INVESTIGATIVE POLITICAL REPORTING  2:07 pm August 17, 2012

‘Fox & Friends’ Investigates the ‘Lesbian Cabal’ Running DHS

by Jim Newell

Pretty light day on Fox News’ illiterate dementia variety hour, Fox & Friends; the muppet crew, plus Geraldo, only entertained questions about one federal department being run by a “lesbian cabal.” Let’s up the game a bit for Monday, Fox & Friends?

Raw Story provides the background so we don’t have to:

According to Gretchen Carlson, James Hayes, an official with the New York’s Department of Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) is suing Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano alleging that he was passed over for a promotion because he is a man. Suzanne Barr, chief of staff for ICE Director John Morton, has voluntarily stepped down as a result of charges made against her by Hayes, who claims that Barr “created a frat house-type atmosphere that is targeted to humiliate and intimidate male employees” within her department.

So Geraldo immediately asks, “Is the subtext of the Department of Homeland Security scandal that there is some kind of lesbian cabal? That there is some kind of same sex takeover of this agency?” We’d like to give credit to Geraldo for calling them out on this, since “ha ha look at all the people we assume to be lesbians being lesbians” is precisely the subtext that’s driving the story in hilarious wingnut blog posts, but Geraldo doesn’t appear to be calling them out so much as laughing along with the joke.

“What do you think?” professional television host Steve Doocy responds. Geraldo adds, “It just seems like everyone is talking around it. Is that really what people are saying? That men are disadvantaged and that women, specifically lesbians, are ruling the roost there?”

Which gives way to professional television host Brian Kilmeade performing his world-famous routine of taking offensive stuff seriously:

Brian Kilmeade answered that “we don’t know for sure” if there is a lesbian cabal at the helm of DHS, but “it’s easy to come to that conclusion that there is a different type of glass ceiling separating the Homeland Security Department in this case.”

[Raw Story, Mediaite, video via TPM]

 
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MLHencken August 17, 2012 at 2:08 pm

I always knew Geraldo was a lesbian.

Self-Uploader August 17, 2012 at 2:13 pm

He's certainly looking more like one as he ages.

mrblifil August 17, 2012 at 2:15 pm

Whatever went down in Al Capone's tomb when the camera's got turned off, shit was freaky.

yellojkt August 17, 2012 at 3:01 pm

Don't know about being a lesbian, but according to his former father-in-law Kurt Vonnegut, Geraldo is definitely a douche.

Preferred Customer August 17, 2012 at 2:10 pm

“created a frat house-type atmosphere that is targeted to humiliate and intimidate male employees”

I know those words, but that sentence doesn't make any sense.

SorosBot August 17, 2012 at 2:14 pm

Yeah, frat houses tend to be targeted towards humiliating and intimidating women, not men.

not that Dewey August 17, 2012 at 3:45 pm

Plenty of males are humiliated and intimidated in frat houses. But by other males. It's always the males doing the humiliatin'.

Fare la Volpe August 17, 2012 at 5:35 pm

The only humiliation I ever had in a sorority house was when I finished the bottle and had to drink the worm.

not that Dewey August 17, 2012 at 5:47 pm

The only humiliation I ever had in a sorority house was when my band played a pledge dance and I hit a sour note in a Replacements' song.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 17, 2012 at 2:24 pm

You just don't understand how it feels to be judged by your body and not your mind. It is so hard to be a man now days with women constantly leering at you. I don't know why they even came out of the kitchen if this is how they are going to treat men.

One_who_wanders August 17, 2012 at 2:30 pm

It goes along fine until you get to the penultimate word.

Typodong3 August 17, 2012 at 2:31 pm

Yes well there's a RICH history of women's fraternities humiliating and intimidating (not to mention sexually abusing) college age males. It was only a matter of time before they moved up to the DHS.

One_who_wanders August 17, 2012 at 3:01 pm

Just thinking about it makes me tear up for the poor little waifs . . . .

boobookitteh August 17, 2012 at 2:11 pm

Well, if 'everybody' is talking about it, it must be true.

