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Michelle Malkin: Why Is the Southern Poverty Law Center Always Shooting The Family Research Council With Guns?

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this is her smileA security guard at the building of the Family Research Council in Washington, D.C., was shot today. After the Dark Knight mass shooting in Colorado, the Sikh Temple mass shooting in Wisconsin, and yet another in Texas, it is time we as a nation took a step back and realized who the real victims are: conservatives.

Michelle Malkin’s bullshit Twitter site, Twitchy, is aggregating “leftist hatred” (read: things from assholes who have 17 followers) about the shootings. When prior shootings happened, Malkin took to the airwaves to denounce “blame righty” syndrome, because it is unfair to politicize inexplicably terrible tragedies.

Luckily, the victim at the FRC shooting only got hit in the arm, so, um, game on!

Without boring you with reposted tweets from a Twitter-reposting site that Michelle Malkin then re-re-posts on Twitter again, thereby completing the circle of life and awarding her complete control of Pride Rock, here is the crux of the Twitchy post:

@SomeConservativeDoucheWithAJobAtCNN: This is all liberals’ fault because the SPLC labeled FRC a hate group. Gonna ignore that the last time there was a mass shooting with someone they tracked, that dude was the shooter.

@SomeConservativeDoucheWhoWantsAJobAtCNN: NOH8 IS THE REAL PROBLEM. #fosteringaclimateofhate #ihavenovalidinformationhere

And then…

@OstensiblyLiberalPerson: Even though FRC is a hate group, shooting and violence are never the answer.

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The real monster, of course, is the last tweeter, because you may not say that any other person or group is wrong unless you want them to die and endorse all efforts to kill them.

Except for abortion clinics, because the people who do that are all Christians and/or an inferior religion like Judeo or Formerly Muslim.

[Michelle Malkin’s House O’ Twitter Bullshit]


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  • johnnyzhivago

    I don't know about violence, but Malkin definitely incites me to nausea.

  • PuckStopsHere

    What is this, "Broads We Don't Give a Fuck About Day" on Wonkette?

    • Mumbletypeg

      Come on. This snapshot of Malkin alone could launch a fleet of snark.

      • Jus_Wonderin

        The snapshot looks like she had eaten too much cheese the previous day.

  • Hammiepants

    As in everything, Repugnicans are inexplicable. They actually think this derpy half-wit is a "smart hot right wing babe". Ewww. I just made myself think about Repugs knocking boots. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

    • sullivanst

      They're actually quite predictable in their nonsense.

      • Hammiepants

        But still inexplicable.

  • anniegetyerfun

    I seriously have no idea what is happening here. Why is that Pekingese on TV? Did she win a kennel club tournament of some kind?

    • One_who_wanders

      No way. Temperament is important in most breeds and she appears to be rabid.

    • widestanceromance

      I thought it was a dead bloated carp in a bad wig.

      • anniegetyerfun

        You know, that's probably more apt.

    • UnholyMoses


  • Fukui-sanYesOta

    Joe Walsh

    This inflammatory liberal rhetoric is directly responsible for millions of gun deaths throughout the world. We need to be armed, people! Also, muslims.

  • foxpuppet

    Clearly, this is Obama's fault because he hates guns.

  • Generation[redacted]

    This was predictable, any group that the SPLC labels a hate group is in danger. Just look at how many innocent Klan members have been slaughtered by gun toting liberals!

  • IonaTrailer

    OT but can I just say that after reading about how Romney wants to cut GROVER and BIG BIRD – because they get something like .00000000001/2% of funding for the arts, that he is a total ASSWIPE!

  • widestanceromance

    It's just like somebody tied the entire FRC to a fence in Wyoming and left it to die.

  • Hera Sent Me

    I save my hatred for those who truly earn it. Michelle Malkin exhibiting her sad, self-loathing psychopathology to the world doesn't come close.

