He looks niceWell here is a nice young man, Fred E. Ray Smith, running for Oklahoma state Senate, from jail, where he was taken for warrants and drunk driving and driving without a license or registration, and also he owes so much child support and his ex has a protective order out against him. We assume he is going to win, because “R-Oklahoma.” But let us take a moment to admire what his campaign manager/fiancee, SunShine Fox, has to say about the whole mishegas.

Fox, who is engaged to Smith, said it was a simple oversight that Smith didn’t pay the fines and that Smith has been making regular payments in child support, but recently became unemployed.
Fox said all of Smith’s paycheck goes to child support every month.
“Don’t you wish all men would do that?” Fox said.

Weeeellll …. sure! Sounds like a swell fella! Good on you, SunShine! (Run, girl. Run like the wind.)

Anyway, he is running to represent Ada, which has at least one gas station (we have been there!), but is currently actually represented by a Democrat lady, which is weird. But Okie Dems are a different type of Dem anyway, so don’t worry, your brain does not have to essplode.


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  • OkieDokieDog

    Le sigh.

    • Limeylizzie

      Sorry, baby, but on the other hand I had an amazingly torrid 5 year affair of the heart with a man who was originally from Lawton, OK.

      • OkieDokieDog

        Not all Okie menfolk are bad, but a lot of the ones who are go into politics or become cops.

    • mc544898

      hey sorry weird question but did you used to have a bog on open salon? JW?

  • noodlesalad

    But isn't the whole state basically a prison, anyway? I'm pretty sure I've seen people sentenced to 12 years of Hard Oklahoma.

    • Hard Oklahoma sounds like a Tom of Finland travelogue

      • Typodong3

        Isnt that the ex-pat brother of Hard Gay?

        Yeah. You go look that up.

      • Callyson

        Wasn't he in a porno a couple of years back?

    • imobannon

      I'm up for parole soon. Oh, and you're both wrong… Hard Oklahoma is my cell mate.

    • rickmaci

      Yep. I saw that episode of Lock Up on MSNBC last Friday, too.

  • Estproph

    He looks like March from The Men Of The White Power Movement Calendar.

    • *fapplause*

      But really — I was wondering if this guy's mug is what your average paid party clown looks like without the makeup.

    • tessiee

      But before you get too excited, you should know that Mr. February is Lowell Turpin.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Are all 12 wearing orange, by any chance? Because that would be a good thing.

  • Billmatic

    Is SunShine Fox a stripper name or what

    • nounverb911

      G-Stringer for Fox and Friends.

    • chicken_thief

      Bitch has gotta support her unemployed boy toy, but soon to be state senator, somehow.

    • Harrison Wintergreen

      Can't really tell from her G+ profile. She does appear to enjoy sucking on lemons though.

      • tessiee

        Duckface AND Karl Malden's nose? Not a good combination.

        • Picking on her for her looks is cruel. It's those little chiclet teeth that are freaking me out.

          • Billmatic

            I was just bagging on her dumb name, is that still okay?

          • I'd suggest double-bagging. And triple-wrapping.

    • It beats her first name: Mylinda.

      • Thanx for finding that out, She looks just like an ex-stripper I knew in Little Rock, but her name was Ronnie and Ronnie wasn't very political.

        Memories, memories…

        • Billmatic

          That was a MAN, baby.

          • No, I don't think so…Did you you see the pic on Google+?

            I'm kinda an expert on such things and that's a chick.

          • Billmatic

            Talkin about Ronnie, son. ;o)

          • We're friends, just go ahead and call me "boy", for short.

            Ronnie was a 22 year old bottomless stripper whom I knew, shall we say, intimately and she was not, is not and never had been a guy.

            No, it wasn't short for Veronica…her Arkie parents just had strange taste in names. My fault though, I should have 'splained, I suppose.

          • emmelemm

            I'm sorry, what's a bottomless stripper? Did she not have a bottom?

    • rickmaci

      Whole thing seems like some kind of labor/management problem.

  • Dildeaux

    Got a purdy mouf though.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Ol' SunShine better git that sandwich made and git it down to the pokey; Freddie Ray is gittin' hungry, an' when he gits hungry, he gits angry.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      You just know this guy's gonna weigh in at a cool 250 lbs in about 20 years, so why not get started now?

      • IonaTrailer

        The crystal meth can take care of that.

  • PuckStopsHere

    With his resume, you'd think he'd be the republican candidate for US Senate from Oklahoma.

    • HistoriCat

      Compared to Inhofe or Coburn he's small potatoes. One of them may be grooming him as a successor though …

  • Barb_

    Sunshine Fox sounds like the kind of gal who planning to wear a tube top to Fred's Senate swearing in ceremony. Not her white one though, that is being kept in her cedar box for their wedding.

    • chicken_thief

      The tube top will give the attendees a great view of her tramp stamp.

