All those years of hair-braiding and pillow fights. All those thousands of reader comments devoted to saying really terribly offensive shit about your rack. We loved you long time, Megs McCabe, but sometimes the things that fall out of your typey fingers are just too much to bear. You wanna side with Sarah Palin on someone else’s skull being a cauldron of brain-poop? And that person is our Old Handsome Joe? Sorry, Megs, but cue Donald Trump: YOU ARE NO LONGER EMPLOYED.
Let us examine what you dictated to Siri for your Daily Beast Dear Diary, which is Just Cause for your termination:
If Democrats want to win in November, all they have to do is one simple thing: replace Joe Biden with Hillary Clinton for vice president.
This is a pretty popular sentiment—it seems like the only thing Republicans and Democrats can agree on. It’s something that people have been saying to me everywhere from cocktail parties to airports since President Obama has been elected to office. Many politicians and pundits have reiterated that statement publicly. Sarah Palin recently went on Fox News and said the same thing: if President Obama wants a sure fire way of getting reelected this election cycle, Hillary would give him “a darn good chance of winning.”
But of course, the White House is pushing back, saying that Republicans are merely “trying to distract attention” by suggesting Hillary is a better fit for Obama. Yes, that must be it! Republicans are the ones doing the distracting, not the gaffe-prone vice president, whose own staff is reportedly trying to “save Biden from himself.”
Oooh, oooh! We read that Politico story! And the story intimated fairly clearly that Biden’s staff was sort of idiotic to do so — a cluck of scared hens keeping Biden from being his Teh Awesome Best self — and that they were in fact playing against their own interests. Maybe you just skimmed it?
Anyway, it is terribly churlish of Obama to reject these helpful suggestions from his opponents! And how correct you are that everyone, including all Democrats (or all Democrats who are Jon Stewart maybe?) is soooo embarrassed by Joe Biden, who said “chains,” which outrage was not in the least manufactured by desperate Romney campaigners being desperate, desperately. What else you got, Meghan?
Aside from the likability factor, I can criticize Hillary’s politics all day long, but I never question her intelligence. I have never doubted that she is a strong, capable, smart leader. The same cannot be said for Vice President Biden.
The woman whose main claim to a pundit gig is that her father foisted Sarah Palin on an unsuspecting nation thinks Joe Biden is stupid. She doubts his intelligence.
It is going to take a hell of a muffin basket to win our friendship back after this one, Megs McCabe. :(
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The size and scope of the fuck I do not give about Meghan McCain is epic.
There are only two things I care about with Meg. The rest, meh.
Right there at the top, COD. Well done.
They're pretty worried about the next election. Or they are afraid of what the administration will use Joe to "accidentally" say next.
"muffin basket?" Is that an euphemism for something or is it actually festive buttery baked goods?
Welcome back, are you Canadian now?
Noun! No, I am not a Canadian yet. The more I read about Canada the more I have a deep respect for the country and the Canadian people.
Good to see ya!
Good morning…and now I crave a festive buttery baked good!
Callyson! I overslept in a big way and I can't jolt myself fully awake just yet.
Coffee…lots of coffee…balanced out with cold water. Works for me. (Alternates sips of coffee and water…)
But NOT a "sticky treat".
Can I pay for a muffin basket with food stamps?
Morning, and it's great to see you again!
Morning Soros! I am here to start MissTaken's birthday tomorrow early. We need cake!
It's always great to see you.
Nice to see you back Barb. If I make the cake, I can fill it with lots of dark chocolate and Mrs. Fatknocker makes a wonderful chocolate ganache.
So good to see you Fartknocker. I think we need ice cream with the cake.
"Mrs. Fatknocker makes a wonderful chocolate ganache."
Megan IS Mrs. Fatknockers; that's the only reason we pay any attention to her.
Sadly it's still a couple weeks until we'll be together in person again; then we can really celebrate her birthday. That and she gets to meet my parents.
Soros, I know you miss her. It will just make it that much sweeter when you get to see her.
