SO MUCH DIGNITY HERE  5:20 pm August 14, 2012

Romney Declares ‘FIRST!’ With Savvy, Ludicrous Medicare Ad

by Jim Newell

Oh goodie, the Very Serious Campaign About Our Series National Issues that was predicted after Mitt Romney’s selection of Paul Ryan is proceeding just as expected with this ad, in which the Romney-Ryan campaign explains to seniors that it’s Obama who guts Medicare, not the Paul Ryan-worshipping Republican party. We explained this paper-thin plan of the Romney campaign’s to “define” Paul Ryan earlier.

This is the sort of thing we expect in the adult conversation about “entitlements” that Paul Ryan, the most dignified statesman to have ever graced the stage of American politics, bestowed upon the nation by accepting Mitt Romney’s job offer.

Have you ever been so excited to destroy a politician’s career than you are right now with Paul Ryan’s, reader?

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SexySmurf August 14, 2012 at 5:25 pm

In Mitt's next ad, he will showcase his long record of being "rubber" while accusing Obama of being "glue."

MissTaken August 14, 2012 at 5:30 pm

I thought Rafalca was glue after the Olympics.

Maman August 14, 2012 at 5:33 pm

Do they blame the horse or the rider… I know that only the rider gets the medal.

MissTaken August 14, 2012 at 5:35 pm

It's like the bank bailout, they take the profits and when the bets go bad, we get gelded.

Chet Kincaid_ August 14, 2012 at 6:01 pm

Have you been fitted for your chains yet?

barto August 14, 2012 at 5:58 pm

They blame NoBama, duh!

MittBorg August 14, 2012 at 8:32 pm

S/he's still Tweeting me.

HogeyeGrex August 14, 2012 at 6:32 pm

The campaign slogan is going to be:

Romney/Ryan 2012 – Nuh-uh, YOU!

Boojum August 14, 2012 at 7:12 pm

"a" rubber plus "some" glue…and that was just a rumor and I heard he came through surgery just fine.

zippy_w_pinhead August 14, 2012 at 7:13 pm

someone needs to explain to the GOP base that you're not supposed to actually sniff that glue..

foxpuppet August 14, 2012 at 11:42 pm

GOP + glue = comedy gold!

Whatever August 15, 2012 at 9:42 am

You know, I just noticed your avatar pic.
AWESOME!!

NYNYNYjr August 15, 2012 at 1:27 pm

Not glue, so much as a sticky tar baby.

Sharkey August 14, 2012 at 5:26 pm

Whew! Glad that's out of the way.

hagajim August 14, 2012 at 5:28 pm

And the first gauntlet has been thrown…should I throw up now or wait?

Maman August 14, 2012 at 5:34 pm

How much bile do you have stored up?

hagajim August 14, 2012 at 5:47 pm

Not enough. I'm afraid this campaign is going to make me bulimic.

sullivanst August 14, 2012 at 6:30 pm

Trust me, the less bile the better when it comes to throwing up. Yuck. Gross.

bikerlaureate August 14, 2012 at 10:57 pm

Bileimic ?

ibwilliamsi August 14, 2012 at 6:21 pm

I moved to North Carolina in April. This shit has been going here on non stop since then. Romney commercials run back-to-back-to-back, and they are all lies. If you try to catch the local weather, you will literally see 4 Romney ads in every commercial break, and perhaps 1 Obama ad saying that Mitt Romney's ads lie every other break. It's overwhelming. My TiVo doesn't stand a chance to keep up with it.

bobbert August 15, 2012 at 12:57 am

"Tomorrow will be cloudy with a high chance of Romney lies in the AM, followed by several inches of lies in the afternoon. Later, it's likely to become dark, with an increasing chance of more Romney lies overnight."

Negropolis August 15, 2012 at 1:27 am

And what is funny is that Obama is still hanging tough in NC despite all of this. Thank god for all those Yankees that keep pouring in unabated.

ChillBill August 14, 2012 at 5:28 pm

Needs moar dead deer. Not intended to be a factual statement, also.

NorthStarSpanx August 14, 2012 at 5:43 pm

And I myself, while I haven't verified this video or any of the other things published on the Internet, condemn and support this endorsed statement.

