WOMAN OF WEALTH AND TASTE  12:31 pm August 6, 2012

Here Is A Picture Of Sarah Palin Looking Wonderfully Elegant And Refined

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

That's a spicy meatball!

Robin Givhan, can we get a ruling? What is the most elegant and refined part of Sexy Grandma Sarah Palin’s campaigning ward-robe? The pedal pushers? Those clodhoppers? We see nothing wrong with the Superman tee — it’s playful and very cute, fitting as it does those way bigger jugs she’s got pinned on! We are going to go with the wrap-around sunglasses, to be worn behind the wheel of her monster truck. Nothing says class — or is it “military dictator”? — like wraparound shades.

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FNMA August 6, 2012 at 12:34 pm

HOOKER LIBEL!!!11!!!

eggsacklywright August 6, 2012 at 12:41 pm

Klass with a kapital KKK.

GunToting[Redacted] August 6, 2012 at 1:15 pm

OT, but funny. I had the Olympics on yesterday (women's indoor volleyball) and heard this great out-of-context quote: "It doesn't matter who is in front of the 6' 4" Hooker…"

BerkeleyBear August 6, 2012 at 2:26 pm

Oh it gets better – her first name is Destinee.

Negropolis August 7, 2012 at 2:45 am

And she is beautiful. Pity about the name, though. Destinee Hooker sounds like a stage name.

larrykat August 6, 2012 at 1:24 pm

Now THAT'S the bitch I want runnin' thuh cuntree…

jcinco August 6, 2012 at 4:07 pm

yep, cuz nothing says presidential like a good pair of gladiators.

valthemus August 6, 2012 at 7:21 pm

Kryptonian libel!

"Look! Up on the stage… IT'S SUPER-SKANK!"

ChessieNefercat August 6, 2012 at 7:45 pm

I'll say. Poor hookers. Guilt by association.

SorosBot August 6, 2012 at 12:34 pm

She's wearing a t-shirt celebrating an illegal immigrant!

kittensdontlie August 6, 2012 at 2:37 pm

Pray that un-american t-shirt is enough to have her deported…at least back to Alaska.

jcinco August 6, 2012 at 4:09 pm

preferably dumbfuckistan.

horsedreamer_1 August 6, 2012 at 7:06 pm

Kal-El=/=Kenya

ChernobylSoup August 6, 2012 at 12:34 pm

Is it possible to make shoes so ugly even god wouldn't wear them?

SorosBot August 6, 2012 at 12:38 pm

Uggs?

ChessieNefercat August 6, 2012 at 7:48 pm

No, next to these, Uggs are delicate, dainty, and refined.

CastleRockBear August 7, 2012 at 12:51 pm

No…Fugs :)

ChillBill August 6, 2012 at 12:38 pm

Tom Cruise would.

Preferred Customer August 6, 2012 at 12:43 pm

Add Vibram Five Fingers soles to Sarah's clogs above and I think you've got it.

IonaTrailer August 6, 2012 at 12:50 pm

I've got the definitive answer right here: http://www.vogue.co.uk/blogs/the-vogue-blog/2009/

tessiee August 6, 2012 at 1:02 pm

I'm actually frightened of those… whatever they are… things.

Preferred Customer August 6, 2012 at 1:02 pm

Wow. That's like the cobbler equivalent of goatse. Some things can never be unseen.

Dudleydidwrong August 6, 2012 at 1:04 pm

Those are the ugliest fucking things ever made. Lou Sarah would love them.

viennawoods13 August 6, 2012 at 1:20 pm

The only person I've seen wear those is Lady Gaga (of course)

Harrison Wintergreen August 6, 2012 at 12:58 pm

Maybe, but if so I think it would have to be these.

tessiee August 6, 2012 at 1:02 pm

Manolo weeps:
http://shoeblogs.com/

An excerpt which I find on-topic:

"Manolo says, this is the best sort of midlife crisis, the one in which the person works diligently to improve herself physically and mentally.

How often do we hear about the lady of the certain age who, determined to grasp one last time at the thorn bush of super sexiness, has spent her efforts on six-inch stripper heels, hootchie mama booty shorts, and Dr. Roberto Rey’s Patented Plastic F-cup Bosoms.

Ayyyy! Such folly!

Manolo says, booty shorts do not light the path to personal enlightenment."

Nothingisamiss August 6, 2012 at 1:10 pm

It bothers me on some level that I understand absolutely every reference in this comment.

miss_grundy August 6, 2012 at 1:14 pm

Nor does looking like a teenager who buys her apparel at Walmart.

PsycWench August 6, 2012 at 1:02 pm

It looks like she started out with full-length pants but they shrunk up trying to get away from the bondage shoes.

emmelemm August 6, 2012 at 1:54 pm

Wow! You're right!

ChessieNefercat August 6, 2012 at 7:46 pm

Poor frightened pants. They must not have known the safe word.

ChessieNefercat August 6, 2012 at 7:47 pm

Roman gladiators wouldn't have worn those things. Does she not realize she's not 13? What am I saying, everything she says and does seems to come from a mean 13 year old.

fitley August 13, 2012 at 7:09 am

God would only wear those if he was standing next to a taller God on a desert planet.

