WORK IT  1:45 pm August 1, 2012

Florida Legislator Has Hot New Body, Doesn’t Care Who Knows It

by Josh Fruhlinger

Sexxay ... AND healthyIf there’s one thing people hate about the lamestream media, it’s all the bad news. There’s so much good in the world, but the New York reporter elite just want to bring us down! That’s why when you hear “Florida” in the news, you assume the story’s going to be about gun-toting maniacs shooting unarmed victims, and when you hear “shirtless pics of Republican legislator surface on Internet,” you assume they were sent to non-wife ladies he met on the Craigslist casual encounters section. Well, turn that frown upside down! Those pictures you might have seen of Peter Nehr, a member of the Florida legislature, are nothing to be ashamed of, says Peter Nehr, but are a document of his new healthy lifestyle. Are you inspired by the majesty of of his abs? You should be!

When Nehr’s pectorals started “going viral,” he released the following statement, which is long but which we are going to blockquote in its entirety anyway because it is perfect in every way:

To all those interested in my pictures that were posted on the blogs:

I have been a diabetic for many years and like many diabetics have had problems with my weight and my blood sugar control.

The attached pictures are all originals with no photo shopping which include a before picture and after picture of my face and also a before and after picture of my body.

I went from 210 pounds to 160 pounds and from a 38 inch waistline to a 30 inch waistline. I also went from taking over a 110 units of insulin per day taking 5 shots to almost no daily insulin shots. My blood sugar went from highs of over 300 to currently from 100 to 140. This was done by proper and moderate exercise and being very careful regarding not only what I eat, but how much I eat.

I also receive Acupuncture treatments to improve my overall health. I have also been featured in an e book called “Fit over 40″ due to weight loss and have made key note speeches at FSU Medical School and other venues to audiences interested in Diabetes and Health.

I use every opportunity I can to show other Diabetics that it is possible to control and possibly reverse the effects of this terrible disease. There are over 2 million diabetics in Florida alone and if my before and after pictures can give some of them the hope of a better life even with diabetes then I am happy to have helped.

I have even included a picture that is only a week old (the one at the beach with a white shirt on) to show everyone that I am still in great shape and that it is possible not only to get into shape but stay that way long term.

I have sent these pictures to many of my friends that have been following my health and diabetes progress and they have shared them with others as well. It appears that someone who has a problem with my politics is trying to use them in a way to hurt my campaign. I am proud of what I have done to improve my health and will discuss this with anyone who wants to know how to do what I did.

If you have any further questions please do not hesitate to contact me by e mail or my cell.

We love every word of this, from opening old-manisms like “the blogs” and “photo shopped,” to the idea that someone might expect photo shopped pictures of a middle-aged state legislator to exist, to the conclusion where he basically encourages you to call or e-mail him if you want to talk more about living with diabetes, or about his dietary changes, his workout regimen, or his muscled torso. The human body is not a shameful thing, and Peter Nehr will not be shamed by his! We are going to avoid reading anything about Nehr’s political beliefs so that we can denote him Wonkette’s #1 Florida Legislator with a clear conscience.

The only bad thing about this whole affair is that the article about it informs us that “selfies” is “what the kids call taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone,” which, gross, what’s wrong with you, kids of today. Here, let’s get that bad taste out of our mouth by enjoying some more shirtless Peter Nehr action.

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Maman August 1, 2012 at 1:47 pm

Really?! The barbed wire tattoo too?

actor212 August 1, 2012 at 1:51 pm

He's proactively prison tatted.

Terry August 1, 2012 at 1:56 pm

I wonder if you can see a tear drop tattooed by his eye in a close up photo.

actor212 August 1, 2012 at 1:58 pm

I'm just trying to figure what;s on his other bicep

ChurchofRealism August 1, 2012 at 2:01 pm

Cuz he's hard core and from the streets.

actor212 August 1, 2012 at 2:10 pm

The cul-de-sacs of Tarpon get real, yo!

Chet Kincaid August 1, 2012 at 2:47 pm

You can be sure that "Tarpon" High School's rivals in the conference have gotten very creative with their amusing couplets shouted in unison from the stands.

RadioBowels August 1, 2012 at 2:12 pm

You should see his tramp stamp.

MittBorg August 1, 2012 at 2:39 pm

I'll bend 'im over, you bring the camera.

Nothingisamiss August 1, 2012 at 3:33 pm

I love it when we have field trips.

