AT LEAST SHE DIDN'T SAY 'NAUSEOUS'  6:00 pm August 10, 2012

Noted Ethicist Sarah Palin Murmurs Gently About ‘Nauseating’ President, Media ‘Prostitutes’

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Sarah Palin has had enough of the personal attacks dished out by hypocrite in chief Barack HUSSEIN Obama, you guys, and she has a salad of words to toss on ya! Blah blah blah, word word word. Oh, here we go.

“With all due respect to the office of the presidency, when I hear Barack Obama speak at this point, especially when he lectures about ethics and civility, it’s nauseating to me.” That IS respectful! How dare Barack HUSSEIN Obama “lecture” other people about ethics and civility. OF COURSE he is responsible for everything put out by a super-PAC that he is by law not allowed to have anything to do with! And where are the whore media, to report on the total known fact that Obama DID coordinate with said super-PAC? Sarah Palin would like to know!

Right, who cares? Anyway, here is a brief primer from Sarah Palin on how to be ethical and civil.

[Mediaite/TPM]

 

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Barb_ August 10, 2012 at 6:02 pm

Sarah Palin, that loud, trashy, blackmailing one night stand that you just can't get rid of.

ProgressiveInga August 10, 2012 at 6:05 pm

I hope Michelle keeps an eye on Bo. We wouldn't want him ending up in a pot on the stove…….

finallyhappy August 10, 2012 at 6:55 pm

With Bo, more likely Snowbilly would end up in parts on the South Lawn

Chet Kincaid_ August 10, 2012 at 7:13 pm

Why would Michelle have to worry? John McCain is the Michael Douglas in this scenario.

Callyson August 10, 2012 at 6:15 pm

So *that's* why, every time I hear her speak, I am reminded of Glenn Close…

RadioBowels August 10, 2012 at 6:46 pm

I was thinking Sharon Stone…specifically her cunt.

LetUsBray August 10, 2012 at 6:50 pm

But she won't be ignored.

OneDollarJuana August 10, 2012 at 9:53 pm

Sarah Palin, the herpes of politicians. Or is that Ron Paul?

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 11, 2012 at 12:14 am

Sarah Palin is like a case of the clap. Before she arrive there's pleasure, and after she arrives, it's a pain in the dong.

–George Bernard Shaw

redarmyzombie August 11, 2012 at 2:06 am

Just like the Clap, except…
Actually yeah, she's just like the Clap.

EDIT: I retract that statement. The Clap is curable…

miss_grundy August 11, 2012 at 1:17 pm

Sarah "Grifter-Prostitute" Palin.

Larry McAwful August 10, 2012 at 6:02 pm

Sister Sarah looks like Keith Olbermann in those glasses. In other words: great look!

OneYieldRegular August 10, 2012 at 6:14 pm

I was thinking more "Bad Ronald," but hey…

OzoneTom August 10, 2012 at 6:20 pm

Is that movie even still in print?

I have it on VHS (somewhere) and frankly have no desire to try to find it.

OneDollarJuana August 10, 2012 at 9:54 pm

Apparently Keith Olbermann is also a victim of an oversized ego, too.

Larry McAwful August 10, 2012 at 9:59 pm

True. The difference is that he's not on TV anymore.

johnnyzhivago August 10, 2012 at 6:03 pm

Is she still wearing her hooker outfit?

ChessieNefercat August 11, 2012 at 1:05 pm

Nah, she switched to a mint green Snuggie, with a slipping off wig and long curled fake hair extensions and SE Cupp glasses, with Yard O' Books decor behind her. She thinks (mistakenly) that she now looks hawt and smart.

smokefilledroommate August 10, 2012 at 6:04 pm

Barack Obama: Leader of Attackers

dadanarchistmk2 August 10, 2012 at 6:16 pm

It would be nice if the Leader of the Attackers could send Seal Team 6 to take out Palin's voice box.

bikerlaureate August 11, 2012 at 4:09 pm

The projection's sorta amusing.

His voice is so nauseating, etc. etc.

RadioBowels August 10, 2012 at 6:47 pm

I thought he leads from behind?

LetUsBray August 10, 2012 at 6:52 pm

It's like how he's an ineffectual milquetoast who doesn't know how the world works AND a ruthless Chicago thug. He does both at the same time. He is every bad thing all at once, also too.

bobbert August 10, 2012 at 7:38 pm

It's Quantum.

bikerlaureate August 11, 2012 at 4:07 pm

Plus he's an idiot who has no idea how the real world works, but he's also cunning enough to play the long game in his demonic quest to destroy democracy.
That's just standard Communo-fascist playbook stuff right there.

TribecaMike August 11, 2012 at 12:21 am

Mitt Romney: The Lost Osmond?

bikerlaureate August 11, 2012 at 4:09 pm

And they call it
Puppy Love…

(w/apologies to the late, great Seamus)

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 11, 2012 at 12:22 am

He Mau Mau them?

mwittier August 10, 2012 at 6:04 pm

"With all due respect to the office of the presimuhdency…"

A great deal more respect than that is due, former half-governor.

See? See how respectful I was there?

Jukesgrrl August 10, 2012 at 6:41 pm

How about this?

With all due respect to former half-governors, I understand everyone in Wasilla is a meth addict.

DahBoner August 10, 2012 at 8:33 pm

"With all due respect…" = None, when a D is in charge

bikerlaureate August 11, 2012 at 4:13 pm

If the Semigovernor is going to take the high road, and tackle the pressing issues of substance – we need to know what she thinks of President Obama's height. Or the spacing of his teeth.

If we weren't in Bizarro World there's no broadcast outlet that would get a microphone within fifty feet of this grifter.

ManchuCandidate August 10, 2012 at 6:06 pm

Oh Sarah, still playing the mean girl and psychological projector.

See You Next Tuesday, Sarah.

Steverino247 August 10, 2012 at 6:40 pm

I saw what you spelled phonetically there.

Butch_Wagstaff August 10, 2012 at 7:24 pm

I tell ya, she's never left high school.

OneDollarJuana August 10, 2012 at 9:56 pm

Just like most of the R party. Or rather, they've never left junior high, which is raw cruelty without any creativity.

coolhandnuke August 10, 2012 at 6:06 pm

Palin's career as an ethical and civil Alaskan hooker never really took off…she kept quitting half-way through every hand job and screaming drill baby drill when she knew it was a dry well.

Willardbot9000_V2.5 August 11, 2012 at 2:10 am

That's not what Tawd's 'business partners' said!…bung! At least with Jenna Jameson she admits to being a high priced slut who likes Mittens for the giant tax breaks…the Wasilla Landfill keeps thinking if she's mean enough she can get another shot at the brass ring…and ha ha ha ha ha Sarah, keep trying…

PuckStopsHere August 10, 2012 at 6:07 pm

I'd like President Obama to lecture the grifter queen on what a cunt she is. With great civility, of course.