  • bumfug

    It's a real pain in the butt to ever say anything about Michelle Malkin on Twitter; her little army of dumbassbots will swarm you like fruit flies on a glass of red wine. Believe me, I'm speaking from experience. Sorta makes you want to swat them but of course that would never be the answer.

    • GunToting[Redacted]

      Are you saying my @MichelleMalkinIsAHarridanAnchorBabyCunt account won't be a huge success?

  • Steverino247

    If only there were more armed security guards, this senseless tragedy could have been prevented.

  • Fred_Wertham_Jr

    I'm surprised she didn't rag on liberals for being lousy shots.

    • JustPixelz

      It's true. After every round of Modern Warfare on XBOX Live, I am at the bottom.

      • UnholyMoses

        You too, huh?

        I blame it on being old and preferring 3rd person shooters (I pwn on Gears of War, bitchez!). But being liberal is probably the better bet.

      • Willardbot9000_V2.5

        Yeah….I don't play the modern warfares and such because they're becoming too much like Madden (every new one is essentially a roster update). Okay…so I suck at modern warfare online…my game is Starhawk for the PS3. Because when you're piloting a large future tank with dual howitzers that have mortar capabilities you don't have to be a real good shot to blow up humans and structures. Not to mention it really is hilarious to nail some goober on a speeder bike who thinks he's all agile and shit and then watch him and his bike explode…satisfyin!

  • Not_So_Much

    That pic looks like she's preparing to spit venom from her neck pods.

    • smokefilledroommate

      Godzirra vs. MechaMalkin!

    • Willardbot9000_V2.5

      Yes…every time I see Malkin these days she reminds me too much of the "Aliens" films…when she gives you a look like that, watch for the slobber dripping out of the mouth which cues that her inner mouth is about to explode out and collapse in your cranium. Of course I could be getting it wrong and her inner mouth is attached to another orifice (which would explain the intense wingnut attraction…). But honestly, don't you think it's entirely possible given her disposition and looks that Malkin exploded out of some poor Philipinna's chest years ago and then molted into what you see now? Or maybe she's too scaly and slimey to be a xenomorph after all….

  • Billmatic

    What's tragic is that we routinely politicize an issue that probably has more to do with the treatment and perception of the mentally ill in this country than guns or our culture of violence (and I'm not poo-pooing those contentious issues). Seriously, look back at all of these shootings and note how every single one of these people were known to be unstable and yet, nobody did a fucking thing for them.

    • Fukui-sanYesOta

      But who would pay?

      If it's the government then that's socialism.

      Multiple gun deaths caused by insane people are simply the price we have to pay not to be under the socialist jackboot.

      • One_who_wanders

        New NRA slogan "Multiple gun deaths caused by insane people are simply the price we have to pay not to be under the socialist jackboot." Or the GOP.

      • Billmatic

        You're right. Nothing Can Be Done. We've wasted precious seconds of our lives typing this nonsense!

        • Fukui-sanYesOta

          Haha, you nailed it. I was thinking of this

    • HogeyeGrex

      Perhaps if there were a place for such folks to be diagnosed and treated. Like a hospital or something. For crazy people. To get treatment.

      Wacky idea, I know. It could work, though.

      meh. Snark weak, so I'll just say that I hope Satan's enormous barbed prick hurts a lot as it rips Reagan's ass to pieces. With votes.

      • Fukui-sanYesOta

        I'm unashamed to admit I drank champagne when Reagan died.

      • Billmatic

        Why put them in hospitals, that costs money. I'd much rather have deranged homeless wandering the streets screaming obscenities at phantoms only they can see.

        • Fare la Volpe

          "You can't help those who simply will not be helped. One problem that we've had, even in the best of times, is people who are sleeping on the grates, the homeless who are homeless, you might say, by choice."

          -St. Ronny of Raygun

    • nonbeliever7

      "every single one of these people were known to be unstable and yet, nobody did a fucking thing for them"

      There's only so many jobs available at Fox News. Everyone else is on their own.

