That's a spicy meatball!

Robin Givhan, can we get a ruling? What is the most elegant and refined part of Sexy Grandma Sarah Palin’s campaigning ward-robe? The pedal pushers? Those clodhoppers? We see nothing wrong with the Superman tee — it’s playful and very cute, fitting as it does those way bigger jugs she’s got pinned on! We are going to go with the wrap-around sunglasses, to be worn behind the wheel of her monster truck. Nothing says class — or is it “military dictator”? — like wraparound shades.


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  • FNMA

    HOOKER LIBEL!!!11!!!

  • SorosBot

    She's wearing a t-shirt celebrating an illegal immigrant!

    • kittensdontlie

      Pray that un-american t-shirt is enough to have her deported…at least back to Alaska.

      • jcinco

        preferably dumbfuckistan.

    • horsedreamer_1


  • ChernobylSoup

    Is it possible to make shoes so ugly even god wouldn't wear them?

    • SorosBot


      • ChessieNefercat

        No, next to these, Uggs are delicate, dainty, and refined.

      • CastleRockBear

        No…Fugs :)

    • Tom Cruise would.

    • Preferred Customer

      Add Vibram Five Fingers soles to Sarah's clogs above and I think you've got it.

    • IonaTrailer

      I've got the definitive answer right here:

      • tessiee

        I'm actually frightened of those… whatever they are… things.

      • Preferred Customer

        Wow. That's like the cobbler equivalent of goatse. Some things can never be unseen.

      • Dudleydidwrong

        Those are the ugliest fucking things ever made. Lou Sarah would love them.

        • viennawoods13

          The only person I've seen wear those is Lady Gaga (of course)

    • Harrison Wintergreen

      Maybe, but if so I think it would have to be these.

    • tessiee

      Manolo weeps:

      An excerpt which I find on-topic:

      "Manolo says, this is the best sort of midlife crisis, the one in which the person works diligently to improve herself physically and mentally.

      How often do we hear about the lady of the certain age who, determined to grasp one last time at the thorn bush of super sexiness, has spent her efforts on six-inch stripper heels, hootchie mama booty shorts, and Dr. Roberto Rey’s Patented Plastic F-cup Bosoms.

      Ayyyy! Such folly!

      Manolo says, booty shorts do not light the path to personal enlightenment."

      • Nothingisamiss

        It bothers me on some level that I understand absolutely every reference in this comment.

      • miss_grundy

        Nor does looking like a teenager who buys her apparel at Walmart.

    • PsycWench

      It looks like she started out with full-length pants but they shrunk up trying to get away from the bondage shoes.

      • emmelemm

        Wow! You're right!

      • ChessieNefercat

        Poor frightened pants. They must not have known the safe word.

    • ChessieNefercat

      Roman gladiators wouldn't have worn those things. Does she not realize she's not 13? What am I saying, everything she says and does seems to come from a mean 13 year old.

    • fitley

      God would only wear those if he was standing next to a taller God on a desert planet.

  • OurHoboSenator

    Needz moar hate chicken

  • rickmaci

    In Boston, they would say nothing says Combat Zone like 4 inch platform gladiator sandals.

    • Lascauxcaveman

      Says "Wet T-Shirt" contest to me, and I say BRING IT ON.

    • Dudleydidwrong

      In Baltimore, those would be perfect for The Block .

      • widestanceromance

        What's left of her is perfect for what's left of The Block.

  • nounverb911

    Needs more copyright infringement!

  • Callyson

    Now she'll be the next makeover on What Not to Wear. Can't wait to hear Stacy and Clinton snark on her…

    • tessiee

      Stacy's a big enough bitch to be more than a match for Silly Sarah.

    • ChessieNefercat

      Idon't know about snark. It might be a case of words fail… open-mouthed stunned horror might be more like it.

  • It's almost hard to believe we came thisclose to having Peg Bundy as VP.

    • SorosBot

      She mixes Peg's class and work ethic with Kelly's smarts and Al's conscience and views on women.

      • BerkeleyBear

        Don't forget Bud's scheming and narcissism.

        • SorosBot

          But Bud is actually smart.

          • horsedreamer_1

            Bud is Piper.

