HOW A BILL BECOMES A LAW  3:25 pm August 10, 2012

Vengeful God, Iowa Rep. Steve King, Will Smite Every Bill Obama Ever Signed Into Law

by Kris E. Benson

Steve King (R-His Own Sphincter)Oh hi Steve King (R-His Own Sphincter), what paranoid delusional BS are you blabbing about today? You will remember Steve King as the gentleman who advocated for the legality of animal cruelty because of the theoretical legality of a VERY detailed scenario (fantasy?) involving abducting a 13 year old girl from a swing set, raping her, taking her across state lines to give her an abortion to “hide the evidence,” transporting her back across state lines, and depositing her safely back at the swing set from whence she had been abducted. Now he has used his slippery grasp on “law” to consider the introduction of an amendment that would repeal everything Obama has signed into law. Everything! This is just retaliation for Obama being insufficiently cruel to undocumented immigrants who were brought to this country as children:

Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa), an outspoken critic of just about everything President Obama supports, is considering introducing a bill that would repeal everything Obama has signed into law.

 King put forward this suggestion to an Iowa audience on Tuesday, when he also reiterated his threat to sue the Obama administration for its June decision not to deport younger illegal immigrants. Under that policy change, illegal immigrants who are in school or have served in the military would get a two-year deferral from deportation. [...]

The Messenger reported that King said his lawsuit would likely be filed before Labor Day. “He has prosecutorial discretion, but he does not have the ability to grant blanket amnesty to entire classes of people,” he said.

Well, he does if the “classes of people” include banks and oil companies, DUH, seeing as those are a type of people too, my friend. Anyway, awesome bill to repeal every other bill signed into law in the last four years, Congressman! Seems legit.

[The Hill]

 

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misantropo August 10, 2012 at 3:27 pm

It is a matter of time before he has his Larry Craig moment…

BlueStateLibel August 10, 2012 at 3:30 pm

Hide your teen daughters stat!

nounverb911 August 10, 2012 at 3:34 pm

Hide your teenage sons!

HeeHaw77 August 10, 2012 at 3:36 pm

Just tell 'em to avoid a wide stance while on the swing set.

actor212 August 10, 2012 at 3:38 pm

Hide your livestock!

UW8316154 August 10, 2012 at 3:39 pm

Hide your husbands!

Callyson August 10, 2012 at 3:47 pm

Well, *now* we know why Steve King supports animal cruelty…

ph7 August 10, 2012 at 3:51 pm

I'd told them to stay away from swingsets.

Jukesgrrl August 10, 2012 at 4:31 pm

But don't hide Grampa Cornpants (R-Fatty Acids). He needs a visit from Steve King.

second_gen August 10, 2012 at 3:29 pm

Great idea, Steve. Obama would never veto that. Lulz

OneYieldRegular August 10, 2012 at 3:29 pm

Steve King is Obama's greatest fundraiser. Every time King opens his mouth, I send money to the Obama campaign.

ChernobylSoup August 10, 2012 at 3:30 pm

The joke's on King. Obama wrote "no takebacks" on all the bills he signed.

CheeseBro69 August 10, 2012 at 3:30 pm

"Repeal deez nuts bitch"

-Obama from my dreams

actor212 August 10, 2012 at 3:30 pm

I hope for a boomerang God

ChillBill August 10, 2012 at 3:31 pm

"Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa), an outspoken critic of just about everything President Obama supports, is considering introducing a bill that would repeal everything Obama has signed into law."

Utter brilliance! The rest of the Republitards must be kicking themselves in the ass for not thinking of this one before.

Callyson August 10, 2012 at 4:15 pm

And now Mittens has his Veep…

actor212 August 10, 2012 at 3:31 pm

Hey Steve! Rape any girls lately?

Oh go on! You know you want to and you know you'll get away with it…besides, it's legal, according to you.

ChillBill August 10, 2012 at 3:41 pm

I read on the Internetz that Steve King likes to have sex with dead goats, therefore, it must be true.

actor212 August 10, 2012 at 3:44 pm

He gets Mickey Kaus' leftovers???