OurHoboSenator August 6, 2012 at 12:35 pm

Needz moar hate chicken

rickmaci August 6, 2012 at 12:35 pm

In Boston, they would say nothing says Combat Zone like 4 inch platform gladiator sandals.

Lascauxcaveman August 6, 2012 at 12:54 pm

Says "Wet T-Shirt" contest to me, and I say BRING IT ON.

Dudleydidwrong August 6, 2012 at 1:05 pm

In Baltimore, those would be perfect for The Block .

widestanceromance August 6, 2012 at 1:08 pm

What's left of her is perfect for what's left of The Block.

nounverb911 August 6, 2012 at 12:35 pm

Needs more copyright infringement!

Callyson August 6, 2012 at 12:35 pm

Now she'll be the next makeover on What Not to Wear. Can't wait to hear Stacy and Clinton snark on her…

tessiee August 6, 2012 at 1:03 pm

Stacy's a big enough bitch to be more than a match for Silly Sarah.

ChessieNefercat August 6, 2012 at 7:49 pm

Idon't know about snark. It might be a case of words fail… open-mouthed stunned horror might be more like it.

boobookitteh August 6, 2012 at 12:35 pm

It's almost hard to believe we came thisclose to having Peg Bundy as VP.

SorosBot August 6, 2012 at 12:39 pm

She mixes Peg's class and work ethic with Kelly's smarts and Al's conscience and views on women.

BerkeleyBear August 6, 2012 at 2:28 pm

Don't forget Bud's scheming and narcissism.

SorosBot August 6, 2012 at 2:40 pm

But Bud is actually smart.

horsedreamer_1 August 6, 2012 at 7:07 pm

Bud is Piper.

Lascauxcaveman August 6, 2012 at 12:56 pm

That woman in not fit to clean Peg Bundy's hairbrush.

Negropolis August 7, 2012 at 2:49 am

Peg fuckin' Bundy libel. Peg had more character in her leopard-print blouse than Sarah Palin has in her entire body.

MonkeyBiz August 7, 2012 at 12:51 pm

BOO BOO. Well played.

ChillBill August 6, 2012 at 12:35 pm

Definitely not Neiman Marcus. Please Schadenfreude God, tell me that she's finally running out of money.

BaldarTFlagass August 6, 2012 at 12:36 pm

Wonder what the tramp stamps look like.

Nostrildamus August 6, 2012 at 12:44 pm

A picture of herself, except with $ for eyeballs.

IonaTrailer August 6, 2012 at 12:52 pm
BerkeleyBear August 6, 2012 at 2:34 pm

Cannot. Be. Unseen. (But can be giggled at – damn, some people are even more pathetic than me).

CthuNHu August 6, 2012 at 1:03 pm

"YOUR COMPANY LOGO HERE"

TootsStansbury August 6, 2012 at 1:16 pm

An oil drenched eagle.

YasserArraFeck August 6, 2012 at 1:27 pm

Insert cash/credit card here"

jcinco August 6, 2012 at 4:13 pm

"this side up"

Not_So_Much August 6, 2012 at 12:36 pm

Her expression looks like she just shit herself…and she liked it.

YasserArraFeck August 6, 2012 at 1:27 pm

"Palin/Vitter 2016!"

tessiee August 6, 2012 at 1:30 pm

Yeah, "looks like".

An_Outhouse August 6, 2012 at 2:00 pm

She is so high that it felt good and that's all that matters.

outragedcitizen August 6, 2012 at 4:07 pm

Thank you, thank you, thank you! The best laugh I've had all day!

SorosBot August 6, 2012 at 12:36 pm

With the name Steelman, it would make more sense to wear the version of the S worn by the Superman spin-off Steel – but then, he's a black guy.

NorthStarSpanx August 6, 2012 at 2:20 pm

But because it is Palin-pronounced Stillman, it really doesn't make sense.

GlowneyHouse August 6, 2012 at 3:58 pm

So is Chris Weber. We CAN all get along.

ChernobylSoup August 6, 2012 at 12:36 pm

Previously on this forum I blamed Satan for girls who wear clodhoppers. Looks like I was right.

GemlikeFlame August 6, 2012 at 1:54 pm

I've spent a lifetime searching for the tenth circle of Inferno, hoping desperately that I wouldn't find it..

And here it is. I had Sarah pegged for the eighth circle (fraud), but she just managed to define her way into a whole new circle of her own. Tenth circle, I dub thee Palinry, and the 12th deadly sin. Damn you to hell. Also.

Come here a minute August 6, 2012 at 12:37 pm

Is that some kind of rocket shoe?

Preferred Customer August 6, 2012 at 12:44 pm

She is auditioning to replace Gene Simmons.

nounverb911 August 6, 2012 at 12:37 pm

Where do we mail the kryptonite?

Baconzgood August 6, 2012 at 12:37 pm

SUPER CUNT!

sewollef August 6, 2012 at 12:37 pm

I presume the 'S' on her t-shirt stands for 'Stupid Shithead'.

Amirite?

aaarrrgh August 6, 2012 at 12:38 pm

damn you, Rebecca Schoenkopf, for reminding me of that woman.

as a radical leftist, the overwhelming shame of my life is that all i can say about sarah is: i'd hit that.

oy. i hate myself.