NellCote71 August 17, 2012 at 2:25 pm

This should only be talked about in quiet rooms, for pete's sake.

starfanglednut August 17, 2012 at 9:06 pm

In the light of day, after the election.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 17, 2012 at 2:25 pm

If by "everybody", you mean far right batshit crazy bloggers and FOX, and by "true", you mean far right batshit crazy bloggers and FOX.

Preferred Customer August 17, 2012 at 2:33 pm

Hey, have you heard all the people saying I won the lottery? I'm not saying I won–I'm just asking the question.

horsedreamer_1 August 18, 2012 at 3:23 pm

You mean, like Steve Doocy running a black tar heroin operation out of the FOX News offices? I heard it's on the Internet, so must be true.

Gratuitous World August 17, 2012 at 2:11 pm

right after this, I'm sure they'll cover the 2 lesbian teenagers who were murdered last month for liking eachother.
any minute now.

mrpuma2u August 17, 2012 at 2:18 pm

Of course, just like any stupid Hollywood slasher, any promiscuous action is immediately and harshly punished by the killer. Message is always teen sex = DEATH.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 17, 2012 at 3:00 pm

You don't expect FOX to dirty their news with facts and truth, do you?

sbj1964 August 17, 2012 at 2:11 pm

DHS Department of Homoland Security? Fox & Friends strikes again.

SnarkOff August 17, 2012 at 2:11 pm

We should have known when Janet arrived for her first day of work towing a U-Haul.

ChernobylSoup August 17, 2012 at 2:13 pm

Nice!

Oblios_Cap August 17, 2012 at 2:15 pm

was she wearing flannel?

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 17, 2012 at 2:26 pm

She was blaring the Indigo Girls.

SnarkOff August 17, 2012 at 2:20 pm

Why, thank you! It is my second day commenting here. Been lurking for 150 years.

Jus_Wonderin August 17, 2012 at 2:26 pm

Yet, your comment style "sounds" very familiar. Good job.

ChillBill August 17, 2012 at 2:20 pm

…with a Subaru Outback.

C_R_Eature August 17, 2012 at 3:08 pm

And a Midland's wire dog crate in the back with a winning Show rosette hanging on the door.

CthuNHu August 17, 2012 at 3:51 pm

…left-handed.

ChernobylSoup August 17, 2012 at 2:11 pm

Geraldo will broadcast live as he breaks through the rainbow colored glass ceiling at DHS. What will he find?

SnarkOff August 17, 2012 at 2:13 pm

A cache of flannel shirts and Indigo Girls CDs.

Typodong3 August 17, 2012 at 2:33 pm

But first he needs to get on his knees and draw a detailed plan of the Lesbian Cabals troop movements in the dirt.

WhatTheHeck August 17, 2012 at 3:44 pm

An ancient hieroglyph of two pairs of scissors

Halloween Jack August 21, 2012 at 3:31 pm

A signed 8X10 glossy of k.d. lang to notorious lesbian Alice Capone.

metamarcisf August 17, 2012 at 2:12 pm

The glass ceiling that Kilmeade should be worrying about is the one separating his frontal lobe from the rest of his brain.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 17, 2012 at 2:26 pm

There's a rest?

barto August 17, 2012 at 2:12 pm

Oh Geraldo, a lesbian cabal, how HOT is that? Don't you just wish, Mr. Pants-around-his-ankles!

Baconzgood August 17, 2012 at 2:13 pm

What the fuck? Maybe no one is talking about it because it's insane?

not that Dewey August 17, 2012 at 2:23 pm

That's not a reason.

sharethegrief August 17, 2012 at 2:34 pm

Perfect.

mrblifil August 17, 2012 at 2:14 pm

The lesbian cabal going on in my mind is a lot different from the one going on in Geraldo's.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 17, 2012 at 3:01 pm

Actually, I bet it is not.

Oblios_Cap August 17, 2012 at 2:14 pm

I'll take one for the team. I'll volunteer to work with the lesbian who wants a little c*ck in the back of her throat.

starfanglednut August 17, 2012 at 9:07 pm

Be nice.

SorosBot August 17, 2012 at 2:14 pm

So the all-powerful lesbian cabal is moving beyond its traditional control of women's basketball and tennis; soon they may control the world!

Fare la Volpe August 17, 2012 at 5:46 pm

Or at the very least Ace Hardware!

