Wingnuts Fail To Freak Out Over Gabby Douglas’s Mother Giving The Black Power Salute
Wingnuts, are you guys okay? Free Republic? Free Beacon? Daily Caller? Anybody home? Should we alert the Med-Alert people that your lifelines have run out of batteries, and you have fallen and you can't get up? Because World's Awesomest Gymnast Gabby Douglas has a mom, and she did the Black Power salute, and you have yet to freak the fuck out about it.
The closest thing we could find, in fact, is this Debbie Schlussel column tut-tutting about black women being racist for not liking Douglas's hair. (Everybody knows that only black people can be racist.) Where's the outrage? Where's the treatise on Reverse Racism and the New Black Panther Party and Eric Holder and flerba merba yglerba DEEEEERRRRRRPPPP?
You guys are getting soft. Pfft. Here, have a little hit of Pure, Uncut, Mexico City-Style Rage. Doesn't that feel so good, wingnuts? Don't you want more? No, put away your wallets. The first one's free.
Re the shootings in Wisconsin, the <a href="http:\/\/www.freerepublic.com\/focus\/f-news\/2914900\/posts" target="_blank">howling freeper nutbags</a> have already arranged the not-facts rattling around in their hollow, tinfoil-covered heads:
<i>&quot;You know damn well that some media folks know the perp&rsquo;s name though already. They don&rsquo;t want his name released where the new media </i>[i.e., wingnuts Googling one another&#039;s blogs] <i>can do any digging on him. Everything and anything linking him to the left or away from the right will be erased off the Internet by tonight. Something stinks for sure.&quot;</i>
Sheer genius: all the facts that we&#039;re going to learn about this teabagger-wingnut-skinhead nutcase have already been pre-denied --- and the absence of proof that the guy was a commie ACORN operative on the Obama payroll is proof that it used to exist. Seems they&#039;ve discovered that that Romney-retroactive shit is some powerful juju.
Oh, and anything that Obama says (it don&#039;t actually matter what he says) is already pre-condemned as politically motivated, obviously, Q.E.D.
You know how it is ... she never thought the film would get out.