    • Lascauxcaveman

      That woman in not fit to clean Peg Bundy's hairbrush.

    • Negropolis

      Peg fuckin' Bundy libel. Peg had more character in her leopard-print blouse than Sarah Palin has in her entire body.

    • MonkeyBiz

      BOO BOO. Well played.

  • Definitely not Neiman Marcus. Please Schadenfreude God, tell me that she's finally running out of money.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Wonder what the tramp stamps look like.

    • Nostrildamus

      A picture of herself, except with $ for eyeballs.

    • IonaTrailer
      • BerkeleyBear

        Cannot. Be. Unseen. (But can be giggled at – damn, some people are even more pathetic than me).

    • CthuNHu


    • TootsStansbury

      An oil drenched eagle.

    • YasserArraFeck

      Insert cash/credit card here"

    • jcinco

      "this side up"

  • Not_So_Much

    Her expression looks like she just shit herself…and she liked it.

    • YasserArraFeck

      "Palin/Vitter 2016!"

    • tessiee

      Yeah, "looks like".

    • An_Outhouse

      She is so high that it felt good and that's all that matters.

    • Thank you, thank you, thank you! The best laugh I've had all day!

  • SorosBot

    With the name Steelman, it would make more sense to wear the version of the S worn by the Superman spin-off Steel – but then, he's a black guy.

    • NorthStarSpanx

      But because it is Palin-pronounced Stillman, it really doesn't make sense.

    • GlowneyHouse

      So is Chris Weber. We CAN all get along.

  • ChernobylSoup

    Previously on this forum I blamed Satan for girls who wear clodhoppers. Looks like I was right.

    • GemlikeFlame

      I've spent a lifetime searching for the tenth circle of Inferno, hoping desperately that I wouldn't find it..

      And here it is. I had Sarah pegged for the eighth circle (fraud), but she just managed to define her way into a whole new circle of her own. Tenth circle, I dub thee Palinry, and the 12th deadly sin. Damn you to hell. Also.

  • Come here a minute

    Is that some kind of rocket shoe?

    • Preferred Customer

      She is auditioning to replace Gene Simmons.

  • nounverb911

    Where do we mail the kryptonite?

  • Baconzgood


  • sewollef

    I presume the 'S' on her t-shirt stands for 'Stupid Shithead'.


  • aaarrrgh

    damn you, Rebecca Schoenkopf, for reminding me of that woman.

    as a radical leftist, the overwhelming shame of my life is that all i can say about sarah is: i'd hit that.

    oy. i hate myself.

    • Lascauxcaveman

      You'd change your mind once you got an up-close look at her. Or if she spoke. Or if you weren't really drunk.

    • rickmaci

      Palin. Forget it. Buuuut, that other one, the blond. Maybe a half dozen long necks and little bump and grind dancing and my milfy part might be interested.

      • HistoriCat

        You'd better listen to her voice first. After all, Palin was Wonkette't GILF before anyone had heard her speak.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    "to be worn behind the wheel of her monster truck."
    I'm sure that this monster truck also has monster truck nutz.

    • chicken_thief

      And a gun rack.

      • ChessieNefercat

        And no sense of shame.

  • bravo_sierra

    Nothing about this outfit makes sense. It is possible that Alaska Walmarts only get clothing rejected by the lower 48?

    • nounverb911

      Russia, it's closer.

      • emmelemm

        The used clothes rejected by Goodwill get shipped to Russia (and Africa, natch), then rejected by Russia, then shipped back to Alaska, where they're boughten by Wasilla trailer trash.

        • ChessieNefercat

          She stole them from a Goodwill dumpster.

  • Texan_Bulldog

    Looks like someone is jealous that Jenna Jameson stole the spotlight last week.

    • One_who_wanders

      My first thought was that it looked like an outtake from "Nailin' Palin II: MILF on the road!"

  • eggsacklywright

    General Zod would like a word.

  • Baconzgood

    No wonder they McCain gave her so much $ for clothes. Left to dress herself she looks like a Meth head at a Skinny Puppy concert.

    • Dildeaux

      +1 for the pup reference. Well done.

      • Baconzgood

        I've been holding the Skinny Puppy reference in my back pocket for a year now. I'm glad I was finally able to use it.

