Kick A Poor With ‘Forbes On Fox’!

  who would jesus kick?

This is odd: in a four-minute segment on our hero baker lady who simply does not care to sell her sticky treats to those gross food stamp families, fully two separate people bring up the Civil Rights Act and how shop owners may not discriminate against entire classes of people! Huh. Weird. But never fear, others step into the breach to remind us that shop owners have a right of association (as, of course, does the farmer’s market that wanted the baker lady to participate in their EBT-accepting token system in the first place), and that sometimes people on welfare buy cigarettes and tattoos, and that states are looking into that … somehow. (Obviously, Poors are not buying tattoos or cigarettes with their food stamps, but somehow the state will ensure that they never use Money to purchase legal products that the state finds gauche.) Anyway, the whole thing ends as it should, with some man person intoning, “What a shame that we’ve erased ‘shame’ from society. Why can’t we make someone embarrassed for living off others?”

Why can’t we indeed! When your Editrix’s older sister was home raising two small twinlets, say around 2008-2009, said sister’s husband was laid off from his job selling construction equipment. Luckily, they got an absolutely princely amount (seriously, it was a very nice amount) of EBT (food stamp) benefits each month, in addition to cheese, milk and eggs from the Women Infants and Children dairy-supplements program. If you wanted an omelette, you went to our sister’s! (But don’t worry, they are white.) And every time our sister went to the store and swiped her EBT card, the cashiers would snort and sigh and frown and grumble and really carry on. Did our sister feel the shame those cashiers intended? Yes she did, so thanks, ladies! But that shame was not going to open up any construction-equipment-selling jobs any faster. (The only cashiers who were unfailingly pleasant were those at Trader Joe’s, as they were too busy earning a living wage and listening to awesome music all day while they worked to be cunty to poor people.)

Are poor people gross sometimes? Sure! Do they sometimes make bad decisions? Certainly! Do we all make bad decisions, except some of us have a buffer that will keep things from devolving too quickly? We do! Look at Donald Trump, for example. He once claimed to be poorer than the poorest homeless person on the street, because of how he owed $8 bazillion in one of his many (many) bankruptcies. We found that statement to be … inelegant, as his extreme poverty wasn’t stopping him from sleeping in a princess bed and dining off golden plate.

But sure, let us all shame people on food stamps; they can just go out and get one of the jobs the GOP keeps blaming Obama for the nonexistence of.

Anyway, here’s the awesome kicker to our tale: our sister’s husband — who is a wonderful brother-in-law, and loves our sister very much — is a Fox-watchin’ Romney man through and through, and thinks we should cut welfare, because of course he does.

[MediaMatters]

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274 comments

    1. memzilla

      My idiot millionaire brother-in-law — who believes every word that spews from Faux News like it was The Gospel; and who (of course) believes that Teh Poorz are suckling off the gummint tit for no good purpose; and who also (of course) believes that if you're rich it's because you deserve to be rich, and if you're poor you deserve to be poor — had no compunctions against arranging to get his mother full benefits from the Medicare/Medicaid system.

      1. Redgyal

        Easy explanation…..they don't see that as wrong because they believe that they are the only ones paying taxes and thus things like Medicare, welfare, etc. are theirs by right.

        1. foxypuppet

          Yes, & this is despite the fact that they will spend hours & hours thinking up schemes to avoid paying a dime more in taxes than absolutely required…

      2. second_gen

        Right there with ya. My teabagger brother in law lives in a Habitat for Humanity home, has 3 children on government assistance, and it trying to use the HAMP program to fix his mortgage, that was a Habitat-interest-free till he remortgaged it. He loves to talk about everyone else's need to exercise personal responsibility

        He even has a van with NOBAMA! and all other manner of filth painted on it. LOL Right above the "GM" badge, a bumper sticker that says "I refuse to buy Union Made!"

        1. MissNancyPriss

          I think you may need to build a tumblr site around your brother in law. I am fascinated and need to know more.

        1. JustPixelz

          It would be nice to have a snappy retort that would work. "There's more proof of Obama's birth in Hawaii than there is that tax cuts create jobs." Or, "too bad the facts are against you".

          But it's willful ignorance. Like the meme that "Obama goes around the world apologizing for America". The Google can't find where he said anything like that anywhere. I call this the "one minute debunk". Something that would be outrageous if it were true. But one minute with google shows it's not true.

      1. ahnc

        then neuter them and take away their doggie bowl food stamps.

        for some odd reason i don't feel safe around Republicans.

    2. IonaTrailer

      If you like to walk away when a baby is drowning, you might be a Republican.
      (assuming it's a brown baby)

      1. tessiee

        An oldie, but a goodie:

        Ethics class teacher: OK, suppose you're walking through the park and you see an unattended baby…
        Karl Rove [interrupting]: Steal the baby! Steal the baby!
        Harriet Miers: Karl! That’s awful!
        Rove: Do you know how much you can get for a healthy baby?
        Condoleezza Rice: Oh, you just want to sell it. I was worried there for a minute.
        Rove: Jeez, what kind of monster do you think I am?
        Cheney: Is the baby white?

        http://buffalobeast.com/88/ethics666.htm

    3. HamsterSandwich

      A friend of mine’s mother is a staunch Republican who would not vote for a Democrat even if it was Jesus Christ Almighty. However, her mother is on her 25th year of Social Security and has extracted about 800% more than she contributed, she’s on Medicare and she sees a doctor or specialist every-other week, her real-estate taxes are subsidized by the taxpayers, she pays no income taxes, but gets back an “earned tax credit” in the thousands, her son, 61 years-old, has been on disability and Medicare for ten years, even though he could work if he wanted to, her grandson, 31 years-old, has been on Medicare for 10 years and receives state subsidies such as daycare reimbursements and food-stamps, and his son who is on Medicare. This woman and her family reap hundreds of thousands each year from the taxpayers, but thinks that only Democrats are on the dole and Obamacare is a Socialist’s conspiracy.

  1. bumfug

    What fun is it to give poor people enough to keep from starving if you can't piss on 'em when they use it?

    1. bikerlaureate

      Only an ingrate who didn't know their place would complain about the golden stream of humiliation.
      Maybe next time they'll get a job so they don't need a handout and a "free bath", etc.

  2. finallyhappy

    I wouldn't think you could ask him to explain how he took food stamps but now thinks we should cut welfare. Like my BIL who love Romney and he likes to pretend he understands Romney/Ryan's crazy plans. Also because he will have access to my sister's excellent gov't healthcare in retirement- also will be living off her pension and inheritance- not his lousy Social Security. So easy to talk about cutting this and that when you have someone else's money to support you.

