HIS MIDDLE NAME IS "HUSSEIN"  4:30 pm August 10, 2012

WaPo Hack Jennifer Rubin, Show Us Where Barack Obama Touched You With Islam

by Jesse Taylor

it's stupid, jihad!If you don’t know Jennifer Rubin, she’s the source of the heavy breathing you hear behind Mitt Romney at every event. She is the small trickle of sweat that runs down your back every time you think about criticizing outsourcing. She is fear and hatred and the realization that you left your phone in a public bathroom. And she has a brand new thing for Handsome Capitalist Mitt Romney to say about Obama in response to the mean, mean ad he didn’t make about Romney killing a woman with Masshole cancer!

The next option is to return the fire in kind. This is the president who hired 9/11 truther Van Jones. He’s the one who wanted to force a mosque on the ashes of Ground Zero, despite the revulsion of New Yorkers.

One, Van Jones is just goddamn handsome, and he could accuse my administration of mass murder any day of the week. (I kid, I kid, don’t do that on Fridays, that’s when I have indoor soccer.)

More importantly, Your Wonkette did not remember Obama forcing a mosque on the ashes of Ground Zero! I remember him tepidly supporting it, because there were Muslims in New York who had the right to build it and such. But I do not remember Barack Obama going to Ground Zero and lovingly sweeping up the ashes into a pile and then group-sexting Global Jihad to come build a mosque on those very ashes and maybe some teeth if he could find some.

Granted, we are very poor students of history here, and Jennifer Rubin seems to derive such unmitigated glee from thinking of ways to help our her Prince Mitt of Cranbrook. Let’s let her have this one, and go burn down the mosque so that it is no longer forced on us. That seems about right.

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DrunkIrishman August 10, 2012 at 4:32 pm

I bet her snatch has a musty smell to it.

metamarcisf August 10, 2012 at 4:40 pm

Her snatch is known to be "magically delicious"

Generation[redacted] August 10, 2012 at 4:44 pm

Of course, she's been rubbing it on the ashes of Ground Zero.

RadioBowels August 10, 2012 at 4:49 pm

Crusty too.

zippy_w_pinhead August 10, 2012 at 4:57 pm

those preachers in Michigan are gonna be PISSED

pinkocommi August 10, 2012 at 4:58 pm

Your comment lacks snark or wit and is 100% pure unabated misogyny.

I always think guys who say stupid things like this about women's genitalia are the ones who haven't been near one in eons and can't figure out what they are doing wrong. Let's start with this – stop being an asshole.

anniegetyerfun August 10, 2012 at 5:18 pm

This. And thank you.

starfanglednut August 10, 2012 at 6:55 pm

Damn right. Teh wonkette is full of strong wimminz, ya know.

DrunkIrishman August 10, 2012 at 5:25 pm

I wasn't trying to be witty or snarky. I truly believe her vagina smells musty.

Had it been a guy, I'd probably make a penis joke.

It's what I do. I go for the cheap, gutter humor. My guess is that you wouldn't be nearly offended if that had been the case, though.

mwittier August 10, 2012 at 5:38 pm

Couldn't agree more. It's the sort of mouthbreathing comment I come here to avoid.

GemlikeFlame August 10, 2012 at 7:50 pm

Reviewing DI's comments shows a strong tendency to crudity, but I'm not sure that it supports misogyny. Nevertheless, that might have been put more wittily.

GregComlish August 11, 2012 at 6:55 pm

Why is everybody defending Jennifer Rubin's snatch???

arihaya August 10, 2012 at 4:33 pm

"He’s the one who wanted to force a mosque on the ashes of Ground Zero

someone need to drag Jenny Rubin to that strip club right below the 9/11 ruins.

weejee August 10, 2012 at 4:37 pm

That would be a very bumpy grind. Very bumpy.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 10, 2012 at 4:39 pm

Strip Clubs are sacred spaces, my friend.

chicken_thief August 10, 2012 at 4:49 pm

The clothes are just the right height – on the floor.