        • emmelemm

          "All men commend patience, although few are willing to practice it."

  • timbo71351

    White trash

  • coolhandnuke

    Science and facts are her kryptonite.

    • tessiee

      Oh, if only that *were* true; we'd be rid of her by now.

  • arihaya

    if Sarah Palin is as ugly and revolting as Roger Ailes not even a single wingnut would care about what she said

    • tessiee

      Give her two more years.

  • Baconzgood

    Now with the 15 year old psudo hipster tee shirt, and the shoes, we tend to over look that ugly fucking belt buckle!

    • Biff

      And I assume she has her name engraved in the back of her belt, for reasons that should be obvious to all Wonketeers…

    • Thing looks like a Valentine's Day donut.

      • Baconzgood

        I'm going with a roller skate wheel or a Lucky Charm's plastic compass she found in the box.

      • Looks like a yo yo to me.

    • ChessieNefercat

      Is that her Jesus cross crotch buckle? So tasteful.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    I think they're having one of those sex-toy sales parties, and Sarah is giving the "vibrating butterfly" a test drive…

  • If that gives you an erection, you have deep-seated issues.

    • SorosBot

      What if it makes you see starbursts?

    • PhilippePetain

      It's not my fault that my hooker grandmother abandoned me.

  • BklynIlluminati

    Did she borrow those shoes from Parliament Funkadelic ?

  • taylormattd

    She found those shoes in the alley dumpster behind the set of RuPaul's Drag Race.

    • nomadicview

      Oh please, Ru has much better taste than that. After all, he does something that Sarah does even attempt. He looks like a woman.

  • YouBetcha

    I'd hit that. Over forty and feelin' foxy.

    • chicken_thief

      Pokies or gtfo, Lou Sarah!

  • ChernobylSoup

    Typically when I see a grandma who looks like that, it's when I'm taking a foster child to his/her court-ordered family visitation.

  • Baconzgood

    Those shoes need moar goldfish.

    • HistoriCat

      Pimp libel!

  • She thinks she's being "fiscally responsible" by shopping at the kids section of Wal-Mart.

  • Somebody 'shopped Sarah Palin onto a Thai ladyboy's legs!!

    • sewollef

      I'm not falling for that one twice in one day.

    • tessiee

      This can only be Rush's favorite fantasy.

  • Dildeaux

    I can see her new tramp stamp.

    • Ducksworthy

      The one that says "Insert coins in slot"?

      • widestanceromance

        Please pay before pumping.

        • horsedreamer_1

          It's a windfall profits tax.

  • Stupid shoes. They should be made of lucite with a goldfish in the 5-inch platform.

    • Tundra Grifter

      Frenchy Fuqua libel !

      [You youngs will just have to Google him. Nanner, nanner!]

    • tessiee

      Huggy Bear libel!

  • Buzz Feedback

    titz or gtfo

  • jefdlee

    No wonder the RNC had to spend so much money dressing her in 2008. This is what happens when she's left to her own devices.

    • Tundra Grifter

      Or, she just kept the shoes.

  • gullywompr

    Bless her heart.

    • Biff

      OK, but only if you plan on eating it…

    • Isyaignert

      Isn't that Southern belle speak for "bite me" or something like that?

      • gullywompr

        Several meanings:

        1. That person is so sweet for doing such a wonderful thing.
        2. That person, even though refarded, is really trying their best.
        3. That person can bite me.

        Take your pick.

    • blueflowers

      I find this more insulting than almost anything else written about her. Southern passive aggression for the win!

  • chicken_thief

    If the thighs were twice as fat, I'd swear that was Brisdull.

  • viennawoods13

    Clothing matching her mental age.

  • Schmannnity

    This is what happens when the Republican National Committee is not buying her clothes.

  • She looks like a downmarket streetwalker

    • Tundra Grifter

      More truck stop than main street.

      • Jus_Wonderin

        And more Rest Stop than Truck Stop.

    • Dudleydidwrong

      Lot lizard showin' off.

      • Biff

        All she's missing is the Mag-Lite for banging on sleeper doors. Or so I've heard. Not that I'm a recovering former trucker, or anything like that…

    • horsedreamer_1

      Don't think about it; it's Anchorage, baby.