SmutBoffin August 14, 2012 at 5:29 pm

Bad Obama stuff = sans serif

Good Romney/Ryan stuff = serifs ALL UP IN this text

RESTORE THE SERIFS VOTE ROMNEY

Incitefully_Joe August 14, 2012 at 5:57 pm

Romney Ryan IRL= Comic Sans

SmutBoffin August 14, 2012 at 5:59 pm

Papyrus/Comic sans 2012!

(Srsly tho, let's work together to put an end to font-snobbery.)

Incitefully_Joe August 14, 2012 at 6:12 pm

FUN FACT: When I submitted my Sophomore paper of intent to major in Psychology, I wrote it in Comic Sans and also put it in iambic pentameter. My faculty adviser glanced at it, and said, and this is a verbatim quote:

"I hate you so much".

Geminisunmars August 14, 2012 at 6:23 pm

Did he say it in Sans-skrit?

horsedreamer_1 August 14, 2012 at 9:38 pm

Should have used wingdings.

CapnFatback August 14, 2012 at 6:31 pm

Editin' time!

RESTORE THE SERIFS: VOTE ROMNEY!

doloras August 14, 2012 at 6:38 pm

I read that as "Restore Serfdom, Vote Romney".

Boojum August 14, 2012 at 7:12 pm

I shot the serif…

proudgrampa August 14, 2012 at 7:14 pm

I always thought Omar Serif was a really good actor. Remember him in Funny Girl? He was really —

What? Oh. Well, that's different. Never mind.

DahBoner August 15, 2012 at 11:15 am

I shot the Serif.

red_kira August 14, 2012 at 5:29 pm

Augh! Ryan's "caring face" in the last shot scares me.

elviouslyqueer August 14, 2012 at 5:42 pm

The one right before that, with the coterie of white-haired old ladies, looks as though he's just spotted a tasty looking jugular.

red_kira August 14, 2012 at 6:57 pm

Hah! So I am not the only one who thinks he is shortlisted to star in a D.C.-based re-make of "Twilight."

La_Cieca August 14, 2012 at 9:34 pm

"Dear sweet old lady, soon you will no longer be a burden to the billionaires of this country. By which I mean, I just pulled your plug."

Tundra Grifter August 14, 2012 at 5:29 pm

So (r)Money and RAyn accuse Mr. Obama of "cutting Medicare by $700 Billion."

When Democrats talk about decreasing government spending, the right wing nutz mock them if the "savings" are just a reduction in future growth.

Yet now, suddenly, in the time it takes a lightening bolt to strike, that has become a genuine "cut."

Remarkable.

BerkeleyBear August 14, 2012 at 6:11 pm

Well there are actual cuts to Medicare in the ACA, not just reductions in growth. Of course they are cuts to bullshit programs like Medicare Advantage, a Bush bribe of the private sector that a) didn't reduce costs to seniors b) didn't improve services or benefits c)wasn't paid for/relied on deficit spending (ie exactly what Rmoney claims to want to cut) and d) basically proves privatization along Ryan's plans won't do shit to improve competition or achieve cost reductions because private insurers want no part of old, heavily drugged and dying people without extra payments from someone.

sullivanst August 14, 2012 at 6:41 pm

But let's all ignore some other pertinent facts, like for example that private insurers continue to be willing to offer Medicare Advantage despite the reduction in overpayments, that the rate of enrollment in Medicare Advantage plans has increased since the reductions took effect, that the biggest single saving was actually achieved by a negotiation between the Obama administration and the hospitals wherein they agreed to lower reimbursement rates, and that the other more-than-a-third of the savings are various common-sense provisions which, taken individually, I have literally never seen anyone attempt to claim are bad ideas.

In other words, fuck Mitt Romney, hard and deep, sideways, with a rusty chainsaw.

Tundra Grifter August 14, 2012 at 9:25 pm

BB & SVT:

Thank you for your corrections. I placed too more reliance in this:
http://www.mediamatters.org/blog/2012/08/14/cnns-

There is a link there to a CBO letter, but that's from March and I think things have changed a bit since then.

It's important to get the facts out there. Particularly when I'm woofing on others for not being able to do just that.

Billmatic August 14, 2012 at 5:30 pm

Nice ad but they forgot to speak like they are from Bizzaro Land.