HistoriCat August 10, 2012 at 4:49 pm

Kiss my ass. This strip club is a holy site. Show some respect.

Generation[redacted] August 10, 2012 at 4:53 pm

Shove it. Shove it real good. Ooo baby baby.

SorosBot August 10, 2012 at 4:34 pm

"He’s the one who wanted to force a mosque on the ashes of Ground Zero, despite the revulsion of New Yorkers."

Um, it wasn't a mosque, it's several blocks away from Ground Zero, and the revulsion came by bigots who were almost all from far away from New York. Oh and the constitution says it was illegal to prevent its' being built you triply lying bigoted moran.

JohnnyQuick August 10, 2012 at 5:14 pm

I was wondering if I should do some sort of web thing where I simply repost Rubin's 'work' and substitute the words 'Jews', 'Judaism', 'Synagogues' etc. for whenever she mentions Mosques or Muslims.

But then I realized that would just seem like the website of a totally unrepentant Nazi.

deanbooth August 10, 2012 at 6:15 pm

prevent its' being built

SB, so you're the one who stole that guy's apostrophe!

[I kid]

Butch_Wagstaff August 10, 2012 at 8:48 pm

I was just thinking that most of the fainting/pearls-clutching/screaming/rage-blogging/foaming at the mouth about this came mostly from people living in Mudhole, Georgia and other such places.

Nowisallthereis August 13, 2012 at 9:19 am

It's MORON

Baconzgood August 10, 2012 at 4:35 pm

NEEDZ MOAR "TOWEL HEADZ"!

boobookitteh August 10, 2012 at 4:35 pm

Also, too, it was not a mosque and it was not at 'ground zero'.

Jukesgrrl August 10, 2012 at 4:44 pm

Just details.

Billmatic August 10, 2012 at 4:45 pm

WRONG!!!! It was the biggest mosque in the world and they were going to build it directly on ground zero with a big banner that said "FUCK AMERICA" strung over the entrance. At the groundbreaking ceremony they were going to read out each victim's name and make a fart noise after it. AND OBAMA WOULD BE UP IN THE FRONT LAUGHIN THE WHOLE TIME WEARIN A TURBAN. ALSO, MICHELLE OBAMA IS FAT.

chicken_thief August 10, 2012 at 4:51 pm

Also too – WORST PREZNIT EVAH!!! The Union will never survive!

Billmatic August 10, 2012 at 4:57 pm

Also he's a communist, a socialist, a nazi, a fascist, a secret islamist, and a zionist.

Butch_Wagstaff August 10, 2012 at 8:57 pm

Also a Mason, an Illuminati, a black nationalist, an anarchist, a homosexual, and a crackhead. He also eats Christian babies, has horns, and a pointed tail. And he's probably not the real father of his children.

starfanglednut August 10, 2012 at 6:57 pm

They were gonna put an abortionplex inside, too.

Designer_Rants August 10, 2012 at 8:03 pm

Not just any abortionplex. A MANDATORY WHITES-ONLY GOOD WHITE CHRISTIAN ABORTIONPLEX! AND GAY PRIDE PARADES WOULD WALK BY AND MAKE FUN OF YOUR CLOTHES WITH THEIR CATTY COMMENTS!

Designer_Rants August 10, 2012 at 8:00 pm

Haha! oh, and they were GONNA BURN THE CONSTUZIONS1

CommieLibunatic August 10, 2012 at 4:49 pm

Facts are stupid things, my friend.

Chet Kincaid_ August 10, 2012 at 5:05 pm

It was too a mosque, on top of Ground Zero, just like Obama used to sit right on his Pakistani roommate's face!!

Butch_Wagstaff August 10, 2012 at 9:00 pm

Now you're just trying to get me excited.

iburl August 10, 2012 at 5:13 pm

There is one flaw in your argument….
MOSK!
MOSK!!
MOSK!!!!
MOSK.
MOSK!!!!!!!

weejee August 10, 2012 at 4:36 pm

Rubin is Mitten's mostest, favoritest saccharine beat sweetener ever.

sewollef August 10, 2012 at 5:08 pm

I'm thinking Rubin is Mitten's moistest…

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 10, 2012 at 4:36 pm

Wait, you don't recall when Obama sacrificed 72 virgins on the site of Ground Zero to sanctify it for the mosque? It was in all the papers.

weejee August 10, 2012 at 4:40 pm

The whole Rockettes chorus line??!!!!!??

