News. What is it? No one knows. Total mystery. I’m a wire service reporter. I should have a good definition of it, but I do not. What will people click on and read and “like” on YouFace? That’s easy – celebrity nakedness, superficial political stories, unexpected quotes. And if you can combine all three, the interwebs will reward you. Which is exactly what happened when I asked Jenna Jameson about politics last night.
This happened because my friend, the SF blogger Beth Spotswood, asked me to escort her to a strip club where she was going to get to meet Jenna Jameson. It would be in the VIP room with an open bar. “Don’t make me go to the Gold Club alone,” she said. I obliged because, GENTLEMAN.
She told me we might get to talk to her, so I thought – What Would Politico Do? How do I WIN THE STRIP CLUB? I figured it was a long shot but if she said she’s supporting Mittens, we might have something.
And what do you know! I asked her about the presidential campaign and she said:
“I’m very looking forward to a Republican being back in office,” she said. “When you’re rich, you want a Republican in office.”
BALLER.
So Beth and I write a five line story on her iPhone and send it to a desker at CBS SF. And we call it a night.
Cut to this morning and the story is EVERYWHERE.
CBS, ABC News, HuffPo, Comedy Central, The Atlantic, Yahoo News, Washington Post, Gawker, New York Magazine, New York Daily News, the list goes on.
Is it news? I have my doubts. Did thousands of people “like” and “tweet” and “share their inane/misogynistic comments”? They did!
Even Politico, also too.
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That's nice that she supports the Republicans. She should, however, spend more time supporting those mismatched boobies of hers.
in all fairness, the republicans have been supporting her for most of her career
She does look like half the state of utah…blond leather too long in the sun.
And that mismatched face – she's now a walking warning on the dangers of too much plastic surgery.
I heard Beverly Johnson (first African-American model to appear on the cover of American Vogue) say in a recent interview that cosmetic surgery doesn't make you look younger, it's a "trade off" that just makes you look different. She wasn't opposed to cosmetic surgery, though.
But I thought it was probably the most accurate summation of what cosmetic surgery really does to one's looks. It just makes someone look different. You can have the lines smoothed out, makeup tatted on, etc. but it's not really going to make you look younger.
And IMO, I think it sometimes makes people look worse (Jenna, for example) and can make someone look older than they are (Courtney Stodden).
And, yes, I'm ashamed that I know who Courtney Stodden is.
Boobies!
(sorta)
Goobies.
Gooby-dooby-doo! (makes motorboating sound)
[/slinks off in shame]
Jaysus, she's got bolted on melons and crooked to boot. Honestly, why do men find stuff like that attractive?
I don't. Striking, maybe. But not attractive. No way.
I think they're a complete turn off.
I wasn't against them until I saw a porno with some artificially enhanced bouncy-bouncy action (in slo-mo, no less). Ugh. Talk about things you can't un-see. The creases and crevices revealed where flesh and plastic were just not in synch… truly bizarre.
I'm sure those tits are insured so they don't go Full Homer. yeah, I made that up. you heard it here first.
They look like they rumble. Boobies should be seen and not heard.
Turns out Ron Jeremy's left-handed….
That is not a Ruddnick Rack.
I did notice a tilt to starboard (the right) ironically.
The off-kilter balloons are how she supports herself, obvs.
By her "mismatched boobies", I assume you're referring to her Repubican admiration for Michele Bachmann and Steve King.
Tits Romney. Let's see him baptize those.
if they float- she's a WITCH!
Comment of the Week.
Don't they have to be dead first?
I believe they are.
Silicone never dies!
and rust never sleeps…
No, I believe they're incorporated.
Isn't that the name of one of his children?
Oooooooo, the rich white hootchie wants a Repub in office. Perhaps someone should take a pin to the balloons she has on her chest. Comemierda!
"When you're rich you want a Republican in office"
Jenna Jameson: American's most honest Republican
The sentiment echoes in her ass canyon.
A bumper sticker you can believe in.
What she said is such a breath of fresh air. It really is that shallow for most of the 1%.
I wonder how this endorsement will "go down" at Mittens' headquarters?
That was too easy; I am ashamed of my lack of effort…
Mitt will be compelled to do some one on one counseling.
In a quiet room somewhere.
If only this had happened a week earlier, Mitt could've entered her… in the Olympics.
Water polo. Those things'll float.
Ooh, water sports. I love to go in the water. But, I can't, because of my hip.
I'm disappointed that there was no, shall we say, quid pro quo involved in this endorsement. I was looking forward to the leaked action photos.