    1. memzilla

      See my reply to ahnc above. Your BIL must know my BIL.

      BTW, my BIL's proudest moment, which he continually brags about given the least conversational opening, is the time he went golfing with Karl Rove.

    2. anniegetyerfun

      My brother-in-law's dad, who I have to see WAY to often considering that I am not technically related to him, spent YEARS on welfare as an unemployed young father. Two of his three children (not my brother-in-law) have been living with the help of government assistance for years.

      HATES welfare, and poor people.

    3. commiegirl99

      Oh no, I yell at him about it every time I am at their house, with my gentle murmurs about how he is a FUCKING IDIOT. He loves me anyway, which is how good a brother in law he is, despite being a FUCKING IDIOT.

      1. Lascauxcaveman

        I guess he sounds like he's a nice enough parrot.

        Just repeats things he hears on FOX; has not a clue in his simple avian brain what they mean.

      2. Willardbot9000_V2.5

        I know…it's almost become a joke that any given family* will have at least one dumb fuck family member who is a wingnut. In my family it's an uncle, thankfully one I wasn't related to by blood. This fuckhead was a member of the Colorado state legislature but got booted out after being repeatedly sued for sexual harrasment (looks like Heman Cain has a wingman!). He's everything you think of in regards to Republican: fat, bald, corrupt, selfish, greedy and hypocritically moralistic (3 wives and some other…uh, nastier buried shame which surprisingly doesn't involve boys or men). I'm glad he didn't try for higher office because I would definitely have phoned and worked with his opponent to defeat him…and to top it off, god I hate fucking wingnuts.

        * white people, most minority families are spared having to deal with that one wingnut fuckface during family reunions

        1. MittBorg

          I hate to say it but some of us minorities *do* have the occasional wingnut fuckface to contend with. Seems to be less common among us, though, I will give you that.

          Shout-out to the charming fellow who was trying to inveigle our very gay friend into a marriage with one of his homely daughters with the promise that "those blackies" didn't live in his expensive gated community!

        2. tessiee

          "I know…it's almost become a joke that any given family will have at least one dumb fuck family member who is a wingnut."

          Cousin Baboom [not his real name] who has been a dumb bastard since he was born, has friended me on facebook. In the blank for his political views, it says, in its entirety, "Ronald Reagan".

          The only saving grace of that is that every so often, someone posts an accurate Reagan quote that proves that the senile old shit was actually in favor of the middle class, or whatnot, and I get to forward it, and imagine the wood burning in Baboom's tiny, sloping cranium.

          Also, his horrible, bleached-blonde, slutty mother is exactly like Petunia on "Futurama".

      3. Willardbot9000_V2.5

        The "shame" these fuckfaces think doesn't exist has always been there and any kid who's ever been mocked in the schoolyard for their mom using food stamps or for wearing thrift shop clothing or Payless shoes knows how it feels. But the truth is…who really should feel less dignity? My family was dirt poor growing up and we aren't exactly wealthy now (though myself and some others are using education to climb up) but at least what we had we appreciated. Romney, Forbes, Trump, the Kochs had everything given to them because they were just the right ball chowder…and for all their bluster they know they themselves didn't earn what they have so they have to attack other people and be sociopathic creeps to feel good. Really they are just hollow pricks and emotionally stunted children lacking depth and intelligence but having too much money…I say tax the fuckers.

        1. tessiee

          "they know they themselves didn't earn what they have"

          "Born on third base, and thinks he hit a triple"

          Also, many upfists for "ball chowder"… um… that doesn't seem right…

    4. Negropolis

      Jeeze, these in-laws. Good grief. Given that 90% of us blahs are Dem or something ridiculous like that, we have crazy in-laws, but their conspiracy theorists who feel comfortable in spouting about "how the government is coming to take their (fill in the blank)" while voting for every "big government" politician you can think of. lol It's annoying enough, but I couldn't imagine having to associate with the Republican-brand of crazy.

  3. Callyson

    "Maybe she will shame some of those on the dole to get back into the working world"

    Yeah, like the fucking children who get food stamps? Like *me* back when I was a kid?

    FUCK you, you fucking worthless piece of fuck!

    1. T3rbo

      you should have tried harder-if it weren't for socialism, you could have pulled a coal car in a mine somewhere, like most honest people do everywhere else. I blame Roosevelt for all of this….

    2. MittBorg

      (Hugs Callyson) These people, with their horrible, hateful, hurting words. It's like they don't give a shit about those people who might have once suffered in poverty.

      1. tessiee

        Somewhere, on some level, at least some of these assholes realize that the only reason they're on top is because they got a lucky roll of the dice.
        Since this hurts their fee-fees too much to contemplate — and since the next logical thought, namely that a run of bad luck could land them in the mud with the rest of us peasants, is too terrifying to even think of — they pretend that the world is fair, and that life is a meritocracy, and that they somehow *deserve* to be rich, and that the poor somehow *deserve* to be poor.

        Also, Uncle Reagan told them some story from a 1947 issue of "Boys Life" where some plucky poor person succeeded through hard work and thrift, and if Uncle Reagan said it, it must be true.

        1. MittBorg

          I think I remember being that way myself once. Misfortune sure does knock the arrogance out of a body, don't it? I don't wish it on anyone, but it's the best teacher. May this lady learn the lessons that she so seems to need.

    3. bikerlaureate

      Getting "back into the working world" is purely a matter of choice.
      Yeah.
      There is no conceivable circumstance in which anyone, in any part of the US, would fail to get back into the working world once they decide they no longer want to sponge off family members or the gubmint, etc.

      I would crawl under my bed and wait until the bitterness faded if I had one.

  4. Callyson

    "But this bakery owner is getting really villified"

    Yeah, how dare people react to her poverty – shaming?

    Bitch.

    1. T3rbo

      Right, because food stamps come with a huge dose of pride. as in "We did it, we get $130 a month FOR FREE! I'm going to tell everyone I know!"

    2. Butch_Wagstaff

      Someone needs to really tell her that bad publicity isn't always better than no publicity. Particularly during a time when almost 50 million Americans are receiving SNAP benefits (last time I checked it was around 48 million and that was months ago–it's maybe higher than that now).
      When her business goes belly up, she'll probably blame Obama & not her own idiotic business decisions.

