OC Weekly — where one of your Wonkettes may have spent a cool dozen years of her benighted life — has what appears to be the smoking Molotov in the recent Anaheim Unpleasantness. Through a series of still photos and videos, they seem to have got the goods on a nice lady who went from showing the badge number tattooed on her wrist to trying to incite a riot among her “fellow” protesters! Wha? An undercover provocateuress? The hell you say, OC Weekly. We will believe it when we see it.
Here is the lady defending cops from protesters’ harsh words.
Here, at about four minutes in, is the lady exercising her womanly prerogative to change her mind.
But maybe she is not in fact an easily recognizable police provocateur; maybe she’s just sort of a crazy person who loves to tattoo badge numbers on her wrist, which would seem to be a bad place for an undercover to tattoo her badge number, as her “fellow” protesters or criminals or what have you would easily see it. Women! When it’s a choice between stupid and crazy, who can possibly tell?
[OCWeekly]
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I'd hit that. Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed.
Yeah, there's that, but…I mean, afterwards wouldn't she still be, you know, crazy?
Not if you fed her roofies.
"My name's Joe Smith, and my phone number is 555-1212."
Hey, wait a minute. That was Jim Rockford's number too. And, Shirley Partridge.
Oh yes, time for the monthly Wonkette: Fuck Crazy? Yeah or Nay discussion.
Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed.
In that case, this guy is the world's greatest lover.
Her anti-terrorism efforts should get her the Orange County Medal of Honor.
"Anaheim Unpleasantness" = also one of the rejected names for Disney California Adventure.
Focus groups have destroyed the magic of marketing.
Great name for my next surf punk band.
The protesters should just call themselves "The Tea Party Against Police Violence," drive around in hoverrounds, and have posters of Obama with a bone in his nose, then the police will just ignore them.
Somebody needs to drone kill "Treason!" shouting guy
Just the way he pronounced it "treaZIN" made me want to beanbag-shot him.
Despite the badge tattoo, the bellicose attitude, the makeup and the semi-slutty attire the undercover lady does blend well with the masses….code name "Serfico."
"Slutico"
Girls are like this. You have to watch them all the time.
I don't know, the guy yelling about TREASON! may set the wrong tone if you want people to think you aren't just a bunch of dumb assed yahoos out for a bad time.
I implore everyone to go out, and check to see if the bunny is still in its cage.
Checking the stovetop is easier, no?
Well, there is that. But this way, you get time to send the kids to look for Bunny while you shag it to the boiler to confirm what you might suspect. And think of all that excercise, not to mention the fresh air, that everyone will get.
She should probably go home and mother her children or give her hubby a bj or something.
You know who else had people getting tattoos on their arm?
*Yay…my first "who else"!
Tom Fontana?
Anjelina?
Ricardo Montalban?
You buy everyone a drink .
Really, it's tradition.
Will Coca Cola do? I'm a teetotaler.
No. It's not for YOU.
Better yet, just send money to R.S., she'll know what to do.
Wait until you get to: 'All of them Katie'.
Dale Earnhardt?
Allen Iverson?
Cracker?
"Got a tattoo in Berlin, and a case of the crabs. A rose and a dagger, on the palm of my hand."
Number 13 Baby? Oh, wait. That wasn't her wrist.
If anybody else said "Hitler" already, I will be *so mad.*
Who knew there were blahs and messicans Behind The Orange Curtain? Except, you know, gardening and shit.
So she's a provocatuerette? That might explain some of the outbursts.
It does seem to be a syndrome.
I was going to suggest "provacateuse", but then I saw what you did there.
It's almost like J. Edgar Hoover wasn't dead, and COINTELPRO was still around.
I wonder what kind of mischief she'd get up to with her handcuffs.
You can tell it's a girl by the way she was showing them how to throw stones underhanded.
RICK BARRY LIBELZ!!!!
Flinging objects is a real thing too you know.
I throw like a girl, but I throw big stuff, so I hits what I aims at.
Careful, or you're going to have Chet in here telling about how his mom used to throw the stove at him.
I LOVE when he does that! I'm really mostly a shoe throwing menace myself, but an ironing board going down the stairs is neato.
Now that's a kinetic sex life.
Knives are not OK, but books make a very satisfying clatter-thud-smash.
{Reads FakaktaSouth, ducks}
You should never punch a Lady. Even if she's a cop.
You're speaking to the men in the crowd, aren't you? I mean, aren't ladies allowed to punch ladies?
I am not sure about that.
Of course not! Ladies should start by slapping other ladies, then move on to hair-pulling and grappling. How else are their clothes supposed to fall off?
Verizon buys ad space on people's poorly shot USTREAM (ew) home videos? I don't think wrist-badge-tattoo lady is crazy, I think it's the world that has just gone crazy around her.
TREASON! 9-11 was TREASON – there's a way to win an argument, smart guy.