    • kittensdontlie

      By 'cedar box', you mean the cardboard box down by the cedar tree…that sits next to the ford tiempo up on cement blocks…?

  • Gonna be hard kissing babbies from behind bars.

    Obviously, he studied at the Joe Walsh "YOU LIE!" School of Politicking. He must have missed the final for "Ducking Jail 101". Core course, too.

  • nounverb911

    When does Joe Walsh come campaign for him?

    • BaldarTFlagass

      Maybe he's Joe's estranged son. Acorns and trees and falling, etc.

    • RadioBowels

      Right before we vote for Charlie Manson over Obamao.

    • After The Eagles do their 10th reunion tour?

  • chicken_thief

    I'm sure it's just some sort of mix up and it will all get straightened out. He looks such a nice young man.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    "warrants and drunk driving and driving without a license or registration, and also he owes so much child support and his ex has a protective order out against him."

    Well, I don't see how he can lose; he has all the boxes checked in his curriculum vitae to be a Republican legislator.

    • NorthStarSpanx

      Well, there's no infamous misunderstanding in that one gas station's bathroom stall. . .yet.

    • Biff

      No rentboy altercations yet, though…

    • HistoriCat

      I'm worried he may over-qualified.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Yeagh! A no-soul ginger! I'm only surprised his first name isn't "Donny."

    • DonnyKerabotsos


  • CrunchyKnee

    As long as he denies man made climate change for Jesus, that fucker is a lock for the seat.

    • bflrtsplk

      Don`t fergit anti-choice, drill baby drill, war war war and birf surtiphicat. These Repugs sure make it Hard to be so stupid.

  • To be fair, somebody has to raise the bar in the Republican Party.

    • IonaTrailer

      I thought that was John Boner at the bar.

  • Goonemeritus

    Not your father’s country club Republican!

    I submit this campaign slogan as a small sample of the creative ideas I feel I can bring to the Party.

    • bflrtsplk

      And the Party thanks you, as soon as you send that fat contribution check.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Well, I certainly hope he's out of the hoosegow in time to get on down to Tampa to fulfill his duties as Republican delegate from OK at the convention.

  • chicken_thief

    Your move, Joe Walsh.

  • DaSandman

    Wasn't he in Oklahoma the musical?

    • James Michael Curley

      No. That was "Prisoners of Love"

      Prisoners of love,
      Blue skies above.
      Can't keep our hearts in jail .

  • He's got widespread appeal, what with having all the vices of a big-city lawyer and the clean-cut looks of a Timothy McVeigh — how could Oklahomans go wrong in voting for this candidate?

  • ♪♫ We don't smoke marriwhojee in Muskogee
    We don't take our trips on LSD
    We still burn the libtardz down on Main Street
    Our politics are wingnutty, whoop whoopie ♫♪

  • badseeds

    What's that banjo music?

  • hagajim

    Doesn't the name SunShine tell you something? Oh – and iis it just me, or does this kid look something like Tim McVeigh?

    • tessiee

      They all look like Tim McVeigh.
      Except the hairy ones; they look like Ted Kaczynski.

  • Ducksworthy

    Well, lets see now. Child support orders and drunk driving laws are artifacts of big gubbermint intrusion into the lives of free citizens so… this deadbeat drunk is a martyr for freedom and should be in the Oklahoma Senate. Makes sense to me…

  • Not_So_Much

    The color orange really brings out the compassion and empathy in his eyes.

    • sewollef

      John Boehner libel!

  • decay500

    In OK, every Chik-Feel-A will be a sanctioned voting station. The turnout will be record-setting. Forget that homo crap they put on the ballots to draw in the gomers…. Lipids trump all.

    • bflrtsplk

      A free side of waffle potato fries for the first 50 customers marking their ballots with genuine Chick Fil A grease spots.

  • bflrtsplk

    A guy I knew sent a post card from OK City one time that said: “Destroy this place.“

  • ph7

    Fox said all of Smith's paycheck goes to child support every month.
    “Don't you wish all men would do that?” Fox said..

    It's called wage garnishment. It's not a choice. But it also probably explains why he now unemployed, because this super swell guy realized that he got none of the money he earned, just his stupid kids, so he stopped working.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba


      On a related note, how long can it be before GOPtard legislators exempt their paychecks from garnishment?

  • Fox said all of Smith’s paycheck goes to child support every month.
    “Don’t you wish all men would do that?” Fox said.

    Definitely "Father of the Year" material. Obviously her life is going to be one long Frank Capra movie. As soon as her fiancé gets out of jail, that is.

  • Terry

    He could use his mug shot in his campaign ads, just to show how tough he is. No pansy assed liberal or immigrant would pull one over on him.

  • Say, Editrix? How did you miss this gem on page 2?

    Fox said Smith would have to miss a Konawa Tea Party event scheduled for Tuesday night.

