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Nice North Carolina Lawmaker Calls Your Planned Parenthood Nurse Practitioner A ‘Murderer For Hire’

This is your baby on abortionGood morning, ladiez! Have you been in for your wellness checkup at your favorite Planned Parenthood center lately? Don’t forget, you are supposed to get your pap and your breasties checked once or twice a year or something, and also probably let a nice nurse practioner take a look at your plumbing. You have? GOOD! Oh, but did you know that when you did that, you were supporting Murder for Hire? Sadly, it is true. Why, here is North Carolina state Rep. Larry Pittman, explaining it for your little brain:

”[Planned Parenthood] is a murderous organization…getting wealthy on murder for hire. It deals out nothing but deception, death, personal devastation, and moral degradation. Never will I agree to give that bloody, indecent, immoral organization one penny. I will not be satisfied until it is outlawed.”

My, that is terrible! But did you know there is a way we can stop this murder-for-hire organization from killing people, for hire? Let us go to the tape:

Here is what Rep. Pittman had to say about how we stop this terrible scourge of women doing something that’s totally legal:

We need to make the death penalty a real deterrent again by actually carrying it out. Every appeal that can be made should have to be made at one time, not in a serial manner. If murderers (and I would include abortionists, rapists, and kidnappers, as well) are actually executed, it will at least have the deterrent effect upon them. For my money, we should go back to public hangings, which would be more of a deterrent to others, as well.”

Yup, Rep. Pittman’s money is on going back to public hangings, for abortionists. But since money is fungible, as they are always explaining when they say that tax dollars are going to abortion, does that mean that abortion is fungible too? That nice nurse practitioner who checks your lumps for lumps, will she be publicly hanged just for working there, even if she’s never so much as seen a bloody coat hanger? Probably! But she should know better, and get a job where she isn’t dealing in legal procedures for women’s health, and then she wouldn’t have to worry about being executed by Larry Pittman or the dude who shot George Tiller! Really, your friendly Planned Parenthood nurse practitioner is bringing it on herself. WHY YOU EXECUTING YOURSELF, NURSE PRACTITIONER? WHY YOU EXECUTING YOURSELF?

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  • CrunchyKnee

    Pittman has always been a tool of Big Gallows. What a fucktard.

    • sbj1964

      Just another example of the war on women.

    • GemlikeFlame

      Tool, period.

  • Come here a minute

    Wow, Representative Larry Pittman, I didn't think it could be done, but you have convinced this longtime death penalty opponent to support public execution by hanging, at least for one guy.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      It would be the only time in his life he'd be well-hung, too

      • thatsitfortheother1

        Be fun to get a part time job there, putting a couple bricks in the pockets of guys like him.

        • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

          "What size shoe do you take?"

    • eggsacklywright

      The ends justify the memes.

  • Texan_Bulldog

    Larry needs to visit Tejas to see how awesome the death penalty works as a deterrent. We also include the mentally disabled in his list of people who should be executed. (On second thought, maybe Larry shouldn't visit here after all.)

    • Ms_Anthrope

      How else are they gonna learn?

  • Barb_

    Michele Bachmann already said that Planned Parenthood is the "LensCrafters of big abortion." She and Larry Pittman seem to be having some sort of contest to see who is more the "Costco of crazy."

    • Goonemeritus

      When will Planned Parenthood finally get around to installing that abortion drive-through?

      • Texan_Bulldog

        Still waiting for the "Free Abortions Monday" Groupon from PP.

        • Goonemeritus

          Did you miss the buy two at the normal price third one is on us promotion?

          • Texan_Bulldog

            Damnit!!!!1!!!!!

        • Barb_

          Texan_, the Abortionplex should give out green stamps and take food stamps.

          • HistoriCat

            But they have such nice dining facilities – and the movie theater is so comfy!

      • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

        The one by me has them set up like my shoeshine guy: six chairs, no waiting.

        • thatsitfortheother1

          You have a shoeshine guy? You must live in… civilization!

          • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

            If you can call NY civilized…

    • BigSkullF*ckingDog

      I prefer a locally grown abortion to a big chain abortion. I'm a locabortionist.

      • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

        That's because you have a vegina…

    • GemlikeFlame

      Wal*mart of whackjobs.

    • Kedzie Matthews
  • http://www.vinoverve.com Maman

    Cancer is people, my friend.

    • sullivanst

      Pretty sure it does fit their definition of life…

    • GunToting[Redacted]

      I think you are on to something… Cancer self-replicates, it grows, and it gets bigger. It's pretty much a fetus. I look forward to these shitheels arguing that a tumor has a soul.

