Testosteroneous brain-damaged popinjay Hank Williams Jr., who has made a 50-year-career of having been ejected from the testicle of an actual musical genius and American treasure, is not very happy with known African-American Barry Bamz. And the good folks who would spend an evening lapping up such tunes as TK and TK (hahaha, we forgot to put in actual song titles, fuck it, it’s really hot here) at the Iowa State Fair have their own doubts!
Following the song “We Don’t Apologize For America” a chant of “USA, USA” broke out amongst the crowd. Williams smiled, telling the crowd that he was their mouth piece and adding:
“We’ve got a Muslim president who hates farming, hates the military, hates the US and we hate him!”
The cheers that followed were loud and enthusiastic.
“Hate”? “Hate” is a very bad word, Iowa! But we guess in this case it is appropriate, since we are ruled over (with an iron fist) by the weakling “president,” who is a Muslim and hates farming (?) and the military (obviously) and the very nation itself!
But still, by the Rules of Civility as espoused by Tony Perkins and the Family Research Council, accusing anyone of hating anyone else is inviting them to be murdered, so we hope the Secret Service is on it.
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I read on the internet that Hank Ibn Williams is the next Al Qaida number two.
Well, he's a turd, at any rate.
Lacks organizational skills. Can't get his shit together.
Always mouthing off too.
Who is number one?
You are, Number Six.
I think that's a franchise, like the Dread Pirate Roberts.
Fun fact: Bocephus was a dummy.
True fact: Hank "Bocephus" Wms, Jr. is a dummy.
And we shouldn't expect great mental acuity from anyone who would actually pay good money to see him perform.
Looks like Romney's got the trailer park vote sewn up.
Hope they have their ID ready.
ETA: Ooops, wrong crowd. They shouldn't have any difficulties if they just show up.
Hunting license: vote.
Student ID: GTFO.
Romney's elites.
Boom!
What the hell is in the water at the Iowa State Fair? Shit gets real there.
They put animal tranquilizers in the kettle corn. Gives it that extra something that keeps the fair-goers comin' back for more!
After gorging on deep fried butter all day, shit gets scary when the sun goes down.
It's close to Missouri also.
That explains it. It's been legitimately raped by Todd Akin.
Shit?
Depending upon the proximity of livestock to public drinking water, that might actually be true…
Specifically, pig shit.
Oh great, I'm seven hours late.
Eh, don't worry about it, I'm always late to the party. That's why I lurk around to upfist the other latecomers.
They drink water in Iowa?
Hawg poop.
The petroleum company is fracking the water.
Cholesterol, apparently.
First they came for the farmers… then everyone starved to death?
Iowa is mostly pig farms. Now, I like bacon and all but have you ever been to a pig farm? They produce a lot of waste. A single hog farm can produce as much waste as a city of 12k people in a single day (google it) In fact, Iowa is littered with manure "lakes", the inevitable result of large factory farming which is the lifeblood of Iowa's economy.
They actually have "stench alerts" on the radio the way we have traffic updates. All that toxic shit ends up in their water, in the ground and in their lungs. These are sick, ignorant people. Just something to keep in mind.
Field of Dreams led me to believe that Iowa was 96% corn. And baseball fields.
"Field of Nightmares" was too difficult to sell as a baseball movie!
"Shit Lagoon of Dreams"
Sometimes people take offense at being called a member of a "hate group", but I think these people cheered it.
As far as Hank Jr. songs go, TK was pretty good but TK was just too derivative.
Apples don't fall far from the tree. But sometimes they rot very quickly.
Well, when Hank Williams, Sr. was Junior's age, he'd been dead for 33 years. Sometimes the fruit does fall pretty far from the tree.
Genealogy is hard.
And damn near impossible in Louisiana.
Among my grammy's insult gems was one she'd throw at the hillbilly neighbors down the block: "Your family tree is a loop!"
Hey! The actual Hank Williams was a prince, a fine fellow and an incredible songwriter. The HW Jr. apple fell many, many kilometers from the tree.
