PSST OBAMA PALIN IS AVAILABLE!  1:36 pm August 15, 2012

Sarah Palin Thinks Joe Biden Is An Idiot

by Rebecca Schoenkopf


Now that we know that Joe Biden can’t say the word “chains” because it is racist against Mitt Romney, former half-term governor (and queen of your heart) Sarah Palin would like to share a word salad of Deep Thoughts with her husband’s girlfriend, Greta Van Susteren. What does she think? That Joe Biden is a fucking idiot.

SARAH PALIN, FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR/FORMER ALASKA GOVERNOR: There weren’t enough groans and boos when he said such a disgusting comment, really, especially to a demographic there that is — includes about 48 percent of the community being black Americans.

Greta, if that’s not the nail in the coffin, really, the strategists there in the Obama campaign have got to look at a diplomatic way of replacing Joe Biden on the ticket with Hillary. And I don’t want to throw out that suggestion and have them actually accept the suggestion because then an Obama-Hillary Clinton ticket would have a darn good chance of winning.

But really, Joe Biden really drags down that ticket.

Let us recall, from like an hour ago, that His Lord High Hairgel Mittens of Romney could not come up with anything actually wrong with what Old Handsome Joe said, except that it was “divisive” and “not uplifting” and “inaccurate” in that it said Mitt Romney wanted to deregulate Wall Street, which is only on his website. (Also, the Obama campaign seeks to divide on “ethnic” lines.) What does Sarah Palin think about Romney’s recent remarks? Are they “disgusting” and divisive? Let us go to the blockquote.

VAN SUSTEREN: Governor Romney today came out with a speech, and probably — according to Carl Cameron, my colleague, this is a much more aggressive speech from Governor Romney than we’ve been seeing, saying things like about President Obama that he’s intellectually exhausted, out of ideas, out of energy, and so his campaign has resorted to diversions and distractions, to demagoguing and defaming others. This is an old game of politics. What’s different this year is that the president is taking things to a new low.

You’ve had a chance to look at the governor’s speech. What do you think?

PALIN: I read the transcript, and yes, Greta, I think that Governor Romney now, having spent years, literally, running for president, has really grasped the notion now that this is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. So he has to use these powerful and truthful and accurate words to describe what President Obama is running on and what he is doing to America.

Romney’s coming out swinging. This is what we need. I think that Paul Ryan has helped energize Governor Romney. And this is all good for America because we will hear more accurately the state of the union and the state of this campaign.

Got it? Good. Mitt Romney and John Sununu and Donald Trump and every Republican in the known universe can spend close to four years calling the president of the United States a Kenyan anti-colonial Marxist Socialist who doesn’t understand America because he is an alien and a “boy” who’s in over his head and didn’t even really kill Bin Laden, but my fucking stars how dare Joe Biden say “chains.” THERE WERE BLACK PEOPLE IN THE ROOM!

Also, Joe Biden said “y’all” so you know he is the real racist. Meanwhile, over at Buzzfeed, they’re saying of the Obama campaign’s “hey wait a minute, fake ragers, Republicans talk about ‘shackles’ all the time!” that it “sets a new standard for linguistic gymnastics.” Sorry, but McKayla Maroney is not impressed.

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UnholyMoses August 15, 2012 at 1:38 pm

That sound you don't hear is me not giving a fuck about Caribou Barbie.

Fred_Wertham_Jr August 15, 2012 at 1:39 pm

Old Handsome Joe sez, "Big fucking deal."

hagajim August 15, 2012 at 3:02 pm

Old Joe sends a big F-Off to the former half-term governor and full-time moran.

miss_grundy August 15, 2012 at 6:52 pm

Hey Joe, just tell that half-governor moron to eat your shorts because your butt has more brains than her head does.

foxpuppet August 15, 2012 at 1:39 pm

I like it that Sarah is sharing recipes for word salad with Paul Ryan.

badseeds August 15, 2012 at 2:03 pm

"Sarah," "sharing," "salad," and "Paul Ryan" all in the same sentence. Only word missing is "tossing."

Boojum August 15, 2012 at 3:17 pm

:::tossing cookies:::

Schmannnity August 15, 2012 at 1:39 pm

You can only talk about chains and black people in quiet rooms, with phrases like, "can't wait" and "they'll never see it coming."

