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Paul Ryan Arrests All The Olds At His Events, Probably So He Can Eat Them

Hey, remember when all those Tea Partiers got arrested at all the Democrats’ town hall meetings two years ago? Oh, you don’t, because none of them were arrested for, say, disturbing the peace, even though they had purposely coordinated not to make themselves heard but to drown out their Democratic congresspeople? Weird. Well, the longtime Wonkette reader will remember Zooey Deschanel’s twin sister, Paul Ryan, arresting all (non-Tea Party) humans ever, but here is a nice bit of video from a different angle: namely, the angle of this old man being taken to the ground by the po-po. That will teach you to yell about your Medicare, Old Man.

Where is Ice T when we need him?

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    1. Nostrildamus

      Under the New Medicare, injuries sustained as a result of police action will not be treated.

      Obviously. These people are just gaming the system.

  1. noodlesalad

    Zooey Deschanel’s twin sister, Paul Ryan – love this

    "Siri, is that informed dissent?"

    "Yes, Pauly, it appears to be raining with facts."

    "Have it arrested, Siri."

  2. Mittens Howell, III

    Vampires are often concerned about high blood-pressure in their victims. It can lead to nasty face-sprays.

  3. Mittens Howell, III

    Going to prison will be one of the few health-care choices left for seniors under Ryan.

    1. Beowoof

      They still won't give them health care, the only people who will hear their complaining and screams of pain are the guards.

  4. pinkocommi

    What is this world coming to if an old can no longer yell, "Get off my lawn!"? But if that old guy had a handgun at that meeting, he'd be perfectly welcome by the Republitards. Naturally.

  5. Not_So_Much

    Only 71? Why is he shouting instead of digging a ditch somewhere until he's conveniently worn out and dead to contribute society?

  6. freakishlywrong

    This should be really fun after they steal the election and impose all their wingnuttry upon the low-information masses. Good times! I'll check in from elsewhere..

  7. sbj1964

    Just mention the word Medicare,and you have what appears in politics as an instant Cast reunion party from the movie Cocoon.

  8. Mittens Howell, III

    Sorry old man. That money you paid in over 50 years was all used up sending Ryan to college and funding his cadillac health care plan.

    But hey! Here's your complementary cat-food voucher.

  9. Jus_Wonderin

    "the longtime Wonkette reader will remember Zooey Deschanel’s twin sister, Paul Ryan"

    Bones Libel. Actually, I can't UNsee this now. Thank you Rebecca.

  10. carlgt1

    working people paying into Social Security for decades is a "commie entitlement" — but career politicians like Ryan are doing "god's will & hard work"….

  11. Beowoof

    You know those old people who think it is their right to collect from a plan they paid into for 50 years, are getting pretty uppity. They need to be put in their place, have their social security and medicare taken away. And if they get mouthy about it, they should have their ass beat. Ryan is showing the other republicans how to handle them olds.

  12. subsum

    When conservatives do it it's called patriotic civil disobedience and it's firmly rooted in our Founding Father's rebellion against the British. When the rest of us do it it's treasonous sedition inspired by the likes of Che Guevara and some gays wanting to marry their dogs.

    Republicans need 51 votes in the Senate to pass a bill, Democrats need 60. An individual mandate for health insurance is an innovative market-friendly approach to lowering healthcare costs when (and while) a Republican governor champions it in Massachussetts but it's socialism when a Democratic president does it.

    I guess the world is going to continue to be like that unless we do something about it.

  13. BaldarTFlagass

    At least there seems to be some awareness of this guy's plans on the part of the olds. Because olds vote.

  14. RemyLeHeaux

    The little D-Bag actually makes a joke about the guy's blood-pressure medicine as he's dragged away… unbelievable, what a charmer!

    1. widestanceromance

      The Clash had something to say about just about everything, which are all the reasons I love them.

  15. Mittens Howell, III

    Give an old man a $200 plate of chicken and they fucking turn on you, just like that.

    Lesson learned.

    1. Nostrildamus

      Give a man a chicken and he can whoop for a day.
      Teach a man to fuck a chicken and he can whoop for a lifetime.

  16. Blueb4sinrise

    Well, here Paul, I used the Googlez…….

    debt: (det) Something owed, such as money, goods, or services.

    You're welcome.

    1. Mittens Howell, III

      Nice of Ryan to help out there: "Hi officer, yes–this one, and this one."

      We can't be having Free Speech anymore, it adds to the deficit.

