SNITCHES GET STITCHES FROM OBAMACARE  12:45 pm August 8, 2012

Obama ‘Basketball’ Fund-Raiser Will Be Full Of Terrible Famous Black Millionaires, Also Hip-Hop, Probably Too

by Jesse Taylor

snitchin on his oral hygeineBarack Obama likes basketball, and so will hold a basketball-themed fundraiser. (Presumably he will do other stereotypically black things, like hold a massive rummage sale for his giant stockpile of old Alizé.) The Washington Free Bacon is covering this event by doing the responsible journalism the Lamestream Media won’t, and exposing all of the tall, rich black men who almost certainly have giant equipment … in their spacious homes for practicing basketball.

Politico reports that the Obama campaign has announced the “Obama Classic,” a fundraiser starring former and current NBA stars. Those announced to attend include failed baseball player Michael Jordan, “Ewing Theory” namesake Patrick Ewing, and anti-police activist Carmelo Anthony.

Hahaha, that’s cute how the greatest basketball player of all time is actually a failed baseball player! And how one of the greatest centers of all time is awful because he couldn’t win a championship with the Knicks, just like pretty much everyone ever! And how Carmelo Anthony is an “activist”! I mean, have you seen him on the court?

So lazy.

While best known for his disappointing stints with the Denver Nuggets and New York Knicks, Anthony has also taken up the mantle of the “stop snitchin’” movement, appearing in a video promoting drug use and encouraging those who are questioned by the police to refuse to “snitch” on drug dealers, murderers, and other criminals[.]

By “appearing in,” Free Bacon means “standing next to his idiot friend laughing hysterically because this is ridiculous.”

In one segment, Anthony stands on a street, wearing a red shirt and baseball hat and laughing while another man talks about life on the street, snitches and the NBA. Anthony, 20, doesn’t respond to any of the comments about violence, except to laugh.

Also, via Wikipedia, the Stop Snitchin’ videos actually helped catch corrupt police officers, because Carmelo Anthony is a Machiavellian genius.

The publicity of Stop Snitchin’ actually helped to identify several corrupt police officers in the Baltimore area such as former BPD officers William King and Antonio Murray who were sentenced to 315 and 139 years in prison, respectively, following an investigation caused by the DVD which identified the officers as drug traffickers.

Discount Bacon doesn’t stop there, though, oh, no. This is all a part of a grand conspiracy to make The Wire a reality on our streets.

Like President Obama, Anthony has declared his affection for The Wire, HBO’s critically acclaimed drug drama. An Obama donor recently hosted a controversial Wire-themed fundraiser for the president’s reelection campaign.

We are all millionaire athlete gay stick-up men now. #Obama2012

A hint to Carmelo Anthony: take a page from Ice-T and advocate shooting cops for freedom.

[Washington Free Bacon]

 
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timbo71351 August 8, 2012 at 12:49 pm

Jesus Christ, just scream the "N-word" for 20 solid minutes and get it over with.

freakishlywrong August 8, 2012 at 12:50 pm

What's the over/under this event will finally prompt exactly that?

Jus_Wonderin August 8, 2012 at 12:56 pm

Dr. Laura, is that you??????

RedneckMuslin August 8, 2012 at 12:56 pm

"Jesus Christ, just scream the "N-word" for 20 solid minutes and get it over with. "

Haven't been round a basketball court much, have ya.

Tundra Grifter August 8, 2012 at 1:34 pm

There is a hilarious Richard Pryor bit where that's basically what he did. Before he dropped the word forever, of course.

proudgrampa August 8, 2012 at 6:21 pm

I was thinking of the SNL bit where he and Chevy Chase trade racial epithets.

Word Association: http://www.hulu.com/watch/1477

emmelemm August 8, 2012 at 2:12 pm

Not sure 20 minutes would do. Give it an hour and we'll talk.

Jus_Wonderin August 8, 2012 at 12:49 pm

When I heard this on NPR this morning my very first thought was about all the racist commenters (everywhere) and what they might say. Then I went back to bed and tried to snuff myself with my pillow. Thankfully, my weiner dog didn't want me to die and nuzzled in to find me.

Biff August 8, 2012 at 1:01 pm

Whooo! Dachsund!

freakishlywrong August 8, 2012 at 1:10 pm

I fucking love weiner dogs. And Dachsunds as well.

Lascauxcaveman August 8, 2012 at 1:19 pm

I find it hard to believe that anyone with a wiener dog (or a kitten) in the house would ever contemplate suicide.

emmelemm August 8, 2012 at 2:12 pm

"Weiner dog saved my life."

