59 pm

We have a President who hates farming? And the military?

We also have a second-rate country singer who hates books and a bar of soap.

Shitty country in which we live.

ahnc August 20, 2012 at 4:30 pm

Yeah, this country used to want little pink houses.

Now they want everything including your kid's piggy bank.

mookwrthwilson August 20, 2012 at 2:59 pm

This is what happens when syphilis gets to the brain.

Chet Kincaid_ August 20, 2012 at 2:59 pm

And you all thought it was just isolated, backwater hillbillies singing along with Borat's "Throw The Jew Down The Well."

IonaTrailer August 20, 2012 at 3:21 pm

Or a rousing chorus of Nirvana's "Rape Me".

Poindexter718 August 20, 2012 at 2:59 pm

Bams hates farmerz so much he's prepared to sign drought relief for them immediately once the wankers in the House GOP caucus stop jibbering about legitimate rape and the debunked Fast & Furious 'scandal' & send him a bill.

Lascauxcaveman August 20, 2012 at 3:41 pm

Now you are making the mistake thinking that Hank Jr fans care about actual, factual, true facts. Evidence strongly suggest otherwise.

MittBorg August 20, 2012 at 4:06 pm

That's some srs fucking hate, right there.

Allmighty_Manos August 20, 2012 at 3:01 pm

Geez, I see why that guy always has a hat and sunglasses on.

Swampgas_Man August 20, 2012 at 3:58 pm

Puts the Randy Travis mugshot in a whole new light, don't it?

actor212 August 20, 2012 at 3:01 pm

Hank Williams.

Jr.

The sequel is never as good as the original.

Billmatic August 20, 2012 at 3:02 pm

What about the final chapter of the trilogy?

actor212 August 20, 2012 at 3:02 pm

Junior is a legitimate rapist, so no one gets pregnant.

MittBorg August 20, 2012 at 4:07 pm

I thought he was an analrapist, and therefore. Wut? Dan Savage SED all teh Xtian kids were into buttsechs because no pregnancy, ergo no abortion.

PhilippePetain August 20, 2012 at 3:04 pm

They're usually just a tad more methy.

Incitefully_Joe August 20, 2012 at 3:11 pm

Apparently being Hank Williams skips a generation.

actor212 August 20, 2012 at 4:37 pm

He probably is deliberately lousy for tax purposes.

bobbert August 20, 2012 at 11:02 pm

I wish Junior would stay dead for a few years for tax purposes.

no_gravity August 20, 2012 at 3:47 pm

If Hank Williams Jr was named Bob Smith and he fell in a forest, would he still make a sound?

Lot_49 August 20, 2012 at 4:34 pm

Arlo's pretty good. But he ain't Woody.

horsedreamer_1 August 20, 2012 at 7:23 pm

Isn't he a Teabagger, also?

Lot_49 August 20, 2012 at 8:31 pm

Paultard, I think.Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

viennawoods13 August 20, 2012 at 9:08 pm

He was hanging out at Occupy Wall Street, and speaking up for Wisconsin unions, so there's that.

Negropolis August 21, 2012 at 1:00 am

Why doesn't this have more fists?

widestanceromance August 20, 2012 at 3:01 pm

Is that a human face or something dragged from a lake of vomit? Oh, what's the diff here?

sharethegrief August 20, 2012 at 3:01 pm

Of course Obama hates farmers. He caused the drought.

Butch_Wagstaff August 20, 2012 at 5:38 pm

Boehner's tan cause the drought. But he had to blame Obama for it (the drought not his tan).

Incitefully_Joe August 20, 2012 at 3:01 pm

He hates… farming?

Is this still about how he used his Muslin Antichrist powers to make the drought happen? Man, people just can't seem to let that go.

Hammiepants August 20, 2012 at 3:02 pm

Heh. This assbag. You gotta be extra-stoopid to get fired from singing the theme song to MNF.

zumpie August 20, 2012 at 7:21 pm

He's still not ready for some football…

Actually I think Hank's just still sulking about ABC firing his ass. And (of course) blames Obama. Cause everything is (of course) the Halfrican Muslin Usurper's fault.

Tequila Mockingbird August 20, 2012 at 3:02 pm

Hank Jr. is the perfect Successful American, in that he inherited his lucrative business and still couldn’t buy any talent or brains. He's also so dumb that he went walking one time and managed to fall off a mountain, losing his face in the process, which is why his poorly reconstructed head resembles a dumber, less charming version of one of those pan-faced muppets from “The Electric Teeth.”

CrunchyKnee August 20, 2012 at 3:13 pm

And, those pan-faced muppets from “The Electric Teeth" have more talent in their fake little puppet carcasses than Hank II has in his entire body.

deanbooth August 20, 2012 at 3:28 pm

This apple fell so far from the tree, it smashed his face in.

Swampgas_Man August 20, 2012 at 3:59 pm

No, no, it's DOCTOR Teeth and the Electric Mayhem.

actor212 August 20, 2012 at 4:39 pm
MLHencken August 20, 2012 at 3:03 pm

No Hank, the President hates YOU.

Cause you're a douche.

ChernobylSoup August 20, 2012 at 3:03 pm

That metal plate in his head is his best feature.

Lascauxcaveman August 20, 2012 at 3:43 pm

Ugh. I feel sorry for the TSA agent that has to pat that guy down when the detector goes 'beep.'