Local_Mojo August 17, 2012 at 2:14 pm

So, he is "The Gay Cabellero"?

1940 – Cisco Kid. Nailed it.

"In a case of mistaken identity, the Cisco Kid and his sidekick Gordito arrive in town only to learn that Cisco has been declared dead. Even worse than that, before he died, Cisco was accused of having tried to steal Susan Wetherby's land. Cisco must prove both his identity and his innocence."

OneYieldRegular August 17, 2012 at 2:15 pm

Wait, noted intellectual heavyweight Brian Kilmeade, whom even Gretchen Carlson dismissed as being a patronizing, paternalistic chauvinist is now concerned that men might be at an unfair disadvantage instead of being at their usual unfair advantage? How shocking is this!

Baconzgood August 17, 2012 at 2:15 pm

How can there even be dykes with a mantastic beef cake like this around?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Geraldo_Rivera_

(it's safe for work but you girls will still want to go into the rest room and rub one off)

tessiee August 17, 2012 at 3:21 pm

Looking at this picture, I can only conclude that Geraldo has been a douche at least since 1970.

starfanglednut August 17, 2012 at 9:08 pm

Gah! Wtf? My eyes!

Halloween Jack August 21, 2012 at 3:34 pm
ChernobylSoup August 17, 2012 at 2:15 pm

Should of known something was up when I saw the border control Subaru.

ChillBill August 17, 2012 at 2:16 pm

They should recruit unemployable Micheal Steele to run this "investigation." From what we've heard, he's quite the expert.

ManchuCandidate August 17, 2012 at 2:16 pm

I'll bet they claim that there are 69 lesbos working in the DHS.

OkieDokieDog August 17, 2012 at 2:16 pm

Isn't this the plot of a "Will & Grace" episode?

Butch_Wagstaff August 17, 2012 at 5:48 pm

It's the episode where Karen wakes up under a pile of lesbians from the DHS.

misantropo August 17, 2012 at 2:16 pm

Steve Doocy is a compete idiot.

mrpuma2u August 17, 2012 at 2:16 pm

Is this some kind of fantasizing about "lesbian bureaucrats gone wild!" ?!?!? WTF?

CivicHoliday August 17, 2012 at 2:17 pm

Waaaaaaaaa boys aren't automatically being promoted over girls, it must be a conspiracy!

starfanglednut August 17, 2012 at 9:09 pm

Zactly.

bumfug August 17, 2012 at 2:18 pm

In Geraldo-speak, "Lesbian Cabal" = "Chicks who Wouldn't Fuck Me If I Had A Golden Dick".

FakaktaSouth August 17, 2012 at 2:27 pm

Oh my god I AM a lesbian. I knew it.

NellCote71 August 17, 2012 at 2:28 pm

= most of the female population.

Blueb4sinrise August 17, 2012 at 2:18 pm

YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RadioBowels August 17, 2012 at 2:28 pm

You owe me a new motherboard!

Blueb4sinrise August 17, 2012 at 2:47 pm

Sorry.
I believe that MittBorg takes care of such things.

Come here a minute August 17, 2012 at 2:19 pm

DHS always wins in softball on the Mall — IT'S A CONSPIRACY!

SorosBot August 17, 2012 at 2:19 pm

And I, for one, welcome our new lesbian overlords.

BigSkullF*ckingDog August 17, 2012 at 2:26 pm

Thank you! We promise to be benign and generous rulers as long as you are nice to animals and promise to recycle.

SorosBot August 17, 2012 at 3:44 pm

I'll be nice; why I've even been rewatching Xena and listening to the Indigo Girls in preparation.

BigSkullF*ckingDog August 17, 2012 at 4:03 pm

I prefer my lesbians louder and angrier. Sleater Kinney, maybe.

starfanglednut August 17, 2012 at 9:10 pm

I hear ya, bsfd. Teh indigo girls bore me to tears.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 17, 2012 at 2:28 pm

I, for one, am waiting for their video to be released.

La_Cieca August 17, 2012 at 3:01 pm

OverLADIES, please!

Schmannnity August 17, 2012 at 2:19 pm

It's just the k.d. lang on infinite loop in the elevators that has people on edge.