  • Texan_Bulldog

    My last name is Fox and it is sometimes hard to combine that surname with a first name that does not make you sound like a stripper. But SunShine's parents appeared to be going full throttle that direction because….well, Oklahoma.

    • emmelemm


  • GhostBuggy

    He couldn't figure out a way to avoid jail time? What kind of Republican is this?

  • BaldarTFlagass

    I'm just surprised that he's not wearing a "wife-beater" in that photo.

  • tessiee

    Wasn't this an episode of "Judge Judy"?
    In fact, wasn't this every episode of "Judge Judy"?

  • tessiee

    Annnnnddd, we have a running mate for Mitt.

    • sewollef

      He's not a plumber by chance….?

  • tessiee

    "Fox said all of Smith’s paycheck goes to child support every month.
    “Don’t you wish all men would do that?” Fox said."

    No, I wish all men who have children would a) marry, and b) stay married to, the children's mothers, and be real, full-time partners in making a home and raising their children; instead of keeping their options open so that they can walk away whenever they decide they'd rather be doing something else.
    Failing that, I wish all men who have children would support them, instead of getting so far behind in their child support that making up the shortfall took up their entire paycheck.
    The only reason this guy isn't a deadbeat dad is because he *was* a deadbeat dad for so long that the court system had to take over his parental responsibilities for him.

  • Biff

    I spent a day and night in OK one time. I was hauling a 14' wide load and couldn't move after dark, so I stopped in Boise City in the Panhandle for the night. Saw the prettiest girl I'd ever seen in my life at the Alsup's Market there. Turned out to be 16 with 3 kids already. Come to think of it, I believe her nametag said Sunshine…

  • tessiee

    Another member of the Wayne Lee Ray club.

    • IonaTrailer

      You can never have too many first names.

  • Misty Malarky

    I'd hit that.

    • vtxmcrider

      That look on his face says that somebody did last night.

  • tessiee

    "Fox said all of Smith’s paycheck goes to child support every month.
    “Don’t you wish all men would do that?” Fox said."

    Ooh, BURN!!
    Take THAT, Joe Walsh!

  • randcoolcatdaddy

    Coming soon to a commentator position on FoxNews….

  • tessiee

    "he owes so much child support and his ex has a protective order out against him"

    I blame gay marriage.

    • Biff

      And we need more tax cuts for the rich.

  • Schmegeg

    "Fox said all of Smith’s paycheck goes to child support every month."

    I call bullshit

    • Negropolis

      I know, right? Like this dude had a job, bless his heart. lol

  • a_pink_poodle


  • Limeylizzie
  • ElPinche

    Well well well, look who just a got a Republican Ph.d (orange jumpsuit) .

  • Doug Peterson: How is it okay for you to bully Ben?
    Jonah Takalua: 'Cause he's a ranga.
    Doug Peterson: A what?
    Jonah Takalua: A ranga, sir. 'Cause he's got red hair. Orangutan, that's what we call him.
    Doug Peterson: And does that make it okay for him to be bullied, because he has red hair?
    Jonah Takalua: Well, people are racist to FOB's…
    Leon: To us.
    Jonah Takalua: …So, so we can be racist to rangas!

  • rickmaci

    "…manager/fiancee, SunShine Fox,…" = poll dancer?

  • Fred E. Ray? SunShine? Child support?

    Suddenly wondering when was the last time I saw "Trailer Park Boys"?

  • elgin_pelican

    Needs moar neck tattoos.

  • pdiddycornchips

    Shout out to the Oklahoma Board of Elections for not understanding the meaning of words.

    "His campaign got off to a rocky start when Paddack challenged his candidacy, bringing up bad checks Smith was convicted of writing and claiming that constituted embezzlement, a charge that disqualifies someone from running for state office in Oklahoma.
    Smith was permitted to keep his name on the ballot by the election board, whose members voted that bad checks were not embezzlement."

    Read more:

  • barto

    Certainly our Wonkette could have done us the courtesy of posting an image of one SunShine Fox, but no, instead our Wonkette is content to let the imagination run wild.

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    He seems nice in a mass murderer kind of way.

  • annettaj

    Winner, winner–chicken dinner!

  • BZ1

    Should be a sho-in.

  • ttommyunger

    Hmmmm, that face… I'm pretty sure I arrested some of his Missouri kin back in the 60's. Nothing serious, bad checks, DUI, Mockery, Gawkery, Mopery and Mule-Whipping in Public.

  • fishwharf

    Fred can't wait to get out of jail so that he can exercise his second amendment rights with a couple of 100 round clips. I'll bet he has a list of people who really have it coming to them.

  • HolyCow!!

    Obvious Islamic-socialist-liberal plants. They probably came from the same Kenyan lab where Obama was prototyped. It is scary though. If these new whiter models learn to hide there illegitimate babies and blackmail their way out of petty DUI charges, they will be virtually indistinguishable from real Republicans.

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