Hanks Sr., Jr., & III, are slang for the same thing: drunkenly appropriate for the place in which one lives. Respective, we have Hank, Sr., Hooverville; Hank, Jr., Nashvegas; Hank III, Williamsburg, Brooklyn.
I had no intention to insult the great Hank Williams, Sr. He is special to me, and my father thought that he was the voice of god.. "Hey, Good Lookin'" is an anthem at our place. My point was about the "rotten apple," Jr, and not the tree.
Sorry. Ms. Dudley will now play "Your Cheatin' Heart" backward on my old Victrola to remind me of my error.
It's almost as if an apple had fallen over the edge of the cliff and broke its face…
Obama has hated farmers ever since Michelle made him eat those Brussels sprouts she grows on Reagan's grave.
"All my rowdy friends are going lynching tonight."
"I have love some ladies and I have loved Jim Beam. They both tried to kill me in 1973."
While the women and bourbon failed to kill him, they did evidently leave him brain dead.
They're ready for some lynchin'. A Monday night parteeee!!!
Sheldon needs to put a boot in his daddy's ass.
And while he's at it, let's keep daddy's head and face covered. Who knew it was a public service to wear such big hats and sunglasses, even while indoors?
We have a President who hates farming? And the military?
We also have a second-rate country singer who hates books and a bar of soap.
Shitty country in which we live.
Yeah, this country used to want little pink houses.
Now they want everything including your kid's piggy bank.
This is what happens when syphilis gets to the brain.
And you all thought it was just isolated, backwater hillbillies singing along with Borat's "Throw The Jew Down The Well."
Or a rousing chorus of Nirvana's "Rape Me".
Bams hates farmerz so much he's prepared to sign drought relief for them immediately once the wankers in the House GOP caucus stop jibbering about legitimate rape and the debunked Fast & Furious 'scandal' & send him a bill.
Now you are making the mistake thinking that Hank Jr fans care about actual, factual, true facts. Evidence strongly suggest otherwise.
That's some srs fucking hate, right there.
Geez, I see why that guy always has a hat and sunglasses on.
Puts the Randy Travis mugshot in a whole new light, don't it?
Hank Williams.
Jr.
The sequel is never as good as the original.
What about the final chapter of the trilogy?
Junior is a legitimate rapist, so no one gets pregnant.
I thought he was an analrapist, and therefore. Wut? Dan Savage SED all teh Xtian kids were into buttsechs because no pregnancy, ergo no abortion.
They're usually just a tad more methy.
Apparently being Hank Williams skips a generation.
He probably is deliberately lousy for tax purposes.
I wish Junior would stay dead for a few years for tax purposes.
If Hank Williams Jr was named Bob Smith and he fell in a forest, would he still make a sound?
Arlo's pretty good. But he ain't Woody.
Isn't he a Teabagger, also?
Paultard, I think.Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
He was hanging out at Occupy Wall Street, and speaking up for Wisconsin unions, so there's that.
Why doesn't this have more fists?
Is that a human face or something dragged from a lake of vomit? Oh, what's the diff here?
Of course Obama hates farmers. He caused the drought.
Boehner's tan cause the drought. But he had to blame Obama for it (the drought not his tan).
He hates… farming?
Is this still about how he used his Muslin Antichrist powers to make the drought happen? Man, people just can't seem to let that go.
Heh. This assbag. You gotta be extra-stoopid to get fired from singing the theme song to MNF.
He's still not ready for some football…
Actually I think Hank's just still sulking about ABC firing his ass. And (of course) blames Obama. Cause everything is (of course) the Halfrican Muslin Usurper's fault.
Hank Jr. is the perfect Successful American, in that he inherited his lucrative business and still couldn’t buy any talent or brains. He's also so dumb that he went walking one time and managed to fall off a mountain, losing his face in the process, which is why his poorly reconstructed head resembles a dumber, less charming version of one of those pan-faced muppets from “The Electric Teeth.”
And, those pan-faced muppets from “The Electric Teeth" have more talent in their fake little puppet carcasses than Hank II has in his entire body.