Jus_Wonderin August 17, 2012 at 2:32 pm

"Constant Craving" and "Wash Me Clean" and "Big Boned Gal"

Guppy August 17, 2012 at 4:48 pm

I haven't seen that much flannel in one place since the 1990's!

(Or maybe Portland)

MacRaith August 17, 2012 at 2:19 pm

What the hell? Everybody knows it's Interior that's run by a lesbian cabal, not Homeland Security. Can't these guys get even the basic facts straight?

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 17, 2012 at 2:29 pm

Is transportation still run by fat, drunk truckers? That would seem to balance everything.

tessiee August 17, 2012 at 3:23 pm

UNLESS!
Unless *some* of those fat, drunk truckers are *also* Lesbians!
Dun dun dunnnn!

SigDeFlyinMonky August 17, 2012 at 2:54 pm

Can Interior get the drapes and carpets to match?

elviouslyqueer August 17, 2012 at 2:20 pm

I'm sorry, but I can't even snark about this. Fuck these homophobic pea-brained Neanderthals with a white-hot poker shoved right up their puckered assholes. And yes, that includes you, Gretchen.

ChernobylSoup August 17, 2012 at 2:23 pm

We should do away with the term homophobia altogether. They're not scared… they're hateful bigots.

/paraphrased from somewhere; can't remember.

GhostBuggy August 17, 2012 at 2:30 pm

Well, they're scared that they are actually gay.

LetUsBray August 17, 2012 at 2:41 pm

I heard it from George Takei, Snark Emperor of Facebook.

AbandonHope_ August 17, 2012 at 3:55 pm

How about "hetero-supremacist"?

bikerlaureate August 17, 2012 at 4:36 pm

Which is worse – actual hateful bigots, or those who portray them for fame and $$$$ ?

(Asking a purely hypothetical question here, of course. For a friend.)

savethispatient August 17, 2012 at 2:20 pm

So it's not a glass ceiling they're hitting, but a dental dam?

anniegetyerfun August 17, 2012 at 2:23 pm

Bouncy!

SigDeFlyinMonky August 17, 2012 at 2:57 pm

Actually that glass ceiling is mirrored. Oh, also it's a Lucille cabal.

HarryButtle August 17, 2012 at 3:24 pm

Argh! You beat me to it.

schvitzatura August 17, 2012 at 2:20 pm

Department of Homeland Scissoring?

Kid_Charlemagne August 17, 2012 at 2:21 pm

Next up: Geraldo opens Janet Reno's secret sapphic love vault deep below the cellars of the Justice Department.

Butch_Wagstaff August 17, 2012 at 5:52 pm

Live and on Fox News! He'll find nothing but her old prescription glasses.

ph7 August 17, 2012 at 2:21 pm

Brian Kilmeade answered that “we don’t know for sure” if there is a lesbian cabal at the helm of DHS, but “it’s easy to come to that conclusion that there is a different type of glass ceiling separating the Homeland Security Department in this case.”

In fact, Brian comes to conclusion just thinking about the lesbian cabal.

sullivanst August 17, 2012 at 2:22 pm

No Geraldo, you can NOT join in. NO, you cannot watch either. Get the fuck out!

MoeDeLawn August 17, 2012 at 2:22 pm

I'm thinking Geraldo is due for the application of another chair to his face; and, as long as the other three are sitting right there, maybe a dose for them, too.

anniegetyerfun August 17, 2012 at 2:23 pm

It's easy to come to the conclusion that Brian Kilmeade has the IQ of cement.

Fukui-sanYesOta August 17, 2012 at 2:27 pm

It would need to be particularly stupid cement.

FlownOver August 17, 2012 at 3:05 pm

READYMIX LIBEL!

PuckStopsHere August 17, 2012 at 2:23 pm

I wish I was a chick so I could make out with Janet Napolitano.

Blunderthing August 17, 2012 at 2:23 pm

OK everyone stop imaging what those hot hot hot lesbians are doing and be outraged, now!

Generation[redacted] August 17, 2012 at 2:36 pm

I have an outrage in my pants now.

RRoccoco August 17, 2012 at 2:24 pm

Only in your dreams, Geraldo–in your turgid, sweaty, cum-stained dreams.