Nostrildamus August 8, 2012 at 2:54 pm

Apropos: Miso vs. World

(my daughter made this)

Jus_Wonderin August 8, 2012 at 2:58 pm

Perfect! Cute doggie!

ChernobylSoup August 8, 2012 at 12:51 pm

I begrudgingly admire the "failed baseball player Michael Jordan" remark.

MissTaken August 8, 2012 at 12:54 pm

as Childish Gambino aka Donald Glover says:
'they said me rappin
was like MJ and baseball
but that would make me MJ
so motherfuck all y'all'

Come here a minute August 8, 2012 at 12:55 pm

It only follows that if they call Obama a failed president they are calling him the most successful president ever.

BerkeleyBear August 8, 2012 at 5:56 pm

The "Ewing Theory" drop (the idea that sometimes an otherwise awesome player can actually keep the rest of his team from achieving their highest potential) is an interesting attempt at crossover humor, but most Bill Simmons' readers probably would love the chance to be at any event with Ewing, MJ and Carmelo.

Schmannnity August 8, 2012 at 12:52 pm

Washington Free Bacon? I guess Obama really is the Food Stamp President.

Butch_Wagstaff August 8, 2012 at 7:17 pm

Goes nicely with the government cheese.

freakishlywrong August 8, 2012 at 12:52 pm

NONE of these athletes had better not be wearing a magenta uniform. Just sayin'.

Dr. Nick Riviera August 8, 2012 at 12:53 pm

Mitt Romney has famous athletic friends too! Right, Rafalca?

Tequila Mockingbird August 8, 2012 at 12:58 pm

Some of his best friends own black people basketball teams!

mlle_derp August 8, 2012 at 1:05 pm

Yeah- Team USA might have won gold in dressage if Romney's wife's horse hadn't been affirmative actioned onto the team…

lunchbox360 August 8, 2012 at 1:22 pm

He knows plenty of people in Sport.

1stNewtontheMoon August 8, 2012 at 1:43 pm

Exactly what I was thinking. He talks like an annoying post-grad student who just got back from the old country and starts saying, "cheers [even though my religion forbids drinking]," and other bullshit euro-phrases to impress us all.

either that or Mittbot's internal translating processor was filtering the English to German to English (again).

Weenus299 August 8, 2012 at 1:58 pm

Dude, Douglas J. Neidemayer and Eric Marmalard are fictional characters.

BerkeleyBear August 8, 2012 at 5:59 pm

Neigh, neigh, neigh. Foot stamp! Whinny.

Consulting my horse to human athlete translator:

Fuck that noise! Motherfucker claimed he didn't even know when my event was! After I trained all my God-damned life for the Olympics. He ain't no friend of mine.

Oh, and I want to thank my personal savior, the ass Jesus rode into Jerusalem, for giving me the ability to overcome such adversity and lack of support to make it to this level.

horsedreamer_1 August 8, 2012 at 6:39 pm

Danny Ainge. Shawn Bradley. Jimmer Fredette.

SorosBot August 8, 2012 at 12:54 pm

Will the basketball player who sexed up Sarah Palin be there too?

mlle_derp August 8, 2012 at 1:01 pm

AOTK?

Tundra Grifter August 8, 2012 at 1:42 pm

Which Wonketter came up with that?

FlownOver August 8, 2012 at 5:47 pm

I tried it out as "AOT,K" but everyone was all "fuck punctuation." As usual.

Tundra Grifter August 8, 2012 at 7:22 pm

WIN !

SmutBoffin August 8, 2012 at 12:54 pm

But will they play the basket sports game? WILL OBAMA PLAY THE SPORTS GAME FREE BACON WHAT GOOD ARE YOU?

ChernobylSoup August 8, 2012 at 12:54 pm

Shoulda called Larry Bird.

Lascauxcaveman August 8, 2012 at 1:27 pm

And John Stockton. And that hosehead Steve Nash, eh?

1stNewtontheMoon August 8, 2012 at 1:45 pm

Nash is Canadian and he is almost as proficient at fulfilling the best Canadian stereotypes as he is at running an NBA offense.

WhatTheHeck August 8, 2012 at 12:54 pm

We are all millionaire athlete gay stick-up men now

Dennis Rodman is showing up in a dress, again?

Callyson August 8, 2012 at 12:55 pm

that’s cute how the greatest basketball player of all time is actually a failed baseball player!

Ronald Reagan = failed actor

George W Bush = failed baseball executive

John Mc Cain = failed war pilot

Hey, this game is fun!