      • anniegetyerfun

        I upfist you, sir/madam, heartily.

  • Estproph

    Liberals cause all violence in the world. When conservatives go shoot up a church, it is because liberals are there, therefore liberals caused the violence.

    • emmelemm

      Q. Motherfucking E. D.

  • ManchuCandidate

    Because Ms Malkin, they don't have your talent with ping pong balls of illogic.

    • mavenmaven

      Sounds like we need to sponsor an immediate wonkette trip to manila and pattaya, for fact finding purposes of course.

      • Willardbot9000_V2.5

        For such a difficult and likely dangerous trip I will take the unprecedented step of volunteering my services….but you all must fund the trip. Just so you know…I will take all the required supplies: fresh water, a smart phone with a good camera, some detox from all the drugs, several boxes of condoms and given this is a Malkin hunt…some penicillin and several salves…

  • Generation[redacted]

    The only reasonable response is to immediately cut funding for liberal programs like mental health treatment.

    • MissTaken

      And Sesame Street

  • Blueb4sinrise

    Let the rumors soar!!

  • orygoon

    "Shooting is never the answer", but in her case "stick as sock in it, surgically" is dead on.

  • Oblios_Cap
  • SorosBot

    Yeah, someone who has actually claimed that the Japanese internment was justified and advocated locking up all American Muslims in concentration camps is an authority on hate groups.

    • anniegetyerfun

      Jesus Christ on a cracker. I thought you were kidding.

      • SorosBot

        Sadly, no; she really is that awful.

    • Willardbot9000_V2.5

      hey now…remember, any time you accuse a conservative of being hateful, you're actually the hatefilled one. Yes, I remember being so incensed at that tart…for this ethnic studies course the subject of her "In Defense of Internment" came up for a discussion question…and being a collegiate course I couldn't call her a bucktoothed, black hearted and fascist whore so instead I tackled the main problem of the book: there is no comparison between WWII and the "war on terra" to begin with. WWII of course had an actual, possible objective to defeat the armies of aggressor-states which supposedly would have ceased the flimsy reasoning for internment; the war on terra conversely pretends you can fight an intagible and vile tactic along with a mindset and defeat it. Not to mention, WWII definitely had a victory condition and the war on terra's amounts to "when we say we've won". Then of course you get to the actual bile, bigoted and racist pigshit behind the 'reasons' for internment which of course completely unites the two causes. Malkin is a dumbass bitch for writing this but even worse are the supposed "intelligent" wingnuts who believe exactly as this bucktoothed, black hearted and bile filled fascist whore does…

  • FNMA

    Why do I always think of ping-pong when someone mentions Michelle Malkin?

  • YouBetcha

    Ok, now can I make that joke about her shooting ping pong balls out of her twat, and how it would be more entertaining and educational than what she currently does? Still uncouth to make that joke?

    • SorosBot

      Uh, yeah; just because the individual target is a horrible person doesn't make mocking them based on an awful sexist and racist stereotype that insults everyone of their heritage OK. See also "Ann Coulter is a tranny!" jokes.

      • Billmatic

        I compared Malkin to a beaver once, got major upfists.

      • Fukui-sanYesOta

        I'm with you on this one.

        However, I'll STFU because this is wonkete.

      • YouBetcha

        Damn. Foiled again.

      • AbandonHope_

        Seriously… I know three transsexual individuals personally, and I know they'd be shocked and appalled to have Ann Coulter equated with them.

      • anniegetyerfun

        And this, sir, is one of many reasons why I like you so much.

      • bikerlaureate

        There's already such an embarrassment of spite-fueled riches to work with, in either case.

  • Extemporanus

    Wow, um, making fun of reasonable reactions to a gruesome anti-christian shooting that happened 4 blocks away from me is so funny that it makes me wish wonkette had decided maybe this was inappropriate and kinda fucked up to post.