This apple fell so far from the tree, it smashed his face in.
No, no, it's DOCTOR Teeth and the Electric Mayhem.
Relevant
No Hank, the President hates YOU.
Cause you're a douche.
That metal plate in his head is his best feature.
Ugh. I feel sorry for the TSA agent that has to pat that guy down when the detector goes 'beep.'
You just *know* he hasn't changed his clothes or underwear or washed or brushed or bathed ANYTHING on that liquor-sweating, infested body for at *least* a week. Never mind that he probably eats a diet that would constipate a fucking hyena. And farts in his pantalones ALL day long.
Obama's so Muslim and he hates the military so much that he even was responsible for killing Osama bin Laden! Wait…
While having a beer…, oops.
With his left hand…oh my.
No, silly. The adorable Navy Seals killed Osama, and they are totally independent of the government, because, Freedom!
Are you ready for some hate!
The Dixie Chicks would like a word with this guy.
Those ladies must seriously resent the fuck out of their experience by now.
Although they insist he brush his teeth first.
No, no, you don't get it. Be ashamed of a Republican President, get your music banned from every country station in the United States. Slander the shit out of a blah Democrat President, you get four or five new country music contracts.
Old Steel Plate Head knows what side his bread is buttered on.
You know who else hated farming?
Cows, chickens, turkeys, pigs?
The farmer's daughter?
Shirley Sherrod?
Me?
Me too. It's fucking hard.
What the hell's with crops, anyway? They're always at ground level. Pain in the ass to pick that way!
I spent a morning harvesting avocados last month and I beg to differ. I'm glad I got my chance to be an illegal messican for a day, but even more glad I wasn't born one.
The Hunter-Gatherer Anti-defamation League?
Jacob Kaime, the Hermit of Sharktooth Shoal?
William Tecumseh Sherman?
Those lazy crackers who sat on their ass and complained about how much they had to beat their slaves, who with their forced labor built the god damn south?
Alice Waters?
You know, you're absolutely right – no wonder there's a drought. God Almighty just hates those soil-scratchers. Thanks for pointing out that it says so in Scripture.
Ayn Rand?
So Paul Ryan could serve both Ayn Rand and the Catholicism God, all he needs to do is design a public farming project, and then, when he finds out that the person who commissioned him modified his designs at all even a little bit, destroy said farm, killing hundreds, and get his friend, who is a media mogul (Rupert Murdoch???) to nearly go bankrupt by pushing his staff to write editorials defending him, and then at trial he gives an impassioned speech that completely gets him off, demonstrating that Ayn Rand knows absolutely nothing about journalism or law or quality writing in general.
What were we talking about again?
Bob Dylan?
(Maggie's Farm, in particular)
He doesn't hate it…he's just not going to work there any more.
Norwegian bachelors?
Well, mostly.
Oh, I would guess, maybe … Stravinsky?
Damn, wrong album AGAIN.
Aaron Copeland?
He covered Titties and Beer TOO?
Whatever her character's name was, Lisa maybe, played by one of those Gabor hags on Green Acres?
I think it was "Weezie."
I thought Weezie was from Black Acres??
No, it was "The Jeffersonians".
ARNOLD ZIFFEL LIBEL
Them Gol-durned Ranchers who keep encroachin' on our fields?! (Fires shotgun overhead)
I think you should win a prize, as the person thus far who's come the closest to an Oklahoma! reference here.
Napoleon "Four Legs Good, Two Legs Better"?
Genghis Khan?
Alexander Hamilton?
I realize it's kinda gauche to answer my own question, but I'm honestly surprised that all this time, and nobody mentioned Luke Skywalker, or alternately, House Greyjoy of Pyke. For Shame, Nerds!!
Farmers?
I wish that he'd done this at the V Festival.
Did Mr. Williams Jr. mention where this Muslim president is located so we can track him down?
It's a pity, too. His dad was such a great talent. Oh wait, I'm thinking of Freddie Prinze Sr.
