PUSSY RIOT  1:44 pm July 30, 2012

Super Cool Police Lady Shows All Other Anaheim Protesters How To Properly Throw Bottles At Cops

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Cheese it, it's the fuzzOC Weekly — where one of your Wonkettes may have spent a cool dozen years of her benighted life — has what appears to be the smoking Molotov in the recent Anaheim Unpleasantness. Through a series of still photos and videos, they seem to have got the goods on a nice lady who went from showing the badge number tattooed on her wrist to trying to incite a riot among her “fellow” protesters! Wha? An undercover provocateuress? The hell you say, OC Weekly. We will believe it when we see it.

Here is the lady defending cops from protesters’ harsh words.

Here, at about four minutes in, is the lady exercising her womanly prerogative to change her mind.



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But maybe she is not in fact an easily recognizable police provocateur; maybe she’s just sort of a crazy person who loves to tattoo badge numbers on her wrist, which would seem to be a bad place for an undercover to tattoo her badge number, as her “fellow” protesters or criminals or what have you would easily see it. Women! When it’s a choice between stupid and crazy, who can possibly tell?

[OCWeekly]

 
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YouBetcha July 30, 2012 at 1:45 pm

I'd hit that. Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed.

Antispandex July 30, 2012 at 1:48 pm

Yeah, there's that, but…I mean, afterwards wouldn't she still be, you know, crazy?

actor212 July 30, 2012 at 2:00 pm

Not if you fed her roofies.

BaldarTFlagass July 30, 2012 at 2:01 pm

"My name's Joe Smith, and my phone number is 555-1212."

Jus_Wonderin July 30, 2012 at 2:08 pm

Hey, wait a minute. That was Jim Rockford's number too. And, Shirley Partridge.

RadioBowels July 30, 2012 at 2:19 pm

Oh yes, time for the monthly Wonkette: Fuck Crazy? Yeah or Nay discussion.

Nostrildamus July 31, 2012 at 2:33 pm

Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed.

In that case, this guy is the world's greatest lover.

OzoneTom July 30, 2012 at 1:47 pm

Her anti-terrorism efforts should get her the Orange County Medal of Honor.

Tequila Mockingbird July 30, 2012 at 1:49 pm

"Anaheim Unpleasantness" = also one of the rejected names for Disney California Adventure.

HistoriCat July 30, 2012 at 2:13 pm

Focus groups have destroyed the magic of marketing.

actor212 July 30, 2012 at 2:26 pm

Great name for my next surf punk band.

Lionel[redacted]Esq July 30, 2012 at 1:49 pm

The protesters should just call themselves "The Tea Party Against Police Violence," drive around in hoverrounds, and have posters of Obama with a bone in his nose, then the police will just ignore them.

tbogg July 30, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Somebody needs to drone kill "Treason!" shouting guy

CommieLibunatic July 30, 2012 at 4:17 pm

Just the way he pronounced it "treaZIN" made me want to beanbag-shot him.

coolhandnuke July 30, 2012 at 1:50 pm

Despite the badge tattoo, the bellicose attitude, the makeup and the semi-slutty attire the undercover lady does blend well with the masses….code name "Serfico."

actor212 July 30, 2012 at 2:01 pm

"Slutico"

DerrickWildcat July 30, 2012 at 1:50 pm

Girls are like this. You have to watch them all the time.

Antispandex July 30, 2012 at 1:51 pm

I don't know, the guy yelling about TREASON! may set the wrong tone if you want people to think you aren't just a bunch of dumb assed yahoos out for a bad time.

Jus_Wonderin July 30, 2012 at 1:52 pm

I implore everyone to go out, and check to see if the bunny is still in its cage.

sullivanst July 30, 2012 at 2:22 pm

Checking the stovetop is easier, no?

Jus_Wonderin July 30, 2012 at 2:28 pm

Well, there is that. But this way, you get time to send the kids to look for Bunny while you shag it to the boiler to confirm what you might suspect. And think of all that excercise, not to mention the fresh air, that everyone will get.

