LIES AND THE LYING LIARS WHO TELL THEM  3:20 pm August 8, 2012

Bill Clinton Gives Romney Welfare Ad All The Pants-On-Fire Pinocchios

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Big Dog haz a sadBill Clinton, a former president of US America and the world’s best-loved nympho-man, is “especially disappointed” in Mitt Romney today, for being a dirty pants on fire liar, in this particular case, about Obama slapping all the white people in the face (with his penis) so as to give black people more welfare.

“The recently announced waiver policy was originally requested by the Republican governors of Utah and Nevada to achieve more flexibility in designing programs more likely to work in this challenging environment,” Clinton said.

Clinton added that Republican governors, including Mitt Romney, sought a similar policy in 2005 (a charge the Romney campaign has denied).

Well, if Mitt Romney denied it, then it must not be true!

“The Romney ad is especially disappointing because, as governor of Massachusetts, he requested changes in the welfare reform laws that could have eliminated time limits altogether,” Clinton said. “We need a bipartisan consensus to continue to help people move from welfare to work even during these hard times, not more misleading campaign ads.”

We will expect to see a shiny new Romney ad citing Bill Clinton eliding that pesky middle part and calling Barack Obama’s moves to gut welfare requirements as “especially disappointing” within the hour.

[HuffPo]

 

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nounverb911 August 8, 2012 at 3:22 pm

Some of Romney's best lies are people too, also.

WhatTheHeck August 8, 2012 at 3:45 pm

so that’s why magic underwear is made out of fire retardant material.

Sorry – didn’t see similar comment below. Disregard this.

Willardbot9000_V2.5 August 9, 2012 at 12:02 am

true story….I once knew a Mormon kid who claimed that magic underwear was both fire retardant and bullet proof. He claimed his father had been in a car accident that burned every part of his body except for the parts covered by his magic underwear of super powers. Of course the hilarious part was when my friend demonstrated that garments offer little protection to kicks to the nuts…but the mormon kid claimed they did so it was really his fault…Utah, such a strange place to spend a childhood…

actor212 August 8, 2012 at 3:23 pm

Wow. When Bill Clinton, whom Dick Morris SWEARS is voting for Romney, goes all "Ohnoyoudin't!", he goes "Ohnoyoudin't"!

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 8, 2012 at 3:50 pm

Dick Morris also claims to be a human being. So take everything he says with a grain of salt…., just not around Dick, though, as it will make him melt if he touches it.

Jus_Wonderin August 8, 2012 at 3:23 pm

I love Bill!

MittBorg August 8, 2012 at 4:46 pm

Me too.

noodlesalad August 8, 2012 at 3:23 pm

"I can't feel your pain, but I'm friends with the owners of the companies who create your pain," responds Romney.

Jus_Wonderin August 8, 2012 at 3:25 pm

That is a great first line for a syfy novel.

noodlesalad August 8, 2012 at 3:26 pm

Do Romneys Dream of Electric Sheeple?

Jus_Wonderin August 8, 2012 at 3:29 pm

I wonder if you and Rebecca would indulge me going off topic with some short fiction using that line? It is ominous.

noodlesalad August 8, 2012 at 4:02 pm

I don't mind, but I hear the Wonket Copyright Lawyer is a terrible sadist. There's a picture of her on the masthead.

actor212 August 8, 2012 at 3:29 pm

Electing Sheeple, you mean.

Generation[redacted] August 8, 2012 at 3:40 pm

Electoral Sheeple?

YasserArraFeck August 8, 2012 at 3:46 pm

Hell, no. But oil-powered sheeple gives him 'gasms

MittBorg August 8, 2012 at 4:47 pm

Do Romneys Dream of Electric Electronically-Controlled Sheeple?

fify

AlterNewt August 8, 2012 at 3:24 pm

Yeah, but he's OUR liar.

Spurning Beer August 8, 2012 at 3:24 pm

Mitt Romney must have so many warts on his tongue.

At least I hope those are warts.

Biff August 8, 2012 at 3:26 pm

Genital warts, but yeah, warts.

Callyson August 8, 2012 at 3:28 pm

"Don't worry, honey, that's just a cold sore."