      1. Butch_Wagstaff

        SNAP benefits = EBT. SNAP is what it's known as here so I tend to say either "SNAP" or "EBT". Same thing, though.

    3. Willardbot9000_V2.5

      Really…next thing you know they'll be shamed for stomping a homeless guy. What kind of country is it when a cruel, judgmental and pointless exercise in discrimination is not celebrated? The only upside I see to this is that every one of these assholes slings really unhealthy food. What we need now is for someone who runs a deep fried lard business to hate Muslims and maybe we can cull some 'baggers when they all run like trained sheep to support the latest bigot-star. There is an upside here, people and it's type II diabetes and heart disease.

      1. miss_grundy

        Considering how hard it can be to stay in business when there are so many people cutting back on "luxuries" you would think that if you could sell your baked good to someone who could pay cash or pay through food stamps, you would sell your stuff to that person. What? Is the state not going to cover the food stamps? The bakery owner is still going to get paid–so why discriminate? Perhaps this lady should lose her business, have a hard time finding a job and then apply for food stamps. And when someone treats her, the way she treated her almost-customer, she'll have a better idea of how to treat others.

        1. tessiee

          No, she won't.
          See also, "The Only Moral Abortion is My Abortion" .

          Warning: I don't recommend actually reading that article if you're prone to high blood pressure, or if you're bothered by loathsome hypocrites

        2. MittBorg

          Here's what makes me angriest about this: is this bitch going to stand there, if some lady with a little kid comes along, and the kid asks for a baked goodie, is she going to stand there with her mean skanky bitch face hanging out and say "NO"? I'm all in favour of sprog discipline and against tasty baked goods for anyone but my own hypocritical-assed self, but even my concrete heart couldn't resist those little-kid-sad-puppy-eyes. And if she can, I hope she gets hemorrhoids so huge, her ass-cheeks never touch a chair again.

    1. tessiee

      Listen, Sharkey, it's too bad you have a bite missing from your fin — but we all TOLD you not to hang around with those killer whales, because they were up to no good!

  5. Lascauxcaveman

    our sister’s husband — who is a wonderful brother-in-law, and loves our sister very much — is a Fox-watchin’ Romney man through and through, and thinks we should cut welfare, because of course he does.

    No more fucking omelettes for you, Mr. Wonderful!

  6. anniegetyerfun

    Well, I was feeling inspired until the last paragraph, and now I want to stab someone in the face.

  7. MinAgain

    "Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me."

    So go ahead, Fox. Keep heaping disgust and condemnation on top of Christ's head. You'll get yours one day.

  8. johnnyzhivago

    These idiots actually believe that if Jesus was here today he would be a hedge fund manager, drive an Escalade and an F350 Dually, open carry a .357 Magnum Car Stopper and listen to country music.

    1. tessiee

      And not even the GOOD country music, like Hank Williams Sr. and Patsy Cline — asswipes like Charlie Daniels and Toby Keith.*

      *I *think* Toby Keith is an asswipe, unless I'm thinking of somebody else.

      1. bikerlaureate

        Wikipedia sez…

        In October 2008, Keith told CMT that he had left the Democratic Party and has re-registered as an independent. "My party that I've been affiliated with all these years doesn't stand for anything that I stand for anymore," he says. "They've lost any sensibility that they had, and they've allowed all the kooks in. So I'm going independent." He also told CMT that he would likely vote for the Republican ticket, partially because of his admiration for Sarah Palin.

          1. bikerlaureate

            That's what I don't get. I'm weird, it's true, and in addition Palin never did it for me. I don't know what it's like to have that bad of a case of semen backup. Even if she never opened her mouth, I've already read quotes attributed to her.
            Can't imagine what she'd be up for that could offset the idea of her being followed around by the nuclear football.
            Then again I never got a chubby for Eva Braun either…

  9. LetUsBray

    What a shame that we’ve erased ‘shame’ from society. Why can’t we make someone embarrassed for being a horrible loathsome right-wing dipshit?

  10. anniegetyerfun

    Is there any other reason why this baker is such a cunt about food stamps? I mean, does she somehow receive LESS reimbursement for EBT purchases than she would for cash? I know doctors who claim to actually lose money on Medicaid/Medicare reimbursements, but that's not what she's saying, is it?

    Sorry I have to ask, but I can't bring myself to actually watch anything from Fox News.

    1. foxypuppet

      I can't bring myself to click either, but am also wondering if she signed a contract with the Farmers' Market & agreed to accept EBT? If so, she's clearly in breach of contract & they should kick her sorry ass outta there.

      1. anniegetyerfun

        No doubt she's in the wrong – I was just wondering if she had a case to make other than “I hate poor people and I want them to feel bad.”

        1. commiegirl99

          Her stated reason is that she makes desserts, and so they are not nutritious as should be required with food stamps.

          Of coure, she also sells them at the FARMERS MARKET, which is also intended to be nutritious.

          1. anniegetyerfun

            Huh. Interesting that she chooses to advertise her goods as lacking in nutritional value. Good selling point!

          2. cheetojeebus

            There was a story on NPR about Farmers Markets beginning to take stamps. The example in suburban DC ? took in very few, so my intuition on this is she has nothing to loose by this stance as she probably has had maybe one or two people at most pay with them. This was just a savvy way to glom onto the Chick-fila phenom. Craven bitch that she is.

          3. Carrabuda

            I did research on this very topic a few months ago. In the state of North Carolina, the vast majority of farmers markets do not accept SNAP. I'm glad to hear that it may be better elsewhere.

          4. foxypuppet

            Our local market in SC has accepted EBC & WIC for a while now. I hope this brouhaha isn't going to stir up problems for farmers markets that do this…

          5. comrad_darkness

            Ours accepts some kind of public assistance coins. I confess I've never been down that road, Thank the FSM, so I'm not quite sure what they are. I have taken the time to watch the responses of the sellers to taking them (because I can choose from a lot of sellers). They've all behaved neutrally. The shame seems to always be on the side of the users of the coins. Seriously, no one needs to turn the knife for these people. They've got that covered already.

          6. Negropolis

            Weird, my local farmers' market has been taking them for years, but I live in Michigan, which had been in a recession for years prior to the Great Recession, so that may be the reason.

          7. cheetojeebus

            Here's the NPR story I referred to. http://tinyurl.com/cm3qxrf
            They mention pretty low numbers, 3,500 etc for the whole market per year.
            I think it's a good thing and hope it expands. Fresh fruit instead of fruit rollups …

          8. finallyhappy

            Ok- so the chocolate pistachio heavy butter croissant at our farmers market is healthy? I'm telling my internist when she gives me crap about my cholesterol next week.