Jukesgrrl August 10, 2012 at 6:43 pm

I hope he's never dedicated one single brain cell to that twit since November 4, 2008.

ChessieNefercat August 11, 2012 at 12:58 pm

I thousand upfists for that.

miss_grundy August 11, 2012 at 1:21 pm

Actually, Michelle could really tell her off, but she's a lady and Sara Puta is not.

Willardbot9000_V2.5 August 11, 2012 at 2:14 am

At this point this Tart of Epic Sleaziness can only go onto Faux to spout her drivel because the other networks know how useless she is. Case in point: every single wingnut personally shat their pants in unison when Showtime showed that fairly bland serial "the Reagans" and none of the Reagans (except Michael who uh…doesn't count bwhahaha) really complained about it. This bitch and every paid meth-head and grifter in training in her arsenal flipped out over "Game Change" and no one gave a shit even to get a fake controversy rolling. Face it Sarah, only trailer parks care about you now…

Callyson August 10, 2012 at 6:08 pm

"…when I hear Barack Obama speak at this point, especially when he lectures about ethics and civility, it’s nauseating to me.”

Yes, we already know that you are nauseated by the concepts of civility and ethics, Sarah…

Chet Kincaid_ August 10, 2012 at 7:16 pm

Well-played.

SigDeFlyinMonky August 10, 2012 at 6:08 pm

La payasa dona del pais despoblado del norte, no importa lo que diga.

northernbassist August 10, 2012 at 6:20 pm

sólo hay que poner la perra en un témpano de hielo

bikerlaureate August 11, 2012 at 4:15 pm

…con los votos.

unclejeems August 10, 2012 at 6:25 pm

Clownish is right.

Steverino247 August 10, 2012 at 6:41 pm

"Worst blowjob I ever had." –The Burro

outragedcitizen August 11, 2012 at 11:04 am

Google translate kinda mangled it, but well said, Senor!

miss_grundy August 11, 2012 at 1:22 pm

Si, es una payasa pero tambien es una puta de madre y una comemierda.

bikerlaureate August 11, 2012 at 4:16 pm

La Reina Grifter del Norte.

ChapterUndVerse August 13, 2012 at 9:55 pm

Ella defeca a donde come porque dice con su trasero.

Blunderthing August 10, 2012 at 6:09 pm

Sarah Palin looked up from sucking a dick to deplore the dick sucking and then went back to sucking a dick. The End.

Chet Kincaid_ August 10, 2012 at 7:29 pm

Harsh, but fair.

tessiee August 10, 2012 at 9:54 pm

Harsher still for the poor dick that had to be anywhere near that mouth.

FakaktaSouth August 10, 2012 at 6:09 pm

I believe her when she says hearing about ethics makes her nauseated. She also does not want to hear about working, birth control, sanity or proper word usage. Sort of like how she really meant she is nauseous, because she definitely makes me want to puke.

Willardbot9000_V2.5 August 11, 2012 at 2:16 am

I just interpreted it to mean she slammed too many screwdrivers before she and Tawd's newest 'business partner' got down to it last night…she's gotta make cheddar somewhere….even the wingnuts who usually have disposable income because the government pays for all their obesity caused equipment won't pony up the dough anymore.

1stNewtontheMoon August 10, 2012 at 6:11 pm

Does nausea include symptoms like the "shit-your-pants" fear I get when I think about the possibility this moron was thisclose to becoming VP? If so, then I'm nauseous.

James Michael Curley August 10, 2012 at 9:15 pm

I don't want anyone to go boneless between now and Election Day and sit it out without getting up pushing the vote, but Obama won by a popular vote margin, a popular vote percentage and an electoral vote margin all higher than any President going back to Reagan in 1984.

But it you need to think that McCain almost won in 2008 as incentive to get out and deliver some votes for Obama, by all means.

I just find it more disturbing that the trade mistakenly not called muckrakers these days needs to pander two myths. First that 'both parties do it and second that 'the election is going to be close'. These bozos and their boss are in it for the money. No viewers, no money. No scandal, no viewers. Big margin between the candidates or their behavior, no scandal.

bumfug August 10, 2012 at 6:11 pm

If there's one thing Sarah Palin hates, it's prostitutes. "In my family we don't make anybody pay for sex – we give it away for free, you betcha!"

FlownOver August 10, 2012 at 6:21 pm

True dat.

Little-known fact: "Sarah" is the Inuit form of "Rielle."

James Michael Curley August 10, 2012 at 9:16 pm

Iknewit!

Steverino247 August 10, 2012 at 6:42 pm

Wine coolers, optional.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 11, 2012 at 12:40 am

Ms. Palin continued, "We have found the real money is in getting knocked up, not in sex itself."

MyOwnPlanet August 11, 2012 at 2:09 am

Read Shailey Tripp's book "Boys Will Be Boys: Media, Morality, and the Coverup
of the Todd Palin Shailey Tripp Sex Scandal", the true story of how Shailey Tripp, a young single mother of two special needs children became sexually involved with Todd Palin, husband of former Alaska Governor and 2008 GOP Vice-Presidential nominee, Sarah Palin. Think prostitution ring.

metamarcisf August 10, 2012 at 6:12 pm

I thought Sarah Palin was spending her August with the Olympic Basketball Team.

tessiee August 10, 2012 at 9:56 pm

That was the plan, but she quit halfway through.

Willardbot9000_V2.5 August 11, 2012 at 2:18 am

she found out Glenn Rice retired several years ago and was only a Dream Teamer in the 90's…..given her age she's hanging around the senior Olympic Basketball team these days…

Callyson August 10, 2012 at 6:13 pm

Bitch DID NOT just say she hopes Obama's family is never attacked, years after the wingnuts have been fucking vicious toward Michelle for supposedly never having been proud of her country? Does she think we're idiots?

Um, don't answer that…

tessiee August 10, 2012 at 9:57 pm

"Bitch DID NOT just say she hopes Obama's family is never attacked"

Or was it a secret signal to her unholy army of minions?

Callyson August 10, 2012 at 10:08 pm

Technically, she was talking about attack ads. From her OTT “won't someone please think of the children?” tone, you'd think Obama had used the R – word to describe the Palin child…

smokefilledroommate August 10, 2012 at 6:13 pm

Where have all the Bumpits gone?

Nostrildamus August 10, 2012 at 6:28 pm

Gone to Fox News, every one.

smokefilledroommate August 10, 2012 at 6:44 pm

Bumpits, not dipshits.

tessiee August 10, 2012 at 9:58 pm

When will they ever learn?

CountryClubJihadi August 10, 2012 at 6:37 pm

Looks like she's traded it the the WEN she ordered on late-night TV.

emmelemm August 10, 2012 at 6:43 pm

Long time paaa-aasssing…

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 11, 2012 at 12:43 am

Damn, beat me to it.