LastGasp August 15, 2012 at 1:41 pm

What does she think? That Joe Biden is a fucking idiot.
Of course the first thing that comes to my mind is "Pot calling the kettle black." Or, "Takes one to know one!" There, I've said enough…

RadioBowels August 15, 2012 at 2:02 pm

Actually it's more like projection. She's an idiot, she fucking knows it, and they told her to call a guy who intelligent, if pleasantly gaffe prone, an idiot. Either way she's a r***ded cunt.

HogeyeGrex August 15, 2012 at 2:03 pm

The pot/kettle thing just doesn't quite cover this. Beyond the false equivalence, there is no pot nor kettle as vapid as Palin. It's more the bottom of the Mariana Trench calling a mud puddle dark. Or an event horizon saying that quicksand sucks.

Or something.

OneYieldRegular August 15, 2012 at 1:41 pm

Can't you just feel the enormous groundswell of support from the Black community for Sarah Palin's deeply sincere concern?

foxpuppet August 15, 2012 at 1:43 pm

You sure that's not a fracking quake?

Ruhe August 15, 2012 at 1:45 pm

Certainly there is always some sort of "swelling" when Sarah makes an appearance. She's America's top cougar!

Gleem McShineys August 15, 2012 at 2:07 pm

Medically assisted swelling.

YasserArraFeck August 15, 2012 at 7:32 pm

Covered by insurance – religious or otherwise

sullivanst August 15, 2012 at 2:10 pm

It may just be the play graphic superimposed on her, but the still on the video player suggests the years are starting to catch up to her. I'm not going to hit play to confirm this, because I don't hate myself.

YasserArraFeck August 15, 2012 at 7:33 pm

That's the collective gorge of every thinking American rising.

Jus_Wonderin August 15, 2012 at 1:41 pm

"I read the transcript, and yes, Greta, I think that Governor Romney now, having spent years, literally, running for president, has really grasped the notion now that this is not a dress rehearsal."

Hmmmm. Is that some kind of a complement?

foxpuppet August 15, 2012 at 1:45 pm

Complimentary peanuts gallery…

HogeyeGrex August 15, 2012 at 1:51 pm

A dressage rehearsal, perhaps?

Gleem McShineys August 15, 2012 at 2:09 pm

Has he spent longer running for President than she did as Governor, yet?

sullivanst August 15, 2012 at 2:11 pm

He's spent longer running for President than the two of them combined spent as Governor.

Mumbletypeg August 15, 2012 at 2:53 pm

Win.

sullivanst August 15, 2012 at 3:13 pm

I hope he doesn't! (and think he won't)

Self-Uploader August 15, 2012 at 3:18 pm

She can't help being passive-aggressive. There's a shitload of anger and hurt about not even getting a speaker's gig.

NellCote71 August 15, 2012 at 3:39 pm

You beat me to it. Ex-governor Insalata Mista is certainly an expert on dress-rehearsal campaigns.

PuckStopsHere August 15, 2012 at 1:42 pm

Ten minutes of HER? Anybody who listens to that whole thing is going to come out [REDACTED] on the other side. Go to YOUR ROOM, Wonkette! Now!

HogeyeGrex August 15, 2012 at 1:50 pm

No way I'm getting out of the boat for that.

FakaktaSouth August 15, 2012 at 1:56 pm

The back and forth whine factor of these two amazingly horrid women reminds me of the noise someone playing a saw makes. ZEEEE ZAWWWWW. Greeeeeetttttaaaaaaaa saaaaaaaaarrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh. Just wretched.

sullivanst August 15, 2012 at 2:11 pm

Reminds me more of the noise of someone using a band saw.

Boojum August 15, 2012 at 3:19 pm

To cut pigs.

LetUsBray August 15, 2012 at 1:42 pm

"Joe Biden drags down that ticket" from VP Candidate Train Wreck herself? You're not allowed to join the Republican Party until you've mastered blatant, transparent projection, are you?

