A WINGNUT OF MARS  1:36 pm August 6, 2012

Spite-Generated Harpy Michelle Malkin Has Thoughts On NASA, Science, Forced Abortions Probably

by Doktor Zoom

It IS a Red planet, you knowNerds everywhere are celebrating last night’s successful landing of NASA’s “Curiosity” rover, breathing a sigh of relief, glorying in the awesome technological achievement, and giddily anticipating that some JPL engineers will almost certainly get laid.

But hold on just a damn minute, here: rage-based nonsequitur generator Michelle Malkin would just like to remind all you liberals that you are not allowed to be happy about this. For one thing, she’ll have you know that Barack Obama, the wildly free-spending socialist who just can’t stop spending taxpayers’ dollars on everything, actually proposed a $300 million cut to NASA’s budget, probably so he could spend it on abortions for hippies on welfare. It was so horrible that planetary scientists were drivent to holding bake sales to raise money. For another thing, something-something-something HYPOCRISY!!!

Also: If Obama now an advocate of privatizing federal space programs to save taxpayer dollars, why does he attack and demonize government reformers who are looking for market-based solutions on health care?

Yeah, good point, whatever that was! Even worse, the Liberal Media which universally mocked George Bush’s Mars program said some nice things about Obama several years ago when he announced he would pursue somewhat similar goals in space, so all you zombies had better stop being such awful hypocrites! It is good to know that Michelle Malkin cares so much about NASA and science, except for when NASA and science think things like global warming might be real.

Finally, during the coverage of the landing, Malkin tweeted an important warning when Obama’s science advisor, John Holdren, had the effrontery to speak on NASA’s feed:

Oh, golly, what is this about John Holdren wanting to impose forced abortions on Deja Thoris? Aha, we see: He knew and co-edited a book with a guy who once said some intemperate things about overpopulation 30 years ago, so clearly he is a threat to America!

[Michelle Malkin]

 

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nounverb911 August 6, 2012 at 1:38 pm

When can start a manned mission to send her back to the Philippines?

Blueb4sinrise August 6, 2012 at 1:40 pm

Can't. No volunteers.

actor212 August 6, 2012 at 2:02 pm

*raising hand* I've been without sex before.

mlle_derp August 6, 2012 at 1:44 pm

Maybe she can join Newt's moon mission?

MumbletyPesade August 6, 2012 at 1:48 pm

Philippines

Nay, a distant planet. Out of orbit. Just to be sure.

GunToting[Redacted] August 6, 2012 at 2:01 pm

Only if we can use a trebuchet. It would save a lot of taxpayer money.

not that Dewey August 6, 2012 at 2:11 pm

Pass the Bataan.

Terry August 6, 2012 at 2:45 pm

Hopefully to Maguindanao, or another province full of Muslim rebels.

horsedreamer_1 August 6, 2012 at 10:45 pm

Reanimate George Dewey!

vulpes82 August 6, 2012 at 1:42 pm

I love how a "science adviser" turns into "czar" in Wingnuttese. A science adviser in this benighted country where greasy "chikin" is the new national food? OMG, THE POWER! THE POWER! Truly he is heir to the divinely-ordained autocracy of the Romanovs.

larrykat August 6, 2012 at 1:47 pm

Yeah suddenly "czar" is a left-wing socialist dirty word. Never mind that GW Bush had 33 of 'em.

SorosBot August 6, 2012 at 1:50 pm

Or that the word was created by the media, is not an official title, and dates back to the Reagan administration; no, Obama is creating all these czars.

larrykat August 6, 2012 at 1:54 pm

No kidding – obviously if Obama had come up with the idea they would be called "Chieftains" or "Bwanas", not "czars".

mwittier August 6, 2012 at 8:36 pm

Mmmm, chikin Romanov.

Wait, what?

Come here a minute August 6, 2012 at 1:43 pm

NASA, quit stonewalling and allow Michelle Malkin to do a full investigation of the rover Curiosity by launching her to Mars.

johnnymeatworth August 6, 2012 at 1:43 pm

She's just pissed that her vibrating "Drone Robot" ran out of double-A batteries.

CommieLibunatic August 6, 2012 at 2:02 pm

On a semi-related note, I now wonder what NASA could produce in that department.

viennawoods13 August 6, 2012 at 2:31 pm

No need. The Hitachi Wand has already been invented.

jzgplj August 6, 2012 at 11:41 pm

I'm sure they don't sell those in Colorado Springs.

larrykat August 6, 2012 at 1:44 pm

America IS over-populated by at least one bitch I can think of.