Gleem McShineys August 10, 2012 at 6:44 pm

Maybe the Republican Party finally came to collect all those designer clothes they 'loaned' the Palins.

Jukesgrrl August 10, 2012 at 6:47 pm

I think it's a sure bet the Superman T-shirt and Lady Gaga shoes she was rockin in Missouri didn't come from Neiman-Marcus.

Butch_Wagstaff August 10, 2012 at 7:33 pm

I think Sarah's outfit was the reason Steelman lost.

Jukesgrrl August 10, 2012 at 8:49 pm

Distinctly possible!

smokefilledroommate August 10, 2012 at 9:19 pm

She's the reason Superman died.

jcinco August 10, 2012 at 7:25 pm

I hope they don't take the little red leather jacket number away from her…she still wears it around like we forgot or something. the rest are probably laying in the back of her closet with perspiration and cum stains all over them. someday she should make tawd take them to the dry cleaners….

Butch_Wagstaff August 10, 2012 at 7:34 pm

Or just take out back for a good hose-down.

zippy_w_pinhead August 10, 2012 at 7:12 pm

Long time passing

coolhandnuke August 10, 2012 at 6:14 pm

She is a dilettante on all things ethical and civil, but an expert on methical and drivel.

MilwaukeeKent August 10, 2012 at 6:36 pm

She is the very model of a brainless ditz in general.

BoatOfVelociraptors August 11, 2012 at 2:37 am

She's studied all the subjects both remedial and seminal.

sullivanst August 11, 2012 at 2:02 pm

She mangles Kings of England and misquotes the fights historical

Jukesgrrl August 10, 2012 at 6:49 pm

Methical? There's a lot of that kind of thinking here in Arizona.

SorosBot August 10, 2012 at 6:14 pm

Well I'm nauseated whenever I hear Sarah Palin speak; it doesn't even matter what she's speaking about, that voice does it.

kittensdontlie August 10, 2012 at 7:55 pm

And to release this post so close to dinner time….

Has she lost her marbles?! Yes, they fall out of her brain and end up in her mouth, and along with that cockneyed Canadian accent of hers….damn, I just lost my dinner.

Mumbletypeg August 10, 2012 at 6:15 pm

Back-to-school time approaches. Palin is reminding me of that loathsome contingent feigning outrage when Barry addressed young students that first year in a pretaped message that enough idiot parents protested with alacrity, you'd think the Ethical imperative to Work Hard and Study Diligently was spewed from something they dug up for dinner.

I need your clarion cowbell, Sarah, like the GOP needs Trump to motivate their mythologized worker bee base. Obama's leading by example in action will resonate more loudly with adherents to persons of demonstrated principles, than your witless pandering to the right's baseless reactionary scum.

Jukesgrrl August 10, 2012 at 6:52 pm

Geez, I forgot about that escapade. The rightwing scandalized that the President of the United States would tell students that education is important and they should try hard at school. What a great moment in American history.

jcinco August 10, 2012 at 7:27 pm

I had to verbally castrate the principal of my daughter's high school to make him show it…

Jukesgrrl August 10, 2012 at 8:51 pm

When I was a school kid, I would have been thrilled had the president talked directly to me.No matter what party he belonged to.But I suspect party wasn't the only point.

Dudleydidwrong August 10, 2012 at 9:17 pm

Alas, some of the principals I've known have been castrated, and I don't mean verbally. Obama tried to give them some balls and the Rethugs tried to take them away.

tessiee August 10, 2012 at 10:03 pm

"that loathsome contingent feigning outrage when Barry addressed young students that first year in a pretaped message that enough idiot parents protested with alacrity, you'd think the Ethical imperative to Work Hard and Study Diligently"

It wasn't the ethical imperative that was bothering those ignert rednecks, it was the ethnical imperative.

outragedcitizen August 11, 2012 at 11:01 am

Hey, Sarah does have some worker bee base, my neighbor still has a "I heart Palin" sticker on his car. Of course, an old lady did knock him off his motorcycle and his brain isn't as good as it once was…

weejee August 10, 2012 at 6:15 pm

Lou Sarah is the worst olde Birdhouse closing allnighter hangover wake-up nightmare ever.

Butch_Wagstaff August 10, 2012 at 7:41 pm

Well, they sure do get purtier at closin' time.
But yeah, that's when you swear off drinkin', start attending AA meetings the next evening, AND start going to church on Sunday.

comrad_darkness August 10, 2012 at 6:16 pm

Hey, my voo doo ceremony worked! Palin is coming to Romney's rescue.

Dudleydidwrong August 10, 2012 at 9:20 pm

That's like being thrown an anvil when you are drowning.

OneYieldRegular August 10, 2012 at 6:16 pm

Sarah Palin, noted expert on whatever opinion she happens to hold at any given moment.

Butch_Wagstaff August 10, 2012 at 7:42 pm

I don't even think she's even that.
No, I'm serious. I don't think she knows what she's saying some? most? all? of the time.

OneYieldRegular August 10, 2012 at 10:46 pm

You are more right than I.

GuanoFaucet August 10, 2012 at 6:18 pm

I can see irrelevancy from my house.

dcjdjay August 10, 2012 at 6:18 pm

Sarah Palin calling someone a prostitute! This is too easy. Really.

SorosBot August 10, 2012 at 6:28 pm

Well her husband is rumored to know all about them.

Butch_Wagstaff August 10, 2012 at 7:46 pm

Those weren't prostitutes. They were just women who were trying to throw themselves at him because he's hawt and stuff.
I read that fact on a site with a lot of animated gifs so it must be true.

TribecaMike August 11, 2012 at 1:18 am

Please, can't we leave the sled dogs out of this?

cheetojeebus August 10, 2012 at 6:19 pm

Having clicked one of those doohickies before that made her speak I regret I won't be clicking that again. Some of us learn from our experiences.

LetUsBray August 10, 2012 at 6:57 pm

Elitist!

Franknflower August 10, 2012 at 7:44 pm

Yeah, I told myself that too but I clicked them both. It's just like meth; I need an intervention.

comrad_darkness August 10, 2012 at 6:20 pm

At least the president's name isn't Willard Standard Oil Romney

fartknocker August 10, 2012 at 6:20 pm

I understand that the manufacturers of Pepto Bismol use Bristol's teevee show and reruns of Sarah's debates to test the efficacy of this over-the-counter medication on its test subjects. So yeah Sarah, you and your daughter cause upset stomachs and projectile diarrhea.

Biel_ze_Bubba August 11, 2012 at 10:37 am

Solves the "long time passing" problem mentioned earler.

rickmaci August 10, 2012 at 6:20 pm

Nothing but loser talk and they haven't even had their convention yet. You just feel that behind the scenes they are starting to form a circle and point fingers.