  • mavenmaven

    And, since he is opposed to Big Government intervention, he'd like to kill them with his OWN BARE HANDS. And watch the video over and over.

  • thatsitfortheother1

    I think it's time we use the death penalty on people who proscribe practices that are totally legal in our society.

    • NorthStarSpanx

      I for one say ENOUGH to those uppity Planned Parenthood staff's vulgar Romney-like displays of wealth.

      Who do they think they are, no-bid military contractors?

  • Goonemeritus

    We will keep hanging people until Americans finally develop a reverence for the sanctity of life.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      To me, this was the convincing argument against the death penalty. If you have the state killing people, you're endorsing murder.

      • viennawoods13

        For me it was Gandalf. "Many who live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then be not too eager to deal out death in the name of justice.' I'm sure many here have quoted that one too.

        • miss_grundy

          Thank you for the Tolkein.

    • kittensdontlie

      Cutting off all the fingers to save the hand…?

      • thatsitfortheother1

        These are Republicans. They'd be cutting off the wrist to save the hand.

        It would never work, and that would deter them not even a tiny bit.

  • ChernobylSoup

    In republican land, the arc of human events is more of a möbius strip (or boomerang).

  • RadioBowels

    Why don't we have public abortions too? What a deterrent!

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      I'd be all for public procreations!

      • Texan_Bulldog

        Ummm…I think that's called 'porn'.

        • BaldarTFlagass

          How does bukake/facial make babby?

          • Texan_Bulldog

            Baldar, I bow down to your greater knowledge of porn. And, I'm pretty sure I don't want to know what bukake is.

          • BaldarTFlagass

            Just think of it as the aftermath of an industrial accident at the Jergen's Lotion factory. And for the love of Pete, don't google it, at least not if you're at work.

          • Texan_Bulldog

            Not gonna Google it …. ever. But who says you don't learn anything on teh Wonkette?

          • HistoriCat

            I am amazed that you have been on Wonkette so long yet have not encountered bukake until now.

          • Texan_Bulldog

            Maybe I was getting it confused with baklava.

          • RadioBowels

            And don't get me started on the buttsechs.

          • thatsitfortheother1

            That's a mistake you really, really don't want to make…

          • HistoriCat

            Mmmm baklava. Damn it – not even close to lunch time.

          • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Fraudulently_Joe

            Well, like balaclava, it involves covering the face in something.

          • Texan_Bulldog

            I must say I am simultaneously amazed and slightly disturbed you all know so much about this.

          • RadioBowels

            Put it this way, I know it when I see it.

          • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Fraudulently_Joe

            Well, back in college, I knew a few frat boys.

            Waitasecond, I didn't mean it that way.

          • anniegetyerfun

            Although I have read the term here hundreds of times, I have patently refused to Google it because it sounds Japanese and if there is anything that I learned from my time working in a dirty video store, it's that Germans and Japanese have THE most fucked-up porn in the world.

          • MissTaken

            In Hawaii there is a lovely smelling flower called Pikake that is often used to scent lotions and soaps. Amazingly, that is both the same *and* the exact opposite of bukkake.

          • Whatever

            Just did!!
            Uhm… Wow. Thanks.

        • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

          And your point is….?

        • thatsitfortheother1

          In that case I'm in!

  • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ MumbletyPesade

    Pittman overreaches in his firebrand persuasion tactics. His ardor is spurious. For as is said of Satan vis-à-vis the preaching industry: without yer abortionists readily available to demonize, the brimstone charlatans would be out of a job.

  • Baconzgood

    I love how they are pro life and pro death.

    IN THE SAME FUCKING STATEMENT!!!!!!

    • OneDollarJuana

      These are exactly the same people who fight against teaching critical thinking in the schools.

      • thatsitfortheother1

        Don't look now, but they are winning.

    • http://Wonkette.com DemmeFatale

      It's the Big Fave Fundie Combo!!

      What would these idiots do for fundraising without abortion?
      (On second thought, don't answer that question!)

      • HistoriCat

        Needs some homosexuality and racism for a full meal.

  • EatsBabyDingos

    And I say verily unto you, if you are a Chick Fil A worker that sells food to Planned Parnethood you too are DAMNED because your food sucks.

    • thatsitfortheother1

      Even if their food tasted good, what a great reason to give them a pass.

  • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

    Well, in fairness, she's coming at your hoohah with sharp metal instruments, so she COULD be.

    • thatsitfortheother1

      Or so I've heard.