BigSkullF*ckingDog July 30, 2012 at 1:52 pm

She should probably go home and mother her children or give her hubby a bj or something.

nirrti_rachelle July 30, 2012 at 1:53 pm

You know who else had people getting tattoos on their arm?

*Yay…my first "who else"!

Mumbletypeg July 30, 2012 at 1:58 pm
chicken_thief July 30, 2012 at 1:58 pm

Anjelina?

coolhandnuke July 30, 2012 at 2:02 pm

Ricardo Montalban?

Blueb4sinrise July 30, 2012 at 2:01 pm

You buy everyone a drink .
Really, it's tradition.

nirrti_rachelle July 30, 2012 at 2:06 pm

Will Coca Cola do? I'm a teetotaler.

Blueb4sinrise July 30, 2012 at 2:13 pm

No. It's not for YOU.
Better yet, just send money to R.S., she'll know what to do.

Wait until you get to: 'All of them Katie'.

BaldarTFlagass July 30, 2012 at 2:09 pm

Dale Earnhardt?

bobbert July 30, 2012 at 2:10 pm

Allen Iverson?

RadioBowels July 30, 2012 at 2:22 pm

Cracker?

"Got´╗┐ a tattoo in Berlin, and a case of the crabs. A rose and a dagger, on the palm of my hand."

not that Dewey July 30, 2012 at 2:44 pm

Number 13 Baby? Oh, wait. That wasn't her wrist.

MittBorg July 30, 2012 at 8:29 pm

If anybody else said "Hitler" already, I will be *so mad.*

Hammiepants July 30, 2012 at 1:53 pm

Who knew there were blahs and messicans Behind The Orange Curtain? Except, you know, gardening and shit.

eggsacklywright July 30, 2012 at 1:53 pm

So she's a provocatuerette? That might explain some of the outbursts.

Chichikovovich July 30, 2012 at 1:56 pm

It does seem to be a syndrome.

bobbert July 30, 2012 at 2:11 pm

I was going to suggest "provacateuse", but then I saw what you did there.

SorosBot July 30, 2012 at 1:54 pm

It's almost like J. Edgar Hoover wasn't dead, and COINTELPRO was still around.

BaldarTFlagass July 30, 2012 at 1:55 pm

I wonder what kind of mischief she'd get up to with her handcuffs.

PuckStopsHere July 30, 2012 at 1:55 pm

You can tell it's a girl by the way she was showing them how to throw stones underhanded.

chicken_thief July 30, 2012 at 1:59 pm

RICK BARRY LIBELZ!!!!

FakaktaSouth July 30, 2012 at 2:01 pm

Flinging objects is a real thing too you know.
I throw like a girl, but I throw big stuff, so I hits what I aims at.

BaldarTFlagass July 30, 2012 at 2:08 pm

Careful, or you're going to have Chet in here telling about how his mom used to throw the stove at him.

FakaktaSouth July 30, 2012 at 2:16 pm

I LOVE when he does that! I'm really mostly a shoe throwing menace myself, but an ironing board going down the stairs is neato.

BoatOfVelociraptors July 30, 2012 at 2:44 pm

Now that's a kinetic sex life.

MittBorg July 30, 2012 at 8:32 pm

Knives are not OK, but books make a very satisfying clatter-thud-smash.

PuckStopsHere July 30, 2012 at 2:17 pm

{Reads FakaktaSouth, ducks}

DerrickWildcat July 30, 2012 at 1:57 pm

You should never punch a Lady. Even if she's a cop.

BaldarTFlagass July 30, 2012 at 2:07 pm

You're speaking to the men in the crowd, aren't you? I mean, aren't ladies allowed to punch ladies?

DerrickWildcat July 30, 2012 at 2:10 pm

I am not sure about that.

HistoriCat July 30, 2012 at 2:16 pm

Of course not! Ladies should start by slapping other ladies, then move on to hair-pulling and grappling. How else are their clothes supposed to fall off?