Toomush_Infer August 14, 2012 at 7:31 pm

Now that should be the required Republican ad voucher, because I was laughing too hard at the : "I'm Mitt Robot and I approve this message", and I peed my pants. "I'm Mitt Romney and I'm from Bizarro Land" is so much more honest…..

Billmatic August 14, 2012 at 11:07 pm

ME NOT MITT ROMNEY DISAPPROVE OF AD DO AM

coolhandnuke August 14, 2012 at 5:30 pm

The ad failed to mention it was Obama who cancelled Matlock.

SmutBoffin August 14, 2012 at 5:44 pm

This ad will air soon, starring Fred Thompson.

bobbert August 14, 2012 at 6:50 pm

Vulture / Voucher / Reverse Mortgage 2012

NorthStarSpanx August 14, 2012 at 5:44 pm

And who is to say he didn't have their beloved Andy Griffith killed?

viennawoods13 August 14, 2012 at 6:26 pm

Not beloved ever since he endorsed Obama in 2008 and made a pro-Obamacare ad in 2010.

Jus_Wonderin August 14, 2012 at 5:51 pm

And, Obama wrote the treatment of "The Golden Palace" in which the Golden Girls continue without Bea Authur. (1992-1993)

Negropolis August 15, 2012 at 1:29 am

Also, Obama has been clandestinely putting hits on the Golden Girls. Betty White, you're next!

johnnyzhivago August 14, 2012 at 5:31 pm

How many Grannies did Romney kill today???

zippy_w_pinhead August 14, 2012 at 6:23 pm

AOTK

johnnyzhivago August 14, 2012 at 5:32 pm

When does the Obama did 9/11 ad come out?

Boojum August 14, 2012 at 7:13 pm

9/12

LastGasp August 14, 2012 at 5:32 pm

Have you ever been so excited to destroy a politician’s career than you are right now with Paul Ryan’s, reader?
Wonkette, you just looked right through my heart… [rubs hands gleefully while cackling]

MissTaken August 14, 2012 at 5:33 pm

Under Obamacare not only will Medicare be gutted, but seniors will be forced to pay full price at Hometown Buffet.
Paid for by Romney/Ryan 2012

Generation[redacted] August 14, 2012 at 5:59 pm

Under Obama, the early bird special won't start until 6pm. Seniors will starve!

OneYieldRegular August 14, 2012 at 8:23 pm

And no more tennis balls for the legs of your walkers, either.

Negropolis August 15, 2012 at 1:31 am

And, he'll take your Hoverounds and give them to…to…YOUNG PEOPLE for their leisure! **gasp**

just_a_head August 15, 2012 at 1:41 am

You know, I'd really like a Hoveround. Maybe a Jazzy. Even more reason to vote Obama! Jazzies for everyone!

R&R want to kill Medicaid by the time I'm of Jazzy age, so i better get in on it now, anyway. The loss of my potential future Jazzy makes me AND the baby Jesus cry.

Why does Romney hate the baby Jesus? Why?!

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 14, 2012 at 5:33 pm

Are there laser eye sheep? I only pay attention to political ads with laser eye sheep. Or surveyor marks.

NellCote71 August 14, 2012 at 5:46 pm

Those laser eye sheep were the best. Nothing has yet to top that one.

Geminisunmars August 14, 2012 at 6:26 pm

I miss laser eye sheep.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 14, 2012 at 8:39 pm

As do we all . . . As do we all.

Negropolis August 15, 2012 at 1:32 am

But, Pete Hoekstra's "Yellow Girl" ad came pretty damned close, let me tell you.

HistoriCat August 15, 2012 at 1:14 pm

Needs more yelling at actors dressed as historical figures.

serjjj August 14, 2012 at 5:34 pm

The candidate who really wants to gut Medicare accusing a candidate who doesn't want to do anything of the sort.? Hello, Rove, we found your boomerang and it's all scummy!

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 14, 2012 at 5:35 pm

Wait, hasn't the Republican whole theme been for the last three years that Obama can't cut spending?

marconidarwin August 14, 2012 at 6:14 pm

Yes, but once Ryan was picked, his record becomes relevant.