Mumbletypeg August 10, 2012 at 3:53 pm

He frisks his huntin' dogs before he makes the call if they're good enough for the chase. That's what KBJ wrote, it was the frisky part that did it for me, just took it a little far.. But yeah, King's words also.

BoatOfVelociraptors August 11, 2012 at 7:37 pm

Rape babies.

nounverb911 August 10, 2012 at 3:32 pm

Has Jeebus droughted Iowa to death yet?

actor212 August 10, 2012 at 3:32 pm

Not yet but she's working on it

rickmaci August 10, 2012 at 3:35 pm

What global climate change?

elviouslyqueer August 10, 2012 at 3:33 pm

With apologies to total stinky assholes everywhere, you, Rep. King, are a total stinky asshole.

fartknocker August 10, 2012 at 3:33 pm

Keep fucking that chicken Steven and I'll bet $10 that bill won't get out of the Committee.

mrblifil August 10, 2012 at 3:34 pm

Presidents enjoy "prosecutorial discretion?" Meth can be quite unsparing when the addiction takes over all normal functions.

noodlesalad August 10, 2012 at 3:35 pm

Steve King wants to sue Obama for NOT deporting veterans. Next thing he'll sue Obama for breathing out carbon dioxide. These fucking people.

emmelemm August 10, 2012 at 3:45 pm

Global warming: OBAMA'S FAULT!!

SmutBoffin August 10, 2012 at 3:36 pm

Would someone give this guy a cool drink and a seat in the shade somewhere? He really doesn't seem ok.

nounverb911 August 10, 2012 at 3:43 pm

Jim Jones flavored Kool-Aid?

SorosBot August 10, 2012 at 3:36 pm

I fail to see where King has any standing to bring that lawsuit; you see, to sue to block a legal change like this you have to show that you, personally, either have been or stand to be harmed by the implementation of the law you're suing over.

MissTaken August 10, 2012 at 3:46 pm

He could sue using the totally legit evidence of that guy that women and blacks were given the right to vote, but no hold office, so all their laws are invalid. I'm sure a judge would find that totally worth the court's time.

SorosBot August 10, 2012 at 3:51 pm

Oh god, that guy was great; truly one of the craziest of the many nutcases profiled here on Wonkette.

actor212 August 10, 2012 at 3:48 pm

It made him look like an idiot.

Wait. Sorry. That's just opening his mouth. Maybe he should sue his teeth?

CheeseBro69 August 10, 2012 at 4:00 pm

His freedoms have been harmed which is more than cause enough

emmelemm August 10, 2012 at 4:07 pm

My freedom to oppress others has been taken away! Help!

SexySmurf August 10, 2012 at 3:36 pm

considering introducing a bill that would repeal everything Obama has signed into law.

But if Obama signs it into law it would automatically repeal itself meaning everything else he signed into law would still be law.

Looks like King has just been hoisted by his own retard.

mavenmaven August 10, 2012 at 3:37 pm

And guess who his lawyer will be in that lawsuit? Why, of course, ORLY TAITZ!

nounverb911 August 10, 2012 at 3:46 pm

Is she legal in Iowa?

Beowoof August 10, 2012 at 4:15 pm

Legally insane?

Wilcoxyz August 10, 2012 at 3:37 pm

It's just like that time Reagan outlawed Russia. Steve's got it right: Think big, people. Don't hassle the little stuff.

dcjdjay August 10, 2012 at 3:40 pm

He's like Michelle Bachmann, but with better make-up.

Nowisallthereis August 13, 2012 at 9:26 am

And a better looking wife too.

