OH NOEZ Barack H. Christ has not killed Osama Bin Laden dead often enough for the pleasant fellows of the Daily Caller, as their screaming headlines insist he let OBL go three times (before killing him). Let us hear their evidence, which is contradicted by every other instance of deep-dive reporting on the subject, and by somewhat more respected sources, such as anyone in the world who isn’t the Daily Caller!
Here’s Tucker Carlson’s organ, spewing forth.
At the urging of Valerie Jarrett, President Barack Obama canceled the operation to kill Osama bin Laden on three separate occasions before finally approving the May 2, 2011 Navy SEAL mission, according to an explosive new book scheduled for release August 21. The Daily Caller has seen a portion of the chapter in which the stunning revelation appears.
In ”Leading From Behind: The Reluctant President and the Advisors Who Decide for Him,“ Richard Miniter writes that Obama canceled the “kill” mission in January 2011, again in February, and a third time in March. Obama’s close adviser Valerie Jarrett persuaded him to hold off each time, according to the book.
So … no, according to every other news source on the planet. But in any case, Barack Obama takes his orders from ladies.
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Ick, I bet she even has ladyparts.
Don't worry, the GOP is working on getting rid of ladyparts.
The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
I've never found vagina uncomfortable.
And…. and….. they are blah!
Really, shouldn't she be at home, being a stay-at-home mom instead?
yes, if she's white. If she's blah and a stay at home mom, then she's a lazy welfare queen with six cadillacs.
"Leading From Behind" sounds like a movie straight out of Lyndsey Graham's gay porn stash.
We're talking about Lindsay Graham, so you can just say "porn stash," and everything else is well understood and assumed.
Lindsey does often sport a stick-on porn 'stache while going icognito to the DC gay bars…and he wears see-through mesh according to my source (shhh…it's Rob Halford but don't tell anyone), also.
Looks like Jarrett was right. This is the stupidest post on the Daily Caller since this morning's porn hack.
I hope to god this is the last time I ever have to read the phrase "Tucker Carlson's organ"
Especially when combined with "spewing forth". Ick.
Or the words "explosive" and "release." Unless, of course, they're followed by "in Tucker Carlson's pants that was caused by a particularly virulent strain of dysentery."
The line should read "Tucker Carlson's SHRIVELED organ". That is the only accurate reporting of said events. And instead of "spewing forth" it should read "pussy dribbles"
haha…that's what every woman on Earth collectively said…yeah, Fucker isn't too popular with the ladies in spite of his bowties over hot pink satin shirts.
Typical Daily Crawler slime. Filthy annelid slime.
But Wingnuts, he did get the motherfucker killed, right? Just checkin'
He still killed the arsehole more than W ever did– and he did it without wearing a flight suit and showing off his manly parts!
Ewww, I don't EVER want to think about Fucker Carlson's organ spewing. DO NOT WANT.
When I get a daily caller, I have learned to just let it go to voicemail.
I let it circle the bowl.
BHO is clearly a coward; that's why he let OBL run around freely for seven years.
Oh, wait…
Which one of the superheroes is Tucker Carlson's organ?
The Atom
Ant Man?
Pencil-Dick boy.
He's not in the picture, but I'd say Maggot.
Fallout Boy?
Night Thrasher?
Zippy the Pinhead.
Shoulda asked Bibi.
As a woman, I can attest to the urge to kill once a month and then changing my mind. It usually lasts about five days.
Yeah. Understand. But Tucker Carlson has the same problem.
WHERe's TEh DEAF SIRDEFECATE??!1
U spil funnay! Et's "WHAR"
Not like that macho man Bush, who killed Osama millions of times (in his imagination).
And his tub. bin Laden was on the scrub brush battleship and Bush flew the bar of Irish Spring that killed him
Pew! PewPew! Kprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroom!
Great
Well, all the Number Two and Number Three Al Qaeda guys he killed over the years certainly must have added up to more than just the one Number One.
"Y'see, he don't matter. I have made him irrelevant in my mind."
while fapping.
So basically, even allowing for Miniter's fevered faptasy…Obama played it cautiously rather than tip bin Laden's hand that he was onto him.
And this is a bad thing…how? At least he didn't try baptizing him in absentia.
"At least he didn't try baptizing him in absentia."
Well, he's still dead, so it's not too late.