    Seriously, wtf?

    • not that Dewey

      Malkin it for all it's worth.

      • Extemporanus

        I love a good Brunn, though I prefer a von mo'.

        Un guard!

    • MissTaken

      Always a classic!

      • Extemporanus

        I don't know that ever apologized to Panquake for this:

        I'm sorry Panquake! Please come back!

        (I looked for an even funnier "4 blocks" exchange between myself and Mumblety or Dust Bowl or some other lovely, well intentioned, takin'-me-to-task lady friend centered around the San Bruno PG&E pipeline explosion, but alas, it appears to be no more.)

        • not that Dewey

          Today, we are all anti-semantic.

        • MissTaken

          Poor Panquake! 4 seconds of hell.

  • ChernobylSoup

    Will the shooter claim he was acting on god's orders? Because that would be funny.

    • widestanceromance

      Blasphemous rumor/sick sense of humor libel?

  • Callyson

    From HuffyPo's article on this:

    According to The Associated Press:
    "We don't know enough yet about him … or mentally what he's thinking," said James McJunkin, assistant director in charge of the FBI's Washington field office.

    So, of course, the wingnuts are going off…

    For the security guard, I hope he'll be OK.

    For Michelle Malkin, a gusty "Fuck you too."

    • Doktor Zoom

      Going through junior high school with a name like "Jimmy McJunkin" could not have been easy.

      (Level of discourse: RAISED!)

    • bikerlaureate

      She lives on alpha waves.
      Better just to meditate for a minute or two… on the future when she has absolutely no readers anymore, no talking-head gigs, no response to any submitted blog post or article. Long forgotten.

  • edgydrifter

    If America's conservatives were Public Enemy, Michelle Malkin would be Flavor Flav.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Why would anybody care what Malkin "thinks" about anything?

  • Maman

    Dear Conservatives, Its tough being on the other side of the lunatic isn't it. I guess, you should learn to live with the big "TOUGH SHIT" that you give the rest of us. And remember. Guns don't shoot people. People shoot people.

  • Blunderthing

    Well, just like my scrotum, there are nuts on both sides.

  • Lionel[redacted]Esq

    So, what have we learned from the last week. Democrats should not talk, because reality has a liberal bias and makes Republicans look bad. Republicans can say whatever batshit crazy thing they want, because they know what is right, and anyone that disagrees with them is ignorant and foolish.

    And, no mater what you do, do not bring up anything Romney or Ryan ever did or say, as that would just be wrong.

    Thank God we have the 'baggers and the like of Michelle Malkin to let us know what ridiculous hate and lies you can say, and what facts you can't say. I would be confused otherwise.

  • metamarcisf

    Michelle Malkin: Mitt Romney's Press Secretary

    • viennawoods13

      Well, he's already got "Kiss my ass" guy. Why bother trading?

  • belmontreport

    Imagine that you have a family member that says, "Well, I was reading Michelle Malkin's blog the other day…" when you discuss anything. Literally, anything (the weather, the new windmill outside of town, a friend's funeral, a cousin's new baby, etc).

    Guess who never has to imagine that? (Answer: Me.)

    • foxpuppet

      You have my deepest sympathies.

    • just_a_head

      I'm so sorry. You have my condolences.

      You know, the other day I was reading this article about sympathy by Michelle Malkin…

  • BarackMyWorld

    Forget the 2nd Amendment for a minute, Michelle Malkin makes me want to consider repealing the First…

  • Tundra Grifter

    I would like to go on record that " Twitchy" is the dumbest name I've seen.

    Well, since "Tripp."

    • HogeyeGrex

      She named it after her connection with reality.

      • Tundra Grifter

        I tried to post a comment hoping it wasn't named for her index finger used to activate a firearm, but any form of the "t-word" is automatically deleted by the administrator.

        [Including the name of Roy Rogers' horse – I tried that, too, just to check.]