"These dildos are just the right height!"
I dunno, did anyone check with Rafalca?
He did seem off his game. You know what they say about athletes and sex?
gives a whole new meaning to hoof and mouth disease…
Except he is a she.
like that ever stopped Jenna…
Even Better!
brb
Hubba hubba!
Sex Star Supports Ken Doll:
Film at 11.
Way to keep abreast of breaking political news, Wonkette, Jr.
Two breasts. Two.
Be ashamed of yourself, MinAgain!
Someone spank Min with a copy of The Collected Works of Jonathan Swift. Unabridged!
ladies and gentlemen, the next Mrs Gingrich
Jenna Jameson's net worth is 30 million dollars.
Newt Gingrich's net worth is 7 million dollars.
Maybe she can hire him to do her yardwork.
She can buy her own whore diamonds at Tiffany's.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend ♫
How, she whimpered. How is her net worth $30 million?
Some whores are *very* well paid. Look at Tom Delay; Jack Abramoff…
Now you know where the money shot really gets deposited.
Investments in Bain Capital retroactive IRA?
Too tanned for Gingrich.
On the other hand, she might be Romney's secret celestial wife.
Callista has cancer?
Nah, too much soul.
Oh my god…. what the fuck is that image of? Jesus, I'm just about to have dinner and that 'thing' has made me throw up a little in my mouth.
Not good with a 2008 Napa Valley Marsanne.
Thanks a bunch Wonkette!
you must be one of them thar elitists
A friend of mine who is a DJ at a bar in Baltimore posted a pic of him and her together on Facebook last weekend when she was doing a public appearance.
She looks even worse now.
Jenna who?
Makes sense. Both got rich fucking people.
^Win.
Yeah, but Jamesons not a true Republican, as I'm pretty sure she never fucked the poor.
Never fucked anyone just out of the goodness of her heart, either. Always a business transaction.
True. Republicans, on the other hand, like fucking the poor whether it makes money for them or not.
Although, that raises the question: do you have a good heart?
Men in porn don't make that much
I'm pretty sure some of them are moneymen to any given production.
Gay for pay = $$.
Mittens has found his Palin!
Talk about liquid assets. Well gelatinous, any way.
ugly and gelatinous.
Yeuk.
Plastic on metal.
Undressage horse.
I believe that is spelled with a "w" before the "h".
She's sure had plenty of Horsey Sauce though.
It's like a praying mantis with grapefruits glued on the front.
Silicone Valley!
I"m sorry. There was something above the grapefruits?
Really? I mean, REALLY? Those things are… well… wonky!
They look sad and mismatched and stretched – look at the right (our right, her left) one! It looks like it might explode.
Well, compared to most blow up dolls I've seen, she looks almost real.
Those globes that are still somehow attached by the smallest, angriest stretch of skin to her chest are real attractive.
Seriously. It's like she took a screen shot from "Species" into her surgeon's office and said "That–make me THAT."
ROTFLMAO!
Jesus, everything on this woman is pumped up, except her painful-looking collarbones.
Purely a business decision, I'm sure. Everyone knows Republicans spend more on sex workers than Democrats do.
Some years ago both the Republican and Democratic conventions were in San Francisco. '84, if memory serves (sometimes it double-faults).
When the Democrats came to town so did the hookers. No surprise there.
Then came the Republicans, and the hookers returned. So did the S&M and golden shower and other kinky boys from LA and Vegas and assorted Western states.
Three times as much according to a strip club owner in Florida. Was just in the news the other day.
Is this news or just sloppy seconds?
She named her fake rack "Rafalca".
Rackfalca.
Watch 'em dance!
Dance? Those bloated balloons of silicon? They're probably harder than a plutocrat's heart.
I think she's just fishing for the VP slot, the little tramp.
Probably better qualified than Sarah Palin.
And more interesting than Condoleeza. (Although I still like her boots.)
Colonel Qaddafi? We thought you were dead!
"Oh, I thought you said corn subsidies."
It's those sillicorn injectables that have her hootering for Mittens.
Corn star produces cornography.
(Me so corny.)
Ya got the tassels spinning both directions, you have.
Me shuck you long time!
"HI, I'm Jenna Jameson. I've worked with giant robotic penises before and I know that they can really get the job done. That's why I'm endorsing Mitt Romney."
"I'm Mitt Romney and I approve those mammaries."
This post wins the Solid Gold Mammalian Protuberances Reference award.
"Aaand here comes the icepick in the forehead!"