    2. Jukesgrrl

      The supermarkets in Arizona LOVE food stamps. Their profits would be cut in half otherwise. They all have 10% off days for the oldz, too.

  11. JCE1985

    Yes! Denying opportunities to disenfranchised people across the board will totally help them! I mean it's been proven to work before!

    What? Me, worry about another Gilded Age? What's that?

  12. aklibtard

    Where the fuck was the shame of bankers when they took a few hundred billion dollars in a bailout while still living in penthouses and fucking high priced hookers? Did Forbes gnash their teeth over that one?

    1. not that Dewey

      That's a different color money. If we didn't give those hundreds of billions of dollars to the banksters, we wouldn't have been able to use it for something else. Just like War $$ — only redeemable for war, not for feeding or educating people.

  13. Blueb4sinrise

    I guess it's Saturday Story Time © on Wonkette [possible new feature? You're welcome R.S.]

    I know a Jeebus- Lovin', Muslin -Obama -Hating, Repu. on some disability, V.A. using 'Nam Vet who will exchange some use of his EBT card with other JLMOHR people for cash, for SUV gasoline [anything else? dunno, possibly rolling tobacco.... that's the story though] whence these other people will use the card to buy luxury items like avocados, strawberries, and kale.

    Should I notify the authorities?
    No, I won't do that.

    1. MittBorg

      Much as I dislike his politics, I don't see how he's harming anyone. I guess I'm saying that would be my test. If he was doing actual harm to someone, I'd turn him in without thinking twice.

    2. schvitzatura

      SNAP munnies are fungible to help support petro-dependence to Muslins and Big Tobacco, huh?

      IOKIYARVVWGHBSOISEA

      I'd go all Inspector Javert on the bunch of them, as how can we allow for this hypocrisy to go on? Dignity would be for him to take mass transit and grow, process, and smoke his own organic tobacco.

  14. zippy_w_pinhead

    Jesus said “Bring them here to me,” And he directed the people to sit down on the grass. Taking the five loaves and the two fish and looking up to Heaven he said unto them "Fuck off you bunch of moochers and leeches, get your own Dad Damned loaf! Pull yourself up by your sandal straps, you lazy poors!!"

    1. Negropolis

      Either that, or Republican Jesus would have sold them at marked-up prices. You know, 'cause…Free Market (!) and shit.

    2. miss_grundy

      Actually, Jesus fed like the 5,000 people who came to hear him that day with the loaves and the fish and after everyone was physically fed, he then fed them spiritually, by giving the Beatitudes speech. It's a wonder that Repubs do not really live by the Beatitudes, even though they love to call themselves Christians. These people have given Christianity a bad name.

    3. DahBoner

      "Don't follow me. Think for yourselfs–listen to Rush and Fox and Rove and believe everything they say"

  15. GregComlish

    Fuck yeah food stamps! I had those motherfuckers when I needed them the most. People have no idea how desperate you get when you're running out of resources. The worst thing is how rapidly your ego boundaries collapse. You being to feel like you can't control anything in your life. And then food stamps come along and all of a sudden you gain some serious control in your life, you get the power to put the groceries of your choice in the fridge. If you want cheese, you can have cheese. If you want V8, you can have V8. If you want frozen pizzas, you can have frozen pizzas. I spent many a good night dining with the Red Baron thanks to American Food Stamps. And eventually I worked my way out of poverty. If I didn't have food stamps, I probably would have killed somebody.

    Nobody is a capitalist once they start starving.

      1. Lascauxcaveman

        V8 isn't much of a meal.

        But take that V8 and add some fresh ground black pepper, a little Tabasco (or Tapitio, that how I take it) a dash of lemon juice, and then you got something.

        For after dinner, add a shot of vodka, a little Worcestershire sauce, and you're set for the night.

    1. schvitzatura

      Except hidden capitalist Jean Valjean aka Ultime Fauchelevent. Stolen loaf of bread thingee.

      Today, he could be a Fregan, due to the abundant petro-foodstuffs that go to waste.

    2. finallyhappy

      I don't talk about it anymore(although I have a "friend" who does and tells others) but 40 years ago- for 6 months I got food stamps from DC(and not much either). I used them to buy hippie food(beans. grains, millet- never ate it again!, tofu) from a food coop – in those days, I didn't have a credit card or any way to borrow money

  16. Chet Kincaid_

    It really is depressing that 2000s social media and Web commenting has made it absolutely clear how little progress our country has made on the subject of racism — which is of course 97% of what this food-stamp resentment is about. In the 80s and 90s, minorities could assume that's what the majority of white people were thinking, without having it waved in our faces all the time; more annoying back then were the Pollyanna white people who would get on their high horses about "no more racism" and "What?? I never see any!" Those people have finally shut up, thanks to their "BILs on Facebook." But that's cold comfort. I heap a big pile of blame and disappointment on the Baby Boom generation for this appalling state of affairs; despite taking the entire credit in the media for what smaller groups of minorities, women, war-protestors and radicals did in the '60s, they are too much the spitting image of what a few of them used to call "The Establishment."

    1. Pithaughn

      mrs Pith and were just discussing this am, there should have been a revolution when Nixon was pardoned. The oligarchs realized then they had complete control and could fleece us at will, sheep that we are.

      1. tessiee

        "there should have been a revolution when Nixon was pardoned. The oligarchs realized then they had complete control and could fleece us at will, sheep that we are"

        I just spent the last 10 or 15 minutes googling this without success, but there was a group of government officials around the Nixon era who tried their best to undermine the gains we as a nation made during the 1960s. I don't still have the link, but I remember that my comment was something to the effect of, "It's strangely a relief to know that we failed not because we were weak, or because our ideas were wrong, but because of the concerted efforts of a group of very powerful people".

          1. tessiee

            It was a branch of the FBI called COINTELPRO, using the considerable power and resources of the FBI, and paid for by…
            why, that would be you and me!