Goonemeritus August 8, 2012 at 3:25 pm

I miss being able to hate Clinton, I was young the world seemed more hopeful and the Republican Party wasn’t totally made up of people who sniff glue.

actor212 August 8, 2012 at 3:27 pm

There's two things I miss about Clinton: the peace and the prosperity.

nounverb911 August 8, 2012 at 3:29 pm

And Bill misses the pieces.

actor212 August 8, 2012 at 3:30 pm

He's old enough now he might not

James Michael Curley August 8, 2012 at 3:40 pm

Viagra was approved (very quickly) during his administration. He probably has a case in the closet with, uh, other persons, things.

Native_of_SL_UT August 8, 2012 at 4:11 pm

Your never too old to miss it. Doing something about it on the other hand…

zippy_w_pinhead August 8, 2012 at 4:56 pm

I would gladly let him have all the pieces he wants in exchange for that peace and prosperity stuff

tessiee August 8, 2012 at 6:54 pm

"two things I miss about Clinton: the peace and the prosperity."
http://www.theonion.com/articles/bush-our-long-na

I also miss the days when reality didn't outstrip The Onion.

MilwaukeeKent August 8, 2012 at 10:54 pm

Amazing how much of that came true.

ChernobylSoup August 8, 2012 at 3:25 pm

Mitt went on to explain: "I was governor of Fagachusettes, for Pete's sake."

sharethegrief August 8, 2012 at 3:25 pm

So Magic Underwear is flammable?

iburl August 8, 2012 at 3:29 pm

Fireball! Fireball! Fireball!

actor212 August 8, 2012 at 3:31 pm

Mirar! No mas pantalones!

DustBowlBlues August 8, 2012 at 4:48 pm

That could be a real issue for the Mittbot, seeing as how he pulls his facts out of them.

edgydrifter August 8, 2012 at 3:29 pm

Shorter Romney: "What are you going to believe, the truth or me?"

CrunchyKnee August 8, 2012 at 3:33 pm

Shorter Romney: "Who are you going to believe, the truth or them two colored guys?"

emmelemm August 8, 2012 at 3:49 pm

Your lyin' eyes?

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 8, 2012 at 5:38 pm

But you can't hide your lyin' eyes.

emmelemm August 8, 2012 at 5:41 pm

I can't hide 'em, but that don't mean you have to believe 'em.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 8, 2012 at 6:02 pm

Were it not for imagination a man would be as happy in arms of a chambermaid as of a duchess.

tessiee August 8, 2012 at 6:58 pm

Incriminating photos of Mitt taken on the cheatin' side of town in
5…
4…
3…

BaldarTFlagass August 8, 2012 at 3:29 pm

"slapping all the white people in the face (with his penis)"

Bill really wishes he had thought of this himself while he was in office.

actor212 August 8, 2012 at 3:31 pm

He tried. Lord knows he tried.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 8, 2012 at 3:52 pm

Yeah, but fat chicks kept getting in his way.

Texpunk August 8, 2012 at 4:47 pm

Aw, I miss Linda Tripp !!!

zippy_w_pinhead August 8, 2012 at 4:57 pm

one intern at a time…

OneYieldRegular August 8, 2012 at 3:30 pm

In his defense, Romney replied, "I can't be a liar. I'm rich."

DustBowlBlues August 8, 2012 at 4:49 pm

FTW. (I think that means "for the win". If it means something obscene, I apologize.)

kittensdontlie August 8, 2012 at 3:30 pm

"is especially disappointing…"

And if there is anyone who understands better what the word 'is' is…love ya' Bill!

emmelemm August 8, 2012 at 3:30 pm

Nympho-Man! Sounds like a great superhero name.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 8, 2012 at 3:52 pm

I prefer Nympho-Woman, but what do I know?

MittBorg August 8, 2012 at 4:50 pm

I'll take Nympho-AnyOne/Thing as long as I don't have to get my ass outa bed for it.

tessiee August 8, 2012 at 7:00 pm

"Nympho-Man! Sounds like a great superhero name."

"Oh, hey, look — is that the Bat Signal? Let me get a closer loo–… OH, MY *GOD*!!"

doloras August 9, 2012 at 12:34 am

Nympho-Man! He flies like a moron!

tessiee August 9, 2012 at 12:53 am

MST3K FTW!

BaldarTFlagass August 8, 2012 at 3:31 pm

"Mitt Romney, sought a similar policy in 2005 (a charge the Romney campaign has denied)."

I would swear I saw a pdf online somewhere in the last day or two showing this letter with Romney and Arnold and a bunch of other governor's signatures on it. How can they deny something like that?

emmelemm August 8, 2012 at 3:32 pm

Well, to start with, there are two realities: Reality, and wingnut reality…

chicken_thief August 8, 2012 at 3:36 pm

Prolly made by the same people that did Obummers hokey birff cert.

MittBorg August 8, 2012 at 4:55 pm

The U.S. Government? Or the Hawai'i State Government?

chicken_thief August 8, 2012 at 5:07 pm

No, no, no. The Sheriff and The Donald will get to the bottom of this, but my money is on: The New Black Panther Party, in Bill Ayers' basement, with a pc running Windows 98 and Word 6 donated by George Soros.

MittBorg August 8, 2012 at 5:19 pm

Oh. (looks around for Win '98 documentation, finds only XP)

O-tay.

SayItWithWookies August 8, 2012 at 3:44 pm

Oh, you mean this one? Yeah, that doesn't exist.

Geminisunmars August 8, 2012 at 3:50 pm

Thank goodness that doesn't exist. It would be damning, otherwise.

fuflans August 8, 2012 at 3:53 pm

forged. by that one guy in mexico on the run from the nazis in 1943 to ensure mitt romney would be horribly embarrassed while running for president in 2012.

it was kept in the arc of the covenant by the knight's templar and only released this year after guardian brietbart went to his final resting place like at the end of 'the last crusade'.

Fraudulently_Joe August 8, 2012 at 3:47 pm

I would swear I saw a pdf online somewhere in the last day or two showing this letter with Romney and Arnold and a bunch of other governor's signatures on it.

PANTS ON FIRE!

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 8, 2012 at 3:53 pm

They are Republicans? Denying reality is what they are best at.

Jus_Wonderin August 8, 2012 at 3:31 pm

And I love how seemly affable Bill is, yet he doesn't suffer fools. That photo, and that stare, says "Don't fuck with me. You had your fun. But, don't fuck with me".

emmelemm August 8, 2012 at 3:33 pm

"Fuck me, but don't fuck with me."

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 8, 2012 at 7:35 pm

That would make a hell of a tramp stamp.

chicken_thief August 8, 2012 at 3:31 pm

Romney has no reason to not lie in his ads. The base loves it – "welfare Presdint!!!!" and those "on the fence" don't pay attention close enough so will only see the ads, not that Mittens proposed the same thing.

ChernobylSoup August 8, 2012 at 3:38 pm

If only there was a profession dedicated to informing folks about such things…

anniegetyerfun August 8, 2012 at 3:53 pm

Ha, it's not like any of them would risk offending the Romney campaign by pointing out blatant lies.

RadioBowels August 8, 2012 at 3:32 pm

Cigars for everybody!

chicken_thief August 8, 2012 at 3:37 pm

Ms Lewinsky will have the uncut one, please.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 8, 2012 at 3:53 pm

Especially the ladies.

Callyson August 8, 2012 at 3:34 pm

I guess calling Russia "the Soviet Union" wasn't enough of a blast from the past for Mittens–now he wants to go back to bashing "welfare queens."

Next up: we must increase the defense budget to fight those Sandinistas in Nicaragua…

Jus_Wonderin August 8, 2012 at 3:37 pm

I hear he is against building the Panama Canal.

RadioBowels August 8, 2012 at 3:48 pm

And don't forget about Castro. Defend The Keys!

Generation[redacted] August 8, 2012 at 3:34 pm

"I believe welfare moms are working moms." –Mittbot cross-compiler error

MittBorg August 8, 2012 at 4:56 pm

Hey, MAN!

Oh. You said MittBOT. Carry on.

SorosBot August 8, 2012 at 3:37 pm

But I thought that according to Dick Morris Bill Clinton is secretly supporting Romney and plans to vote for him.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 8, 2012 at 3:54 pm

Bill is jut covering his tracks by making sure that no one else does.

MittBorg August 8, 2012 at 4:57 pm

No one else does what, secretly support Romney? Because his support sure is looking mighty secretive round about now.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 8, 2012 at 6:04 pm

I was thinking vote. But your analysis works as well.

MittBorg August 8, 2012 at 6:26 pm

Thank you. Listening to RedState lambast him in public with many beatings of breasts and rendings of garments has been really satisfying, today.

zippy_w_pinhead August 8, 2012 at 4:59 pm

that'll teach Dick not to copy off Bill Kristol's paper

hagajim August 8, 2012 at 3:38 pm

Good thing Mittens wears the magic undies…they is fireproof.

Dudleydidwrong August 8, 2012 at 4:06 pm

Yeah, but they're not dick proof.