SorosBot August 15, 2012 at 1:42 pm

If Romney has "spent years, literally, running for president, has really grasped the notion now that this is not a dress rehearsal", then why didn't he pay his taxes in a way that he could release them to the public without fear of severely damaging his campaign?

Native_of_SL_UT August 15, 2012 at 2:06 pm

If he's been running for President for years and it took him this long to grasp the notion of how to do it, how long would it take him to really grasp the notion of being President. Being President has got to be way harder to do than running for President.

YasserArraFeck August 15, 2012 at 7:35 pm

Because money

sullivanst August 15, 2012 at 1:42 pm

Andrew Kaczynski is a fucking moron.

Thank you for letting me say that, I had to let it out.

Chichikovovich August 15, 2012 at 1:43 pm

You tell 'em Sarah! Damn straight it's divisive to talk about "chains".

Next thing you know Biden'll probably say that some Americans are "real Americans" and other Americans aren't. And that would be a sign of a real divisive hatemonger.

Because, you know, some hatemongering is real and some is just made up.

NellCote71 August 15, 2012 at 3:40 pm

He might even say that a certain blah president doesn't understand the Anglo-Saxon tradition.

fuflans August 15, 2012 at 5:07 pm

well as long as he doesn't talk about blood libel we're ok.

oh, wait, no that one's fine.

sbj1964 August 15, 2012 at 1:43 pm

Sarah Palin thinks Joe Biden is an idiot? She used the I-word? Where's Al Sharpton?Wait he's the N-word guy.Where's Carrot Top?Or as Sarah knows him Bristol's next baby daddy.

HistoriCat August 15, 2012 at 4:52 pm

Where's Carrot Top?Or as Sarah knows him Bristol's next baby daddy.

At least Tripp is a cute little kid. A Carrot Top/Bristol progeny on the other … oh the humanity!

Mittens Howell, III August 15, 2012 at 1:43 pm

Sing your song at the Republican Convention, Sarah.

Oh, Woops! I forgot. You weren't invited.

NorthStarSpanx August 15, 2012 at 1:44 pm

I thought the less-pc Sarah would have been bold in saying "Sambo Americans." I mean, that's what she quit the Governorship for, right?

mavenmaven August 15, 2012 at 1:44 pm

When the Republicans say something is a "new low", you know they're hurting. Because no one knows low like the GOP.

sullivanst August 15, 2012 at 2:13 pm

GLowP?

MacRaith August 15, 2012 at 1:44 pm

Sarah Palin ought to know all about the ways a vice-presidential pick can drag down a ticket. She really should. It ought to be her main area of expertise.

no_gravity August 15, 2012 at 1:44 pm

She has to quit wearing those crooked wigs. That's why she wasn't asked to speak at the RNC.

OneYieldRegular August 15, 2012 at 2:14 pm

If that's not a wig then it must be wildlife.

NellCote71 August 15, 2012 at 3:41 pm

Ah, that explains the Donald Trump snub.

sudsmckenzie August 15, 2012 at 1:45 pm

I'm sure she will elaborate during her convention speech.

YasserArraFeck August 15, 2012 at 7:39 pm

She could expectorate during her convention speech and it would make more sense.

johnnymeatworth August 15, 2012 at 1:45 pm

Well sure, the man has had exactly ZERO REALITY SHOWS.

Plus, this from someone wearing Lenscrafters glasses trying to look smart.

BeefHardcake August 15, 2012 at 1:45 pm

The Fox News idiots have got to be counting the days till Palin's contract is up. I'm sure it seemed like a good idea at the time, during her fifteen minutes, but right now I just imagine the Fox execs rolling their eyes at having to put up with the word salad. At least their other contributors manage to string together something that at least SOUNDS like a coherent thought. Almost.

emmelemm August 15, 2012 at 1:51 pm

And they're clearly not availing her of their best hair and makeup people at this point…

eggsacklywright August 15, 2012 at 1:46 pm

Bible Spice can fuck off.

GhostBuggy August 15, 2012 at 2:05 pm

Yes, and Buzzfeed can go fuck itself as well.

Isyaignert August 15, 2012 at 1:46 pm

Thank gawd there was a transcript. My idea of Hell is to be put in a wet wool sweater and being forced to listen to that harpy whore spew harpy whore chit.

