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Vengeful God, Iowa Rep. Steve King, Will Smite Every Bill Obama Ever Signed Into Law

Steve King (R-His Own Sphincter)Oh hi Steve King (R-His Own Sphincter), what paranoid delusional BS are you blabbing about today? You will remember Steve King as the gentleman who advocated for the legality of animal cruelty because of the theoretical legality of a VERY detailed scenario (fantasy?) involving abducting a 13 year old girl from a swing set, raping her, taking her across state lines to give her an abortion to “hide the evidence,” transporting her back across state lines, and depositing her safely back at the swing set from whence she had been abducted. Now he has used his slippery grasp on “law” to consider the introduction of an amendment that would repeal everything Obama has signed into law. Everything! This is just retaliation for Obama being insufficiently cruel to undocumented immigrants who were brought to this country as children:

Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa), an outspoken critic of just about everything President Obama supports, is considering introducing a bill that would repeal everything Obama has signed into law.

 King put forward this suggestion to an Iowa audience on Tuesday, when he also reiterated his threat to sue the Obama administration for its June decision not to deport younger illegal immigrants. Under that policy change, illegal immigrants who are in school or have served in the military would get a two-year deferral from deportation. […]

The Messenger reported that King said his lawsuit would likely be filed before Labor Day. “He has prosecutorial discretion, but he does not have the ability to grant blanket amnesty to entire classes of people,” he said.

Well, he does if the “classes of people” include banks and oil companies, DUH, seeing as those are a type of people too, my friend. Anyway, awesome bill to repeal every other bill signed into law in the last four years, Congressman! Seems legit.

[The Hill]

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  • misantropo

    It is a matter of time before he has his Larry Craig moment…

    • BlueStateLibel

      Hide your teen daughters stat!

      • nounverb911

        Hide your teenage sons!

        • HeeHaw77

          Just tell 'em to avoid a wide stance while on the swing set.

        • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

          Hide your livestock!

          • UW8316154

            Hide your husbands!

          • anniegetyerfun
          • Callyson

            Well, *now* we know why Steve King supports animal cruelty…

          • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

            "I gave that ewe three and made it hurt!"

        • ph7

          I'd told them to stay away from swingsets.

      • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

        But don't hide Grampa Cornpants (R-Fatty Acids). He needs a visit from Steve King.

  • second_gen

    Great idea, Steve. Obama would never veto that. Lulz

  • OneYieldRegular

    Steve King is Obama's greatest fundraiser. Every time King opens his mouth, I send money to the Obama campaign.

  • ChernobylSoup

    The joke's on King. Obama wrote "no takebacks" on all the bills he signed.

  • http://gorejusgeorge.tumblr.com CheeseBro69

    "Repeal deez nuts bitch"

    -Obama from my dreams

  • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

    I hope for a boomerang God

  • http://www.wonkette.com ChillBill

    "Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa), an outspoken critic of just about everything President Obama supports, is considering introducing a bill that would repeal everything Obama has signed into law."

    Utter brilliance! The rest of the Republitards must be kicking themselves in the ass for not thinking of this one before.

    • Callyson

      And now Mittens has his Veep…

  • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

    Hey Steve! Rape any girls lately?

    Oh go on! You know you want to and you know you'll get away with it…besides, it's legal, according to you.

    • http://www.wonkette.com ChillBill

      I read on the Internetz that Steve King likes to have sex with dead goats, therefore, it must be true.

      • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

        He gets Mickey Kaus' leftovers???

        • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

          He frisks his huntin' dogs before he makes the call if they're good enough for the chase. That's what KBJ wrote, it was the frisky part that did it for me, just took it a little far.. But yeah, King's words also.

    • BoatOfVelociraptors

      Rape babies.

  • nounverb911

    Has Jeebus droughted Iowa to death yet?

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Not yet but she's working on it

      • rickmaci

        What global climate change?

  • elviouslyqueer

    With apologies to total stinky assholes everywhere, you, Rep. King, are a total stinky asshole.

  • fartknocker

    Keep fucking that chicken Steven and I'll bet $10 that bill won't get out of the Committee.

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/mrblifil mrblifil

    Presidents enjoy "prosecutorial discretion?" Meth can be quite unsparing when the addiction takes over all normal functions.

  • noodlesalad

    Steve King wants to sue Obama for NOT deporting veterans. Next thing he'll sue Obama for breathing out carbon dioxide. These fucking people.