Butch_Wagstaff August 10, 2012 at 7:53 pm

I'm sure there will be fingering involved.

NellCote71 August 10, 2012 at 10:40 pm

It's a circle jerk, for sure.

rocktonsam August 10, 2012 at 6:21 pm

that better not be a Tina Fey hair cut and glasses

jcinco August 10, 2012 at 7:58 pm

I think they're junior soprano's glasses…

Goonemeritus August 10, 2012 at 6:22 pm

Sarah has been such a stalwart example of civility and responsibility. Fuck her and Fuck Sean Hannity they make our world noticeably dumber

glamourdammerung August 10, 2012 at 6:40 pm

Going off the wonderful examples of civility and responsibility embraced by her party, I will suggest that the dumb slut needs to put an aspirin between her legs and shut her mouth.

(Yeah, I know I can not do "Republican" well since I could not figure out how to work a death threat in there).

NellCote71 August 10, 2012 at 10:42 pm

You seem to know how to spell, too.

sullivanst August 11, 2012 at 2:08 pm

Needz moar second amendment remedies.

Billmatic August 10, 2012 at 6:22 pm

Was anyone else immediately reminded of Miss Teen South Carolina when that clip started?

Chet Kincaid_ August 10, 2012 at 7:28 pm

Only about 2 million times since August 2008.

tessiee August 10, 2012 at 10:24 pm

At least when Miss Teen South Carolina wears clothes from Forever 21 and Mandee's, they're age appropriate.

Goonemeritus August 10, 2012 at 6:22 pm

“What did he know and when did he know it” I think Sean has asked that question of Obama at least 1000 times. Sean you know why no one asks that question of you and Sarah, it’s because the world knows you two don’t know anything you just make shit up.

MissTaken August 10, 2012 at 6:24 pm

Sarah's nauseated? Is she pregnant with Levi's babby again?

SorosBot August 10, 2012 at 6:27 pm

Someone needs to tell that family how babby is formed, and how to prevent it.

weejee August 10, 2012 at 6:40 pm

Soros, but they put those paper sanitary thingies on the toilet seat when peeing in public places. Isn't that enough?

smokefilledroommate August 10, 2012 at 7:47 pm

No, that just ensures they don't get AIDS. The source of babbies is an entirely different conundrum. There's so many things to be afraid of in this world.

sullivanst August 11, 2012 at 2:09 pm

In Wasilla, that is a necessary, but not sufficient, component of an effective birth control regime.

anniegetyerfun August 10, 2012 at 8:59 pm

how girl get pragnent

Mittens Howell, III August 11, 2012 at 12:04 am

shhh … jesus is watching

StealthMuslin August 10, 2012 at 6:26 pm

How is it possible that Sarah Palin actually looks less intelligent in glasses?

LocalGirlMakesGoo August 10, 2012 at 6:26 pm

Fine, I'll take the bait: The fuck is she talking about?

GeorgiaBurning August 10, 2012 at 6:50 pm

Doesn't matter. Same BS as always, just pull the plastic ring on the back of her neck.

Butch_Wagstaff August 10, 2012 at 7:58 pm

"Obama…Presidency…I…me…I…I…I…me…me…me…garbleplookydookyburplesnortscreeh."

BoatOfVelociraptors August 10, 2012 at 9:05 pm

You have to understand the semantics of her language. There are utterances that resolve to "good" such as the phrase "common sense". There are phrases that resolve to "bad" , such as "socialist, government run", etc. then there are talking point subjects. Just say good good republican, bad bad democrat, wave and wink and you have every Palin speech ever.

CommieLibunatic August 10, 2012 at 6:31 pm

What's the character limit on these comments? I just wonder how many times I can type the word "FUCK" to sum up my feelings for the Palin.

starfanglednut August 10, 2012 at 6:38 pm

All of…

Oh, never mind.

dadanarchistmk2 August 10, 2012 at 6:35 pm

Hi! I'm back. Intense Debate blew up my account and ate all my p.

This is just a stupid placeholder so that the moderators can approve me and I can get back on the board.

-Dadanarchist

BoatOfVelociraptors August 10, 2012 at 9:12 pm

Well, replies seem to help.

TribecaMike August 10, 2012 at 9:32 pm

When wacky things happen to me, I listen to Bascom Lamar singing and playing "I Wish I Was A Mole In The Ground," and somehow it all makes sense.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6W-E6gWrvc

emmelemm August 10, 2012 at 10:07 pm

I enjoy your avatar. Was that your avatar before and I wasn't paying attention?

dadanarchistmk2 August 12, 2012 at 1:02 pm

Heh Indeedy.

Mumbletypeg August 11, 2012 at 3:11 pm

Seconding emmelem on the avi — more than that, however, I enjoy your snark.

Stay around. (oh also seconding: IntenseDebate can eat a bag of day-old dicks)

glamourdammerung August 10, 2012 at 6:38 pm

So the Party of Limbaugh is going on about ethics and personal attacks? I am surprised she managed to say that nonsense without smirking.

shelwood46 August 10, 2012 at 8:09 pm

I am surprised she didn't implode, like matter touching anti-matter.

glamourdammerung August 10, 2012 at 9:19 pm

One would think that their brains would eventually shut their mouths off, if even only out of a sense of self worth.

tessiee August 10, 2012 at 10:27 pm

"I prefer knaves to fools, because knaves sometimes rest" — some old timey guy

not that Dewey August 10, 2012 at 11:23 pm

"Party of Limbaugh"

I miss the days when it was the "Party of Falwell". Talk about ethics.

Mittens Howell, III August 10, 2012 at 6:39 pm

Why pick on Obama, Sarah? He's the only one lobbying for you to speak at the Republican convention.

rocktonsam August 10, 2012 at 6:39 pm

OT

I was in Rockford Illinois today. It seems noted House Speaker John somebody was speaking at a fundraiser for Bobby Shilling at swanky Forest Hills Country Club. I was turned away mostly because I didn't have a thousand bucks to have a sammich with this dickhole. I did, however shake my fist at people.

oh and it was a no media event too, also while Boner was plotting to divot up the course and drinking free booze

finallyhappy August 10, 2012 at 7:00 pm

Rockford! They have quite a nice Joann's there – and a whole lot of other stores- the main drag is one big strip mall(or all that I ever saw of it). Maybe they also have A Machine Shed there- where 4 of us shared the cinnamon roll. End of my knowledge of Rockford

rocktonsam August 10, 2012 at 9:52 pm

CHEAP TRICK LIBEL!!!!

johnnymeatworth August 10, 2012 at 6:40 pm

Media prostitutes?! Well, if that isn't the pot calling the kettle whore….

Steverino247 August 10, 2012 at 6:43 pm

Sarah Palin "fills me with the urge to defecate."