Texan_Bulldog August 15, 2012 at 1:46 pm

I'm thinking Snowbilly has to get all the airtime she can get while she still can. I can't imagine Roger re-upping her Fox contract since only about 8 people in the entire world give two shits about her or her opinion.

An_Outhouse August 15, 2012 at 3:52 pm

plus her replacement will be available starting Nov 9.

Mittens Howell, III August 15, 2012 at 1:46 pm

Cue sad-clown music for Sarah O'Palin.

LetUsBray August 15, 2012 at 1:46 pm

Oh, and kudos for the screen grab that makes Dumbelina look especially air-headed. More than usually so, I mean.

Native_of_SL_UT August 15, 2012 at 2:10 pm

I think you can do that with your eyes closed.

DaSandman August 15, 2012 at 1:46 pm

And at the GOP convention there will be a contest to see how many euphemisms they can come up with for the word nigger.

miss_grundy August 15, 2012 at 6:59 pm

That should involve a drinking game.

Mittens Howell, III August 15, 2012 at 1:47 pm

If there were black people in that room then it definitely wasn't one of Mitt Romney's "behind closed doors' meetings.

Callyson August 15, 2012 at 1:47 pm

Hillz was on this months ago, about halfway down the page:

http://textsfromhillaryclinton.tumblr.com/page/3

"Please stop talking," indeed…

CrunchyKnee August 15, 2012 at 1:47 pm

Yep, tossing word salads is the tundra grifter's specialty, also too.

Schmannnity August 15, 2012 at 1:48 pm

I remember a time when Republicans weren't such pussies and didn't have to demand a daily apology for some affront to their tender sensibilities. But I date myself.

SoBeach August 15, 2012 at 2:10 pm

I think they're just test-driving a new campaign gambit. They act shocked and outraged that anyone would say such awful, awful things and maybe there are some voters dumb enough to think a vote for Romney is a vote for civility or something.

They'll go with it for a few days, then drop it like they dropped the "Obama is foreign and doesn't understand America" bit a while back. The Romney campaign is just flailing around in the dark, hoping to hit something that works.

Generation[redacted] August 15, 2012 at 1:48 pm

She's smart and people listen to her. That's why I'm sure we'll hear more of her wisdom when she speaks at the Republican convention this year.

What? Oh, nevermind.

FakaktaSouth August 15, 2012 at 1:48 pm

I got to the word "SIZZLING" out of Greta's fucked up twisted noise hole and had to stop. I cannot listen to that moronic, vile, disgusting cunt say a WORD about Joe Biden. She needs to give people advice on who should be the vice president in the same breath she tells us all the most effective forms of birth control, best possible parenting tactics, and maintaining long term employment. She sucks, I hate her the most of anyone, for her inability to see herself clearly more than for what she actually is.

elviouslyqueer August 15, 2012 at 1:55 pm

Every time I hear her name (not just her voice, mind), I really want to kick John McCain square in his colostomy bag for foisting this petty vindictive tramp and her useless trailer trash family on America.

And then back up and kick him again, just for good measure.

prommie August 15, 2012 at 1:55 pm

This right here, this is what I have been going on about.

Katydid August 15, 2012 at 1:48 pm

I've said it before, and I'll say it again…who falls for this horseshit?

Also too, does she really think she's being crafty by saying Hillary can make Obama win, and that Barry will hear that and say, "Damn, she has a point, Joe, you gotta go." Sorry, my mistake, I should have stopped at "does she really think."

Dildeaux August 15, 2012 at 2:48 pm

She plays to the virulently anti-liberal crowd. They hate us with a white hot heat. Any thumb in our eye, even over some silly alternate reality shit, is fine with wingnuttia.

elviouslyqueer August 15, 2012 at 1:48 pm

Dear Sarah:

Nobody, and I do mean NOBODY, gives a fried flying squirrel monkey fuck what you have to say. Please, and I say this sincerely, please shut your fucking uninformed irrelevant haggishly divisive racist trap and go the fuck AWAY.

Signed,

Earth

chicken_thief August 15, 2012 at 2:16 pm

However, a "fried flying squirrel monkey fuck" sounds like it might be fun, but I admit I'm out of the loop. What exactly does that entail?