  • mavenmaven

    Who knows what the shooter's motivation was? Will Malkin correct her statement when it turns out the shooter was Bryan Fisher's rent boy or the like?

    • timbo71351

      Oh God, PLEASE let the shooter be Bryan Fischer's or Tony Perkins' rent boy! That would make my day!!

  • ahnc

    As a foaming mouth blowhard Republican woman, I much prefer Linda Tripp to Michelle Malkin.

  • Mumbletypeg

    They came for her snits, and she had nothing worthwhile to snit about, so she said nothing a snitload anyway.
    Then they came for her shit-fits… despite nothing to work with, she shat a shitload anyway.
    And finally they came for her twits, designed for brevity; but not to be circumvented from extremes, she pooled together en masse enough collective twit-twat to constipate a horse, thus a T'Witch was born.

  • smokefilledroommate

    Maybe somebody put a hit on the security guard. Did anyone think of that?

  • CrunchyKnee

    I would not hit that.

    • ChillBill

      You could hit her with the facts, but it would still not make a difference.

  • ttommyunger

    Ping-Pong Balls? I'm guessing she could pop Bowling Balls a hundred yards or better. From what I hear she's got a cunt as big as a horse-collar.

  • smokefilledroommate

    I don't care about Malkin or 'Bitchy'.

  • proudgrampa

    And we care about what Malkin says…why??

    Really. Who is this crazy person?

  • CheeseBro69

    That picture is so "Is Michelle Malkin gonna have to choke a bitch?!"

    • elviouslyqueer

      No no. More like "I know I can squeeze at least one more ping-pong ball out of my vagina."

  • MissTaken

    So now that a right wing nut job group got shot at is it time to talk about gun control?

    • SorosBot

      It would take a lot more than that to talk about gun control; like maybe the real Black Panthers reforming.

  • Katydid

    Sources also said the gunman may have been carrying a bag from Chick-fil-A, the embattled fast-food restaurant whose president came under fire from gay activists after he said he did not agree with same-sex marriage.

    Sources told Fox New that after guard took away his gun, the suspect said, "Don't shoot me, it was not about you, it was what this place stands for."

    Authorities were treating the attack as a case of domestic terrorism, although James McJunkin, the head of the FBI’s Washington Field Office, said authorities do not yet know the gunman's motive.

    Fox News really shot their wad on this one. Remember how the conservatards were screaming not to politicize shootings, that they shouldn't be called domestic terrorism? Yeah, well, the sauce that's good for the goose really repulses the gander, apparently.

  • prommie

    Ah, Michelle Malkin, the pride of Jizz-Gargle, New Jersey, Atlantic City's festering, lesion-encrusted gateway!

    • FakaktaSouth

      Oh hell, she's from the Garden State? I gotta think about this some. Also, JizzGargle sounds lovely. Wonder what the school districts are like there – do they have a mascot?

      • Fukui-sanYesOta

        I believe the mascot is Chokey the Skullfucked Badger.

  • mrblifil

    I can't feel sympathy for this security guard because I'm reasonably sure he had some pretty sweet kitchen countertops installed at his home. Not granite or marble or anything, but still…nice looking, y'know? So FUCK THAT GUY.

    • pdiddycornchips

      Knowing how the wingnut welfare system works, this guy is likely working for a contractor at or near the poverty level. Here's hoping he has a speedy recovery and then finds a job where he's not surrounded by evil douche bags all day long.

  • aaarrrgh

    this ugly [sexist anatomical reference redacted] is such a piece of [scatalogical vulgarity redacted].

    [obscene sexual slang redacted] her where she breathes.

    that was not easy for me to say.

    • widestanceromance

      Kudos for taking the high road, and take heart that it was not easy to read, either.

  • Ayn_Ryan

    I can only assume that it was the SPLC that went back in time and posted all of the right wing material on Thomas Caffall's Facebook page before his shooting spree on Monday. Just more liberal cowards trying to blame righty.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Calm down Michelle — this is just how the NRA celebrates diversity.