I wonder if he'll write a song for the Romney campaign since 2008's "McCain-Palin Tradition" did so well for them….
I always loved the three of them smugly singing about evil city people and how they didn't care, cause city people weren't REAL Muricans' blahdy blah…and forgot since most people live in cities, those would be, ummmm, like voters and stuff
This year the Iowa State Fair has a new item on the menu: deep-fried corn dogs with bacon wrapped abound them. That will keep the muslins away.
and the JOoooz, so it's a win-win.
Yeah, but they use Kosher dogs.
Barry oughta chow down a couple on camera just to piss off the nutjobs. And Michelle.
I'll take ten.
Are you ready for some Hitler?
You called? Weedlord Bonerhitler at your service.
According to Wikipedia the nickname Bocephus was the name of a ventriloquist dummy from a stage performer at the Grand Old Opry.
OT but fun: The RNC is pulling all funding from Todd Akins race.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/with-todd-…
Cornyn also told Akin that, by staying in the race, he is endangering Republicans’ hopes of retaking the majority in the Senate
Suddenly, my day just got a lot better…
Akin said: "To quote my old friend John Paul Jones: ‘I’ve not yet begun to fight.’ ”
Damn, he is an old then.
He hung out with the bass player from Led Zeppelin?
I refuse to believe that he was ever friends with a member of Zep.
And it's a photo finish!!
* dances jig *
(hugs deanbooth, dances right along)
Bryan Fisher says TODD AKIN WAS RIGHT.
I'm counting on his God striking Brian Fisher dead with a bolt of lightning any day now.
Unfortunately, that's not how it works. Mostly because there is no God.
How about Zombie Tesla? No? Well, shit.
According to one pundit I read this morning Missouri deadline for leaving the Senate race is tomorrow with out requiring a Court Order and documentation from the Scty of State. Then on 9/25 the Republican Party will not be able to replace him without extensive expense to reprint and redistribute the ballots and provide extra notification to all absentee ballot recipients.
On the other hand a shake up like this with Aiken being replaced is often certain death for a margin candidate.
Holy crap guys, even ACOG is chiming in on Akin's bullshit. Do you know how rare it is for the medical trade organizations to weigh in on issues of with partisan political implications like this one?
That *is* unusual. And interesting. And simply delightful. (grabs Incitefully_Joe, kisses him on both cheeks, gives him serious bro-hug, and dances round the room in a gimpy fashion)
If you kissed a dude on both cheeks, I think "bro-hug" is, um, well, undescriptive. You may as well get naked at that point.
You're *European* and you don't kiss on both cheeks? Even *CANADIANS* do THAT. Well, mostly French Canadians, but.
Oh plueeezzz – what about the "She asked for it" kind of rape?
Which often follows the "She wouldn't shut up" spousal abuse.
Is this the COG and ACOG mentioned in the Book of Revelations?!
Not sure, but I used to work in the GYN department at my hospital, and for a while, I wondered why all the surgeons kept on going to conferences for assault rifle scopes. (I played a lot of Call of Duty back then)
Wait, isn't this Londinium libel?
Who knows quality entertainment better than drunken pig famers?
Drunken Republicans skinny-dipping in Galilee?
I get all my political views from a drunken drug addled uneducated US Amercian country and western singer who landed head first off a cliff.
drunken drug addled uneducated US Amercian country and western singer
Randy Travis never does know when to quit, does he.
“We’ve got a Muslim president who hates farming, hates the military, hates the US and we hate him!”
White trash morality on a grand scale.
He didn't mention anything about Barry hating guns.
Michelle has a mini-farm. Does this mean Barack hates Michelle, too?
Just a little.
'Taint a farm. It's a LIEBERAL Berkeley commie garden filled with nothin' but a bunch o' them hereloom tomaters!!
You know how she bullies him while eating baskets of fried chicken! Plus she won't let him get back with his boyfriend.
She's breaking beard code.
ZOMG, does she KNOW?
I hate Hank Williams Jr.
I had never heard of this idiot till recently, but I'm certainly working up a fine, frothy head of hate myself.