HogeyeGrex August 15, 2012 at 1:48 pm

Joe Biden really drags down that ticket.

The one subject she can speak on with authority, and she still gets it wrong.

Mittens Howell, III August 15, 2012 at 1:48 pm

After Joe Biden's finished with Paul Ryan maybe Sarah will finally realize what a gentleman he was in the face of her sham VP candidacy.

Baconzgood August 15, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Why hasn't she shut the fuck up yet?

BarackMyWorld August 15, 2012 at 2:49 pm

And why is Roger Ailes still paying her?

Exhausted66 August 15, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Does Lou Sarah refer to Mitttens as Governor Romney in order to lift herself up?

"Donchaknow I was a Governor too, and I could be President."

Why is she still allowed to talk on television?

Mumbletypeg August 15, 2012 at 1:49 pm

I think the tattooed eye and lipliner have leaked a bit too far into whatever brain matter lurks within.

Callyson August 15, 2012 at 1:49 pm

"intellectually exhausted"

How would the Republicans know?

BarackMyWorld August 15, 2012 at 2:48 pm

Relative to her capabilities, tic tac toe is intellectually exhausting.

An_Outhouse August 15, 2012 at 3:50 pm

'cause they're really tired ….

Ruhe August 15, 2012 at 1:50 pm

This demonstrates an obvious difference between the political tropes employed by both parties. Typically the Republicans, even the dim ones, make use of the gesture "when he says X he means Y." They love this rhetoric of translation even if their arguments are usually embarrassingly tenuous. On the Dem side the gesture is more like "when he says X he means X" as in "when Paul Ryan says he will balance the budget by fucking your grandma that is exactly what he means." And that sort of fact-based rhetoric really just writes itself. Being a dumb Republican looks easy but it's probably very hard.

VespulaMaculata August 15, 2012 at 1:50 pm

Makes me sentimental for Walnuts calling Obama "That One!"

BonoboReview August 15, 2012 at 1:51 pm

Wait — did she say "nail in the coffin"? Shameful. She knows that much of the population is elderly and going to die. This is a despicable attempt to take advantage of the olds.

DahBoner August 15, 2012 at 2:20 pm

Plus, Jesus had nail holes!!!

HAS SHE NO SHAME???

Gleem McShineys August 15, 2012 at 2:37 pm

Especially considering the average age of FOX News viewers! This kind of divisive rhetoric just demeans pathetic starfucker tabloid teevee even further!

jjdaddyo August 15, 2012 at 1:52 pm

Holy shit! Sara Palin actually "read" something?
Also, does Patron Saint of Bad Plastic Surgery Greta ever have any guests besides Palin? Why is this show not just called "Greta and Sarah Bitch About Libruls" or something?

An_Outhouse August 15, 2012 at 3:49 pm

she was trying to read the cue cards but she was still seeing double.

natoslug August 15, 2012 at 1:52 pm

Palin? Really? Couldn't we get some political insight from someone a little more coherent and relevant, like Jared Loughner? The ravings of a constipated halibut rapist are too much.

CrunchyKnee August 15, 2012 at 1:55 pm

"Constipated halibut rapist" for the win.

SoBeach August 15, 2012 at 1:52 pm

The word "chains" has these boneheads screaming like scalded dogs? Really? Fantastic. It's going to be a fun couple of months (and additional four years) where I get to ruthlessly mock you for being imbeciles.

bikerlaureate August 15, 2012 at 1:58 pm

Yup, the day after(?) Rmoney used the word "shackles".

No amoral cognitive dissonance there.

prommie August 15, 2012 at 1:52 pm

I guess she is still keeping the hope alive that Obama will replace Biden with her.

CrunchyKnee August 15, 2012 at 1:52 pm

I for one cannot wait for Paul "I wanted to fuck Ayn Rand" Ryan's reality teevee shows and Faux News spots after the election loss. Mostly so this dumb cunt will be out of a job.

SorosBot August 15, 2012 at 1:55 pm

Dan Quayle must be happy that thanks to this harpy he's no longer the poster child for idiotic unqualified VP picks.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 15, 2012 at 1:55 pm

this is not a dress rehearsal.