Paul Ryan on Bailouts and Government Stimuli
-Voted YES on TARP (2008)
-Voted YES on Economic Stimulus HR 5140 (2008)
-Voted YES on $15B bailout for GM and Chrysler. (Dec 2008)
-Voted YES on $192B additional anti-recession stimulus spending. (Jul 2009)

Paul Ryan on Entitlement Programs
-Voted YES on limited prescription drug benefit for Medicare recipients. (Nov 2003)
-Voted YES on providing $70 million for Section 8 Housing vouchers. (Jun 2006)
-Voted YES on Head Start Act (2007)
-Voted YES on extending unemployment benefits from 39 weeks to 59 weeks. (Oct 2008)

HogeyeGrex August 14, 2012 at 6:46 pm

Oooh. That's gonna leave a mark.

MonkeyMotion August 14, 2012 at 5:36 pm

"Also, I will end world hunger, cure cancer, provide jobs for everyone, lower gas to $1/gal, bring Jesus to Earth, and triple military spending — all while reducing your taxes to zero.

I'm Mitt Romney, and I approve this message."

What a fuckwad.

bobbert August 14, 2012 at 6:51 pm

And world peace.

Self-Uploader August 14, 2012 at 8:51 pm

Don't forget kill Bin Laden — He's going to kill Bin Laden really dead this time.
And there's saving the auto-industry retroactively because he's king of retro-activity.
There's also going to health insurance for all. Wait a second. Strike that last one.

MilwaukeeKent August 14, 2012 at 9:42 pm

Romney is retroactive. There's that wonderful story of his first run for Governor, when it came out state law required 7 years of residence and he'd only filed state taxes for the previous five years. He retroactively filed two more years.

hollywooddood August 14, 2012 at 5:36 pm

Hey listen, a lot of us love Romneycare. Wait. What?

Fare la Volpe August 14, 2012 at 5:37 pm

Meh. It's got nothing on Avery Jessup's heavy flow.

BZ1 August 14, 2012 at 5:37 pm

Is this a moving target? 700, 711, now 716 billion. Can't they get the talking points straight?

deanbooth August 14, 2012 at 6:06 pm

I think at one point it was 500. Not scary enough, I guess.

Sharkey August 14, 2012 at 6:18 pm

The only scary number is 666, but nobody will run with it.

sullivanst August 14, 2012 at 6:45 pm

$500 billion was a lie about the first 10 years of the ACA.

$716 billion is a new grotesque distortion based on a CBO report saying that's how much the cost of Medicare would increase over the next 10 years if you repealed the ACA today.

The difference is in large part due to the long phase-in of the ACA, and also because of exponential growth.

viennawoods13 August 14, 2012 at 6:28 pm

A billion here, a billion there… what does it really matter?

zippy_w_pinhead August 14, 2012 at 6:29 pm

it's inflation- which is of course Obummer's fault, just like the weather and Julia's grocery bill

bobbert August 14, 2012 at 6:52 pm

It's the same math that makes the ARRA be one TRILLION dollars.

johnnyzhivago August 14, 2012 at 5:38 pm

This episode of "Rocko's Modern Life" about explains Romney's campaign – go to around 7:00 for Bighead's Campaign consultants:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7QcQvOkhjw

Geminisunmars August 14, 2012 at 6:32 pm

Obama's – er, I mean – Rocko's fault!

PubOption August 14, 2012 at 5:38 pm

'…strengthens the plan for the next generation'. They must define strengthen differently to the way my dictionary does.

Geminisunmars August 14, 2012 at 6:34 pm

My dictionary says "terminate" is synonym for strengthen. Right?

bobbert August 14, 2012 at 6:53 pm

My thesaurus shows "strengthen" == "destroy".

Geminisunmars August 14, 2012 at 9:19 pm

I think yours is more up-to-date.

just_a_head August 15, 2012 at 1:47 am

They keep using that word. I do not think it means what they think it means.

pinkocommi August 14, 2012 at 5:38 pm

It's too bad liar-liar-Romney's pants are not literally on fire. Maybe that is the point of the magic underwear.

Negropolis August 15, 2012 at 1:34 am

They are flame [redacted]ant.

Callyson August 14, 2012 at 5:42 pm

And the Reeps have the gall to accuse *Democrats* of not leveling with Americans about entitlement programs…

FFS…

iburl August 14, 2012 at 5:43 pm

Just today I was being harangued by a right winger on the blogosphere about how Ryan is Saving Medicare and Obama is destroying it. You have to admit that they have taken Orwell's lessons to heart. The wrong lessons, sure, but they have taken them to heart.