MittBorg August 1, 2012 at 3:53 pm

When it comes to teh buttsechs, I notice all Wonketteers are willing to sacrifice for the cause.

bobbert August 1, 2012 at 2:44 pm

He must have got the tat after he lost the weight, so diabeetus control + midlife crisis all at once?

James Michael Curley August 1, 2012 at 3:00 pm

I often wonder what the typical, elaborate, multi-colored tramp stamp is going to look like 30 years and 175 pounds from now.

Biff August 1, 2012 at 3:10 pm

It's all right here!

Boojum August 1, 2012 at 1:48 pm

Dude, selfies!

MadBrahms August 1, 2012 at 2:23 pm

Why is it that every time I read the usage examples on urbandictionary I want to move to a shack with no phone or road access? The entry for "selfies" is especially harrowing in terms of the current state of Our Youth.

MittBorg August 1, 2012 at 2:40 pm

I b'leev you have actually convinced me NOT to seek the meaning of this term. I b'leev I may have reached my ook limit for the week.

Biff August 1, 2012 at 3:12 pm

You yourself raised (or lowered) the bar by suggesting bending this guy over a chair.

MittBorg August 1, 2012 at 3:55 pm

I don't see *nuthin'* about no chair.

Does somebody want to discuss their fantasies? HENGGGGHHHH?

chascates August 1, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Now he just needs a facelift and a personality transplant.

One_who_wanders August 1, 2012 at 1:58 pm

And a soul.

MittBorg August 1, 2012 at 2:40 pm

He could do with a burqa, also, too.

Barb_ August 1, 2012 at 1:50 pm

And he likes for women who sunbathe in a bikini to send pictures back after they take the bikini off. It has nothing to do with smut. He was once diabetic and wants to show that, without that bikini, the lean white meat is the best part.

freakishlywrong August 1, 2012 at 2:04 pm

Barb, Florida legislature. I think it's the mens he prefers…

Jus_Wonderin August 1, 2012 at 2:30 pm

Barb, it could be that he wants to check others for the onset of skin cancers. That, or for ticks.

GuyClinch August 1, 2012 at 2:39 pm

Yeah, and Anthony Weiner was simply showing how he — AND YOU TOO — can recover from erectile dysfunction.

anniegetyerfun August 1, 2012 at 1:50 pm

As a fellow diabetic, I am very impressed by this guy's achievements. That's all.

ETA: OK, that's totally not all, but I am trying to be nice today.

Terry August 1, 2012 at 1:57 pm

Yep, changing your lifestyle to the point where you've largely off insulin is a huge achievement.

anniegetyerfun August 1, 2012 at 2:00 pm

I actually did that myself, but then once I got pregnant, my stupid pancreas went on the fritz again. Hopefully once I pop this creature out, I can go back to insulin-free life. I HATE insulin.

I never managed to get abs like this dude, though. I don't even hope for shit like that.

Terry August 1, 2012 at 2:06 pm

My father keeps his sugar at or below 100 and doesn't need a needle at all. To do this, though, he eats like a monk. Only sugar is when a granddaughter hands him something. Granddaughters are always exceptions to any rules.

MittBorg August 1, 2012 at 2:41 pm

What a sweet (!) Grandpa!

Biff August 1, 2012 at 3:14 pm

Gestational diabeetus is a real thing, I hear. Get well soon!

anniegetyerfun August 1, 2012 at 3:20 pm

Eh, well, I've had real diabeetuss since I was 17. It just gets a little more fucked up while knocked up, is all. Stupid fetuses and all their hormone-bringing presence.

starfanglednut August 1, 2012 at 2:46 pm

I agree.

fuflans August 1, 2012 at 3:00 pm

oh don't be nice.

OneYieldRegular August 1, 2012 at 1:50 pm

Needs more Gore Vidal.

Doktor Zoom August 1, 2012 at 2:04 pm

Depends on whose vidal is gored.

actor212 August 1, 2012 at 1:50 pm

Nehr looks like he Naired.

Crank_Tango August 1, 2012 at 1:51 pm

It's a real shame when bronies be taking selfies like that.

ProgressiveInga August 1, 2012 at 2:03 pm

Brony is the new Furry.

MittBorg August 1, 2012 at 2:42 pm

(retch) Like Furries weren't bad enough.

actor212 August 1, 2012 at 1:52 pm

Wait…does it count as "selfies" if you're wearing clothes?