            "covert operations under the official COINTELPRO label took place between 1956 and 1971.[2] COINTELPRO tactics have been alleged to include discrediting targets through psychological warfare; smearing individuals and groups using forged documents and by planting false reports in the media; harassment; wrongful imprisonment; and illegal violence, including assassination [...] COINTELPRO resources targeted groups and individuals that the FBI deemed "subversive,"[7] including communist and socialist organizations; organizations and individuals associated with the civil rights movement, including Martin Luther King, Jr. [...] and other civil rights organizations; black nationalist groups; the American Indian Movement; a broad range of organizations labeled "New Left", [...] almost all groups protesting the Vietnam War; [...] organizations and individuals associated with the women's rights movement; even Albert Einstein, who was a member of several civil rights groups"
            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COINTELPRO

          2. foxypuppet

            I've heard of COINTELPRO, but I swear I didn't help fund it since I wasn't even born in 1956.

            Except probably retroactively, so yeah, we're all probably guilty anyway, and that makes me sad.

    2. T3rbo

      Yeah, this is the ultimate dog whistle issue. I always watch pundits, on the tv, very closely, like they are going to just start winking when they say things about how lazy 'people' are that are on welfare. The argument is NOT that people are on welfare because they are lazy, the argument, which is no longer polite to say, is that a certain type of person (wink wink) is inherently lazy (wink), and that type of person is set up (wink) to take advantage of entitlement programs(wink wink wink) from birth.
      And I agree, all of this country's problems are thanks to asshole baby boomers (present company excluded?). How in the fucking hell can you be a hippie but love Nixon at the same time? Not sure, but I know plenty of ex-hippies who did, and these same terrible pieces of shit hate the fact that all mexicans (not too many blacks where I live now, so messicans have to do) get everything for free, while white people get nothing.

    3. comrad_darkness

      I'm not sure as much of this can be attributed to racism as to classism. People with crappy self-esteem like the baker here need to look down on others to feel better. The crappier the lives of those below them, the better they feel. It's like the government is taking away their buzz high.

  17. pinkocommi

    If you've ever heard of Cypress Grove chevre or their legendary Humbodt Fog, the founder Mary was a single mom with four daughters and on welfare around the time she started that company. People who are welfare are not losers and even if they are they deserve enough food to survive.

      1. pinkocommi

        Somewhere in the world there is a little boy named Humboldt Fog Tresniowski. That's right. The cheese is so good, people have named their baby after it, despite it being a ridiculous name for a kid.

      2. MittBorg

        I knew once you commies took over, it would be the end of ARE FREEDUMS. Now we have to eat stinky French cheese made by hippies in SF? Man, gubmint cheese has come a long way.

  18. ttommyunger

    Reality Check: The Power Brokers on the Right LOVE Welfare and Food Stamps and will NEVER kill either. Why? 1- Big Retail makes Billions from sales. 2- Banksters make Billions every year from Transaction Fees. 3- Republican Politicians feed their frightened and hateful Base with class warfare hate-speech against the recipients who, ironically, are mostly white.

    1. foxypuppet

      The Farm Bill. Don't forget the wheeling & dealing that is traded for Food Stamps in the Farm Bill. Much has been conceded to the agribusinesses, Monsanto, Con Agra, etc. so that the Dems can keep the poorz from starving…

    2. miss_grundy

      Thank you for saying it. Most people in this country do not realize that the majority of welfare recipients are white. Perhaps these people who think that only blahs or messicans are recipients should be parachuted down into those sleepy little southern towns where the whites are awash with food stamps and welfare checks. Then, perhaps, they would shut up. Or they can go see their kin in Appalachia.

        1. Jukesgrrl

          Especially thank you for acknowledging the zillions banks make off the use of "food stamps," now cards that slide through scanners and appropriate the spoils to the proper institution without that old pesky paperwork that created a jerb. Most people have no idea about that. They haven't even thought of the fact that the money the taxpayers "give" the poorz is actually spent immediately at stores owned by their country club buddies. So the means of the transaction is extra far from their "minds."

          1. ttommyunger

            The Republican ideal Economy truly is “Trickle Down”. The question is, will the spigot be turned so far closed that the trickle is eventually insufficient to provide the bare necessities? A hungry man with hungry children has little concern for law, custom or the rights of others. It could become very interesting. Would this be the Government's impetus for militarizing our police and extending intel-gathering into every corner of our private lives? Time will tell.

          2. Jukesgrrl

            If people get mad enough all the gates the rich can put on their “communities” won't save them from the anger and they know it.Yes, I think that's partially the impetus for the growth of repressive policing.That, and it makes a lot of the 1% even richer.Privatized prisons, privatized army, and all the usual “defense” contractors feeding at the trough.

    3. Negropolis

      Bing-fuckin'-O.

      The gulf between the their party elites and their base is ridiculously wide. Every movement or party has some space between their base and elites, but the totally cynical nature of Republican elites when it comes to dealing with their base is just astounishing in its breadth and depth.

      Where the hell do these mouth-breathers thinks the foot stamp money goes once someone spends it? Assholes. The cognitive dissonance is suffocating.

    4. tessiee

      There's an old cartoon by R. Crumb (who had his fair share of problems and then some) satirizing one of those Sunday morning pundit talk shows. The first guy, Professor Wasznowski, got the discussion going with the following opening remark:

      ""Kick the n*ggers off Welfare" is something you hear a lot in conversation these days. But that won't work because…"

      yes, it was in part a cheap shock laugh, but also, it was making fun of the tone-deafness of thinking that it was something you heard a lot in conversation (and also that you would never really hear it on a talk show). the difference is that nowadays, you probably *could* hear it a lot in conversation, if you hung out with Rs.

      1. ttommyunger

        The Spirit of Reagan (Welfare Queens) is alive and well in the Grand Old Party, they've just updated their code words.

  19. Chichikovovich

    our sister’s husband …. is a Fox-watchin’ Romney man through and through, and thinks we should cut welfare,…

    Well that's the last straw. Sorry Rebecca, I'm sure your BIL is a decent husband and all that, but next time I need a sideboom or a front-end loader I'm taking my business someplace else.

  20. Chichikovovich

    our sister’s husband …. is a Fox-watchin’ Romney man through and through, and thinks we should cut welfare,…

    He is going to pay us taxpaying hardworking taxpaying American taxpaying taxpayers back, right? Sit down with the calculator and figure out how much he was given in food stamps and in aid from charities that took government grants, then send a check for that amount to the Treasury?

    'Cause I'm sure he would like to erase the shame of having lived off of the hard work of others.

  21. coolhandnuke

    In our Oregon coastal hamlet, there was a woman who took over the responsibilities of managing a struggling bar/restaurant. Word leaked that she was taking the produce, meat and essentials she received from the local Food Bank and using that food in the restaurant menu to save money and cut corners…totally illegal. But what added insult to injury, this woman is a well-known stereotypical christian fundamentalist right winger who lives in million dollar trophy home and drives a Hummer.
    The restaurant closed shortly after her misdeeds were aired and I believe she left town.
    *I forgot to add that she had her cook use her EBT card to buy food for the restaurant with the promise she would be reimbursed–which she reneged on.