    • emmelemm

      Global warming: OBAMA'S FAULT!!

  • SmutBoffin

    Would someone give this guy a cool drink and a seat in the shade somewhere? He really doesn't seem ok.

    • nounverb911

      Jim Jones flavored Kool-Aid?

  • SorosBot

    I fail to see where King has any standing to bring that lawsuit; you see, to sue to block a legal change like this you have to show that you, personally, either have been or stand to be harmed by the implementation of the law you're suing over.

    • MissTaken

      He could sue using the totally legit evidence of that guy that women and blacks were given the right to vote, but no hold office, so all their laws are invalid. I'm sure a judge would find that totally worth the court's time.

      • SorosBot

        Oh god, that guy was great; truly one of the craziest of the many nutcases profiled here on Wonkette.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      It made him look like an idiot.

      Wait. Sorry. That's just opening his mouth. Maybe he should sue his teeth?

    • http://gorejusgeorge.tumblr.com CheeseBro69

      His freedoms have been harmed which is more than cause enough

      • emmelemm

        My freedom to oppress others has been taken away! Help!

  • SexySmurf

    considering introducing a bill that would repeal everything Obama has signed into law.

    But if Obama signs it into law it would automatically repeal itself meaning everything else he signed into law would still be law.

    Looks like King has just been hoisted by his own retard.

  • mavenmaven

    And guess who his lawyer will be in that lawsuit? Why, of course, ORLY TAITZ!

    • nounverb911

      Is she legal in Iowa?

      • Beowoof

        Legally insane?

  • Wilcoxyz

    It's just like that time Reagan outlawed Russia. Steve's got it right: Think big, people. Don't hassle the little stuff.

  • dcjdjay

    He's like Michelle Bachmann, but with better make-up.

    • Nowisallthereis

      And a better looking wife too.

  • SheriffRoscoe

    This is just a lot of red meat for the crowd. Apparently it's tainted with the stuff that causes your brain to go spongy.

  • rickmaci

    Rep. Steve King (R-Iowacky), needs to see his Dr. stat, about increasing the doses on his medication. We taxpayers put out good money to make sure Steve and his ilk have the world class medical care the rest of us lack (and that he wants to deny us) so it's a real slap in the face that he is obviously not using the mental health coverage.

  • noodlesalad

    Since Obama was in office, only one bill that Steve King sponsored did not die in committee, the noble H.Res. 298 (111th congress): "Congratulating the on-premise sign industry for its contributions to the success of small businesses," which begins with the thrilling text:

    "Whereas safe, creative, and effective on-premise signage has served as a primary catalyst to successful small businesses in America since the establishment of the Nation;"

    This was the MOST effective thing Steve King did in Congress in four years (with two of those in the majority party). And he wants Obama to veto it, apparently. Read the signs, Steve. You're a useless hack and an asshole to boot.

  • coolhandnuke

    If this bill passes, does Obama have to kill Bin Laden again?

  • BarackMyWorld

    I don't know who is scarier, Steve King or Stephen King.

    • finallyhappy

      Stephen King isn't scary at all- he's pretty humorous- aside from the books he usually writes. Steve King is a mental case who I would say is about to do himself(preferably) or someone else physical harm

    • Cheburashka64

      One is a master of horror, capable of effortlessly transporting you into dark, twisted worlds created in his mind. The other, of course, has sold a lot of books.

      • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Rants

        I see what you did there. lol.

  • Goonemeritus

    I’m sure the troops will be real excited about the repeal of the new GI Bill.

  • Mahousu

    I'm introducing a bill that will repeal Steve King.

    I'm not sure what that means exactly, but am willing to give it a try and find out.

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    Wait a minute — why does Steve King want Osama bin Laden to come back to life? Is someone calling the president a Muslim terrorist to distract attention from his own Muslim terrorist proclivities? It bears looking into at least.

  • BarackMyWorld

    Wouldn't such a (blatantly unconstitutional in scope) bill also repeal any military budgets this administration approved?

    STEVE KING HATES THE TROOPS.

  • http://www.notfrisco.com/colmatales/norton/proclaim.html#declaration Joshua Norton

    He always gives a marvelous performance of what an aneurysm looks like.

