MURDER AND ABORTION INC.  9:34 am August 7, 2012

Nice North Carolina Lawmaker Calls Your Planned Parenthood Nurse Practitioner A ‘Murderer For Hire’

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

This is your baby on abortionGood morning, ladiez! Have you been in for your wellness checkup at your favorite Planned Parenthood center lately? Don’t forget, you are supposed to get your pap and your breasties checked once or twice a year or something, and also probably let a nice nurse practioner take a look at your plumbing. You have? GOOD! Oh, but did you know that when you did that, you were supporting Murder for Hire? Sadly, it is true. Why, here is North Carolina state Rep. Larry Pittman, explaining it for your little brain:

”[Planned Parenthood] is a murderous organization…getting wealthy on murder for hire. It deals out nothing but deception, death, personal devastation, and moral degradation. Never will I agree to give that bloody, indecent, immoral organization one penny. I will not be satisfied until it is outlawed.”

My, that is terrible! But did you know there is a way we can stop this murder-for-hire organization from killing people, for hire? Let us go to the tape:

Here is what Rep. Pittman had to say about how we stop this terrible scourge of women doing something that’s totally legal:

We need to make the death penalty a real deterrent again by actually carrying it out. Every appeal that can be made should have to be made at one time, not in a serial manner. If murderers (and I would include abortionists, rapists, and kidnappers, as well) are actually executed, it will at least have the deterrent effect upon them. For my money, we should go back to public hangings, which would be more of a deterrent to others, as well.”

Yup, Rep. Pittman’s money is on going back to public hangings, for abortionists. But since money is fungible, as they are always explaining when they say that tax dollars are going to abortion, does that mean that abortion is fungible too? That nice nurse practitioner who checks your lumps for lumps, will she be publicly hanged just for working there, even if she’s never so much as seen a bloody coat hanger? Probably! But she should know better, and get a job where she isn’t dealing in legal procedures for women’s health, and then she wouldn’t have to worry about being executed by Larry Pittman or the dude who shot George Tiller! Really, your friendly Planned Parenthood nurse practitioner is bringing it on herself. WHY YOU EXECUTING YOURSELF, NURSE PRACTITIONER? WHY YOU EXECUTING YOURSELF?

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CrunchyKnee August 7, 2012 at 9:38 am

Pittman has always been a tool of Big Gallows. What a fucktard.

sbj1964 August 7, 2012 at 10:10 am

Just another example of the war on women.

GemlikeFlame August 7, 2012 at 10:45 am

Tool, period.

Come here a minute August 7, 2012 at 9:38 am

Wow, Representative Larry Pittman, I didn't think it could be done, but you have convinced this longtime death penalty opponent to support public execution by hanging, at least for one guy.

actor212 August 7, 2012 at 9:49 am

It would be the only time in his life he'd be well-hung, too

thatsitfortheother1 August 7, 2012 at 9:52 am

Be fun to get a part time job there, putting a couple bricks in the pockets of guys like him.

actor212 August 7, 2012 at 9:53 am

"What size shoe do you take?"

eggsacklywright August 7, 2012 at 10:00 am

The ends justify the memes.

Texan_Bulldog August 7, 2012 at 9:39 am

Larry needs to visit Tejas to see how awesome the death penalty works as a deterrent. We also include the mentally disabled in his list of people who should be executed. (On second thought, maybe Larry shouldn't visit here after all.)

Ms_Anthrope August 7, 2012 at 9:53 am

How else are they gonna learn?

Barb_ August 7, 2012 at 9:39 am

Michele Bachmann already said that Planned Parenthood is the "LensCrafters of big abortion." She and Larry Pittman seem to be having some sort of contest to see who is more the "Costco of crazy."

Goonemeritus August 7, 2012 at 9:45 am

When will Planned Parenthood finally get around to installing that abortion drive-through?

Texan_Bulldog August 7, 2012 at 9:47 am

Still waiting for the "Free Abortions Monday" Groupon from PP.