  • ChernobylSoup

    I'll tell you one thing about Planned Parenthood: if you ever get pissed off at Susan Komen for being stupid and give Planned Parenthood a donation out of spite, they will not relent with the fundraising on your ass until they bleed you dry.

    I love you people and what you do, but I'm dead ass broke.

    • thatsitfortheother1

      I always gave my Combined Federal Campaign donation to PP. Some of the people collecting would really shlt a meat ax because they had to process the donation.

      Abortards.

      • BaldarTFlagass

        Ooooh, I can't wait till next year's CFC campaign!

    • http://www.facebook.com/pages/Johnny-Appletruth/133951326629923?sk=wall deanbooth

      This is why I haven't yet given to, e.g., Sherrod Brown. I gave to various Dems in 2008, and have gotten two or three calls a week for four years. They need a do not call list.

      • thatsitfortheother1

        I get the emails weekly from Barack Obama or Michelle Obama. I show them to my German wife, and she thinks I'm really well connected…

        • ChernobylSoup

          I was invited to sign the President's birthday card.

          • thatsitfortheother1

            See, I'm not really well connected. :(

          • lunchbox360

            I give them $20 a month and receive $50 a month in junk mail. What a deal!

    • anniegetyerfun

      They are terrible that way. There's no way that they haven't blown through the money I donated a couple years back, just in postage, to solicit more money from me.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    For hire? Hell, I thought that those psychopaths at Planned Parenthood would do murder for free since they liked it so much.

    • thatsitfortheother1

      Wouldn't we all, really?

  • http://howtosavetheworld.ca/ BZ1

    Public hangings?? What is wrong with these people?

    • anniegetyerfun

      Seekrit Saudis.

    • sullivanst

      Everything.

  • Steverino247

    Can we please identify such persons more fully by including their religious affiliations? We know this asshole is a Republican, but where is he getting his training? Assembly of God? Baptists? First Church of the Jumpin' Screamin' Geezuz? Their district offices would be proud to offer up that information since they believe that to be part of the qualification for office. It would help us to know which churches are responsible for this hate training. Somebody tracks where white supremacists learn to hate. It's way past time to do the same for where Christians do that.

    • anniegetyerfun

      Well, in this case, since he's showing such a desire to see people die violently in public, I'm going to go with "Wahabist". Public hangings are de rigueur in some parts of the Middle East, still.

  • Misty Malarky

    Didn't abortionist free the slaves, or something?

    • HistoriCat

      And the Southerners have never forgiven them for it!

  • BaldarTFlagass

    "For my money, we should go back to public hangings, which would be more of a deterrent to others, as well.”

    Fuck a public hanging. Drawn and quartered or GTFO.

    • mavenmaven

      I think you have predicted the entertainment for upcoming Tea Party fundraisers…

    • sullivanst

      Quartering? That's for wusses. Scaphism!

      • Steverino247

        So much for those "lands of milk and honey."

  • friendlyskies

    Oh, he'll blather and bluster about the death penalty for pap smears, because campaign contributions, but when it comes down to actually doing something, the most revolutionary act this beer-bellied bozo be ever be able to muster in the War on Women and A Secular Legal System will be eating delicious fast food. Watch.

  • http://www.notfrisco.com/colmatales/norton/proclaim.html#declaration Joshua Norton

    It deals out nothing but deception, death, personal devastation, and moral degradation.

    I think he's confused Planned Parenthood with the platform of the republican party.

    • BaldarTFlagass

      In my book, this comment wins the morning.

  • EatsBabyDingos

    I've seen the Unplanned Parenthoodies, with their size 56 stirrup pants and Bartls & James by the gallon. Shoot me now please.

  • Beowoof

    The idea that execution is the only way clearly demonstrates their efforts to appeal to the simple, heartless morons who think killing is the best solution. Yet when you look at republican Nirvana of Texas, they still have people committing crimes, and really stupid ones at that. At some point you would think they would notice, that the issue is with the violent culture they foment and not the other way around.

    • thatsitfortheother1

      It's my chicken and it's my…

  • http://www.wonkette.com ManchuCandidate

    is a murderous organization…getting wealthy on murder for hire. It deals out nothing but deception, death, personal devastation, and moral degradation. Never will I agree to give that bloody, indecent, immoral organization one penny. I will not be satisfied until it is outlawed.”

    Really NC Lawmaker? I'd be thinking you were describing another outfit that had a lot of their facilities in NC. You know… Blackwater/Xe/Academi/Whateverthefucktheycallthemselvesnow, but I suspect he had no problem with that as it wasn't all about helping women but rather in the bidniz of (covering up) raping and killing them.