MittBorg August 20, 2012 at 4:11 pm

You just *know* he hasn't changed his clothes or underwear or washed or brushed or bathed ANYTHING on that liquor-sweating, infested body for at *least* a week. Never mind that he probably eats a diet that would constipate a fucking hyena. And farts in his pantalones ALL day long.

SorosBot August 20, 2012 at 3:03 pm

Obama's so Muslim and he hates the military so much that he even was responsible for killing Osama bin Laden! Wait…

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 20, 2012 at 3:06 pm

While having a beer…, oops.

Fare la Volpe August 20, 2012 at 5:01 pm

With his left hand…oh my.

Negropolis August 21, 2012 at 1:02 am

No, silly. The adorable Navy Seals killed Osama, and they are totally independent of the government, because, Freedom!

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 20, 2012 at 3:03 pm

Are you ready for some hate!

BigSkullF*ckingDog August 20, 2012 at 3:05 pm

The Dixie Chicks would like a word with this guy.

anniegetyerfun August 20, 2012 at 4:56 pm

Those ladies must seriously resent the fuck out of their experience by now.

lunchbox360 August 20, 2012 at 5:38 pm

Although they insist he brush his teeth first.

AbandonHope_ August 20, 2012 at 6:45 pm

No, no, you don't get it. Be ashamed of a Republican President, get your music banned from every country station in the United States. Slander the shit out of a blah Democrat President, you get four or five new country music contracts.

Old Steel Plate Head knows what side his bread is buttered on.

Incitefully_Joe August 20, 2012 at 3:05 pm

You know who else hated farming?

ChernobylSoup August 20, 2012 at 3:08 pm

Cows, chickens, turkeys, pigs?

Callyson August 20, 2012 at 3:09 pm

The farmer's daughter?

Tequila Mockingbird August 20, 2012 at 3:11 pm

Shirley Sherrod?

Veritas78 August 20, 2012 at 3:11 pm

Me?

lunchbox360 August 20, 2012 at 5:38 pm

Me too. It's fucking hard.

CommieLibunatic August 20, 2012 at 5:49 pm

What the hell's with crops, anyway? They're always at ground level. Pain in the ass to pick that way!

Lascauxcaveman August 20, 2012 at 6:16 pm

I spent a morning harvesting avocados last month and I beg to differ. I'm glad I got my chance to be an illegal messican for a day, but even more glad I wasn't born one.

ChernobylSoup August 20, 2012 at 3:12 pm

The Hunter-Gatherer Anti-defamation League?

Mumbletypeg August 20, 2012 at 3:13 pm

Jacob Kaime, the Hermit of Sharktooth Shoal?

sudsmckenzie August 20, 2012 at 3:15 pm

William Tecumseh Sherman?

deanbooth August 20, 2012 at 3:22 pm

Those lazy crackers who sat on their ass and complained about how much they had to beat their slaves, who with their forced labor built the god damn south?

Pat_Pending August 20, 2012 at 3:31 pm

Alice Waters?

Chichikovovich August 20, 2012 at 3:39 pm

You know, you're absolutely right – no wonder there's a drought. God Almighty just hates those soil-scratchers. Thanks for pointing out that it says so in Scripture.

rickmaci August 20, 2012 at 3:40 pm

Ayn Rand?

Incitefully_Joe August 20, 2012 at 3:53 pm

So Paul Ryan could serve both Ayn Rand and the Catholicism God, all he needs to do is design a public farming project, and then, when he finds out that the person who commissioned him modified his designs at all even a little bit, destroy said farm, killing hundreds, and get his friend, who is a media mogul (Rupert Murdoch???) to nearly go bankrupt by pushing his staff to write editorials defending him, and then at trial he gives an impassioned speech that completely gets him off, demonstrating that Ayn Rand knows absolutely nothing about journalism or law or quality writing in general.

What were we talking about again?

Lascauxcaveman August 20, 2012 at 3:45 pm

Bob Dylan?

(Maggie's Farm, in particular)

Dashboard Buddha August 20, 2012 at 4:28 pm

He doesn't hate it…he's just not going to work there any more.

CthuNHu August 20, 2012 at 4:10 pm

Norwegian bachelors?

widestanceromance August 20, 2012 at 4:26 pm

Well, mostly.

MittBorg August 20, 2012 at 4:12 pm

Oh, I would guess, maybe … Stravinsky?

Damn, wrong album AGAIN.

IonaTrailer August 20, 2012 at 4:42 pm

Aaron Copeland?

MittBorg August 21, 2012 at 12:26 pm

He covered Titties and Beer TOO?

widestanceromance August 20, 2012 at 4:25 pm

Whatever her character's name was, Lisa maybe, played by one of those Gabor hags on Green Acres?

Chet Kincaid_ August 20, 2012 at 5:03 pm

I think it was "Weezie."

widestanceromance August 20, 2012 at 5:08 pm

I thought Weezie was from Black Acres??

Chet Kincaid_ August 20, 2012 at 5:21 pm

No, it was "The Jeffersonians".

docteur_giraud August 20, 2012 at 6:24 pm

ARNOLD ZIFFEL LIBEL

Chet Kincaid_ August 20, 2012 at 5:03 pm

Them Gol-durned Ranchers who keep encroachin' on our fields?! (Fires shotgun overhead)

Incitefully_Joe August 20, 2012 at 5:08 pm

I think you should win a prize, as the person thus far who's come the closest to an Oklahoma! reference here.

actor212 August 20, 2012 at 5:13 pm

Napoleon "Four Legs Good, Two Legs Better"?

redarmyzombie August 20, 2012 at 7:32 pm

Genghis Khan?

