FUCK THA POLICE  2:15 pm August 13, 2012

Paul Ryan Arrests All The Olds At His Events, Probably So He Can Eat Them

by Rebecca Schoenkopf


Hey, remember when all those Tea Partiers got arrested at all the Democrats’ town hall meetings two years ago? Oh, you don’t, because none of them were arrested for, say, disturbing the peace, even though they had purposely coordinated not to make themselves heard but to drown out their Democratic congresspeople? Weird. Well, the longtime Wonkette reader will remember Zooey Deschanel’s twin sister, Paul Ryan, arresting all (non-Tea Party) humans ever, but here is a nice bit of video from a different angle: namely, the angle of this old man being taken to the ground by the po-po. That will teach you to yell about your Medicare, Old Man.

Where is Ice T when we need him?

 
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bumfug August 13, 2012 at 2:18 pm

Under the New Medicare, injuries sustained as a result of police action will not be treated.

foxpuppet August 13, 2012 at 2:22 pm

Because we know that you were guilty of SOMETHING.

Callyson August 13, 2012 at 3:53 pm

Ed Meese approves this message.

RadioBowels August 13, 2012 at 2:52 pm

By New Medicare, do you mean Romneycare or Ryancare?

RedneckMuslin August 13, 2012 at 2:55 pm

Actually, the new GOP health plan is called WhoCares?

RadioBowels August 13, 2012 at 3:04 pm

They want to call it NobamaCare.

Generation[redacted] August 13, 2012 at 2:55 pm

Beat him senseless, then give him a voucher.

Nostrildamus August 13, 2012 at 3:11 pm

Under the New Medicare, injuries sustained as a result of police action will not be treated.

Obviously. These people are just gaming the system.

chicken_thief August 13, 2012 at 2:19 pm

Good thing the old man's name wasn't "Buck".

noodlesalad August 13, 2012 at 2:19 pm

Zooey Deschanel’s twin sister, Paul Ryan – love this

"Siri, is that informed dissent?"

"Yes, Pauly, it appears to be raining with facts."

"Have it arrested, Siri."

Mittens Howell, III August 13, 2012 at 2:19 pm

Vampires are often concerned about high blood-pressure in their victims. It can lead to nasty face-sprays.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 13, 2012 at 2:20 pm

Another brilliant Ryan plan. If the olds are all in jail, they won't need Medicare.

ColHeightsChic August 13, 2012 at 2:57 pm

Or, if the olds are all in jail, they won't flock to vote for Obama.

Mittens Howell, III August 13, 2012 at 2:20 pm

Going to prison will be one of the few health-care choices left for seniors under Ryan.

Beowoof August 13, 2012 at 2:28 pm

They still won't give them health care, the only people who will hear their complaining and screams of pain are the guards.

Jus_Wonderin August 13, 2012 at 2:31 pm

Guards? Wouldn't that cost tax money?

FNMA August 13, 2012 at 2:52 pm

And that's why we need to privatize the prisons. Duh.

Guppy August 13, 2012 at 3:21 pm

Just make sure you try to steal more than $1 next time.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 13, 2012 at 2:21 pm

I'm sure this will be the lead story in Jonah Goldberg's new book Conservative Fascism.

pinkocommi August 13, 2012 at 2:21 pm

What is this world coming to if an old can no longer yell, "Get off my lawn!"? But if that old guy had a handgun at that meeting, he'd be perfectly welcome by the Republitards. Naturally.

Not_So_Much August 13, 2012 at 2:21 pm

Only 71? Why is he shouting instead of digging a ditch somewhere until he's conveniently worn out and dead to contribute society?

freakishlywrong August 13, 2012 at 2:21 pm

This should be really fun after they steal the election and impose all their wingnuttry upon the low-information masses. Good times! I'll check in from elsewhere..

SayItWithWookies August 13, 2012 at 2:22 pm

First rule of Ryancare — nobody talks about Ryancare.

JustPixelz August 13, 2012 at 2:26 pm

I see you put "Ryan" and "care" together. Why?

Mittens Howell, III August 13, 2012 at 2:28 pm

Maybe medicare will become Ryan-carcass.

FNMA August 13, 2012 at 2:30 pm

Doesn't have the same ring as Soylent Green.

SayItWithWookies August 13, 2012 at 2:31 pm

Hey, if we can have local news and compassionate conservatism, we can have Ryancare.

sbj1964 August 13, 2012 at 2:25 pm

Just mention the word Medicare,and you have what appears in politics as an instant Cast reunion party from the movie Cocoon.