Really? Then when was the dress rehearsal? Does Romney know? What version of him will we get when he actually runs?

MoeDeLawn August 15, 2012 at 1:56 pm

In lieu of a convention spot, she's been promised rides on the elevator at the San Diego Garage Mahal. It's apparently big enough to hold snow machines.

Spurning Beer August 15, 2012 at 1:56 pm

Hey Sarah, does FOX News have an exclusive contract with you? Because if you got onto one of those Comedy Central roast shows, you 'd KILL. Lisa Lampanelli would be speechless. After a few Glen Rice jokes, anyway.

Monsieur_Grumpe August 15, 2012 at 1:56 pm

Even the FOX News people must be wondering why they keep her around.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 15, 2012 at 1:57 pm

The use of "chains" is a bit of a low blow, given the harsh enslavement that Mitt Romney has suffered over the years.

Blueb4sinrise August 15, 2012 at 1:57 pm

Horse-cum lip-gloss.

prommie August 15, 2012 at 2:13 pm

Goats. She blows goats.

Blueb4sinrise August 15, 2012 at 2:21 pm

Someone of her stature needs to suck larger domestic animal cocks.

chicken_thief August 15, 2012 at 2:19 pm

GLENN RICE LIBELZ!!!

MilwaukeeKent August 15, 2012 at 10:09 pm

One day Sarah was riding to town for supplies and her snow machine broke down a little ways out. She walked the short distance and found a mechanic to tow and fix the machine. He said it would take about an hour and a half. She told him she was going to go for a walk and would be back at that time.
When she returned she asked what was wrong with the snow machine. The mechanic looked at her and said, "You blew a seal." She wiped her chin and replied, "Yah. I got lonely on the walk. So what's wrong with the machine?"

SayItWithWookies August 15, 2012 at 1:57 pm

VAN SUSTEREN: You know, it's — both sides think the other side is dirtier than himself or herself and this campaign. But it's interesting that no sooner did the — Governor Romney give that speech than Ben LaBolt, who is the press secretary for the President Obama campaign — he came out and said, Governor Romney's comments tonight seem unhinged and particularly strange coming at a time when he's pouring tens of millions of dollars into negative ads that are demonstrably false.

It's sort of the "unhinged" and the "particularly strange." I mean, the insults are flying back and forth.

Good gravy, Greta's about as inarticulate as Palin is. Reading that transcript is like listening to two drunk creationists wander through the natural history museum.

ifthethunderdontgetya August 15, 2012 at 2:06 pm

Long time exposure to the other FOX "personalities" has damaged her cognitive skills.
~

natoslug August 15, 2012 at 2:07 pm

Yes, but I'd pay to follow two drunk creationists wander through the natural history museum, whereas with the GretaCooter show, I'd pay not to see, hear, or know anything about them ever again.

widestanceromance August 15, 2012 at 1:58 pm

The Ds talk about chains, but remember it's the Rs that actually do something with them.

Also, R&R do not talk in word salad. They talk in such an over-processed extrusion of dog whistles and garbage, it can only be called Word Slime.

Guppy August 15, 2012 at 1:59 pm

Mittens has spent more time running for president than Sarah has serving as governor.

proudgrampa August 15, 2012 at 2:00 pm

Van Susteren. Palin. What is this? The Whore Network?

RedneckMuslin August 15, 2012 at 2:01 pm

It's not the Pussy Riot I came to see.

Wilcoxyz August 15, 2012 at 2:03 pm

At least she's not harping on Joe Obiden, the guy she "debated" in 08.

ifthethunderdontgetya August 15, 2012 at 2:04 pm

“Workers of the World, Unite. You have nothing to lose but your chains!”
~

bureaucrap August 15, 2012 at 2:06 pm

In the next Obama administration, he should appoint mooselini secretary of boobs (in both senses of "boobs").

KeepFnThatChicken August 15, 2012 at 2:08 pm

I once said I was tired of her, and then recanted because the news that swept through in her vacuum was too bleak.

I take that back, yet again. SHUT THE FUCK UP, LADY.

Tundra Grifter August 15, 2012 at 2:12 pm

"This is not a dress rehearsal…"

The only dress Duh Gov' has that wasn't paid for by the RNC.