SorosBot August 6, 2012 at 1:55 pm

What about Sarah Palin? And Ann Coulter?

BigSkullF*ckingDog August 6, 2012 at 1:44 pm

Curiosity is unamerican and can only lead to two things. Science and gay sex! DOWN WITH CURIOSITY!!!!

vulpes82 August 6, 2012 at 1:48 pm

It killed the cat, too! WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE CATS?!!!!

Spurning Beer August 6, 2012 at 1:44 pm

Outrage is to Michelle Malkin what funkyness was to James Brown.

Jus_Wonderin August 6, 2012 at 1:45 pm

OT: I was driving from DFW to Houston Friday. I lost my NPR so channel surfed. Found………….Bryan Fisher. That dude is insane, seriously. He called BO a Facists about 10 times. I wanted to punch the radio. I wanted to call, but felt I wouldn't be able to hold my own.

Then turned on Pacifica and that was refreshing.

Designer_Rants August 6, 2012 at 1:57 pm

Last time I was in the South (Mississippi, Bryan Fischer territory), we surfed when the NPR went out, and we heard a DJ who had just auditioned a new song for his show's rotation and then about a thousand (trillion?) people called in to "Pump it or Dump it". For literally at least a half hour all we heard was "PuhPuhPuhPuhPuhPuhPuhPuhPuhPuuuuuump iiiiiiit or D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-Duuuuuummmmmp it!?". It was kinda awesome. So for the rest of the week every time the wife asked a question instead of saying "yes" or "no", I would say "P-P-P-P-P-P-PUUUUUMMMP IT!" (or "Dump it").

My point is that thankfully, we didn't surf into Fischer's radio program.

HistoriCat August 6, 2012 at 3:08 pm

My final year in college I had a dorm room which was oddly situated and I could only pick up two radio stations: a) the Virginia Tech NPR station and b) "the station that believes in Jesus!" I went with option a.

Willardbot9000_V2.5 August 6, 2012 at 3:14 pm

Yeah, the last time I listened to a wingnut on the radio was like six years ago. The reason I quit listening is because I knew I could only take so much before I called in. I wouldn't be afraid of being unable to hold my own because I can trounce these fucks in arguments…I'd worry about losing my cool with colorful language and then embarrasing myself. Also, it doesn't matter how well you crush them they keep lying as if nothing was ever said…Hannity is a great example.

nounverb911 August 6, 2012 at 1:45 pm

Has she blamed Obama for the wild fire that ate Colorado last month yet?

RadioBowels August 6, 2012 at 1:54 pm

Why yes, as I recall, they did blame Obama because he cut fire fighting funding.
These fuckers are sooo predictable. Here is my first comment this morning about Mitt's lying:

I also heard that the Mars Curiosity landing was a secret private sector project. And despite Obama gutting NASA, he is go to take full credit for the accomplishment.

It garnered a whole 3 fists. Boooring.

GunToting[Redacted] August 6, 2012 at 2:04 pm

Over at Balloon Juice there is a thread discussing how most of the wildfires were actually set by Russian military troops who are training here in advance of the offensive which Obama will use to claim power before the election. I wish I were making this up.

Devilette August 6, 2012 at 2:54 pm

That was some insane reading. As much as I was laughing, those folks were scaring the shit out of me with their craziness.

John Birf Society August 6, 2012 at 1:45 pm

How did Curiosity "land" on the surface of Mars? So-called "scientists" can't explain it!

kittensdontlie August 6, 2012 at 2:12 pm

"Yea right, Mars! If that isn't the Gingrich's moonbase, then our President is a monkey's uncle…"–Fox and Fiends

GlowneyHouse August 6, 2012 at 3:53 pm

Rocket goes up, probe comes down. You can't explain it!

ChillBill August 6, 2012 at 1:45 pm

Michelle is an expert in Uranus.

CommieLibunatic August 6, 2012 at 2:04 pm

In a rare example of bipartisan cooperation, Congress voted to change the planet's name to finally end those stupid jokes. It shall now be respectfully referred to as Urektum.

actor212 August 6, 2012 at 2:10 pm

Oh no, not Myanus! Maybe YOURS!