Hey, look at the bright side, video entrepeneurialism! If you can make videos that peoples want to watch, youtube will share some of that sweet sweet advertising revenue with you! Hey, I know, I could make cooking vidoes, everyone loves cooking videos! Yeah, thats the ticket!
Between YouTube and YouPorn, I just don't know what else there is to do in the world that needs to be placed in forever-on-tape-infamy. I wish there were a few that weren't freaks. Just in case there is going to be a time when the new overlords are looking back on what the human race "was" – it'd be nice if it was something besides really really dumb, clumsy and full of places to put random stuff in.
The ultimate tape will begin with some redneck saying "hey, ya'll, watch me fuck this!"
Very Breitbarian.
So what's going on in Anaheim? I thought they'd have already got all their anger at the Angels changing their name to the Los Angeles Angels out of their system by now…
Apparently, the Browns are beginning to actively resent being shot and killed and all that uncool stuff. The po-pos just can't seem to quit with that. Must be addiction.
Oooh, she can light my fire anytime!
What?
See what happens when you don't fire the silly women to be stay-at-home moms? Unpleasantness all around, like a badge number tattoo on your wrist.
It all started when we let you ladies have the vote!
It all started when we let you ladies
have the votewear shoes!FTFY
In other news, my Mom's beavers are acting up again.
A shotof penicillin will help that.
I really hope that you are referring to the north american, dam building rodent and and not your mom's anatomy.
Oh, yes. The furry type.
She has more than one? Does it get wood?
Both types can be furry.
Okay, the brown one with teeth. That loves to knaw on logs.
Did she tell your dad she's worried about them?
Does that cop realize he's in the right turn only lane? And walked straight? He ought to get a ticket. Where's a cop when you need one?
Well, she does have a face that practically screams "Republicunt."
May cops who provoke and who plant evidence always be too stupid to realize their actions might be on video.
If you can't win the motion to suppress with their own words from their own report, you ain't never gonna win it, because God knows the judges believe that they NEVER EVER lie, so if its "he said, Cop said," the Cop wins.
Is this the same SoCal law-enforcement chick that was blowing her boyfriend at the opera or something?
The guy in red is really nursing that Slurpee.
Say, you know who else slurped nurses?
Walter Hudson?
Used to be easier to spot the undercover cops. Jeans and wingtips were always a dead give away.
It used to be you could tell by their walk. Cops have a very alert walk, they're always responding to the body language of the people around them. Most people just fuddle around aimlessly. The only people who walk like that are people you don't want to be next to when the shit hits the fan, because they just attract shit like nobody's business.
Yikes! Do these people have their blood types tattooed on their arms as well?
I've only ever met one group of people that did that, British SAS guys I knew in Afghanistan. But maybe it's a good idea, the way things are going there in Anaheim.
I'm of the opinion that biometric data should be keyed to a read only database of medical history and allergies.
Instead of blindly treating people and possibly killing them through the lack of medical records, or papers filled out in an emergency room, you just scan, bam, thank you, ma'am.
Seriously, the amount of rent-seeking in the health industry is killing people.
only the Aryans
WTF? I have to watch an Office Depot ad before the second video? So much for anarchy…
It's not Staples!
FUCK THA MAN!!!
Mine was this weird black Mormon musician dad, bragging about changing diapers. Couldn't make that up.
Not only is he Mormon, he's British. Now living in SLC and performing with the Moron Tab-'n-Apple Choir.
Wait until you see her tramp stamp.
Property of LAPD?
"Nightstick Storage"
Unless it's a COYOTE rally, I would be very skeptical about a surfer girl blond in a short skirt and 4inch heels trying to confront police at a protest march in the OC. Hate to be profiling and all but I don't buy it.
I wasn't gonna say nuthin' …
Also, for those that aren't as hip as 'Becca.
Pussy Riot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WAZ5gO6e18
Isn't this that chick everyone was all up in arms about some months back, one of Nancy Grace's obsession, the one what was aquitted of murdering her baby so she could go snort blow and blow dudes in a sleazy disco?
I don't get it. Do I need to watch the 2-hour video? Is there nudity?
at about the 5 minute mark of the second video, she starts screaming, and everyone around her just looks quizzical
I hope your escutcheon wasn't besmirched when you got benighted.
it's unbeknownst
Not helping.
Aha, the ever elusive poltergash. Nice.
http://www.excaliburfilms.com/AdultDVD/91350D1_Po…
Now that was assertively blocked and kiboshed by the office web filter, what is this, I have never ever heard of a "poltergash" in my life.
I do occasionally see beavers during my long-ass boring commute, along with baby bunnies and turkeys and long-dead deer.
It is definitely bad enough for banning. It's kind of a horror movie – if you're a dude particularly.
I am sorry your commute is so boring. Surely you could find something better than roadkill to occupy your drive, or just move closer to where you want to be? Baby bunnies will make you shrieky.
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