Leading From Behind and my birthday. August 21 is officially Buttsechs Day!
That's gonna be some party. I assume we're all invited. "Line forms here!"
"You must be at least this tall to take this ride"
OK, just HOW exactly do you know this? And don't believe EVERYthing that SorosBot tells you.
You are being impious!! The proper name is "The Feast Of St. Buttsechs", one of the holiest days on the Wonkturgidal Calendar.
This is exactly how the swift boat thing started with Kerry. Everyone was all "nonsense, nobody will pay any attention to these hacks." Next thing you know, the response to Hurricane Katrina was being managed by George W Bush.
Wrong again Tucker. Reason he didn't follow through those other times was he was waiting for Tarantino to get back to him.
I find it very sad that I can name every character's costume in that photograph.
Check out the game that's playing on the laptops.
Call of Duty?
That was my guess. It could be Doom, too, but there's only like one level of that game that has that color.
So true. When you have worked on one of their games, about 6 months in, you are dieing to see any kind of color.
Costumes?
i find it very sad that i can't.
No, that is awesome. Do it.
The worst part is that I can't even blame my kids for knowing them. They're into Godzilla and not comic books.
Well you must be raising them wrong then!
OTOH, this is serious business, with Spidey and Cap in the same room as the DC folks. But why did WW take off the bracelets?
She used her bracelets to tie up Bill in the Lincoln Bedroom, obvs.
I'd like to see her use the truth lasso there. Maybe she's saving that gadget for October.
i thought they people were the watergate plumbers
Is Tucker's mom still dressing him?
Yes, and little Tucker is still nursing, too.
And bathing him, too, no doubt. His favorite part is after a vigorous toweling, Mom powders his boy things so he can face the day with confidence.
I'll bet Bin Laden is somewhere laughing at Obama for not killing him sooner.
Breitbart's tush?
They might be seated at the same table in Hell, if for no other reason than because it would make both of them miserable.
What a fucking procrastinator-in-chief, taking a whole month to take on a huge under-taking that could destroy his shot at re-election. Contrast that to The Decider who spent seven fucking fucked-up years deciding what the fuck to do.
But if you average out those seven years with the two seconds it took him to decide to make war with every country whose name he couldn't pronounce, he's looking pretty decisive.
Crap, it took him ten minutes to finish the rest of "My Pet Goat".
Listening to women? WTF?
Barry, NEVER trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. Christamighty.
Oh yeah, I have seen a forthcoming book where they say the staff of the Daily Caller are a bunch of former welfare recipient recovering drug addicts. Or something.
That's their big source? A forthcoming book they've seen? Ugh.
"Leading from Behind" is actually intended to be an innuendo that suggests Barry is a homosexual.
Without the sexual innuendo, wouldn't the title be a more apt fit for Dick Cheney?
Oh YEAH?? Wait til I write MY book, called ”Leading From Goon Town: The Candidate with a Raging Hard-On to Avenge His Daddy's "Brainwashed" Comment From 40 Years Ago, and His Douchey Fuck-Ups of a Campaign Team"
That sounds great, but plenty has already been written about W… oh. I see.
We all know the best way to deal with Middle Eastern countries is to simply barge in, go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
You spare the women?
Naw, we rape the shit out of them at the Seal Team 6 dance later on.
(and ty HC, for the setup)
(tips hat)
My work here is done!
(rides off into the sunset)
That's what Little Tucker wants. Somebody invite him to the Number Six dance so he can get the shit raped out of him.
Remind me again, how many al Qaeda attacks were successfully launched on US homeland between January and May, 2011? So the impact of waiting for a good shot was what?
Hillary looks hot! I have GOT to get me a Wonder Woman costume – and a lasso of truth and some pewpewpew defending wrist-a-cuff things and a black guy to kill people with.
Hot!
Make sure to also get a couple of black backup singer chicks to sing "Wondah Womaaaaaaan" in the background when you commence to kicking ass. Mmm. Linda Carter.
All superheroes have to have their own backup band to follow them around playing their theme song.
I'll be in my bunk…
Yes. This.
I'd protect you better than a fat chick in a movie theatre ANYday!
My hero! This is so going in the porno!
Damn. I just got up.
Back to the bunk…
Daily Caller Exclusive – OBL Only Mostly Dead
OBAMA'S FAILURE: OBL's Corpse Still Not 100% Consumed By Marine Life
There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.