SheriffRoscoe August 10, 2012 at 3:40 pm

This is just a lot of red meat for the crowd. Apparently it's tainted with the stuff that causes your brain to go spongy.

rickmaci August 10, 2012 at 3:41 pm

Rep. Steve King (R-Iowacky), needs to see his Dr. stat, about increasing the doses on his medication. We taxpayers put out good money to make sure Steve and his ilk have the world class medical care the rest of us lack (and that he wants to deny us) so it's a real slap in the face that he is obviously not using the mental health coverage.

noodlesalad August 10, 2012 at 3:41 pm

Since Obama was in office, only one bill that Steve King sponsored did not die in committee, the noble H.Res. 298 (111th congress): "Congratulating the on-premise sign industry for its contributions to the success of small businesses," which begins with the thrilling text:

"Whereas safe, creative, and effective on-premise signage has served as a primary catalyst to successful small businesses in America since the establishment of the Nation;"

This was the MOST effective thing Steve King did in Congress in four years (with two of those in the majority party). And he wants Obama to veto it, apparently. Read the signs, Steve. You're a useless hack and an asshole to boot.

coolhandnuke August 10, 2012 at 3:42 pm

If this bill passes, does Obama have to kill Bin Laden again?

BarackMyWorld August 10, 2012 at 3:42 pm

I don't know who is scarier, Steve King or Stephen King.

finallyhappy August 10, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Stephen King isn't scary at all- he's pretty humorous- aside from the books he usually writes. Steve King is a mental case who I would say is about to do himself(preferably) or someone else physical harm

Cheburashka64 August 10, 2012 at 4:02 pm

One is a master of horror, capable of effortlessly transporting you into dark, twisted worlds created in his mind. The other, of course, has sold a lot of books.

Designer_Rants August 10, 2012 at 8:19 pm

I see what you did there. lol.

Goonemeritus August 10, 2012 at 3:42 pm

I’m sure the troops will be real excited about the repeal of the new GI Bill.

Mahousu August 10, 2012 at 3:46 pm

I'm introducing a bill that will repeal Steve King.

I'm not sure what that means exactly, but am willing to give it a try and find out.

SayItWithWookies August 10, 2012 at 3:46 pm

Wait a minute — why does Steve King want Osama bin Laden to come back to life? Is someone calling the president a Muslim terrorist to distract attention from his own Muslim terrorist proclivities? It bears looking into at least.

BarackMyWorld August 10, 2012 at 3:46 pm

Wouldn't such a (blatantly unconstitutional in scope) bill also repeal any military budgets this administration approved?

STEVE KING HATES THE TROOPS.

Joshua Norton August 10, 2012 at 3:47 pm

He always gives a marvelous performance of what an aneurysm looks like.

MacRaith August 10, 2012 at 3:48 pm

You know, there's another guy named Steve King who makes up crazy stuff all the time too. The difference is that the other King – comes from Maine, I think – is smart enough that he doesn't actually believe the crazy stuff that he makes up. And lots of people find his stuff pretty entertaining, unlike the one from Iowa.

pinkocommi August 10, 2012 at 3:49 pm

If Rep. King were any crazier or more hateful I'd be scared he might start shooting up movie theaters and Sikh temples.

SorosBot August 10, 2012 at 3:50 pm

And sadly, the presence of Joe Walsh and Michele Bachmann mean that he might not be the craziest or most hateful member of Congress.

MissTaken August 10, 2012 at 4:00 pm

Congress has some damn good healthcare, you'd think they could get some psychiatric help on occasion.

Beowoof August 10, 2012 at 4:18 pm

Prozac has gone generic, a dispenser in his office couldn't cost that much.

SorosBot August 10, 2012 at 4:24 pm

But first, you have to be willing to admit that you have a problem.

Callyson August 10, 2012 at 3:49 pm

Accomplishments of Barack Obama:

http://whatthefuckhasobamadonesofar.com/

Accomplishments of Steve King:

Um, er…

actor212 August 10, 2012 at 3:51 pm

He had National Cheese Day proclaimed.

I guess.

Designer_Rants August 10, 2012 at 8:23 pm

In case you want to contribute to Christie Vilsack's campaign: http://www.christievilsackforiowa.com/home

And here's a Whatthefuckhasstevekingdonesofar type a deal: http://stevekingfacts.com/

DahBoner August 15, 2012 at 12:10 pm

I don't see Cattle Mutilations listed on there?