Negropolis August 21, 2012 at 1:06 am

Alexander Hamilton?

Incitefully_Joe August 21, 2012 at 7:06 am

I realize it's kinda gauche to answer my own question, but I'm honestly surprised that all this time, and nobody mentioned Luke Skywalker, or alternately, House Greyjoy of Pyke. For Shame, Nerds!!

billy_reuben August 21, 2012 at 7:29 am

Farmers?

OzoneTom August 20, 2012 at 3:05 pm

I wish that he'd done this at the V Festival.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 20, 2012 at 3:05 pm

Did Mr. Williams Jr. mention where this Muslim president is located so we can track him down?

Tequila Mockingbird August 20, 2012 at 3:05 pm

It's a pity, too. His dad was such a great talent. Oh wait, I'm thinking of Freddie Prinze Sr.

johnnymeatworth August 20, 2012 at 3:05 pm

I wonder if he'll write a song for the Romney campaign since 2008's "McCain-Palin Tradition" did so well for them….

zumpie August 20, 2012 at 7:27 pm

I always loved the three of them smugly singing about evil city people and how they didn't care, cause city people weren't REAL Muricans' blahdy blah…and forgot since most people live in cities, those would be, ummmm, like voters and stuff

larryfinexx August 20, 2012 at 3:06 pm

This year the Iowa State Fair has a new item on the menu: deep-fried corn dogs with bacon wrapped abound them. That will keep the muslins away.

tessiee August 20, 2012 at 3:57 pm

and the JOoooz, so it's a win-win.

GunToting[Redacted] August 20, 2012 at 8:24 pm

Yeah, but they use Kosher dogs.

CthuNHu August 20, 2012 at 4:07 pm

Barry oughta chow down a couple on camera just to piss off the nutjobs. And Michelle.

Baconzgood August 20, 2012 at 5:10 pm

I'll take ten.

metamarcisf August 20, 2012 at 3:06 pm

Are you ready for some Hitler?

MittBorg August 20, 2012 at 4:18 pm

You called? Weedlord Bonerhitler at your service.

fartknocker August 20, 2012 at 3:06 pm

According to Wikipedia the nickname Bocephus was the name of a ventriloquist dummy from a stage performer at the Grand Old Opry.

OT but fun: The RNC is pulling all funding from Todd Akins race.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/with-todd-

Callyson August 20, 2012 at 3:11 pm

Cornyn also told Akin that, by staying in the race, he is endangering Republicans’ hopes of retaking the majority in the Senate

Suddenly, my day just got a lot better…

Katydid August 20, 2012 at 3:18 pm

Akin said: "To quote my old friend John Paul Jones: ‘I’ve not yet begun to fight.’­­ ”

Damn, he is an old then.

doloras August 20, 2012 at 3:42 pm

He hung out with the bass player from Led Zeppelin?

bobbert August 20, 2012 at 3:43 pm

I refuse to believe that he was ever friends with a member of Zep.

Chichikovovich August 20, 2012 at 3:43 pm

And it's a photo finish!!

deanbooth August 20, 2012 at 3:30 pm

* dances jig *

MittBorg August 20, 2012 at 4:19 pm

(hugs deanbooth, dances right along)

doloras August 20, 2012 at 3:42 pm

Bryan Fisher says TODD AKIN WAS RIGHT.

MittBorg August 20, 2012 at 4:20 pm

I'm counting on his God striking Brian Fisher dead with a bolt of lightning any day now.

emmelemm August 20, 2012 at 4:27 pm

Unfortunately, that's not how it works. Mostly because there is no God.

bobbert August 20, 2012 at 5:45 pm

How about Zombie Tesla? No? Well, shit.

James Michael Curley August 20, 2012 at 4:01 pm

According to one pundit I read this morning Missouri deadline for leaving the Senate race is tomorrow with out requiring a Court Order and documentation from the Scty of State. Then on 9/25 the Republican Party will not be able to replace him without extensive expense to reprint and redistribute the ballots and provide extra notification to all absentee ballot recipients.

On the other hand a shake up like this with Aiken being replaced is often certain death for a margin candidate.

Incitefully_Joe August 20, 2012 at 4:08 pm

Holy crap guys, even ACOG is chiming in on Akin's bullshit. Do you know how rare it is for the medical trade organizations to weigh in on issues of with partisan political implications like this one?

MittBorg August 20, 2012 at 4:21 pm

That *is* unusual. And interesting. And simply delightful. (grabs Incitefully_Joe, kisses him on both cheeks, gives him serious bro-hug, and dances round the room in a gimpy fashion)

actor212 August 20, 2012 at 4:43 pm

If you kissed a dude on both cheeks, I think "bro-hug" is, um, well, undescriptive. You may as well get naked at that point.

MittBorg August 21, 2012 at 12:34 pm

You're *European* and you don't kiss on both cheeks? Even *CANADIANS* do THAT. Well, mostly French Canadians, but.

IonaTrailer August 20, 2012 at 4:45 pm

Oh plueeezzz – what about the "She asked for it" kind of rape?
Which often follows the "She wouldn't shut up" spousal abuse.

Chet Kincaid_ August 20, 2012 at 4:59 pm

Is this the COG and ACOG mentioned in the Book of Revelations?!

