fuck tha police

Paul Ryan Arrests All The Olds At His Events, Probably So He Can Eat Them


Hey, remember when all those Tea Partiers got arrested at all the Democrats’ town hall meetings two years ago? Oh, you don’t, because none of them were arrested for, say, disturbing the peace, even though they had purposely coordinated not to make themselves heard but to drown out their Democratic congresspeople? Weird. Well, the longtime Wonkette reader will remember Zooey Deschanel’s twin sister, Paul Ryan, arresting all (non-Tea Party) humans ever, but here is a nice bit of video from a different angle: namely, the angle of this old man being taken to the ground by the po-po. That will teach you to yell about your Medicare, Old Man.

Where is Ice T when we need him?

About the author

Rebecca is the editor and publisher of Wonkette. She is the author of Commie Girl in the O.C., a collection of her OC Weekly columns, and the former editor of LA CityBeat. Go visit her Commie Girl Collective, and follow her on the Twitter!

View all articles by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Comments

Hey there, Wonkeputians! Shypixel here to remind you to remember our Commenting Rules For Radicals, Enjoy!

  • bumfug

    Under the New Medicare, injuries sustained as a result of police action will not be treated.

    • foxpuppet

      Because we know that you were guilty of SOMETHING.

      • Callyson

        Ed Meese approves this message.

    • RadioBowels

      By New Medicare, do you mean Romneycare or Ryancare?

      • RedneckMuslin

        Actually, the new GOP health plan is called WhoCares?

        • RadioBowels

          They want to call it NobamaCare.

    • Generation[redacted]

      Beat him senseless, then give him a voucher.

    • Nostrildamus

      Under the New Medicare, injuries sustained as a result of police action will not be treated.

      Obviously. These people are just gaming the system.

  • chicken_thief

    Good thing the old man's name wasn't "Buck".

  • noodlesalad

    Zooey Deschanel’s twin sister, Paul Ryan – love this

    "Siri, is that informed dissent?"

    "Yes, Pauly, it appears to be raining with facts."

    "Have it arrested, Siri."

  • Mittens Howell, III

    Vampires are often concerned about high blood-pressure in their victims. It can lead to nasty face-sprays.

  • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

    Another brilliant Ryan plan. If the olds are all in jail, they won't need Medicare.

    • ColHeightsChic

      Or, if the olds are all in jail, they won't flock to vote for Obama.

  • Mittens Howell, III

    Going to prison will be one of the few health-care choices left for seniors under Ryan.

    • Beowoof

      They still won't give them health care, the only people who will hear their complaining and screams of pain are the guards.

      • Jus_Wonderin

        Guards? Wouldn't that cost tax money?

        • FNMA

          And that's why we need to privatize the prisons. Duh.

    • Guppy

      Just make sure you try to steal more than $1 next time.

  • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

    I'm sure this will be the lead story in Jonah Goldberg's new book Conservative Fascism.

  • pinkocommi

    What is this world coming to if an old can no longer yell, "Get off my lawn!"? But if that old guy had a handgun at that meeting, he'd be perfectly welcome by the Republitards. Naturally.

  • Not_So_Much

    Only 71? Why is he shouting instead of digging a ditch somewhere until he's conveniently worn out and dead to contribute society?

  • freakishlywrong

    This should be really fun after they steal the election and impose all their wingnuttry upon the low-information masses. Good times! I'll check in from elsewhere..

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    First rule of Ryancare — nobody talks about Ryancare.

    • JustPixelz

      I see you put "Ryan" and "care" together. Why?

      • Mittens Howell, III

        Maybe medicare will become Ryan-carcass.

        • FNMA

          Doesn't have the same ring as Soylent Green.

      • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

        Hey, if we can have local news and compassionate conservatism, we can have Ryancare.

  • sbj1964

    Just mention the word Medicare,and you have what appears in politics as an instant Cast reunion party from the movie Cocoon.

  • Mittens Howell, III

    Sorry old man. That money you paid in over 50 years was all used up sending Ryan to college and funding his cadillac health care plan.

    But hey! Here's your complementary cat-food voucher.

  • Jus_Wonderin

    "the longtime Wonkette reader will remember Zooey Deschanel’s twin sister, Paul Ryan"

    Bones Libel. Actually, I can't UNsee this now. Thank you Rebecca.

    • tessiee

      Bones is Emily Deschanel.
      Zooey is The New Kid, or something.

      • Jus_Wonderin

        I love Emily. Yes, I just had to type Bones Libel today. <g>

  • carlgt1

    working people paying into Social Security for decades is a "commie entitlement" — but career politicians like Ryan are doing "god's will & hard work"….

  • ProgressiveInga

    "That will teach you to yell about your Medicare, Old Man"

    Romney/Anton Chigurh 2012!

  • Goonemeritus

    Let’s face it we hippies are easier to arrest because it’s hard to run in saddles.