  • MacRaith

    You know, there's another guy named Steve King who makes up crazy stuff all the time too. The difference is that the other King – comes from Maine, I think – is smart enough that he doesn't actually believe the crazy stuff that he makes up. And lots of people find his stuff pretty entertaining, unlike the one from Iowa.

  • pinkocommi

    If Rep. King were any crazier or more hateful I'd be scared he might start shooting up movie theaters and Sikh temples.

    • SorosBot

      And sadly, the presence of Joe Walsh and Michele Bachmann mean that he might not be the craziest or most hateful member of Congress.

      • MissTaken

        Congress has some damn good healthcare, you'd think they could get some psychiatric help on occasion.

        • Beowoof

          Prozac has gone generic, a dispenser in his office couldn't cost that much.

        • SorosBot

          But first, you have to be willing to admit that you have a problem.

  • Callyson

    Accomplishments of Barack Obama:

    http://whatthefuckhasobamadonesofar.com/

    Accomplishments of Steve King:

    Um, er…

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      He had National Cheese Day proclaimed.

      I guess.

    • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Rants

      In case you want to contribute to Christie Vilsack's campaign: http://www.christievilsackforiowa.com/home

      And here's a Whatthefuckhasstevekingdonesofar type a deal: http://stevekingfacts.com/

      • DahBoner

        I don't see Cattle Mutilations listed on there?

  • Pragmatist2

    Wow! There goes the Bush tax cut extension! Gone!
    There goes the appropriation for Steve King's salary! Kaput!
    Every agricultural extension office in Iowa! Nixed!
    A Bold and Thoughtful man, that Steve King.

  • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

    Nice fucking shorts, asshole.

  • MissTaken

    Will this make it illegal to transport a 13 yo rape victim across state lines for an abortion followed up with a dropoff at the swingset? Because that may hinder my weekend plans.

    • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

      You are only 13?

      • MissTaken

        No, I'm the park manager at the local swingset.

  • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

    Wait! One of the things that Obama signed was the extension of the Bush Tax Cuts. Why does Rep. King love big government and debt so much!!!

  • http://gorejusgeorge.tumblr.com CheeseBro69

    Bachmann and the rest of the teabaggers must be absolutely livid they didn't think of this idea.

  • cheetojeebus

    There are nematodes often found in dog shit with more charm and intelligence than this bag of effluent.

  • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

    I'd be happy to see this cunt ridden out of office, if indicators are what they seem, locally. He's better off fading out in a miasma of his own ignominy, the same kind as he continually projects on the people whom he enjoys wagging all his impotent chagrin at.

  • Limeylizzie

    The comments on the Hill are terrifyingly stupid and racist…quelle surprise.

  • arihaya

    What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Barrack Obama?

    One of them made a quarter of the country want to give him blowjob, and the other is of course, Bill Clinton

  • calliecallie

    Mind-boggling. I can't even think of anything snarky to say, this is so fucking stupid. If I were from his district, I would hang my head in shame…

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

    Perhaps if Steve King got all the Fundies to pray real hard, Jesus would fly around the world fast enough to reverse time to October 2008. Then we could do all of this over again, exactly the same way.

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

    (Picking up Steve King "respectfully" and patting his head) Son. Son. Son. Son.

  • http://wonkette.com/ outragedcitizen

    Can I ask my Senator to introduce a bill to abolish every law Dubya signed? Hell, let's repeal all the laws they just get in the way for Freedumbs anyway.

  • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

    If I saw Steve King on Comedy Central, I'd think he was hilarious. In Congress, not so much.

  • PuckStopsHere

    Oh my God. Steve King supports TRIAL LAWYERS!!!

  • WIDTAP

    …including extensions to Bush Tax Cuts?

    Rep Steve King wants to repeal the Bush Tax Cuts!

  • mosjef

    Here, King! Here, King! He can't stop licking his own balls.

  • TribecaMike

    Why stop there, Steve? The national anthem could use a rewrite, and what would be better than your name repeated over and over for thirty or forty stanzas? Shoot, make it a thousand stanzas! Why not rename hamburgers King Patties? And why should zucchini be zucchini when they can be Stevehini? Oh wait, have a slice of Kingizza! It's on me! You've earned it, Steve King!

  • ttommyunger

    One can only imagine how shrill and hysterical this nutjob's rants will get as it becomes more and more obvious that Barry is going to hand Mittens his pasty white ass.

  • DahBoner

    Did this crybaby fall out of his Bumbo Baby seat?