Incitefully_Joe August 20, 2012 at 5:06 pm

Not sure, but I used to work in the GYN department at my hospital, and for a while, I wondered why all the surgeons kept on going to conferences for assault rifle scopes. (I played a lot of Call of Duty back then)

bobbert August 21, 2012 at 12:24 am

Wait, isn't this Londinium libel?

Kid_Charlemagne August 20, 2012 at 3:08 pm

Who knows quality entertainment better than drunken pig famers?

MittBorg August 20, 2012 at 4:22 pm

Drunken Republicans skinny-dipping in Galilee?

ManchuCandidate August 20, 2012 at 3:08 pm

I get all my political views from a drunken drug addled uneducated US Amercian country and western singer who landed head first off a cliff.

Mumbletypeg August 20, 2012 at 3:16 pm

drunken drug addled uneducated US Amercian country and western singer

Randy Travis never does know when to quit, does he.

Joshua Norton August 20, 2012 at 3:09 pm

“We’ve got a Muslim president who hates farming, hates the military, hates the US and we hate him!”

White trash morality on a grand scale.

PubOption August 20, 2012 at 3:53 pm

He didn't mention anything about Barry hating guns.

MissTaken August 20, 2012 at 3:10 pm

Michelle has a mini-farm. Does this mean Barack hates Michelle, too?

OzoneTom August 20, 2012 at 3:28 pm

Just a little.

Kid_Charlemagne August 20, 2012 at 4:30 pm

'Taint a farm. It's a LIEBERAL Berkeley commie garden filled with nothin' but a bunch o' them hereloom tomaters!!

MittBorg August 20, 2012 at 4:23 pm

You know how she bullies him while eating baskets of fried chicken! Plus she won't let him get back with his boyfriend.

Fare la Volpe August 20, 2012 at 5:09 pm

She's breaking beard code.

MittBorg August 21, 2012 at 12:50 pm

ZOMG, does she KNOW?

Baconzgood August 20, 2012 at 3:10 pm

I hate Hank Williams Jr.

MittBorg August 20, 2012 at 4:24 pm

I had never heard of this idiot till recently, but I'm certainly working up a fine, frothy head of hate myself.

Butch_Wagstaff August 20, 2012 at 5:58 pm

The great Galas has done covers of Hank I's songs. I don't think she'll be doing covers of Hank II's tunes. She has taste, y'know.
I've been on a Galas kick the last couple of days. Listened to Defixiones: Will and Testament since I hadn't done so in years. What an album. Gives ya fuckin' chills.
Also: Guilty Guilty Guilty. Her version of "Interlude (Time)" is truly beautiful.

MittBorg August 21, 2012 at 12:46 pm

I saw her live at the local college a few years ago. Fucking amazing. What range! She does all her own sound, too. (digs around feebly for iPod)

CommieLibunatic August 20, 2012 at 5:51 pm

Tell me about it. I just blotted this asshat from my mind. Or rather, he got shoved out by Paul Ryan and all the other asshats before him.

MissTaken August 20, 2012 at 3:11 pm

That picture looks like a man who's enjoyed a legitimate rape or two.

comrad_darkness August 20, 2012 at 3:21 pm

Receiving and giving.

Swampgas_Man August 20, 2012 at 4:02 pm

No, I'm pretty sure the goats were willing.

Fare la Volpe August 20, 2012 at 5:02 pm

They didn't say no.

Boojum August 20, 2012 at 5:56 pm

Naaaahhhh doesn't count.

billy_reuben August 21, 2012 at 7:38 am

Judging by the picture, mostly in the face region

mbobier August 20, 2012 at 3:11 pm

"This is something I've got to point out here, because they're just throwing stuff against the wall to see what sticks," Mr. Obama said derisively….

That statement applies to pretty much everything coming out of the GOP nowadays, especially the blatant racist crapola in laughably inadequate disguises. The Obama-bashers can say the President hates farmers (?!?!?), hates the military, hates the US, is too Muslim, too Nazi, too Socialist, too elitist, too ignorant, too powermongering, too wimpy, and all the other idiotic and often self-contradictory stuff they bloviate about, but I think we all know that their REAL problem with him is that he's just way, way, WAY too black.

oenspiek August 20, 2012 at 4:21 pm

The real problem is that 'D' next to his name. That's what makes the blah so blah.

MittBorg August 20, 2012 at 4:24 pm

Despite being half-white.

Butch_Wagstaff August 20, 2012 at 6:08 pm

I think that pisses them off more than if he were of 100% sub-Saharan African descent.

viennawoods13 August 20, 2012 at 9:37 pm

Yes, because there's that whole black man/white woman thing.

MittBorg August 21, 2012 at 12:39 pm

Jesus, these people. NOTHING satisfies. them, nothing.

ph7 August 20, 2012 at 3:11 pm

This annoys me, but not enough for me to delete Cracker's version of Family Tradition.

SorosBot August 20, 2012 at 3:11 pm

By the way Hank Jr., how's Monday Night Football doing? Oh that's right, they fired your ass for being a racist birther douche; ha-ha!

mavenmaven August 20, 2012 at 3:12 pm

I guess in this sicko's mind, farming is something done by gentleman white folk, as opposed to "urban" black activities.
Of course, there was that thing about "cotton picking" but that was different, as the white folks were still the "owners".

SayItWithWookies August 20, 2012 at 3:12 pm

Poor guy — if he lived in Canada or some other country with socialized medicine, he'd've been able to get help by now.

le petit mort August 20, 2012 at 3:13 pm

Are you ready for some hateball?

zippy_w_pinhead August 20, 2012 at 3:16 pm

"Idiot Booze-Soaked Hank Williams Jr."