Ducksworthy August 6, 2012 at 8:50 pm

Michelle is searching for a few good anus's.

edgydrifter August 6, 2012 at 1:45 pm

In space, no one can hear Michelle Malkin screech. Just another reason space is so damned fabulous.

tbogg August 6, 2012 at 1:46 pm

Waiting for first "Michelle Malkin launching ping-pong balls" joke.

Fred_Wertham_Jr August 6, 2012 at 1:50 pm

They'll go further on Mars due to the lower gravity.

BaldarTFlagass August 6, 2012 at 1:51 pm

I could tell one about a peso show on Magsaysay Drive in Olongapo.

mavenmaven August 6, 2012 at 2:24 pm

Pattaya!!!

sewollef August 6, 2012 at 1:47 pm

Has this image been photoshopped?

Looks like it to me…

Hera Sent Me August 6, 2012 at 1:48 pm

I have no witty comment to make. She's a vile, unprincipled and unbelievably hypocritical human being. The only mitigation, and it's a small one, is that she obviously is turning pathological, emotionally-crippling self-loathing inside out and spewing it at "The Left".

But then, so was Hitler.

HistoriCat August 6, 2012 at 3:10 pm

The good news is that no matter how hateful she becomes, she will never morph into the white male she wants to be.

ChernobylSoup August 6, 2012 at 1:48 pm

Proof that America can still do great things. Further proof of what's holding us back.

cravenlovelace August 6, 2012 at 1:48 pm

Mentioning Dejah Thoris is just another reason to love Wonkette.

Nostrildamus August 6, 2012 at 1:48 pm

rage-based nonsequitur generator Michelle Malkin

Speaking of nonsequiturs, any news on Alfred the Great?

MacRaith August 6, 2012 at 1:49 pm

So some JPL rocket scientists got laid and Michelle Malkin didn't. This horrible injustice is clearly Barack Obama's fault.

ChernobylSoup August 6, 2012 at 1:57 pm

So some JPL rocket scientists got laid…

Seven Two and a half minutes of terror.

BaldarTFlagass August 6, 2012 at 1:49 pm

What the hell is she doing watching the NASA channel?

coolhandnuke August 6, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Mars needs anchor babies too also.

Joshua Norton August 6, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Michelle Malkin is just the female version of Ann Coulter.

fishwharf August 6, 2012 at 7:01 pm

The main difference is that Michelle is not a transsexual.

SoBeach August 6, 2012 at 1:49 pm

…why does he attack and demonize government reformers who are looking for market-based solutions on health care?

Ouch. She's right and that one hits a little close to home. We should all quit demonizing those on the right who cheer and applaud when asked if we should just let the uninsured die. Because civility. We don't have to be all mean to them. They have feelings too.

BaldarTFlagass August 6, 2012 at 1:49 pm

I had that book when I was a kid.

Fukui-sanYesOta August 6, 2012 at 1:50 pm

I watched John Holdren on the live feed after the landing yesterday, and he was very "USA NUMBER ONE!!!!!1111!111!" about the whole thing, which seemed … somehow wrong.

It's a stunning achievement and the whole world should be proud, but there's something which feels a bit odd about the "fuck you world, you're better because America!" thing which was going on.

Huh, I'm snark-free again. Let me add some more: That landing is possibly the best moment I've had in my entire life watching space exploration. A truly wonderful achievement.

I heard that Pete Hoekstra tweeted something about government-run space exploration being worse than the holocaust.

Billmatic August 6, 2012 at 2:07 pm

Are you trying to say that America is not exceptional? How dare you!!! You want the terists to win!!!

Tangled sin tax August 6, 2012 at 2:12 pm

I watched (along with the whole country) the countdown and takeoff for Alan Shepard's first flight and then got on the bus to go to school. By the time I got there he was back on earth. I think that was my most excited time.
I also listened to the moon landing over Armed Forces Korea Network while watching a farmer plowing his field with an ox outside our wire. The contrast was dizzying.

Fukui-sanYesOta August 6, 2012 at 2:18 pm

I am jealous as fuck.

I do remember watching Columbia's first countdown whilst being a little kid at school and seeing the launch get scratched for computer glitches at around five seconds. It made me want to become a scientist.

BigSkullF*ckingDog August 6, 2012 at 2:49 pm

I watched the Challenger blow the fuck up. In class. In the 5th grade. Not the best day of school ever.