Goonemeritus August 7, 2012 at 9:50 am

Did you miss the buy two at the normal price third one is on us promotion?

Texan_Bulldog August 7, 2012 at 9:53 am

Damnit!!!!1!!!!!

Barb_ August 7, 2012 at 9:52 am

Texan_, the Abortionplex should give out green stamps and take food stamps.

HistoriCat August 7, 2012 at 10:09 am

But they have such nice dining facilities – and the movie theater is so comfy!

actor212 August 7, 2012 at 9:51 am

The one by me has them set up like my shoeshine guy: six chairs, no waiting.

thatsitfortheother1 August 7, 2012 at 10:05 am

You have a shoeshine guy? You must live in… civilization!

actor212 August 7, 2012 at 10:10 am

If you can call NY civilized…

BigSkullF*ckingDog August 7, 2012 at 10:08 am

I prefer a locally grown abortion to a big chain abortion. I'm a locabortionist.

actor212 August 7, 2012 at 10:10 am

That's because you have a vegina…

GemlikeFlame August 7, 2012 at 10:46 am

Wal*mart of whackjobs.

Kedzie Matthews August 8, 2012 at 2:50 am
Maman August 7, 2012 at 9:40 am

Cancer is people, my friend.

sullivanst August 7, 2012 at 10:30 am

Pretty sure it does fit their definition of life…

GunToting[Redacted] August 7, 2012 at 11:19 am

I think you are on to something… Cancer self-replicates, it grows, and it gets bigger. It's pretty much a fetus. I look forward to these shitheels arguing that a tumor has a soul.

mavenmaven August 7, 2012 at 9:41 am

And, since he is opposed to Big Government intervention, he'd like to kill them with his OWN BARE HANDS. And watch the video over and over.

thatsitfortheother1 August 7, 2012 at 9:42 am

I think it's time we use the death penalty on people who proscribe practices that are totally legal in our society.

NorthStarSpanx August 7, 2012 at 2:10 pm

I for one say ENOUGH to those uppity Planned Parenthood staff's vulgar Romney-like displays of wealth.

Who do they think they are, no-bid military contractors?

Goonemeritus August 7, 2012 at 9:42 am

We will keep hanging people until Americans finally develop a reverence for the sanctity of life.

actor212 August 7, 2012 at 9:52 am

To me, this was the convincing argument against the death penalty. If you have the state killing people, you're endorsing murder.

viennawoods13 August 7, 2012 at 10:10 am

For me it was Gandalf. "Many who live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then be not too eager to deal out death in the name of justice.' I'm sure many here have quoted that one too.

miss_grundy August 7, 2012 at 10:26 am

Thank you for the Tolkein.

kittensdontlie August 7, 2012 at 10:04 am

Cutting off all the fingers to save the hand…?

thatsitfortheother1 August 7, 2012 at 10:06 am

These are Republicans. They'd be cutting off the wrist to save the hand.

It would never work, and that would deter them not even a tiny bit.

ChernobylSoup August 7, 2012 at 9:43 am

In republican land, the arc of human events is more of a möbius strip (or boomerang).

RadioBowels August 7, 2012 at 9:44 am

Why don't we have public abortions too? What a deterrent!

actor212 August 7, 2012 at 9:52 am

I'd be all for public procreations!

Texan_Bulldog August 7, 2012 at 9:56 am

Ummm…I think that's called 'porn'.

BaldarTFlagass August 7, 2012 at 9:57 am

How does bukake/facial make babby?

Texan_Bulldog August 7, 2012 at 9:59 am

Baldar, I bow down to your greater knowledge of porn. And, I'm pretty sure I don't want to know what bukake is.

actor212 August 7, 2012 at 9:59 am

And your point is….?

thatsitfortheother1 August 7, 2012 at 10:01 am

In that case I'm in!