Clancy_Pants August 15, 2012 at 2:13 pm

Joe Biden to Sarah Palin: "Scoreboard"

Tundra Grifter August 15, 2012 at 2:13 pm

At the risk of pointing out the obvious, McCain-Palin lost to Obama- Biden and Duh Gov' claims Joe Biden is dragging down the ticket?

Billmatic August 15, 2012 at 2:13 pm

Somebody is totes jelly.

smokefilledroommate August 15, 2012 at 2:14 pm

They continue to be dirty!

ttommyunger August 15, 2012 at 2:14 pm

Those two: one jars the eye, the other hurts the ears. Together, the perfect shit sandwich.

smokefilledroommate August 15, 2012 at 2:16 pm

Everytime I look at Greta, I think of Personal Best.

Billmatic August 15, 2012 at 2:17 pm

Mitt Romney was reached for comment from his Shack of Socialization in Bizzaro Land: "ME NOT MITT ROMNEYS. BIDEN RACIST SO AM OBAMA. ME AM VERY HAPPY OF THIS, OBAMA AND NOT SMART, ME NOT WANT DEREGULATE WALL STREETS."

TootsStansbury August 15, 2012 at 2:17 pm

Ok that's it. I'm done. I think alternate universes have finally blended and these charactera are the result. What other explanation is there for such truly bizarre behavior?

Estproph August 15, 2012 at 2:17 pm

Only Romney gets to talk about chains, because then the speeches will all be the right length.

prommie August 15, 2012 at 2:18 pm

Cunt, "black american" isn't the preferred nomenclature.

The fucking cunt abides, though. Its kinda comforting to know she's out there, being stupid for all us sinners.

FakaktaSouth August 15, 2012 at 2:25 pm

She makes me want to beat a corvette with a tire iron. I think being a proudly ignorant, smirkily racist, profoundly inept twat is more pulling the trigger til it clicks (with votes) worthy, and none of them are names that even people around here would self apply. She's not even high-spirited or blow worthy.

prommie August 15, 2012 at 2:44 pm

Say what you will about profoundly inept twattery, at least its an ethos.

FakaktaSouth August 15, 2012 at 2:59 pm

So are cannibalism and pederasty but I can't get into those either.

DahBoner August 15, 2012 at 2:18 pm

"Will I need chains?"

"No chains, man."

–The Allnighter, 1986

Steverino247 August 15, 2012 at 2:20 pm

Listening to Sarah Palin speak is like listening to a beauty contestant or cheerleader explain the Higgs boson discovery.

marconidarwin August 15, 2012 at 2:25 pm

Well, Alaska Palin just wants a speaking gig at the DNC. She's been dumped from the RNC, the quota for Palin Reality Shows has been filled with Tawwwd and Bristol, and FOX "News" has nothing for her.

What's a GILF to do?

Maybe hook up with the OctoMom in tasteful porn. Scissoring like.

YouBetcha August 15, 2012 at 2:34 pm

For why does she so much hate the syntax, also?

Dildeaux August 15, 2012 at 2:45 pm

Id rather eat broken glass than listen to this untalented skeevey bitch further mangle her version of the english language.

ahnc August 15, 2012 at 2:45 pm

Sarah is just channeling her great disappointment at not being picked for vp and being left out of the GOP convention and is taking it out on poor Joe O'Biden.

BarackMyWorld August 15, 2012 at 2:53 pm

Paul Ryan doesn't have executive experience like Palin does.

DahBoner August 15, 2012 at 3:18 pm

How many people has Palin executed lately?

ahnc August 15, 2012 at 3:56 pm

But he does have her creamy white skin.

fredbell August 15, 2012 at 2:50 pm

This imbecile is still not comfortable saying 'Joe Biden' — she wants to say 'Joe O'Biden', which is what she thought his name was until August of 2008…Notice at 1:18 of this word salad, she pauses between 'Joe' and 'Biden'….