Mitt changes positions as often as she does, so perfect match.
and at this point she looks like she was drawn with an Etch-A-Sketch, so there is that..
Also could be Rafalca's mother.
Naw, Rafalca's a lot better bred. Doubtless dances better, too.
Win to the third degree.
And when we get to see Willard's tax returns we'll find that his 'Hard Work' treasure chest it as phony as hers.
And she is just as convincing acting human as he is.
And both of them did it for the right price.
Those have to be the most ludicrous chest-mounted implants since Dick Cheney's heart.
OT — but I just want to say that I refuse to let Carville & Matalin spoil my enjoyment of Maker's.
Or Jenna to spoil my enjoyment of Jameson's.
I'm a bourbon guy, and I just don't get the big deal bout that stuff. It's not that different from the cheaper hootch I guzzle regularly. In fact, it seems pretty similar.
OTOH, I can really taste the differences between the various single malt scotches (I'm a scotch guy, too – current fave Aardbeg, FWIW) but Makers Mark doesn't do that much for me.
You get a Republican in office, you get a Republican in orifice FOR FREE!
For a great number of reasons, I would not hit that.
I, too, find this surprisingly difficult to fap to.
There's not enough Viagra in the world. Hell, there's not enough *penicillin* in the world.
Yeh, hit it the wrong way and one of those globes might shatter.
Her next movie. "Inaugural Ball."
featuring the hanging Chad
"Tea Pee Party"
So who gets the all-important Ron Jeremy endorsement?
Surprise! http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/sns-r…
Since puberty I have regularly been in the presence of breasts both clothed and not clothed, those breasts look odd to me.
The impact of gravity on silicone.
If not odd, at least uneven.
I'm sure I must've seen some before puberty, but the memory is a little vague and I'm not sure if I left a tip.
Typical Republican, I’ve got mine time to pull up the ladder.
Well, at least that's consistent. It's the "I don't got shit, so I don't want anybody else (except the already-rich) to have shit" that drive me bonkers.
I think she got rich for being good at getting things up, and going down.
"I’ve got mine time to pull up the ladder"
Perfect.
Mitt Romney said, "I can see Jenna's clitoris from my backyard." Sarah Palin plans to file a suit for "theft of intellectual property."
My god, they need to elect this man! Someone has finally found the elusive clitoris!
I took a woman to see Ron White last night. Glad it was her idea, far be it from me to suggest spending 1 1/2 hours listening to a misogynist on stage, but the one tidbit of useful information he dispensed was that the human eyeball is just as sensitive as the clitoris. I parlayed that into a very interesting evening.
Sorry, BeccaLou…
Misogynist? Really? I've watched a few of his specials, and outside of being a bit blue in his language, I've found him to be refreshingly progressive. I've heard him criticize machismo in his act as much as anything else. Perhaps you meant a little sexist? Even then, I'm not sure. Dude is like the anti good, ole boy; I love how he uses his accent to trick people before surprising them with his beliefs.
You are correct, as always, but you must begin to realize I usually don't know what I'm talking about, and defend my right to my own ignorance.
when you're a "three-input" gal, you really want a Republican in office
How many Whore Zircons does she rate?
Made of REAL Hooker Diamondelle.
Those aren't zircons, they're stimulated diamonds.
Ah hell, several of my coworkers went to this last night and have the hangovers and left behind credit cards to prove it. Although none of them were smart enough to ask her political opinions. Then again, I doubt any of them were able to say more than just 'uh, hey, baby'
You certainly seem to have a rowdy office there, what with cabanas in Vegas and Thursday nites at the Gold Club. Also, careless with their credit cards.
Ah, youth.
How romantic. She made a necklace out of Grover Norquist's nuts.
Chick Fil – DD
Cocaine makes everyone an asshole.
Who put fake boobs on that catcher's Mitt? Or is Mitt more of a pitcher?
Chick-Fil-A would make a killing if all their little chickies had dirty pillows like that.
Pity the customer who thinks his chicken sandwich contains a plump, succulent breast, only to discover it's a cheap, nasty piece of plastic.
Then again, it's chik-fil-a, so fuck 'em.
Jenna has a credit card reader installed between her breasts. Just swipe your card for another five minutes @ $49.99 per minute.
Oh, THAT'S what it's for (quickly grabs a paper towel and bottle of 409)
This is probably why Mitt won't release his tax returns–he doesn't want the world to know he secretly co-produced Zombie Strippers….
That might almost make me want to vote for him.