I'm hoping it's the festive buttery baked goods. I've no interest in any other muffins Meghan might be offering.
She's a truly stupid person with a profound lack of self awareness.
"She's a truly stupid person with a profound lack of self awareness" applies to 100% of Republicons.
Yes. Megs buys all her undergarments at Victoria's Boulangerie. (Nice to see ya, how's that pinky hangin'?)
Je croix que c'est La Patisserie de Victoria, parce-qu'ils vendant les muffins.
Oui, c'est mieux! Mon Francais c'est comme un bebe, parce-que j'etait un etudiant dans le systeme Americain.
Mais "lingerie"/"langerie" a un bon son, n'est-ce pas?
Oui, c'ést vrai, ils sont les mots qui vont très bien ensemble (très bien ensemble). Mais, les jeux de mots bilingues sont difficiles.
The pinkie hangs well, my friend.
Are you returned, or is this but an ether(net)eal visitation?
But you do, however, still have an awesome rack.
When will Wonkette’s war on women end, especially the zaftig ones?
When they greet us as liberators and give up that sweet, sweet crude.
I'd hit that. I just wouldn't want her to talk. Someone lend me a muzzle?
Is "muffin basket" a euphemism for something?
Damn, should've refreshed! It's nice to know I wasn't the only one with that reaction, though.
(Is it uncouth to reply to my own post?)
SpeedoFart is worried about being uncouth.
Don't be hatin'.
It is going to take a hell of a muffin basket to win our friendship back
If you would settle for a muffin top it will be easy for Megs.
Help me out here, is this a legitimate termination or illegitimate ?
Boy this is the most obvious way to point out the right wing echo chamber.
1) create (an imagined) controversy
2) put on fox news and AM talk radio
3) ??????
4) profit
3) Successfully create a distraction from actual issues (Mittens' taxes. Ryan's plan to destroy Medicare) by getting people to chatter about invented issues instead.
I don't think it's working too well, if you need to enlist Megs in the campaign.
Or Sarah Palin.
Is there anything anyone can say about Meg's looks without being terribly offensive?
How about "Hngnnngngghhhhnnnggg"?
Motorboat.
When she turns her head to the side, just a certain way, her auditory canal is exposed, and what appears to be a black light strobe and a mirrored disco ball can be seen inside her brain cavity. Other than that, what is there to say…
Anyone smarter than Megs is too smart to fall for me.
Then Meg asks: "How do you spell that?"
What Democrats?
No, really, what Democrats, where? Can somebody name one?
The ones who have cocktails with Megs McCabe, of course!
Welcome to The Village, my friend.
Are they related to the Bain investor who tells Harry Reid things?
It would be irresponsible not to speculate they're the same person.
Did they go to the University of Um, Somewhere with that Seven Foot Doctor and Some Lady who gives Michele Bachmann medical facts too? I'm going to guess so.
I suspect that there's a Bain investor who tells Mittens things.
Bad things.
Very, very bad and sinful things.
"Fire them! Fire them ALL, Willard! Then have a cup of coffee, moohahaha!"
Formerly Wonkette's own, Alex Pareene, although I'm hoping it's satire and I just missed it: http://www.salon.com/2012/08/20/get_ready_for_vic…
How could you think this isn't satire?
I'm just back from two weeks of peaceful vacation. My gears aren't yet fully engaged.
Especially with the links
Show us yer tits and we'll think about forgiving you.
Thats more like Zia McCabe http://www.musiczone.it/foto/cool/rockstar-nude/z…
Everything is better in Italy.
Saw her naked, while pregnant, on SuicideGirls, back in '03.
It was glorious.
Well, SOME will forgive you.
And by SOME, I mean horny dudes who have never even kissed a girl.
We won't actually forgive her, we just want to see her tits.
That dusty playbook against the Clintons isn't going to run itself you know.
I have never doubted that she is a strong, capable, smart leader. The same cannot be said for Vice President Biden.
Since Megs doubted Joe's ability to lead the President should dump him. OK, got it.
That statement tells me everything I ever need to know about Meghan McCain.