T3rbo August 14, 2012 at 6:15 pm

we have always been at war with obamacare?

Geminisunmars August 14, 2012 at 6:35 pm

Reading Machiavelli was too hard. Orwell is an easier manual.

sullivanst August 14, 2012 at 6:46 pm

Epecially when they have the Goebbels Notes version.

elviouslyqueer August 14, 2012 at 5:44 pm

Lordy. All the pasty whiteness in that ad. It is BLINDING.

ChillBill August 14, 2012 at 5:46 pm

Blanding, also.

Callyson August 14, 2012 at 5:50 pm

I have a very agitated Victor Davis Hanson from the National Review on line one…

Incitefully_Joe August 14, 2012 at 5:55 pm

Well, what? Mitt Romney doesn't want Republican voters to think that Medicare covers nigras too, does he?

Actually, that might be a way for him to sell voters on the idea of getting rid of it.

Sharkey August 14, 2012 at 6:46 pm

They save the chocolate for later.

Negropolis August 15, 2012 at 1:35 am

That's what she said.

Callyson August 14, 2012 at 5:46 pm

OK, that settles it: this ticket's nickname is:

Mittens' Fibbin' & Lyin' Ryan

/assholes

iburl August 14, 2012 at 9:16 pm

Lyin' Ryan and Mitt Full-o-shit

Callyson August 15, 2012 at 1:40 am

Aaand we have a winner!

PuckStopsHere August 14, 2012 at 5:48 pm

Here's what I got out of this thing (and please don't make me watch much more of this lying horses ass.) "…And now, when you are ready for your wheelchair, Nobama is going to give you this pretty pink and blue pill instead.

edgydrifter August 14, 2012 at 5:53 pm

If elected, Romney would claim to be our first black president.

Generation[redacted] August 14, 2012 at 6:03 pm

"I'll take a lot of credit for that."

Geminisunmars August 14, 2012 at 6:36 pm

He'd claim to be our first black-hearted prez, and he still wouldn't be right.

CheeseBro69 August 14, 2012 at 5:57 pm

Can you believe the chootzpah on this smuck?!

Calling out Obama for wanting to cut medicare?!!

Sharkey August 14, 2012 at 6:19 pm

What is he trying to do, lose the election?

Come here a minute August 14, 2012 at 5:57 pm

At least they are consistent — the government is still going to take away our Medicare.

anniegetyerfun August 14, 2012 at 5:58 pm

The Obama campaign should have been ready for this, though. I mean, with at least four different commercials for each potential veep pick.

Ducksworthy August 14, 2012 at 9:15 pm

Rmoney ( or rather Turd Blossom) outsmarted them. Now we'll never get to see the Jindal Exorcism spot. But OH well. Maybe the footage of Ryan praising atheistic hypocrite Ayn Rand will make up for it.

PuckStopsHere August 14, 2012 at 5:59 pm

Notice how R-Money sez "you" paid for it? That's because he didn't, at least not for the last ten years.

Barrelhse August 14, 2012 at 6:00 pm
Chet Kincaid_ August 14, 2012 at 6:00 pm

It's kind of morbid when undertakers start doing TV commercials.

Ducksworthy August 14, 2012 at 6:00 pm

The three R's. Rmoney, Ryan, Rand. Not necessarily in that order.

SayItWithWookies August 14, 2012 at 6:01 pm

Yes, President Obama wants to destroy Medicare by cutting the middleman out of a program the government already administers. And Mitt wants to save Medicare by slashing taxes for the rich and giving grandma a hundred dollar coupon each month for her increasingly expensive medical needs. See, it's just that easy.

politics_nerd August 14, 2012 at 6:01 pm

Series National Issues ? Ok.

deanbooth August 14, 2012 at 6:03 pm

That is some serious lying. That is some serious evil.

bikerlaureate August 14, 2012 at 11:10 pm

"Lying is sinful, as it has always been, and there is no exempt category for so-called 'lying for the Lord.' Lying is simply outside the range of permitted or condoned conduct by Latter-day Saints-members or leaders."