MumbletyPesade August 7, 2012 at 9:45 am

Pittman overreaches in his firebrand persuasion tactics. His ardor is spurious. For as is said of Satan vis-à-vis the preaching industry: without yer abortionists readily available to demonize, the brimstone charlatans would be out of a job.

Baconzgood August 7, 2012 at 9:46 am

I love how they are pro life and pro death.

IN THE SAME FUCKING STATEMENT!!!!!!

OneDollarJuana August 7, 2012 at 10:16 am

These are exactly the same people who fight against teaching critical thinking in the schools.

thatsitfortheother1 August 7, 2012 at 10:24 am

Don't look now, but they are winning.

DemmeFatale August 7, 2012 at 10:25 am

It's the Big Fave Fundie Combo!!

What would these idiots do for fundraising without abortion?
(On second thought, don't answer that question!)

HistoriCat August 7, 2012 at 10:31 am

Needs some homosexuality and racism for a full meal.

EatsBabyDingos August 7, 2012 at 9:46 am

And I say verily unto you, if you are a Chick Fil A worker that sells food to Planned Parnethood you too are DAMNED because your food sucks.

thatsitfortheother1 August 7, 2012 at 9:50 am

Even if their food tasted good, what a great reason to give them a pass.

actor212 August 7, 2012 at 9:47 am

Well, in fairness, she's coming at your hoohah with sharp metal instruments, so she COULD be.

thatsitfortheother1 August 7, 2012 at 9:53 am

Or so I've heard.

ChernobylSoup August 7, 2012 at 9:48 am

I'll tell you one thing about Planned Parenthood: if you ever get pissed off at Susan Komen for being stupid and give Planned Parenthood a donation out of spite, they will not relent with the fundraising on your ass until they bleed you dry.

I love you people and what you do, but I'm dead ass broke.

thatsitfortheother1 August 7, 2012 at 9:55 am

I always gave my Combined Federal Campaign donation to PP. Some of the people collecting would really shlt a meat ax because they had to process the donation.

Abortards.

BaldarTFlagass August 7, 2012 at 9:58 am

Ooooh, I can't wait till next year's CFC campaign!

deanbooth August 7, 2012 at 10:16 am

This is why I haven't yet given to, e.g., Sherrod Brown. I gave to various Dems in 2008, and have gotten two or three calls a week for four years. They need a do not call list.

thatsitfortheother1 August 7, 2012 at 10:27 am

I get the emails weekly from Barack Obama or Michelle Obama. I show them to my German wife, and she thinks I'm really well connected…

ChernobylSoup August 7, 2012 at 10:29 am

I was invited to sign the President's birthday card.

thatsitfortheother1 August 7, 2012 at 10:40 am

See, I'm not really well connected. :(

lunchbox360 August 7, 2012 at 10:45 am

I give them $20 a month and receive $50 a month in junk mail. What a deal!

anniegetyerfun August 7, 2012 at 11:11 am

They are terrible that way. There's no way that they haven't blown through the money I donated a couple years back, just in postage, to solicit more money from me.

BaldarTFlagass August 7, 2012 at 9:49 am

For hire? Hell, I thought that those psychopaths at Planned Parenthood would do murder for free since they liked it so much.

thatsitfortheother1 August 7, 2012 at 9:56 am

Wouldn't we all, really?

BZ1 August 7, 2012 at 9:50 am

Public hangings?? What is wrong with these people?

anniegetyerfun August 7, 2012 at 11:11 am

Seekrit Saudis.

sullivanst August 7, 2012 at 11:22 am

Everything.

Steverino247 August 7, 2012 at 9:51 am

Can we please identify such persons more fully by including their religious affiliations? We know this asshole is a Republican, but where is he getting his training? Assembly of God? Baptists? First Church of the Jumpin' Screamin' Geezuz? Their district offices would be proud to offer up that information since they believe that to be part of the qualification for office. It would help us to know which churches are responsible for this hate training. Somebody tracks where white supremacists learn to hate. It's way past time to do the same for where Christians do that.

anniegetyerfun August 7, 2012 at 11:13 am

Well, in this case, since he's showing such a desire to see people die violently in public, I'm going to go with "Wahabist". Public hangings are de rigueur in some parts of the Middle East, still.