  • elviouslyqueer

    Jesus fucking Christ on a unicycle. Yet another vapid cunt who needs to take a one-way trip off this continent, preferably by being locked in a car and driven into the nearest body of water. With votes, natch.

    • pdiddycornchips

      Michelle is a self hating twat waffle. She secretly wants to be extraordinarily renditioned to a black site, stripped naked, shackled, and then tortured repeatedly. What's really frustrating is NeoCons only like doing this sort of thing to men.

  • HogeyeGrex

    Guns don't kill people. Liberals with guns kill people. So the obvious answer is to not let Liberals have guns.

  • Guppy

    you may not say that any other person or group is wrong unless you want them to die and endorse all efforts to kill them.

    How much longer until "with votes" is automatically appended to all posts on the Wonkett?

  • foxpuppet

    James McJunkin? What an awesome handle…

    • Sacanagem

      That just happens to be my porn screen name. I'm calling my lawyer!

  • hagajim

    After reading all these posteses about crazy asian lady…I think….it's a good thing I don't own a gun or I might have to shoot something.

  • sullivanst

    Michelle Malkin, would you care to comment on Bryan Fischer using today's incident to incite the shootings of everyone who works at SPLC?

    If SPLC is right, that using irresponsible language re: homosexuality causes violence, then they to blame for FRC shooting.

    — fucking moron bigot asshole Bryan Fischer

  • sly_3

    her husband should ask the mail-order bride company for a refund.

  • DahBoner

    Look at the hatred on that face!!

    If only she could channel that hatred into something useful.

    Like getting paid to hate liberals…

  • JustPixelz

    Was SPLC standing its ground?

    OT a bit: I saw Ann Coulter on Larry Kudlow on CNBC last night. First, those two should get a room — in the asylum. Ann Coulter mentioned her book "Demonic: How the LIberal Mob is Endangering America" about ten times while she complained that Obama and the liberals use hate and name calling (instead of logic and facts, I guess). I'm pretty sure there is a mob that's endangering America, but I wouldn't say it's "the liberals".

  • An_Outhouse

    Just curious, have any of the usual hate radio/ Faux broadcasters been hinting that 'they wouldn't be surprised if the FRC were targeted because there are crazies on the left too' ?

  • BZ1

    Malkin shoots off her mouth, again, and always.

  • barto

    Jeebus, that face is enough to make me swear off mail order brides forever.

  • rickmaci

    Who told Anchorbaby Malkin it was OK for her to open her pie hole and make weird noises again?

  • rockyoumonkeys

    Had to come back to this story just to see that picture of Michelle Malkin again.

    Lol, she's such a troll.

  • MissNancyPriss

    Does anyone else think that a guy carrying 20 chicken sandwiches into the American Family Research offices, wounding (not seriously) a security guard who heroically takes down the chicken sandwich shooter, sound a little fishy? Like something Jame's O'Keefe would cook up to make libruls look bad?

  • Mark N Starla Traina

    Telemarketing Scam!

    Read all about SPLC CORRUPTION:

    Any Group that disagrees with the

    The SPLC’s ‘research’, which has consistently been
    proven fallacious and irresponsible, is in no way unbiased and in fact depends
    heavily on the creation of an environment of fear for the group’s budget. The
    ‘right-wing militia’ mantra they are currently using has been a favorite of
    theirs for about five years now, even though most of the high-profile domestic
    terrorism cases were either government police agency botches or had no
    relationship to “militia” groups whatsoever. Morris Dees is nothing
    more than a fearmongering lunatic who claims to see militia bogeymen under
    every rock, and he uses the SPLC — a very inappropriately named organization
    — as a cover for his support of government expansion:

    The Southern Poverty Law Center: A Twisted
    Definition of ‘Hate: