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Super Cool Police Lady Shows All Other Anaheim Protesters How To Properly Throw Bottles At Cops

Cheese it, it's the fuzzOC Weekly — where one of your Wonkettes may have spent a cool dozen years of her benighted life — has what appears to be the smoking Molotov in the recent Anaheim Unpleasantness. Through a series of still photos and videos, they seem to have got the goods on a nice lady who went from showing the badge number tattooed on her wrist to trying to incite a riot among her “fellow” protesters! Wha? An undercover provocateuress? The hell you say, OC Weekly. We will believe it when we see it.

Here is the lady defending cops from protesters’ harsh words.

Here, at about four minutes in, is the lady exercising her womanly prerogative to change her mind.



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But maybe she is not in fact an easily recognizable police provocateur; maybe she’s just sort of a crazy person who loves to tattoo badge numbers on her wrist, which would seem to be a bad place for an undercover to tattoo her badge number, as her “fellow” protesters or criminals or what have you would easily see it. Women! When it’s a choice between stupid and crazy, who can possibly tell?

[OCWeekly]

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104 comments

    1. Antispandex

      Yeah, there's that, but…I mean, afterwards wouldn't she still be, you know, crazy?

  1. Tequila Mockingbird

    "Anaheim Unpleasantness" = also one of the rejected names for Disney California Adventure.

  2. Lionel[redacted]Esq

    The protesters should just call themselves "The Tea Party Against Police Violence," drive around in hoverrounds, and have posters of Obama with a bone in his nose, then the police will just ignore them.

  3. coolhandnuke

    Despite the badge tattoo, the bellicose attitude, the makeup and the semi-slutty attire the undercover lady does blend well with the masses….code name "Serfico."

  4. Antispandex

    I don't know, the guy yelling about TREASON! may set the wrong tone if you want people to think you aren't just a bunch of dumb assed yahoos out for a bad time.

  5. Jus_Wonderin

    I implore everyone to go out, and check to see if the bunny is still in its cage.

      1. Jus_Wonderin

        Well, there is that. But this way, you get time to send the kids to look for Bunny while you shag it to the boiler to confirm what you might suspect. And think of all that excercise, not to mention the fresh air, that everyone will get.

  6. BigSkullF*ckingDog

    She should probably go home and mother her children or give her hubby a bj or something.

  7. nirrti_rachelle

    You know who else had people getting tattoos on their arm?

    *Yay…my first "who else"!

        1. Blueb4sinrise

          No. It's not for YOU.
          Better yet, just send money to R.S., she'll know what to do.

          Wait until you get to: 'All of them Katie'.

  8. PuckStopsHere

    You can tell it's a girl by the way she was showing them how to throw stones underhanded.

    1. FakaktaSouth

      Flinging objects is a real thing too you know.
      I throw like a girl, but I throw big stuff, so I hits what I aims at.

      1. BaldarTFlagass

        Careful, or you're going to have Chet in here telling about how his mom used to throw the stove at him.

        1. FakaktaSouth

          I LOVE when he does that! I'm really mostly a shoe throwing menace myself, but an ironing board going down the stairs is neato.

    1. BaldarTFlagass

      You're speaking to the men in the crowd, aren't you? I mean, aren't ladies allowed to punch ladies?

      1. HistoriCat

        Of course not! Ladies should start by slapping other ladies, then move on to hair-pulling and grappling. How else are their clothes supposed to fall off?

  9. FakaktaSouth

    Verizon buys ad space on people's poorly shot USTREAM (ew) home videos? I don't think wrist-badge-tattoo lady is crazy, I think it's the world that has just gone crazy around her.

    TREASON! 9-11 was TREASON – there's a way to win an argument, smart guy.

    1. prommie

      Hey, look at the bright side, video entrepeneurialism! If you can make videos that peoples want to watch, youtube will share some of that sweet sweet advertising revenue with you! Hey, I know, I could make cooking vidoes, everyone loves cooking videos! Yeah, thats the ticket!

      1. FakaktaSouth

        Between YouTube and YouPorn, I just don't know what else there is to do in the world that needs to be placed in forever-on-tape-infamy. I wish there were a few that weren't freaks. Just in case there is going to be a time when the new overlords are looking back on what the human race "was" – it'd be nice if it was something besides really really dumb, clumsy and full of places to put random stuff in.

        1. prommie

          The ultimate tape will begin with some redneck saying "hey, ya'll, watch me fuck this!"

  10. BaldarTFlagass

    So what's going on in Anaheim? I thought they'd have already got all their anger at the Angels changing their name to the Los Angeles Angels out of their system by now…

    1. MittBorg

      Apparently, the Browns are beginning to actively resent being shot and killed and all that uncool stuff. The po-pos just can't seem to quit with that. Must be addiction.

  11. MissTaken

    See what happens when you don't fire the silly women to be stay-at-home moms? Unpleasantness all around, like a badge number tattoo on your wrist.

    1. ThundercatHo

      I really hope that you are referring to the north american, dam building rodent and and not your mom's anatomy.

          1. prommie

            Now that was assertively blocked and kiboshed by the office web filter, what is this, I have never ever heard of a "poltergash" in my life.

            I do occasionally see beavers during my long-ass boring commute, along with baby bunnies and turkeys and long-dead deer.

          2. FakaktaSouth

            It is definitely bad enough for banning. It's kind of a horror movie – if you're a dude particularly.

            I am sorry your commute is so boring. Surely you could find something better than roadkill to occupy your drive, or just move closer to where you want to be? Baby bunnies will make you shrieky.

  12. actor212

    Does that cop realize he's in the right turn only lane? And walked straight? He ought to get a ticket. Where's a cop when you need one?

    1. prommie

      If you can't win the motion to suppress with their own words from their own report, you ain't never gonna win it, because God knows the judges believe that they NEVER EVER lie, so if its "he said, Cop said," the Cop wins.

  13. BaldarTFlagass

    Is this the same SoCal law-enforcement chick that was blowing her boyfriend at the opera or something?

  14. Beowoof

    Used to be easier to spot the undercover cops. Jeans and wingtips were always a dead give away.

    1. MittBorg

      It used to be you could tell by their walk. Cops have a very alert walk, they're always responding to the body language of the people around them. Most people just fuddle around aimlessly. The only people who walk like that are people you don't want to be next to when the shit hits the fan, because they just attract shit like nobody's business.

    1. BaldarTFlagass

      I've only ever met one group of people that did that, British SAS guys I knew in Afghanistan. But maybe it's a good idea, the way things are going there in Anaheim.

      1. BoatOfVelociraptors

        I'm of the opinion that biometric data should be keyed to a read only database of medical history and allergies.

        Instead of blindly treating people and possibly killing them through the lack of medical records, or papers filled out in an emergency room, you just scan, bam, thank you, ma'am.

        Seriously, the amount of rent-seeking in the health industry is killing people.

  15. Dildeaux

    WTF? I have to watch an Office Depot ad before the second video? So much for anarchy…

    1. Advn2rgirl

      Mine was this weird black Mormon musician dad, bragging about changing diapers. Couldn't make that up.

  16. rickmaci

    Unless it's a COYOTE rally, I would be very skeptical about a surfer girl blond in a short skirt and 4inch heels trying to confront police at a protest march in the OC. Hate to be profiling and all but I don't buy it.

  17. prommie

    Isn't this that chick everyone was all up in arms about some months back, one of Nancy Grace's obsession, the one what was aquitted of murdering her baby so she could go snort blow and blow dudes in a sleazy disco?

  18. BZ1

    at about the 5 minute mark of the second video, she starts screaming, and everyone around her just looks quizzical

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