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Barack Obama Adds Playing ‘Chase’ To Busy Schedule Of Basketball And Golf

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Man, this guy. It is like he is just a small child, in over his head, whom America’s Greatest (Deadbeat) Dad, Joe Walsh, would like to pick up (“RESPECTFULLY”) and pat on the head and call “son,” because of how he is a child, and if there’s one thing Joe Walsh knows how to do, it is raise children, and if there is another thing Joe Walsh knows how to do, it is how to know that he, Joe Walsh, is totally smarter and more capable and competent in every way than this dumb old president of US America. What else does this self-proclaimed “president” do when he’s not being chased around the Oval Office by terrifying goblins?

Mostly bows to foreign leaders.

Barack Obama greets the Emperor of Japan

What a dick.

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    1. LesBontemps

      Out of frame in top picture: Biden impatiently waiting for his turn.

      Same goes for bottom picture, too.

    2. tessiee

      Just so we're clear: when Biden's turn comes around, does he get to be chased by the cute little girl in the pink dress, or does he get to chase Obama?

  1. Katydid

    This is just another example of how Obummer is racist against the white man. Or, in this case, the white children. Impeach!1!

      1. tessiee

        Not the gun kind of Remington, though; he's trying to take those away from violent crazy people Real Amurricans.

  2. new_pic_for_NEWTer

    You all (Amercians) really don't deserve him. You can take our block of wood leader, Mr. Harper and we'll make Barry the forever PM of Canada… no term limits.
    What say? You aren't really even using him.

    1. BlueStateLibel

      This is why Americans need to bring guns when they go to Canada! "Officer, this Canadian was threatening to take away our cutest president ever, I had no choice.

    2. tessiee

      Sorry, pal, you can't have President Obama; we need him here.
      Besides, you guys already have health care.

  3. elviouslyqueer

    Cue wingnut response, to wit, "Lookie! Resident Obummer finally finds some intellectual equals," in 3…2…1…

    1. RadioBowels

      The only "work" he's done in the Oval Office this year — I mean aside from plotting an Marxist takeover of America.

  4. Wadisay

    I do, however, like the picture of a phallus right above the cowboy. I bet Michelle picked it up for him.

      1. James Michael Curley

        Least he's going in the right direction. All them foreign Olympiists go around the wrong way.

    1. jakegittes

      Then we need to pass some laws to prevent pre-schoolers from voting. There is so much voter fraud in the pre-schools of Merka.

  5. x111e7thst

    As he may well be related to His Imperial Majesty Bokassa I, Emperor of Central Africa, I do not believe that this Obama can be trusted around children.

    1. tessiee

      Can you blame them? He was all like:
      "If you don't give me all your toys and pway wif me, I'll send your daddy's job to China and he'll have no more moneys, and then your famiwy will be sad and cwy."

      Oh, you mean NOW?

  6. RadioBowels

    Meh, Cheney and Dubya would take turns chasing each other around the Oval Office all the time.

    1. tessiee

      It was hilarious.
      Cheney would stick out his foot and trip Dumbass *every single time*, and Dumbass *never ever* caught on.
      It was better than Charlie Brown with the football.

  7. CrunchyKnee

    Dude has no respect for the solemn dignity of the oval office, at least Bush looked presidential while doing fat lines of blow off the desk.

  8. Baconzgood

    DUDE! He's just fucking awsome. If that doesn't make you feel all fuzzy in the heart what the fuck would? If there was a puppy in the photograph I would puke a rainbow that tastes like cookies!

  9. BigSkullF*ckingDog

    "Sorry kids, you guys are pretty much gonna be fucked when you grow up. Sucks to be you! Let's play duck duck goose."

  10. Goonemeritus

    That little girl was just trying to get Barry to answer a few questions about his first marriage.

      1. nonbeliever7

        Hell, I only changed it to tiger when I registered to vote Democratic in the mid-70's. I still cringe when I hear some little kid start "Eeny, meeny…"

        Now I'm wondering, how many wonkerati have no idea of what this is about.

        1. MozakiBlocks

          Well it was always tiger when I was little too. However, being sufficiently quick on the uptake, I get where you're going.

      2. bobbert

        When I was a kid, I only remember "tiger", ever. But, OTOH, I was aware that there was another version, so I suppose I must have heard it sometime.

        And then there were Brazil nuts, of course.

  11. christianmuslin

    The yellow carpet from the Bush oval office likely helps fill the "oval office" in the Bush presidential museum. They had to put something in it besides a jar of pretzels!

    1. anniegetyerfun

      Didn't they have some nice black and white photos of dead Iraqis to hang up in there as well? Plus, Dick Cheney's first few mechanical hearts?

  12. OneYieldRegular

    What!? Joe Walsh has been transformed overnight into a small Black child? Perhaps there is a god after all.

    1. anniegetyerfun

      He's just avoiding being one of those overly-protective, helicopter parents that I keep reading about.

  13. TootsStansbury

    This is so sweet I can't snark.

    Ok I'll try.

    A is for Alice
    Tackled by agents
    B is for Basil
    Hit by a drone

  14. elburritodeluxe

    Barry Soetero Obama taught Constitutional Law at Chicago University (yawn, boring, stupid). But Congressman Joe Walsh taught at Oakton Community College and the Hebrew Theological College! Both are colleges, apparently.

