Barack Obama Adds Playing 'Chase' To Busy Schedule Of Basketball And Golf

Man, this guy. It is like he is just a small child, in over his head, whom America's Greatest (Deadbeat) Dad, Joe Walsh, would like to pick up ("RESPECTFULLY") and pat on the head and call "son," because of how he is a child, and if there's one thing Joe Walsh knows how to do, it is raise children, and if there is another thing Joe Walsh knows how to do, it is how to know that he, Joe Walsh, is totally smarter and more capable and competent in every way than this dumb old president of US America. What else does this self-proclaimed "president" do when he's not being chased around the Oval Office by terrifying goblins?

Mostly bows to foreign leaders.

What a dick.