Lascauxcaveman August 6, 2012 at 12:58 pm

You'd change your mind once you got an up-close look at her. Or if she spoke. Or if you weren't really drunk.

rickmaci August 6, 2012 at 2:12 pm

Palin. Forget it. Buuuut, that other one, the blond. Maybe a half dozen long necks and little bump and grind dancing and my milfy part might be interested.

HistoriCat August 6, 2012 at 2:26 pm

You'd better listen to her voice first. After all, Palin was Wonkette't GILF before anyone had heard her speak.

BaldarTFlagass August 6, 2012 at 12:38 pm

"to be worn behind the wheel of her monster truck."
I'm sure that this monster truck also has monster truck nutz.

chicken_thief August 6, 2012 at 12:43 pm

And a gun rack.

ChessieNefercat August 6, 2012 at 7:51 pm

And no sense of shame.

bravo_sierra August 6, 2012 at 12:38 pm

Nothing about this outfit makes sense. It is possible that Alaska Walmarts only get clothing rejected by the lower 48?

nounverb911 August 6, 2012 at 12:39 pm

Russia, it's closer.

emmelemm August 6, 2012 at 1:59 pm

The used clothes rejected by Goodwill get shipped to Russia (and Africa, natch), then rejected by Russia, then shipped back to Alaska, where they're boughten by Wasilla trailer trash.

ChessieNefercat August 6, 2012 at 7:51 pm

She stole them from a Goodwill dumpster.

Texan_Bulldog August 6, 2012 at 12:38 pm

Looks like someone is jealous that Jenna Jameson stole the spotlight last week.

One_who_wanders August 6, 2012 at 3:27 pm

My first thought was that it looked like an outtake from "Nailin' Palin II: MILF on the road!"

eggsacklywright August 6, 2012 at 12:38 pm

General Zod would like a word.

Baconzgood August 6, 2012 at 12:39 pm

No wonder they McCain gave her so much $ for clothes. Left to dress herself she looks like a Meth head at a Skinny Puppy concert.

Dildeaux August 6, 2012 at 12:45 pm

+1 for the pup reference. Well done.

Baconzgood August 6, 2012 at 12:53 pm

I've been holding the Skinny Puppy reference in my back pocket for a year now. I'm glad I was finally able to use it.

emmelemm August 6, 2012 at 2:00 pm

"All men commend patience, although few are willing to practice it."

timbo71351 August 6, 2012 at 12:39 pm

White trash

coolhandnuke August 6, 2012 at 12:39 pm

Science and facts are her kryptonite.

tessiee August 6, 2012 at 1:11 pm

Oh, if only that *were* true; we'd be rid of her by now.

arihaya August 6, 2012 at 12:39 pm

if Sarah Palin is as ugly and revolting as Roger Ailes not even a single wingnut would care about what she said

tessiee August 6, 2012 at 1:12 pm

Give her two more years.

Baconzgood August 6, 2012 at 12:40 pm

Now with the 15 year old psudo hipster tee shirt, and the shoes, we tend to over look that ugly fucking belt buckle!

Biff August 6, 2012 at 12:45 pm

And I assume she has her name engraved in the back of her belt, for reasons that should be obvious to all Wonketeers…

Spurning Beer August 6, 2012 at 12:59 pm

Thing looks like a Valentine's Day donut.

Baconzgood August 6, 2012 at 1:02 pm

I'm going with a roller skate wheel or a Lucky Charm's plastic compass she found in the box.

Fred_Wertham_Jr August 6, 2012 at 1:06 pm

Looks like a yo yo to me.

ChessieNefercat August 6, 2012 at 8:07 pm

Is that her Jesus cross crotch buckle? So tasteful.

BaldarTFlagass August 6, 2012 at 12:41 pm

I think they're having one of those sex-toy sales parties, and Sarah is giving the "vibrating butterfly" a test drive…

Chet Kincaid_ August 6, 2012 at 12:42 pm

If that gives you an erection, you have deep-seated issues.

SorosBot August 6, 2012 at 12:46 pm

What if it makes you see starbursts?

PhilippePetain August 6, 2012 at 4:22 pm

It's not my fault that my hooker grandmother abandoned me.

BklynIlluminati August 6, 2012 at 12:42 pm

Did she borrow those shoes from Parliament Funkadelic ?

taylormattd August 6, 2012 at 12:42 pm

She found those shoes in the alley dumpster behind the set of RuPaul's Drag Race.

nomadicview August 12, 2012 at 4:38 pm

Oh please, Ru has much better taste than that. After all, he does something that Sarah does even attempt. He looks like a woman.

YouBetcha August 6, 2012 at 12:42 pm

I'd hit that. Over forty and feelin' foxy.

chicken_thief August 6, 2012 at 12:47 pm

Pokies or gtfo, Lou Sarah!

ChernobylSoup August 6, 2012 at 12:42 pm

Typically when I see a grandma who looks like that, it's when I'm taking a foster child to his/her court-ordered family visitation.

Baconzgood August 6, 2012 at 12:42 pm

Those shoes need moar goldfish.

HistoriCat August 6, 2012 at 2:28 pm

Pimp libel!