Oh, you said virgins, so never mind.

zippy_w_pinhead August 10, 2012 at 4:59 pm

Good thing the Trekkies were in town that weekend…

emmelemm August 10, 2012 at 5:50 pm

And by sacrificed, you just mean de-virginized, right?

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 10, 2012 at 4:38 pm

I do wonder about the Priority's USA ad, as there are better arguments to make, and this just distracts. However, I'm surprised that Republicans think this helps them at all when Romney is lying his own ass off, and not some Super PAC on his behalf. Of course, since Romney has been doing this since 2008, maybe they forget that nothing he says is truthful.

Billmatic August 10, 2012 at 4:38 pm

That particular picture made me think perhaps we are suffering under a jihad of the stupid declarin holy struggle against all those pretentious smarts!!!

SorosBot August 10, 2012 at 4:39 pm

Also, I'm pretty sure Van Jones is not a 9/11 truther but a victim of slander painting him as one. What's next, is Rubin going to claim that Shirley Sherrod really hates white people?

Jukesgrrl August 10, 2012 at 4:46 pm

Well, duh, Sherrod sounds foreigny.

anniegetyerfun August 10, 2012 at 5:20 pm

Shirad. Like jihad.

Callyson August 10, 2012 at 5:22 pm

These Reeps are making me crave a glass of Shiraz…

OurHoboSenator August 10, 2012 at 4:50 pm

BREITBART LIBEL!

Generation[redacted] August 10, 2012 at 4:54 pm

DEAD LIBEL!

SorosBot August 10, 2012 at 4:55 pm

It always does make one happy to remember that he is still dead.

BoatOfVelociraptors August 10, 2012 at 4:39 pm

Since Mitt has always been surrounded by yes-men, it's an exciting change to have yes-women.

MacRaith August 10, 2012 at 4:39 pm

Oh, but don't you remember, in the post-9/11 world you're either with us or against us? If you aren't 100% all-out protesting the Ground Zero Mosque (which is neither a mosque nor at Ground Zero, but I digress) 24/7/365, then you're obviously in favor of it. Which makes you every bit as bad as the terrorists who flew the planes into the buildings. If you so much as take a 2-minute break from hating Islam so that you can use the bathroom, you're not a real American and should be deported at once.

SorosBot August 10, 2012 at 4:43 pm

And, you know, only an idiotic bigot would think there was something wrong with putting a mosque near ground zero.

Jus_Wonderin August 10, 2012 at 4:48 pm

Also, too, Muslims died along with Christians and Jews and Hindus and…………………………….oh, right, we are only a Christian nation. ARghhsh!!!

Jus_Wonderin August 10, 2012 at 4:45 pm

Oh God, I remember that. And no, I didn't take a pee break I just crapped in my pants.

Jukesgrrl August 10, 2012 at 4:48 pm

A real American like Wade Michael Page with his 9/11 tattoo.

starfanglednut August 10, 2012 at 6:59 pm

Oh, fuck that guy. Fuck him for shooting himself like the goddam coward he was.

Butch_Wagstaff August 10, 2012 at 9:05 pm

I'm sure he always thought he was such a badass until he realized that there was a possibility that he'd have to face the consequences of his actions.

DahBoner August 11, 2012 at 7:43 am

Conservatives don't like the consequences of their actions, re: infants….

sewollef August 10, 2012 at 5:10 pm

Yeh, deport them back to Staten Island…. next to the chicken farmer.

mwittier August 10, 2012 at 5:46 pm

Great. Now I even have to hate in the bathroom. Is nothing sacred? Other than NASCAR, guns, and Ground Zero, I mean?