- Dallin H. Oaks, "Gospel Teachings About Lying," address to faculty, students, and alumni of BYU on September 12, 1993

bobbert August 15, 2012 at 12:53 am

Hahahahahaha, hahahahaha, haha, ha, ha, ha *falls down*

Generation[redacted] August 14, 2012 at 6:04 pm

That's nothing. In Romney's next ad, he accuses Obama of union-busting.

Ducksworthy August 14, 2012 at 6:04 pm

This severe conservative is severely mentally ill, and a severe liar. Now comes the test of whether myriad lies spread by unlimited and undisclosed dollars can swing an election. The auguries are not pleasant. The vampire ticket may well prevail.

Joshua Norton August 14, 2012 at 6:04 pm

Mittens was ready to make a deal with Satan, but then he remembered Ann Coulter endorsed him, so that would have just been redundant.

WhatTheHeck August 14, 2012 at 6:05 pm

Up is down.
(1/2) white is black.
Hawaii is Kenya.
and
Romney is for the people.

coolhandnuke August 14, 2012 at 6:10 pm

Just wait for the next Romney ad attacking Obama….claiming he will ban bingo as illegal gambling, move the early bird dining special to a 6 pm starting time and cite the mall-walking blue hairs for trespassing.

OldWhiteLies August 14, 2012 at 6:14 pm

No wonder Sununu was so incensed earlier. Soledad nailed this ad's missing bona fides to the studio wall before it even hit the street.

Sununu in spasms; incredulous at being questioned. Reminds me of that cartoon: "Hey, they're lighting their arrows! Can they do that?" Warms my soshlizt librul heart.

Chichikovovich August 14, 2012 at 6:21 pm

Perhaps I'm misremembering, or running distinct things together, but didn't the Repubbies use this "Obama slashed $700 billion from Medicare" line in 2010? Wasn't that basically one of only two things they said to win the House of Representatives? Along with the slogan "Jobs, Jobs, Jobs. No really, jobs. Not more abortion restrictions and stupid pointless resolutions to repeal Obamacare and demand birth certificates for presidential candidates and blocking any measure that might improve the economy. No sir, that would be stupid and insulting. Jobs, I say!" (It may have been a bit more consise than I recall it as being.)

I certainly hope that the Democrats have worked out a better response this time around.

emmelemm August 14, 2012 at 6:44 pm

Have you actually met any Democrats? Defeat from the jaws of victory, so on, so forth…

bobbert August 14, 2012 at 6:46 pm

Your memory is, of course, accurate, and I certainly hope the Dems respond much more actively. But I do think there are a couple of things that may help to reduce the effectiveness of this particular Republican lie this time around.

1. Overall turnout will be higher, and the proportion of Medicare recipients will therefore be lower.

2. Two years have passed, and of course there hasn't been any large blanket impact on general Medicare services. Some folks who had fancy-shmancy Medicare Advantage programs may feel put-upon, and there are certainly some who will simply believe Obama is the devil (i.e., "other"); but the latter group would vote against him no matter what, and I don't think the former group is all that large.

I am hopeful (perhaps naively so) that if there were any old farts who voted Republican in 2010 solely because of the "Obama slashed Medicare" lie, that at least some of them will ask themselves "If that's true, why haven't my benefits been affected?", and reconsider.

BarackMyWorld August 14, 2012 at 6:22 pm

This would be a good time for the news media to step in with an unbiased report that explains the two plans and how they differ in an honest factual way.

Which is about as likely as Kat Dennings showing up at my front door and offering to blow me.

TavariousChinaSmith August 15, 2012 at 9:16 am

No, she'll probably get to you. She was at my house last night, working her way down the block. It's just a matter of scheduling.

zippy_w_pinhead August 14, 2012 at 6:24 pm

Mitt's next ad: "why won't Obama release his tax returns?"

Isyaignert August 14, 2012 at 8:20 pm

I think they're focused on Obama's college transcripts, because you know, any fumduck can be the editor of the Harvard Law Review. You know, that diploma mill, Harvard.

BlueStateLibel August 14, 2012 at 6:28 pm

Those two funeral directors certainly got the vampire look that the kids all love down pat, don't they.

sullivanst August 14, 2012 at 6:28 pm

Mittens experiment to find out just how far you have to go those days before the MSM finally calls you a liar continues.

bobbert August 14, 2012 at 6:29 pm

I'm not going to watch it, but just from the still-shot I'll bet that the meta-message is addressed to those 55 and older: "We're not going to do anything to affect you, we're just going to fuck over other peoples' kids, so vote for us".