OK, Wonketteers, any suggestions on what Mittens failed at, other than running for president?

Schmannnity August 8, 2012 at 12:58 pm

Failed Senate candidate.

Fukui-sanYesOta August 8, 2012 at 12:59 pm

"failed human simulacrum"

MissTaken August 8, 2012 at 12:59 pm

Failed 2008 GOP Presidential candidate

Mittens Howell, III August 8, 2012 at 1:03 pm

Mitt Romney:

failed dog sitter

failed hair dresser

failed cyborg

MacRaith August 8, 2012 at 1:05 pm

Failed dog owner.

Except that doesn't do him justice. He's a completely catastrophic dog owner.

elviouslyqueer August 8, 2012 at 1:06 pm

Failed non-asshole.

chicken_thief August 8, 2012 at 1:07 pm

His driving test in France?

kittensdontlie August 8, 2012 at 1:28 pm

Failed jeans model.
Failed job creator.
Failed taxpayer.
Failed human.
Failed. Failed. Failed.

fartknocker August 8, 2012 at 1:33 pm

Wins in the Mom Jeans category and Luxemburg tax havens
Fails in shopping for groceries and home improvement/repair

Weenus299 August 8, 2012 at 2:00 pm

Blowing Ronald Reagan's inflatable legacy?

UnholyMoses August 8, 2012 at 2:08 pm

Failed 2008 2012 Presidential Candidate

FlownOver August 8, 2012 at 5:48 pm

Every polygraph ever.

fawkedifiknow August 8, 2012 at 12:55 pm

I wonder if any of Romney's friends who own NBA teams will be invited?

BarackMyWorld August 8, 2012 at 12:55 pm

Would Free Bacon refer to an Olympic Gold Medalist as someone who "failed to win a silver"?

pdiddycornchips August 8, 2012 at 1:43 pm

Who is "Free Bacon"? Did Ron Artest change his name again?

coolhandnuke August 8, 2012 at 12:55 pm

No wonder the Washington Generals have lost 11,542 straight to the Harlem Globetrotters–it's all that Washington free bacon.

Beowoof August 8, 2012 at 12:56 pm

Oh oh a room full of black guys, makes old white guys very nervous.

thefrontpage August 8, 2012 at 12:56 pm

I was a pro basketball player for nine years, made a couple million, and now live comfortably, and I support Obama. So I'll be at the party, too. It should be fun. Basketball was fun, I met a lot of girls, made a lot of money, and I now enjoy my two houses, one a beach house, three cars, beautiful model wife, and two kids, and two dogs (pure-bred, of course). So just because you play basketball and make a lot of money and live a comfortable life, that doesn't mean that you cannot support a Democrat for president! I also have a line of fashionable sportswear, a line of men's formal wear, a cologne, and a line of custom-made water bottles, travel mugs and coffee mugs. Joe Biden is a friend of mine, too. Obama and Biden are pretty good at pick-up basketball, too!

BaldarTFlagass August 8, 2012 at 1:06 pm

Mr Barkley, I thought you played for more than 9 years.

fartknocker August 8, 2012 at 1:34 pm

Thanks rich NBA athlete for all your job creation. Do you enjoy dressage and if so, what is the name of your dancing, prancing pony?

Tundra Grifter August 8, 2012 at 1:36 pm

If were were a pro basketball player for 9 years and you've been out of the game more than about 2 years, you would have declared BK by now.

Just sayin'.

fuflans August 8, 2012 at 3:44 pm

i think the key question here is what is he doing on wonkette?

FlownOver August 8, 2012 at 5:51 pm

Dear Forbes Forum:

I never thought this would happen to me, but…

Negropolis August 9, 2012 at 2:31 am

Ummmm, WTF?

thefrontpage August 9, 2012 at 12:56 pm

Why wtf? Read what I said! I'm a pro basketball player, retired, who made a lot of money and supports Obama and Biden! And I have a big house, lots of money, a trophy wife, some cars, and I am a Democrat! That's the message–that the rich and athletic and succesful and good-looking can also support Democrats.

Dr. Nick Riviera August 8, 2012 at 12:57 pm

I heard Rafalca is a failed gymnast

ChernobylSoup August 8, 2012 at 1:02 pm

and a failed bottle of Elmer's Glue.

SwanSwanH August 8, 2012 at 12:59 pm

Cue a regatta-themed fundraiser for the other guy, featuring failed casino owner Donald Trump, rudder-post failure Dennis Conner and Judge Elihu Smails.