FakaktaSouth July 30, 2012 at 1:57 pm

Verizon buys ad space on people's poorly shot USTREAM (ew) home videos? I don't think wrist-badge-tattoo lady is crazy, I think it's the world that has just gone crazy around her.

TREASON! 9-11 was TREASON – there's a way to win an argument, smart guy.

prommie July 30, 2012 at 2:20 pm

Hey, look at the bright side, video entrepeneurialism! If you can make videos that peoples want to watch, youtube will share some of that sweet sweet advertising revenue with you! Hey, I know, I could make cooking vidoes, everyone loves cooking videos! Yeah, thats the ticket!

FakaktaSouth July 30, 2012 at 2:23 pm

Between YouTube and YouPorn, I just don't know what else there is to do in the world that needs to be placed in forever-on-tape-infamy. I wish there were a few that weren't freaks. Just in case there is going to be a time when the new overlords are looking back on what the human race "was" – it'd be nice if it was something besides really really dumb, clumsy and full of places to put random stuff in.

prommie July 30, 2012 at 2:26 pm

The ultimate tape will begin with some redneck saying "hey, ya'll, watch me fuck this!"

RadioBowels July 30, 2012 at 2:23 pm

Very Breitbarian.

BaldarTFlagass July 30, 2012 at 1:58 pm

So what's going on in Anaheim? I thought they'd have already got all their anger at the Angels changing their name to the Los Angeles Angels out of their system by now…

MittBorg July 30, 2012 at 8:34 pm

Apparently, the Browns are beginning to actively resent being shot and killed and all that uncool stuff. The po-pos just can't seem to quit with that. Must be addiction.

actor212 July 30, 2012 at 1:59 pm

Oooh, she can light my fire anytime!

What?

MissTaken July 30, 2012 at 1:59 pm

See what happens when you don't fire the silly women to be stay-at-home moms? Unpleasantness all around, like a badge number tattoo on your wrist.

SorosBot July 30, 2012 at 2:04 pm

It all started when we let you ladies have the vote!

actor212 July 30, 2012 at 2:24 pm

It all started when we let you ladies have the vote wear shoes!

FTFY

Jus_Wonderin July 30, 2012 at 2:00 pm

In other news, my Mom's beavers are acting up again.

actor212 July 30, 2012 at 2:04 pm

A shotof penicillin will help that.

ThundercatHo July 30, 2012 at 2:08 pm

I really hope that you are referring to the north american, dam building rodent and and not your mom's anatomy.

Jus_Wonderin July 30, 2012 at 2:10 pm

Oh, yes. The furry type.

actor212 July 30, 2012 at 2:17 pm

She has more than one? Does it get wood?

prommie July 30, 2012 at 2:40 pm

Both types can be furry.

Jus_Wonderin July 30, 2012 at 2:46 pm

Okay, the brown one with teeth. That loves to knaw on logs.

Advn2rgirl July 30, 2012 at 4:52 pm

Did she tell your dad she's worried about them?

actor212 July 30, 2012 at 2:02 pm

Does that cop realize he's in the right turn only lane? And walked straight? He ought to get a ticket. Where's a cop when you need one?

BaldarTFlagass July 30, 2012 at 2:06 pm

Well, she does have a face that practically screams "Republicunt."

SayItWithWookies July 30, 2012 at 2:08 pm

May cops who provoke and who plant evidence always be too stupid to realize their actions might be on video.

prommie July 30, 2012 at 2:41 pm

If you can't win the motion to suppress with their own words from their own report, you ain't never gonna win it, because God knows the judges believe that they NEVER EVER lie, so if its "he said, Cop said," the Cop wins.

BaldarTFlagass July 30, 2012 at 2:10 pm

Is this the same SoCal law-enforcement chick that was blowing her boyfriend at the opera or something?

Buzz Feedback July 30, 2012 at 2:10 pm

The guy in red is really nursing that Slurpee.

actor212 July 30, 2012 at 2:12 pm

Say, you know who else slurped nurses?

Buzz Feedback July 30, 2012 at 2:30 pm

Walter Hudson?

Beowoof July 30, 2012 at 2:10 pm

Used to be easier to spot the undercover cops. Jeans and wingtips were always a dead give away.