PubOption August 10, 2012 at 7:39 pm

Bud Light?
Pabst Blue Ribbon?

gullywompr August 10, 2012 at 4:40 pm

And he killed Bin Laden.
Also.
Too.

boobookitteh August 10, 2012 at 4:54 pm

Nevar Remember.

Butch_Wagstaff August 10, 2012 at 9:07 pm

Always ferget.

Goonemeritus August 10, 2012 at 4:40 pm

It was bound to happen sooner or later, the Republican Party couldn’t keep this kumbaya Mr. Nice Guy shit up forever.

SayItWithWookies August 10, 2012 at 4:41 pm

"Aside from beating his children and drowning kittens, there is no conduct of which Romney has not been falsely accused."

Wait — is Jennifer Rubin accusing Mitt Romney of beating his children and drowning kittens? Parse that sentence and come up with a different explanation. Kittens, people.

Generation[redacted] August 10, 2012 at 4:48 pm

Wow. Now I've read that in two places on the Internet!

SayItWithWookies August 10, 2012 at 4:54 pm

You'll notice that nobody in the Romney campaign is denying it, either.

SorosBot August 10, 2012 at 4:56 pm

He has, however, not just been accused of but admitted to torturing his dog.

imissopus August 10, 2012 at 6:01 pm

So is she saying that putting much of his money into that international child-prostitution ring like some people on the internet say he might have done is a false accusation? Fine, but let's hear him deny it.

arihaya August 10, 2012 at 6:27 pm

It is irresponsible not to speculate.

DahBoner August 11, 2012 at 7:46 am

We need to hire a special prosecutor and spend millions of dollars investigating this looking for anything, like a b.j….

metamarcisf August 10, 2012 at 4:42 pm

Obama also personally built a mosque in Murfreesboro, TN, less than 2,000 miles away from Ground Zero.

Generation[redacted] August 10, 2012 at 4:48 pm

Lucky for Real America, Mitt Romney was able to burn it to the ground before any real damage was done.

johnnyzhivago August 10, 2012 at 4:51 pm

Less than 911 miles away! Think of that symbolism!

Butch_Wagstaff August 10, 2012 at 9:20 pm

There's been some controversy about mosques opening up in Henrico Co here. The major argument against the opening of one of the mosques is based on it's size. 31,000 sq. ft. Seems like some are "concerned" about the traffic that might generate. Another argument I've heard is that, because they are mosques, they may be targets of arson and vandalism.
Well, say anything to avoid coming right out & saying you don't want Muslims in your neighborhood because then you'd just sound like a bigot.

WhatTheHeck August 10, 2012 at 4:42 pm

Obama is frequently seen in the embrace of Saudi royalty.
Oh wait. That was Bush 41 & 43.

Butch_Wagstaff August 10, 2012 at 9:21 pm

Such tender hand-holding and mutual ass-licking.

rickmaci August 10, 2012 at 4:42 pm

"Aside, from beating his children and drowning kittens, there is no conduct of which Romney has not been falsely accused."

OK OK. It wasn't beating HIS children, it was harrassing and attacking somebody else's kid with scissors. And we admit, he didn't drown kittens. He tortured his dog.

So Mittsbitches, does that work to correct the record?

TribecaMike August 10, 2012 at 4:43 pm

The same Jennifer Rubin who had a hit with "Up Where We Belong"?

iburl August 10, 2012 at 5:17 pm

Cash lift us up where we belong
Let the poors all cry
We're on a tax-free high
Cash lift us up where we belong
Far from the shore we know
Up where Cayman winds blow

Generation[redacted] August 10, 2012 at 6:27 pm

"Please don't lift me up there again" –Mitt's dog

drrty_martini August 10, 2012 at 4:43 pm

The mention of Van Jones puts me in an erotic fugue state…what was he forcing me to do again? Yes, Van! A thousand times: YES!!

widestanceromance August 10, 2012 at 4:52 pm

For reals, but how much 'force' is really needed here?