The great Galas has done covers of Hank I's songs. I don't think she'll be doing covers of Hank II's tunes. She has taste, y'know.
I've been on a Galas kick the last couple of days. Listened to Defixiones: Will and Testament since I hadn't done so in years. What an album. Gives ya fuckin' chills.
Also: Guilty Guilty Guilty. Her version of "Interlude (Time)" is truly beautiful.
I saw her live at the local college a few years ago. Fucking amazing. What range! She does all her own sound, too. (digs around feebly for iPod)
Tell me about it. I just blotted this asshat from my mind. Or rather, he got shoved out by Paul Ryan and all the other asshats before him.
That picture looks like a man who's enjoyed a legitimate rape or two.
Receiving and giving.
No, I'm pretty sure the goats were willing.
They didn't say no.
Naaaahhhh doesn't count.
Judging by the picture, mostly in the face region
"This is something I've got to point out here, because they're just throwing stuff against the wall to see what sticks," Mr. Obama said derisively….
That statement applies to pretty much everything coming out of the GOP nowadays, especially the blatant racist crapola in laughably inadequate disguises. The Obama-bashers can say the President hates farmers (?!?!?), hates the military, hates the US, is too Muslim, too Nazi, too Socialist, too elitist, too ignorant, too powermongering, too wimpy, and all the other idiotic and often self-contradictory stuff they bloviate about, but I think we all know that their REAL problem with him is that he's just way, way, WAY too black.
The real problem is that 'D' next to his name. That's what makes the blah so blah.
Despite being half-white.
I think that pisses them off more than if he were of 100% sub-Saharan African descent.
Yes, because there's that whole black man/white woman thing.
Jesus, these people. NOTHING satisfies. them, nothing.
This annoys me, but not enough for me to delete Cracker's version of Family Tradition.
By the way Hank Jr., how's Monday Night Football doing? Oh that's right, they fired your ass for being a racist birther douche; ha-ha!
I guess in this sicko's mind, farming is something done by gentleman white folk, as opposed to "urban" black activities.
Of course, there was that thing about "cotton picking" but that was different, as the white folks were still the "owners".
Poor guy — if he lived in Canada or some other country with socialized medicine, he'd've been able to get help by now.
Are you ready for some hateball?
"Idiot Booze-Soaked Hank Williams Jr."
Being kind of redundant there, aren't we?
"Sanctuary! Sanctuary!" Williams added.
Talent skipped a generation in his case. Hank III is pretty damned entertaining.
Hank 3 is pretty great. From what I hear he pretty much hates his dad, too.
We have a black president who is black, and he's black too, and he blacks farmers, and he blacks the military, and we hate blacks, so hate hate hate black!
Fix: globally replace 'black' with 'nigra'
By George, I think you've got it!
Blackety, blackety, blackety, blackety, black.
There.
No "chains". Is good.
The iron fist of the muslin dictator is so powerful that our free speech to criticize him in public is practically nonexistent.
Who knew he had eyes? I thought he was born with dark cheap plastic
sewn into his skull.
I think you may have meant to type, "cheap plastic sunglasses", but your comment as it stands gets an upfist for sheer creepiness.
What tessiee said (shudder)
He does look kind of "special" without those menacing dark glasses doesn't he? I can't see the Hank without the glasses being the one that made that comment on stage. That definitely had to be "glasses Hank".
how many teeth does he actually still have?
some of them, Katie.
"testosteroneous" is the greatest. Word. Ever…
…after "masterbatorium".
Nugent/Williams 2012!
They could get together with Dave Mustaine and form a boy-band. Call it Sons of the KKK.
Or they could have a shoot-out to see who gets to be on the ticket in what order.
Save a LOT on taxes that way. Or did you think they'd miss because they're pie-eyed, drugged out junkies?
Truth be known, most of those hayseeds hating farming, too. It's just that that's all they can do.
"Leave 'em alone, Jake, it's Iowa."
They must hate farming, they are always complaining about it.
It's just something they do so we won't think the welfare we're giving them is welfare.