Poindexter718 August 8, 2012 at 2:31 pm

I'll say the toast:
It's easy to grin/
when your ship comes in/
and you've got the IRS beat.
But a man worthwhile/
is the man who can smile/
when his magic underwear's too tight in the seat.
–Judge Smails

weejee August 8, 2012 at 12:59 pm

Ah, the Washington Free Bacon. That wonderful TeaTurd blog founded by Matthew In-Continetti

b[redact]opple August 8, 2012 at 2:35 pm

I'll never forgive myself for that time I was walking down L Street, espied that sad twat, and refrained from kicking him in the face. I mean just look at it! http://is.gd/yENFoF

weejee August 8, 2012 at 3:48 pm

Obvs, Alfred E. Neuman will get on the cover of GQ before Incontinetti.

Butch_Wagstaff August 8, 2012 at 7:24 pm

Probably got pantsed everyday by the jocks, goths, AND the nerds.

Goonemeritus August 8, 2012 at 12:59 pm

It’s not like Romney hasn’t taken a stop snitching stand with his tax accountants.

noodlesalad August 8, 2012 at 1:00 pm

I prefer the "Stop Bitchin" movement, whereby you kick the shit out of racist pieces of trash like Washington Free Bacon.

DahBoner August 8, 2012 at 3:25 pm

Dear Sir or Madam, Please sign me up for a free subscription!

Maman August 8, 2012 at 1:00 pm

I thought the key was to advocate for gun rights and make them forget you previously advocated killing cops… So when they support you they are actually supporting killing cops by the laws of syllogism…

Biff August 8, 2012 at 1:00 pm

When I realized Larry Bird would not be in attendance, I respectfully declined the invitation.

bikerlaureate August 8, 2012 at 1:01 pm

"Controversial," in this article, couldn't be more redundant if it tried.

I don't remember this kind of bitterness when non-blah incumbents held fundraisers, but that's probably what comes from being outside the Beltway.

Goonemeritus August 8, 2012 at 1:04 pm

Why doesn’t Obama hold fundraisers with sports that are dominated by white people like Luge & Curling? Could it be he has a deep seated resentment of white people?

GunToting[Redacted] August 8, 2012 at 2:13 pm

Duh, black people are afraid of cold weather. That's why you never see them skiing.

Negropolis August 9, 2012 at 2:33 am

And, that's why you never see blah people in Chicago, and Cleveland, and Milwaukee, and especially why you don't see them at all in Detroit.

Biel_ze_Bubba August 8, 2012 at 7:44 pm

Those may be the last sports that actually are dominated by white people. (And hockey, but that's awfully working-class.) Golf, cricket, and tennis got s(p)oiled years ago.

There's always yachting, but there are about as many Democrats as blacks in yachting circles. It's hard to have a fundraiser with three guests, no matter how much you charge them.

owhatever August 8, 2012 at 1:04 pm

Romney counters with a fundraiser featuring the Westboro Baptist Church Chanters.

eggsacklywright August 8, 2012 at 1:04 pm

I gotta bassetball Jones.

Biff August 8, 2012 at 1:05 pm

I'm reasonably certain that it is not by accident that Bain Capital owns no NBA franchises.

Assumes facts not in evidence, I know…

Advn2rgirl August 8, 2012 at 1:06 pm

MJ: "I'll do what I can to help y'all. But, the game's out there, and it's play or get played. That simple. "

Anthony: "For a cold-ass crew of gangstaz, y'all carried it like Republicans and shit."

coolhandnuke August 8, 2012 at 1:07 pm

Much assploding heads in wingnutville over this one. They'll need to slip the "Hoosiers" VHS in and drift back to blissful absolutes where the scrappy underdog traditional valued white kids beat them.

Mittens Howell, III August 8, 2012 at 1:07 pm

Some of Mitt Romney's friends own NBA teams.

Estproph August 8, 2012 at 1:10 pm

Washington Free Bacon = failed journalism.

Biff August 8, 2012 at 1:10 pm

Where all the WNBA women at?

BaldarTFlagass August 8, 2012 at 1:18 pm

What's a "WNBA?"

—NBA fans

Chet Kincaid_ August 8, 2012 at 3:58 pm

Misty May and Kerri have no idea why their sport consisting of one team and an international cast of Washington Generals in bikinis is more popular than the WNBA! Beach Volleyball uniforms are entirely practical! Doesn't everyone want more opportunities for sand to reach their nethers?