Jus_Wonderin August 10, 2012 at 4:43 pm

I don't know about you guys, but I am gettng fucking tired of all of the revisionist history. Goddamn, it wasn't like I've been asleep for a decade. I want to rage, a wee bit.

redarmyzombie August 10, 2012 at 4:54 pm

Truthfully, it makes me want to find the nearest one of these fuckers and vomit all over them.

CheeseBro69 August 10, 2012 at 4:43 pm

Mother of God, that is one damn fine hilarious headline

rickmaci August 10, 2012 at 5:05 pm

Editorial sure pitched a wicked snark ball on that one.

GemlikeFlame August 10, 2012 at 4:44 pm

Honestly, I find many New Yorkers revulsive, present company excepted, of course.

But the Park51 project wasn't a mosque, though it served as an overflow space for a nearby TriBeCa mosque. It was envisioned as an Islamic community center. But I'm having trouble understanding why a nice Jewish girl like Ms. Rubin would not know all that. After all, her sisters would have nothing to do with me, which bespeaks some form of genetic or cultural common sense.

And really, aren't we just talking about two slightly different varieties of goy?

Tundra Grifter August 10, 2012 at 6:22 pm

Just for the record. A mosque is not consecrated ground like a church or, I would think, most temples or other houses of worship around the world. Since God is everywhere, there's nothing special about a mosque. It is a community center, open to all – with no pews or special places for wealthy members of the congregation.

A mosque has a "mihrab" – a niche or wall indentation that shows the direction to Mecca. Many mosques have one or more minarets – but then, many older college and university buildings have towers, so there really isn't anything unique about that.

LetUsBray August 10, 2012 at 4:45 pm

Meanwhile, Willard is asking that the president stop being so mean about his business record and taxes. Because he wants the campaign to be all about the issues.
http://2012.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/08/romney-

I guess who's gonna beat up the Mooslims more is issue #1.

widestanceromance August 10, 2012 at 4:54 pm

Willard will repeal Islam on his first day in office.

Butch_Wagstaff August 10, 2012 at 10:03 pm

And declare Moroni Law.

zippy_w_pinhead August 10, 2012 at 5:07 pm

looks like the swift boaters are up shit creek without a paddle. Plan B, play the victim…

OneYieldRegular August 10, 2012 at 4:47 pm

This certainly reflects well on the professionalism of the Washington Post.

Hammiepants August 10, 2012 at 4:47 pm

Well, when you're cut from the muslin terrorist cloth, what do you expect?

ProgressiveInga August 10, 2012 at 4:47 pm

Mmmmmmmm, Van Jones………….♡
brb

Limeylizzie August 10, 2012 at 4:57 pm

See my comment further down the thread,.

johnnyzhivago August 10, 2012 at 4:48 pm

Time to take the gloves off and have an ad that shows Mitt unzipping his human suit so he can brush the scales off his head.

redarmyzombie August 10, 2012 at 5:01 pm

I'm more interested in knowing where he grows the rest of the Pods…

emmelemm August 10, 2012 at 5:56 pm

Unhinge his jaw, swallow the guinea pig.

Jukesgrrl August 10, 2012 at 4:49 pm

Jennifer Rubin needs a ride on the Car Elevator to Hell.

rickmaci August 10, 2012 at 5:04 pm

I have a feeling she's already on it.

fishwharf August 10, 2012 at 4:50 pm

So what exactly is so wrong about wanting to know the truth about what happened on 9/11?

Butch_Wagstaff August 10, 2012 at 10:05 pm

Saddam Hussein planned it. That's all anyone needs to know.

Chet Kincaid_ August 10, 2012 at 4:50 pm

So Jenny's solution is to do the things her side was already doing and planning to do, but just pretend that it's because Obama "went too far" in his ads? Bring it on, bitch!

rickmaci August 10, 2012 at 4:53 pm

"Aside, from beating his children and drowning kittens, there is no conduct of which Romney has not been falsely accused."

Wait, did somebody accuse Romoney of buttseksing Bobby Jindal and Paul Ryan?

