at least she didn't say 'nauseous'

Noted Ethicist Sarah Palin Murmurs Gently About ‘Nauseating’ President, Media ‘Prostitutes’

Sarah Palin has had enough of the personal attacks dished out by hypocrite in chief Barack HUSSEIN Obama, you guys, and she has a salad of words to toss on ya! Blah blah blah, word word word. Oh, here we go.

“With all due respect to the office of the presidency, when I hear Barack Obama speak at this point, especially when he lectures about ethics and civility, it’s nauseating to me.” That IS respectful! How dare Barack HUSSEIN Obama “lecture” other people about ethics and civility. OF COURSE he is responsible for everything put out by a super-PAC that he is by law not allowed to have anything to do with! And where are the whore media, to report on the total known fact that Obama DID coordinate with said super-PAC? Sarah Palin would like to know!

Right, who cares? Anyway, here is a brief primer from Sarah Palin on how to be ethical and civil.


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    1. ProgressiveInga

      I hope Michelle keeps an eye on Bo. We wouldn't want him ending up in a pot on the stove…….

    2. redarmyzombie

      Just like the Clap, except…
      Actually yeah, she's just like the Clap.

      EDIT: I retract that statement. The Clap is curable…

      1. OzoneTom

        Is that movie even still in print?

        I have it on VHS (somewhere) and frankly have no desire to try to find it.

    1. ChessieNefercat

      Nah, she switched to a mint green Snuggie, with a slipping off wig and long curled fake hair extensions and SE Cupp glasses, with Yard O' Books decor behind her. She thinks (mistakenly) that she now looks hawt and smart.

    1. dadanarchistmk2

      It would be nice if the Leader of the Attackers could send Seal Team 6 to take out Palin's voice box.

      1. LetUsBray

        It's like how he's an ineffectual milquetoast who doesn't know how the world works AND a ruthless Chicago thug. He does both at the same time. He is every bad thing all at once, also too.

        1. bikerlaureate

          Plus he's an idiot who has no idea how the real world works, but he's also cunning enough to play the long game in his demonic quest to destroy democracy.
          That's just standard Communo-fascist playbook stuff right there.

  1. mwittier

    "With all due respect to the office of the presimuhdency…"

    A great deal more respect than that is due, former half-governor.

    See? See how respectful I was there?

    1. bikerlaureate

      If the Semigovernor is going to take the high road, and tackle the pressing issues of substance – we need to know what she thinks of President Obama's height. Or the spacing of his teeth.

      If we weren't in Bizarro World there's no broadcast outlet that would get a microphone within fifty feet of this grifter.

      1. OneDollarJuana

        Just like most of the R party. Or rather, they've never left junior high, which is raw cruelty without any creativity.

  2. coolhandnuke

    Palin's career as an ethical and civil Alaskan hooker never really took off…she kept quitting half-way through every hand job and screaming drill baby drill when she knew it was a dry well.

    1. Willardbot9000_V2.5

      That's not what Tawd's 'business partners' said!…bung! At least with Jenna Jameson she admits to being a high priced slut who likes Mittens for the giant tax breaks…the Wasilla Landfill keeps thinking if she's mean enough she can get another shot at the brass ring…and ha ha ha ha ha Sarah, keep trying…

  3. PuckStopsHere

    I'd like President Obama to lecture the grifter queen on what a cunt she is. With great civility, of course.

    1. Willardbot9000_V2.5

      At this point this Tart of Epic Sleaziness can only go onto Faux to spout her drivel because the other networks know how useless she is. Case in point: every single wingnut personally shat their pants in unison when Showtime showed that fairly bland serial "the Reagans" and none of the Reagans (except Michael who uh…doesn't count bwhahaha) really complained about it. This bitch and every paid meth-head and grifter in training in her arsenal flipped out over "Game Change" and no one gave a shit even to get a fake controversy rolling. Face it Sarah, only trailer parks care about you now…

  4. Callyson

    "…when I hear Barack Obama speak at this point, especially when he lectures about ethics and civility, it’s nauseating to me.”