Negropolis August 9, 2012 at 2:34 am

A WNBA is what happens when a mommy and another mommy love each other very much…like so much that it's illegal in certain states.

UnholyMoses August 8, 2012 at 2:11 pm

Many are on the USA Olympic team and are kicking the living shit out of the rest of the world.

Just like they've done in every international game since 1992.

USA! USA! USA!

Mumbletypeg August 8, 2012 at 2:39 pm

"True, 'dat."

elviouslyqueer August 8, 2012 at 1:11 pm

Oh, I get it. The Free Beacon is like Breitbart, only with an IQ that's slightly above 10 and with a smidge less racism.

Fraudulently_Joe August 8, 2012 at 1:12 pm

Didn't Michael Jordan actually jump over to baseball to fulfill a promise to one of his dead parents?

Assholes.

DerrickWildcat August 8, 2012 at 1:13 pm

Billy "Whitey" White better not be playing!

BaldarTFlagass August 8, 2012 at 1:17 pm

"An Obama donor recently hosted a controversial Wire-themed fundraiser for the president’s reelection campaign."

It was a lot more interesting than the Leave It to Beaver-themed fundraiser that was held for the Mittster. Except when the keynote speaker dropped the "stay home and help the boys pack fudge" line.

Extemporanus August 8, 2012 at 1:19 pm

According to Jerome Cosi, Obama's just looking for an excuse to do Blow.

emmelemm August 8, 2012 at 2:16 pm

Man, you take me back.

Extemporanus August 8, 2012 at 5:18 pm

These are the breaks, old timer.

fuflans August 8, 2012 at 3:44 pm

well to be fair, who isn't?

Extemporanus August 8, 2012 at 5:18 pm
Shypixel August 8, 2012 at 1:19 pm

Of course he had to come up with twisted, convoluted reasons to dislike the attendees.

You can't just speak the truth these days: Black = Scary

Why is this so hard for people to understand? I'm pretty sure this is in the Bible somewhere…

mlle_derp August 8, 2012 at 1:36 pm

And if a stranger sojourn with thee in your land, ye shall not vex him.
But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the LORD your God.

Shypixel August 8, 2012 at 1:47 pm

Don't quote the Liberal Bible to me. The only one that counts is the Conservative, Tea-Party Bible, which edits out all that lib claptrap that has snuck in over the years.

The new version of Leviticus 19:33-34 is:

And if a stranger sojourn with thee in your land, ye shall not vex him, unless he be black, or mexican, or any color really, other than lily white. Or if he be Muslim, and if he be not white, than he surely is Muslim.

But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be blamed for all your ills, and for taking your jobs, and deported, and there shall be no amnesty; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt, but were still much better than those ragheads: I am the LORD your God.

GunToting[Redacted] August 8, 2012 at 2:15 pm

"or any color really, other than lily white"

What if he is orange?

FlownOver August 8, 2012 at 6:23 pm

"Now therefore ye are cursed, and there shall none of you be freed from being bondmen, and hewers of wood and drawers of water for the house of my God."

Joshua 9:23, KJV

Callyson August 8, 2012 at 1:20 pm

And in a related story–some GOP lackey describes us Obama supporters as mental cases:

"There was a disappointment tonight. I was very embarrassed. I was in this parking lot and there was a man looking for a space to park, and I found a space for him. And I felt badly — he looked like he was sort of in distress. And I said, 'Sir, here's a place.' And he said, 'That's a handicapped space.' I said, 'Oh I'm so sorry, I saw that Obama sticker and I thought you were mentally retarded."

http://earlyreturns.sites.post-gazette.com/index….

IOKIYAR again….

Asshole.

SorosBot August 8, 2012 at 1:38 pm

I'm sure Sarah Palin will be all offended by this.

deanbooth August 8, 2012 at 8:07 pm

"I I I have a stuh stuh stuh der."

[A great Curb your Enthusiasm bit. Larry later used the line to grab a handicap stall.]

larrykat August 8, 2012 at 1:21 pm

I'm just glad I didn't have to read "'Melo"…

lunchbox360 August 8, 2012 at 1:26 pm

Wow! Those blahs sure are uppity with their millions of dollars and gigantic equipment.

Monsieur_Grumpe August 8, 2012 at 1:30 pm

Black millionaires, who are you kidding? Really? Do the Republicans know about this?

Tundra Grifter August 8, 2012 at 1:37 pm

"The greatest basketball player of all time…"

Bill Russell libel!

SorosBot August 8, 2012 at 1:46 pm

No, Wilt Chamberlain libel! No one else has ever managed to score over a hundred points in a single game.

