Hey, Barack NoBAma, were you at the Iowa State Fair yesterday, cold buyin’ beers for the first 10 people to swear loyalty oaths to you for the privilege of quaffing sweet, cold Bud?
When asked if he was buying, Obama said, “Let me see what’s in my wallet.”
As the crowd cheered “Four more beers!” the president relented.
“I’ll tell you what, except for Romney sign, I’ll buy beers for ten people,” he said.
Barack Obama basically put that man in a FEMA camp. Why does he hate civility?
Anyway, we are 100 percent positive that those free beers if you aren’t holding a Romney sign are probably illegal, because CORRUPTION and VOTE-BUYING, and we expect the asshole Judicial Watch to file suit any second, retroactively removing him from office for his crimes against comity and the politicization of beer.
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To be fair, the Romney supporter was really enjoying that Kool Aid.
Kool Aid, or Bud Light as depicted, same thing.
I wouldn't piss my beer on an asshole holding a Romney sign.
please reconsider.
I would- if I drank beer and could piss like a guy
You could hire a proxy. I'd do it for you for a six pack.
He should only get a jellyfish sting and beg us to piss on him.
To be fair, it was Bud, so the distinction is pretty academic.
Screw you pal,go have a beer with Mr.Mormon.Just keep'in it real brother!
He's definitely NOT "the guy you'd have a beer with."
He's not buying shit for anyone else, either. he's a cheap bastard.
Though he's the guy who'd make you want to drink a beer or ten…
Bush was supposedly a recovering alcoholic, but people still said he was the one they'd have a beer with.
Call it a technicality, but Bud Lite isn't really beer.
Also, since when did the President stop drinking 40 ouncers…?
I guess they weren't selling malt liquor there.
Agreed but it's infinitely more beer-like than Mitt's ice cold milk.
Don't Romney supporters drink champagne, anyway?
Cristal
coffee, tea, coke, fluoridated waterCoke is ok, in fact some Mormans drink it like fiends, since the LDS church invested in Coca-Cola.
Wait, there's a church of LSD? This sounds interesting.
and they're all snortin' blow according to Thundercat
And they have all kinds of weird hallucinations, like they are going to go and exist on some alien planet after they die, and Jesus visited their town, and they love their underwear.
But the church disguised it as a prophesy!
The tears of starving orphans.
champagne and man juice.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/sns-r…
but he did purchase a glass of whole milk for the Romney supporter.
If buying beer got you elected, I'd be king of the universe by now.
My Liege!!!!
Imagine not buying a beer for a guy who is shitty to you. The gall of Obama. He isn't being very Godly
At least he didn't try to cover his tab with a hand-written note from Ray Kroc.
"If you want free beer you don't have to pay for, vote for the other guy. Wait, where are you all going?"
the crowd cheered "Four more beers!"
My kind of crowd.
Sounds a lot more fun than listening to a Randian explain how screwing me out of medicaid and cutting taxes for billionaires is going to fix the country.
One candidate wants to buy me beer. The other isn't sure what humans use beer for.
The choice is obvious.
If only it had lubricating properties…it might compute for Romney.
How else would Rafalca keep her mane so manageable and shiny?
Of course, he served them Kenyan Tusker beer http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/822/2563/
See, Nobama doesn't care about farmers. If he did, he would have bought them a gallon of Ethanol.
It tastes like burning!
Principal Romney, I got carsick in your office.
Every time you link to an article by Charlie Spiering I laugh…that picture is hilarious…he looks like he's wearing a confirmation suit his mother bought him…hahah…oh lord…
That's a picture taken of the Keanu Reeves exhibit at Madame Tussauds.
I fucking LIKE my President to have a beer. I simply don't trust people who don't drink.
I seriously don't understand how Obama doesn't spend every night completely drunk. Maybe he's saving it for the rest of his life, but if I were him, I'd spend an awful lot of time being blitzed.
He can't because he'd probably give in to temptation and post pics to the twitterz of that Churchill bust wearing funny hats (sombrero).
or pictures of when he rubs his balls in the jellybean dish he keeps out as a tribute to reagan.
ISLAMOPHOBE!!!
I thought that people who disagreed with politicians at the Iowa State Fair were supposed to be hauled off by state troopers.
There are so many choice comments from the Examiner comment board. Pity that the majority of them are from basement-dwelling poopsacks who probably haven't voted in an election at all, ever.
When did Bud Light become 'beer'?
Romney countered by giving the entire US middle class the finger.
I want to see him smoke a bowl with the first 10 interceptors.
Mitt Romney is not a beer drinker, but some of his best friends own multinational beverage conglomerates.
Question: Would Romney lose his own planet in the afterlife if he bought beers for supporters?
I thought Romney and McCain didn't care for one another.
McCain's just a tiny nit in the grand Unilever beverage conglomerate. Mitt's friends are at the very top in Switzerland (with his money).
If I were PresO I would have busted out the presidential switchblade and shot-gunned the fuck out of all the beers in Iowa, or maybe there should be an official Funnel of the POTUS? BeerPong with a Presidential Seal? Since these are the issues that matter, I think I would be a fun Pres.
The only problem would be getting you into a cab and making sure you didn't go home with the Koch brothers.
Ya got my vote.
VP Biden is on the phone … the White House is interested in your ideas and wants to know if you would consider becoming "Beer Czar".
There's such a fine line between socializing and socialism. Ayn Rand would *never* buy anyone a beer, right Paul?
You need a hell of a lot of beer to deal with being at the Iowa State Fair.
Gotta wash down that fried butter on a stick with something.
Butterstick LIBEL!!
I dare the Rmoney supporter to drink a beer with Rmoney.
O should have given the Rmoney guy .82% of a beer.
"When you've said O-BAMA, you've said it all."