      1. foxypuppet

        She's probably working for Halliburton now. Or Bain, or Blackwater or Con Agra or Monsanto, etc. You know- one of those companies that hasn't benefitted at all from government assistance… Or that private business that Ryan didn't run for 3 years…

  22. cantijustread

    Looks like these people at Fox forgot to be angry at WalMart for making billions in profits for accepting the benefits from the poors. But I guess that is okay because freedom and all.

  23. mavenmaven

    One always justifies and even sanctifies one's own economic hardships, but that other guy in the same situation- he's a parasite sucking off the government teats…

  24. salt_bagel

    Every time I see a story like this, I smile, because I know I'm growing my portfolio of complex shame derivatives.

  25. BarackMyWorld

    "I'm turning down that $35,000 a year job so I can collect $50 a week in food stamp benefits and live in run-down housing in a bad neighborhood," said no one, ever.

    1. MittBorg

      That *must* be how they see it. They're that fucked in the head that they can drive past housing projects and ha-ha about how THEY would never live there, and mock poor folks for driving beater cars or wearing crappy clothes, and it never dawns on them that if poor people actually HAD a fucking choice, they would choose to live in a nice apartment in a nice neighbourhood and make loads of nice munniez. The fucking fucks.

    2. BenGleck

      Yeah, I was receiving 1/4 of my pay in benefits. How do you live on a 1/4 salary, pay rent and such.

  26. CrunchyKnee

    How uniquely American – having no compassion for your fellow citizens. White Jesus sang about it with Skynard back in the 70s I think.

        1. BarackMyWorld

          He's a total douche…but I can't really get mad at the guy who played Mr. Incredible, though.

  27. Mittens Howell, III

    I'd like to use some of my savings from hiding taxable income in Swiss bank accounts to buy this scrumptious bag of chocolate-chip-on-my-shoulder cookies and, what the heck, I'll have a handful of those haterdoodles while I'm at it.

  28. dennis1943

    As we get closer to the election,the cacaphony of derision and division will escalate to an unimaginable crescendo………..i'm nearly numb already………but i WILL NOT capitulate……

  29. coolhandnuke

    I have heard the proposal/analogy, in right wing circles, equating the use of a library card to that of an EBT card. It is not that far-fetched to see this as reality–defunding libraries–should they win in November. Remember what Reagan did to the California library and education system–which was one of the finest in the world–while he was Governor, then pumped up the prison system. And ask yourself, how often do you see the rich, the one percenters and the Tea Party ignoratti in any library–cuz I don't.

    1. CrunchyKnee

      Tea baggers ride their Hoverounds to the teh liebarry when they wanna order up some moovies.

    2. littlebigdaddy

      First they came for the library card holders and I did not speak out because I had a Kindle.

    3. Midway117

      They do, however, FOIA library budgets to make sure the books are checking themselves out and no one there is making a living wage.

    4. foxypuppet

      It's bad enough giving kids food for their tummies. but food for thought is downright dangerous. Why, they might actually find a copy of the Constitution or something, & realize they have rights!

    5. tessiee

      "how often do you see the rich, the one percenters and the Tea Party ignoratti in any library"

      There's a Hispanic or Latino family I sometimes see in my branch of the library — two stern-looking parents, and several children that appear to be scrubbed within an inch of their lives. Sometimes the children translate for the parents. If they had no library to go to, it would make me very sad.

    6. Jukesgrrl

      They can close the libraries if they want to, but they're going to miss the librarians who are the only ones helping the poorz access their benefits now that most states require all the registering and filing to be done on computers.

      Apparently Republican legislators are under the impression that homeless people all have iPads and there's internet access under every bridge. But since that's not the case, librarians are now, by default, social workers helping desperately poor, elderly, and/or mentally disturbed people — many of whom are veterans and others nearly illiterate — claim their benefits.

      1. foxypuppet

        Shuttin' down them libaries means the poors won't have no place to get no help? DOUBLE WINZ!!1!

  30. Misty Malarky

    This is beginning to sound like the new American Dream:
    -Open a business selling unhealthy, disgusting food.
    -Refuse to serve or make hateful speech about minorities/poor people
    -Watch the Jesus money ROLL IN!

    1. MittBorg

      And this is actually very good, because in a few years, these horrible Jebus munnies ppl will all have exploded from myocardial infarcts and we can get back to the business of making the world a better place.

    2. tessiee

      -Open a business selling unhealthy, disgusting food.
      -Refuse to serve or make hateful speech about minorities/poor people
      Complain loudly and publicly how you're being victimized, persecuted, and discriminated against for your religious beliefs
      -Watch the Jesus money ROLL IN!

    3. valthemus

      It's like how Christians who don't hate gay people aren't really Christians… rich people who don't hate the poor aren't like *real* rich people.

  31. DahBoner

    But America was founded as a Christian Nation, which gives us
    The Freedum® to Disobey Jesus and Hate Our Poorer Neighbors!

  32. viennawoods13

    I'm not clicking on that vid, no siree, but anyone else think she's using Sarah's optometrist and hairdresser?

  33. PubOption

    I love the chyron text at the bottom of the screen when the video is not running.
    Baker refuses to take food stamps as payment…making it the second deadliest day in Iraq since US troops …

  34. PubOption

    Old Saying: No trader cries out "stinking fish".
    Baker Lady: My pies have no nutritional value.

  35. SoBeach

    This is how it's done. Get the 50% who are working poor to blame their troubles the 25% who are destitute. Genius.

    1. tessiee

      "Divide and conquer" has been a successful ploy since at least the days of the Roman Empire.
      Amazingly, the dividees never sem to catch on.

  36. barto

    Well, if your a poor Republican it's much much better to just think of yourself as a temporarily inconvenienced millionaire (t/t J. Steinbeck).

  37. rocktonsam

    that show amazes me. what are those smiling smug cocksuckers always smiling about?

    Did they see foxy Liz's tits?

    Those people will get their comeupance some day, probably.

  38. Negropolis

    Who would Jesus kick? Well, the only thing I remember Jesus kicking is the asses of the money changers in the temple, so, yeah. Jesus quite literally hulked out on them. Jesus SMASH!