Mittens Howell, III August 13, 2012 at 2:25 pm

Sorry old man. That money you paid in over 50 years was all used up sending Ryan to college and funding his cadillac health care plan.

But hey! Here's your complementary cat-food voucher.

Jus_Wonderin August 13, 2012 at 2:26 pm

"the longtime Wonkette reader will remember Zooey Deschanel’s twin sister, Paul Ryan"

Bones Libel. Actually, I can't UNsee this now. Thank you Rebecca.

tessiee August 13, 2012 at 4:28 pm

Bones is Emily Deschanel.
Zooey is The New Kid, or something.

Jus_Wonderin August 13, 2012 at 4:33 pm

I love Emily. Yes, I just had to type Bones Libel today. <g>

carlgt1 August 13, 2012 at 2:26 pm

working people paying into Social Security for decades is a "commie entitlement" — but career politicians like Ryan are doing "god's will & hard work"….

ProgressiveInga August 13, 2012 at 2:26 pm

"That will teach you to yell about your Medicare, Old Man"

Romney/Anton Chigurh 2012!

Goonemeritus August 13, 2012 at 2:27 pm

Let’s face it we hippies are easier to arrest because it’s hard to run in saddles.

Oblios_Cap August 13, 2012 at 2:33 pm

I really hope you meant 'sandles". Cause I ain't Rafalca.

Chet Kincaid_ August 13, 2012 at 2:44 pm

Whinny?

Gleem McShineys August 13, 2012 at 6:17 pm

"I CAME HERE ON MY HORSE TODAY!"

– Ann Romney

Baconzgood August 13, 2012 at 2:27 pm

You know who else arrested people that shouted dissent?

Beowoof August 13, 2012 at 2:30 pm

George W. Bush

BoatOfVelociraptors August 13, 2012 at 2:35 pm

John Pike, the UC Davis pepper spray cop?

chicken_thief August 13, 2012 at 2:48 pm

That Miller fuckwad that ran for Senate in AL?

MinAgain August 13, 2012 at 2:52 pm

Maleficent?

Mumbly_Joe August 13, 2012 at 2:53 pm

The NYPD?

foxpuppet August 13, 2012 at 3:03 pm

Nero?

Pat_Pending August 13, 2012 at 3:16 pm

Come on folks, this time it really WAS Hitler!

Gleem McShineys August 13, 2012 at 6:22 pm

All of the Hitlers, Katie.

Callyson August 13, 2012 at 3:55 pm

Mayor Daley Senior?

rickmaci August 13, 2012 at 4:40 pm

Gov. Ronald Reagan

bobbert August 13, 2012 at 5:58 pm

Whatzhisfuck Hayakawa.

Beowoof August 13, 2012 at 2:27 pm

You know those old people who think it is their right to collect from a plan they paid into for 50 years, are getting pretty uppity. They need to be put in their place, have their social security and medicare taken away. And if they get mouthy about it, they should have their ass beat. Ryan is showing the other republicans how to handle them olds.

Baconzgood August 13, 2012 at 2:28 pm

The more I hear of this guy the more I want to cock punch him.

FNMA August 13, 2012 at 2:33 pm

Repeatedly.

Gleem McShineys August 13, 2012 at 6:25 pm

Funny, the old man is also getting a Koch punch.

barto August 13, 2012 at 2:29 pm

That's some really nice policework there, boys. Keeping 'Merka Safe!

subsum August 13, 2012 at 2:29 pm

When conservatives do it it's called patriotic civil disobedience and it's firmly rooted in our Founding Father's rebellion against the British. When the rest of us do it it's treasonous sedition inspired by the likes of Che Guevara and some gays wanting to marry their dogs.

Republicans need 51 votes in the Senate to pass a bill, Democrats need 60. An individual mandate for health insurance is an innovative market-friendly approach to lowering healthcare costs when (and while) a Republican governor champions it in Massachussetts but it's socialism when a Democratic president does it.

I guess the world is going to continue to be like that unless we do something about it.

SorosBot August 13, 2012 at 2:42 pm

As always, It's OK If You're A Republican.

BaldarTFlagass August 13, 2012 at 2:30 pm

At least there seems to be some awareness of this guy's plans on the part of the olds. Because olds vote.

RemyLeHeaux August 13, 2012 at 2:30 pm

The little D-Bag actually makes a joke about the guy's blood-pressure medicine as he's dragged away… unbelievable, what a charmer!