    • Oblios_Cap

      I really hope you meant 'sandles". Cause I ain't Rafalca.

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

      Whinny?

    • Gleem McShineys

      "I CAME HERE ON MY HORSE TODAY!"

      — Ann Romney

  • Baconzgood

    You know who else arrested people that shouted dissent?

    • Beowoof

      George W. Bush

    • BoatOfVelociraptors

      John Pike, the UC Davis pepper spray cop?

    • chicken_thief

      That Miller fuckwad that ran for Senate in AL?

    • MinAgain

      Maleficent?

    • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Mumbly_Joe

      The NYPD?

    • foxpuppet

      Nero?

    • Pat_Pending

      Come on folks, this time it really WAS Hitler!

      • Gleem McShineys

        All of the Hitlers, Katie.

    • Callyson

      Mayor Daley Senior?

    • rickmaci

      Gov. Ronald Reagan

    • bobbert

      Whatzhisfuck Hayakawa.

  • Beowoof

    You know those old people who think it is their right to collect from a plan they paid into for 50 years, are getting pretty uppity. They need to be put in their place, have their social security and medicare taken away. And if they get mouthy about it, they should have their ass beat. Ryan is showing the other republicans how to handle them olds.

  • Baconzgood

    The more I hear of this guy the more I want to cock punch him.

    • FNMA

      Repeatedly.

    • Gleem McShineys

      Funny, the old man is also getting a Koch punch.

  • barto

    That's some really nice policework there, boys. Keeping 'Merka Safe!

  • subsum

    When conservatives do it it's called patriotic civil disobedience and it's firmly rooted in our Founding Father's rebellion against the British. When the rest of us do it it's treasonous sedition inspired by the likes of Che Guevara and some gays wanting to marry their dogs.

    Republicans need 51 votes in the Senate to pass a bill, Democrats need 60. An individual mandate for health insurance is an innovative market-friendly approach to lowering healthcare costs when (and while) a Republican governor champions it in Massachussetts but it's socialism when a Democratic president does it.

    I guess the world is going to continue to be like that unless we do something about it.

    • SorosBot

      As always, It's OK If You're A Republican.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    At least there seems to be some awareness of this guy's plans on the part of the olds. Because olds vote.

  • RemyLeHeaux

    The little D-Bag actually makes a joke about the guy's blood-pressure medicine as he's dragged away… unbelievable, what a charmer!

  • Oblios_Cap

    Didn't The Clash have something to say about Freedom of Speech?

    • widestanceromance

      The Clash had something to say about just about everything, which are all the reasons I love them.

  • Mittens Howell, III

    Give an old man a $200 plate of chicken and they fucking turn on you, just like that.

    Lesson learned.

    • Oblios_Cap

      Must have been some rubber chicken to provoke such a response. Egads!

    • Nostrildamus

      Give a man a chicken and he can whoop for a day.
      Teach a man to fuck a chicken and he can whoop for a lifetime.

  • Dr_Zoidberg

    Paul Ryan is a lovely man, he is.

    • Mittens Howell, III

      He's Maaarvelous.

  • Baconzgood

    Don't taze me sonny.

  • Blueb4sinrise

    Well, here Paul, I used the Googlez…….

    debt: (det) Something owed, such as money, goods, or services.

    You're welcome.

  • http://grandpaboy.blogspot.com/ seppdecker

    That's what the Olds get for not showing up with their tri-corner hats and Constitutionally-protected AK-47s…

  • ProgressiveInga

    He's not very nice to the womens, either: http://core.talkingpointsmemo.com/tv/videos/heckl

    Jackass.

    • Mittens Howell, III

      Nice of Ryan to help out there: "Hi officer, yes–this one, and this one."

      We can't be having Free Speech anymore, it adds to the deficit.

    • 415buzzard

      Fucker makes my skin crawl. I hope the rest of America sees this video and starts to feel the same way….

  • veence69

    Someday, probably soon, a handful of swine abusing their authority are going to find themselves at the mercy of an angry group of citizens. That's where it all begins.

    Fucking Pigs.

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

      You keep dangling that "kill some cops" bait. Why?

      • http://twitter.com/iburl iburl

        It's a job.

  • el_donaldo

    The origins of modern police forces are in 16th and 17th century efforts to remove the poor from estates that were enclosing previously common lands – so there you go. Right back to the Founders once again.

  • Baconzgood

    This old guy reminds me of an old timer that I used to work with. He used to photocopy chapters from Michael Moore and Al Frankin books and hand them out to people around the office. One time a ex-navy guy said to him "you should like Bush (dubya), you were in World War II" The old timer said really calmly "I fought in Anzio to keep people like Bush out of power".

    Kirt was cool.

    • Fox n Fiends

      That's the difference between people who were drafted and those who enlisted for career advancement. Though the latter are socialist taxmonsters.