    Yes, we already know that you are nauseated by the concepts of civility and ethics, Sarah…

  5. Blunderthing

    Sarah Palin looked up from sucking a dick to deplore the dick sucking and then went back to sucking a dick. The End.

  6. FakaktaSouth

    I believe her when she says hearing about ethics makes her nauseated. She also does not want to hear about working, birth control, sanity or proper word usage. Sort of like how she really meant she is nauseous, because she definitely makes me want to puke.

    1. Willardbot9000_V2.5

      I just interpreted it to mean she slammed too many screwdrivers before she and Tawd's newest 'business partner' got down to it last night…she's gotta make cheddar somewhere….even the wingnuts who usually have disposable income because the government pays for all their obesity caused equipment won't pony up the dough anymore.

  7. 1stNewtontheMoon

    Does nausea include symptoms like the "shit-your-pants" fear I get when I think about the possibility this moron was thisclose to becoming VP? If so, then I'm nauseous.

    1. James Michael Curley

      I don't want anyone to go boneless between now and Election Day and sit it out without getting up pushing the vote, but Obama won by a popular vote margin, a popular vote percentage and an electoral vote margin all higher than any President going back to Reagan in 1984.

      But it you need to think that McCain almost won in 2008 as incentive to get out and deliver some votes for Obama, by all means.

      I just find it more disturbing that the trade mistakenly not called muckrakers these days needs to pander two myths. First that 'both parties do it and second that 'the election is going to be close'. These bozos and their boss are in it for the money. No viewers, no money. No scandal, no viewers. Big margin between the candidates or their behavior, no scandal.

  8. bumfug

    If there's one thing Sarah Palin hates, it's prostitutes. "In my family we don't make anybody pay for sex – we give it away for free, you betcha!"

    1. MyOwnPlanet

      Read Shailey Tripp's book "Boys Will Be Boys: Media, Morality, and the Coverup
      of the Todd Palin Shailey Tripp Sex Scandal", the true story of how Shailey Tripp, a young single mother of two special needs children became sexually involved with Todd Palin, husband of former Alaska Governor and 2008 GOP Vice-Presidential nominee, Sarah Palin. Think prostitution ring.

    1. Willardbot9000_V2.5

      she found out Glenn Rice retired several years ago and was only a Dream Teamer in the 90's…..given her age she's hanging around the senior Olympic Basketball team these days…

  9. Callyson

    Bitch DID NOT just say she hopes Obama's family is never attacked, years after the wingnuts have been fucking vicious toward Michelle for supposedly never having been proud of her country? Does she think we're idiots?

    Um, don't answer that…

    1. tessiee

      "Bitch DID NOT just say she hopes Obama's family is never attacked"

      Or was it a secret signal to her unholy army of minions?

      1. Callyson

        Technically, she was talking about attack ads. From her OTT “won't someone please think of the children?” tone, you'd think Obama had used the R – word to describe the Palin child…

    1. Gleem McShineys

      Maybe the Republican Party finally came to collect all those designer clothes they 'loaned' the Palins.

      1. jcinco

        I hope they don't take the little red leather jacket number away from her…she still wears it around like we forgot or something. the rest are probably laying in the back of her closet with perspiration and cum stains all over them. someday she should make tawd take them to the dry cleaners….

  10. coolhandnuke

    She is a dilettante on all things ethical and civil, but an expert on methical and drivel.

  11. SorosBot

    Well I'm nauseated whenever I hear Sarah Palin speak; it doesn't even matter what she's speaking about, that voice does it.

    1. kittensdontlie

      And to release this post so close to dinner time….

      Has she lost her marbles?! Yes, they fall out of her brain and end up in her mouth, and along with that cockneyed Canadian accent of hers….damn, I just lost my dinner.