NellCote71 August 17, 2012 at 2:24 pm

Welcome to our world. Signed by 51% of the adult U.S. population.

BigSkullF*ckingDog August 17, 2012 at 2:24 pm

This is part of a worldwide lesbian plan to control the world. Oh no, I've said too much.

FlownOver August 17, 2012 at 3:07 pm

Good luck with that. The current HHIC (Head Heteros In Charge) have left you a right cock-up (so to speak).

Baconzgood August 17, 2012 at 2:25 pm

Where's a chair weilding skin head when you need one?

Kid_Charlemagne August 17, 2012 at 4:23 pm

Paul Ryan is out campaigning somewhere in Iowa I think.

Fukui-sanYesOta August 17, 2012 at 2:26 pm

I don't know for sure whether Steve Doocey does shots of fetus stem cells which have been poured over Gretchen Carlson's "outtie" belly button, but people are talking about it.

NYNYNYjr August 17, 2012 at 5:41 pm

You're like the 5th person today who has mentioned that. Is there a video around of that? I saw a really fuzzy cell phone video, but I mean a good one.

Baconzgood August 17, 2012 at 2:27 pm

Reunited monkeys? Yes please.

plinthic August 17, 2012 at 2:27 pm

Steve Doocy was clearly enjoying that segment. From the video I think he's fully erect.

elviouslyqueer August 17, 2012 at 2:37 pm

Have you no sense of decency sir, at long last? Have you left no sense of decency?

plinthic August 17, 2012 at 4:50 pm

I was referring to his posture. What are you referring to?

James Michael Curley August 17, 2012 at 3:12 pm

I'll take your word for it.

mbobier August 17, 2012 at 2:27 pm

Wait — lesbians are running the frat houses now? What kind of college IS this?!?

StealthMuslin August 17, 2012 at 2:28 pm

I don't know if Brian Kilmeade has a skull full of flesh-eating bacteria and a recessive cock but it's easy to come to that conclusion.

Angry_Marmot August 17, 2012 at 3:05 pm

(Nods) We don't know for sure that he doesn't.

superdave August 17, 2012 at 4:14 pm

I have seen no documentation to disprove the notion.

bikerlaureate August 17, 2012 at 4:43 pm

Is the subtext of the Fox News on-air talent scandal that there is some kind of narcissistic cabal? That there has been some kind of utterly amoral Koch-gobbling takeover of this organization?

(I just read it on my computer screen, which is currently connected to the internet, so it might be true.
Man, I'd really hate to be the one trying to explain the big words like "true" to these preening xenophobes.)

NYNYNYjr August 17, 2012 at 5:39 pm

Everyone's talking about forming a mob and catching Kilmeade on September 1st and taking him to the bathroom to give him swirlys. It sounds crazy, but it's literally everywhere. It's like a new holiday or something.

Jus_Wonderin August 17, 2012 at 2:29 pm

This shouldn't be a surprise, really. A woman's place is in the Home…land.

Fukui-sanYesOta August 17, 2012 at 2:29 pm

Don't forget Allen West's iron-clad list of eighty communists in the House!

RadioBowels August 17, 2012 at 2:29 pm

Lesbian Cabal??!? who knew there were Jews running DHS?

proudgrampa August 17, 2012 at 4:04 pm

You can read all about it in the Protocols of the Lesbians of Zion.

IncenseDebate August 17, 2012 at 2:30 pm

First Pussy Riot. Then takeover. –
V. Putin

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 17, 2012 at 2:30 pm

So, was Gretchen Carlson getting all hot and bothered when she thought about the lesbian take over of our country?

Mittens Howell, III August 17, 2012 at 2:30 pm

Geraldo grew a moustache so he could perform cunnilingus on his own face, making him a one-man lesbian cabal.

LetUsBray August 17, 2012 at 2:47 pm

I was trying to come up with a munchable carpet on his face remark. Well played.

mavenmaven August 17, 2012 at 2:31 pm

I first saw " investigates the lesbian canal" and I blushed.

ph7 August 17, 2012 at 2:34 pm

Purple-tied Brian really shouldn't be casting aspersions.

proudgrampa August 17, 2012 at 4:06 pm

I first read that as "casting asparagus."