Being kind of redundant there, aren't we?

La_Cieca August 20, 2012 at 3:17 pm

"Sanctuary! Sanctuary!" Williams added.

Biff August 20, 2012 at 3:18 pm

Talent skipped a generation in his case. Hank III is pretty damned entertaining.

Barry White Zombie August 22, 2012 at 12:41 pm

Hank 3 is pretty great. From what I hear he pretty much hates his dad, too.

prommie August 20, 2012 at 3:18 pm

We have a black president who is black, and he's black too, and he blacks farmers, and he blacks the military, and we hate blacks, so hate hate hate black!

Pat_Pending August 20, 2012 at 3:32 pm

Fix: globally replace 'black' with 'nigra'

bobbert August 20, 2012 at 3:50 pm

By George, I think you've got it!

IonaTrailer August 20, 2012 at 4:48 pm

Blackety, blackety, blackety, blackety, black.

There.

Chet Kincaid_ August 20, 2012 at 4:57 pm

No "chains". Is good.

comrad_darkness August 20, 2012 at 3:20 pm

The iron fist of the muslin dictator is so powerful that our free speech to criticize him in public is practically nonexistent.

annettaj August 20, 2012 at 3:20 pm

Who knew he had eyes? I thought he was born with dark cheap plastic
sewn into his skull.

tessiee August 20, 2012 at 4:00 pm

I think you may have meant to type, "cheap plastic sunglasses", but your comment as it stands gets an upfist for sheer creepiness.

MittBorg August 20, 2012 at 4:26 pm

What tessiee said (shudder)

LakeLucilleLoon August 20, 2012 at 4:54 pm

He does look kind of "special" without those menacing dark glasses doesn't he? I can't see the Hank without the glasses being the one that made that comment on stage. That definitely had to be "glasses Hank".

fuflans August 20, 2012 at 3:22 pm

how many teeth does he actually still have?

Pat_Pending August 20, 2012 at 3:33 pm

some of them, Katie.

KeepFnThatChicken August 20, 2012 at 3:22 pm

"testosteroneous" is the greatest. Word. Ever…

…after "masterbatorium".

anniegetyerfun August 20, 2012 at 3:23 pm

Nugent/Williams 2012!

IonaTrailer August 20, 2012 at 3:31 pm

They could get together with Dave Mustaine and form a boy-band. Call it Sons of the KKK.

Jukesgrrl August 20, 2012 at 9:46 pm

Or they could have a shoot-out to see who gets to be on the ticket in what order.

MittBorg August 21, 2012 at 12:38 pm

Save a LOT on taxes that way. Or did you think they'd miss because they're pie-eyed, drugged out junkies?

fawkedifiknow August 20, 2012 at 3:25 pm

Truth be known, most of those hayseeds hating farming, too. It's just that that's all they can do.

"Leave 'em alone, Jake, it's Iowa."

PubOption August 20, 2012 at 3:56 pm

They must hate farming, they are always complaining about it.

Jukesgrrl August 20, 2012 at 9:47 pm

It's just something they do so we won't think the welfare we're giving them is welfare.

IonaTrailer August 20, 2012 at 3:25 pm

Obama said. “So what I think these comments do underscore is why we shouldn’t have a bunch of politicians, a majority of whom are men, making health-care decisions on behalf of women.”

This is why I love this man.

Gorillionaire August 20, 2012 at 3:26 pm

If he really means it, Junior should get up on stage at the Apollo Theater and say this. Pussy.

Butch_Wagstaff August 20, 2012 at 6:12 pm

I'm thinking he'd get the hook.

Jukesgrrl August 20, 2012 at 9:48 pm

That's the only circumstance under which I'd PAY for a ticket to see Hank Jr.

MinAgain August 20, 2012 at 3:27 pm

Sing with me…

Are you ready for some rehab???

Self-Uploader August 20, 2012 at 3:29 pm

In addition to being an America-hating Muslim, did he happen to notice that that man is a nih. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQzI3k39Cfw&fe

MittBorg August 20, 2012 at 4:28 pm

*CLANG*!

johnnyzhivago August 20, 2012 at 3:30 pm

He was mad because the waitress at dinner that night was too tough looking for him to punch in the face.

MittBorg August 20, 2012 at 4:28 pm

He coulda punched her horse out.

Tundra Grifter August 20, 2012 at 3:34 pm

HW Jr. is the David Limbaugh and Michael Reagan of country music. Also.

Pat_Pending August 20, 2012 at 3:34 pm

Sheez, that picture! I can smell him from here!

Calapine August 20, 2012 at 3:35 pm

Drone strike nao!!

rickmaci August 20, 2012 at 3:36 pm

No looks, no talent, no brains. A triple threat.

IonaTrailer August 20, 2012 at 4:49 pm

He's ready to run as the next GOP candidate!

mrblifil August 20, 2012 at 3:38 pm

In Hank Jr.'s defense, the President is half negroidal. Oh and drug induced brain damage also too.

tessiee August 20, 2012 at 3:40 pm

"Oh, we don't like Barry Bammerz in Muskogee"

Oh, wait.
that was Merle Haggard, and he gets a pass for writing "Red Bandana".

tessiee August 20, 2012 at 3:40 pm

this mug shot is even better than Nick Nolte's.