Oblios_Cap August 13, 2012 at 2:30 pm

Didn't The Clash have something to say about Freedom of Speech?

widestanceromance August 13, 2012 at 2:42 pm

The Clash had something to say about just about everything, which are all the reasons I love them.

Mittens Howell, III August 13, 2012 at 2:30 pm

Give an old man a $200 plate of chicken and they fucking turn on you, just like that.

Lesson learned.

Oblios_Cap August 13, 2012 at 2:40 pm

Must have been some rubber chicken to provoke such a response. Egads!

Nostrildamus August 13, 2012 at 3:16 pm

Give a man a chicken and he can whoop for a day.
Teach a man to fuck a chicken and he can whoop for a lifetime.

Dr_Zoidberg August 13, 2012 at 2:31 pm

Paul Ryan is a lovely man, he is.

Mittens Howell, III August 13, 2012 at 2:56 pm

He's Maaarvelous.

Baconzgood August 13, 2012 at 2:31 pm

Don't taze me sonny.

Blueb4sinrise August 13, 2012 at 2:33 pm

Well, here Paul, I used the Googlez…….

debt: (det) Something owed, such as money, goods, or services.

You're welcome.

seppdecker August 13, 2012 at 2:35 pm

That's what the Olds get for not showing up with their tri-corner hats and Constitutionally-protected AK-47s…

ProgressiveInga August 13, 2012 at 2:36 pm

He's not very nice to the womens, either: http://core.talkingpointsmemo.com/tv/videos/heckl

Jackass.

Mittens Howell, III August 13, 2012 at 2:54 pm

Nice of Ryan to help out there: "Hi officer, yes–this one, and this one."

We can't be having Free Speech anymore, it adds to the deficit.

415buzzard August 13, 2012 at 3:19 pm

Fucker makes my skin crawl. I hope the rest of America sees this video and starts to feel the same way….

veence69 August 13, 2012 at 2:37 pm

Someday, probably soon, a handful of swine abusing their authority are going to find themselves at the mercy of an angry group of citizens. That's where it all begins.

Fucking Pigs.

Chet Kincaid_ August 13, 2012 at 2:47 pm

You keep dangling that "kill some cops" bait. Why?

iburl August 13, 2012 at 2:51 pm

It's a job.

el_donaldo August 13, 2012 at 2:39 pm

The origins of modern police forces are in 16th and 17th century efforts to remove the poor from estates that were enclosing previously common lands – so there you go. Right back to the Founders once again.

Baconzgood August 13, 2012 at 2:40 pm

This old guy reminds me of an old timer that I used to work with. He used to photocopy chapters from Michael Moore and Al Frankin books and hand them out to people around the office. One time a ex-navy guy said to him "you should like Bush (dubya), you were in World War II" The old timer said really calmly "I fought in Anzio to keep people like Bush out of power".

Kirt was cool.

Fox n Fiends August 13, 2012 at 3:14 pm

That's the difference between people who were drafted and those who enlisted for career advancement. Though the latter are socialist taxmonsters.

StarsUponThars August 13, 2012 at 7:36 pm

thanks, Baconz, that made my day.

randcoolcatdaddy August 13, 2012 at 2:41 pm

Is this a preview of the Republican convention in Tampa?

Slim_Pickins August 13, 2012 at 2:45 pm

Except that people will be carrying on Tampa.

SorosBot August 13, 2012 at 2:43 pm

" Zooey Deschanel’s twin sister, Paul Ryan"

Are you saying that Ryan is a rare male Manic Pixie Dream Girl, for wingnuts? That makes a lot of sense, actually.

Slim_Pickins August 13, 2012 at 2:44 pm

I live in SE Wisconsin this time of year as a non-resident taxpayer. Curiously, there are Ryan for Congress signs going up all over the place today. I guess he's hedging his bets. Those career politicians can afford to be without a job.

Jus_Wonderin August 13, 2012 at 2:48 pm

Yeah, he wouldn't wanna stop sucking on the guvmint teet while he trying to prevent anyone from doing the same. (I don' think that came out right, but we get the idea).

ThundercatHo August 13, 2012 at 2:48 pm

Please, oh please, baby Jesus, let this be in the next Obama commercial I see. My mouse will be hovering over the Quick Donate button in anticipation.

Mittens Howell, III August 13, 2012 at 2:48 pm

Coincidentally, the left indicator on that guy's car has been on for the last 50 years.