ChillBill August 6, 2012 at 12:43 pm

She thinks she's being "fiscally responsible" by shopping at the kids section of Wal-Mart.

Chet Kincaid_ August 6, 2012 at 12:44 pm

Somebody 'shopped Sarah Palin onto a Thai ladyboy's legs!!

sewollef August 6, 2012 at 12:49 pm

I'm not falling for that one twice in one day.

tessiee August 6, 2012 at 1:24 pm

This can only be Rush's favorite fantasy.

Dildeaux August 6, 2012 at 12:44 pm

I can see her new tramp stamp.

Ducksworthy August 6, 2012 at 12:55 pm

The one that says "Insert coins in slot"?

widestanceromance August 6, 2012 at 1:11 pm

Please pay before pumping.

horsedreamer_1 August 6, 2012 at 7:08 pm

It's a windfall profits tax.

Chow Yun Flat August 6, 2012 at 12:44 pm

Stupid shoes. They should be made of lucite with a goldfish in the 5-inch platform.

Tundra Grifter August 6, 2012 at 12:50 pm

Frenchy Fuqua libel !

[You youngs will just have to Google him. Nanner, nanner!]

tessiee August 6, 2012 at 1:20 pm

Huggy Bear libel!

Buzz Feedback August 6, 2012 at 12:45 pm

titz or gtfo

jefdlee August 6, 2012 at 12:45 pm

No wonder the RNC had to spend so much money dressing her in 2008. This is what happens when she's left to her own devices.

Tundra Grifter August 6, 2012 at 12:51 pm

Or, she just kept the shoes.

gullywompr August 6, 2012 at 12:45 pm

Bless her heart.

Biff August 6, 2012 at 12:49 pm

OK, but only if you plan on eating it…

Isyaignert August 6, 2012 at 4:51 pm

Isn't that Southern belle speak for "bite me" or something like that?

gullywompr August 6, 2012 at 5:12 pm

Several meanings:

1. That person is so sweet for doing such a wonderful thing.
2. That person, even though refarded, is really trying their best.
3. That person can bite me.

Take your pick.

blueflowers August 14, 2012 at 9:04 am

I find this more insulting than almost anything else written about her. Southern passive aggression for the win!

chicken_thief August 6, 2012 at 12:46 pm

If the thighs were twice as fat, I'd swear that was Brisdull.

viennawoods13 August 6, 2012 at 12:46 pm

Clothing matching her mental age.

Schmannnity August 6, 2012 at 12:46 pm

This is what happens when the Republican National Committee is not buying her clothes.

Chow Yun Flat August 6, 2012 at 12:47 pm

She looks like a downmarket streetwalker

Tundra Grifter August 6, 2012 at 12:51 pm

More truck stop than main street.

Jus_Wonderin August 6, 2012 at 12:54 pm

And more Rest Stop than Truck Stop.

Dudleydidwrong August 6, 2012 at 1:10 pm

Lot lizard showin' off.

Biff August 6, 2012 at 1:15 pm

All she's missing is the Mag-Lite for banging on sleeper doors. Or so I've heard. Not that I'm a recovering former trucker, or anything like that…

horsedreamer_1 August 6, 2012 at 7:09 pm

Don't think about it; it's Anchorage, baby.

BarackMyWorld August 6, 2012 at 12:47 pm

In Steelman's TV ad featuring Palin, she manages to cram every single catchphrase she knows into 30 seconds, with enough time for her to say her own name, Steelman's name, and the candidate approval notice somehow. It was like watching EVERY SINGLE OTHER TV APPEARANCE she has ever made, but with the actual candidate's name shoe-horned in Mad-Lib style.

fartknocker August 6, 2012 at 12:47 pm

She must have called Bristol and asked for some fashion sense.

I do look forward to Barb's and LimeyLizzie comments on this particular subject.

FYI: I am not surprised about this. http://www.splcenter.org/blog/2012/08/06/bulletin

SorosBot August 6, 2012 at 12:47 pm

Looking closer, what the fuck is with that belt? It's super-wide, and has an enormous fucking buckle with some image that I can't really make out on it. What the fuck? Who ever wears a belt with a big ugly buckle like that?

freakishlywrong August 6, 2012 at 12:48 pm

Is that…Sarah Steelman? Is that the reason for the Superman PJs? Fuck me.

ManchuCandidate August 6, 2012 at 12:50 pm

The S is for Stupid…

barto August 6, 2012 at 12:50 pm

I like the utility belt that probably weaponizes her crotch.

Baconzgood August 6, 2012 at 12:59 pm

I read a lotta Batman as a kid and I never, ever, seen have a roller skate wheel belt buckle on his utility belt.

tessiee August 6, 2012 at 1:28 pm

"the utility belt that probably weaponizes her crotch"

Like it needs it.

SayItWithWookies August 6, 2012 at 12:51 pm

The belt buckle really completes the whole truck-stop-hooker ensemble. Although somebody should tell her it was Wonder Woman who wore the bulletproof bracelets, not Superman.

jcinco August 6, 2012 at 4:03 pm

I think it's a crucifix or has a picture of baby jebus on it, strategically placed just above her vajayjay.