Terry August 20, 2012 at 3:42 pm

Hank, Hank, Hank. I know you're a racist pinhead. I try to ignore that so that I can sing Family Tradition loudly and off key when I'm alone in my car. Just keep your f'ing mouth shut so I don't have to delete you from my iPod.

randcoolcatdaddy August 20, 2012 at 3:47 pm

No snark. I'm really thinking there's an undiagnosed epidemic of early onset dementia in the south and mid-west.

tessiee August 20, 2012 at 4:02 pm

400 years of inbreeding hasn't really improved a gene pool that was about half deported convicts to begin with.

MittBorg August 20, 2012 at 4:30 pm

Well, you do know that the latest study on obesity shows rates are highest in exactly those areas. And you do know that obesity is implicated in the buildup of plaque and narrowing/hardening of arteries. And you do know that when blood supply to the brain is blocked …

IonaTrailer August 20, 2012 at 4:50 pm

Reports are coming in that the incidence of crazed shit-house rats is growing in those areas.

bobbert August 20, 2012 at 5:51 pm

I don't know if you can single-handedly coin a meme, but it certainly deserves an upfist, and I'll look for an opportunity to support it.

smitallica August 20, 2012 at 3:48 pm

I liked ol' Hank Jr. better when he was playing one of the cavemen in those Geico commercials.

MosesInvests August 20, 2012 at 4:37 pm

Actually, he looks more like the star of those beef jerky commercials.

zippy_w_pinhead August 20, 2012 at 3:48 pm

Hank Williams Jr is proof that talent and brains often skip a generation. Even HWIII shows potential to not be a monumental douche bag like Jr

ElPinche August 20, 2012 at 3:50 pm

Good lord…Hankie looks like one of those inbred, genetic mutants from that notorious x-files episode.

fuflans August 20, 2012 at 3:52 pm

when i read shit like this i think:

why would anyone ever want to be president?

Chet Kincaid_ August 20, 2012 at 5:16 pm

Fortunately, the job of President is not sitting and listening to this shit all day. That's for the Secret Service and FBI.

James Michael Curley August 20, 2012 at 3:52 pm

Give the guy a break. His father thought he looked like a ventriloquist's dummy.

Mittens Howell, III August 20, 2012 at 3:52 pm

Being insulted by that retawded carnival barker is like getting thrashed with a sugary, oily, elephant's ear. It's ridiculous, unpleasant, and makes your skin crawl a little but, whatever fool.

Calapine August 20, 2012 at 4:00 pm

Yeah sure…some dipship wallowing in his own filth doesn't agree with the President's policies. I am sure Obama is heartbroken and going to cry in his sleep tonight.

Blueb4sinrise August 20, 2012 at 3:56 pm

Well, I, for one, have a lot more respect for Hank Jr. since he's come out of the closet.

BeefHardcake August 20, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Hank Williams Jr. is the living embodiment of the concept that just because you THINK something doesn't mean that you necessarily have to SAY it.

nobodyssweetheart August 20, 2012 at 3:57 pm

That picture looks like a Geico caveman.
Bud Cort AND Mark Hamill would laugh at that face.

WIDTAP August 20, 2012 at 3:58 pm

Ok, so those deep fried sticks of butter really do clog up your brain.

Cheburashka64 August 20, 2012 at 3:58 pm

As an Iowan, I need to point out that those who attended his concert were the ones cheering, not exactly a representative cross section. I was at the fair myself, annoying the Steve King table by asking why their guy wasn't trying to make it illegal to kidnap, impregnate, and force abortions on our 13 yr old playground users.

IonaTrailer August 20, 2012 at 4:52 pm

You are a hero and a gentleman (or woman?)

Jukesgrrl August 20, 2012 at 9:56 pm

As someone who has enjoyed the hospitality (and Prairie Lights) of Iowa City, the Paris of the Midwest®, I understand that Sen. Grandpa Cornpants and the the idiot Rep. King should not be held against all of you.

Cheburashka64 August 21, 2012 at 2:29 pm

I'm very glad you enjoyed your time in my hometown; I'm quite proud of it.

Jukesgrrl August 21, 2012 at 9:06 pm

As you should be.It's lovely.I also have some reasonably sane relatives who migrated to Des Moines from other states and they're very happy there.On one of my first days in Iowa (I was at the Writers' Workshop) I sat in a sidewalk cafe reading the daily newspaper.My eye caught the birth announcements.I was utterly astounded by the vast cultural diversity of the little ones.I assume that's because of the university, but no matter how they got there, it's a good thing for Iowa.

Negropolis August 21, 2012 at 1:15 am

It's funny, when we had a stat fair here in Michigan, only the blahs went to it since it was held annually in Detroit. It was probably one of the more unique state fairs because of that.

Toomush_Infer August 20, 2012 at 3:58 pm

I'm ready for some football players to stomp his ass into the mud – because I'm pretty sure this was a business decision, republican style – when you're not relevant, go stupid….

foxypuppet August 20, 2012 at 3:59 pm

The Obamas grow their own food? Why do they hate American agribusinesses?

tessiee August 20, 2012 at 3:59 pm

Even Mullet Jesus doesn't like Hank Jr.

tessiee August 20, 2012 at 4:03 pm

Jeez, I can hear the dueling banjos from all the way over here.