  • BarackMyWorld

    In Steelman's TV ad featuring Palin, she manages to cram every single catchphrase she knows into 30 seconds, with enough time for her to say her own name, Steelman's name, and the candidate approval notice somehow. It was like watching EVERY SINGLE OTHER TV APPEARANCE she has ever made, but with the actual candidate's name shoe-horned in Mad-Lib style.

  • fartknocker

    She must have called Bristol and asked for some fashion sense.

    I do look forward to Barb's and LimeyLizzie comments on this particular subject.

    FYI: I am not surprised about this.

  • SorosBot

    Looking closer, what the fuck is with that belt? It's super-wide, and has an enormous fucking buckle with some image that I can't really make out on it. What the fuck? Who ever wears a belt with a big ugly buckle like that?

  • freakishlywrong

    Is that…Sarah Steelman? Is that the reason for the Superman PJs? Fuck me.

  • The S is for Stupid…

  • barto

    I like the utility belt that probably weaponizes her crotch.

    • Baconzgood

      I read a lotta Batman as a kid and I never, ever, seen have a roller skate wheel belt buckle on his utility belt.

    • tessiee

      "the utility belt that probably weaponizes her crotch"

      Like it needs it.

  • The belt buckle really completes the whole truck-stop-hooker ensemble. Although somebody should tell her it was Wonder Woman who wore the bulletproof bracelets, not Superman.

    • jcinco

      I think it's a crucifix or has a picture of baby jebus on it, strategically placed just above her vajayjay.

  • Biff

    Jesus Christ, they grow 'em stupid in Idaho Alaska Amercia.

    • sewollef

      "…. Amercia. "

      I'm a little off my game this Monday, so I'll apologise ahead of the slap down.

      Deliberate, right?

    • jcinco

      you mean the trailer park?

  • coolhandnuke

    Gentleman, Steelman and the Woman of Steal on stage two. Put your hands together, get out your wallets and give it up for these fine ladies.

  • The next photo in the sequence is Snowbilly tits over teakettle behind the stage from the very slight push delivered by blondie. It must be the shoes!

  • ElPinche

    Unseen by the naked eye, there is a methlab in each of her fuckme high heels.

    She does realize that Superman is big ole liberal , right?

    • emmelemm

      And that he was invented by Jews?

  • smashedinhat

    Suggested Alt Text: look bitch, this is my corner.

  • Allmighty_Manos

    Too bad Qadaffi is dead, seems like he would have hit it off really well with her.

  • Oblios_Cap

    It appears $arah's new meth diet is really working. She looks like shit.

    • sewollef

      Hence the t-shirt.

    • BerkeleyBear

      But skinny shit, which is all that matters. Right, Bristol? Never mind, put your nose back in the feedbag.

    • jcinco

      pretty soon she'll be too weak to carry those recently purchased giant utters around..

    • PhilippePetain

      I mean, no joke, she's probably on uppers.

  • eggsacklywright

    Looks like that other chick is trying to tip her over.

    • Oblios_Cap

      Cow tipping is still legal.

    • tessiee

      She'd need two dollars for that.

  • Calapine

    Sarah 2016: White Trash for the White House!

  • Gorillionaire

    "We'll get a smaller midget!"

    • Baconzgood

      They need to bring back the comment of the day.

    • Angry_Marmot

      "Wouldn't we look like a bunch of Johnny-come-latelies, bragging on our own midget?"

  • IonaTrailer

    My cat throws up better outfits than that.

  • Jus_Wonderin

    Is her belt buckle an "Easy" button?

  • tessiee

    Madon', she's been hittin the meth pretty hard.

  • arihaya

    wow editrix, some nice photo of ladyboys you have there

  • tessiee

    Nice neck veins.

  • Carabella1

    T-shirt – Walmart
    Mom capris – Wasilla rummage sale
    Combat gladiator shoes – Payless
    Bugeye aviator sunglasses – some random Crackerbarrel
    Statement – trailer trash… the true patriots

  • CountryClubJihadi

    Pretty sure that's the same crucifix belt buckle she's been wearing lately. She looks like TJ Maxx and Jesus threw up on her.

    • ChessieNefercat

      And who can blame them?

