Hey, remember when all those Tea Partiers got arrested at all the Democrats’ town hall meetings two years ago? Oh, you don’t, because none of them were arrested for, say, disturbing the peace, even though they had purposely coordinated not to make themselves heard but to drown out their Democratic congresspeople? Weird. Well, the longtime Wonkette reader will remember Zooey Deschanel’s twin sister, Paul Ryan, arresting all (non-Tea Party) humans ever, but here is a nice bit of video from a different angle: namely, the angle of this old man being taken to the ground by the po-po. That will teach you to yell about your Medicare, Old Man.
Where is Ice T when we need him?
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Under the New Medicare, injuries sustained as a result of police action will not be treated.
Because we know that you were guilty of SOMETHING.
Ed Meese approves this message.
By New Medicare, do you mean Romneycare or Ryancare?
Actually, the new GOP health plan is called WhoCares?
They want to call it NobamaCare.
Beat him senseless, then give him a voucher.
Under the New Medicare, injuries sustained as a result of police action will not be treated.
Obviously. These people are just gaming the system.
Good thing the old man's name wasn't "Buck".
Zooey Deschanel’s twin sister, Paul Ryan – love this
"Siri, is that informed dissent?"
"Yes, Pauly, it appears to be raining with facts."
"Have it arrested, Siri."
Vampires are often concerned about high blood-pressure in their victims. It can lead to nasty face-sprays.
Another brilliant Ryan plan. If the olds are all in jail, they won't need Medicare.
Or, if the olds are all in jail, they won't flock to vote for Obama.
Going to prison will be one of the few health-care choices left for seniors under Ryan.
They still won't give them health care, the only people who will hear their complaining and screams of pain are the guards.
Guards? Wouldn't that cost tax money?
And that's why we need to privatize the prisons. Duh.
Just make sure you try to steal more than $1 next time.
I'm sure this will be the lead story in Jonah Goldberg's new book Conservative Fascism.
What is this world coming to if an old can no longer yell, "Get off my lawn!"? But if that old guy had a handgun at that meeting, he'd be perfectly welcome by the Republitards. Naturally.
Only 71? Why is he shouting instead of digging a ditch somewhere
until he's conveniently worn out and deadto contribute society?This should be really fun after they steal the election and impose all their wingnuttry upon the low-information masses. Good times! I'll check in from elsewhere..
First rule of Ryancare — nobody talks about Ryancare.
I see you put "Ryan" and "care" together. Why?
Maybe medicare will become Ryan-carcass.
Doesn't have the same ring as Soylent Green.
Hey, if we can have local news and compassionate conservatism, we can have Ryancare.
Just mention the word Medicare,and you have what appears in politics as an instant Cast reunion party from the movie Cocoon.
Sorry old man. That money you paid in over 50 years was all used up sending Ryan to college and funding his cadillac health care plan.
But hey! Here's your complementary cat-food voucher.
"the longtime Wonkette reader will remember Zooey Deschanel’s twin sister, Paul Ryan"
Bones Libel. Actually, I can't UNsee this now. Thank you Rebecca.
Bones is Emily Deschanel.
Zooey is The New Kid, or something.
I love Emily. Yes, I just had to type Bones Libel today. <g>
working people paying into Social Security for decades is a "commie entitlement" — but career politicians like Ryan are doing "god's will & hard work"….
"That will teach you to yell about your Medicare, Old Man"
Romney/Anton Chigurh 2012!
Let’s face it we hippies are easier to arrest because it’s hard to run in saddles.
I really hope you meant 'sandles". Cause I ain't Rafalca.
Whinny?
"I CAME HERE ON MY HORSE TODAY!"
– Ann Romney
You know who else arrested people that shouted dissent?
George W. Bush
John Pike, the UC Davis pepper spray cop?
That Miller fuckwad that ran for Senate in AL?
Maleficent?
The NYPD?
Nero?
Come on folks, this time it really WAS Hitler!
All of the Hitlers, Katie.
Mayor Daley Senior?
Gov. Ronald Reagan
Whatzhisfuck Hayakawa.
You know those old people who think it is their right to collect from a plan they paid into for 50 years, are getting pretty uppity. They need to be put in their place, have their social security and medicare taken away. And if they get mouthy about it, they should have their ass beat. Ryan is showing the other republicans how to handle them olds.
The more I hear of this guy the more I want to cock punch him.
Repeatedly.
Funny, the old man is also getting a Koch punch.
That's some really nice policework there, boys. Keeping 'Merka Safe!
When conservatives do it it's called patriotic civil disobedience and it's firmly rooted in our Founding Father's rebellion against the British. When the rest of us do it it's treasonous sedition inspired by the likes of Che Guevara and some gays wanting to marry their dogs.
Republicans need 51 votes in the Senate to pass a bill, Democrats need 60. An individual mandate for health insurance is an innovative market-friendly approach to lowering healthcare costs when (and while) a Republican governor champions it in Massachussetts but it's socialism when a Democratic president does it.
I guess the world is going to continue to be like that unless we do something about it.
As always, It's OK If You're A Republican.
At least there seems to be some awareness of this guy's plans on the part of the olds. Because olds vote.
The little D-Bag actually makes a joke about the guy's blood-pressure medicine as he's dragged away… unbelievable, what a charmer!
Didn't The Clash have something to say about Freedom of Speech?
The Clash had something to say about just about everything, which are all the reasons I love them.