Pussy Riot/Muffin Basket 2012!
I watched a full speech of him recently and he comes across as very authentic and knowledgeable.
A President Biden would be nothing to be afraid of.
Old Handsome Joe is at least seven shades of awesome, which is why deserate Romneyites are desperately attempting a whispering campaign to have him replaced, out of desperation.
Well, he might replace the presidential limo with an El Camino or a Firebird. That could be either scary or awesome, depending on how you choose to look at it.
OT, but I just learned the glass in presidental limo is 24 layers of 1/4" glass = 6 inches thick. The chasis is actually from a one ton truck. Each president gets a new one and the old one is destroyed to keep its technology secret.
Holy moley. It's a wonder that thing doesn't sink into the asphalt on a hot day.
Remember this? http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504784_162-20065384-1…
Good times!
"I can criticize Hillary’s politics all day long, but that would take effort and my maid can't type that much."
"And Consuela mostly speaks that Mexican talk."
I never understood why so many otherwise reasonable people thought Meghan McCain was anything but a repub, because she is clearly a repub. Eventually she was going to cross over the line into siding with the repubs. The fact that on some issues she comes off as reasonable ins't proof that she's reasonable – even Joe McCarthy loved his mother, after all.
She's not smart enough to figure out that the only Republicans who like her are her parents.
Basically, she's liberal on social issues, but still conservative on any issue that might affect her inheritance. And she's not into the insane conspiracy-mongering birtherism and the like, which is sadly rare in today's Republican party.
That is I think part of her attraction: because she stands up to crazystupid racists, she comes off as sane, and since sanity is at an all-time low, people make the assumption that she is actually liberal (and sometimes even a democrat) – which she is not.
She should ne voting for Gary Johnson come November, then. But she won't be.
Nobody thought that.
I've seen too many comments from too many people on too many boards that do think just that.
Who? Liberals? Wingnuts? I wouldn't expect that a thinking liberal would think Megs isn't a Republican just because she has nice things to say about some social issues and decries some of the batshit. That is not enough to make you "not a Republican." Wingnuts, on the other hand, are stupid enough to believe anyone who makes sense even once is a "RINO."
Until she goes as far as Ron Reagan, she is clearly a Republican.
She's a Republican like a 10-year-old is a Catholic.
I was at the airport 2 days ago and EVERYONE was talking about replacing Biden.
I give you ten Friedman units.
Dumb broad says what?
Well, it's not as though I loved her for her mind, anyways.
This from a woman who we can see in the picture is apparently unaware that one does not wear ones dress and high-heeled shoes to bed…
Crap. Another thing I've been doing wrong.
…unless the client specifically requests that she do so.
At all the cocktail parties I go to, I keep hearing about how Paul Ryan is demanding the gaff prone Mitt Romney to step down and let him be the presidential candidate with his gay lover.
Why won't Romney listen to this advice and save his party? Why won't Megs write about this?
I heard the same thing from my brother-in-law who says he heard it while standing in line at a Chik-Fil-A. I don't know why Megs just doesn't come clean and call for Ryan to be placed at the top of the ticket. Everyone is saying it – even her Daddy.
It's all over Arizona.
You know, if only Obama would take all his advice from Republicans, I'm sure they would embrace his presidency and support him.
Why, does that only work in the second term?
It's not as if he hasn't tried this.
Yes, but surely this time the Republicans mean it.
Well, they are a sincere and well-meaning lot. So what the hay.
Yep, Dems, take the advice of Republicans about replacing Joe with Hilary, because obviously they want to give you a better shot at winning in November- good sports that they are in the GOP.
Ah, memories. Back when Hillary was fighting out the primary with Obama, I remember a flood of stories about how Hillary had won the respect of her Senate Republican colleagues with her businesslike approach. I saw pictures of the photo-op big, high-profile rapprochement with Richard Mellon Scaife, paleoconservative megarich guy who bankrolled the "Arkansas project" digging up dirt on the Clintons. Scaife was just completely won over by Hillary's awesomeness. And tabarnak, even Karl Rove [I witnessed this myself!] on Fox went on and on about what a superb candidate Hillary would be and how if she were nominated the Democrats would have it in the bag, etc. And there was so much more of that, from all sorts of raving wingnut loons.