Apropos of nothing.

coolhandnuke August 17, 2012 at 2:35 pm

“Let’s just settle it, once and for all, all of this speculation…is Pussy Galore running the Department of Homeland Security?"
–Geraldo

docterry6973 August 17, 2012 at 2:35 pm

You mean to say a woman was promoted instead of a man? It MUST be a conspiracy!

starfanglednut August 17, 2012 at 9:14 pm

She couldn't possibly have been the better candidate. Everyone knows men are smarter than women.

owhatever August 17, 2012 at 2:41 pm

More high caliber journalism from Fox. It may not be true, but just suppose that it is, how awful that is and it has to be stopped right away before middle-school girls all start lesbianing as preparation for jobs in Obama's New World Order.

Billmatic August 17, 2012 at 2:43 pm

What terrible alternate hell dimension have we slipped into where Geraldo is excluded from being called a muppet?

tessiee August 17, 2012 at 3:26 pm

Muppets had the decency to boycott Chick-Fil-Homophobe, which puts them way out of Geraldo's league.

sudsmckenzie August 17, 2012 at 2:43 pm

I came for the Lesbians, I stayed for the Cabal.

CheeseBro69 August 17, 2012 at 2:44 pm

“created a frat house-type atmosphere that is targeted to humiliate and intimidate male employees”

How does a sane person go about responding to such nonsense?

FlownOver August 17, 2012 at 3:09 pm

With the remote control.

JustPixelz August 17, 2012 at 2:46 pm

Brian Kilmeade answered that “we don’t know for sure” if there is a lesbian cabal at the helm of DHS

Hey this is a fun game. Here are some other things we don't know.

We don't know how many of the Fox blondes had to blow Roger Ailes. And I include Steve Doocey in that unknown.

We don't know how many ways Sarah Palin™ is stupid.

We don't know which millionaire and billionaires and trillionaires Mitt Romney thinks pay too much in taxes.

("All of them Katie" is correct answer for each)

Living in Joy August 17, 2012 at 3:23 pm

"We don't know how many of the Fox blondes had to blow Roger Ailes. And I include Steve Doocey in that unknown." Now that almost made me spit my lunch out! Bravo!

Billmatic August 17, 2012 at 2:46 pm

Gotta point out the hilarious discrepancy between Debbie Schussel's glamour shots blog picture and how she actually looks.

LetUsBray August 17, 2012 at 2:48 pm

Lesbian Cabal '16!

Angry_Marmot August 17, 2012 at 2:51 pm

Call your provider today and tell them: "I want Lesbian Cable!"
What? … Never mind.

kittensdontlie August 17, 2012 at 3:08 pm

I just love my Bisexual Cable and will not be switching at this time.

starfanglednut August 17, 2012 at 9:18 pm

My cable goes both ways.

FlownOver August 17, 2012 at 3:09 pm

Coffee, meet monitor.

Sister_Ray August 17, 2012 at 2:52 pm

Just like I'm…uuuhhh investigating the multitude of lesbian cabals that have commandeered all these porn websites

Angry_Marmot August 17, 2012 at 3:02 pm

♪ ♪ M M M My Sharia…

C_R_Eature August 17, 2012 at 3:12 pm

I've said it before ("Wonkville") and I'll say it again:
You know, even if I had as much money as Murdoch, I wouldn't waste a dime of it on these morons.

rickmaci August 17, 2012 at 3:14 pm

Women get the better job and get promoted and the white male stupidocracy can explain it only by conjuring up a lesbian conspiracy, couldn't possibly be because the women are better at the job.

Living in Joy August 17, 2012 at 3:20 pm

Well they sure as hell can't talk about Mitt Romney, the Romney Tag(g) team and military service, Ann Romney, Ralfalca, tax returns, Mass governorship, Medicare, Ann's designer clothes, Mitt's mom jeans, in vitro fertlization for the Romney boys (what's up with that anyway, 3 sons needed in-vitro?) so that leaves the imminent Biden tossed aside for Hillary speculation, the lesbian takeover of DHS (and I'm sure Hillary will be implicated there as well) and Paul Ryan's abs which I expect to be rolling out anytime now to deflect attention from those fucking tax returns. Pickin's are slim at Fox and Friends!

tessiee August 17, 2012 at 3:28 pm

"in vitro fertlization for the Romney boys (what's up with that anyway, 3 sons needed in-vitro?)"