H/T to Roger Waters

slowhansolo August 10, 2012 at 9:53 pm

"Exquisite wife and mother…"

Fox n Fiends August 10, 2012 at 6:45 pm

No wonder Cindy McCain loved her so much.

ChillBill August 10, 2012 at 6:46 pm

Yeah, "Media Prostitutes," you know, like the ones competing in "Dancing with the Tards"

Misty Malarky August 10, 2012 at 6:47 pm

But Mitt really DID kill that lady.

ChillBill August 10, 2012 at 6:47 pm

Speaking of nauseating, when is Willow due?

John Birf Society August 10, 2012 at 6:48 pm

A better example of nauseating behavior would be a preschooler repeatedly calling someone a "faggot" while his mother giggles about it.

Exhausted66 August 10, 2012 at 6:49 pm

I don't think his daughters will have to go through what your daughters went through, Lou Sarah because they'll be smart, independent and well behaved.

Sucks, doesn't it?

didgen August 10, 2012 at 6:50 pm

Sarah will not make me wish for blonde hair and contacts. I won't, I won't, I won't.

Kid_Charlemagne August 10, 2012 at 7:02 pm

Myopic brunettes who do not drop their g's are always welcome here.

BigSkullF*ckingDog August 10, 2012 at 10:48 pm

Those glasses are as fake as Ann Coulter's vagina. Real glasses are celebrated here as a sign of literacy.

TribecaMike August 10, 2012 at 6:50 pm

My pc speakers conked out yesterday. Thanks, Jesus, I owe you one!

MilwaukeeKent August 10, 2012 at 6:54 pm

I'm loving this, both her and Romney today — and in their own belligerent ways so are several of the Rightie AM talkers — pleading for civility and suing for peace, "We'll stop if you do!"
Okay GOP, you probably should take a break from dirty campaigning for once, if only to rest up and catch your breath. I hope the Dem response is "Go ahead, but we've had plenty of rest, we're fresh — and we're just getting started."

Gleem McShineys August 10, 2012 at 6:55 pm

"Murmurs gently" ?

Inigo Montoya expresses concern.

tessiee August 10, 2012 at 10:39 pm

"Inigo Montoya expresses concern."

He should worry; he can flip her off 1.1 times better than the rest of us.

tessiee August 10, 2012 at 10:41 pm

"Inigo Montoya expresses concern."

Whereas Vizzini, who is less concerned wtih subtlety, just told Sarah, "No more talking, and I mean it!".

BoatOfVelociraptors August 11, 2012 at 5:01 am

Working the allergy angle. Subtle.

Designer_Rants August 10, 2012 at 6:56 pm

Swiftboat 'em! Swiftboatem! Get 'em, Barack Hussein Obama! Make Karl Rove CRY!!! And needz moar Harry Reid makin' shit up!

MilwaukeeKent August 10, 2012 at 7:12 pm

"Rove, meet Ninjas. Ninjas, meet…wait, where'd they go? Look out, Rove! They're right behind you!"

weejee August 10, 2012 at 8:03 pm

Some of Mittens well PACed Godzillionares need to do a Swiftyattack on Barry over Bin Laden. Clearly they can find something there to drone on about.

Butch_Wagstaff August 10, 2012 at 8:39 pm

"Well, Obama didn't personally shoot Bin Laden, did he? And we heard that most of the members of Seal Team 6 were Republicans who violated Obama's orders NOT to kill Bin Laden. What did Obama do? He just looked at a screen. That's all he did. Now he wants to take away everybody's guns. What if we had took away Team 6's guns? Bin Laden would probably still be alive fist bumping his buddy, Barack HUSSEIN Obama."

BoatOfVelociraptors August 11, 2012 at 5:05 am

So they're going to read a Glenn Greenwald post out loud?

sullivanst August 10, 2012 at 6:57 pm

Must.
Drink.
Liquor.

Lots and lots and lots of liquor.

Enough that I won't remember anything about the human-shaped ball of pure hate that is Sarah Palin.

Have a good weekend everyone!

tessiee August 10, 2012 at 10:43 pm

"the human-shaped ball of pure hate that is Sarah Palin."

Someone here (it might have been Barb, but I don't remember) described her as a "spite-based life form", but yours is good, too.

sullivanst August 11, 2012 at 2:16 pm

If it was good, and it was on Wonkette, Barb's never a bad guess as to the source.

Sadly my liquor cabinet was not particularly well stocked. Today, it contains no scotch. I also finished the open tequila. Fortunately there was a backup, which was good to know, but wasn't ultimately needed. I have a suspicion it's blanco, too, which means some reposado might be purchased soon.

Kid_Charlemagne August 10, 2012 at 7:00 pm

Is there any chance that Todd Palin will be shot by his own troops on that new reality show he is on?

tessiee August 10, 2012 at 10:44 pm

a la "Absolutely Fabulous"

Oh, Darling, there's always a chance.

not that Dewey August 10, 2012 at 11:22 pm

If Gen Wesley Clark had any sense, he would slip Todd some Polonium in the green room.

Schmegeg August 10, 2012 at 7:04 pm

Nauseating prostitute. That is all.

MonkeyMotion August 10, 2012 at 7:05 pm

In addition to ethics, I'm hoping the Grifter Queen will share her secrets on…
*parenting
*hard work
*articulate speaking
*dressing
*reading

(Did I miss anything?)

zumpie August 10, 2012 at 7:08 pm

Poise, grace, class, honesty..

Butch_Wagstaff August 10, 2012 at 8:05 pm

Manners.
Like not spreading your legs while you're only wearing a t-shirt as you scarf down a bag of chips.

anniegetyerfun August 10, 2012 at 9:05 pm

Hair styling.

Sharkey August 10, 2012 at 10:09 pm

Parallel parking in remote mountainous rural regions.

tessiee August 10, 2012 at 10:44 pm

Birth control.

sullivanst August 11, 2012 at 2:17 pm

Turkey pardoning

Not_So_Much August 10, 2012 at 7:09 pm

This story really makes sense to me, because I do think "nauseating whore" every time I see her.

Chet Kincaid_ August 10, 2012 at 7:10 pm

The lummox is flummoxed.

zumpie August 10, 2012 at 7:11 pm

Oh Snowtard Snooki's just pissed because her new BFF/Christine O'Donnel replacement tanked in MO. Likewise, she's still bummed that no one liked that outfit she wore for her audition as Frenchie in the all GOP bimbo revival of "Grease" (if only she had remembered her Pink Ladies jacket…).

Oh—and also, too, also—that she most assuredly WON'T be queen at this month's Puggie prom, in fact, she might not even get a date!

tessiee August 10, 2012 at 10:45 pm

Poor Sarah — never a Prom Queen, always the skank giving blow jobs behind the Dumpster in the parking lot.