    BTW, let's play this game:

    Q: "Why can’t we make someone embarrassed for…"

    A: What is "being racist dickheads, Alex?"
    A: What is "being a shitty banker who robs the pensions of the oldz?"

  39. RedStateLefty

    Exactly why Food Stamps should be cashed out and given as income to recipients rather than electronic benefit transfer. And besides politicians, if the SNAP(formerly FSP) was abolished, you'd hear more howling from the grocers than the recipients.

  40. justincasetoo

    I am afraid accusing Republicans of ignorance is taken as a compliment by them. But I will do that anyway in this case because the simple fact is that since Shrub (Bush) finished fiddling with the food stamp program you can: 1) Own a million dollar home and still get food stamps + b) Have million of dollars in a retirement account and still get food stamps + c) Drive around in a pretty fancy car and…..yes, still get food stamps…..This has been true for at least eight years now. The only thing you CANNOT have is a lot of cash in the bank. Now any thoughtful person can put all that together and figure out who ALL can really qualify for food stamps….just the poor and unfortunate? Nope!!!!

    Don't have to take my word for it…just go to the Social Security Administration web site. It will take only a minute's worth of reading to figure it out

    1. Negropolis

      I think you're a bit confused. The reason for this "fiddling" was the make sure families could own thing likes cars. The Republicans recently tried to roll back qualifications based on assets which would have left a lot of families quite literally stranded, particularly in places with zero to little mass transit. People with junkers were being kicked off the rolls because they dared own a piece-of-shit car to get to the job training centers. This "fiddling" wasn't meant to give millionaires food stamps; that wouldn't even make sense in even a consipacy theory kind of way.

      1. bobbert

        IRAs weren't meant to include value-exploding tax shelters for the very rich, either. Unintended consequences happen. In the case of food stamps, the very real benefit to millions of poor recipients undoubtedly outweighs the occasional benefit to the undeserving better-off.

  41. SayItWithWookies

    You know, there's a lot less poverty in economies without boom-and-bust cycles that occasionally wipe out regular people's savings without warning and dry up investment money so nobody can hire workers.

    And we're not talking about extremely regulated economies either — only those with pretty normal levels of regulation such as Glass-Steagall, regulations against usury like payday loan shops, and a level of food and housing security that these FOX fools would find appalling. Of course comparable industrialized nations would find them appalling too, though for exactly opposite reasons — namely their parsimoniousness rather than their largesse.

  42. MittBorg

    What horrible people. Dad used to sneak food to the kids that lived at the end of our street because their old man was a hopeless drunk. Dad always made sure they got a little something to line their poor little stomachs.

    1. RadioBowels

      What a great story my friend. Generosity is a spiritual principle to be admired. And this fond memory of your father warms my socialist heart.
      {Hugs MittBorg}

      1. MittBorg

        (Hugs you back) Anything good in me, I'm pretty sure I got from Dad. He was born to a wealthy family and lost it all before his kids were born, but I never saw him treat a poor person as anything other than just another human being. And he literally gave the shirt off his back to those who needed it whenever he could. This woman just disgusts me so much, I can't tell you.

        1. RadioBowels

          She really is a sociopath. And now a teabagger hero! Srsly, it does make me nauseous and sad for my species.
          My dad too was a gentle giant who respected me and taught me tolerance and charity.

    2. tessiee

      My mother is a retired teacher. During the 50 years of her career, the school she taught at went from lower-middle-class to dystopian hellhole — I mean, kids getting raped/killed on the way home from school, stuff like that.

      Every Hallowe'en, we got to keep about half of our candy, and Mom brought the rest of it to her school. when I was little, I resented that. then I got a little bit older and saw 1) how excited those kids got over even one piece of candy, 2) that I would not take a kid trick or treating in that horrible neighborhood IN A DAMN SHERMAN TANK!!

      PS I eventually figured out to sort out the half of the candy that I didn't like… Annnnd now we're back to circus peanuts.

      1. MittBorg

        Wow, your parents were so trusting, they let YOU sort the candy. Ours knew better.

        We didn't have Hallowe'en, but at any holiday if we got gifts, we were permitted to keep one or two of the toys we liked best, and our parents would give the rest away. We used to cry and kick up a fuss as kids because our spoiled little friends got to keep THEIR goddam toys, and Mom fixed that by taking us to see the recipients of our involuntary generosity. It's hard to hang on to your Teddy bear or doll or fancy train set when some other little kid is playing with empty bottles and rags.

        WTF happened, tessiee? Our parents (nutty as my Mom was) taught us to be good human beings and good citizens. What the hell kinda parents does this Cookie Monster have, that she turned out so fucking *mean*?

  43. glamourdammerung

    Some people have so little to be proud of that they have to go around looking for and even imagining negative things about others to be pleased with themselves.

  44. RadioBowels

    I can't wait until the health insurance companies refuse to take the Ryan coupons…fuckin' freeloaders.

    1. MittBorg

      No health insurance company will EVER insure people over 60 except at astronomical rates, for the simple reason that they cannot make a profit otherwise. It's a pity the nation is so fucking innumerate, because anybody with a working brain cell and basic math skills could figure this out.

      1. RadioBowels

        *Gack* You are so correct. All of this lunacy to give tax breaks to the rich. And don't touch the Militardy-Industrial-Socialist Complex. Smugness as the icing. Maybe I should be dusting off my passport.

          1. MittBorg

            Hell to the yeah. Gettin' little wetsuits made for ALL the fuckin' cats. They're gonna have to swim sooner or later, weatherliar sez a LONG BAD winter ahead.

        1. tessiee

          "don't touch the Militardy-Industrial-Socialist Complex"

          "Nothing is off the table — schools, police, firefighters, medicare, social security — nothing."
          "How about cuts to the military and their $100 ashtrays?"
          "DON'T TALK CRAZY!!"

  45. mosjef

    Food stamp users prevented from buying overpriced baked goods devoid of nutriional value. Thank you skank lady. You can shove that extra pineapple tart up your twat..

  46. Negropolis

    BTW, where the hell was the shame when the banks came begging for billions-upon-billions of dollars for actually fucking up our financial system? Yet, it's the poorz breaking the bank, right, what with their food stamps and forecloures and such as, right? You know, this is what I liked about Occupy. It was someone finally answering this bullshit propoganda that corporate welfare was good while social welfare was bad.

    I can't tell you how much this galls me, and how mad I am that when these lies were being cooked up that our side didn't try everything in our might to stop this shit from sticking.