Biff August 6, 2012 at 12:52 pm

Jesus Christ, they grow 'em stupid in Idaho Alaska Amercia.

sewollef August 6, 2012 at 1:39 pm

"…. Amercia. "

I'm a little off my game this Monday, so I'll apologise ahead of the slap down.

Deliberate, right?

Biff August 6, 2012 at 2:40 pm
jcinco August 6, 2012 at 4:03 pm

you mean the trailer park?

coolhandnuke August 6, 2012 at 12:52 pm

Gentleman, Steelman and the Woman of Steal on stage two. Put your hands together, get out your wallets and give it up for these fine ladies.

Chet Kincaid_ August 6, 2012 at 12:53 pm

The next photo in the sequence is Snowbilly tits over teakettle behind the stage from the very slight push delivered by blondie. It must be the shoes!

ElPinche August 6, 2012 at 12:54 pm

Unseen by the naked eye, there is a methlab in each of her fuckme high heels.

She does realize that Superman is big ole liberal , right?

emmelemm August 6, 2012 at 2:02 pm

And that he was invented by Jews?

smashedinhat August 6, 2012 at 12:54 pm

Suggested Alt Text: look bitch, this is my corner.

Allmighty_Manos August 6, 2012 at 12:55 pm

Too bad Qadaffi is dead, seems like he would have hit it off really well with her.

Oblios_Cap August 6, 2012 at 12:56 pm

It appears $arah's new meth diet is really working. She looks like shit.

sewollef August 6, 2012 at 1:40 pm

Hence the t-shirt.

BerkeleyBear August 6, 2012 at 2:39 pm

But skinny shit, which is all that matters. Right, Bristol? Never mind, put your nose back in the feedbag.

jcinco August 6, 2012 at 4:06 pm

pretty soon she'll be too weak to carry those recently purchased giant utters around..

PhilippePetain August 6, 2012 at 4:26 pm

I mean, no joke, she's probably on uppers.

eggsacklywright August 6, 2012 at 12:56 pm

Looks like that other chick is trying to tip her over.

Oblios_Cap August 6, 2012 at 1:19 pm

Cow tipping is still legal.

tessiee August 6, 2012 at 1:29 pm

She'd need two dollars for that.

Calapine August 6, 2012 at 12:57 pm

Sarah 2016: White Trash for the White House!

Gorillionaire August 6, 2012 at 12:57 pm

"We'll get a smaller midget!"

Baconzgood August 6, 2012 at 1:00 pm

They need to bring back the comment of the day.

Angry_Marmot August 6, 2012 at 1:19 pm

"Wouldn't we look like a bunch of Johnny-come-latelies, bragging on our own midget?"

IonaTrailer August 6, 2012 at 12:57 pm

My cat throws up better outfits than that.

Jus_Wonderin August 6, 2012 at 12:58 pm

Is her belt buckle an "Easy" button?

tessiee August 6, 2012 at 12:59 pm

Madon', she's been hittin the meth pretty hard.

arihaya August 6, 2012 at 12:59 pm

wow editrix, some nice photo of ladyboys you have there

tessiee August 6, 2012 at 12:59 pm

Nice neck veins.

Carabella1 August 6, 2012 at 1:00 pm

T-shirt – Walmart
Mom capris – Wasilla rummage sale
Combat gladiator shoes – Payless
Bugeye aviator sunglasses – some random Crackerbarrel
Statement – trailer trash… the true patriots

CountryClubJihadi August 6, 2012 at 1:00 pm

Pretty sure that's the same crucifix belt buckle she's been wearing lately. She looks like TJ Maxx and Jesus threw up on her.

ChessieNefercat August 6, 2012 at 8:10 pm

And who can blame them?

Chet Kincaid_ August 6, 2012 at 1:00 pm

What I dislike most is her dumb rabbit face, which she has generously bequeathed to her offspring. The homely gene is so strong that it even cancels out Tawd's mild attractiveness. The no-ass-havin' is a dealbreaker, also.

TootsStansbury August 6, 2012 at 1:22 pm

She looks like she is saying"DERP".

Blueb4sinrise August 6, 2012 at 1:01 pm

I reckon that Mizzou primary is today, so we'll know tonight whether …………….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

PubOption August 6, 2012 at 2:34 pm

Sorry guys, It's tomorrow. So one more day of suffering political ads on TV, and one more day of not knowing which teatard-pandering Republican will get the nomination.

SheriffRoscoe August 6, 2012 at 1:01 pm

Friday evening flight from LAX to Vegas. I see hooches like that all the time. Girl's gotta make that money, y'all.

hagajim August 6, 2012 at 1:01 pm

Her new clothing line – "Hillbilly Cotoure" – Yes and I spelled Coutore the way Sarah wants it speeled.

NorthStarSpanx August 6, 2012 at 2:34 pm

Ahem, it's Rouge Couge Coater.

anniegetyerfun August 6, 2012 at 1:02 pm

Bitch still has a great figure.

CthuNHu August 6, 2012 at 1:22 pm

The blonde? Yeah, I'd hi-… — uh, I'd be willing to engage in, uh, civil discourse with that pleasant lady over a cup of tea, where "cup of tea" may or may not mean "mattress".