TribecaMike August 10, 2012 at 7:14 pm

Remember when you were a kid and any on-line mention of Sarah Palin (sp?) made you click on it just to see what crazy arsed shit she said this time? Try telling a younger person about that vicarious thrill and they won't believe you. Might as well be talking about dirigibles or Humvees. Aging is a bitch.

Hey bartender, another round of botox for my friends!

zippy_w_pinhead August 10, 2012 at 7:14 pm

There's something excruciatingly funny about all the GOP hate mongers foaming at the mouth because a Dem is campaigning like a Republican…

BlueStateLibel August 10, 2012 at 7:22 pm

Eh, just makes me want the Obama campaign to go all General Sherman even more on Mittens.

freddymcmurray August 10, 2012 at 7:25 pm

you can't make me watch that

Sharkey August 10, 2012 at 8:46 pm

you have a family member that rhymes with pillow?

freddymcmurray August 10, 2012 at 9:01 pm

ever notice how she says "dill" for "deal"? are you insinuating that my family member's name rhymes with pealow?

not that Dewey August 10, 2012 at 11:30 pm

Here's the dildo.

(skip to 0:28, if you can't bear the first 27 seconds of her voice just to get to the good part)

SaintRond August 10, 2012 at 7:28 pm

Sarah says "BARF OUT!"

How positively scintillating.

Misty Malarky August 10, 2012 at 7:29 pm

I can't wait for the reimagining of that video for NAILIN' PALIN 2.

owhatever August 10, 2012 at 7:30 pm

Such a cutie when she tries to use big words and her tongue falls out.

TribecaMike August 10, 2012 at 7:38 pm

That just happens to be the plot of Larry Flynt's Nailin' Palin XXIII: Ice Station Zebraless. But you knew that already, didn't you?

viennawoods13 August 10, 2012 at 7:52 pm

I haven't read everything yet, so someone has probably said it, but that nails-on-blackboard-bitch who specialized in saying the most outrageous things she could get away with about Obama in 2008 is now saying that Obama is going too far?? Really?? Fuck you, Sarah, and the snow machine you rode in on.

MilwaukeeKent August 10, 2012 at 8:00 pm

Usual response of bullies when someone hits back, also.

tessiee August 10, 2012 at 10:47 pm

"Hey! That's MY OWN blood!" — Nelson Muntz

RadioBowels August 10, 2012 at 8:01 pm

Next up on Hannity: Dick Cheney and Karl Rove discuss fair play and civility.

Blueb4sinrise August 10, 2012 at 8:04 pm

Had a very shitty day. I refuse to mess with that fucking Palin twit. In a few minutes I will pop that first evening adult beverage, and listen to the rest of this. I had to listen to about half of it just so I had a good enough attitude to log in and look at what's been going on here. It's a posthumous album by a guy that was [is] known as Jimi. It's powerful medicine, so I only break it out when I really need it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUPNpTLbmok

badmindtime August 10, 2012 at 8:15 pm

Jimi is gold, and someone we truly need right now! (Probably a perfect anti-Palin antidote)

Thanks for the link!

thefrontpage August 10, 2012 at 8:05 pm

Everyone: Please read "Deconstructing Sarah Palin," on Wonkette, from earlier in the year, when the monstrously horrible CPAC monstrosity was held in D.C. Palin gave a "speech" for about 40 minutes that was literally lies, untruths, misconceptions, inaccuracies and pure propaganda, all the way through. She literally made numerous untrue, incorrect statements–as she has in all of her "speeches." She really is a moron and an idiot. Please re-visit "Deconstructing Sarah Palin." When the item comes up after a search–click on the headline to get the entire article. There were 974 comments for this piece!

Butch_Wagstaff August 10, 2012 at 8:30 pm

Oh, I remember this. I know she's loathsome but it does help to be reminded of how she's a complete liar.

Chichikovovich August 10, 2012 at 8:34 pm

http://wonkette.com/463394/deconstructing-sarah-p

Thanks for the tip. Hilarious thread. February was a golden age of Wonkette – we were young and carefree back then. Our spirits were not yet crushed by harsh reality. Such laughs we had, mixed with the young person's insecurity about the future. What will August bring? Will Lolo Jones win gold this time around? Who will Herman Cain choose as his VP?

And whatever happened to that young go-getter Bilbo?

VinnyThePooh August 10, 2012 at 8:06 pm

Sarah Palin is America's Godzilla movie.

ElPinche August 10, 2012 at 8:35 pm

More like Bride of Chucky…but Jennifer Tilly is way hotter.

RadioBowels August 10, 2012 at 10:38 pm

Or that pathetic Hollywood cliché of the monster that won't die.

sullivanst August 11, 2012 at 2:24 pm

Freddie Krueger libel!

littlebigdaddy August 10, 2012 at 8:18 pm

Did she clean her pussy?

bflrtsplk August 10, 2012 at 8:22 pm

I surely hope that Palin word salad doesn`t come with Russian dressing you can taste from Alaska.

TribecaMike August 10, 2012 at 8:24 pm

Beats me, but she makes no secret of daily trimming her tonkinese.

ElPinche August 10, 2012 at 8:32 pm

Damn, SnowBilly is looking rough like her SarahPAC money well is running dry. She must be getting her make up from HomeDepot.

anniegetyerfun August 10, 2012 at 9:14 pm

That does look sprayed on. Shame – she did have nice skin, for a lady OF A CERTAIN AGE.

ElPinche August 10, 2012 at 11:06 pm

All those visits to Wasilla tanning salon/tattoo parlor is catching up to her.

not that Dewey August 10, 2012 at 11:19 pm

And her dental care from "Just Gums"

CessnaDriver August 10, 2012 at 8:37 pm

Back to the wigs I see.

Note to the Moosiah: anorexia makes your hair fall out.

Sharkey August 10, 2012 at 8:43 pm

Well, Sean did make some good points at the end there.

Sharkey August 10, 2012 at 8:59 pm

"Ethicist" means a person that has a cyst on their ethy.

Barrelhse August 10, 2012 at 9:14 pm

"Murmurs gently."
Like a pussy fart.

TribecaMike August 10, 2012 at 9:22 pm

OT, but another evening with Bob Costas making fun of foreign athletes' names because ya know they aren't American-sounding, like Costas. Time to once again turn the sound off and pop open a foreign-brewed brew. Go Belgium! Go Ireland! Don't Jamaica fool of yourselves, mon!

not that Dewey August 10, 2012 at 11:28 pm

Costas, Lauer, Kozinsky, Taibbi, Brzezinski, Viera. NBC's got that American-sounding name shit locked down.