Misty Malarky August 7, 2012 at 9:51 am

Didn't abortionist free the slaves, or something?

HistoriCat August 7, 2012 at 10:32 am

And the Southerners have never forgiven them for it!

BaldarTFlagass August 7, 2012 at 9:51 am

"For my money, we should go back to public hangings, which would be more of a deterrent to others, as well.”

Fuck a public hanging. Drawn and quartered or GTFO.

mavenmaven August 7, 2012 at 9:53 am

I think you have predicted the entertainment for upcoming Tea Party fundraisers…

sullivanst August 7, 2012 at 10:44 am

Quartering? That's for wusses. Scaphism!

Steverino247 August 7, 2012 at 12:08 pm

So much for those "lands of milk and honey."

friendlyskies August 7, 2012 at 9:51 am

Oh, he'll blather and bluster about the death penalty for pap smears, because campaign contributions, but when it comes down to actually doing something, the most revolutionary act this beer-bellied bozo be ever be able to muster in the War on Women and A Secular Legal System will be eating delicious fast food. Watch.

Joshua Norton August 7, 2012 at 9:52 am

It deals out nothing but deception, death, personal devastation, and moral degradation.

I think he's confused Planned Parenthood with the platform of the republican party.

BaldarTFlagass August 7, 2012 at 10:12 am

In my book, this comment wins the morning.

EatsBabyDingos August 7, 2012 at 9:53 am

I've seen the Unplanned Parenthoodies, with their size 56 stirrup pants and Bartls & James by the gallon. Shoot me now please.

Beowoof August 7, 2012 at 9:56 am

The idea that execution is the only way clearly demonstrates their efforts to appeal to the simple, heartless morons who think killing is the best solution. Yet when you look at republican Nirvana of Texas, they still have people committing crimes, and really stupid ones at that. At some point you would think they would notice, that the issue is with the violent culture they foment and not the other way around.

thatsitfortheother1 August 7, 2012 at 10:03 am

It's my chicken and it's my…

ManchuCandidate August 7, 2012 at 9:57 am

is a murderous organization…getting wealthy on murder for hire. It deals out nothing but deception, death, personal devastation, and moral degradation. Never will I agree to give that bloody, indecent, immoral organization one penny. I will not be satisfied until it is outlawed.”

Really NC Lawmaker? I'd be thinking you were describing another outfit that had a lot of their facilities in NC. You know… Blackwater/Xe/Academi/Whateverthefucktheycallthemselvesnow, but I suspect he had no problem with that as it wasn't all about helping women but rather in the bidniz of (covering up) raping and killing them.

An_Outhouse August 7, 2012 at 9:57 am

Politics makes strange bedfellows. Maybe we can get this Pittman guy to support legalization of hemp, to make better ropes with.

mavenmaven August 7, 2012 at 9:58 am

I wonder if people who speak openly about killing innocent people like that fall under the legal category of people like James Holmes: http://articles.philly.com/2012-08-03/news/330207

Ducksworthy August 7, 2012 at 9:59 am

Also, preventing cervical cancer is against Gawd's will. So there.

Biel_ze_Bubba August 7, 2012 at 11:19 am

Can't wait for them to oppose the HIV vaccine … that'll be a license to have gay sex!

Doktor Zoom August 7, 2012 at 10:01 am

Funny, a lot of pro-lifers pretend they would just pray for women who have abortions: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk6t_tdOkwo

BigSkullF*ckingDog August 7, 2012 at 10:02 am

We haven't had a good old fashioned witch trial for a while. How about one of those? That should keep us ladies with our lady parts in line.

actor212 August 7, 2012 at 10:04 am

Goody Skullfuck! I put it to thee, art thou a witch?