Obama said. “So what I think these comments do underscore is why we shouldn’t have a bunch of politicians, a majority of whom are men, making health-care decisions on behalf of women.”
This is why I love this man.
If he really means it, Junior should get up on stage at the Apollo Theater and say this. Pussy.
I'm thinking he'd get the hook.
That's the only circumstance under which I'd PAY for a ticket to see Hank Jr.
Sing with me…
Are you ready for some rehab???
In addition to being an America-hating Muslim, did he happen to notice that that man is a nih. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQzI3k39Cfw&fe…
*CLANG*!
He was mad because the waitress at dinner that night was too tough looking for him to punch in the face.
He coulda punched her horse out.
HW Jr. is the David Limbaugh and Michael Reagan of country music. Also.
Sheez, that picture! I can smell him from here!
Drone strike nao!!
No looks, no talent, no brains. A triple threat.
He's ready to run as the next GOP candidate!
In Hank Jr.'s defense, the President is half negroidal. Oh and drug induced brain damage also too.
"Oh, we don't like Barry Bammerz in Muskogee"
Oh, wait.
that was Merle Haggard, and he gets a pass for writing "Red Bandana".
this mug shot is even better than Nick Nolte's.
Hank, Hank, Hank. I know you're a racist pinhead. I try to ignore that so that I can sing Family Tradition loudly and off key when I'm alone in my car. Just keep your f'ing mouth shut so I don't have to delete you from my iPod.
No snark. I'm really thinking there's an undiagnosed epidemic of early onset dementia in the south and mid-west.
400 years of inbreeding hasn't really improved a gene pool that was about half deported convicts to begin with.
Well, you do know that the latest study on obesity shows rates are highest in exactly those areas. And you do know that obesity is implicated in the buildup of plaque and narrowing/hardening of arteries. And you do know that when blood supply to the brain is blocked …
Reports are coming in that the incidence of crazed shit-house rats is growing in those areas.
I don't know if you can single-handedly coin a meme, but it certainly deserves an upfist, and I'll look for an opportunity to support it.
I liked ol' Hank Jr. better when he was playing one of the cavemen in those Geico commercials.
Actually, he looks more like the star of those beef jerky commercials.
Hank Williams Jr is proof that talent and brains often skip a generation. Even HWIII shows potential to not be a monumental douche bag like Jr
Good lord…Hankie looks like one of those inbred, genetic mutants from that notorious x-files episode.
when i read shit like this i think:
why would anyone ever want to be president?
Fortunately, the job of President is not sitting and listening to this shit all day. That's for the Secret Service and FBI.
Give the guy a break. His father thought he looked like a ventriloquist's dummy.
Being insulted by that retawded carnival barker is like getting thrashed with a sugary, oily, elephant's ear. It's ridiculous, unpleasant, and makes your skin crawl a little but, whatever fool.
Yeah sure…some dipship wallowing in his own filth doesn't agree with the President's policies. I am sure Obama is heartbroken and going to cry in his sleep tonight.
Well, I, for one, have a lot more respect for Hank Jr. since he's come out of the closet.
Hank Williams Jr. is the living embodiment of the concept that just because you THINK something doesn't mean that you necessarily have to SAY it.
That picture looks like a Geico caveman.
Bud Cort AND Mark Hamill would laugh at that face.
Ok, so those deep fried sticks of butter really do clog up your brain.
As an Iowan, I need to point out that those who attended his concert were the ones cheering, not exactly a representative cross section. I was at the fair myself, annoying the Steve King table by asking why their guy wasn't trying to make it illegal to kidnap, impregnate, and force abortions on our 13 yr old playground users.
You are a hero and a gentleman (or woman?)
As someone who has enjoyed the hospitality (and Prairie Lights) of Iowa City, the Paris of the Midwest®, I understand that Sen. Grandpa Cornpants and the the idiot Rep. King should not be held against all of you.
I'm very glad you enjoyed your time in my hometown; I'm quite proud of it.