I'm asking for a friend.

PuckStopsHere August 1, 2012 at 1:54 pm

Weiner pics or GTFO.

actor212 August 1, 2012 at 1:54 pm

It appears that someone who has a problem with my politics is trying to use them in a way to hurt my campaign.

Oh yes! Because if we learned anything from the Weiner affair, it's always someone else's fault for Tweeting your naked picture from your account

MittBorg August 1, 2012 at 2:44 pm

I'm beginning to think this fellow is either singularly ill-informed or terminally afflicted with Teh Stoopit.

Jus_Wonderin August 1, 2012 at 1:54 pm

Buthisface?

Schmannnity August 1, 2012 at 1:56 pm

Is he from the Magenta Party?

SorosBot August 1, 2012 at 2:05 pm

Are you suggesting that he'll do the time warp again?

MadBrahms August 1, 2012 at 3:56 pm

That jump to the left is going to come back to haunt him in the next election.

fuflans August 1, 2012 at 3:01 pm

orange was already taken

BigSkullF*ckingDog August 1, 2012 at 1:56 pm

Ripped abs and mom jeans. Nice look.

BaldarTFlagass August 1, 2012 at 1:57 pm

So, that Cenegenics shit really works?

phlox✔ August 1, 2012 at 1:57 pm

When a mid-life crisis and health improvement collide!
Bet he bought a new Miata as well.

prommie August 1, 2012 at 2:00 pm

hey now thats a great little car!

actor212 August 1, 2012 at 2:01 pm

But if you're going to go all penile-substitute, you might as well go big.

Schmannnity August 1, 2012 at 2:08 pm

1959 Cadillac DeVille

FakaktaSouth August 1, 2012 at 2:08 pm

for a Barbie. There is nothing weirder looking than a dude in a tiny convertible.

prommie August 1, 2012 at 2:12 pm

Wierder? How about with a scarf and a purse? How about if its a Jaguar?

FakaktaSouth August 1, 2012 at 2:16 pm

You need to mind those scarves and convertibles. Ask Isadora Duncan, that shit ain't for play.

And STOP THAT.

Chet Kincaid August 1, 2012 at 2:37 pm

Are you Prince?! Driving a little red Corvette and rocking a raspberry beret?

bobbert August 1, 2012 at 2:47 pm

MGB libel!

Baconzgood August 1, 2012 at 1:58 pm

"If you have any further questions OR ARE A RENT BOY please do not hesitate to contact me by e mail or my cell."

FIXED

MittBorg August 1, 2012 at 2:46 pm

That's *just* what I was thinkin', Bacon. How transparent can the little whore be, he's sending out these shots just *begging* for some hot man-on-man.

HistoriCat August 1, 2012 at 3:21 pm

What – a guy can't be proud of how he looks? Especially if he's transformed himself from the pudgy state? Fine – see if I send you guys pics once I've got myself in shape.

MittBorg August 1, 2012 at 3:58 pm

I refuse to believe you are anyone/thing but a rather plump, pampered, gray-mackerel-tabby with a very fluffy tail and an enormous belly for teh skritchies.

HistoriCat August 1, 2012 at 4:10 pm

"Plump"?!?

someone is just asking for a nice, dead varmint in their bed.

actor212 August 1, 2012 at 1:58 pm

Nehr: Pre-Photoshop

Oh, and Josh? How in the FUCK did you miss this photo?

elviouslyqueer August 1, 2012 at 2:02 pm

Ye. Gods. MY EYES!

ProgressiveInga August 1, 2012 at 2:05 pm

He looks pretty fit for a 20-year-old.

freakishlywrong August 1, 2012 at 2:06 pm

I'm a straight girlie and I just went full gay looking at that. Oh shit, now that's funny!

BaldarTFlagass August 1, 2012 at 2:15 pm

I like how he has the "wandering tattoo" syndrome.

actor212 August 1, 2012 at 2:22 pm

Cindycrawforditis, yes.

Crank_Tango August 1, 2012 at 2:27 pm

could be from the mirror

ElPinche August 1, 2012 at 2:26 pm

ARRRRGGHHH! My dick just caved in .

MittBorg August 1, 2012 at 2:47 pm

That's it. It's settled. He's looking for a guy.

mwittier August 1, 2012 at 1:59 pm

I WAS AFRAID FOR MY LIFE!