  12. Mumbletypeg

    Back-to-school time approaches. Palin is reminding me of that loathsome contingent feigning outrage when Barry addressed young students that first year in a pretaped message that enough idiot parents protested with alacrity, you'd think the Ethical imperative to Work Hard and Study Diligently was spewed from something they dug up for dinner.

    I need your clarion cowbell, Sarah, like the GOP needs Trump to motivate their mythologized worker bee base. Obama's leading by example in action will resonate more loudly with adherents to persons of demonstrated principles, than your witless pandering to the right's baseless reactionary scum.

    1. Jukesgrrl

      Geez, I forgot about that escapade. The rightwing scandalized that the President of the United States would tell students that education is important and they should try hard at school. What a great moment in American history.

        1. Jukesgrrl

          When I was a school kid, I would have been thrilled had the president talked directly to me.No matter what party he belonged to.But I suspect party wasn't the only point.

        2. Dudleydidwrong

          Alas, some of the principals I've known have been castrated, and I don't mean verbally. Obama tried to give them some balls and the Rethugs tried to take them away.

    2. tessiee

      "that loathsome contingent feigning outrage when Barry addressed young students that first year in a pretaped message that enough idiot parents protested with alacrity, you'd think the Ethical imperative to Work Hard and Study Diligently"

      It wasn't the ethical imperative that was bothering those ignert rednecks, it was the ethnical imperative.

    3. outragedcitizen

      Hey, Sarah does have some worker bee base, my neighbor still has a "I heart Palin" sticker on his car. Of course, an old lady did knock him off his motorcycle and his brain isn't as good as it once was…

    1. Butch_Wagstaff

      Well, they sure do get purtier at closin' time.
      But yeah, that's when you swear off drinkin', start attending AA meetings the next evening, AND start going to church on Sunday.

  13. OneYieldRegular

    Sarah Palin, noted expert on whatever opinion she happens to hold at any given moment.

    1. Butch_Wagstaff

      I don't even think she's even that.
      No, I'm serious. I don't think she knows what she's saying some? most? all? of the time.

      1. Butch_Wagstaff

        Those weren't prostitutes. They were just women who were trying to throw themselves at him because he's hawt and stuff.
        I read that fact on a site with a lot of animated gifs so it must be true.

  14. cheetojeebus

    Having clicked one of those doohickies before that made her speak I regret I won't be clicking that again. Some of us learn from our experiences.

    1. Franknflower

      Yeah, I told myself that too but I clicked them both. It's just like meth; I need an intervention.

  15. fartknocker

    I understand that the manufacturers of Pepto Bismol use Bristol's teevee show and reruns of Sarah's debates to test the efficacy of this over-the-counter medication on its test subjects. So yeah Sarah, you and your daughter cause upset stomachs and projectile diarrhea.

  16. rickmaci

    Nothing but loser talk and they haven't even had their convention yet. You just feel that behind the scenes they are starting to form a circle and point fingers.

  17. Goonemeritus

    Sarah has been such a stalwart example of civility and responsibility. Fuck her and Fuck Sean Hannity they make our world noticeably dumber

    1. glamourdammerung

      Going off the wonderful examples of civility and responsibility embraced by her party, I will suggest that the dumb slut needs to put an aspirin between her legs and shut her mouth.

      (Yeah, I know I can not do "Republican" well since I could not figure out how to work a death threat in there).

    1. tessiee

      At least when Miss Teen South Carolina wears clothes from Forever 21 and Mandee's, they're age appropriate.

  18. Goonemeritus

    “What did he know and when did he know it” I think Sean has asked that question of Obama at least 1000 times. Sean you know why no one asks that question of you and Sarah, it’s because the world knows you two don’t know anything you just make shit up.

        1. sullivanst

          In Wasilla, that is a necessary, but not sufficient, component of an effective birth control regime.