  • What I dislike most is her dumb rabbit face, which she has generously bequeathed to her offspring. The homely gene is so strong that it even cancels out Tawd's mild attractiveness. The no-ass-havin' is a dealbreaker, also.

    • TootsStansbury

      She looks like she is saying"DERP".

  • Blueb4sinrise

    I reckon that Mizzou primary is today, so we'll know tonight whether …………….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    • PubOption

      Sorry guys, It's tomorrow. So one more day of suffering political ads on TV, and one more day of not knowing which teatard-pandering Republican will get the nomination.

  • SheriffRoscoe

    Friday evening flight from LAX to Vegas. I see hooches like that all the time. Girl's gotta make that money, y'all.

  • hagajim

    Her new clothing line – "Hillbilly Cotoure" – Yes and I spelled Coutore the way Sarah wants it speeled.

    • NorthStarSpanx

      Ahem, it's Rouge Couge Coater.

  • anniegetyerfun

    Bitch still has a great figure.

    • CthuNHu

      The blonde? Yeah, I'd hi-… — uh, I'd be willing to engage in, uh, civil discourse with that pleasant lady over a cup of tea, where "cup of tea" may or may not mean "mattress".

      The ridiculous dime-store Made-in-China knockoff brand Mighty Meth Anger Grifter action figure on the left? Not so much.

      • anniegetyerfun

        For someone who has birth god-knows-how-many children? I'm impressed.

        • tessiee

          I'd rather have a fat ass than half a brain.

      • CthuNHu

        Ugh. Just spent five minutes at Ms. Steelman's website.

        I hereby retract and disavow any and all attraction to this odious vulgarian.

        Her rancid devotion to Tea Partyist postulates and argumentation is not my cup of tea.

        • You could have predicted that from the harpy standing next to her.

  • I don't see what the big deal is. I see people like that at WalMart all the time.

    • Biff

      You should stay out of walmart, then.

      • sewollef

        Thankfully, we don't have 'em in NYC.

  • Sacanagem

    She looks….skinny. Like, crystal meth/eating disorder skinny. (Besides the tragic ensemble)

    I wonder what Moose Lady's followers would say if they found out that their hard-earned pennies were going up her nose.

    • timbo71351

      They wouldn't give a fuck. They would figure it was just the liberal media making up shit, or Michelle Obama does dope too and you never hear about that, or that she's a "Christian" so it's OK. Hell, if they weren't giving that money to Snow Snooki, they would be sending it to a televangelist, or a Nigerian e-mail scam or to someone running a pigeon drop in the Walmart parking lot

  • MacRaith

    I could post something really mean about Krypto the Superdog, but I like dogs too much.

  • Billmatic

    It's amazing how much shoes do to change the outfit, if she was wearing Chucks we'd all be endeared by her surprising dorky chic.

    • tessiee

      "Endeared" is perhaps asking a bit much — but yes, you're right, chucks would be perfect with that outfit.

      • Billmatic

        Instead she goin like Santa Claus: ho, ho, ho.

  • Belt buckle = Staples Easy button. Now that was easy!

  • That beltbuckle looks like she carved up a croc and taped it to a belt. And why is she leaning so awkwardly forward? Hasn't she learned to walk with those ta-tas yet? No, because they're brand new! Has she had breast implant surgery recently? I think this is proof.

    The beige belt and black capri jeans are what really pushes this over the top, though.

  • The meth-skinniness and the bolt-ons would indicate that Sarah is getting ready for her tasteful Playboy spread. Hugh Hefner probably thinks she looks great.

    • jcinco

      or her tampa strip mall appearance to distract from thurston's crowning.

  • tessiee

    She's one bad dye job away from being Petunia from Futurama:

    • Dudleydidwrong

      Petunia is much cuter. Lou Sara's just easier.

    • Ducksworthy


  • widestanceromance

    Now, there's an outfit that doesn't quit halfway through.

    I swear, I smelled something bad when I scrolled her off the screen very fast.

  • Biff

    They frame the adam's apple nicely, no?

  • The S is for Skank.

  • larrykat

    I believe her belt buckle is actually a secret Knights Templar decoder ring… used to decipher her messages from God.

  • Publius

    Sarah's got a brand new coke habit.