The ridiculous dime-store Made-in-China knockoff brand Mighty Meth Anger Grifter action figure on the left? Not so much.

anniegetyerfun August 6, 2012 at 1:30 pm

For someone who has birth god-knows-how-many children? I'm impressed.

tessiee August 6, 2012 at 1:31 pm

I'd rather have a fat ass than half a brain.

CthuNHu August 6, 2012 at 1:36 pm

Ugh. Just spent five minutes at Ms. Steelman's website.

I hereby retract and disavow any and all attraction to this odious vulgarian.

Her rancid devotion to Tea Partyist postulates and argumentation is not my cup of tea.

Chet Kincaid_ August 6, 2012 at 1:41 pm

You could have predicted that from the harpy standing next to her.

DerrickWildcat August 6, 2012 at 1:04 pm

I don't see what the big deal is. I see people like that at WalMart all the time.

Biff August 6, 2012 at 1:21 pm

You should stay out of walmart, then.

sewollef August 6, 2012 at 1:44 pm

Thankfully, we don't have 'em in NYC.

Sacanagem August 6, 2012 at 1:06 pm

She looks….skinny. Like, crystal meth/eating disorder skinny. (Besides the tragic ensemble)

I wonder what Moose Lady's followers would say if they found out that their hard-earned pennies were going up her nose.

timbo71351 August 6, 2012 at 1:19 pm

They wouldn't give a fuck. They would figure it was just the liberal media making up shit, or Michelle Obama does dope too and you never hear about that, or that she's a "Christian" so it's OK. Hell, if they weren't giving that money to Snow Snooki, they would be sending it to a televangelist, or a Nigerian e-mail scam or to someone running a pigeon drop in the Walmart parking lot

MacRaith August 6, 2012 at 1:11 pm

I could post something really mean about Krypto the Superdog, but I like dogs too much.

Billmatic August 6, 2012 at 1:11 pm

It's amazing how much shoes do to change the outfit, if she was wearing Chucks we'd all be endeared by her surprising dorky chic.

tessiee August 6, 2012 at 1:33 pm

"Endeared" is perhaps asking a bit much — but yes, you're right, chucks would be perfect with that outfit.

Billmatic August 6, 2012 at 1:36 pm

Instead she goin like Santa Claus: ho, ho, ho.

blinky_twinkie August 6, 2012 at 1:13 pm

Belt buckle = Staples Easy button. Now that was easy!

Comrade Wingtardd August 6, 2012 at 1:14 pm

That beltbuckle looks like she carved up a croc and taped it to a belt. And why is she leaning so awkwardly forward? Hasn't she learned to walk with those ta-tas yet? No, because they're brand new! Has she had breast implant surgery recently? I think this is proof.

The beige belt and black capri jeans are what really pushes this over the top, though.

Fred_Wertham_Jr August 6, 2012 at 1:15 pm

The meth-skinniness and the bolt-ons would indicate that Sarah is getting ready for her tasteful Playboy spread. Hugh Hefner probably thinks she looks great.

jcinco August 6, 2012 at 4:18 pm

or her tampa strip mall appearance to distract from thurston's crowning.

tessiee August 6, 2012 at 1:17 pm

She's one bad dye job away from being Petunia from Futurama:
http://futurama.wikia.com/wiki/Petunia

Dudleydidwrong August 6, 2012 at 1:23 pm

Petunia is much cuter. Lou Sara's just easier.

Ducksworthy August 6, 2012 at 1:35 pm

Beautiful.

widestanceromance August 6, 2012 at 1:17 pm

Now, there's an outfit that doesn't quit halfway through.

I swear, I smelled something bad when I scrolled her off the screen very fast.

Biff August 6, 2012 at 1:18 pm

They frame the adam's apple nicely, no?

Blue_Girl August 6, 2012 at 1:20 pm

The S is for Skank.

larrykat August 6, 2012 at 1:23 pm

I believe her belt buckle is actually a secret Knights Templar decoder ring… used to decipher her messages from God.

Publius August 6, 2012 at 1:24 pm

Sarah's got a brand new coke habit.

Monsieur_Grumpe August 6, 2012 at 1:25 pm
Biff August 6, 2012 at 2:44 pm

What do you want from life?
Certainly not Lou $arah!

tessiee August 6, 2012 at 1:26 pm

Well, there's the witch and the wardrobe.
I suppose if I were foolish enough to turn the sound on, I'd hear the lyin'.

Doktor Zoom August 6, 2012 at 1:27 pm

Ha ha! "Steelman"! I get it! It is a pune, or play on words!

BZ1 August 6, 2012 at 1:29 pm

What does that "S" stand for, now, be creative …

the_problem_child August 6, 2012 at 2:14 pm

Slattern.

