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MonkeyMotion's avatar

"Karl Rove has been stricken by a rare neurological disorder that's debilitating, excruciatingly painful, and causes constant vomiting and diarrhea. It's incurable, though not fatal. Ironically, his medical insurance doesn't cover the condition, so after exhausting his life's savings, he'll spend the rest of life in some dank back alley drooling and shitting himself in lonely agony."

Hey, I can dream, can't I?

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Chris Grrr's avatar

That'll teach those jocks in a long-ago Texas high school for being mean to him.

"Burn it down. Burn it <i>all</i> down."

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