DustBowlBlues August 8, 2012 at 4:54 pm

Asbestos? So it's Mormons who are hiring those teevee commercial lawyers.

Native_of_SL_UT August 8, 2012 at 3:39 pm

My poor Governor is all like "Now what the hell do I do?"
Should he go with his original state rights argument or support Mitt?
His deer in the headlight look on this is hilarious.

DustBowlBlues August 8, 2012 at 4:55 pm

I'm sure Mattress Mary [as a married lt. gov, had nasty divorce following her affair with her bodyguard] down here in the Dust Bowl.

BarackMyWorld August 8, 2012 at 3:40 pm

The Earth is round (a charge the Romney campaign denies).

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 8, 2012 at 3:56 pm

When asked about the 2005 letter that Mr. Romney signed that stated that the earth is indeed round, a Romney spokesman stated "At that time, round didn't mean what it does today. Plus we have always been at war with Eastasia."

not that Dewey August 8, 2012 at 3:41 pm

Mitt has a laminated pink card, signed by Donna Shalala, that says he gets free welfare waivers for life.

MissTaken August 8, 2012 at 3:41 pm

Romney's pants aren't on fire, that is just the syphilis flaring up again. The same syphilis eating up his CPU and making him forget that he was for welfare waivers just a few years ago.

SorosBot August 8, 2012 at 3:47 pm

Great, now you've given me the image of Mitt Romney having sex; their goes my libido.

MissTaken August 8, 2012 at 3:49 pm

boob

Geminisunmars August 8, 2012 at 3:58 pm

Wow — just writing that word helps him get his libido back? Ah, youth.

MittBorg August 8, 2012 at 4:58 pm

No shit. Must be fun. (sighs)

MissTaken August 8, 2012 at 4:59 pm

Yes, I'm that talented.

SorosBot August 8, 2012 at 3:58 pm

Hee!

Chet Kincaid_ August 8, 2012 at 7:59 pm

Where's my danged bucket of water?!

Jus_Wonderin August 8, 2012 at 3:43 pm

Romney: "These are just niggling details, don't worry your poor, little people heads".

DustBowlBlues August 8, 2012 at 4:58 pm

[delete last quotation mark and period] because I am rich and therefore smarter and better than you."

pinkocommi August 8, 2012 at 3:44 pm

It took 8 years of W and a near economic depression for the US to truly come to terms with its love of Mickey D's loving, sax-playing, skirt-chasing, "I-did-not-have-sexual-relations-with-that-woman" President Bill Clinton. <<sniff>>

I hope he enjoys his vindication.

tessiee August 8, 2012 at 7:09 pm

Come back Bill, all is forgiven.

AlterNewt August 8, 2012 at 7:53 pm

"Vindication."

So that's what the kids are calling it these days.

Misty Malarky August 8, 2012 at 3:46 pm

It's called RANSOM, people.

Bill is just trying to make Obama quit holding Hillary hostage.

emmelemm August 8, 2012 at 3:50 pm

You think he wants Hilz at home more? Fat chance.

Misty Malarky August 8, 2012 at 4:23 pm

She's got the key to the humidor….

MittBorg August 8, 2012 at 5:00 pm

Despite what it seems like on the surface, I suspect those two really do love each other very much, at the end of the day. The storms they have weathered, individuall and together — you don't stay with a person through that shit if they don't have your heart.

emmelemm August 8, 2012 at 8:03 pm

Oh, I mostly agree. I was just going for the easy joke.

MittBorg August 8, 2012 at 11:11 pm

I always fall for it, don't I? Always.

tessiee August 8, 2012 at 7:10 pm

"hostage", my ass.
She's cooking up a big plate of schnitzen gruben right now.

MittBorg August 8, 2012 at 11:12 pm

It's twoo, it's TWOO!

SayItWithWookies August 8, 2012 at 3:46 pm

I'm beginning to think Romney knows he'd be a horrible president, that the Republican plan for America involves sucking the life out of the middle class, and that he's engaging in a kamikaze campaign rife with utter and complete nonsense so he can lose without looking like he's throwing the race but leaving the better candidate to win. I mean, what the hell else makes sense?

anniegetyerfun August 8, 2012 at 4:14 pm

That was my husband's theory with McCain's campaign, too – there was no way that Republicans wanted to deal with the mess they had created, so better throw the race and then annoy the fuck out of the Dem prez in hopes of recapturing the office once everything was fixed and dandy.

doloras August 9, 2012 at 12:58 am

It's the only way that Snowbilly Grifter's nomination makes any sense at all.