As you should be.It's lovely.I also have some reasonably sane relatives who migrated to Des Moines from other states and they're very happy there.On one of my first days in Iowa (I was at the Writers' Workshop) I sat in a sidewalk cafe reading the daily newspaper.My eye caught the birth announcements.I was utterly astounded by the vast cultural diversity of the little ones.I assume that's because of the university, but no matter how they got there, it's a good thing for Iowa.
It's funny, when we had a stat fair here in Michigan, only the blahs went to it since it was held annually in Detroit. It was probably one of the more unique state fairs because of that.
I'm ready for some football players to stomp his ass into the mud – because I'm pretty sure this was a business decision, republican style – when you're not relevant, go stupid….
The Obamas grow their own food? Why do they hate American agribusinesses?
Even Mullet Jesus doesn't like Hank Jr.
Jeez, I can hear the dueling banjos from all the way over here.
Row faster, dammit!
Also, who doesn't know that you have to weight a body down, or it will come floating back up to the…
Um, never mind.
So the Republicans have a spokesthing that at one point had parts of their brain hanging out of their head?
Explains a lot.
Airing it out just spread the stink, it didn't reduce it a bit. As for this being an impediment to being a spokesbeing for the GOP, consider Cheney, Boehner, Dubya, and far, far and away, too many to list manually.
I doubt Hate made Old Hank great…
Are You Ready For Some Crazy?
O/T Phyllis Diller, RIP~
Sad to hear this.
When I was a kid I thought she was the funniest person in the world.
Still do, actually.
As a toddler I played with a doll my parents named after her. I had crawled up to the bucket mom was using to clean the floor, must've been some high-strength solution and why I was allowed near it I'm not sure. But I dunked the doll in the bucket like to give her a bath. The solution reacted with the doll hair such that it stuck straight up off her head. She was "Phyllis" thereafter. I've never been quite the same since, either.
Poor Fang.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i81zu_oz_t0
My family still greet each other other with a hearty "Howchado howchado howchado, my dear!"
I has a sad.
(Geez I'm getting old)
Her and Tony Scott on the same day – celebrity deaths really seem to be coming all at once these days.
Keep your eyes open; these things happen in threes.
The great character actor William Windom also died today. Unfortunately many Americans know him only as the doctor on Murder She Wrote, but in fact he had a distinguished forty-year career — including the role of the prosecutor in To Kill a Mockingbird.
Oh, noes!
Hank Williams, Jr.'s daddy saw his potential right away and nicknamed him "Bocephus" after a ventriloquist's dummy. Some twenty-six years later, this ass clown managed to fall off a fucking mountain and split his head in two, which left him even more stupid than he already was. He's been proving it ever since.
Junior is 100% Tea Party material: born into a legend that he couldn't exceed yet still rode the gravy train to old age, therefore hates meritocracy. No wonder his boy won't talk to him.
Bocephus must be a fantastic father: I have to imagine that between the booze, drugs, whoring around and acting like a fool that his secretary had to have sent a card and a twenty on his birthday and for JuHEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZUUUUUSSSSSSSSSes' Birfday.
Hank Williams gives other boozed soaked idiots like me a bad name.
Great Country music is about crying in your beer, not crying out in fear…
As far as people who fell off a mountain go, I much prefer Doug Kenney.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLSpfc-jJFI
I believe the only solution to stopping these crazed Republicans is rehab.
On the planet Mars.
He's so authentick his real names isn't "Hank" or "Jr."
testosterroneous! you forgot that second R
Well, they ask me,
"Hank, why don't you think?
And why are you such a joke?
And why did your momma beat you with an ugly rope?"
If I'm up on an Iowa stage
Espousin' some stupid-ass, racial fiction"
I'll say "Leave me alone coz
My brain's half gone
And it's a family tradition."
Microcephalus sez whut?
But he sure got a purty mouth….