  • Monsieur_Grumpe
    • Biff

      What do you want from life?
      Certainly not Lou $arah!

  • tessiee

    Well, there's the witch and the wardrobe.
    I suppose if I were foolish enough to turn the sound on, I'd hear the lyin'.

  • Ha ha! "Steelman"! I get it! It is a pune, or play on words!

  • BZ1

    What does that "S" stand for, now, be creative …

    • the_problem_child


    • Dildeaux


    • BerkeleyBear

      Seven silly snakes stuck in a snatch?

    • Snuffleupagus

    • Baconzgood


  • Hey – NOT HER FAULT!!!!

    TLC mixed up her wardrobe with the one from Truck Stop Crack Hoes.

  • FlyOverGirl

    I love you all so much right now. *huge tears are welling up.*

  • DahBoner

    Is this another aging Stripper/Pornstar endorsement for Romney?

    It's so hard to keep up with the smut these days…

  • crybabyboehner

    You mean reacharound shades ?

  • Eve8Apples

    And this kids is why you should never back to school shop at an interstate truck shop after cooking up a fresh supply of meth.

  • An_Outhouse

    The shoes say "Fuck Me!!" but the pants scream "I just beat up a 12 year old and stole his pants".

  • Baba_NinjaCat12


  • 1stNewtontheMoon

    I'll take trademark infringement for $1000, Alex.

  • You know who else wrapped his fake tits in a v-neck superman tee?

  • Does nobody else see at least 6 toes poking out of the nearest shoe? I must admit it's somewhat of a relief that it's not a cloven hoof, but still.

  • rickmaci

    Sorry, no sympathy for the she devil.

  • Dildeaux

    "So Im blowin this guy in the front seat of his Peterbuilt and I look in the sleeping compartment and BAM, I lock my eyeballs on these goddamn shoes! Arent they wonderful? Traded head for heels. I won, didnt I?"

  • i would say less rolling stones and more ke$ha.

    • horsedreamer_1

      Tik-Tok Libel!!!

  • LakeLucilleLoon

    I'd have gone with a tube top.

    • jcinco

      well if the dumb bitch would have taken the clothes she ripped off from the RNC to the dry cleaners instead of wadding them up in the back of her closet she wouldn't have to wear clothes from Hot Topic. Oh and it appears when she goes to Hot Topic she drops in at Claire's for her accessories..just like any 14 year old mall rat.

      • LakeLucilleLoon

        I had to look up Hot Topic; we don't have them here in AK. I guess that she could shop there now, as a size 0!! Not sure what Claires is either but google tells me that they have very cheap and lowly priced accessories and jewelry…your comment has been a kind of education for me! I guess if I had children, or knew any children I'd know these things, but I'm kind of out of the loop with Sarah Palin/Teen Fashion…there was no Hot Topic or Claires type stores during my youth. Everything we ever got was shipped twice per year from Land's End catalogue, autumn and spring, that's it, you picked out what you needed for school and for summer break and it came in the mail and you made it work. It wasn't always fashionable but that's all we got.

  • randcoolcatdaddy

    Wait … I thought Thelma and Louise drove off the cliff….

  • Living in Joy

    I'm thinkin' that she needs the "S" on her shirt so she knows it's hers, kind of like days of the week underwear which I am sure she wears (thong addition doncha know cause she's hot). Probably Willow has a "W" and Bristol has a "B" which I am sure that Willow thinks is appropriate for her big sister.

  • PubOption

    Come on guys, it's not the first time Palin has stood on shaky platforms.

  • Antispandex

    Super Momma Grizzly Moose Huntress Snowbilly….also, too!

  • BigSkullF*ckingDog

    Man, I always miss all the best snark when I have to actually work.

  • Bluestem

    That's not a belt buckle. That's a red plastic changemaker.

  • Esteev

    I feel like a John just looking at this photo.

  • Isyaignert

    Clodhoppers – I haven't heard that word in 50 years!

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  • owhatever

    Sorry, but Brisket easily out-trashes her mother. Nailin' Palin Jr. is already in production.