MittBorg August 20, 2012 at 4:32 pm

Row faster, dammit!

tessiee August 20, 2012 at 4:40 pm

Also, who doesn't know that you have to weight a body down, or it will come floating back up to the…

Um, never mind.

glamourdammerung August 20, 2012 at 4:04 pm

So the Republicans have a spokesthing that at one point had parts of their brain hanging out of their head?

Explains a lot.

Rotundo_ August 20, 2012 at 4:50 pm

Airing it out just spread the stink, it didn't reduce it a bit. As for this being an impediment to being a spokesbeing for the GOP, consider Cheney, Boehner, Dubya, and far, far and away, too many to list manually.

DahBoner August 20, 2012 at 4:04 pm

I doubt Hate made Old Hank great…

Schmegeg August 20, 2012 at 4:04 pm

Are You Ready For Some Crazy?

Mumbletypeg August 20, 2012 at 4:06 pm

O/T Phyllis Diller, RIP~

Misty Malarky August 20, 2012 at 4:09 pm

Sad to hear this.

When I was a kid I thought she was the funniest person in the world.
Still do, actually.

Mumbletypeg August 20, 2012 at 4:14 pm

As a toddler I played with a doll my parents named after her. I had crawled up to the bucket mom was using to clean the floor, must've been some high-strength solution and why I was allowed near it I'm not sure. But I dunked the doll in the bucket like to give her a bath. The solution reacted with the doll hair such that it stuck straight up off her head. She was "Phyllis" thereafter. I've never been quite the same since, either.

MissTaken August 20, 2012 at 4:18 pm

Poor Fang.

Misty Malarky August 20, 2012 at 4:27 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i81zu_oz_t0

My family still greet each other other with a hearty "Howchado howchado howchado, my dear!"

IonaTrailer August 20, 2012 at 4:54 pm

I has a sad.
(Geez I'm getting old)

SorosBot August 20, 2012 at 5:42 pm

Her and Tony Scott on the same day – celebrity deaths really seem to be coming all at once these days.

Lascauxcaveman August 20, 2012 at 8:06 pm

Keep your eyes open; these things happen in threes.

Jukesgrrl August 20, 2012 at 10:01 pm

The great character actor William Windom also died today. Unfortunately many Americans know him only as the doctor on Murder She Wrote, but in fact he had a distinguished forty-year career — including the role of the prosecutor in To Kill a Mockingbird.

MittBorg August 21, 2012 at 12:37 pm

Oh, noes!

thurufally August 20, 2012 at 4:08 pm

Hank Williams, Jr.'s daddy saw his potential right away and nicknamed him "Bocephus" after a ventriloquist's dummy. Some twenty-six years later, this ass clown managed to fall off a fucking mountain and split his head in two, which left him even more stupid than he already was. He's been proving it ever since.

Fox n Fiends August 20, 2012 at 4:13 pm

Junior is 100% Tea Party material: born into a legend that he couldn't exceed yet still rode the gravy train to old age, therefore hates meritocracy. No wonder his boy won't talk to him.

Rotundo_ August 20, 2012 at 4:54 pm

Bocephus must be a fantastic father: I have to imagine that between the booze, drugs, whoring around and acting like a fool that his secretary had to have sent a card and a twenty on his birthday and for JuHEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZUUUUUSSSSSSSSSes' Birfday.

ph7 August 20, 2012 at 4:29 pm

Hank Williams gives other boozed soaked idiots like me a bad name.

DahBoner August 20, 2012 at 4:30 pm

Great Country music is about crying in your beer, not crying out in fear…

tessiee August 20, 2012 at 4:43 pm

As far as people who fell off a mountain go, I much prefer Doug Kenney.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLSpfc-jJFI

ahnc August 20, 2012 at 4:45 pm

I believe the only solution to stopping these crazed Republicans is rehab.
On the planet Mars.

Tundra Grifter August 20, 2012 at 4:51 pm

He's so authentick his real names isn't "Hank" or "Jr."

commiebro August 20, 2012 at 4:51 pm

testosterroneous! you forgot that second R

thurufally August 20, 2012 at 4:55 pm

Well, they ask me,
"Hank, why don't you think?
And why are you such a joke?
And why did your momma beat you with an ugly rope?"
If I'm up on an Iowa stage
Espousin' some stupid-ass, racial fiction"
I'll say "Leave me alone coz
My brain's half gone
And it's a family tradition."

MosesInvests August 20, 2012 at 4:57 pm

Microcephalus sez whut?

IonaTrailer August 20, 2012 at 5:26 pm

But he sure got a purty mouth….

Rotundo_ August 20, 2012 at 5:06 pm

Let's see how Hank the Deuce is exceptional in country music: He can't claim most shows cancelled due to being passed out, George "No Show" Jones is the winner there, and on his worst day could out perform Hank. He hasn't shown up to a gig dead like his dad, yet, so there is that one to aspire to still. He blew the most lucrative advertising gig in country out his ass with his prior commentary, so I guess he ranks as the most stupid, or self destructive in the financial sense. So if he OD's like dad he can claim some sort of legenday status from that, even if it amounts to the same thing as dear old dad: lying in a limo seat with a pantload and your eyes wide open as if you're a gazin' at them purty stars.

Jukesgrrl August 20, 2012 at 10:02 pm

Gross, but p anyway.

comrad_darkness August 20, 2012 at 5:12 pm

If they had named him Fred, he'd be nowhere.

Jukesgrrl August 20, 2012 at 10:04 pm

Actually, his parents named him Randall Hank Williams. He named himself Hank Williams, Jr.

bobbert August 20, 2012 at 11:00 pm

Not a bad career move, that.