No surprise that those two tight-asses produced three grown sons who couldn't accomplish fucking.

HarryButtle August 17, 2012 at 3:22 pm

And by "glass ceiling" he means "dental dam."

ph7 August 17, 2012 at 5:18 pm

The mythical dental dam – always discussed in health classes, never actually appearing in real life.

tessiee August 17, 2012 at 3:24 pm

Where is the Jon McNaughton painting of the lesbian cabal?

ph7 August 17, 2012 at 5:20 pm

"Dolly Madison and Martha Washington modestly cover themselves in the American Flag and weep while averting their eyes from Obama's heathens scissoring on top of the Constitution"

starfanglednut August 17, 2012 at 9:19 pm

I love this.

HistoriCat August 17, 2012 at 3:25 pm

It's Friday. Let's face it – none of us are going to bust our asses on Friday if we don't have to. You just put in your time and dream of the end of that day. I'm sure working for Fox just amplifies that feeling. No doubt they will be back to normal on Monday.

Baba_NinjaCat12 August 17, 2012 at 3:27 pm

Let's compare a News Channel A with Fox News.

News Channel A: Study prove women are likely earn less than their male counterpart and can face work-place inequality.

Fox News: Whaaaaaaa!!!! There's a Lesbo run a muck at DHS and has created inequality over males because it couldn't brake the rainbow glass ceiling. :( >:( >:{}

tessiee August 17, 2012 at 3:29 pm

"“What do you think?” professional television host Steve Doocy responds. Geraldo adds, “It just seems like everyone is talking around it. Is that really what people are saying? That men are disadvantaged and that women, specifically lesbians, are ruling the roost there?”"

Well, looking at the way the blacks took over after Obama was elected, the homos taking over is only the next logical step, right?

gogogodzilla August 17, 2012 at 3:50 pm

Tits or gtfo

whatupirondog August 17, 2012 at 3:53 pm

I'd like to be angry about how far our media has fallen etc, etc.., but I'm just so damn glad those gorilla brothers were reunited.

BZ1 August 17, 2012 at 4:16 pm

According to Gretchen Carlson, full. screeching. halt.

thefrontpage August 17, 2012 at 4:33 pm

Everyone knows that all the lesbians in the federal government work for FEMA.

Guppy August 17, 2012 at 4:50 pm

If DHS was a lesbian cabal, the GOP would host fundraisers there.

DahBoner August 17, 2012 at 4:54 pm

What happened to the old Opposite Sex Cabal?

joobajooba August 17, 2012 at 5:07 pm

And every organization where the men keep the women down is…. a gay cabal?

NYNYNYjr August 17, 2012 at 5:37 pm

It is detailed i the new all true book The Protocols of the Elders of Donut-Bumping.

bibliotequetress August 17, 2012 at 6:47 pm

"Reporting from the eighth floor men's room at Fox Headquarters, we have breaking news written in Sharpie above the middle urinal."

thejazzmonger August 17, 2012 at 7:49 pm

So Geraldo and the rest of the Foxy bunch are trying to imply that agency heads who are interested in women, sexually, will automatically discriminate against male employees.

Does that mean that, to be fair to men, all male agency heads need to be gay?

ttommyunger August 17, 2012 at 8:25 pm

Napolitano's spokesman reported that speed is of the essence in disproving this calumny and that they are moving "Lickety-Split" to do so.

mcrummett August 17, 2012 at 8:31 pm

Technically, that would be a sorority house-type atmosphere.

mosjef August 17, 2012 at 10:47 pm

I thought it was a lesbian cable. I was going to have to start hassling Comcast about it for information gathering purposes of course. Fox and Friends is a Jackass Cabal.

Swampgas_Man August 17, 2012 at 11:30 pm

Cable, Cabal, what's the difference?

horsedreamer_1 August 18, 2012 at 3:29 pm

Geraldo was just getting wistful about how much more money he could have made if he had stayed in daytime talk instead of going to CNBC, then FOX. He could have actually done shows on lesbian cabals & out-Jerry'd! Springer.

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