Goonemeritus August 6, 2012 at 1:50 pm

It will take a lot more than Malkin to harsh my nerd buzz, Higgs boson now this Mars landing it’s a great year to have a slide-rule.

SorosBot August 6, 2012 at 1:56 pm

What the fuck is a slide rule, grandpa?

Fukui-sanYesOta August 6, 2012 at 2:00 pm

It's like a medieval version of twitter, I think.

Goonemeritus August 6, 2012 at 2:00 pm

You’ll wish you had one when the power plants fail and our planet is ruled by STINKING APES!

Designer_Rants August 6, 2012 at 2:03 pm

So it's a Monkey Knife? Why didn't ya just say so?

Billmatic August 6, 2012 at 2:08 pm

It's a euphemism for a raging erection, just like large hadron.

JustPixelz August 6, 2012 at 2:15 pm

"Is that a slide rule in your pocket or are just happy to see me?"

True fact: Until around 1940, "computer" was an occupation.

viennawoods13 August 6, 2012 at 2:37 pm

Speaking of slide rules, that was a great scene in Apollo 13 when all the nerds pulled out their slide rules at Mission Control to do those complicated computations. Even more amazing, the guys on the ship did the same computations IN THEIR HEAD. Which is why I could never work at Mission Control or be an astronaut.

hagajim August 6, 2012 at 1:51 pm

John Holdren is only a population control freak because Michelle Malkin exists.

CrunchyKnee August 6, 2012 at 1:51 pm

I bet whoever paid for her as a mail order bride from the Philippines wishes they had a return policy. If only he'd have kept that damn receipt.

Generation[redacted] August 6, 2012 at 1:52 pm

Oh, golly, what is this about John Holdren wanting to impose forced abortions on Deja Thoris?

BARSOOM LIBEL!!!1!

Angry_Marmot August 6, 2012 at 4:26 pm

It's worse than that– wait 'til they find out Barsoomians hatch from eggs and John Carter wants to marry one. Didn't Santorum warn us about this?

doloras August 6, 2012 at 5:36 pm

I want a six-legged hyper-speed puppy.

MumbletyPesade August 6, 2012 at 1:52 pm

Here's your thumbs-up Michelle. Have a nice day!

#youaresoNOTaspecialperson

Designer_Rants August 6, 2012 at 2:17 pm

First of all, I like the new hashtag. Second, what's "Pesade"?

MumbletyPesade August 6, 2012 at 2:56 pm

Aw, the hashtag hearkens to the previous Rmoney post.. Pesade is frenchy term for a dressage move, which category of horseplay seems impossible to exhaust.

p.s. update on orchestral manoevres in the donut: rosewater pistachio's and garam masala dusting apparently tickled one museum's fancy, as said Donut was catered to their latest exhibition, to respond with a humorous reverse-tribute I thought you'd also appreciate~

Designer_Rants August 6, 2012 at 11:52 pm

Pardon my "North Indian Spicy" language, but that donut looks fucking awesome. I had to look up what garam masala is, but I'm guessing it's perfect with the pistachio and icing on that cake donut.

SayItWithWookies August 6, 2012 at 1:53 pm

"Also: If Obama now an advocate of privatizing federal space programs to save taxpayer dollars, why does he attack and demonize government reformers who are looking for market-based solutions on health care?"

If gasoline is so good for my car, then why isn't it good for my plants?
If going fast and turning left is such a good strategy in NASCAR, why doesn't it get me to the grocery store?
If bitching about everything being some big government conspiracy works so well on FOX News, why does it just get me shunned and ignored in public situations?

GunToting[Redacted] August 6, 2012 at 2:07 pm

Because it doesn't have electrolytes.

Boojum August 6, 2012 at 9:55 pm

If doing something good is good, why can't I lie about it and say the opposite?

eggsacklywright August 6, 2012 at 1:53 pm

Mars Needs Women. Off ye go, Mich.

ChernobylSoup August 6, 2012 at 1:54 pm

Watching the landing (or better put, watching the scientists and engineers watching the landing) last night was so cool. I woke up my 6 year old son at midnight and we jumped and cheered along with the JPL team after the seven minutes of terror. It was an excellent night.

Blueb4sinrise August 6, 2012 at 1:54 pm

Errrr, because deficits didn't matter under Bush?