I have two more months of $1200 health insurance premiums, and then I go on Medicare, so pull up that ladder. Not.

Sometimes I get a little annoyed with the whippersnappers around this blog globally assigning malevolence to Boomers (I'll point out again that I will be among the second year's worth of Boomers to actually go on Medicare without disability).

But the number of Boomers between ages 55 and 66 is quite large. If a significant chunk of that cohort does go all KMAG YOYO about Medicare, we will deserve all the derision you crazy kids want to heap on us.

GeorgiaBurning August 14, 2012 at 6:43 pm

I remember the joke sign in a parts store : "We Screw the Other Guy to Save You Money". But at some point we're all "Other Guys"

schvitzatura August 14, 2012 at 6:56 pm

Ryan is the first core cadre Gen Xer to rise to significant leadership role in either party. He's preparing the folks born after 1964 for American hegemonic decline with his fiscal pragmatism, right?

arihaya August 14, 2012 at 6:34 pm

it’s Obama who guts Medicare, not the Paul Ryan

and it's Bush who found and killed Osama Bin Laden, not Obama

FUCK THIS PEOPLE and their alternative reality

proudgrampa August 14, 2012 at 7:20 pm

I don't understand political ads.

randcoolcatdaddy August 14, 2012 at 7:30 pm

Obama took money from a program you really like to help fund another program you really like that will be cheaper for everyone in the long run.

And I want to get rid of both programs you really like.

I'm Mitt Romney and I paid for this piece of ineffective bollocks.

Toomush_Infer August 14, 2012 at 7:35 pm

Pretty sure the required tag line should be: "I'm Mitt Romney and I'm lying to old people. Vote 2012."……

under_score August 14, 2012 at 7:39 pm

The most appalling thing? This will work.

Isyaignert August 14, 2012 at 8:17 pm

Two words: Yuk Fu

smokefilledroommate August 14, 2012 at 9:08 pm

Ryan's hoping that the seniors who were covered on Medicare Advantage plans are dead now.

ttommyunger August 14, 2012 at 9:42 pm

I ain't watching this shit. I don't even watch Barry's Ads, fer Chrissakes.

bobbert August 15, 2012 at 12:58 am

Two features of a good plan.

Baba_NinjaCat12 August 14, 2012 at 9:48 pm

The ad failed to mention to the seniors, Obama will use seniors as source of food, called Government Meat, for the welfare recipients to eat.

mosjef August 14, 2012 at 10:40 pm

Paul Ryan is actually a hologram created by Fox News voiced by the talking boil on Wilfred Brimley's sorry ass.

NorbertsRevenge August 14, 2012 at 10:52 pm

1) I'm not usually one to leap to these kinds of conclusions, but the subliminals hit me at least like a sledgehammer, I could barely notice anything else. Watch this again and pay very close attention to what appears in black and what appears in white, and when. Especially the part with the hospital pillow, the part where Obama's blackety black Obamacare plan gives your money to blackety black people who are not you, whitey.

2) Is it just me or is Romney on some serious drugs / sleeping pills / creepy vibe in the reading of the approval line at the end.

mosjef August 14, 2012 at 10:56 pm

They want to strengthen Medicare the same way they strengthened the defined pension, leaving most people with inadequate retirement, except Wall Street guys like Mittles and holograms like Paul Ryan.

Negropolis August 15, 2012 at 1:23 am

You know, I roll my eyes at most of the shit that is tossed around during election season, but this Medicare thing has sent me up the wall both now and in 2010 when the Republicans had the gall to portray the Dems as the party of Medicare murder all the while one of the central parts of their platform is killing Medicare. It just blows my mind. The cyncism of it all.

gogogodzilla August 15, 2012 at 1:31 am

So the Romney campaign really is a massively expensive performance art piece.

After all, it's not art unless someone pays for it!

hippie13 August 15, 2012 at 7:11 am

While Ludicrous may be one of New Orleans best musicians I really don't understand why Mitt would use him to speak to senior citizens about Medicare?

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