It's nice to see, in this cynical day and age, people transcending partisanship to just give honest and open expressions of respect.
And I had thought that they had entire libraries full of opposition research and already-storyboarded commercials ready to sink a Hillary campaign like a stone. I suppose I was wrong. I guess – unlike Erin Burnett – I'm just not able to take a risk to trust. [And I grew up in a small town, too. Go figure.]
So they can dredge up HillaryCare and LewinskyGate, distracting the public from the IRScamgate of our Lord-in-Waiting Romney of Mittens.
Muffin Basket = how Megs refers to her underwears?
I have never understood the fascination with this woman. I remember Maddow having her on to discuss tax policy and Megs rolling over and baring her throat with a "Tee hee! I don't really know much about that!". But then when she went on some other show where they were more inclined to shut up and let the celebrity speak she spent the whole time trashing Obama's tax policy.
The whole fascination with her is that she's a zaftig bombshell.
Can I still think Megs is cute and one of the few Republicans who I think I could actually have a pleasant conversation with?
Absolutely not! You must march with all the Wonketeers, on this and every other topic.
Since I don't think either of those things, I can safely say that she is now caking makeup on the party line like a trollop.
yes but you can't look at her boobs while having this pleasant conversation.
I'll push for Joe Biden to be replaced when he says we'll be welcomed as liberators about a country we're about to invade for no reason. Or chooses to say nothing about gay marriage because it would be politically inconvenient. Or shoots a guy in the face. But chains? Yeah, fucking chains. He's right about that one.
I don't recall Joe Biden insisting that waterboarding isn't torture, either.
Or pushing massive no-bid contracts to a company he's getting deferred payments from. Or insisting that capturing or killing Osama bin Laden isn't a big deal and then saying it was a no-brainer when somebody else does it. Or outing one of our own intelligence operatives solely for revenge against her husband. Why the fuck isn't this guy in jail already?
Well, his heart was removed from his chest but he just keeps on living. Jail ain't nothing to the undead.
Speaking of hearts, is it wrong of me to want to perform an Aztec ceremony on the guy?
Also too, refusing to comply with Executive Orders because the Vice President is now part of the Legislative branch, I just decided.
Yeah, what is the big fucking deal, anyway?
I'll say he's right. George Will said the minimum wage should be zero, and if that isn't support for slavery I don't know what is. But every time somebody makes a truthfully blunt assertion like that they turn around and take it back, like Maher with the cowards lobbing bombs and gutsy hijackers, etc. Might suck, but still true.
Side note (not boob). What is it with these female pundits going for the glamour shots? Really? Because they def. want to be taken seriously as deep thinkers? It's not working, ladies.
"Because they def. want to be taken seriously as deep thinkers?"
No, because they're attention whores.
Believe me, if the males could get more attention by showing a little…
neck, if you know what I mean…
they'd do it in a heartbeat.
Someone told Beck he looked sexy with his blackboard so he's been tied to it ever since.
Thank you for your advice, we're so glad you're concerned about President Obama's re-election chances. Next will you please tell us that you've heard it from your best Democratic sources that the only thing better than dumping Vice President Biden for Secretary of State Clinton would be to dump Vice President Biden for former half-term Governor Palin. Thanks again. Goodbye.
Who wants to take advice from a Concern Troll?
Dingdingding!
Megs, if you need a hug, meet me at that motel in Eloy.
Eloy? Is that a new thong fabric?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Eloy.jpg
Actually still have a soft spot for Eloy from long ago when the car's water pump blew-up and I coasted into Eloy. Shop just off the highway had me with a re-built one back on the highway in about an hour and a half. Notalotta $$$ either.