/NO NOT REALLY
Figures that he lied about not liking zombies, too.
Just another Rmoney shot in her illustrious career.
She didn't build that rack, somebody else did!
We can be quite sure God didn't give it to her.
I spoke too soon, up thread. THIS is the comment of the week.
I'm pretty sure that Jenna is what you'd get if the Tin Man, the Scarecrow and the Cowardly Lion had a three way and produced a love child…
and the Cowardly Lion
*Cowardly Lion voice*
"Put-it-in! Put-it-in!"
Republicans blame Obama for everything, so she probably blames him for that busted plastic surgery someone did to her.
"that busted plastic surgery someone did to her"
No kidding. Girlfriend is verging dangerously close to Joan Rivers territory.
Your move, Katie Morgan.
Seeing as she and Asia Carerra are supposed to be brainboxes, I'm gonna lose all hope if they side with the party of Rand and Palin.
We can probably count on Sasha Grey, though.
It's not like that where I live. I have to come here to see it and read about it. You have to admit it's fun to watch!
I thought Mittens already had the silicon life form vote locked up. Oh, silicone, I see, silicon versus silicone….
I can see Silicone Valley from my house!
I'm sure Jenna's political influence is like her boobs: falsely inflated.
it's the new bubble economy…
Is this whole thing some kind of sleazy viral PETA ad with the sexy sex worker pros?
Well, we all know what U.S. state's citizens give Jenna the most money, right?
It's Mitt Romney's Vatican City, the Beehive State(?), the great state of… UTAH!
That's a picture of a Barbie doll, isn't it?
No, that's the Walmart knockoff. The real Barbie has a more lifelike facial expression.
Barbie has symmetrical boobs.
Nah. A Barbie doll actually has better proportions, curiously enough.
I think the above pic was a couple of surgeries ago, because now she's gone full-Barbie in the face too.
Compare.
I don't know; I was getting more of a gorilla vibe from that picture. lol I have the strangest urge to communicate with her in ASL, now.
What a ghastly picture. That body has seem more hard road than Patton's 3rd army.
And taken more shots to the face.
More like the Pyrenees after Hannibal got done with them…
She's "been to see the elephant".
she was making mountains out of molehills…
That body + Patton's Army + hard road.
Argh. I know I can do this, but it's just not coming. [pours another shot]
This one's difficult because usually it's a Navy joke. 7th Fleet, down at the pier, etc.
Keep at it. I have faith in you.
"Argh. I know I can do this, but it's just not coming."
That's exactly what she said to Patton's Army, struggling with that body to keep them hard on the road
…sorry…
Looks like she bought those off the rack.
But everyone knew the Republicans were the party for whores for a while now.
yes, but most of them are rent boys.
and in the event of a water landing…
Doesn't that cunt* remember that it was the Republicans who tried to shut down her strip club in Arizona? Classic case of she got hers so fuck everybody else. Incidentally, I think she DID fuck everybody else.
*I don't normally use this word, but in this case, it seems awfully appropriate.
Why is that Oompa Loompa corpse in a straw hat trying to smuggle bowling balls under its skin?
They make bags for those things, y'know.
I think she is the bags for those things.
Igor! Help me with the bags…
Certainly. You get the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban.
You know what? Your a good egg, volpe, a very good egg.
She may be unaware of Rmoney's vow to stamp out pornography if elected (thus assuring him a one-year presidency).
Or, she may be fully aware of it.
"She may be unaware of Rmoney's vow to stamp out pornography if elected"
I'd be amazed if she had more than a year to go until retirement, anyway.
I became aware today, due to the cavalcade of coverage on this "story", that she has moved from acting to production.
What kind of empty shell goes from sex worker to "person who instructs others how to take a cum shot to the eyeball"?
A Republican?
But with Prohibition, she may be looking to cash in on her wharehouses of pron, vast tracts of pron even, as the price skyrockets. Truly, she is Romneyesque.
I'm taking no chances—stockin' up now.
See, that's the difference between Rs and Ds. They stock up on guns, and we stock up on porn.
No no no… the difference is that Dems knew where to find free porn, while Repubs are stuck with pay porn.
If she's aware of anything beyond her immediate surroundings I'd be shocked.
That reminds me, I need to head down to Safeway and get some melons.
So this is where the United States' Strategic Reserve of Silicone is kept.
Yes it is called Fort Knock.
Looks like she could use a boost in infrastructure spending, if you know what I mean.