  • An_Outhouse

    Politics makes strange bedfellows. Maybe we can get this Pittman guy to support legalization of hemp, to make better ropes with.

  • mavenmaven

    I wonder if people who speak openly about killing innocent people like that fall under the legal category of people like James Holmes: http://articles.philly.com/2012-08-03/news/330207

  • Ducksworthy

    Also, preventing cervical cancer is against Gawd's will. So there.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Can't wait for them to oppose the HIV vaccine … that'll be a license to have gay sex!

  • http://www.indiegogo.com/revive-vlad Doktor Zoom

    Funny, a lot of pro-lifers pretend they would just pray for women who have abortions: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk6t_tdOkwo

  • BigSkullF*ckingDog

    We haven't had a good old fashioned witch trial for a while. How about one of those? That should keep us ladies with our lady parts in line.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Goody Skullfuck! I put it to thee, art thou a witch?

      • BigSkullF*ckingDog

        Fuck yeah I am! Oh wait, you said witch? With a "W"?

      • eggsacklywright

        I think boy witches are called warlocks.

        • HistoriCat

          But what do you call a dog witch?

          • eggsacklywright

            Lunch in Thailand?

          • thatsitfortheother1

            Mmmmm. Enchihuahuas.

          • YasserArraFeck

            Practicioner of the Bark Arts?

    • Generation[redacted]

      If a pregnant woman weighs as much as a duck…

      • Texan_Bulldog

        And she floats (or doesn't float)….I can't remember which was the bad one. I'll have to Google Christine O'Donnell and see what she said about it.

        • PubOption

          Back to the ducking stool. None of this pansy-ass waterboarding. If the woman drowns after being held underwater for the prescribed time, she was innocent. If she survives, she must have supernatural powers, and so must be burnt at the stake.

      • thatsitfortheother1

        Well we did do the nose.

        • viennawoods13

          She turned me into a newt!!

          • thatsitfortheother1

            The little colorful kind or the big fat bloviating kind?

          • YasserArraFeck

            Hm – one's a slimy bottom-feeder, and the other's an….amphibian

  • Typodong3

    So we must teach people that murder is wrong by murdering them? Brilliant!

  • Dildeaux

    And Harry Reid is the real villan in our political discourse?

    • Generation[redacted]

      Hey, it's not like this guy is accusing abortion doctors of not paying taxes!

    • Naked_Bunny

      Indeed. Pointing out that a rich politician who refuses to reveal his income tax filings might have a political reason to hide his income tax filings is utterly abominable.

  • widestanceromance

    Killing cures murder. It's that simple.

    • kittensdontlie

      When push comes to shove, maybe Planned Parenthood nurses need to Stand Their Ground…

  • sbj1964

    I believe in the sanctity of life so I shot an abortion doctor,and his nurse? Is that what Jesus would do?Really?"Fundies Please drink the Kool-aid." Jim Jones

  • OneYieldRegular

    Next to this guy, the Taliban are starting to look like saints.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Nah … they use a bullet in the back. That makes 'em savages.

      • YasserArraFeck

        That's a Second Amendment Solution, so it's OK

  • BaldarTFlagass

    If PP is doing murder for hire, they probably should have staff murderers with names like Rocco or Vinnie the Nail or something similar, not "Nurse Betty."

  • http://www.facebook.com/pages/Johnny-Appletruth/133951326629923?sk=wall deanbooth

    Pittman is holding back. What he really wants are lynchings.

    • BaldarTFlagass

      Public trials and all that justice and stuff are just a waste of taxpayer dollars.

    • sullivanst

      He's not holding back much at all:

      Bypass (most) court proceedings: check.
      Death by hanging: check.
      In public: check.

  • Generation[redacted]

    I'd go further and say we should have public hangings of any woman who even attempts to have an abortion.

    Oh and if pregnancy complications put the woman's life at risk? That's attempted murder, too. Hang the fetus.

    • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

      Sweet. Embryonic gallows humor.

    • sullivanst

      Hang the fetus

      Panic on the streets of Concord

  • http://twitter.com/bookofruthless boobookitteh

    I worked at a clinic where people were shot and killed. This guy can fuck right off to hell. The only murders are being carried out by their side.

    • thatsitfortheother1

      Well said.

  • http://twitter.com/bookofruthless boobookitteh

    Of course on a more snarky note, as a Nurse Practitioner myself, it's nice to see that we're attracting the same ire as the physicians? Progress? I can haz full Medicare payment nao?