MinAgain August 13, 2012 at 2:51 pm

What is this world coming to, when a politician can't have dissenters jailed?

smashedinhat August 13, 2012 at 2:55 pm

Well, the Republicans have obviously devised a plan to suppress much of the Black and Latino vote, hence their ignoring of those groups. But you wake up the olds at your peril!

BaldarTFlagass August 13, 2012 at 2:56 pm

OT, but here we go again. Gunman at Texas A&M, several dead.

edit: maybe not dead. Guy must have been a bad shot.

BoatOfVelociraptors August 13, 2012 at 3:12 pm

How many times are we going to have to utter the phrase popularized by a bowl of petunias?
"Not again."

HistoriCat August 13, 2012 at 3:18 pm

Bad shot and he went on his spree before students returned to campus (summer commencement was last week) – insert dumb-Aggie joke here.

Guppy August 13, 2012 at 3:33 pm

I thought everyone there was required to be armed by state law.

Mumbly_Joe August 13, 2012 at 3:40 pm

BTW, in case you were wondering, it's still much too soon to be talking about America's weekly mass-shootings and how America's gun policies relate to them.

Mumbly_Joe August 13, 2012 at 3:40 pm

If only more Texans were armed, someone would have been able to prevent this.

RadioBowels August 13, 2012 at 2:56 pm

And you poors that are going to pay for this better not act uppity either.

smokefilledroommate August 13, 2012 at 2:59 pm

Get ready for the "Hope that guy is taking his blood pressure medication" quip again and again.

rickmaci August 13, 2012 at 4:45 pm

Yep. That audio played as an off camera voice against pics of seniors protesting Social Security cuts would be devastating.

Nostrildamus August 13, 2012 at 3:10 pm

You know, joking about someone needing medication, in a room full of people who need various medications, might not be the optimal strategy here.

StarsUponThars August 13, 2012 at 7:40 pm

You would think, but did you hear the audience laughing along with Ryan? There are really just two kinds of people in America now, those that watched that clip in horror and those who laughed along with the other sociopaths.

Fox n Fiends August 13, 2012 at 3:16 pm

hmmm what would Turdblossom do with a clip like this?????

Pat_Pending August 13, 2012 at 3:17 pm

I hate that little snot.

tessiee August 13, 2012 at 4:39 pm

And this is the sum and substance of Paul Ryan, and every decent person's reaction to him.
One thousand upfists to you (plus one for your avatar).

HistoriCat August 13, 2012 at 3:20 pm

Zooey Deschanel’s twin sister, Paul Ryan

This is blatantly false. I want to watch Zooey Deschanel masturbate before I have wild, passionate sex with her; I want Paul Ryan to go fuck himself.

Incitefully_Joe August 13, 2012 at 8:54 pm

NEVER!!! I SAW HER FIRST

BZ1 August 13, 2012 at 3:48 pm

Anyone who invokes Zooey Deschanel's name, is a nogoodnik, IMHO.

Callyson August 13, 2012 at 3:51 pm

"I hope he's taken his blood pressure medication"

He won't be able to afford it if you come to power, asshole…

tessiee August 13, 2012 at 4:16 pm

I'm so tired of this smug prick already.
Will somebody please hurry up and find the dead, mutilated whores in his basement rape dungeon so we don't have to look at that fucking smirk anymore?
Thank you.

Ducksworthy August 13, 2012 at 4:21 pm

I hope they took that old man out and pepper-sprayed him good. Ryan only likes to eat the olds if they're not properly prepared.

tessiee August 13, 2012 at 4:24 pm

See, now, the gun nuts have a point. If the old gent had been packing a Glock, that wouldn't have happened.

tessiee August 13, 2012 at 4:38 pm

I can foresee no way in which this could possibly backfire.

BoroPrimorac August 13, 2012 at 6:07 pm

Does anyone else get a Jonathan Krone at CPAC vibe from this fuck face?

Gleem McShineys August 13, 2012 at 7:07 pm

"I hope he's taking his blood pressure medication"

Yeah, and I hope you like your upcoming third-rail barbeque, Paul. The Olds sure do love changes to that silly Medicare!

Designer_Rants August 13, 2012 at 8:48 pm

I see a link to KBJ. What happened to her?

mr bojangles August 13, 2012 at 10:20 pm

'i hope he took his medicine, i want him alive so i can kick him in the balls hahahaha!' president paul ryan sneered as the old man was beaten to death on the south lawn of the white house.

ttommyunger August 14, 2012 at 8:06 pm

Begs the question, "Who would Jesus have arrested?".

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