    • StarsUponThars

      thanks, Baconz, that made my day.

  • randcoolcatdaddy

    Is this a preview of the Republican convention in Tampa?

    • Slim_Pickins

      Except that people will be carrying on Tampa.

  • SorosBot

    " Zooey Deschanel’s twin sister, Paul Ryan"

    Are you saying that Ryan is a rare male Manic Pixie Dream Girl, for wingnuts? That makes a lot of sense, actually.

  • Slim_Pickins

    I live in SE Wisconsin this time of year as a non-resident taxpayer. Curiously, there are Ryan for Congress signs going up all over the place today. I guess he's hedging his bets. Those career politicians can afford to be without a job.

    • Jus_Wonderin

      Yeah, he wouldn't wanna stop sucking on the guvmint teet while he trying to prevent anyone from doing the same. (I don' think that came out right, but we get the idea).

  • ThundercatHo

    Please, oh please, baby Jesus, let this be in the next Obama commercial I see. My mouse will be hovering over the Quick Donate button in anticipation.

  • Mittens Howell, III

    Coincidentally, the left indicator on that guy's car has been on for the last 50 years.

  • MinAgain

    What is this world coming to, when a politician can't have dissenters jailed?

  • smashedinhat

    Well, the Republicans have obviously devised a plan to suppress much of the Black and Latino vote, hence their ignoring of those groups. But you wake up the olds at your peril!

  • BaldarTFlagass

    OT, but here we go again. Gunman at Texas A&M, several dead.

    edit: maybe not dead. Guy must have been a bad shot.

    • BoatOfVelociraptors

      How many times are we going to have to utter the phrase popularized by a bowl of petunias?
      "Not again."

    • HistoriCat

      Bad shot and he went on his spree before students returned to campus (summer commencement was last week) – insert dumb-Aggie joke here.

    • Guppy

      I thought everyone there was required to be armed by state law.

    • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Mumbly_Joe

      BTW, in case you were wondering, it's still much too soon to be talking about America's weekly mass-shootings and how America's gun policies relate to them.

    • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Mumbly_Joe

      If only more Texans were armed, someone would have been able to prevent this.

  • RadioBowels

    And you poors that are going to pay for this better not act uppity either.

  • http://www.wonkette.com smokefilledroommate

    Get ready for the "Hope that guy is taking his blood pressure medication" quip again and again.

    • rickmaci

      Yep. That audio played as an off camera voice against pics of seniors protesting Social Security cuts would be devastating.

  • Nostrildamus

    You know, joking about someone needing medication, in a room full of people who need various medications, might not be the optimal strategy here.

    • StarsUponThars

      You would think, but did you hear the audience laughing along with Ryan? There are really just two kinds of people in America now, those that watched that clip in horror and those who laughed along with the other sociopaths.

  • Fox n Fiends

    hmmm what would Turdblossom do with a clip like this?????

  • Pat_Pending

    I hate that little snot.

    • tessiee

      And this is the sum and substance of Paul Ryan, and every decent person's reaction to him.
      One thousand upfists to you (plus one for your avatar).

  • HistoriCat

    Zooey Deschanel’s twin sister, Paul Ryan

    This is blatantly false. I want to watch Zooey Deschanel masturbate before I have wild, passionate sex with her; I want Paul Ryan to go fuck himself.

    • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Incitefully_Joe

      NEVER!!! I SAW HER FIRST

  • http://howtosavetheworld.ca/ BZ1

    Anyone who invokes Zooey Deschanel's name, is a nogoodnik, IMHO.

  • Callyson

    "I hope he's taken his blood pressure medication"

    He won't be able to afford it if you come to power, asshole…

  • tessiee

    I'm so tired of this smug prick already.
    Will somebody please hurry up and find the dead, mutilated whores in his basement rape dungeon so we don't have to look at that fucking smirk anymore?
    Thank you.

  • Ducksworthy

    I hope they took that old man out and pepper-sprayed him good. Ryan only likes to eat the olds if they're not properly prepared.

  • tessiee

    See, now, the gun nuts have a point. If the old gent had been packing a Glock, that wouldn't have happened.

  • tessiee

    I can foresee no way in which this could possibly backfire.

  • BoroPrimorac

    Does anyone else get a Jonathan Krone at CPAC vibe from this fuck face?

  • Gleem McShineys

    "I hope he's taking his blood pressure medication"

    Yeah, and I hope you like your upcoming third-rail barbeque, Paul. The Olds sure do love changes to that silly Medicare!

  • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Rants

    I see a link to KBJ. What happened to her?

  • mr bojangles

    'i hope he took his medicine, i want him alive so i can kick him in the balls hahahaha!' president paul ryan sneered as the old man was beaten to death on the south lawn of the white house.

  • ttommyunger

    Begs the question, "Who would Jesus have arrested?".