I've had a quibble with Ms. Jameson ever since I read her book, "How to Make Love Like a Porn Star" in which she recommends looking into the, er-uh, blow-ee's eyes when you're giving head.
Now, you know me, guys; I'm all about the self-improvement — however, even one moment of thought would make it clear that that's impossible unless the guy's boner points straight down like Gonzo's nose.
But because I am a fair-minded person, I will set aside my disapproval of her misguided blowing advice, and my concern for those who may be led astray by it, and judge her latest statement solely by its content. “When you’re rich, you want a Republican in office” is hardly an endorsement of Republicans; it's just an accurate observation that Republicans and their policies favor the rich.
1. if he's laying down, it's really pretty easy to look into his eyes once in a while.
2. when I first read about this, I thought that it might be possible that this endorsement, given its source and that "When you're rich" quote, is a sort of false-flag anti-endorsement.
It's sort of disturbing that you're talking about giving blow jobs when your profile picture is a six year old girl.
I do that to help people try to remember that any woman that you are having it off with was once a six year old girl. Unless, of course, she's five, which is even more disturbing.
Well, it was simply a typo that was made when she was dicktating her book. What she really said was "keep your eyes on his thighs."
And I like your interpretation of her statement.
Different curvess for different perves. Our penises are like special snowflakes, unique in their own ways.
Mine generally roll back into my head. Maybe that's why it's called head…
Boobies!
That reminds me, anybody see the remake of Total Recall yet?
Also, she's at least 20 years past the point where the cherry-themed jewelry has crossed over from cutesie to downright pitiful.
Maybe she figures the jewelry's asymmetry balances out the boobies.
Vapid whore is vapid.
Oddly enough, I find this post surprisingly difficult to masturbate to.
Yes, it seems to be cunterituitive to me as well.
I just want to take a moment to thank this Wonkette Jr. for breaking the story. Not since Riley and Breibart has there been such a scoop.
Two scoops!
You know who ELSE had giant fake ta-tas?
Marcus?
Saw that you commented about being kinda puzzled about the drive-through CFO rant. I have no answers except that it does seem weird. And a CFO in Tucson is maybe not quite up to a CFO in NY or Chi or Tokyo…..
You'll have to be more specific.
(I live in California.)
So, definitely AOTK…
Eva Braun?
The Statue of Liberty?
Eva Peron?
Titler?
Lisa Ann?
Woody Allen, in Everything you Wanted to Know about Sex?
It's not over. They usually travel in pairs.
"Two pickets to Tittsburgh!"
"I'd like the change in Nipples and dimes, please!"
Bain Capital invested in a company named Lifelike. Which is much more than one can honestly say about Jenna Jameson.
MONEY SHOT!!1!
Doesn't she know that Republicans only watch gay porn?
This makes perfect sense.
1. Christian assholes take over Republican party.
2. Outlaw porn.
3. Porn black market develops at 10x the price.
4. PROFIT!
Incomprehensible Jon McNaughton painting of Jenna in
5…
4…
3…
Tits and GTFO.
JJ's boobs and cunt and cocksucking mouth are people too my friends, also
And don"t forget the buttsechs!
the real money maker
You know, with the Ted Nugent and Jenna Jameson endorsements, Mittens has the racist dumbfuck wanker vote pretty much locked up.
And it ain't even October.
Jenna is pretty good at taking it in the ass, so Rmoney would be a good choice for her.
"If you like taking it in the ass, you want a Republican in the White House."
Finally some boobz
if it was left to Rebbecca, the will never be any boobz
Really?
You guys are all perverts. That's just her distended small intestine.
Now, THIS is the wonderfully sick, twisted shit that makes wonkette my fave-rave web site!
Dirk Diggler 2016!
If she's so rich why's she still working the strip clubs? Methinks the lady doth shake her twat too much.
She's only been in 115 movies so she can't be all that great.
So great to see Arizona in the news again..
Someone over-torqued her bolt-on tits.
Don't listen to her. It's the silicon talking.
No, she has silicone in her. Silicon is what's inside Mittens.
But she's still in her element.
“When you’re rich, you want a Republican in office.”
Slut.
Jenna's just impressed that Mitt's sucked more dick than she has.
One famous twat endorses another.
That's a real treat — I mean, what more would a half-plastic money-loving cocksucker like than an endorsement from a porn star?
I wish her luck with her Jizz-Fil-A franchise.
Maybe I am just a weenie, but that thing is scary and there is no way I would fuck it!
How does she walk? Or even sit up?