Wait, wrong Floridan excuse.
He's got a little Leona Helmsley business going on in the face. And the bosom.
Well, and the tattoo.

prommie August 1, 2012 at 1:59 pm

Dickpics or GTFO! Be a man and own it, dude!

emmelemm August 1, 2012 at 3:32 pm

Eggsactly.

MittBorg August 1, 2012 at 3:59 pm

No eggsacs! NOOO ALIEN EGGSACS!!

Callyson August 1, 2012 at 1:59 pm

Lindsey Graham approves this message.

Baconzgood August 1, 2012 at 2:00 pm

I find this difficult to masterbate to.

ph7 August 1, 2012 at 2:13 pm

Hey, at least you gave it a shot.

actor212 August 1, 2012 at 2:17 pm

I think the problem is he couldn't.

MittBorg August 1, 2012 at 2:49 pm

Baconzgood that way.

Goonemeritus August 1, 2012 at 2:00 pm

Good for him, now that he is healthy maybe his next area of self-improvement should be a period of introspection about the direction of his Political Party.

elviouslyqueer August 1, 2012 at 2:01 pm

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Well, fuck. There goes the rest of my afternoon.

Jus_Wonderin August 1, 2012 at 2:07 pm

Call me crazy, but doesn't he need to rejog the order of those events?

bobbert August 1, 2012 at 2:52 pm

Pillage, then rape, then burn.

MittBorg August 1, 2012 at 4:00 pm

It just seems so … futile, when you have to tell them these things.

BaldarTFlagass August 1, 2012 at 2:05 pm

He had to tone up so he could be in ultimate vote-disenfranchising shape.

Come here a minute August 1, 2012 at 2:05 pm

The lovefest here is sickening. This man is saying that one should place limits on one's consumption — this is un-American! Stand up and be a patriot, by consuming mass quantities of fast food and insulin. Anus burgers forever!

Biff August 1, 2012 at 3:20 pm

I know! That Bloomberg shit is getting outta hand!

Jus_Wonderin August 1, 2012 at 2:06 pm

Dude, you are RED!!! Too much sun or are you stroking out?

MittBorg August 1, 2012 at 4:01 pm

Stroking out, though not the kind he hoped for.

SorosBot August 1, 2012 at 2:06 pm

Maybe some other Republican legislators could use this sort of explanation – "I hired those hookers to make me wear diapers so they could check on the health of my bowel movements!"

Jus_Wonderin August 1, 2012 at 2:10 pm

"I accepted that gazzillion bucks bribe to test my ability to carry large amounts of weight. Wouldn't the American public want a legislator that is fit?"

OzoneTom August 1, 2012 at 2:07 pm

Now my screen smells like Axe Body Spray.

ph7 August 1, 2012 at 2:09 pm

Does diabetes cause game show host hair, too?

Chet Kincaid August 1, 2012 at 2:10 pm

haha

Chet Kincaid August 1, 2012 at 2:09 pm

Sure, mock this guy, but when Handsome Joe Biden does it you'll be throwing your panties at your monitors!

prommie August 1, 2012 at 2:19 pm

That Colbert guy has his admirers, too.

ph7 August 1, 2012 at 2:24 pm

Watching Colbert is effective, low effort foreplay for ms. ph7

Chet Kincaid August 1, 2012 at 2:26 pm

That was only a Thought Experiment!! I am rated to withstand the following to a depth of 20 Nauticals: http://nofactzone.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/ima

MittBorg August 1, 2012 at 2:53 pm

OHMYGHOD I have SUCH a crush on that dood.

viennawoods13 August 1, 2012 at 3:26 pm

Don't we all? Last night he was prancing in dressage costume with tight pants. mmmmm

James Michael Curley August 1, 2012 at 3:12 pm

Needs a set of 1950's sock garters.

FakaktaSouth August 1, 2012 at 2:26 pm

YES.

Jus_Wonderin August 1, 2012 at 2:42 pm

Wait. Wait. I need a reason to do that?

MittBorg August 1, 2012 at 2:52 pm

Well, in defense of teh Laydeez, Handsome Old Joe Biden sure is handsome. This dood, not so much.

CapnFatowls August 1, 2012 at 2:09 pm

I can think of at least two reasons why Nehr won't be eating at Chick-Fil-A tonight.

MittBorg August 1, 2012 at 3:04 pm

He's got *two* boyfriends?