MittBorg August 8, 2012 at 5:02 pm

Every gaffe he makes, you gotta wonder how did such a thundering dimwit manage to make any money at all. So, yeah. I don't think Mitt wants it. Although I wonder if HE knows that. I suspect Ann and the Mormon hierarchy want it for him a lot more than he does.

DustBowlBlues August 8, 2012 at 5:10 pm

If someone writes a "Game Change" type book on the 2012 election, I think Ann will be an ambitious dragon lady who is much more surprising than the Elizabeth Edwards portrayed in the book.

MittBorg August 8, 2012 at 5:30 pm

You think? I'm inclined to agree.

I really do despise these two. They're so fake.

Jerri August 9, 2012 at 9:17 am

I think the GOP is just throwing their old standbys (Walnuts & Mittens) a bone. Let them be the nominee since, as Annie mentioned, they don't want to actually win and deal with this mess in the first place. Better to criticize from the sidelines, obstruct, blame the Democrats & Obama for "not getting anything done" and just stir the shit for a few years.

I'll be interested to see who they run in 2016. I bet it's one of their young guns creeps like Paul Ryan. And yes, my shiny metal hat is quite comfortable, thanks for asking.

Mumbly_Joe August 8, 2012 at 3:46 pm

My favorite part of all this is that on a conference call, Newt Gingrich, speaking as a Romney surrogate, mourned that Obama couldn't be the paragon of bipartisan, centrist cooperation that made Bill Clinton such a pleasure to work with.

Which, presumably, was why Newt Gingrich made it his mission to destroy him.

DustBowlBlues August 8, 2012 at 5:14 pm

Yeah, back in the days when Alan Simpson (cranky old man that he is), Pat Schroeder (his friend), George Mitchell and Bill Bradley all quit because Newt and his band of self-labeled "Christians" made DC the ugly place it is today.

Always admired Schumer, because that was the moment he ran for senate. Have no use for the Ds that quit, except for Pat. That's my nostalgia from my VP of Seattle NOW days.

AlterNewt August 8, 2012 at 7:56 pm

My favorite part of your comment is "…Newt Gingrich, speaking as a Romney surrogate…"

Negropolis August 9, 2012 at 2:16 am

It's amazing how willing they are to revise history just 'cause the current president is, well, you know, black. Fuck, they actually impeached Clinton, and now they look back on him longingly.

smitallica August 8, 2012 at 3:47 pm

Wow. When Bill "I Did Not Have Sex with That Woman" Clinton calls you a liar, you're a fucking LIAR.

mavenmaven August 8, 2012 at 3:49 pm

It doesn't really matter what lies Romney utters, all that matters is that the other guy is black.

Chet Kincaid_ August 8, 2012 at 8:05 pm

There is no way in hell a black man could ever be elected President!

AlterNewt August 8, 2012 at 8:13 pm

Not in our lifetime.

widestanceromance August 8, 2012 at 3:50 pm

Is Willard waiting until the debates to give Obama the snuff film Willard made in college? This man really is incredibly stupid. All he does is lie about stuff that is clearly documented.

It's like claiming total ignorance when your parents walk into your room and it's full of smoke.

Lie as default, and repeat.

MittBorg August 8, 2012 at 5:04 pm

I thought ALL kids did that.

OK, he's not a kid, but still. I remember walking into the house when the boys were young and being amazed to find that there was yoghurt and jam on the CEILING. Neither one of them seemed to know how it got there.

widestanceromance August 8, 2012 at 5:22 pm

"That? Oh, hasn't yoghurt and jam always been there?"

Had a similar time with nephew–5 lbs of sugar and a bottle of peanut oil. Good times.

MittBorg August 8, 2012 at 5:44 pm

(Thinks)
(Thinks some more)

No. I don't think I *really* want to know what a young lad can do with 5 lbs of sugar and a bottle of peanut oil.

DustBowlBlues August 8, 2012 at 5:15 pm

But it works for the nutters who only believe shit if they see it on Faux news or hear it from a hate-talker.

Antispandex August 8, 2012 at 3:50 pm

"(a charge the Romney campaign has denied)." I seem to see that alot lately. Somethings going on here. But what?

tessiee August 8, 2012 at 7:18 pm

They're practicing up for the inevitable day when the tax returns are unearthed and they have to deny, deny, deny everything in them?

fuflans August 8, 2012 at 3:56 pm

who is running this romney 'campaign'? squirrels?