Dildeaux August 6, 2012 at 2:25 pm

Skank

BerkeleyBear August 6, 2012 at 2:42 pm

Seven silly snakes stuck in a snatch?

imissopus August 6, 2012 at 2:55 pm

Snuffleupagus

Baconzgood August 6, 2012 at 3:02 pm

"S"HE AND HER FAMILY ARE MEDIA WHORES THAT BACONZ IS SO SICK OF FUCKING HEARING ABOUT THE NEXT TIME HE HEARS OF THEM HE'S GOING TO FUCKING TAKE WHITE HOT AWL AND STAB IT IN HIS EARS AND EYES SO I NEVER HAVE TO LISTEN OR SEE HER OR THE WHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN CUM STAINS ON THE FUCKING BED THAT ARE HER CUNT'S SPAWN EVER FUCKING AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!

johnnyzhivago August 6, 2012 at 1:32 pm

Hey – NOT HER FAULT!!!!

TLC mixed up her wardrobe with the one from Truck Stop Crack Hoes.

FlyOverGirl August 6, 2012 at 1:33 pm

I love you all so much right now. *huge tears are welling up.*

DahBoner August 6, 2012 at 1:34 pm

Is this another aging Stripper/Pornstar endorsement for Romney?

It's so hard to keep up with the smut these days…

crybabyboehner August 6, 2012 at 1:38 pm

You mean reacharound shades ?

Eve8Apples August 6, 2012 at 1:44 pm

And this kids is why you should never back to school shop at an interstate truck shop after cooking up a fresh supply of meth.

An_Outhouse August 6, 2012 at 1:57 pm

The shoes say "Fuck Me!!" but the pants scream "I just beat up a 12 year old and stole his pants".

Baba_NinjaCat12 August 6, 2012 at 2:06 pm

SUPER FEET

1stNewtontheMoon August 6, 2012 at 2:11 pm

I'll take trademark infringement for $1000, Alex.

Comrade Wingtardd August 6, 2012 at 2:12 pm

You know who else wrapped his fake tits in a v-neck superman tee?

horsedreamer_1 August 6, 2012 at 10:42 pm

Lana Wachowski?

Chet Kincaid_ August 7, 2012 at 12:38 am

Too soon!

Jeri 2.0 August 6, 2012 at 2:14 pm

Does nobody else see at least 6 toes poking out of the nearest shoe? I must admit it's somewhat of a relief that it's not a cloven hoof, but still.

rickmaci August 6, 2012 at 2:19 pm

Sorry, no sympathy for the she devil.

Dildeaux August 6, 2012 at 2:23 pm

"So Im blowin this guy in the front seat of his Peterbuilt and I look in the sleeping compartment and BAM, I lock my eyeballs on these goddamn shoes! Arent they wonderful? Traded head for heels. I won, didnt I?"

fuflans August 6, 2012 at 2:31 pm

i would say less rolling stones and more ke$ha.

horsedreamer_1 August 6, 2012 at 10:42 pm

Tik-Tok Libel!!!

LakeLucilleLoon August 6, 2012 at 2:35 pm

I'd have gone with a tube top.

jcinco August 6, 2012 at 3:59 pm

well if the dumb bitch would have taken the clothes she ripped off from the RNC to the dry cleaners instead of wadding them up in the back of her closet she wouldn't have to wear clothes from Hot Topic. Oh and it appears when she goes to Hot Topic she drops in at Claire's for her accessories..just like any 14 year old mall rat.

LakeLucilleLoon August 6, 2012 at 8:18 pm

I had to look up Hot Topic; we don't have them here in AK. I guess that she could shop there now, as a size 0!! Not sure what Claires is either but google tells me that they have very cheap and lowly priced accessories and jewelry…your comment has been a kind of education for me! I guess if I had children, or knew any children I'd know these things, but I'm kind of out of the loop with Sarah Palin/Teen Fashion…there was no Hot Topic or Claires type stores during my youth. Everything we ever got was shipped twice per year from Land's End catalogue, autumn and spring, that's it, you picked out what you needed for school and for summer break and it came in the mail and you made it work. It wasn't always fashionable but that's all we got.

randcoolcatdaddy August 6, 2012 at 2:36 pm

Wait … I thought Thelma and Louise drove off the cliff….

Living in Joy August 6, 2012 at 2:37 pm

I'm thinkin' that she needs the "S" on her shirt so she knows it's hers, kind of like days of the week underwear which I am sure she wears (thong addition doncha know cause she's hot). Probably Willow has a "W" and Bristol has a "B" which I am sure that Willow thinks is appropriate for her big sister.

PubOption August 6, 2012 at 2:41 pm

Come on guys, it's not the first time Palin has stood on shaky platforms.

Antispandex August 6, 2012 at 2:49 pm

Super Momma Grizzly Moose Huntress Snowbilly….also, too!

BigSkullF*ckingDog August 6, 2012 at 3:13 pm

Man, I always miss all the best snark when I have to actually work.

Bluestem August 6, 2012 at 3:30 pm

That's not a belt buckle. That's a red plastic changemaker.

Esteev August 6, 2012 at 4:02 pm

I feel like a John just looking at this photo.