    Don't these fuckers realize they are begging for a revolution? This can't keep going on without an answer.

    1. tessiee

      "our side didn't try everything in our might to stop this shit from sticking."

      Some of them did, but then our masters in the corporate media told us that we weren't supposed to perceive that any more.

  47. lulzmonger

    You libtards are plainly trampling on this innocent lady's religious freedumb!

    Can't you see that she's a member in good standing of "The 101% All-American Church Of Jesus Christ, Fuckface"???

  48. tessiee

    Crawl line:

    "Baker refuses to take food stamps as payment, making it the second deadliest day in Iraq since U.S. troops left"

  49. bikerlaureate

    Surely Trader Joe's is doing something wrong, somewhere, but no interaction I've had with 'em in 15 years has revealed it.

      1. cheetojeebus

        Formerly owned by some sketchy german Billionaire brothers (I think they're now deceased?) who also own Aldi's. Very savvy about the grocery biz. Aldi's is a good option for the poorz. A little money can go a long way there.

        1. bikerlaureate

          Wikipedia tell me this (but says "Citation needed" a couple of times too, so caveat emptor)…

          The individual [German Aldi] groups were originally owned and managed by brothers Karl Albrecht and Theo Albrecht; Karl has since retired and is Germany's richest man. Theo was Germany's second richest man until his death in July 2010.

          Trader Joe's was founded by Joe Coulombe and has been owned, since 1979, by a family trust set up by the late German businessman Theo Albrecht, one of the two brothers behind the German discount supermarket chain Aldi.

          TIL Aldi is derived from "Albrecht Discount".

    1. MittBorg

      Even if we didn't have enough to go around, the right thing to do would still be to share and be content with a smaller portion — and hand out free BC tout-suite.

  50. PuckStopsHere

    She doesn't need to shame people. My dad died when I was five and my mom was left to raise five of us alone. And being a little kid and not knowing any better, I felt ashamed a little bit when I'd see my mom use food stamps at the grocery store. I'm not proud of this, but like I said I was a little kid and seeing my mom paying with food stamps made me feel like EVERYBODY KNEW we were poor. No, this woman doesn't need to shame people. The act of having to depend on a handout does that all by itself. But shame on her for trying. Cunt. Bitch.

  51. Self-Uploader

    Yeah, I'll admit there's a judgmental part of me that cringes a little when I see the person ahead of me on the supermarket line buying chips and 64 ounce sodas with their EBT cards. But basically I tell that judgmental asshole to shut the fuck up because it's absolutely none of my business.

    Bakery lady is the kind of sour scold who is empathy-impaired. She is not as awful, however, as those sleazy pundits talking about "welfare" and being "on the dole" when they probably know damn well that food stamp recipients are mostly the elderly, children and the working poor and if there were no food stamps there'd likely be much more pressure for a living wage.

    What the fuck is wrong with these people?

  52. Negropolis

    Hero Baker Lady: "Let them eat Hostess snack cakes!"

    And to that I say thank you, 'cause those little fuckers are tasty. Sno Balls FTW.

    1. Carrabuda

      Dark indeed. I can't even chuckle at that because it basically encapsulates many of my fears about this election and the future of the US. Things are really going to shit. I have about 30 more years on the planet, with luck. Question is, is that good luck or bad?

  53. shelwood46

    I feel bad for today's children on food stamps. Back in my day (the '70s), when my family was on the Stamps, in addition to the dollars being play money bills, there were also little plastic coins in the various demoninations. Even poor moms tend to let kids mess around with spare change, at least until the end of the month. Those plastic discs were awesome tiddlywinks. There's no way kids get to play with a debit card, and it's not a good toy anyway.

  54. valthemus

    "Did our sister feel the shame those cashiers intended? Yes she did, so thanks, ladies! But that shame was not going to open up any construction-equipment-selling jobs any faster."

    Oh, well, sure! Let's let Commiegirl blame the job creators! Just because they aren't creating jobs it's all *their* fault, right, Commie?? Was your mommy a commie too? WAS SHE?!? WAS SHE A COMMIE MOMMY?!?

    I'm going to go gargle with some Milwaukee's Best to get the taste of socialism out of my mouth!

  55. usuhname

    What a shaaame that you cant not sell some obesity-rich pies. What a shaaaame they don't go hungry. What a shaaame good honest people cant shoot dem' mexicans in their own streets.

  56. Misty Malarky

    My grandmother was a 1970s Little Old Lady on Social Security.
    That government cheese she got made the best damn grilled cheese sandwiches ever!
    No foolin'!

  57. bibliotequetress

    As I ranted a few days ago, I have bought Ever So Humble pastries myself, almost weekly when she sold at a farmer's market in my old neighborhood. The memory of that keeps flaring up & pissing me off— I mean, I dropped bucks to get pastries for events at my job, for Thanksgiving, etc. I know beyond any shadow of a doubt that another of her regular patrons sold smack for a family out of Rhode Island– not only was this a well spread rumor around our little corner of Dorchester but he was eventually busted and, to the best of my knowledge, is still doing time now. I knew him slightly because we shared a neighborhood bar (yeah, Boston…) and we saw each other at the market and talked about how much we liked the pies.
    So, she doesn't like taking EBT. As a Christian, she should hate taking money garnered from crime and from damaging families. Maybe she'll donate a few thousand dollars to N.A. or, even better, Dorchester Youth Collaborative to make up for taking drug money?

    (This post also emailed to Ever So Humble pie company)

  58. comrad_darkness

    >is a Fox-watchin’ Romney man through and through, and thinks we should cut welfare, because of course he does.

    As long as the Blahs starve more than he does, all is good.

  59. Benny

    Wo.

    This segment took all the joking and sarcasm right out of me.Holy shit.These assholes are all smiles about it too.Moda.Fukas.

  60. labman57

    Kicking people in the head while they're struggling to pick themselves off of the ground does not make one great.
    If you need to do so in order to feel superior, then you have simply confirmed that you are actually quite small.

    This is what happens when your political convictions dictate that empathy should be regarded as a character flaw.

  61. An_Outhouse

    I'll bet money that her 'bakery' is completely subsidized by her husband. I'd want that bitch out of the house too.

  62. kittensdontlie

    Sorry, I am a strong believer in the right of 'free association':

    Baker lady—-EBT Shame-a-thon charter member
    Cakes, Cookies& Pies—-Good Eatin'
    R-Hypocrites—-Have an eye full of beams(Matt7/3)

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