He's been mostly dead all day.
What a wimp! I heard the reasons he postponed the one of the attacks were that a new episode of "Deadliest Catch" was on that night. Then the next attack was postponed so that SEAL Team Six could attend mandatory gender neutral toilet sensitivity training
President Obama’s greatest success was actually his greatest failure,” Miniter told The Daily Caller Friday.
But of course! Well, let's hope for more spectacular failures in Term 2!
Is Tucker old enough to have his own TV show?
The return of Howdy Doody?
Gee, don't I remember that Obama said something about prior opportunities he did not feel were assured enough of success to approve? Like, right that day, when he announced it all and stuff?
Here is what he said:
last August, after years of painstaking work by our intelligence community, I was briefed on a possible lead to bin Laden. It was far from certain, and it took many months to run this thread to ground. I met repeatedly with my national security team as we developed more information about the possibility that we had located bin Laden hiding within a compound deep inside of Pakistan. And finally, last week, I determined that we had enough intelligence to take action, and authorized an operation to get Osama bin Laden and bring him to justice.
It wasn't REALLY THAT "deep" in Pakistan though was it? I mean, really? Just sort of out there in the Pakistani open, no?
Cheeze, they didn't even have to use "bunker-buster" nukes. Guess it wasn't really a very difficult operation then. Anybody could have done it, really, so why make such a big deal out of it?
Valerie Jarrett was born in Iran!!!! CONNECT THE DOTS, SHEEPLE!!!!
Well of course that image is a fake; I mean Superman, the Flash and Wonder Woman all live in a completely different universe than Captain America and Spider-Man.
You'd think, but…
Yeah but as you can see in the picture, the cross-publisher multiverse allows them to get together for their weekly Call of Duty games.
That was the first thing I thought, also why Martian Manhunter is there. Are terrorists an interplanetary threat?
Well, Green Lantern's there, too. He's got the space race redundancy.
Why do you think the Martian lander is still on schedule????
He finished the job, didn't he? Unlike his predecessor.
BURN!!!!!
So Bamz should have just blown the shit out of any building where OBL might possibly be, as soon as he was suspected of being there? I'm sure the Pakistanis would not have minded, so long as we got him eventually.
And of course, the Daily Caller retards posting this nonsense would be howlling that the bits and pieces splattered around the landscape weren't positively identified as bits and pieces of OBL.
Those bombs are just sitting there gathering dust and those buildings don't blow themselves up.
OMG! He is a socialist muzlim, AND a pussy?!?!
Mittens would have retroactively called the kill order BEFORE Obama (my bad, OSAMA) was born!
Tucker Carlson: another argument for a confiscatory inheritance tax.
Yes, the concept of 'leading from behind' is so weak. Obama invented it. Just look at the whole of military history where all them generals were at the front of the charge.
Just ask Xenophon what a bright idea it was for Cyrus the Younger to jump right into the fray.
George W. Bush never let him go before not killing him for 8 years. Because W was a leader.
Are they really gonna try to swift boat the Bin Laden take down? Obviously everyone at the Daily Caller is an al-Qaeda loyalist and a terrorist and should be shipped to Gitmo right away! NOW! DO IT NOW!!!
OK, I'm not an uber-comics nerd but even I know that SpiderMan is Marvel and most of those other guys are DC. Never cross the streams people!
Tucker Carlson buys his clothes in the little boys' department.
Osama is dead, GM and the banks are not and the Republicons couldn't take care of any of it. End of argument.
Fuck you Tucker Carlson. Not only does Barry have bigger cojones than you do … …goddamit, where IS Seal Team Six? Call them in right now.
He's not that big a threat. You can send in SEAL team 5 1/2. Hell, you can send in Mr Magoo and liquidate the threat.
Yellow. Fire. Kryptonite. Mary Jane.
Is it 4:20 already???
Wrong time zone
You see, you made your first mistake in believing that something like reporting goes into the Daily Carlson. In fact, every night, they just feed old issues of the Weekly Standard and National Review to Tucker Carlson. In the morning, what ever passes through him is the randomly put together and published.
Thanks. Now I have this mental image of the National Review, the Daily Tucker, and Politico forming a human centipede of right-wing pseudo-journalism.
You say "image," I say "fundamental business strategy."
Meanwhile over at The Temple, Mittens is allowed by Mama Ann to practice his ruthless kung fu on 5th graders and cripples.
