Well, you finally found a dead voter besides the one James O’Keefe found, who wasn’t actually dead. But sad face, that is because your candidate for Pinal County, Arizona, supervisor, was voting for his dead girlfriend for five years. Oops.
John Enright, a Republican running for Supervisor of Pinal County, Arizona, ended his campaign on Thursday morning after allegations that his former companion — who has been deceased for five years — has been voting by absentee ballot since her death.
The Pinal Country Recorder’s Office received an anonymous letter several weeks ago claiming that someone had been filling out and mailing absentee ballots addressed to Sheila Nassar, who lived with Enright until she passed away in 2007.
Enright describes Nassar as his high school sweetheart, and “former life companion.”
Pinal County Recorder Laura Dean Lytle told The Arizona Republic that the curious case “is an absolute act of fraudulent voting.”
It’s cool, though. Dude was a Republican, so we’re pretty sure it is allowed.
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Yeah! Let's purge Republicans from the voting rolls!
Why bother when they purge themselves so effortlessly?!
Is Breitbart still voting?
I thought only humans had the right to vote.
So now he's one step closer than he had been?
Pretty clever of the GOP to expose one of their own as an excuse to limit the right to vote.
Voter ID!!!
oh wait
WHAR DEF CERFICKICKACK????
Where have I heard that before?
shhh, he's on a roll.
Quiet, you! She's not on this thread yet.
OMG BART THE DEAD HAVE RISEN AND THEY'RE VOTING REPUBLICAN!!!
What better party for bloodsuckers and cannibals?
Someone's in a mood today, fersure.
Snowball! Nooo…!
Kill the brain, you have to kill the brain! Sure it's a tough shot, but try, damn it!….with votes, of course.
Oh. Dear. That's going to leave a mark.
And of course raise the question how O'Keefe missed this in his exahustive investigations.
You'd think that after a pimp costume and a houseboat full of dildos he would have made more progress.
Get out, Republicans, run for your lives! The voter fraud is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!
Nailed it.
Life Companion? Sounds kinda homo.
RINO!
RINO? Hell, that would make him a commie lib.
Time for a baptism!
"ballots addressed to Sheila Nassar"
A republican dating a Muslin? Don't tell Michele Bachmannn.
She was posthumously baptized so its ok.
So, she's a Mormon now?
We are all Mormons now.
I for one welcome our tea-totaling, porn-addicted overlords.
Speak for yourself, John.
I think Michele views Sheila as the right kind of muslin. The dead kind.
Enright describes Nassar as his high school sweetheart, and “former life companion.”
Couldn't make an honest woman of the tramp, Enright?
Ain't made an honest woman outa the one he's living with now, neither. Mebbe he just has a thang about honest wimmen.
"former life companion"
He must believe in reincarnation too!
In his (or her?) defense, all the votes were cast in favor of American candidates who were going to deport Mexicans who are (probably) voting illegally, so her single fraudulent vote prevented like 12,000 fraudulent votes, from Mexicans.
If they just stopped those durn Messicans from walking around free like they (still) owned the place, those fraudulent votes never woulda happened.
If we find out that Sheriff Paul "Sweet" Babeu has been voting on behalf of his Mexican boyfriend all this time, I just may lose my faith in Arizona Republicans.
They FINALLY find fraud, and the guy is one of them…that's gotta hurt! OR, they KNEW there was fraud because they were the ones doing the fraud…either way works for me.
Poor John Enright, he's two people short of a threesome.
Raising Arizona Voters.
It's a dry fraud.
Comment of the Week. No, seriously.
"YOU NEVER LEAVE A VOTE BEHIND!!!"
Needs more ACORN!!!!1!!!!!111!!!
Or something….Actually, as long as he is white and voting Republican on behalf of his dead girlfriend, I don't see a problem with this.
And that one extra vote could easily destroy the will of the people, by changing the outcome of the election by about .0001%!
Margin of error of .000002
Doesn't count as fraud if it's a Republican doing it!
"Right! See? That's what I was thinking. I perfectly honest mistake. Ok, I'll give you that, so, five mistakes, but still, nothing intentional here, an easy mistake to make".
She's dead? She was warm last night!
I see voters
-the brat from that movie-
Is this like how it's okay for Obama to assassinate american citizens because he's a Democrat?
Imagine that. And right after they found out, this mysterious Republican boyfriend-cum-candidate person *resigned* from the race. I has a huge SAD.
Republican-boyfriend-cum is a good description of all of their candidates.
Oh, ew, couldn't you leave the Republican off?
"Do as we say not as we do"…. GOP motto
Is he also cashing her social security checks?
That takes a lot of work. And really, wearing the wig and high heels is a drag.
It's not as hard as all that. Ooops. I may have said too much.
Two words, twice: direct deposit, joint account.
Sadly, no. Somehow the SSA finds out & then removes any money paid for the first mo. in which the recipient was totally deceased. True (& embarrassing) story.
But old lady seniors cut their hair short so it stays clean longer and wear flats so they don't fall as far.