I feel the same way about Tutumcari, New Mexico. While I was waiting for my notalotta $$$ repair, the nice lady in the repair shop office told me her young daughter hated her name Katrina ever since the hurricane. I think about that kid from time to time.
I'd still do her. Dove "Real Beauty" figure and all…
Hell maybe I could hump the conservatard out of her…
I just realized that the second part of this comment is probably the most sexist thing I have ever said in a public forum…
Am I a Republican mole, and just don't know it?
It is okay to be sexist if you know you are being sexist.
Fuck the stain away.
This is what they are going with to distract from the "show me the money" issue?
To be fair, Megs could've been a good distraction, but they shouldn't have let her say anything.
I can never really hear or see anything Meghan does, because I am focused on her rack.
Sorry Megs, but I live by the 'always do and think the exact opposite of Sarah Palin'. That you agreed with the TundraTwat gives me a sad.
Cocktail parties AND airports? That covers just about every place I can imagine.
Serious discussion in those places is more important than in quiet rooms.
Who the fuck would you talk about this with in an airport who you weren't already accompanied by? She's making that up!
Bartender? Baggage handler? Custodian?
"Hey, random Delta employee. Don't you think NOBAMA should dump Joe Biden and take on that woman who hired Mark Penn as her campaign advisor? When has Mark Penn ever been wrong about anything?"
If Megs dictates a column and not a a single fuck is given does anyone care?
If Republicans want to win in November, all they have to do is one simple thing: replace Paul Ryan with Sarah Palin for vice president.
or Replace Romney with a handsome begonia.
Or, hey! Replace Romney with Palin!
(moohahaha)
Replace Romney with Palin and replace Ryan with a pack of arctic wolves.
A pack of Arctic wolves would be more compassionate than ryan, and probably easier to train.
Sarah! can shoot all but one from a helicopter, and the crafty survivor will become her VP pick.
Did they fire her tits, too? 'Cause that's the best part of Megs.
When I think of either Clinton, I just hope that their self-interest aligns with the best interests of the country.
Somehow, I don't worry about that hidden agenda with Handsome Joe Biden…
Nailed it.
All these huge Hillary fans in the GOP! Wait till she runs in 2016. Rethugligan amnesia will rear it's head again!
I doubt their memory will last a day past November 6th.
Well of course they love Hillary Clinton, and aren't just pretending to do so in order to try and create strife among Democrats; I mean it's not like they spent years demonizing her and making shit up like calling her a lesbian and claiming that she had murdered a good friend who committed suicide, who they also claimed was her lover even as they continued with the lesbian thing, or anything.
Not to mention all those repugnant slurs they like totally didn't heap upon her daughter.
And they totally didn't have bumper stickers in the 90's saying "Impeach Clinton, And Her Husband, Too!". No sirree, they did not.
Nor did they spend much of the 2007/2008 campaign demonizing her again, then to suddenly switch and start acting like they liked her when it became clear Obama would be the nominee. Nope, not at all.
Yeah, I don't remember any of that, either.
And don't forget, her chocolate chip cookies had poison in them.
I just hope that if she sends real muffins (not the euphemism kind), that they don't come from that crummy bakery that dissed Handsome Joe.
That would be the wrong interpretation of "One hell of a", although I could see the source of the confusion there.
She should send them to Mittens. HE knows from baked goods, right?
He knows they're the gateway drugs to coffee…
If Republicans in general and $arah Palin in particular are saying this, it's a pretty good bet that they don't have the democratic party in their best interest. Besides, Barry has two solid people on his side that can help him win in November…Romney and Ryan.
Rmoney/Munster – Egads, my neighbor just put up a sign for those twin twats and it's making my eyes hurt. I'm so tempted to make it have an accident, but the Karma gods are keeping me from doing that. I'll just get a couple of Obama signs instead.
In Seattle??!
I’ve said this many times before: I don’t know why anyone, on either side of the aisle, gives a fuck about Meghan McCain. She is quite possibly too dumb to get a job on Fox, and she can’t write for shit. She's basically Courtney Stodden in a grey blazer.
There are only two reasons to even give a thought to her: the left one and the right one.