BigSkullF*ckingDog August 7, 2012 at 10:09 am

Fuck yeah I am! Oh wait, you said witch? With a "W"?

eggsacklywright August 7, 2012 at 10:12 am

I think boy witches are called warlocks.

HistoriCat August 7, 2012 at 10:14 am

But what do you call a dog witch?

eggsacklywright August 7, 2012 at 10:27 am

Lunch in Thailand?

YasserArraFeck August 7, 2012 at 11:51 am

Practicioner of the Bark Arts?

Generation[redacted] August 7, 2012 at 10:13 am

If a pregnant woman weighs as much as a duck…

Texan_Bulldog August 7, 2012 at 10:21 am

And she floats (or doesn't float)….I can't remember which was the bad one. I'll have to Google Christine O'Donnell and see what she said about it.

PubOption August 7, 2012 at 10:24 am

Back to the ducking stool. None of this pansy-ass waterboarding. If the woman drowns after being held underwater for the prescribed time, she was innocent. If she survives, she must have supernatural powers, and so must be burnt at the stake.

thatsitfortheother1 August 7, 2012 at 10:21 am

Well we did do the nose.

viennawoods13 August 7, 2012 at 10:31 am

She turned me into a newt!!

thatsitfortheother1 August 7, 2012 at 10:42 am

The little colorful kind or the big fat bloviating kind?

Typodong3 August 7, 2012 at 10:05 am

So we must teach people that murder is wrong by murdering them? Brilliant!

Dildeaux August 7, 2012 at 10:05 am

And Harry Reid is the real villan in our political discourse?

Generation[redacted] August 7, 2012 at 10:13 am

Hey, it's not like this guy is accusing abortion doctors of not paying taxes!

Naked_Bunny August 7, 2012 at 10:23 am

Indeed. Pointing out that a rich politician who refuses to reveal his income tax filings might have a political reason to hide his income tax filings is utterly abominable.

widestanceromance August 7, 2012 at 10:06 am

Killing cures murder. It's that simple.

kittensdontlie August 7, 2012 at 11:06 am

When push comes to shove, maybe Planned Parenthood nurses need to Stand Their Ground…

sbj1964 August 7, 2012 at 10:07 am

I believe in the sanctity of life so I shot an abortion doctor,and his nurse? Is that what Jesus would do?Really?"Fundies Please drink the Kool-aid." Jim Jones

OneYieldRegular August 7, 2012 at 10:09 am

Next to this guy, the Taliban are starting to look like saints.

Biel_ze_Bubba August 7, 2012 at 11:22 am

Nah … they use a bullet in the back. That makes 'em savages.

YasserArraFeck August 7, 2012 at 11:49 am

That's a Second Amendment Solution, so it's OK

BaldarTFlagass August 7, 2012 at 10:10 am

If PP is doing murder for hire, they probably should have staff murderers with names like Rocco or Vinnie the Nail or something similar, not "Nurse Betty."

deanbooth August 7, 2012 at 10:11 am

Pittman is holding back. What he really wants are lynchings.

BaldarTFlagass August 7, 2012 at 10:14 am

Public trials and all that justice and stuff are just a waste of taxpayer dollars.

sullivanst August 7, 2012 at 11:01 am

He's not holding back much at all:

Bypass (most) court proceedings: check.
Death by hanging: check.
In public: check.

Generation[redacted] August 7, 2012 at 10:12 am

I'd go further and say we should have public hangings of any woman who even attempts to have an abortion.

