Hey y'all, it's not that you didn't do a swell job on yesterday's caption contest, except that you kind of didn't. But we didn't either, so who can blame you! Let us try again. Here is Paul Ryan, with something that he presumably murdered. That should be easier, don't you think? Have at it. [ FoxNews ]
That's because there's no shame in ass-fucking, of course!
And YOU get an internet! And YOU get an Internet!