Her ovaries? Cause, if I got her pregnant, the palimony would set me up for life.
And I love how she says every sentence with an upward inflection like she is asking a question. And how every third word is "like". What the fuck are you 12?
Well, sort of a chubby Courtney Stoddard.
I'd rather hear what Snooki has to say about politics. And I really DON'T want to hear what Snooki has to say about anything.
Meghan McCain: a little less than tits, a little more than stupid.
I'm estimating that Megs has 'a hell of a muffin' top. But I DID NOT ask anyone to prove it.
Oh, Megs McCabe. Too bad I can't unfriendster her, but I never much liked her anyway.
Yeah, I said it.
Now Meghan McCain is saying it! Is any further confirmation even necessary?!
Yes.
I need to confirm that rack.
I really do appreciate the GOP being concerned about how important it is to carefully pick a VP. I do not know how we have gotten this far without their invaluable advice.
Yeah, they have such a great track record themselves.
I feel like the Republitards are just picking on Handsome Joe for not being part of their 1%.
Marijuana McCain.
If anyone needs to spark up a fattie – it's her and her uptight dad.
Are you insinuating that we set her on fire? Cause I'm totally down with it.
Hahaha!! Good one!! I totally set myself up for that!
I thought nowave was implying that Megs is a DOPE, but he didn't want to be too BLUNT about it.
She just needs to DRY OUT a little first, too wet to burn with all that Gin soaking her…
It would help me move on from this terrible experience if I could just play with those right wing titties for awhile. Maybe slap an OBAMA 2012 sticker on them. How come conservatives don't care about my needs?
"The woman whose main claim to a pundit gig is that _______"
I think you ended this sentence incorrectly. Handsome Joe would agree that the reason might be her big fucking deals.
Now she's at least as qualified to be a pundit as Luke Russert.
Oh, you heard about them too!
Meh-gan, no more motorboards from Wonkette.
From now on in, only waterboats.
"Democrats (or all Democrats who are Jon Stewart maybe?) is soooo embarrassed by Joe Biden, who said “chains,” which outrage was not in the least manufactured by desperate Romney campaigners being desperate, desperately. "
The "chains" outrage makes no sense to me. Who's supposed to be outraged? Black people?
Don't think so. Republicans are working feverishly to suppress black voter turnout and they expect us to freak about the use of the word "chains"?
Is it white southerners who are supposed to outraged for Handsome Joe co-opting their dog whistles?
Is it Wall Street? Are they outraged because Barry hasn't been as nice to them as Republicans even though they've managed to thrive during his time in office? Fact is, under a real progressive president, most of them would be either in jail or unemployed.
Any of my fellow wonketters speak wingnut?
You're absolutely right. They won't spell their logic out because a) they didn't think it through, and were only trying to win a couple of news/fundraising cycles, and b) they don't want to engage on their party's hostility to black voters because then they'd be churning out even more gaffes. However, they are so busy high-fiving each other in public on their voter-suppression that they have no choice but to go all-in with their explicit Racism. So Joe wins.
Well, "chains" by itself they might have overlooked, but coming less than a week after Joe saying the word "father"?
This outrage will not stand.
My best guess?
The manufactured outrage du jour over Biden speaking the word "chains" is supposed to convince people that Democrats are the REAL racists.
Everybody she meets in airports and cocktail parties? Translated, "I just made this shit up." Along with the phony agreement crap.
Reminds me of the late, great George Burns: "Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair."
So Megan McCain was, until recently, your BFF? And come on, admit it, will be again soon? That reminds me…..
The French satirical weekly to which I'm addicted, Le Canard Enchaîné, has a recurring comic strip about "Les Boeufs", with one kind of central figure and then a bunch of his friends. I puzzled for awhile about what the heck that title was getting at, but then I recognized that it was a kind of bilingual text-age pun. The French "Boeufs" is a rough phonetic approximation of how a francophone would attempt to pronounce "BFFs", an acronym that has crossed the Atlantic. Literally, "Le Boeuf" means "the beef", or more aptly in this case "the steer" or "the oxen".