      1. Butch_Wagstaff


    1. BoatOfVelociraptors

      You have to understand the semantics of her language. There are utterances that resolve to "good" such as the phrase "common sense". There are phrases that resolve to "bad" , such as "socialist, government run", etc. then there are talking point subjects. Just say good good republican, bad bad democrat, wave and wink and you have every Palin speech ever.

  19. CommieLibunatic

    What's the character limit on these comments? I just wonder how many times I can type the word "FUCK" to sum up my feelings for the Palin.

  20. dadanarchistmk2

    Hi! I'm back. Intense Debate blew up my account and ate all my p.

    This is just a stupid placeholder so that the moderators can approve me and I can get back on the board.


    1. Mumbletypeg

      Seconding emmelem on the avi — more than that, however, I enjoy your snark.

      Stay around. (oh also seconding: IntenseDebate can eat a bag of day-old dicks)

  21. glamourdammerung

    So the Party of Limbaugh is going on about ethics and personal attacks? I am surprised she managed to say that nonsense without smirking.

      1. glamourdammerung

        One would think that their brains would eventually shut their mouths off, if even only out of a sense of self worth.

  22. Mittens Howell, III

    Why pick on Obama, Sarah? He's the only one lobbying for you to speak at the Republican convention.

  23. rocktonsam


    I was in Rockford Illinois today. It seems noted House Speaker John somebody was speaking at a fundraiser for Bobby Shilling at swanky Forest Hills Country Club. I was turned away mostly because I didn't have a thousand bucks to have a sammich with this dickhole. I did, however shake my fist at people.

    oh and it was a no media event too, also while Boner was plotting to divot up the course and drinking free booze

    1. finallyhappy

      Rockford! They have quite a nice Joann's there – and a whole lot of other stores- the main drag is one big strip mall(or all that I ever saw of it). Maybe they also have A Machine Shed there- where 4 of us shared the cinnamon roll. End of my knowledge of Rockford

  24. Exhausted66

    I don't think his daughters will have to go through what your daughters went through, Lou Sarah because they'll be smart, independent and well behaved.

    Sucks, doesn't it?

    1. BigSkullF*ckingDog

      Those glasses are as fake as Ann Coulter's vagina. Real glasses are celebrated here as a sign of literacy.

  25. MilwaukeeKent

    I'm loving this, both her and Romney today — and in their own belligerent ways so are several of the Rightie AM talkers — pleading for civility and suing for peace, "We'll stop if you do!"
    Okay GOP, you probably should take a break from dirty campaigning for once, if only to rest up and catch your breath. I hope the Dem response is "Go ahead, but we've had plenty of rest, we're fresh — and we're just getting started."

    1. tessiee

      "Inigo Montoya expresses concern."

      He should worry; he can flip her off 1.1 times better than the rest of us.

    2. tessiee

      "Inigo Montoya expresses concern."

      Whereas Vizzini, who is less concerned wtih subtlety, just told Sarah, "No more talking, and I mean it!".

    1. weejee

      Some of Mittens well PACed Godzillionares need to do a Swiftyattack on Barry over Bin Laden. Clearly they can find something there to drone on about.

      1. Butch_Wagstaff

        "Well, Obama didn't personally shoot Bin Laden, did he? And we heard that most of the members of Seal Team 6 were Republicans who violated Obama's orders NOT to kill Bin Laden. What did Obama do? He just looked at a screen. That's all he did. Now he wants to take away everybody's guns. What if we had took away Team 6's guns? Bin Laden would probably still be alive fist bumping his buddy, Barack HUSSEIN Obama."

  26. sullivanst


    Lots and lots and lots of liquor.

    Enough that I won't remember anything about the human-shaped ball of pure hate that is Sarah Palin.

    Have a good weekend everyone!

    1. tessiee

      "the human-shaped ball of pure hate that is Sarah Palin."

      Someone here (it might have been Barb, but I don't remember) described her as a "spite-based life form", but yours is good, too.