Give an old man a $200 plate of chicken and they fucking turn on you, just like that.
Lesson learned.
Must have been some rubber chicken to provoke such a response. Egads!
Give a man a chicken and he can whoop for a day.
Teach a man to fuck a chicken and he can whoop for a lifetime.
Paul Ryan is a lovely man, he is.
He's Maaarvelous.
Don't taze me sonny.
Well, here Paul, I used the Googlez…….
debt: (det) Something owed, such as money, goods, or services.
You're welcome.
That's what the Olds get for not showing up with their tri-corner hats and Constitutionally-protected AK-47s…
He's not very nice to the womens, either: http://core.talkingpointsmemo.com/tv/videos/heckl…
Jackass.
Nice of Ryan to help out there: "Hi officer, yes–this one, and this one."
We can't be having Free Speech anymore, it adds to the deficit.
Fucker makes my skin crawl. I hope the rest of America sees this video and starts to feel the same way….
Someday, probably soon, a handful of swine abusing their authority are going to find themselves at the mercy of an angry group of citizens. That's where it all begins.
Fucking Pigs.
You keep dangling that "kill some cops" bait. Why?
It's a job.
The origins of modern police forces are in 16th and 17th century efforts to remove the poor from estates that were enclosing previously common lands – so there you go. Right back to the Founders once again.
This old guy reminds me of an old timer that I used to work with. He used to photocopy chapters from Michael Moore and Al Frankin books and hand them out to people around the office. One time a ex-navy guy said to him "you should like Bush (dubya), you were in World War II" The old timer said really calmly "I fought in Anzio to keep people like Bush out of power".
Kirt was cool.
That's the difference between people who were drafted and those who enlisted for career advancement. Though the latter are socialist taxmonsters.
thanks, Baconz, that made my day.
Is this a preview of the Republican convention in Tampa?
Except that people will be carrying on Tampa.
" Zooey Deschanel’s twin sister, Paul Ryan"
Are you saying that Ryan is a rare male Manic Pixie Dream Girl, for wingnuts? That makes a lot of sense, actually.
I live in SE Wisconsin this time of year as a non-resident taxpayer. Curiously, there are Ryan for Congress signs going up all over the place today. I guess he's hedging his bets. Those career politicians can afford to be without a job.
Yeah, he wouldn't wanna stop sucking on the guvmint teet while he trying to prevent anyone from doing the same. (I don' think that came out right, but we get the idea).
Please, oh please, baby Jesus, let this be in the next Obama commercial I see. My mouse will be hovering over the Quick Donate button in anticipation.
Coincidentally, the left indicator on that guy's car has been on for the last 50 years.
What is this world coming to, when a politician can't have dissenters jailed?
Well, the Republicans have obviously devised a plan to suppress much of the Black and Latino vote, hence their ignoring of those groups. But you wake up the olds at your peril!
OT, but here we go again. Gunman at Texas A&M, several dead.
edit: maybe not dead. Guy must have been a bad shot.
How many times are we going to have to utter the phrase popularized by a bowl of petunias?
"Not again."
Bad shot and he went on his spree before students returned to campus (summer commencement was last week) – insert dumb-Aggie joke here.
I thought everyone there was required to be armed by state law.
BTW, in case you were wondering, it's still much too soon to be talking about America's weekly mass-shootings and how America's gun policies relate to them.
If only more Texans were armed, someone would have been able to prevent this.
And you poors that are going to pay for this better not act uppity either.
Get ready for the "Hope that guy is taking his blood pressure medication" quip again and again.
Yep. That audio played as an off camera voice against pics of seniors protesting Social Security cuts would be devastating.
You know, joking about someone needing medication, in a room full of people who need various medications, might not be the optimal strategy here.
You would think, but did you hear the audience laughing along with Ryan? There are really just two kinds of people in America now, those that watched that clip in horror and those who laughed along with the other sociopaths.
hmmm what would Turdblossom do with a clip like this?????
I hate that little snot.
And this is the sum and substance of Paul Ryan, and every decent person's reaction to him.
One thousand upfists to you (plus one for your avatar).
Zooey Deschanel’s twin sister, Paul Ryan
This is blatantly false. I want to watch Zooey Deschanel masturbate before I have wild, passionate sex with her; I want Paul Ryan to go fuck himself.
NEVER!!! I SAW HER FIRST
Anyone who invokes Zooey Deschanel's name, is a nogoodnik, IMHO.
"I hope he's taken his blood pressure medication"
He won't be able to afford it if you come to power, asshole…
I'm so tired of this smug prick already.
Will somebody please hurry up and find the dead, mutilated whores in his basement rape dungeon so we don't have to look at that fucking smirk anymore?
Thank you.
I hope they took that old man out and pepper-sprayed him good. Ryan only likes to eat the olds if they're not properly prepared.
See, now, the gun nuts have a point. If the old gent had been packing a Glock, that wouldn't have happened.
I can foresee no way in which this could possibly backfire.
Does anyone else get a Jonathan Krone at CPAC vibe from this fuck face?
"I hope he's taking his blood pressure medication"
Yeah, and I hope you like your upcoming third-rail barbeque, Paul. The Olds sure do love changes to that silly Medicare!
I see a link to KBJ. What happened to her?
'i hope he took his medicine, i want him alive so i can kick him in the balls hahahaha!' president paul ryan sneered as the old man was beaten to death on the south lawn of the white house.
Begs the question, "Who would Jesus have arrested?".
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