FakaktaSouth August 1, 2012 at 2:11 pm

He is standing JUST like a beauty contestant in the bathing suit competition. I appreciate all the calls for dicks or getting the fuck out, but I do not think I want to see his penis. I would like to see him in a bikini and sash. That would make my day.

prommie August 1, 2012 at 2:17 pm

I don't want to see his penis, either, I am just saying dude should have the courage of his convictions. Faint heart never won fair maid and all that.

FakaktaSouth August 1, 2012 at 2:19 pm

I appreciate that you think you have to qualify your stance on looking at his junk. People just throw that "HEY LOOK AT MY DONG" nonsense out there any old time these days. Keep it special y'all, like for special occasions, birthdays and such.

actor212 August 1, 2012 at 2:21 pm

Look, I apologized and besides, they were sent out accidentally after I found your email address, OK, already???

FakaktaSouth August 1, 2012 at 2:23 pm

Hey, I TOLD you it was okay! I like to print em all out and line em up side by side for comparisons, and you're way at the front. Proceed.

MittBorg August 1, 2012 at 3:06 pm

Just not Mother's Day or Father's Day, please. The old folks get most uncommonly discomfited by the sight of y'all's dangly bits. You'd think they'd be used to it, seeing as how … but I digress.

Mittens Howell, III August 1, 2012 at 2:13 pm

He's been in training for Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day.

RadioBowels August 1, 2012 at 2:14 pm

See, Obamacare works!

bureaucrap August 1, 2012 at 2:15 pm

ummm…. barbed wire tat on left means he's a bottom. totally incompetent hair implants means he's a queeny bottom. I'm sure his boyfriend is very proud of him.

Antispandex August 1, 2012 at 2:18 pm

So, the waxing and the spray tan are just to inspire us too? That is so ….what is the word I'm looking for here?

actor212 August 1, 2012 at 2:19 pm

Selfies-less?

ProgressiveInga August 1, 2012 at 2:21 pm

Queer and unhealthy, respectively?

chicken_thief August 1, 2012 at 2:40 pm

Yuck?

MittBorg August 1, 2012 at 3:07 pm

Queer? As in "odd," I mean, of course.

Comrade Wingtardd August 1, 2012 at 2:19 pm

"… and like many diabetics have had problems with my weight and my blood sugar control. "

No, it should read "I like many people who have problems with obesity, have diabetes"

MadBrahms August 1, 2012 at 2:20 pm

Jimmy Carter, WHY?

fartknocker August 1, 2012 at 2:27 pm

Needs more nipple rings and ear piercings…

Slim_Pickins August 1, 2012 at 2:30 pm

That's not a Florida tan, its not even a Bohner tan.

OhDeerMee123 August 1, 2012 at 2:31 pm

I wonder if he used to work out with Charlie Crist back in the day? Just two, muscled, sweaty hetero guys.

MumbletyAvian August 1, 2012 at 2:31 pm

Speaking of Florida. Their Education Secretary has resigned barely one year after ditching his job as Virginia's Ed Sec'.
I'm aware Mr. Robinson has made his share of strides in leadership among school-improvement endeavors; but accountability, morale-restoring among teachers, and viable assessment imperatives are not among those accomplishments~

Advn2rgirl August 1, 2012 at 3:44 pm

He taught fifth grade for one year and apparently was an adjunct for two years but his big thing is getting public money to private and charter schools. Why am I not surprised?

ElPinche August 1, 2012 at 2:32 pm

Does a date with papa smurf come with a paper bag? There's not enough acupuncture needles on Earth for that god forsaken face.

WhatTheHolyHeck August 1, 2012 at 2:32 pm

Really. I think the guy's on the level about this. Tone-deaf, but honest.

OH MY GOD WONKETTE I HAVE LOST MY SNARK

EBGrey August 1, 2012 at 2:32 pm

His ability to personally monitor his blood sugar level, his accupuncture treatments, his consultations with his doctors, and his access to a fitness center, these are all reasons why he and his fellow Republicans think expanding health care to millions of Americans under "Obamacare" is a terrible idea.

Biel_ze_Bubba August 1, 2012 at 2:35 pm

"Before" pic and "After" pic – OK.
"Before" pic and 498 "After" pics in a variety of cheesy poses – not quite OK.

Does this musclebound doofus think people can't tell the difference?