Eve8Apples August 20, 2012 at 5:15 pm

People in Iowa actually pay money to walk through pig shit so they can listen to bullshit.

RadioBowels August 20, 2012 at 5:15 pm

He's akin to Akin.

larrykat August 20, 2012 at 5:23 pm

I'll bet Hank Williams III and his partners in his band AssJack don't agree with this hillbilly motherfucker.

horsedreamer_1 August 20, 2012 at 7:29 pm

Someday, Hank III will be alcoholically demented enough to be just like his dad.

BZ1 August 20, 2012 at 5:28 pm

hates farming? I want to see the reasoning behind that, oh right, no reason at all, just vitriol of the right wing echo chamber ….

T3rbo August 20, 2012 at 5:34 pm

We need some reciprocity here: anyone know where MC Hammer is, so he can stand up in the middle of 2 legit 2 quit and say something about Romney being a Mormon and hating black people? I think that would be appropriate. Are there any black people state fairs, or?

mr bojangles August 20, 2012 at 5:35 pm

i hate country music! and i ll take it to chicago.

BarackMyWorld August 20, 2012 at 6:09 pm

Dad?

iburl August 20, 2012 at 6:37 pm

A cunty boy can survive.

marconidarwin August 20, 2012 at 7:02 pm

Ted Nugent, Hank Williams Jr., Dave Mustaine and… damn if only we had a redneck Ringo…

Barrelhse August 20, 2012 at 10:34 pm

What's Cubby up to these days?

Limeylizzie August 20, 2012 at 7:23 pm

He's got that there Fecal Alcohol Syndrome.

Hammiepants August 20, 2012 at 7:26 pm

That pic is awesome, BTW. He looks like he escaped from a Cro-Magnon Man diorama at the natural history museum.

eaglewon August 20, 2012 at 8:38 pm

Hank Williams released some serious DNA damaged alcoholic sperm that day.

Jus_Wonderin August 20, 2012 at 9:13 pm

Hank "fuck me in the ass, cuz I like it" Williams, Jr.

MittBorg August 21, 2012 at 12:40 pm

Is it OK to ask how you might know this?

Jus_Wonderin August 21, 2012 at 12:43 pm

No comment. <g> Nah, I can't say exactly but…his horse whispers.

MittBorg August 21, 2012 at 2:41 pm

Just like King Midas' barber, eh? (wink, wink, nudge)

Uniprober August 20, 2012 at 10:02 pm

Cue the banjos….

Barrelhse August 20, 2012 at 10:36 pm

Hank, you're no Bob Dylan.

Negropolis August 21, 2012 at 12:13 am

Testosteroneous brain-damaged popinjay Hank Williams Jr., who has made a 50-year-career of having been ejected from the testicle of an actual musical genius and American treasure…

Oh, Rebecca, this is beautiful.

Negropolis August 21, 2012 at 12:42 am

BTW, Obama hates farming so fucking much that he's been pushing ethanol for years to the chagrin of some of us.

ttommyunger August 21, 2012 at 9:46 am

This knuckle-dragger is a fucking God here in Dumfukistan.

sean_p August 21, 2012 at 10:30 am

What a pussy to allow himself to be ruled with an iron fist by a weakling.

thefrontpage August 21, 2012 at 12:41 pm

U.S. DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES
DIVISION OF MENTAL HEALTH
OFFICE OF INTELLIGENCE

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

AUGUST 21, 2012 (WASHINGTON, D.C.)–Edison Albert Bell, the Director of the Office of Intelligence at the Division of Mental Health at the U.S. Departmenf of Health and Human Services, announced today that, effective immediately, under HR-777, Section 105 of the Preserving American Intelligence Act (PAIA), the mandatory round-up of dangerous, psychotic residents who have been deemed sufficiently anti-intelligence and thus a danger to society, have been rounded up and shipped to Death Island, a remote island in the South Pacific owned by the United States. Among those rounded up today are Hank Williams, Jr.; Ted Nugent; Chuck Norris; Kelsey Grammar; Patricia Heaton; Victoria Jackson; Michelle Malkin; Ann Coulter; Sean Hannity; Laura Schlesinger: Rush Limbaugh; Rep. Issa; the governors of Arizona, New Jersey, Maine, Wisconsin, Florida, Louisiana, Mississippi, Virginia and Texas; Meghan McCain; all members of the Rand family; all members of the Ryan and Romney families; officials with Late Night Shots; and the principle organizers of CPAC.

thefrontpage August 21, 2012 at 12:41 pm

"This round-up starts a general renewal in America regarding the maintenance of standard levels of real intelligence," Mr. Bell said in a statement. "This is a great start for the future."
# # #

Butch_Wagstaff August 20, 2012 at 5:32 pm

"Their family tree has no forkin' but plenty of spoonin'"

emmelemm August 20, 2012 at 7:02 pm
bobbert August 21, 2012 at 12:23 am

There is no Tesla museum? Fuck me. I can only chip in a teeny, but I will, because we must have a museum for the most authentic mad scientist of modern times.

actor212 August 21, 2012 at 9:07 am

See, that would mean he's a good musician.

MittBorg August 21, 2012 at 12:29 pm

I love that!

Incitefully_Joe August 21, 2012 at 12:37 pm

Really? Because I'd think that French Canadians would, you know.

–everything I know about comedy, I learned from Honey I Shrunk the Kids–

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