  • rocktonsam

    Willow is twating… " my bitch mom stole my clodhopper shoes and my favorite blow job t-shirt." probably

  • litbrit

    Oh my…where to begin? First, those platform sandals. There is no earthly reason someone with Mrs. Palin's millions can't afford tasteful, classy shoes. Which means she's wearing those hideous monstrosities because she LIKES them and thinks they look awesome. ::shudder:: Second, I don't care how slim you are, when you're at or near fifty, wearing what appears to be yanked from your teenager daughter's Goodwill pile just comes off kind of desperate-looking and weird. Third, the French are right: at a certain age, a woman must choose between her face and her derriere. Lose too much weight in the body, and your face and neck will take on all the scrawny charm of a barnyard chicken during a drought. As dreadful as I found Mrs. Palin's politics when she burst onto the scene in '08, I couldn't deny that she was very pretty, because she was. It's not the four years that have robbed her face of its pleasant lines and sparkle; it's a deep meanness, along with an obvious starvation regime. And possibly something quite sinister–speed or similar. (I will add that I'd be just as sad abd critical if a handsome-but-airheaded male politician turned up looking this…depleted.)

  • Grokenstein

    It's like there's a trainwreck inside my eye sockets.

  • SenileAgitation

    What a mess. I can't stop looking, so many wrongs strung together, it's the wardrobe equivalent of her speech: inconsistent, clumsy, earnest, pointlessly provocative, and careless. I can't wait for the Palin Collection at Target.

    • rocktonsam

      or the Dollar Store probably

  • OldRedneck

    I'm from East Tennessee and lived several years in West Virginia. I know a LOT of trailer trash wimmin, almost married one. Not one of them would be caught dead looking like either one of these ho's.

  • OldRedneck

    Now I know where I've seen these two before — they were lot lizards servicing truckers at the I-10 Truck Stop south of Tucson.

    • TribecaMike

      Is there still a strip joint there?

  • FannyBurney

    I can see hooker from my house.

  • TribecaMike

    The skank also rises.

    • not that Dewey

      The Old Woman and the Tee

  • Puffperney

    Cruel shoes!

  • fishwharf

    Yes, her outfit is a bit of a mess, but I like Sarah — in a MILFY kind of way.

  • Negropolis

    Wait, is Ms. Palin going to a political rally, or is she going clubbing?

    You know, usually you could criticize this as sexist, but in this case, what she is wearing is inappropriate to the circumstance and it has nothing to do with her being a woman.

  • Negropolis

    "When you walk in the bar, and you look like a star, rockin' your eff-me-pumps…."

  • Thunderclees


  • insidebeltway

    The shoes are Bristol's freebies from Candies. The belt buckle has a giant red cross on it.

  • ttommyunger

    Nothing wrong with hitting fifty, but hitting fifty and trying to look fifteen; definitely soft-on inducing.

  • dcjdjay

    Screechy bimbo's endorsement was the kiss of death.

  • BlueJoubert

    She's said over and over she buys her clothes at consignment shops. Well, obviously, but the consignment shops are at the end of a skin head campout. What a tramp. Trailer trash is far too classy for her.

  • fitley

    Those shoes let her bunions breathe…heavily. For the kicker count her toes. 6. Ewwww.

  • mosjef

    You can almost see the trailer park from the stage.

  • thurufally

    I thought this was the media rollout of the "Sarah Steelman" vibrator that Palin's endorsing..

  • LibrarianX

    Where is James O'Keefe? Is this another hooker stunt?

  • LibrarianX

    The posture says 'anal leakage.'

  • KeepFnThatChicken


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  • Eastwest49

    As she fades away I'm feeling something like premature sentimentality…

  • greencar

    Get a new job Rebecca, your bitterness is getting the best of you. And Hey, Sarah has sleeves! More than I can say for Michelle O.

  • joeytranchina

    I ran a needle exchange program for almost 25 years.
    That's how my meth clients looked before their teeth fell out.
    I'm serious, the woman, who was once sexy…
    at least until you looked in her fanatically ignorant eyes…
    Now looks seriously unhealthy.

    "What is the ugliest part of your body?
    some say your nose…some say your toes…
    But I think it;s your mind." Frank Zappa

  • Everhope

    She’s going all M. Cyrus on us.

  • Politics_Nerd

    I’d buy that for a dollar.

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