Hey Tucker, go piss up a rope.
Better name for the publication: "Daily Flusher" as that's all that it produces. Tucker, go play in the sandbox and leave the adults alone.
You know who ELSE let Osama Bin Ladin go, several times?
Of course you don't. Because, amnesia.
Regardless, he's had OBL killed one more time than any GOPer Preznit.
Richard Miniter — editor for Pajamas Media, worked at the Washington Times and editor of a book titled Jack Bauer for President — that Richard Miniter? It's amazing how easy it is to do investigative reporting when you start with your conclusions and then just go find facts that fit.
Ah, so that's who was the troll from the other day. ………..Jack Bauer, who's dad was killed either by MI6 or the British NHS
It's amazing how easy it is to do investigative reporting when you start with your conclusions and then just go
findinvent facts that fit.G.W Bush does not kill and/or capture Bin Laden (doesn't even spend that much time thinking about him, really). Hero.
Barak Obama has it made a top priority to find and capture or kill him. Stupid liberal blah.
It makes perfect sense, if you don't think about it much.
OT, but hey, it's the Olympics, and we're all admiring the athletes.
So, tl;dr, the new wingnut line of the week is that Obama wasn't reckless enough, and the possibility that he might have taken his time and made sure the op went off right on the first try simply proves that he's MORALLY WEAK.
What a relief, because I was getting tired of hearing about his reckless experiments with the economy (by half-heartedly employing century-old economic principles) and the military (by allowing gay people to serve without lying about who they are and making themselves vulnerable to blackmail)
I suppose it is no surprise that one of the blurbs in support of Minitier's book comes from World Net Daily.
Did Tucker, aka Limp Dick Man, really forget when the Bush's wined and dined the Bin Ladens and had financial connections before and after 9/11? Eh…who really cares what Tucker Nuts thinks. ?
Where's the bust of Winston Churchill??!!
See, the fact that Nobama didn't lube the bust up with bacon fat and shove it up bin Laden's ass PROVES he's a sekrit Mooslim </next week's spin>
Daily Caller, "It must be true because we just made it up, and we wouldn't lie."
Only Great White Hunter knows how to bag Big Oil, right Kunta Kincaid?
Why, Mittens has had Osama baptized five or six times already. Which is way more important in the grand scheme of things.
Richard Miniter is not a credible source (whoops that sounded much too scholarly)
http://cursor.org/stories/binladenforgotten.htm
‘I truly am not that concerned about him’, said President George W Bush on 13 March 2002, after being asked the million-dollar question ‘where is bin Laden?’ once too often. ‘Deep in my heart I know the man is on the run, if he’s alive at all’, said Bush, brushing bin Laden off as ‘a person who has now been marginalized’.
So if I understand accurately, the substance, if it can be called that, of this leading doggy-style book's criticism is that the president listens to his advisors, and that's bad, yes?
Is the problem that the advisors he's listening to aren't PNACy enough, or that he's listening to them while being all black an' stuff? (I know, I know, all of 'em, Katie…)
It's sort of like when one teenage girl gets straight A's or has a date with the hot guy in school. The other girls get jealous as hell and try to rip the successful girl to shreds. Comments about her clothes, habits, whatever, doesn't have to be true, as long as its announced to the group with the sound of authority and a curled lip.
This good news for George W. Bush, who only let bin Laden go once.
Next thing you know they'll say Romney secretly killed OBL alongside his closest best buddy in the world Bibi Netanyahu ("we talk in shorthand" Romney….question, is "fuck you" a form of short-hand?). I can't wait for those Rove ads to begin running…watch, they'll do it.
Tucker Carlson: still failing the Turing Test after all these years.
Good morning:
Is this really who we want leading America through some of the most dangerous times in world history? I think not!
Article on the same issue called ""The reluctant leader" starring your President, Barack Obama" at The Political Commentator here: http://bit.ly/QsHkHe.
Mike Haltman
The Political Commentator
Twitter: @ThePoliticalCom
Yeah, we'd be much better off electing another clueless millionaire doofus.
Flog your blog elsewhere, clown.
Richard Miniter is a no name welfare wingnut who blogs at Pajama Media – like that's any surprise. Is this a printed book or one of those 'ebook' things?
Miniter read it on the internet, so it must be true.
But, but…who made that picture?
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