MittBorg July 30, 2012 at 8:38 pm

It used to be you could tell by their walk. Cops have a very alert walk, they're always responding to the body language of the people around them. Most people just fuddle around aimlessly. The only people who walk like that are people you don't want to be next to when the shit hits the fan, because they just attract shit like nobody's business.

chascates July 30, 2012 at 2:10 pm

Yikes! Do these people have their blood types tattooed on their arms as well?

BaldarTFlagass July 30, 2012 at 2:14 pm

I've only ever met one group of people that did that, British SAS guys I knew in Afghanistan. But maybe it's a good idea, the way things are going there in Anaheim.

BoatOfVelociraptors July 30, 2012 at 2:54 pm

I'm of the opinion that biometric data should be keyed to a read only database of medical history and allergies.

Instead of blindly treating people and possibly killing them through the lack of medical records, or papers filled out in an emergency room, you just scan, bam, thank you, ma'am.

Seriously, the amount of rent-seeking in the health industry is killing people.

GeorgiaBurning July 30, 2012 at 2:35 pm

only the Aryans

Dildeaux July 30, 2012 at 2:13 pm

WTF? I have to watch an Office Depot ad before the second video? So much for anarchy…

actor212 July 30, 2012 at 2:23 pm

It's not Staples!

FUCK THA MAN!!!

Advn2rgirl July 30, 2012 at 4:54 pm

Mine was this weird black Mormon musician dad, bragging about changing diapers. Couldn't make that up.

MittBorg July 30, 2012 at 8:39 pm

Not only is he Mormon, he's British. Now living in SLC and performing with the Moron Tab-'n-Apple Choir.

RadioBowels July 30, 2012 at 2:23 pm

Wait until you see her tramp stamp.

actor212 July 30, 2012 at 2:29 pm

Property of LAPD?

YasserArraFeck July 30, 2012 at 3:58 pm

"Nightstick Storage"

rickmaci July 30, 2012 at 2:47 pm

Unless it's a COYOTE rally, I would be very skeptical about a surfer girl blond in a short skirt and 4inch heels trying to confront police at a protest march in the OC. Hate to be profiling and all but I don't buy it.

MittBorg July 30, 2012 at 8:40 pm

I wasn't gonna say nuthin' …

Blueb4sinrise July 30, 2012 at 2:57 pm

Also, for those that aren't as hip as 'Becca.

Pussy Riot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WAZ5gO6e18

prommie July 30, 2012 at 3:00 pm

Isn't this that chick everyone was all up in arms about some months back, one of Nancy Grace's obsession, the one what was aquitted of murdering her baby so she could go snort blow and blow dudes in a sleazy disco?

deanbooth July 30, 2012 at 3:10 pm

I don't get it. Do I need to watch the 2-hour video? Is there nudity?

BZ1 July 30, 2012 at 3:35 pm

at about the 5 minute mark of the second video, she starts screaming, and everyone around her just looks quizzical

Tangled sin tax July 30, 2012 at 4:25 pm

I hope your escutcheon wasn't besmirched when you got benighted.

freddymcmurray July 31, 2012 at 4:28 am

it's unbeknownst

Fraudulently_Joe July 30, 2012 at 2:48 pm
FakaktaSouth July 30, 2012 at 2:48 pm

Aha, the ever elusive poltergash. Nice.
http://www.excaliburfilms.com/AdultDVD/91350D1_Po

prommie July 30, 2012 at 2:51 pm

Now that was assertively blocked and kiboshed by the office web filter, what is this, I have never ever heard of a "poltergash" in my life.

I do occasionally see beavers during my long-ass boring commute, along with baby bunnies and turkeys and long-dead deer.

FakaktaSouth July 30, 2012 at 2:57 pm

It is definitely bad enough for banning. It's kind of a horror movie – if you're a dude particularly.

I am sorry your commute is so boring. Surely you could find something better than roadkill to occupy your drive, or just move closer to where you want to be? Baby bunnies will make you shrieky.

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