    2. 415buzzard

      Fucker makes my skin crawl. I hope the rest of America sees this video and starts to feel the same way….

  17. veence69

    Someday, probably soon, a handful of swine abusing their authority are going to find themselves at the mercy of an angry group of citizens. That's where it all begins.

    Fucking Pigs.

  18. el_donaldo

    The origins of modern police forces are in 16th and 17th century efforts to remove the poor from estates that were enclosing previously common lands – so there you go. Right back to the Founders once again.

  19. Baconzgood

    This old guy reminds me of an old timer that I used to work with. He used to photocopy chapters from Michael Moore and Al Frankin books and hand them out to people around the office. One time a ex-navy guy said to him "you should like Bush (dubya), you were in World War II" The old timer said really calmly "I fought in Anzio to keep people like Bush out of power".

    Kirt was cool.

    1. Fox n Fiends

      That's the difference between people who were drafted and those who enlisted for career advancement. Though the latter are socialist taxmonsters.

  20. SorosBot

    " Zooey Deschanel’s twin sister, Paul Ryan"

    Are you saying that Ryan is a rare male Manic Pixie Dream Girl, for wingnuts? That makes a lot of sense, actually.

  21. Slim_Pickins

    I live in SE Wisconsin this time of year as a non-resident taxpayer. Curiously, there are Ryan for Congress signs going up all over the place today. I guess he's hedging his bets. Those career politicians can afford to be without a job.

    1. Jus_Wonderin

      Yeah, he wouldn't wanna stop sucking on the guvmint teet while he trying to prevent anyone from doing the same. (I don' think that came out right, but we get the idea).

  22. ThundercatHo

    Please, oh please, baby Jesus, let this be in the next Obama commercial I see. My mouse will be hovering over the Quick Donate button in anticipation.

  23. Mittens Howell, III

    Coincidentally, the left indicator on that guy's car has been on for the last 50 years.

  24. smashedinhat

    Well, the Republicans have obviously devised a plan to suppress much of the Black and Latino vote, hence their ignoring of those groups. But you wake up the olds at your peril!

  25. BaldarTFlagass

    OT, but here we go again. Gunman at Texas A&M, several dead.

    edit: maybe not dead. Guy must have been a bad shot.

    1. BoatOfVelociraptors

      How many times are we going to have to utter the phrase popularized by a bowl of petunias?
      "Not again."

    2. HistoriCat

      Bad shot and he went on his spree before students returned to campus (summer commencement was last week) – insert dumb-Aggie joke here.

    3. Mumbly_Joe

      BTW, in case you were wondering, it's still much too soon to be talking about America's weekly mass-shootings and how America's gun policies relate to them.

    1. rickmaci

      Yep. That audio played as an off camera voice against pics of seniors protesting Social Security cuts would be devastating.

  26. Nostrildamus

    You know, joking about someone needing medication, in a room full of people who need various medications, might not be the optimal strategy here.

    1. StarsUponThars

      You would think, but did you hear the audience laughing along with Ryan? There are really just two kinds of people in America now, those that watched that clip in horror and those who laughed along with the other sociopaths.

    1. tessiee

      And this is the sum and substance of Paul Ryan, and every decent person's reaction to him.
      One thousand upfists to you (plus one for your avatar).

  27. HistoriCat

    Zooey Deschanel’s twin sister, Paul Ryan

    This is blatantly false. I want to watch Zooey Deschanel masturbate before I have wild, passionate sex with her; I want Paul Ryan to go fuck himself.

  28. Callyson

    "I hope he's taken his blood pressure medication"

    He won't be able to afford it if you come to power, asshole…

  29. tessiee

    I'm so tired of this smug prick already.
    Will somebody please hurry up and find the dead, mutilated whores in his basement rape dungeon so we don't have to look at that fucking smirk anymore?
    Thank you.

  30. Ducksworthy

    I hope they took that old man out and pepper-sprayed him good. Ryan only likes to eat the olds if they're not properly prepared.

  31. tessiee

    See, now, the gun nuts have a point. If the old gent had been packing a Glock, that wouldn't have happened.

  32. Gleem McShineys

    "I hope he's taking his blood pressure medication"

    Yeah, and I hope you like your upcoming third-rail barbeque, Paul. The Olds sure do love changes to that silly Medicare!

  33. mr bojangles

    'i hope he took his medicine, i want him alive so i can kick him in the balls hahahaha!' president paul ryan sneered as the old man was beaten to death on the south lawn of the white house.

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