      1. sullivanst

        If it was good, and it was on Wonkette, Barb's never a bad guess as to the source.

        Sadly my liquor cabinet was not particularly well stocked. Today, it contains no scotch. I also finished the open tequila. Fortunately there was a backup, which was good to know, but wasn't ultimately needed. I have a suspicion it's blanco, too, which means some reposado might be purchased soon.

  27. Kid_Charlemagne

    Is there any chance that Todd Palin will be shot by his own troops on that new reality show he is on?

  28. MonkeyMotion

    In addition to ethics, I'm hoping the Grifter Queen will share her secrets on…
    *hard work
    *articulate speaking

    (Did I miss anything?)

    1. Butch_Wagstaff

      Like not spreading your legs while you're only wearing a t-shirt as you scarf down a bag of chips.

  29. Not_So_Much

    This story really makes sense to me, because I do think "nauseating whore" every time I see her.

  30. zumpie

    Oh Snowtard Snooki's just pissed because her new BFF/Christine O'Donnel replacement tanked in MO. Likewise, she's still bummed that no one liked that outfit she wore for her audition as Frenchie in the all GOP bimbo revival of "Grease" (if only she had remembered her Pink Ladies jacket…).

    Oh—and also, too, also—that she most assuredly WON'T be queen at this month's Puggie prom, in fact, she might not even get a date!

    1. tessiee

      Poor Sarah — never a Prom Queen, always the skank giving blow jobs behind the Dumpster in the parking lot.

  31. TribecaMike

    Remember when you were a kid and any on-line mention of Sarah Palin (sp?) made you click on it just to see what crazy arsed shit she said this time? Try telling a younger person about that vicarious thrill and they won't believe you. Might as well be talking about dirigibles or Humvees. Aging is a bitch.

    Hey bartender, another round of botox for my friends!

  32. zippy_w_pinhead

    There's something excruciatingly funny about all the GOP hate mongers foaming at the mouth because a Dem is campaigning like a Republican…

  33. BlueStateLibel

    Eh, just makes me want the Obama campaign to go all General Sherman even more on Mittens.

      1. freddymcmurray

        ever notice how she says "dill" for "deal"? are you insinuating that my family member's name rhymes with pealow?

    1. TribecaMike

      That just happens to be the plot of Larry Flynt's Nailin' Palin XXIII: Ice Station Zebraless. But you knew that already, didn't you?

  34. viennawoods13

    I haven't read everything yet, so someone has probably said it, but that nails-on-blackboard-bitch who specialized in saying the most outrageous things she could get away with about Obama in 2008 is now saying that Obama is going too far?? Really?? Fuck you, Sarah, and the snow machine you rode in on.

  35. Blueb4sinrise

    Had a very shitty day. I refuse to mess with that fucking Palin twit. In a few minutes I will pop that first evening adult beverage, and listen to the rest of this. I had to listen to about half of it just so I had a good enough attitude to log in and look at what's been going on here. It's a posthumous album by a guy that was [is] known as Jimi. It's powerful medicine, so I only break it out when I really need it.

    1. badmindtime

      Jimi is gold, and someone we truly need right now! (Probably a perfect anti-Palin antidote)

      Thanks for the link!

  36. thefrontpage

    Everyone: Please read "Deconstructing Sarah Palin," on Wonkette, from earlier in the year, when the monstrously horrible CPAC monstrosity was held in D.C. Palin gave a "speech" for about 40 minutes that was literally lies, untruths, misconceptions, inaccuracies and pure propaganda, all the way through. She literally made numerous untrue, incorrect statements–as she has in all of her "speeches." She really is a moron and an idiot. Please re-visit "Deconstructing Sarah Palin." When the item comes up after a search–click on the headline to get the entire article. There were 974 comments for this piece!

    1. Butch_Wagstaff

      Oh, I remember this. I know she's loathsome but it does help to be reminded of how she's a complete liar.