And when you've got Rmoney, you've got shit.
I haven't heard that slogan since the 70s.
Beer Stamp President!
My name is Homer Simpson, and I approve this message.
PresO and my boyfriend Joe should challenge R-squared to a game of quarters for the election. Or maybe President – Asshole? I mean, damn it's RIGHT THERE in the name, it's like it was meant to be. UpRiver – DownRiver maybe is too on the nose, but good lord I now remember what I really learned in college.
Obama/Biden and Romney/Ryan should mix up some Jack Daniels and Coke, have a drunken sock-fight, pogo to the Specials, and then stagger down the street at 3 in the morning singing "Emotional Rescue". The next day, the RA can give the whole floor a stern lecture about the pot he knows they're trafficing. This is how I became the upstanding citizen I am today.
I bet the green coffee bean stand will be popular at the Iowa State Fair. At least it should be.
"Beer? I know beer distillery owners"
Almost four years, another shot of the guy drinking a beer and no beer gut. This guy wasn't born in America. By now it should be hanging six inches below his belt.
Say, you know what does hang six inches below his belt?
Hmmmm. "An onion" definitely isn't the right answer…
why does he taunt Tagg?
There's something sweetly old-fashioned about the president buying a beer, like they should be wearing boaters and bowler hats. Somewhere, Al Smith smiles.
Through the looking-glass, this is seen as Chicago style politics at its worst! Schaller's Pump! The Machine!
Yeah, but who would YOU want to have a glass on water on Kolob with?
Yeah, but Ryan will split a $350 cabernet with you. If you're a think tank economist.
In fairness, the Romney guy was already high on something. Maybe beer, maybe Paul Ryan's budget, maybe meth. Hard to tell with that crowd.
OT but Romney spokesbot Tara Hall answered a question about Medicare with "“there are no differences relative to how we address this going forward with these two great men at the top of the ticket.” Typical Romney: He's indecisive about who's head of his own ticket.
Perhaps she was thinking about the Kochs.
Or Norquist and Oxybaugh.
I do think it's ironic that 97% of the people who will vote for the dry-because-the-Prophet-commands-it Mormon were the same people who voted for the dry-because-I-was-a-total-drunken-fuck-up W because they felt they could have a beer with him.
These people are wrong on like three different levels and don't even get it.
Mitt would be 1000% more likely to sell these idiots into white slavery than have a beer with them.
Romney maybe doesn't drink beer, but he is best friends with people who own breweries. So, there's that.
I have to admit, "Four more beers!" is actually pretty funny. Kudos, you beer-loving Obamabot Iowans.
The whole exchange was funny and kind of sweet. Made me wish I was there. In Iowa. Briefly.
This is worse than wrestling Grandpa to the ground and bum-rushing loud-mouthed lady hecklers combined!!1!!1!
Drudge Sirens: "Obama Tells Romney Supporter To Suck His Dick"
Who says Obama does not believe in exceptionalism?
Romney will only drink a beer if it's less that .82% alcohol.
So it was a Bud Lite, what's the problem?
Once again Obama is being a cruel practitioner of Chicago-style politics. A decent human being would have avoided the whole subject, out of respect for the fact that Paul Ryan's late father would occasionally enjoy a beer.
OBAMALAMADINGDONG SHOULD BE IMPEACHED AND TRIED FOR TREASON FOR THIS TRAVESTY!!! Obozobomba basically just pissed all over OUR FREEDOM , America and Jesus ..also God !!11!! OOOOUUUUTTTTTRAAAAAAAGGE!!!!
Cindy McCain does not approve.
The comments on the Examiner site were crazy. "Oh, he missed a chance to be a uniter." "Oh, he is using our tax money to buy that." Thankfully Examiner readers are just the homeless filth the GOP isn't going to allow to vote anyways.
"dave" is precious. He's probably the next shooter.
Scandalous, that this furriner expects to be paid for destroying the country.
Unlike W.
Look at that Obama, doing exactly what we predicted. Giving gov't beer handouts to Democrats and leaving all the Republicans to buy their own beer.
Romney would gladly buy you a Fresca as long as he can get a receipt so he can take it off his taxes.
you mean, he'd act like he needed the receipt and then just keep not paying taxes.
The only way the GOP could top that is if they nominated someone married to a trollopy beer heiress.
Can this president stoop any lower?
Kinda cool that Obama cock-punched mittbot twice here. Once, by simply drinking beer. The other by having only $10 in his wallet. See folks, just a normal guy deserving of your vote.
Here in Northern California at any public event you want to name – rodeo, county fair, ball game, street carnival, etc. – you couldn't buy two beers with ten bucks.
Mitt Romney will swipe back by buying these people a ton of Jello
Barack Obama is a real human being. "Let me see what's in my wallet." You know that's his own money.
If it had been (r)Money, and if he were willing to buy somebody a beer, his first question would have been "Does anyone have change for a $1,000?"
In other news, Romney offered to buy everyone a Root Beer.
This is why we need to bring back Prohibition. Along with Slavery.
Romney supporters do not need their President to buy beer for them. They can buy it on their own without help from the government.
The President should have bought two beers for the Romney sign guy – how's he going to hold up his sign when his hands are full of beer?
I like it – but the wingnuts would've complained about that too.
Or if he'd bought the guy one beer.
Or ten.
Actually he had R-Money-sign's best interests at heart – we're talking Budweiser here after all…
It wasn't beer, it was Bud. Poison rat dicks would have been kinder.
The Washington Examiner: Isn't that a sweet piece of muckracking
Guy with the Rmoney sign was imbibing the bitter dregs of sweet, sweet racist hatred.
Not giving a person Budweiser could be seen as a favor.
And don't forget the Golden Pilates.
In quiet rooms.
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