Misty Malarky August 8, 2012 at 4:26 pm

I served with squirrels, I knew squirrels, A squirrel was a friend of mine. Romney campaign, you're no squirrels.

MonkeyMotion August 8, 2012 at 3:57 pm

If Obama's gonna use Bubba to stump for him,
then Mittens gets to use W.

Fair is fair. [BAWAAAHAAAHAAHAAHAA!!!!]

pdiddycornchips August 8, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Bill is just being nice. What he should have said is Mittens is a lying douchebag who has as much understanding of welfare policy as my daughters pet goldfish.

anniegetyerfun August 8, 2012 at 4:16 pm

Yes, I feel like he could have wrapped up his point more forcefully and succinctly.

TribecaMike August 8, 2012 at 4:35 pm

It says it right there in the Bible: "turn the other penis."

ttommyunger August 8, 2012 at 4:58 pm

Clinton reminds me of the allure of pussy, Nixon-the allure of power, Romney-the allure of money. On the other hand, Truman was afflicted by none of those when in office and still laid the groundwork for Viet Nam and the National Security State. (whimper)

tessiee August 8, 2012 at 7:21 pm

Nixon was honest to god nightmare fuel.
Most of the Republicans I've ever seen strike me as loathsome, mean-spirited sociopaths. Nixon struck me as crazy. I don't mean a little bit eccentric, I don't mean a thoroughly unpleasant person (although he certainly was that, too). I mean certifiably, hospitalizably, *nuts*.
They all annoy and/or disgust me to varing degrees; Nixon creeped me out big-time.

ttommyunger August 8, 2012 at 7:27 pm

Nixon had Kissinger, Dubya had Cheney. Toss up which is more to blame for their respective fuck-ups.Sent from my iPhone

zippy_w_pinhead August 8, 2012 at 5:00 pm

I think Obama just slapped Mittens in the face with his slick Willie…

MittBorg August 8, 2012 at 6:24 pm

Where do I download it?

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 8, 2012 at 7:34 pm

Oh, I have a download for you…, wait, are you male or female…, ah hell, doesn't matter.

MittBorg August 8, 2012 at 11:01 pm

Doesn't matter to me, either. (Leers at Lionel encouragingly)

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 10, 2012 at 2:45 am

Just be gentle. And when you speak of this, and you will, be kind.

MinAgain August 8, 2012 at 6:47 pm

See, this is why Mitt wears the magic underwear. It's flame retardant.

tessiee August 8, 2012 at 6:48 pm

"Obama slapping all the white people in the face (with his penis)"

I would pay money to watch President Obama slap Mitt in the face with his penis.
Except that Mitt would probably enjoy it too much.
And also, I don't have money.

rocktonsam August 8, 2012 at 7:12 pm

maybe Miten$ $hould wear $arah's $uperman $hirt.

/fixed

emmelemm August 8, 2012 at 8:02 pm

Mitzi Warbucks. That is fucking-A awesome best nickname ever. Can I use that?

tessiee August 9, 2012 at 1:05 am

Sure, why not? Go for it.

BZ1 August 8, 2012 at 10:43 pm

Mittens can't remember everything, especially being for it before being agin' anything the prez says!

mavenmaven August 8, 2012 at 3:47 pm

Do Electoral Sheeple Dream of Dangling Chads?

tessiee August 8, 2012 at 6:51 pm

Do tastefully decorated Romneys dream of eclectic sheeple?

MittBorg August 8, 2012 at 4:49 pm

Yeah, at some point missing it is a lot more satisfying than actually, you know, *having* it.

SorosBot August 8, 2012 at 5:11 pm

You certainly are; and I'm very lucky.

Geminisunmars August 8, 2012 at 6:56 pm

Lucky him.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 8, 2012 at 6:06 pm

I know, just one word instead of needing the nastiest, bare backinest, hard dickinest, ball slappiest interracial porno there is.

MittBorg August 8, 2012 at 6:19 pm

That's for us ancient peeps who can barely get it up any more.

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 8, 2012 at 7:37 pm

Until they post the video, I'm not buying any of it.

emmelemm August 8, 2012 at 8:00 pm

"Get the hose!"

horsedreamer_1 August 8, 2012 at 9:23 pm

With his heart, I doubt Viagra would be a welcome bedroom enhancement.

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