Oh and if pregnancy complications put the woman's life at risk? That's attempted murder, too. Hang the fetus.

weejee August 7, 2012 at 10:16 am

Sweet. Embryonic gallows humor.

sullivanst August 7, 2012 at 11:15 am

Hang the fetus

Panic on the streets of Concord

boobookitteh August 7, 2012 at 10:13 am

I worked at a clinic where people were shot and killed. This guy can fuck right off to hell. The only murders are being carried out by their side.

thatsitfortheother1 August 7, 2012 at 10:32 am

Well said.

boobookitteh August 7, 2012 at 10:16 am

Of course on a more snarky note, as a Nurse Practitioner myself, it's nice to see that we're attracting the same ire as the physicians? Progress? I can haz full Medicare payment nao?

DemmeFatale August 7, 2012 at 10:33 am

I LOVE nurse practitioners!
You guys are the best!

fuflans August 7, 2012 at 3:21 pm

well i don't know about that, but you get cutest avatar award of the day.

HistoriCat August 7, 2012 at 10:20 am

If murderers (and I would include abortionists, rapists, and kidnappers, as well) are actually executed, it will at least have the deterrent effect upon them

How about accessories to murder? People who cheerlead for invading countries under false pretenses or who cheerlead for violence until it actually happens. Let's include them in the executed category.

Naked_Bunny August 7, 2012 at 10:21 am

So when does Pat Robertson declare Pittman an atheist?

sullivanst August 7, 2012 at 10:27 am

"End this organized killing by killing people in an organized manner!"

Wingnut "logic", folks, it's infallible.

Also too, methinks Pittman doesn't quite understand the appeals process, or he'd understand that you have to do your appeals serially, because of how later appeals deal with points raised by earlier appeals.

Yet another moron proving he's only pro-life until birth.

Fraudulently_Joe August 7, 2012 at 10:27 am

If murderers (and I would include abortionists, rapists, and kidnappers, as well) are actually executed, it will at least have the deterrent effect upon them.

Right, and it totally wouldn't cause any non-murdery kidnappers or rapists to think to themselves, "well, geez, I'm screwed anyway, so I might as well get rid of the only witness while I'm at it".

Cheburashka64 August 7, 2012 at 10:31 am

Public hangings will continue until the "culture of life" is embraced.
–The party of small government.

JustPixelz August 7, 2012 at 10:37 am

Hey this is a fun game!

”The NRA is a murderous organization…getting wealthy on gun killings. It deals out nothing but deception, death, personal devastation, and moral degradation. Never will I agree to give that bloody, indecent, immoral organization one penny. I will not be satisfied until it is outlawed.”

”The Romney campaign is a murderous organization…getting wealthy on lying for hire. It deals out nothing but deception, death, personal devastation, and moral degradation. Never will I agree to give that bloody, indecent, immoral organization one penny. I will not be satisfied until it is outlawed.”

”Christianity is a murderous organization…getting wealthy on false promises. It deals out nothing but deception, death, personal devastation, and moral degradation. Never will I agree to give that bloody, indecent, immoral organization one penny. I will not be satisfied until it is outlawed.”

DahBoner August 7, 2012 at 1:05 pm

See? "Everyone does it"….

Billmatic August 7, 2012 at 10:41 am

lol he's just kidding guys, he doesn't actually want to make rape punishable by public hanging.

Cheburashka64 August 7, 2012 at 2:44 pm

Unless the victim doesn't get pregnant, in which case she probably had an abortion, making her pubic hanging essential for the sanctity of life.

BeefHardcake August 7, 2012 at 10:48 am

Apparently to these human turds, life is precious only until one actually exits the womb… then you're on your own, suckwads.

iburl August 7, 2012 at 10:55 am

https://secure.ppaction.org/site/SPageServer?page

Phone: 919-715-2009
Email:Larry.Pittman@ncleg.net
Legislative Mailing Address:
Rep. Larry Pittman
NC House of Representatives
16 W. Jones Street, Room 1321
Raleigh, NC 27601-1096

JohnyEdge August 7, 2012 at 5:59 pm

I made a donation in Rep. Pittman's behalf.