LetUsBray August 10, 2012 at 4:56 pm

Hey, I just read on the internet that Rmoney buttseksed Piyush Jindal and Paul Ryan!

Butch_Wagstaff August 10, 2012 at 10:09 pm

It's true! I saw a pic of it! Romney looked like a bull and Jindal looked like a mare & it seems like they did it out in the open somewhere on a farm. Still…I swear it was them!

Angry_Marmot August 10, 2012 at 11:43 pm

Some people say that Romney first buttseksed Paul Ryan, and then Bobby Jindal, in that order. Let's check our facts before we start throwing wild accusations around, people!

MissTaken August 10, 2012 at 4:54 pm

So Obama has now upgraded from half-breed to full-breed muslin?

anniegetyerfun August 10, 2012 at 5:38 pm

Still a half breed muslin, but now a full-fledged terrist.

chicken_thief August 10, 2012 at 4:54 pm

"…He’s the one who wanted to force a mosque on the ashes of Ground Zero…"

The POTUS has oversight over NYC zoning laws and commercial property? I did not know that….

Jus_Wonderin August 10, 2012 at 4:54 pm

Surveyor Marks????? These folks are the ones that gin up all the hate, then blame it on the Left. Fuck them.

RadioBowels August 10, 2012 at 4:55 pm

As if New Yorkers give a fuck about a stupid Mosque/Mormon Temple/Church/Synagogue or even know who Van Jones is.

mrpuma2u August 10, 2012 at 4:57 pm

MUSLIN Communist communtiy center libelz!!!!

TribecaMike August 10, 2012 at 10:23 pm

Feckin' garment district, grumble mumble…

Limeylizzie August 10, 2012 at 4:57 pm

I met/stalked handsome Van Jones a couple of weeks ago, I was parking at the Gelson's Supermarket in Silver Lake and he was getting out of another car, I rushed at him and said "Are you Van Jones" and he said he was and then he introduced me to his adorable son. He is such a good looking man in person, oh my, tall and really nicely dressed as well.

anniegetyerfun August 10, 2012 at 5:39 pm

I'm so jelly of this.

Limeylizzie August 10, 2012 at 5:53 pm

He was so lovely to me, I was like a teenaged girl, I saw him, then ran up to him , he was a bit surprised at being recognised , I think! He introduced himself and asked my name, shook my hand and was altogether delightful, plus he has the prettiest skin it just glows, so beautiful.

Tundra Grifter August 10, 2012 at 6:23 pm

2L:

If you asked me if I were Van Jones I would definately lie and say "Yes."

Jukesgrrl August 10, 2012 at 9:01 pm

Great story, LL. I hope you thanked him for putting a stake through the heart of ALEC. Anyone who pisses off the Kochs is a hero of mine.

Limeylizzie August 10, 2012 at 9:23 pm

I absolutely did, I told him he was a hero.

Limeylizzie August 10, 2012 at 9:25 pm

New and excellent author, I think you might like, Karin Fossum, she's Norwegian, really great, unusual crime novels. They read like literature rather than pulp. Inspector Sejer series.

SorosBot August 10, 2012 at 4:58 pm

Isn't "WaPo hack" a bit redundant?

Sharkey August 10, 2012 at 5:08 pm

She plays Rubin to Romney's Batman.

rickmaci August 10, 2012 at 5:09 pm

Jenny Rubin sort of did an Andrea Saul with this one. Lolz.

TribecaMike August 10, 2012 at 5:09 pm

I live a few blocks from the prospective Islamic cultural center in downtown Manhattan, and have never heard anyone in the neighb complaining about its location or right to be built. If anything, it's a ho hum non-issue (this ain't Kansas, Dorothy). Many local folks I've talked to since didn't even know the bigoted phony protest was going on until, in real life at least, it blew over a couple days later (I vaguely recall it being vaca season). I and others wish we'd known about it beforehand — we would have held a sweet and sizeable counter-protest which would have out-numbered those cretins 100 to 1. Maybe that's why it was barely publicized beforehand and everyone involved was bused or Lear Jetted in by Murdoch and his scumbag cronies.