    2. Chichikovovich

      Thanks for the tip. Hilarious thread. February was a golden age of Wonkette – we were young and carefree back then. Our spirits were not yet crushed by harsh reality. Such laughs we had, mixed with the young person's insecurity about the future. What will August bring? Will Lolo Jones win gold this time around? Who will Herman Cain choose as his VP?

      And whatever happened to that young go-getter Bilbo?

  37. bflrtsplk

    I surely hope that Palin word salad doesn`t come with Russian dressing you can taste from Alaska.

  38. ElPinche

    Damn, SnowBilly is looking rough like her SarahPAC money well is running dry. She must be getting her make up from HomeDepot.

    1. anniegetyerfun

      That does look sprayed on. Shame – she did have nice skin, for a lady OF A CERTAIN AGE.

  39. TribecaMike

    OT, but another evening with Bob Costas making fun of foreign athletes' names because ya know they aren't American-sounding, like Costas. Time to once again turn the sound off and pop open a foreign-brewed brew. Go Belgium! Go Ireland! Don't Jamaica fool of yourselves, mon!

    1. not that Dewey

      Costas, Lauer, Kozinsky, Taibbi, Brzezinski, Viera. NBC's got that American-sounding name shit locked down.

  40. tessiee

    Oh, hey look, you guys.
    Old Tundra Tits got new eyeglass frames.
    Don't they make her look smart?
    And by "smart", I mean, "slightly less of an imbecile"?
    No, huh?

  41. Misty Malarky

    OT and O No!

    Fareed Zakaria has been suspended – not from the sex sling in my playroom – but from Time and CNN! Turns out he 'Woopsie Daisy!' borrowed just a teeny bit of an article by Jill Lepore that appeared in the New Yorker in April.

    I refuse to believe those bedroom eyes and senssuround lips will not be on my TV!

  42. TribecaMike

    If I'm right and Romney does pick Paul Ryan as his veep, Ol' Joe Biden is going to have the time of his life.

    1. MilwaukeeKent

      If so, Florida is ours. I wish someone somewhere would make hay on the fact that almost every Republican member of the House voted for his gut-kick budget. Ryan! Ryan! Ryan!

      1. TribecaMike

        Good point. They all agree with Ryan's scorched earth policy, so it doesn't matter who Mitt picks. To have the Wisconsin Weasel himself on the ticket is too good to imagine I suppose, but I do anyway because he's the closest Mitt could come to a 2008 Palin baseline moment. But who else does he have, Rick Scott? Pam Bondi? Mel Martinez?

        It's all going too well, and I don't trust "going too well."

  43. tessiee

    "Why are you attacking yourself? Why are you attacking yourself? Why are you attacking yourself?…"

  44. greenide1

    I'm trying to figure out what would be the right career for Sarah, since she obviously doesn't like the responsibility that comes with holding public office. I'm thinkin' she should be the obnoxious carney clown who sits on the plank until someone hits the target with the ball and she falls into the water.Whaddya think?

  45. BigSkullF*ckingDog

    Oh. oh. oh. Puhleeeeze don't play the feminist card with your "I hope his daughters don't have to go through" bullshit you stupid, republican, scrotum sucking c*nt.

    1. MilwaukeeKent

      Almost wonder if that isn't as much a veiled threat (i.e., bluff) as Romney's "Haven't gone after the things people have said about [Obama] in the past" line of talk. Their attack dogs are folks like Palin, Dennis Miller, Victoria Jackson…

    2. BoatOfVelociraptors

      Imagining the mechanics of getting "the scrotes" sucked into "the lady business" is distracting. Reverse kegel.

    1. Butch_Wagstaff

      Dancing with Dregs. It aired briefly from late August to early November 2008. McCain kept stepping on her toes. She'd go on spending sprees thanks to the RNC. Yet she was never voted off the island. When the show was cancelled, America expressed a collective yawn. Yet the Fox News Network got a boner.