    NoBama allegedly graduated with honors (show us the transcripts) from Harvard Law School (derf derf) and was President of the Law Review (quotas!). But America's Deadbeat Dad attended the Strasberg Theatre and Film Institute and later got a Master of Public Policy at the University of Chicago!

  15. Limeylizzie

    I adore this man, I don't always agree with him, but I have never wavered in my love of him.He is a really good man and don't get me started on FLOTUS I would take a bullet for herself.

    1. tessiee

      Agreed. I think there is something in most decent human beings that cannot help instinctively responding to the basic goodness in people, of which our President is an inspiring example.

  16. SorosBot

    That toddler girl would make a better VP pick than Palin, and probably whoever Romney ends up choosing.

  17. cheetojeebus

    Check out that little runner, I don't see a real pride in her country in that little pink dress. In fact it says the opposite. Where's the flag? Typical Liberal athlete, Hates the USA.

  18. James Michael Curley

    Here is a tip so that we can get nominations as the 2012 EPPY Awards "Best Food Website".

    If you are on a tight budget, buy Montery PepperJack Cheese or Blue Cheese; you can't tell if they are moldy.

    1. tessiee

      True story: I once had to go to a work-related luncheon which also included a very young co-worker who had grown up in a very poor neighborhood. She warned me off the bleu cheese because it was "all fulla mold".

  19. humanmanc

    Jerry Sandusky while touring the Oval office was overheard while eyeballing the Great Chase: Ewwww..its a girl chasing Lil'Bary TightPants..where be the boys?
    Too soon?
    From My Humorous Grave Stripped Of All God Given Glory,
    Joe Paterno

  20. jakegittes

    Much later, the little girl ran for so long and so hard that she melted into butter. Then, the Obamas enjoyed their pancake breakfast from the butter that the little girl was reduced to.

    1. tessiee

      I loved that story when I was a tiny Tessie, because a red jacket, blue trousers, purple shoes — PURPLE SHOES???!!! — AND pancakes.

      1. James Michael Curley

        There was a Sambos chain of restaurants in the NY/NJ area up until my late teens. I think they disappeared while I was in the Army and away at college. Sambo on the logo was clearly SA Indian but with very pronounced highlighted almond shaped eyes. The only one I ever went to is now a Denny's so sort of same same when it comes to racial or ethnic tolerance.

  21. HistoriCat

    I call bullshit on the top photo. A black man running away from a white female? I think we all know what those people are like.

    1. James Michael Curley

      For years afterward the Goebbels children got free mental health care under that liberal Marshall Plan.

  22. whiskeybaby

    You just wait until next week when Mittens releases the holiday snaps of him visiting his money in the Cayman Islands…they're so touching, you guys, your hearts will melt!

  23. James Michael Curley

    "Stormy Weather" pretty much about Bill Robinson's life had him, Cab Calloway, Fats Waller and Lena Horne and if that wasn't enough – the Nicholas Brothers. One of my ten favorite pictures but I don't like the 'lived happily ever after' ending as Robinson was almost penniless when he made it, did not get compensated anywhere near like Cab Calloway and Fats Waller did and died less than a year later from chronic bronchitis and pneumonia.

    And to correct an often misstated fact, "Mr. Bojangles" was not about Bill Robinson but about a elderly white man in a New Orleans drunk tank but could be the story of his life after he was dropped by Hollywood when Shirley Temple's tits popped out.

    1. tessiee

      "One of my ten favorite pictures but I don't like the 'lived happily ever after' ending"

      Is that the movie where Bessie Smith is singing, and the guy takes the money out of her stocking garter? I always thought that if that were real life instead of a movie, Bessie would have knocked the guy on his ass, taken her money back, and then, just for trying to be a wise guy, taken *his* money.

      1. James Michael Curley

        If its Bessie Smith, who died in 1936 or 1937, it was probably St. Louis Blues a movie vaguely based on her life and the movie which went a long way to create the African-American movie industry that thrived in the 1930’s – late 1940’s and its popularity helped kick off the Harlem Renaissance as white people had to go uptown to see it at the Harlem theaters. I don’t remember the stocking scene but she trash talks her ‘boy friend’ who is a pimp and throws him out then sings St. Louis Blues.” “Stormy Weather” was 1948 and had a wider circulation because Lena Horne had been well accepted in Cabin in the Sky which was distributed to white rural audiences despite it being an all black movie (Vinent Minnelli pushed for that). Also St. Louis Blues both the song and/in the movie is the only surviving film of Bessie Smith. It was made in 1929 and halfway through it was pushed into the new ‘talky’ technology or else she would not have had a chance to sing.

    1. Limeylizzie

      I don't have that on my Wonkette , I have a freaky, bi-racial, blue-eyed weeping boy/girl social worker ad.

      1. tessiee

        I have an ad for some book.
        They must have figured out that I'm not only a Book Geek, but a child-hating old witch.

        1. finallyhappy

          I have a united credit card ad, a book ad, An AU weekend study ad and Kohls- we get different ads- that is strange??

  24. Baba_NinjaCat12

    Has Joe Walsh add 'arrested by law enforcement' over his unpaid child support in his busy schedule?

  25. johnnymeatworth

    So he's playing Red Light Green Light trying to drum up support for a traffic appropriations bill?

  26. tessiee

    Even a child-hating old witch like me can squee over the top picture. The President's body language is such that I can practically hear what's going on.
    Kid: I'll catch you!
    President: Uh oh, here comes the rough tough creampuff. I'd better run faster! (hee hee)

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