Chet Kincaid_ August 10, 2012 at 5:09 pm

You know what would straighten out those Muslims? A good, thorough pogrom!

TribecaMike August 10, 2012 at 6:02 pm

Ten out of ten Binnie Netanyahu's agree.

FlownOver August 10, 2012 at 5:14 pm

Projection, thy name is Rubin. And Charen. and a whole pantload of like-mindless verbal thugs.

Assholes are people, my friend.

Callyson August 10, 2012 at 5:20 pm

The next option is to return the fire in kind. This is the president who got Osama bin Laden. He’s the one who knew all along that the war in Iraq was at best a dangerous distraction from finding the person who really *did* attack the US, despite the ignorant insistence of the Republicans that Saddam had anything to do with it.

/fixed
/bitch

dcjdjay August 10, 2012 at 5:20 pm

Yeah, Jennifer, let's once again demonize a religious minority already under attack from rightwing douchebags because Harry Reid's being mean to poor ol' Mittens.

You really are a blazing cunt, and the WaPo has turned into a rag so full of sh*t that you can't even wipe your ass with it.

Butch_Wagstaff August 10, 2012 at 10:20 pm

Is a blazing cunt like a burning bush?
Discuss.

Blunderthing August 10, 2012 at 5:37 pm

"Here is a President who wants to champion affordable health care, provide low cost loans for education, allow drowning home owners a way out of their troubles–in short, he's stealing the brie out of your privileged babies mouths…." The horror, the horror.

Butch_Wagstaff August 10, 2012 at 10:32 pm

This President wants the vast majority of Americans who have not been born into wealth, who actually work, don't hide their money and actually pay taxes to have a chance. Oh, and he wants their children to actually be able to get educations that don't involve having to sell blood, organs, and limbs to pay off their student loans. He's clearly the worst President ever.

Mumbly_Joe August 10, 2012 at 5:39 pm

Guys, all she's saying is that Barack Obama is the Muslim Pope. What's the big problem?

TribecaMike August 10, 2012 at 6:00 pm

In the Washington Times basement, a Cheetos-coated minion just read that and is updating his blog with the headline "Wie Geht's??? Obama Was In The Hitler Youth!"

BZ1 August 10, 2012 at 6:03 pm

Rubin hits new lows, under the quise of pretending to be a writer not a polemic

mosjef August 10, 2012 at 6:12 pm

Rubin = Bachmann – Zanax

Tundra Grifter August 10, 2012 at 6:24 pm

"He’s the one who wanted to force a mosque on the ashes of Ground Zero"

So at that site it will be "Ash Everyday?"

MinAgain August 10, 2012 at 7:07 pm

Crap. I hadn't heard about that mosque arson story. Thanks for harshing my weekend buzz, Wonkette.

PubOption August 10, 2012 at 7:44 pm

Another one was burned in Joplin MO. I suspect someone thought their God's aim was a bit off with that tornado.

ttommyunger August 10, 2012 at 11:55 pm

Jennifer who?

TribecaMike August 11, 2012 at 1:33 am

Like 311,591,917 other Americans, I have absolutley no idea.

Jukesgrrl August 10, 2012 at 11:54 pm

Thanks, I'll check her out.What's with the flowering of the Scandinavian crime novel?I just saw Sir Kenneth of Branagh on TV and he said a new arch of Wallander stories would be on PBS in the fall.I just finished If the Dead Rise Not, possibly the best Bernie Gunther to date.Berlin AND Havana.Nazis AND Communists!Kerr is my dream novelist.I'm now clearing my palate with my first R.T. Raichev.He's a Bulgarian who wrote his PhD dissertation on English crime fiction.He's living in London and does a series of humorous takes on the British drawing room mystery.A clever amusement to follow the post-Nazi era.I try to walk toward the light once in awhile.Have a good weekend.

Billmatic August 13, 2012 at 12:24 am

I love the fact that Obama, Jigga Man and Oprah have broken the glass ceiling and joined the Illuminati. It's called progress.

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