"Joe…….Biden drags down the ticket"

BarackMyWorld August 15, 2012 at 2:52 pm

Remember before conservatives learned to use indignation as a weapon and they used to bitch about liberals being too sensitive? Oh, those were the good ole days…

Jus_Wonderin August 15, 2012 at 2:55 pm

In that video, before you click it, is that a surveyor mark on her face?

viennawoods13 August 15, 2012 at 3:01 pm

Yes, Sarah, Joe pulls down the Dem ticket, just like he did in '08- oh wait.

AbandonHope_ August 15, 2012 at 3:04 pm

Who?

Wait, is this that woman we see in those National Enquirer and Weekly World News stories?

HistoriCat August 15, 2012 at 5:02 pm

You're thinking of the classier one – Octomom.

bobbert August 15, 2012 at 11:54 pm

BlatGirl.

Dildeaux August 15, 2012 at 3:06 pm

Every day we're talking about chains, we're not talking about tax returns. Or the economy.

larrykat August 15, 2012 at 3:07 pm

It strikes me as particularly obscene that Palin would dare to suggest anything at all concerning Hillary Clinton. I cannot imagine them in the same room together even. I suppose they could talk about their philandering husbands, but that'd be about it.

DahBoner August 15, 2012 at 3:16 pm

Isn't it about time the Snowbilly Messiah nails herself to a cross and expires (Just Like Jesus Did) for Teabagger's Sins???

archikvetch August 15, 2012 at 3:25 pm

Greta -demagoguing? DEMAGOGUING? Is this something the kids are doing? Does it involve dirty bits?

MonkeyMotion August 15, 2012 at 3:27 pm

That's right, Fox: please continue letting Palin spew advice to Mittens & Ryan, and the whole GOP. 'Cause everything she's done — governing, VP candidate, raising great kids, being super smart, etc. — has been wildly successful.

If she teams up with Bill Krystol or Krauthammer, they'd be unstoppable!

rocktonsam August 15, 2012 at 3:30 pm

Greta, The University of Wisconsin called, they want your diploma back.

An_Outhouse August 15, 2012 at 3:48 pm

Sarah, the first rule of successful dealers is don't sample the product.

Chet Kincaid_ August 15, 2012 at 3:49 pm

Sarah knows a whole freakin' lot about chains and black people! In fact, the motion picture "Black Snake Moan" accurately depicts her relationship with Glen Rice.

zippy_w_pinhead August 15, 2012 at 4:24 pm

I was going to read this story, but I got part way through the headline that says "Sarah Palin thinks…" and I fell right out of my chair laughing…

BZ1 August 15, 2012 at 4:53 pm

Sarah who?

Incitefully_Joe August 15, 2012 at 5:19 pm

this is a much more aggressive speech from Governor Romney than we’ve been seeing, saying things like about President Obama that he’s intellectually exhausted, out of ideas, out of energy

Wasn't this literally hours after Romney cancelled a campaign event, citing exhaustion?

And then said, no, he didn't mean exhaustion exhaustion, and also totally didn't cancel the stop because it was at the home of an unwed couple, either. It was just because you don't need to know why, is why.

Incitefully_Joe August 15, 2012 at 5:22 pm

I would watch the clip posted above, but I'm too busy watching reruns of Joe Biden completely schooling Sarah Palin in the '08 VP debate.

Isyaignert August 15, 2012 at 6:52 pm

Ya know, if you sit back and squint while looking at the video before it starts, the circle around $arah's face looks like a "surveyor's mark."

Soylent Green August 15, 2012 at 8:58 pm

Not to devote too much love for Ol' Joe, but an idiot to an idiot is a genius.

Soylent Green August 15, 2012 at 9:03 pm

That Play Button on her doofus face looks like a target.

LibertyLover August 15, 2012 at 10:21 pm

No, No, No, No, No. Wonkette will Not get me to click and hear that screechy voice. I won't, I won't, I wo…. Arrrrgh! You got me again.

CastleRockBear August 16, 2012 at 10:29 am

Talk about throwing stones from within your own house! We need to concentrate our combined energy on making impossible for this she-hack to speak! Seriously, she is nothing more than a Barfing Barbie! (but not as pretty) LOL

GregComlish August 17, 2012 at 1:16 am

Really? Three pages of comments in and still nobody has used "(insert meme here) Libel"? Color me impressed.

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