  46. Native_of_SL_UT

    I remember how in high school English, we would have to diagram out sentences.
    If we did that with Palin, it would look like one of chalkboards full of equations the mad scientists always seem to have in the movies, except we would need both of Glenn Becks chalkboards.

  47. BigSkullF*ckingDog

    WTF!?> Why did it take Sarah Palin this long to inform me that our "president's" middle name is Hussein? That sounds French! Or Something!!!??!11!>1!1.>>?!!//1..

  48. ttommyunger

    Fucking her would be like sleeping in a swamp. When you wake up, you're not sleepy any more, but you're not rested, either.

    1. BoroPrimorac

      Awesome, now the Dems can point to the person who has been calling granny a moocher for all these months. .

        1. Jukesgrrl

          Hey, Suds, you're our man in Wisconsin so let us know every bad thing you hear about Ryan.What a desacration of the USS Wisconsin that was this morning.

    1. Lionel[redacted]Esq

      FOX News reporting it is likely Paul Ryan. So he is going with the guy who grew up on social security benefits and has never had a real job. Heck, at least Obama didn't grow up on the government dime.

    2. Mumbly_Joe

      The pollitical gossip magazines of the Internet seem to be saying it's Paul Ryan, and when have they ever been wrong?

      I mean, other than 2008.

      And 2000.

  49. Iam_Who_Iam

    So do I go to bed now so I am primed and ready for the official announcement in the morning or do I start drinking now so I am primed and ready for the official announcement in the morning?

    1. Jukesgrrl

      9 a.m. is 6 a.m. where I live. I may as well just stay up. Otherwise the many retirees in my subdivision might just wake me with their screaming.

  50. johnnyzhivago


    Start firing people Mitt – what a bunch of losers you have working for you! Instead of surprise we'll now know every bad thing Ryan ever did by 12:45 EST

  51. TribecaMike

    As MilwaukeeKent wrote a few minutes ago, if it is Ryan, "Florida is ours."

    (Not that I want it. I've been to Fort Lauderdale, and yikes what a dump!)

    1. NellCote71

      If it is Ryan, Florida is theirs because very few people in that state depend on social security?

  52. NYNYNYjr

    My prediction is it's not Paul Ryan tomorrow- it will come out of left field and make everyone go: oh, him? Weird.

  53. TribecaMike

    If it is Ryan, it's a brilliant strategy on Mitt's part, just as long as all Social Security and Medicare recipients drop dead on November 5th.

  54. TribecaMike

    I wouldn't put much stock in Huffington's prophecies. In the eighties, she swore her hubby would be US Senator and she'd one day be the First Lady. Now, hundreds of millions of dollars later, she's an employee of AOL. Next stop, Emperor of the North Pole!

  55. Negropolis

    Ryan, eh? They picked him for the same reason that they picked Palin and they'll never admit it. Shallow Romney is shallow.

    Game Change 2: Electric Bugaloo.

    Oh god, Joe is going to have so much fun with this one.

  56. Lionel[redacted]Esq

    So, what have we learned about Romney? Well, after being beat up by the Right, he immediately collapses and caves in to there demands.

    An aid mentions Romneycare approvingly, Conservative pundits throw a fit, then demand there guy as VP, and Romney complies. What a backbone.

  57. Negropolis

    Release the nuns! And, this time, Paulie boy, the sisters are on the bus, you Alfalfa-lookin' muthafucker.

  58. aussiefromafar

    The Media Whore calls the media a whore?
    Sarah…there's an old adage that goes along the lines of……. repeated airings of your stupidity can only have a damaging effect on you……. so best be quiet and let everyone think you have more going for you than you actually have.
    Think it's time for another moose burger Sarah…or an oxycontin.

  59. rockyoumonkeys

    Okay, the glasses can't be all of it. She looks too different not to have had some work done.

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