Isyaignert August 6, 2012 at 4:46 pm

Clodhoppers – I haven't heard that word in 50 years!

jetjaguar August 6, 2012 at 4:47 pm

ER-
MER-
GERD

EBGrey August 6, 2012 at 4:50 pm

Best.Post.Ever.

owhatever August 6, 2012 at 4:57 pm

Sorry, but Brisket easily out-trashes her mother. Nailin' Palin Jr. is already in production.

rocktonsam August 6, 2012 at 5:09 pm

Willow is twating… " my bitch mom stole my clodhopper shoes and my favorite blow job t-shirt." probably

litbrit August 6, 2012 at 5:09 pm

Oh my…where to begin? First, those platform sandals. There is no earthly reason someone with Mrs. Palin's millions can't afford tasteful, classy shoes. Which means she's wearing those hideous monstrosities because she LIKES them and thinks they look awesome. ::shudder:: Second, I don't care how slim you are, when you're at or near fifty, wearing what appears to be yanked from your teenager daughter's Goodwill pile just comes off kind of desperate-looking and weird. Third, the French are right: at a certain age, a woman must choose between her face and her derriere. Lose too much weight in the body, and your face and neck will take on all the scrawny charm of a barnyard chicken during a drought. As dreadful as I found Mrs. Palin's politics when she burst onto the scene in '08, I couldn't deny that she was very pretty, because she was. It's not the four years that have robbed her face of its pleasant lines and sparkle; it's a deep meanness, along with an obvious starvation regime. And possibly something quite sinister–speed or similar. (I will add that I'd be just as sad abd critical if a handsome-but-airheaded male politician turned up looking this…depleted.)

Grokenstein August 6, 2012 at 5:09 pm

It's like there's a trainwreck inside my eye sockets.

SenileAgitation August 6, 2012 at 5:13 pm

What a mess. I can't stop looking, so many wrongs strung together, it's the wardrobe equivalent of her speech: inconsistent, clumsy, earnest, pointlessly provocative, and careless. I can't wait for the Palin Collection at Target.

rocktonsam August 6, 2012 at 10:01 pm

or the Dollar Store probably

OldRedneck August 6, 2012 at 6:22 pm

I'm from East Tennessee and lived several years in West Virginia. I know a LOT of trailer trash wimmin, almost married one. Not one of them would be caught dead looking like either one of these ho's.

OldRedneck August 6, 2012 at 6:33 pm

Now I know where I've seen these two before — they were lot lizards servicing truckers at the I-10 Truck Stop south of Tucson.

TribecaMike August 6, 2012 at 6:52 pm

Is there still a strip joint there?

FannyBurney August 6, 2012 at 10:41 pm

I can see hooker from my house.

TribecaMike August 6, 2012 at 11:46 pm

The skank also rises.

not that Dewey August 7, 2012 at 10:55 pm

The Old Woman and the Tee

Puffperney August 7, 2012 at 12:41 am

Cruel shoes!

fishwharf August 7, 2012 at 1:09 am

Yes, her outfit is a bit of a mess, but I like Sarah — in a MILFY kind of way.

Negropolis August 7, 2012 at 2:47 am

Wait, is Ms. Palin going to a political rally, or is she going clubbing?

You know, usually you could criticize this as sexist, but in this case, what she is wearing is inappropriate to the circumstance and it has nothing to do with her being a woman.

Negropolis August 7, 2012 at 2:56 am

"When you walk in the bar, and you look like a star, rockin' your eff-me-pumps…."

Thunderclees August 7, 2012 at 9:30 am

HENNNGH!?

insidebeltway August 7, 2012 at 6:52 pm

The shoes are Bristol's freebies from Candies. The belt buckle has a giant red cross on it.

ttommyunger August 7, 2012 at 8:15 pm

Nothing wrong with hitting fifty, but hitting fifty and trying to look fifteen; definitely soft-on inducing.

dcjdjay August 8, 2012 at 3:37 pm

Screechy bimbo's endorsement was the kiss of death.

BlueJoubert August 8, 2012 at 5:55 pm

She's said over and over she buys her clothes at consignment shops. Well, obviously, but the consignment shops are at the end of a skin head campout. What a tramp. Trailer trash is far too classy for her.

fitley August 13, 2012 at 7:13 am

Those shoes let her bunions breathe…heavily. For the kicker count her toes. 6. Ewwww.

mosjef August 16, 2012 at 10:15 pm

You can almost see the trailer park from the stage.

thurufally August 20, 2012 at 7:21 pm

I thought this was the media rollout of the "Sarah Steelman" vibrator that Palin's endorsing..

LibrarianX August 25, 2012 at 4:20 pm

Where is James O'Keefe? Is this another hooker stunt?

LibrarianX August 25, 2012 at 4:24 pm

The posture says 'anal leakage.'

KeepFnThatChicken September 19, 2012 at 4:45 pm

GOD DAMN.

Preacher_Griz September 23, 2012 at 7:49 am

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Eastwest49 October 1, 2012 at 9:18 pm

As she fades away I'm feeling something like premature sentimentality…

greencar October 30, 2012 at 4:10 pm

Get a new job Rebecca, your bitterness is getting the best of you. And Hey, Sarah has sleeves! More than I can say for Michelle O.

joeytranchina November 22, 2012 at 10:55 am

I ran a needle exchange program for almost 25 years.
That's how my meth clients looked before their teeth fell out.
I'm serious, the woman, who was once sexy…
at least until you looked in her fanatically ignorant eyes…
Now looks seriously unhealthy.

"What is the ugliest part of your body?
some say your nose…some say your toes…
But I think it;s your mind." Frank Zappa

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