It felt soooo good.

anniegetyerfun August 7, 2012 at 11:15 am

All this talk about hanging nurse practitioners, but no possibility of stoning the sluts who bought an abortion? I want a good, old-fashioned stoning, like they have in Pakistan!

YasserArraFeck August 7, 2012 at 11:48 am

Lapdog of the Rope Lobby

DahBoner August 7, 2012 at 1:03 pm

Check your bumps for lumps, then join a White Power musical group???

Biel_ze_Bubba August 7, 2012 at 1:47 pm

In the dystopian literature that I'm familiar with, hateful fuckwads like Pittman eventually end up at the wrong end of the rope. The asshole needs to expand his reading list a bit.

unclejeems August 7, 2012 at 1:51 pm

Larry Pittman is a Presbyterian minister. He's a graduate of Atlantic Christian College and the Southeastern Baptist Theological Seminary (M.Div) in Wake Forest NC. He's currently the pastor at Ridgcrest Presbyterian Church in Stanly County, NC. He also, befitting his standing as a minister of the gospel, works at a packaging plant in Concord, NC–what is packaged is not stated. He states that he supports freedom of expression for everyone, Christian or not. http://electpittman.com/About.html

Come on everybody–let's kill in the name of Christ. It's OK if the preacher says so.

Gleem McShineys August 7, 2012 at 4:18 pm

"For my money, we should go back to public hangings"

Guess who just basically admitted he thinks his snuff film collection cost far too much?

ttommyunger August 7, 2012 at 7:49 pm

Murder is in the eye of the Bat-Shit Crazy beholder.

swordfis August 7, 2012 at 9:32 pm

Aren't there any qualifications at all for government service? This guy would be taken in for observation if he said this crap on a street corner.

BaldarTFlagass August 7, 2012 at 10:02 am

Just think of it as the aftermath of an industrial accident at the Jergen's Lotion factory. And for the love of Pete, don't google it, at least not if you're at work.

Texan_Bulldog August 7, 2012 at 10:06 am

Not gonna Google it …. ever. But who says you don't learn anything on teh Wonkette?

Whatever August 7, 2012 at 10:30 am

Just did!!
Uhm… Wow. Thanks.

HistoriCat August 7, 2012 at 10:11 am

I am amazed that you have been on Wonkette so long yet have not encountered bukake until now.

Texan_Bulldog August 7, 2012 at 10:13 am

Maybe I was getting it confused with baklava.

RadioBowels August 7, 2012 at 10:14 am

And don't get me started on the buttsechs.

thatsitfortheother1 August 7, 2012 at 10:18 am

That's a mistake you really, really don't want to make…

HistoriCat August 7, 2012 at 10:22 am

Mmmm baklava. Damn it – not even close to lunch time.

Fraudulently_Joe August 7, 2012 at 10:30 am

Well, like balaclava, it involves covering the face in something.

anniegetyerfun August 7, 2012 at 11:09 am

Although I have read the term here hundreds of times, I have patently refused to Google it because it sounds Japanese and if there is anything that I learned from my time working in a dirty video store, it's that Germans and Japanese have THE most fucked-up porn in the world.

MissTaken August 7, 2012 at 11:51 am

In Hawaii there is a lovely smelling flower called Pikake that is often used to scent lotions and soaps. Amazingly, that is both the same *and* the exact opposite of bukkake.

thatsitfortheother1 August 7, 2012 at 10:30 am

Mmmmm. Enchihuahuas.

Texan_Bulldog August 7, 2012 at 10:34 am

I must say I am simultaneously amazed and slightly disturbed you all know so much about this.

RadioBowels August 7, 2012 at 10:36 am

Put it this way, I know it when I see it.

Fraudulently_Joe August 7, 2012 at 10:38 am

Well, back in college, I knew a few frat boys.

Waitasecond, I didn't mean it that way.

YasserArraFeck August 7, 2012 at 11:53 am

Hm – one's a slimy bottom-feeder, and the other's an….amphibian

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