UnholyMoses August 8, 2012 at 2:13 pm

11 rings over the course of a career > 100 points in a single game

Tundra Grifter August 8, 2012 at 2:39 pm

THANK You!

It's all about the hardware.

PS: Take a look some time at how many World Series rings Yogi Berra has – player, coach, manager. Astonishing.

FlownOver August 8, 2012 at 5:59 pm

20,000 anything, but particularly that, > some jewelry.

UnholyMoses August 9, 2012 at 9:53 am

Touché …

Negropolis August 9, 2012 at 2:37 am

Well, that, and it's easy to dominate in the early era of a sport, particularly when everyone (including the players) are still learning how to play the game and you are quite literally building the game around yourself. That, and everyone was shorter and smaller back then. lol

Tundra Grifter August 8, 2012 at 1:41 pm

Based on the reports of the Romney Family 4th of July Picnic and Field Day, the theme of a (r)Money fundraiser would be any game Mittens is guaranteed to win.

Mr. Obama is well-known for getting very upset if anyone ever tries to play "client golf" with him.

1stNewtontheMoon August 8, 2012 at 1:49 pm

If Mitt hosts a dressage themed fundraiser can attendees write off the cost of ticket as a business loss?

Biff August 8, 2012 at 2:22 pm

I'd be willing to let the bastards write off all their rMoney campaign contributions as losses if they'd just shut the fuck up and go away after the election.

pdiddycornchips August 8, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Guinness Book of World Records will be monitoring this fundraiser as it will likely be the largest sausage fest in history.

Shypixel August 8, 2012 at 1:53 pm

Ha! I see what you did there!

1stNewtontheMoon August 8, 2012 at 3:03 pm

You are sorely mistaken. Have you ever seen a pack of NBA groupies? It resembles an AVN awards pre-party.

Negropolis August 9, 2012 at 2:38 am

Party at Elton John's house libel, yo!

1stNewtontheMoon August 8, 2012 at 1:56 pm

The stop snitching bit is hilarious. It was 8 years ago. Anthony was 20 years old at the time and not "known for disappointing stints" with the Nuggets or Knicks but for kicking so much ass that he led Syracuse to win the NCAA tournament as a freshman.

Antispandex August 8, 2012 at 2:18 pm

I know we have a negro President, but you mean to tell me that "those people", are allowed to go to Washingotn D.C. (our holy national capitol, amen), and play basketball, and be all political? This may be the worst thing ever…well, at least since we annexed Texas.

TribecaMike August 8, 2012 at 4:19 pm

Whoa whao whoa, back up — We have a waaaaa???!!!!

Gleem McShineys August 8, 2012 at 2:48 pm

Dear Free B(e)acon:

Usually it is called a "dog whistle" — not an air horn.

Next time be a little more subtle, like using the words Knickers, niggardly, dark horse, enigmas, and of course, tar-baby into your story.

fuflans August 8, 2012 at 2:51 pm

what?

mrblifil August 8, 2012 at 2:52 pm

You mean like Mama Grizzly was a failed politician?

Shypixel August 8, 2012 at 2:57 pm

And a failed pundit, failed journalist, failed mother, failed college student, failed follower of jesus… the list just goes on and on…

BZ1 August 8, 2012 at 4:32 pm

The Wash Free Bacon is a fronted by "the Center for American Freedom, a non-profit organization dedicated to preserving and protecting the Constitution and American freedoms, while educating the American public on how to morally and wisely use their freedoms." (gag, gag) Note the Constitution is invoked whenever the loons want to justify shot-em-ups.

ttommyunger August 8, 2012 at 5:09 pm

I can't jump or dribble but I can shoot like a motherfucker, so it's all good.

Negropolis August 9, 2012 at 2:39 am

Americans excel in shooting of nearly every kind.

ttommyunger August 9, 2012 at 7:14 am

And we're shooting craps over this Iran thing, big time.Sent from my iPhone

Butch_Wagstaff August 8, 2012 at 7:40 pm

Don't forget "deNIGrate". Seems to be one of Romney's favorite words to criticize Obama.

Butch_Wagstaff August 8, 2012 at 7:41 pm

I clicked on the link thinking free bacon might be involved. Damn you, Wonkette! I want my free bacon!

JohnnyBrooklyn August 8, 2012 at 11:34 pm

Somewhere in here there's a dressage joke in here involving Rafalka and Anne Romney's virginity but rather than think of it I'd rather just call these tools a bunch of racists and go to bed.

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