I just thought you all would find this interesting. Why it happened to come to mind in this post in particular, I can't figure out at all.
I "heart" France and swear I was a Frenchwoman in a past life. I'm going there for the fourth time next fall – if the world doesn't end on my birthday like everyone's expecting.
Wait… Is that duck enchanted, or chained?
Mon francais est mal, et mechant, et malade, et mauvais.
It means "the chained-up duck"or (perhaps closer to the intended meaning) "the enslaved duck". Long story, the short form of which is that in 1915, when the parody newspaper was founded, there had been a newspaper called "L'homme Libre" ("The Free Man"). Hence: "The Enslaved Duck".
(Apparently there were some additional jokes bound up with the title that turned on slang uses of "canard", that have passed from common use. Not sure what the additional overtones were.)
—-
Edit: Just did some reading around, and sad to say, my conjecture about
BoeufsBeaufs** – though Fields-medal calibre brilliant – was 100% wrong. "Beauf" is the cartoonist's coinage, short for "Beau – frère" i.e. "brother-in-law".**(Sigh – my mind substituted a spelling that made sense to me. Bad mind! Bad!)
Why it happened to come to mind in this post in particular, I can't figure out at all.
With Megs, the question "où est le boeuf?" is always paramount.
MOTORBOAT!!!!
Honestly, I think tits makes a great point here, and we probably shouldn't be so tits as to completely tits a reasonable tits just because it came from tits.
Since when are the McCain women besties with Sarah Palin??
Since hell froze over due to the total lack of global warming.
Since Sarah could see them from her house (in Scottsdale)?
Beccs! I love it when Donald Trump says "YOU ARE NO LONGER EMPLOYED." Never gets old.
"I HAVE INFORMED YOU THUSLY" — Sheldon Cooper
"OH DARN" ~Homer Simpson
As the old adage says, people who live in nine houses should not throw senseless drivel.
Oh, it's nine houses is it? I will never forget when Grampy McInsane was asked how many houses he had and replied, "I don't know, one of my people will get back to you on that." That had to be THE most eletist damn thing he could have said.
I'm sure after that major league flub Rmoney is making sure he knows how many houses he has just in case he's asked the same "gotcha question" by the liburrrral media.
Well the McCains are pretty astute when it comes to choosing VP candidates.
What, Rebecca? Does this mean I shouldn't fantasize about Meghan's casabas anymore?
I would have a sad.
BALLZ!!
No, wait, that's not right …
Buttsechs!
No, that's not quite it, either…
I do not know a single Democrat who wants to be rid of Biden. We LOVE Biden! Megan, on the other hand, we're not that thrilled about.
Well, I'm hearing at all the cocktail parties that she is fucking Luke Russert, and frankly, doesn't this make too much sense to not be true?
I don't hear her denying it!
And we know HE won't.
Boobies.
Dear John, oops I mean Meghan,
There is not enough space between us. Go fuck somebody else!
-Wonkette
Also too, why have there been no tweets from Migraine Mommy about this?
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA
joe biden had 36 years in the senate, chaired judiciary, chaired foreign relations, negotiated with actual russians you can't see from your house over SALT II, chaired the bork and thomas hearings and spearheaded the Violence Against Women Act.
but!! juggs mccain and snowbilliy grifter say he is stupid.
That was a pretty much perfect rebuttal to Megs McMoron's… thing.
I think that would fit on a billboard. Go for it. And make sure Uncle Joe can see it from the train.
Meg's boobs, we hardly knew ye.
If nothing else, I gotta hand it to her — she did a great job of parlaying a total lack of talent (combined with great family connections and a really, really recognizable last name) into a decent level of semi-fame. She's not hard to look at, but she's not nearly as smart or erudite as you can tell she really, really wants to be. She'd be a lot better if she, y'know, did some research every once in a while.
Barry's already wearing Mom jeans per Mitten's instructions, so this should work out fine.