Pragmatist2 August 10, 2012 at 3:51 pm

Wow! There goes the Bush tax cut extension! Gone!
There goes the appropriation for Steve King's salary! Kaput!
Every agricultural extension office in Iowa! Nixed!
A Bold and Thoughtful man, that Steve King.

actor212 August 10, 2012 at 3:53 pm

Nice fucking shorts, asshole.

MissTaken August 10, 2012 at 3:55 pm

Will this make it illegal to transport a 13 yo rape victim across state lines for an abortion followed up with a dropoff at the swingset? Because that may hinder my weekend plans.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 10, 2012 at 4:33 pm

You are only 13?

MissTaken August 10, 2012 at 5:12 pm

No, I'm the park manager at the local swingset.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 10, 2012 at 3:59 pm

Wait! One of the things that Obama signed was the extension of the Bush Tax Cuts. Why does Rep. King love big government and debt so much!!!

CheeseBro69 August 10, 2012 at 3:59 pm

Bachmann and the rest of the teabaggers must be absolutely livid they didn't think of this idea.

cheetojeebus August 10, 2012 at 4:00 pm

There are nematodes often found in dog shit with more charm and intelligence than this bag of effluent.

Mumbletypeg August 10, 2012 at 4:01 pm

I'd be happy to see this cunt ridden out of office, if indicators are what they seem, locally. He's better off fading out in a miasma of his own ignominy, the same kind as he continually projects on the people whom he enjoys wagging all his impotent chagrin at.

Limeylizzie August 10, 2012 at 4:09 pm

The comments on the Hill are terrifyingly stupid and racist…quelle surprise.

arihaya August 10, 2012 at 4:13 pm

What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Barrack Obama?

One of them made a quarter of the country want to give him blowjob, and the other is of course, Bill Clinton

calliecallie August 10, 2012 at 4:26 pm

Mind-boggling. I can't even think of anything snarky to say, this is so fucking stupid. If I were from his district, I would hang my head in shame…

Chet Kincaid_ August 10, 2012 at 4:30 pm

Perhaps if Steve King got all the Fundies to pray real hard, Jesus would fly around the world fast enough to reverse time to October 2008. Then we could do all of this over again, exactly the same way.

Chet Kincaid_ August 10, 2012 at 4:32 pm

(Picking up Steve King "respectfully" and patting his head) Son. Son. Son. Son.

outragedcitizen August 10, 2012 at 4:40 pm

Can I ask my Senator to introduce a bill to abolish every law Dubya signed? Hell, let's repeal all the laws they just get in the way for Freedumbs anyway.

Jukesgrrl August 10, 2012 at 4:41 pm

If I saw Steve King on Comedy Central, I'd think he was hilarious. In Congress, not so much.

PuckStopsHere August 10, 2012 at 5:07 pm

Oh my God. Steve King supports TRIAL LAWYERS!!!

WIDTAP August 10, 2012 at 5:33 pm

…including extensions to Bush Tax Cuts?

Rep Steve King wants to repeal the Bush Tax Cuts!

mosjef August 10, 2012 at 6:24 pm

Here, King! Here, King! He can't stop licking his own balls.

TribecaMike August 10, 2012 at 7:07 pm

Why stop there, Steve? The national anthem could use a rewrite, and what would be better than your name repeated over and over for thirty or forty stanzas? Shoot, make it a thousand stanzas! Why not rename hamburgers King Patties? And why should zucchini be zucchini when they can be Stevehini? Oh wait, have a slice of Kingizza! It's on me! You've earned it, Steve King!

ttommyunger August 10, 2012 at 11:49 pm

One can only imagine how shrill and hysterical this nutjob's rants will get as it becomes more and more obvious that Barry is going to hand Mittens his pasty white ass.

DahBoner August 15, 2012 at 12:03 pm

Did this crybaby fall out of his Bumbo Baby seat?

anniegetyerfun August 10, 2012 at 3:42 pm
actor212 August 10, 2012 at 3:48 pm

"I gave that ewe three and made it hurt!"

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