JackObin August 10, 2012 at 9:30 pm

The Palin halfwit is a multi-millionaire. Now THAT'S nauseating.

bobbert August 11, 2012 at 1:30 am

Money for nothing.

tessiee August 10, 2012 at 9:34 pm

Oh, hey look, you guys.
Old Tundra Tits got new eyeglass frames.
Don't they make her look smart?
And by "smart", I mean, "slightly less of an imbecile"?
No, huh?

Misty Malarky August 10, 2012 at 9:35 pm

OT and O No!

Fareed Zakaria has been suspended – not from the sex sling in my playroom – but from Time and CNN! Turns out he 'Woopsie Daisy!' borrowed just a teeny bit of an article by Jill Lepore that appeared in the New Yorker in April.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/10/fareed-z

I refuse to believe those bedroom eyes and senssuround lips will not be on my TV!

ElPinche August 10, 2012 at 11:09 pm

Too bad he wasn't a poop-throwing FoxNewser , he coulda got a raise and a spot on Fox&Friends.

rocktonsam August 10, 2012 at 9:58 pm

I just noticed the books and art work in the back round a spit my beer out

tessiee August 10, 2012 at 10:50 pm

"art work in the back round"

Thomas Kincaide, Jon McNaughton, and the Breitbart knight picture?

TribecaMike August 10, 2012 at 9:58 pm

If I'm right and Romney does pick Paul Ryan as his veep, Ol' Joe Biden is going to have the time of his life.

MilwaukeeKent August 10, 2012 at 11:08 pm

If so, Florida is ours. I wish someone somewhere would make hay on the fact that almost every Republican member of the House voted for his gut-kick budget. Ryan! Ryan! Ryan!

TribecaMike August 10, 2012 at 11:40 pm

Good point. They all agree with Ryan's scorched earth policy, so it doesn't matter who Mitt picks. To have the Wisconsin Weasel himself on the ticket is too good to imagine I suppose, but I do anyway because he's the closest Mitt could come to a 2008 Palin baseline moment. But who else does he have, Rick Scott? Pam Bondi? Mel Martinez?

It's all going too well, and I don't trust "going too well."

Comrade Wingtardd August 10, 2012 at 10:00 pm

I didn't think I could get anymore nauseous listening to that babbling bitch, but then Hannity's voice came on and I fucking puked.

tessiee August 10, 2012 at 10:33 pm

Oh, I found the creepy demon baby.
I *was* gonna start that with "OT", but then no.

tessiee August 10, 2012 at 10:34 pm

"Why are you attacking yourself? Why are you attacking yourself? Why are you attacking yourself?…"

tessiee August 10, 2012 at 10:36 pm

"We don't like all this fighing" = "We're losing, so we'd like to stop now".

TribecaMike August 10, 2012 at 10:48 pm

Like Ringo and George said, you know it don't come easy…
http://spyhunter007.com/Images/referee_timeout.jp

greenide1 August 10, 2012 at 10:36 pm

I'm trying to figure out what would be the right career for Sarah, since she obviously doesn't like the responsibility that comes with holding public office. I'm thinkin' she should be the obnoxious carney clown who sits on the plank until someone hits the target with the ball and she falls into the water.Whaddya think?

Chichikovovich August 10, 2012 at 10:43 pm

Like this one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrZWG1RWIbQ

You know, I think you're on to something…

tessiee August 10, 2012 at 10:37 pm

Sarah Man, she talks like a moron.
/MST3K

BigSkullF*ckingDog August 10, 2012 at 10:45 pm

Oh. oh. oh. Puhleeeeze don't play the feminist card with your "I hope his daughters don't have to go through" bullshit you stupid, republican, scrotum sucking c*nt.

MilwaukeeKent August 10, 2012 at 11:36 pm

Almost wonder if that isn't as much a veiled threat (i.e., bluff) as Romney's "Haven't gone after the things people have said about [Obama] in the past" line of talk. Their attack dogs are folks like Palin, Dennis Miller, Victoria Jackson…

BoatOfVelociraptors August 11, 2012 at 5:19 am

Imagining the mechanics of getting "the scrotes" sucked into "the lady business" is distracting. Reverse kegel.

Terry August 10, 2012 at 10:47 pm

Sarah Palin? Isn't she a reality show celebrity?

Butch_Wagstaff August 10, 2012 at 11:28 pm

Dancing with Dregs. It aired briefly from late August to early November 2008. McCain kept stepping on her toes. She'd go on spending sprees thanks to the RNC. Yet she was never voted off the island. When the show was cancelled, America expressed a collective yawn. Yet the Fox News Network got a boner.

Negropolis August 11, 2012 at 1:23 am

She ain't even that. Her shitty-assed show got cancelled.

BigSkullF*ckingDog August 10, 2012 at 10:50 pm

This bitch can do a lot of things. Murmuring gently is not among them. WTF editrix?

barto August 10, 2012 at 10:53 pm

You know what I like about Sarah Palin?

NOTHING!

TribecaMike August 10, 2012 at 10:55 pm

"Oh hamburgers!" — Mitt Romney, November 6, 2012

Native_of_SL_UT August 10, 2012 at 10:59 pm

I remember how in high school English, we would have to diagram out sentences.
If we did that with Palin, it would look like one of chalkboards full of equations the mad scientists always seem to have in the movies, except we would need both of Glenn Becks chalkboards.

not that Dewey August 10, 2012 at 11:20 pm

It would also need one of those "then a miracle occurs" boxes.

RadioBowels August 10, 2012 at 11:33 pm

Hey, don't leave before the miracle.

TribecaMike August 11, 2012 at 12:09 am

I need a miracle every day, but who doesn't?

BigSkullF*ckingDog August 10, 2012 at 11:10 pm

WTF!?> Why did it take Sarah Palin this long to inform me that our "president's" middle name is Hussein? That sounds French! Or Something!!!??!11!>1!1.>>?!!//1..

Robman2 August 10, 2012 at 11:40 pm

H words, huffy, heinous, hapless, ho, all make her wet…

AlterNewt August 10, 2012 at 11:40 pm

Who, now?

Negropolis August 10, 2012 at 11:57 pm

Sarah Palin is to ethics what….

TribecaMike August 11, 2012 at 12:18 am

Gilbert Gottfried is to tsunami victims?

ttommyunger August 11, 2012 at 12:03 am

Fucking her would be like sleeping in a swamp. When you wake up, you're not sleepy any more, but you're not rested, either.

sudsmckenzie August 11, 2012 at 12:03 am

Fuck Toad just told me its Ayn Ryan.

questions, concerns, … coments?

BoroPrimorac August 11, 2012 at 12:24 am

Awesome, now the Dems can point to the person who has been calling granny a moocher for all these months. .

Jukesgrrl August 11, 2012 at 1:23 am

Doesn't that hand Florida and Pennsylvania to Obama?

sudsmckenzie August 11, 2012 at 1:42 am

I'm just concerned about Sarah tonight. …. Courage

Jukesgrrl August 12, 2012 at 12:31 am

Hey, Suds, you're our man in Wisconsin so let us know every bad thing you hear about Ryan.What a desacration of the USS Wisconsin that was this morning.