MittBorg August 1, 2012 at 2:37 pm

No nip-clips? That's a 'Shop.

bobbert August 1, 2012 at 2:56 pm

I can tell from having seem many 'Shops, and also some pixels.

MittBorg August 1, 2012 at 4:05 pm

Srsly, dood, those poses are *begging* for a leather daddy background.

Local_Mojo August 1, 2012 at 2:43 pm

Charles Willson Peale painted George Washington in a similar pose. Look it up.

BlueJoubert August 3, 2012 at 2:03 pm

I'm just going to trust you on that one. But aren't a lot of portraits done with the subject standing?

BlueJoubert August 3, 2012 at 2:04 pm

OH WAIT! Washington had a portrait done of himself with his arms up holding a camera? Now I will have to look it up.

MittBorg August 1, 2012 at 2:43 pm

Has *anybody* bothered to count his fingers and toes? Because that is one mighty strange and boiled-looking person in them pix, and my money's on illegal alien.

DahBoner August 1, 2012 at 2:55 pm

This is the only thing I've heard a Republican say that makes a lick of sense.

Hence, he will lose in the next primary.

REPUBLICANS CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

widestanceromance August 1, 2012 at 3:00 pm

His entire body is that of physical dissonance, like Jan Brewer's face. One part is indeed old, another no longer young, and the rest looking like it belongs to his grandson. The overall effect is terrifying.

In a word, he is Frankenstud.

fuflans August 1, 2012 at 3:06 pm

chris christie will eat him.

resolvedwaldron August 1, 2012 at 3:22 pm

Strange, the barb tattoo is on his left arm in the two pictures above, but on his right arm at this link http://www.sptimes.com/2008/02/21/images/large/Pa…. What's with that?

fuflans August 1, 2012 at 3:45 pm

which ties in nicely with the diabetes theme…

BZ1 August 1, 2012 at 4:01 pm

Channeling Anthony Weiner?

unclejeems August 1, 2012 at 4:12 pm

Hell, I know 60-year-olds who look better than that. (Shyly glances at own image in the mirror.)

lochnessmonster August 1, 2012 at 4:41 pm

Needs something done to that hair…

AznMom420 August 1, 2012 at 5:08 pm

Someone smashed he's diet ya'll jealous?!

MittBorg August 1, 2012 at 5:52 pm

Please don't make me think about those hairy, floppy, brown moobs. Please.

FieryLocks August 1, 2012 at 10:30 pm

Nice Mom jeans.

ttommyunger August 1, 2012 at 11:35 pm

Hmmmm. Not at all gay, but I'm betting he'd hold one between his teeth 'till the swelling went down.

BlueJoubert August 3, 2012 at 2:01 pm

How can it possibly be that all repucklicans seem to have gone to the bathroom when the use of apostrophe's was taught in school? At first I thought he said he liked diabetics.

And seriously, a tribal armband tattoo? You gotta be kidding me. If he got it in 1982 that's one thing, but it's probably a new thang. AND WHAT'S UP WITH HIS HAT?????

prommie August 1, 2012 at 2:28 pm

My god, you do say it to all the boys!

Terry August 1, 2012 at 2:44 pm

A self admitted loving hard ass as a father, an absolute sweetheart of a grandfather. His justification for taking the girls someplace awesome, but off the schedule "But they enjoyed it!". lol

Chet Kincaid August 1, 2012 at 2:58 pm

You mean to say that being serenaded with this song is not deliriously romantic? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vdh39S_ecg

"Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be!"

James Michael Curley August 1, 2012 at 3:03 pm

When you are a grandparent yourself you'll realize "off the schedule" is "quickly before I die."

MittBorg August 1, 2012 at 3:10 pm

That's wonderful. They'll have such rich memories of him to cherish. It's great to see your parents mellow into that stage of their lives.

viennawoods13 August 1, 2012 at 3:21 pm

Gore Vidal: "Never have children, only grandchildren".
Quote from a novel; not based on personal experience.

MittBorg August 1, 2012 at 4:59 pm

SLEEK! I meant "sleek," honest. I have Romneyitis.

vtxmcrider August 1, 2012 at 8:39 pm

We have standards nonetheless. Would you like to see Chris Christie and the buttsecks in the same sentence?

MittBorg August 1, 2012 at 8:55 pm

Ohjezus you really know how to hurt a person.

That's DAMN fuckin' cold, dude. DAMN fuckin' cold. (Fills up the vape and lights it)

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