Lionel[redacted]Esq August 6, 2012 at 1:55 pm

I, as an American, am glad that Curiosity has the first fully operational abortion clinic to land on another planet. USA! USA! USA!

actor212 August 6, 2012 at 2:00 pm

Abortionhyperplex, FTW!

coolhandnuke August 6, 2012 at 1:58 pm

Intellectual curiosity killed this cunt.

Carabella1 August 6, 2012 at 1:58 pm

Something… something… something… Michelle Malkin is a lunatic bitch.

bikerlaureate August 6, 2012 at 3:33 pm

Someone this evil and traitorous – for money – would be wise to avoid bringing up words like "freak" and "ugh".

Carabella1 August 6, 2012 at 3:49 pm

roflmao… have you ever been on her "new" site, twitchy.com? It's hilarious. She gets her fans soooo riled up. So much fun to get on there and twist their tits every once in a while.

bikerlaureate August 6, 2012 at 4:15 pm

You're doing yeoman's work.
It would be hard for me to visit there and concentrate properly on snark. Trolling is not my favorite thing on these here innertubez

Carabella1 August 6, 2012 at 4:53 pm

I speak snark, so not so much 'trolling' as educating.

valthemus August 6, 2012 at 7:42 pm

I hate to think of it as trolling, but I do try to look at some right-wing blogs and sometimes I see something so unbelievably, outrageously, staggeringly wrong, I just have to say something. It's usually dismissed as librul lies, but if even one regular reader begins to realize how "selective" some sites are in presenting what they consider "facts" then I consider it a mitzvah.

actor212 August 6, 2012 at 1:59 pm

All you zombies show your bases

coolhandnuke August 6, 2012 at 2:10 pm

Damn you. That "Hooters" song will now float in my brain all day.

actor212 August 6, 2012 at 2:15 pm

Heh heh heh…

DerrickWildcat August 6, 2012 at 2:03 pm

How many medals had Malkin won? NONE! She hasn't won one medal!

actor212 August 6, 2012 at 2:05 pm

She doesn't even bronze in the Greco-Roman Hassling event

bobbert August 6, 2012 at 4:42 pm

I don't think they've held the Ping-Pong Dressage event yet.

MosesInvests August 6, 2012 at 2:07 pm

You don't need to force Deja Thoris to have an abortion-just destroy the hatchery. Barsoomian women lay eggs. (Yes, I *am* a nerd, why do you ask?)

actor212 August 6, 2012 at 2:09 pm

Edgar Rice Burroughs isn't nerd material.

CommieLibunatic August 6, 2012 at 2:08 pm

What the fuck is she even talking about?

Y'know what, never mind. Just bring my kilowatt disruptor to bear and set the beam to "Brown Note."

RedneckMuslin August 6, 2012 at 2:08 pm

Obama cut the defense against the Eludium Q36 explosive space modulator. Now, Marvin the Martian wins..

Billmatic August 6, 2012 at 2:10 pm

A few thoughts on overpopulation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embed

"Want to save the planet? Try sodomy. Sodomy is eco-friendly."

pdiddycornchips August 6, 2012 at 2:10 pm

I met this bitch once. She smelled like cat urine and kimchee.

Angry_Marmot August 6, 2012 at 4:31 pm

So does my basement. You don't suppose…?

johnnyzhivago August 6, 2012 at 2:12 pm

Just wait till that Rover's laser canon thing vaporizes some Martian kid who comes by to check it out and then see the world of trouble Obama got us into.

gogogodzilla August 6, 2012 at 2:12 pm

"Also: If Obama now an advocate of privatizing federal space programs to save taxpayer dollars, why does he attack and demonize government reformers who are looking for market-based solutions on health care?"

It's got electrolytes! Let's water the crops with it.

BoatOfVelociraptors August 6, 2012 at 2:18 pm

Landing a full-size probe on mars costs about 2 billion dollars.
Crashing the the global economy with MBA's costs 60 Trillion dollars.
Paying CEO bonuses and golden parachutes? Priceless.

WordSaladNation August 6, 2012 at 2:18 pm

I made this Blingee many moons ago, but it's more relevant now than ever.

JustPixelz August 6, 2012 at 2:24 pm

Malkin's remarks are typical of the America-hating conservatives. Our greatest accomplishments are derided as mistakes, our best-and-brightest belittled as fools, our can-do spirit inverted into "don't do".