God, this takes me right back to the halcyon days of Caesar haircuts and penciled-in brows, when "Steal My Sunshine" was playing on every brand new iPod Shuffle.
OMG!! I can't believe you said that! I had totally forgotten about "Steal my Sunshine" until today, when I heard it on the car radio for the first time in… oh, gotta be ten years at least.
Best part of that song is the bridge dubbed from "More More More" by The Andrea True Connection. Andrea, the porn star turned one hit wonder.
Fuck. I had totally erased that song from my memory. THANkS A LOt!
Since the iPod debuted in Nov 2001, I have to admit — LEN had more staying power than I thought. Since "Steal My Sunshine" was the hot summer jam of 99. (I heard it first in April that year, on the soundtrack to pre-Cruise Katie Holmes action comedy GO.
Who is she?, oh never mind, I'll just Google it.
Do so at your own risk: no SafeSearch setting will save you.
You're right, that was terrible. Now I must find out who that Ron Jeremy fellow is.
Abandon hope all ye who enter here. I beg of you to reconsider such recklessness. That which is seen can not be unseen.
What was that about Bob Dole conceding the "Bunny vote" to Jimmy Carter after his interview in Playboy?
She's built like a monster truck. All the parts are way way way too big for the frame.
What's the difference between Mitt Romeny and Jenna Jameson? One is a whore for money and the other one has sex in videos for money.
Why, you make it rain, mais oui! Because, again, GENTLEMAN.
BTW, I'm glad to know that our press is some kid on an iphone at a strip club; that makes me feel very safe with our democracy. lol
I think we found out where Saddam hid those Weapons of Mass Distraction. My god, can you imagine how long it must take her to get beyond the TSA at the airport with all of those detection wands and aggressive pat-downs and….? I think I just thought up her next movie. Someone open a window; it just got hot in here.
Jesus. She was never exactly "cute", but all the bodmods have left her looking like a parody of Mme Tussaud's. OTOH, she's evidently achieved financial security, so best of British luck to her.
Watch for her upcoming campaign commercial on redtube.com
Well, Jenna always seemed to enjoy getting assfucked.
OT Olympics moment. Sir Steve Redgrave on the rowing: "I've heard some of the crowd booing the Australians. We're British; we don't do that, we cheer for everyone. We do cheer for the British a bit more"
And then Britain win in the rowing. Hurrah!
edit: and great bronze for the USA team too
I forgot which track event it was, but I heard them booing someone else, today.
Most honest political endorsement ever. Give the girl some credit.
Hey, I have a question:
If she flattens those things on a newspaper comic, will they pick up the image?
"Bounces, molds, stretches, snaps & more!"
Silly, they're Putty in her hands.
Poor Jenna Jameson used to be super pretty, before she got insecure about aging and let the plastic surgeons at her.
I checked Google Images and she's been all over the place. Yes, it does look like at one time she was pretty. Then she got her first boob job, then she had some face work, then she had the boobs removed, then replaced…
She's been under the knife more than a pullet at Chick-fil-A.
I don't get it, why the picture of Joan Rivers?
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Knock, knock!!!
mitt and jenna. both plastic. both a little off.
Her tits look like they want to GTFO.
Jenna and Dirty Harry on the same day! Mittmentum!!1!
That has to be the worst case of Mumps I've ever seen.
That made me laugh.
Good!
Would it have killed you to embed a video, dear Wonkette?
Here's Andy Borowitz's take on this endorsement: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzrep…
Is it Dia de los Muertos, already? That la Catrina sure has some big chi-chis.
She'd better be wearing some lead shoes. She goes outside, she's heading for the sky faster than the house in "Up."
maybe the Repugs can have her & Meg McCain go on a "Fake & Naturals" tour?
She's rich, but she's nasty and gross. Is that mysogenistic?
With one small comment, Jenna Jameson just completely lost all of her attractiveness, sexiness, attraction, allure and interest. First, her statement about Romney and Republicans is just plain stupid–that's right, stupid. Second, she's wrong–that's right, factually wrong. Third, she doesn't even know that morons, idiots, pruds, prigs and psycho Puritans and religious nuts in the Republican party would love to shut down every strip club, outlaw porn, outlaw exotic and naked dancing, outlaw everything and anything having to do with strip clubs and porn? She doesn't know that? She should, because it's true. What a moron and what an idiot. Of course, she should be supporting Barack Obama–as anyone with any sense and intelligence should be. Jenna–wake up and smell the greasepaint!
I thought it was, when your a hoe you vote republican.
True, the chances of there being anything organic involved seems quite remote.
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