    • http://Wonkette.com DemmeFatale

      I LOVE nurse practitioners!
      You guys are the best!

    • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

      well i don't know about that, but you get cutest avatar award of the day.

  • HistoriCat

    If murderers (and I would include abortionists, rapists, and kidnappers, as well) are actually executed, it will at least have the deterrent effect upon them

    How about accessories to murder? People who cheerlead for invading countries under false pretenses or who cheerlead for violence until it actually happens. Let's include them in the executed category.

  • Naked_Bunny

    So when does Pat Robertson declare Pittman an atheist?

  • sullivanst

    "End this organized killing by killing people in an organized manner!"

    Wingnut "logic", folks, it's infallible.

    Also too, methinks Pittman doesn't quite understand the appeals process, or he'd understand that you have to do your appeals serially, because of how later appeals deal with points raised by earlier appeals.

    Yet another moron proving he's only pro-life until birth.

  • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Fraudulently_Joe

    If murderers (and I would include abortionists, rapists, and kidnappers, as well) are actually executed, it will at least have the deterrent effect upon them.

    Right, and it totally wouldn't cause any non-murdery kidnappers or rapists to think to themselves, "well, geez, I'm screwed anyway, so I might as well get rid of the only witness while I'm at it".

  • Cheburashka64

    Public hangings will continue until the "culture of life" is embraced.
    –The party of small government.

  • JustPixelz

    Hey this is a fun game!

    ”The NRA is a murderous organization…getting wealthy on gun killings. It deals out nothing but deception, death, personal devastation, and moral degradation. Never will I agree to give that bloody, indecent, immoral organization one penny. I will not be satisfied until it is outlawed.”

    ”The Romney campaign is a murderous organization…getting wealthy on lying for hire. It deals out nothing but deception, death, personal devastation, and moral degradation. Never will I agree to give that bloody, indecent, immoral organization one penny. I will not be satisfied until it is outlawed.”

    ”Christianity is a murderous organization…getting wealthy on false promises. It deals out nothing but deception, death, personal devastation, and moral degradation. Never will I agree to give that bloody, indecent, immoral organization one penny. I will not be satisfied until it is outlawed.”

    • DahBoner

      See? "Everyone does it"….

  • Billmatic

    lol he's just kidding guys, he doesn't actually want to make rape punishable by public hanging.

    • Cheburashka64

      Unless the victim doesn't get pregnant, in which case she probably had an abortion, making her pubic hanging essential for the sanctity of life.

  • BeefHardcake

    Apparently to these human turds, life is precious only until one actually exits the womb… then you're on your own, suckwads.

  • http://twitter.com/iburl iburl

    https://secure.ppaction.org/site/SPageServer?page

    Phone: 919-715-2009
    Email:Larry.Pittman@ncleg.net
    Legislative Mailing Address:
    Rep. Larry Pittman
    NC House of Representatives
    16 W. Jones Street, Room 1321
    Raleigh, NC 27601-1096

    • JohnyEdge

      I made a donation in Rep. Pittman's behalf.

      It felt soooo good.

  • anniegetyerfun

    All this talk about hanging nurse practitioners, but no possibility of stoning the sluts who bought an abortion? I want a good, old-fashioned stoning, like they have in Pakistan!

  • YasserArraFeck

    Lapdog of the Rope Lobby

  • DahBoner

    Check your bumps for lumps, then join a White Power musical group???

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    In the dystopian literature that I'm familiar with, hateful fuckwads like Pittman eventually end up at the wrong end of the rope. The asshole needs to expand his reading list a bit.

  • unclejeems

    Larry Pittman is a Presbyterian minister. He's a graduate of Atlantic Christian College and the Southeastern Baptist Theological Seminary (M.Div) in Wake Forest NC. He's currently the pastor at Ridgcrest Presbyterian Church in Stanly County, NC. He also, befitting his standing as a minister of the gospel, works at a packaging plant in Concord, NC–what is packaged is not stated. He states that he supports freedom of expression for everyone, Christian or not. http://electpittman.com/About.html

    Come on everybody–let's kill in the name of Christ. It's OK if the preacher says so.

  • Gleem McShineys

    "For my money, we should go back to public hangings"

    Guess who just basically admitted he thinks his snuff film collection cost far too much?

  • ttommyunger

    Murder is in the eye of the Bat-Shit Crazy beholder.

  • http://matthewgreenbaum.com swordfis

    Aren't there any qualifications at all for government service? This guy would be taken in for observation if he said this crap on a street corner.