SayItWithWookies August 11, 2012 at 12:07 am

OT but Chuck Todd has three sources that say Romney's gonna finger Paul Ryan on the USS Wisconsin tomorrow. That's legal now, I hear.

johnnyzhivago August 11, 2012 at 12:14 am

Paul Ryan wants to take away your Scooters!!!!!!!!!!!

RadioBowels August 11, 2012 at 12:24 am

You can trade them in for coupons.

NYNYNYjr August 11, 2012 at 12:28 am

Bonds for future scooters.

TribecaMike August 11, 2012 at 12:27 am

Then again, it could be Cheney's boy Scooter Libby.

johnnyzhivago August 11, 2012 at 12:15 am

Does it have urinals, stalls or those fancy million dollar bathrooms?

SayItWithWookies August 11, 2012 at 12:19 am

It's got an asshole elevator. Which is too bad 'cause I was hoping for stripper heels.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 11, 2012 at 1:34 am

So, you are saying this is Obama's fault for repealing "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"?

sudsmckenzie August 11, 2012 at 1:44 am

If he's gonna "finger" him, I just may get up early. Battleship WI,will Cher be there?

not that Dewey August 11, 2012 at 2:01 am

Don't ask; don't tell.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 11, 2012 at 12:08 am

OT: Just announced that Romney is announcing his running mate tomorrow at 8:45 am. Anybody know where Dick Cheney is?

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 11, 2012 at 12:19 am

FOX News reporting it is likely Paul Ryan. So he is going with the guy who grew up on social security benefits and has never had a real job. Heck, at least Obama didn't grow up on the government dime.

TribecaMike August 11, 2012 at 12:20 am

30.5 centimeters up Mitt Romney's ass?

Mumbly_Joe August 11, 2012 at 12:54 am

The pollitical gossip magazines of the Internet seem to be saying it's Paul Ryan, and when have they ever been wrong?

I mean, other than 2008.

And 2000.

Iam_Who_Iam August 11, 2012 at 12:15 am

So do I go to bed now so I am primed and ready for the official announcement in the morning or do I start drinking now so I am primed and ready for the official announcement in the morning?

Jukesgrrl August 11, 2012 at 1:26 am

9 a.m. is 6 a.m. where I live. I may as well just stay up. Otherwise the many retirees in my subdivision might just wake me with their screaming.

johnnyzhivago August 11, 2012 at 12:17 am

BREAKING NEWS: PAUL RYAN ACCORDING TO CAMPAIGN SOURCES

Start firing people Mitt – what a bunch of losers you have working for you! Instead of surprise we'll now know every bad thing Ryan ever did by 12:45 EST

MilwaukeeKent August 11, 2012 at 12:19 am

Defensiveness in extremis is no vice-president. Barry Goldwater said that, I think, Also.

TribecaMike August 11, 2012 at 12:25 am

As MilwaukeeKent wrote a few minutes ago, if it is Ryan, "Florida is ours."

(Not that I want it. I've been to Fort Lauderdale, and yikes what a dump!)

NellCote71 August 11, 2012 at 1:01 am

If it is Ryan, Florida is theirs because very few people in that state depend on social security?

MilwaukeeKent August 11, 2012 at 2:02 am

Galt/Harding 2012.

RadioBowels August 11, 2012 at 12:26 am

Everybody hide your grandma's!!1!

NYNYNYjr August 11, 2012 at 12:27 am

My prediction is it's not Paul Ryan tomorrow- it will come out of left field and make everyone go: oh, him? Weird.

smokefilledroommate August 11, 2012 at 12:27 am

Yep. Romney/Ryan 2012. (huffpo)..

RadioBowels August 11, 2012 at 12:29 am

This will lock up the smug and self-assured vote…and coupon clippers.

TribecaMike August 11, 2012 at 12:30 am

Green Stamps libel!

TribecaMike August 11, 2012 at 12:39 am

If it is Ryan, it's a brilliant strategy on Mitt's part, just as long as all Social Security and Medicare recipients drop dead on November 5th.

sudsmckenzie August 11, 2012 at 12:40 am

Baraboo Barbie (TM)

smokefilledroommate August 11, 2012 at 12:42 am

C'mon, Becca! Git r done! Are you too 'buzzed' like me? (yeah, I could never have your job. especially on PST!)

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 11, 2012 at 1:35 am

Yeah, they should at least have a trained monkey to post breaking news.

smokefilledroommate August 11, 2012 at 6:58 am

I think that's Wonkville.

TribecaMike August 11, 2012 at 12:52 am

I wouldn't put much stock in Huffington's prophecies. In the eighties, she swore her hubby would be US Senator and she'd one day be the First Lady. Now, hundreds of millions of dollars later, she's an employee of AOL. Next stop, Emperor of the North Pole!

Negropolis August 11, 2012 at 1:27 am

Ryan, eh? They picked him for the same reason that they picked Palin and they'll never admit it. Shallow Romney is shallow.

Game Change 2: Electric Bugaloo.

Oh god, Joe is going to have so much fun with this one.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 11, 2012 at 1:40 am

So, what have we learned about Romney? Well, after being beat up by the Right, he immediately collapses and caves in to there demands.

An aid mentions Romneycare approvingly, Conservative pundits throw a fit, then demand there guy as VP, and Romney complies. What a backbone.

TribecaMike August 11, 2012 at 1:42 am

NY Times calling it for Ryan. The fun has begun and they're on the run. http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/08/10/rom

Negropolis August 11, 2012 at 1:45 am

Release the nuns! And, this time, Paulie boy, the sisters are on the bus, you Alfalfa-lookin' muthafucker.

DerrickWildcat August 11, 2012 at 4:11 am

Aw Jeeze Lady, we're trying to watch the Olympics. Can you do this some other time?

outragedcitizen August 11, 2012 at 10:54 am

Sarah Palin, civility and ethics… I just snorted coffee out my nose!

BZ1 August 11, 2012 at 12:38 pm

Is anyone still listening besides mental midget Hannity?

Biff August 11, 2012 at 4:59 pm

SuperAdventurePAC, anyone?

thefrontpage August 11, 2012 at 6:48 pm

Believe me, Bilbo lives!

aussiefromafar August 11, 2012 at 10:51 pm

The Media Whore calls the media a whore?
Sarah…there's an old adage that goes along the lines of……. repeated airings of your stupidity can only have a damaging effect on you……. so best be quiet and let everyone think you have more going for you than you actually have.
Think it's time for another moose burger Sarah…or an oxycontin.

rockyoumonkeys August 13, 2012 at 12:49 pm

Okay, the glasses can't be all of it. She looks too different not to have had some work done.

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