Yes, but "Look at that ass!" means something entirely different when you're looking at Barry in Mom jeans than it does when you're looking at Mitt in Mom jeans.
Nothing but a desperate attempt by the repukes to distract from the political nightmare that is Paul Ryan. Biden is going to tear his ass UP in the debate!
Joe is going to whoop his ass and send him to his room.
Blonde heiress and scion that she is, I like her anyway. But Meg- they offered Hilary the VP job, she wants the one she has now, it has more influence in the world, she does it well. So, I mean, she's doing what she wants.
Bumper sticker idea #151
"Crocodile Tears for Hillary!"
"Trying to distract attention" sounds more like a Meghan-lieteracy-level grammatical construction, not something that would come from the White House. Amirite, Megs?
Until there is a sex tape involved, I can not think of any reason to waste time considering anything that comes out of Megan McCain's mouth.
"If Democrats want to win in November, all they have to do is one simple thing: replace Joe Biden with Hillary Clinton for vice president.
This is a pretty popular sentiment—it seems like the only thing Republicans and Democrats can agree on. It’s something that people have been saying to me everywhere from cocktail parties to airports since President Obama has been elected to office. "
I've never heard anybody say this.
Maybe I need to get out more.
I've never heard it either and I live in Arizona where I'm surrounded by Republicans and I personally know all the Democrats.
"It is going to take a hell of a muffin basket to win our friendship back after this one, Megs McCabe"
Which, ironically, she'll have no trouble purchasing at the Farmer's Market.
This is a pretty popular sentiment—it seems like the only thing Republicans
and Democratscanagree onmasturbate over."Sarah Palin recently went on Fox News and said the same thing: if President Obama wants a sure fire way of getting reelected this election cycle, Hillary would give him “a darn good chance of winning.”
Uh, right, because, by gosh and by darn, who's to know better what goes into winning the vice Presidency?
*falls on floor laughing and pounding fists a la "You want it when?"*
I bet that this titmonster bimbette can't discuss anything about Hillary's politics without sounding like an ignoramus. In fact, I doubt if she knows a damned thing about Hillary's politics. And, no, titmonster, your dad's drooly rants at the dinner table over scoops of applesauce DO NOT count as valid information.
Why do people keep referring to Biden's comment as a "gaffe"? I've been saying for years that, if the Republican leadership had it's wicked way, they'd be able to shackle and sell non-pale people as slaves just like the ol' boys of the confederacy always wanted. This is a surprise to anyone?
Have you noticed how Biden's comments are never "gaffes" to the people he is addressing at the time?
So, how did that Rush Limpballs calling out for all his listeners to go out and vote for Hillary in the primary thingie back in 2008 work out for you?
Not so good? Then STFU…
Malibu Stacy says what?
"This is a pretty popular sentiment—it seems like the only thing Republicans and Democrats can agree on. It’s something that people have been saying to me everywhere from cocktail parties to airports since President Obama has been elected to office."
Funny how no one brought it up in the media until last week…
When the ice caps have all melted and the entire globe is covered in water her talents are going to come in very handy.
Right now, meh – not so much.
The weirdest part of this wave of pro-Hillary hype is the knowledge that had Mrs. Clinton won the 2008 election, she'd have faced opposition similar to what the current president does (just substitute "secret Muslim" with "radical feminist" and "socialist" with "socialist"), and everyone would be clamoring about what a terrible disappointment she is as the first female president.
McWho?
because of the size of her tits, Megs just raised the unemployment rate to 8.4%
Perhaps this will teach Wonkette the same lesson I learned from bitter experience years ago: no more Republican girlfriends.
I want my ring back.
Megs is so upset she's texting her best friend who IS NOT a sticky bun like "you people" would suggest.It is also not true that Meghan sweats when she swims. Eww that would be gross.
Yeah, but I did essentially that in a Volkswagen Dasher loaded down with suitcases and household items, so I wasn't all that impressed.
Quel frottage! Uh, attendez…
You'd be asking for trouble — giving the Sun God that seared little raisin for an offering would only make him mad.
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