Let's see how Hank the Deuce is exceptional in country music: He can't claim most shows cancelled due to being passed out, George "No Show" Jones is the winner there, and on his worst day could out perform Hank. He hasn't shown up to a gig dead like his dad, yet, so there is that one to aspire to still. He blew the most lucrative advertising gig in country out his ass with his prior commentary, so I guess he ranks as the most stupid, or self destructive in the financial sense. So if he OD's like dad he can claim some sort of legenday status from that, even if it amounts to the same thing as dear old dad: lying in a limo seat with a pantload and your eyes wide open as if you're a gazin' at them purty stars.
Gross, but p anyway.
If they had named him Fred, he'd be nowhere.
Actually, his parents named him Randall Hank Williams. He named himself Hank Williams, Jr.
Not a bad career move, that.
People in Iowa actually pay money to walk through pig shit so they can listen to bullshit.
He's akin to Akin.
I'll bet Hank Williams III and his partners in his band AssJack don't agree with this hillbilly motherfucker.
Someday, Hank III will be alcoholically demented enough to be just like his dad.
hates farming? I want to see the reasoning behind that, oh right, no reason at all, just vitriol of the right wing echo chamber ….
We need some reciprocity here: anyone know where MC Hammer is, so he can stand up in the middle of 2 legit 2 quit and say something about Romney being a Mormon and hating black people? I think that would be appropriate. Are there any black people state fairs, or?
i hate country music! and i ll take it to chicago.
Dad?
A cunty boy can survive.
Ted Nugent, Hank Williams Jr., Dave Mustaine and… damn if only we had a redneck Ringo…
What's Cubby up to these days?
He's got that there Fecal Alcohol Syndrome.
That pic is awesome, BTW. He looks like he escaped from a Cro-Magnon Man diorama at the natural history museum.
Hank Williams released some serious DNA damaged alcoholic sperm that day.
Hank "fuck me in the ass, cuz I like it" Williams, Jr.
Is it OK to ask how you might know this?
No comment. <g> Nah, I can't say exactly but…his horse whispers.
Just like King Midas' barber, eh? (wink, wink, nudge)
Cue the banjos….
Hank, you're no Bob Dylan.
Oh, Rebecca, this is beautiful.
BTW, Obama hates farming so fucking much that he's been pushing ethanol for years to the chagrin of some of us.
This knuckle-dragger is a fucking God here in Dumfukistan.
What a pussy to allow himself to be ruled with an iron fist by a weakling.
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES
DIVISION OF MENTAL HEALTH
OFFICE OF INTELLIGENCE
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
AUGUST 21, 2012 (WASHINGTON, D.C.)–Edison Albert Bell, the Director of the Office of Intelligence at the Division of Mental Health at the U.S. Departmenf of Health and Human Services, announced today that, effective immediately, under HR-777, Section 105 of the Preserving American Intelligence Act (PAIA), the mandatory round-up of dangerous, psychotic residents who have been deemed sufficiently anti-intelligence and thus a danger to society, have been rounded up and shipped to Death Island, a remote island in the South Pacific owned by the United States. Among those rounded up today are Hank Williams, Jr.; Ted Nugent; Chuck Norris; Kelsey Grammar; Patricia Heaton; Victoria Jackson; Michelle Malkin; Ann Coulter; Sean Hannity; Laura Schlesinger: Rush Limbaugh; Rep. Issa; the governors of Arizona, New Jersey, Maine, Wisconsin, Florida, Louisiana, Mississippi, Virginia and Texas; Meghan McCain; all members of the Rand family; all members of the Ryan and Romney families; officials with Late Night Shots; and the principle organizers of CPAC.
"This round-up starts a general renewal in America regarding the maintenance of standard levels of real intelligence," Mr. Bell said in a statement. "This is a great start for the future."
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"Their family tree has no forkin' but plenty of spoonin'"
Let's Build a Goddamn Tesla Museum
There is no Tesla museum? Fuck me. I can only chip in a teeny, but I will, because we must have a museum for the most authentic mad scientist of modern times.
See, that would mean he's a good musician.
I love that!
Really? Because I'd think that French Canadians would, you know.
–everything I know about comedy, I learned from Honey I Shrunk the Kids–
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