By definition, all Republicans are clinically dead from the neck up.
I believe it is from the heart up.
To be fair, who else is going to vote Republican once the old white people are gone?
Do you have any insight on, y'know, an estimated date for that blessed event?
Today is a good day for ACORN.
ZOMBIE RIGHTS!!!!!!!
We prefer the term "differently able".
Most Republicans I know are dead inside anyway.
I can't wait for the Wall Street Journal's lead editorial: "Republican Voter Fraud Must Be Stopped At All Cost."
"Enright describes Nassar as his high school sweetheart, and “former life companion.”"
Wait, aren't good Republicans supposed to have traditional marriages instead of shacking up?
Is O'Keeffe in jail yet? Because this would have been a banner day in Cell Block 9.
On the bright side, Enright is a lock for the Pinal County necrophiliac vote.
Which, if I understand it correctly by witnessing Governor Brewer, is quite the voting bloc in a lot of Craziona.
Stop being so mean — she's not really dead if she's propped up in his rocking chair and he talks to her every day.
Norman, Norman Bates is that you?
But, just don't get angry with her and raise your voice. She'll fall apart.
And she's spreading fewer lies than the average Republican.
Isn't this the plot from Edgar Allen Poe's story "The Tell Tale Vote?"
I would have figured dead people would lean more toward Libertarian.
Lean, or fall?
John Enright (D)
see how easy that was.
I can't wait to here about how Secretary of State Ken Bennett, who was leading the dog sled of birther stupidity in AZ, will crack down and stop this constitutional crisis. Oh the shame to the GOP and its honest, compassionate conservatives. They should have a Prayer Day in Arizona and call Rick Perry to officiate so this sinner is cast away.
I would like to point out that most of the Republitard base is not many heartbeats away from being dead themselves.
I'll bet Enright's "life companion" is–right now–easier on the eyes than Jan Brewer.
When Brewer is five years on the slab she, too, will look better then she does now.
The votes were counted with a Diebold optical scan machine so it's all good.
Keep fuckin' that dead citizen Enright.
Tomorrow Texas will probably elect Ted Cruz as the GOP candidate for Senate. Get ready for another Michele Bachmann/Louis Gohmert clone gumming up the political process. On the plus side Rand Paul will now stand out as a statesman.
Mother! Vote!
Gonna need a new poling place as the Bates Motel just isn't what it used to be.
There's just something so sweet about these guys having the Acme box blow up in their own faces. Heee heee heee!
Wow, so in all the years Repubelicans have been shrieking about voter fraud, there have been only two cases uncovered – Ann Coulter and this guy? And yet, their ability to withstand the cognitive dissonance that comes with openly embracing everything you claim to despise remains undiminished. Heck, I'm not even mad. That's amazing.
When Hell is full…the dead will walk the earth and vote Republican.
How exactly can one tell, though, in AZ? I mean look at Brewer. She looks like she's been dead for 10 years or so and still gets votes.
"Nassar" sounds kinda muslin. I can't believe she was able to vote in AZ in the first place.
I smell a Mayor Daley Lifetime Achievement Award in someone's future.
B-b-but every Republican knows that voter fraud only happens in person, never by absentee ballot! That's why there's no need for legal rigor there!
I have long held a theory their whole "voter fraud" meme was nothing but a massive bit of projection by the Reptilians. Now we have proof. THEY think everyone else is cheating because THEY are the ones who have been doing that all along. Jeebuz chryst this does beat all.
Finally, Andrew Mc Carthy has intersected in a story with Andrew Mc Carthy, & it's not just snark.
Oh, for fuck's sake!
I think republican's commitment to accountability and individual responsibility entitles them to a 10% "handicap" at least. except that they hate hate hate entitlements.
Nothing wrong with the dead voting. The dead are people, too, my friends. I mean, Clarence Thomas can't be among the living, can he? He's like the late Miss Nassar–never speaks but always votes Republican.
He probably denies that it is her corpse in the rocking chair up in the attic.
Only Jeebus can vote after death, which is how the right wing preachers know whom and what their "flock" (can sheeples be a flock?) is to vote for.
Fluck?
I always figured you had to be brain-dead to vote Republican. It's nice to have some actual evidence.
Corpses are people, my friend.
Zoiks! Takes absentee ballots to a whole new level! Nice, Pinal Co.–thank Tripp that Bristol sold her lovely desert shithouse!
Nassar?
So she isn't just dead but Musliny? Sound the conservative alarms. Oh, that's right, they are never, ever off.
You see, Republicans just love America so much that…
Yeah, but he's a Messican (Cuban), so he'll still get shit from even his own tea party. We can look forward to that, at least. Tell me he's not more of an airhead than Kay Bailey. Please.
POSTHUMOUS SUFFRAGE LIBEL!
Hopefully, this means Arizona will lose it's state charter, and we can sell it back to Mexico!
I'm guessing you're responding to the "porn-addicted" part of that description.
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