Michelle Malkin can cheer for the Go-Pee Space Agency over NASA and for insurance company death panels instead of universal coverage and for burn-baby-burn over the complexity of climate science. Because that's what America haters do.

Katydid August 6, 2012 at 2:25 pm

Did someone forget to tell me this is opposite day? The whackjobs at Miss Manners' site are exercised that Obama cut Nasa's budget…since when are they mad about budget cuts? Guaranteed that they'd be screaming bloody murder now if Obama had asked for an increase for NASA. I guess every day is opposite day when you're a rightwing lunatic who cannot stand even the idea of a Democratic president.

SorosBot August 6, 2012 at 2:35 pm

They're mad about budget cuts if and only if they can be pinned to Obama; like deficits didn't matter under Bush.

fuflans August 6, 2012 at 4:23 pm

every day is opposite day when the president is a near.

YasserArraFeck August 6, 2012 at 2:27 pm

Hey 'Tards!! Fuggetabout your "Red States" – There's a whole Red Planet over there!!!
Don't let the atmosphere hit you in your fat asses etc etc

JCE1985 August 6, 2012 at 2:32 pm

While the lack of funding and general interest towards space programs and NASA does sadden me, I don't appreciate it being temporarily hijacked by the hateful, known-nutjob Malkin. Especially through the magic power conservatives and their extremist friends like to use, known simply as the "false equivalency."

NASA does rely on public funds, but many of its connections are also funded by private interests. That may be unfortunate, but it's what happens in a climate of hostility and misunderstanding towards science and space exploration.

So, why in the hell would we want the same fate for health care? Besides, aren't conservobots generally displeased with the "amount of money poured into NASA" and say things like, "We should spend it on more important things!" Like health care? Oh no, you meant the military, lobbyism, promoting religious institutions and influence, and policing the world. How silly of me.

mavenmaven August 6, 2012 at 2:34 pm

I'm still afraid that this landing will awaken the Mysterons.

PubOption August 6, 2012 at 2:50 pm

Wait a minute, does that mean that Barry is Captain Black?

mavenmaven August 6, 2012 at 3:07 pm

hey, captain black was the tragic bad guy in that story, if my childhood memories are correct.

randcoolcatdaddy August 6, 2012 at 2:35 pm

F'ing science – hows does it work?

Oblios_Cap August 6, 2012 at 2:36 pm

I thought Malkin was competing in the Dressage portion of the Olympics. What's she doing back in our country?

OneYieldRegular August 6, 2012 at 2:45 pm

Michelle Malkin: public anti-intellectual.

DahBoner August 6, 2012 at 2:47 pm

Did she dress up like a cheerleader when she said this?

How can we take anything a Conservative says seriously unless they give us fetish wear???

BZ1 August 6, 2012 at 2:51 pm

Ugh is Michelle's signature line??

unclejeems August 6, 2012 at 3:11 pm

Well, it looks like Ferdinand Marcos is finally getting his revenge. I wonder how many pairs of shoes this chick has?

timbo71351 August 6, 2012 at 3:14 pm

Man, I really was hoping those Colorado wildfires would burn her house down.

Willardbot9000_V2.5 August 6, 2012 at 3:17 pm

I'd like to have about five minutes alone with the Malkintent…I wouldn't physically abuse her because I don't believe there's ever a reason to hit a woman…well, one exception and that's if the bitch is trying to kill you. I'd just do my homework and ask about issues with the object being for her to yammer as many phallacies as possible in return. That alone would be immensely satisfying…I love how much they lie when cornered.

outragedcitizen August 6, 2012 at 4:28 pm

Oh, no, Spiteful, hate-generator Michelle Malkin is on twitter right now! Barf!

TribecaMike August 6, 2012 at 6:51 pm

This was foreseen in Tim Burton's prophetic film, Mars Aborts!

Baba_NinjaCat12 August 6, 2012 at 7:11 pm

Michelle Malkin, The Bitch of Mars

TribecaMike August 6, 2012 at 9:27 pm

Nice Frank Frazetta fascist reference there, Dok.

Thunderclees August 7, 2012 at 9:26 am

There is nothing in the Constitution that empowers the federal government to spend money on going into outer space.

ttommyunger August 7, 2012 at 8:11 pm

"Michelle Malkin, Ugh." I like it.

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