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Newest Wonkette Pet Republican Diva Mindy Meyer Speaks!

Mindy Meyer, the 22-year-old supervixen running for New York State Senate, is the subject of this nice video from the Jewish Forward.

We stopped listening after about two minutes, once she got to Rudy Giuliani not coming to her bat mitzvah, because our Internet es broked and the Skid Row Starbucks started playing If You’re Going to San Francisco, and we wanted to listen to that instead even though we really like Meyer’s voice. It’s throaty and nice! Also, she’s pretty adorable when she’s not doing Zoolander’s Blue Steel for the cameras. But girl can talk, and we didn’t really see an end in sight. Anyway, love you, Min! You keep being you! [Forward]

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  • nounverb911

    "Newest Wonkette Pet"
    Is she housebroken yet?

    • Mahousu

      No, thank God.

    • http://www.vinoverve.com Maman

      The last time we had a pet at Wonkette, it came back to bite us in the ass… Sarah Palin.

  • Not_So_Much

    Jeebus, looks like Snooki, sounds like a longshoreman (but with a deeper voice and worse elocution).

    • CountryClubJihadi

      Sounds like she started with the Marlboro's at Eleven and a Half years old, also.

      • Guppy

        But I bet she squeaks when she gets excited.

    • anniegetyerfun

      Tan Ewok Libel!

    • Preferred Customer

      Is it wrong that I find that combination strangely endearing?

  • nounverb911

    Poor little princess, forced to drive a Japanese car, can't daddy afford a Bimmer?

    • ChernobylSoup

      There's a JAP driving a Jap joke in there, but I'm not going to make it.

    • Preferred Customer

      She'll buy one after she gets her lauw degree.

    • RadioBowels

      Oy, the Jews LOVE, absolutely LOVE those German cars.

    • Isyaignert

      Bonus ponts for correctly saying "Bimmer" since most people say "Beemer" but that's reserved for the BMW motorcycles. Well played, nounverb911, very well played!

  • CalamityJames

    Can we talk about Michelle Jenneke? Please?

    • http://www.flickr.com/photos/30500320@N06/ DerrickWildcat

      What's the deal with that lady?

      • CalamityJames

        Magic. Not the Jeebus kind of magic, but the "hey, that hasn't happened down there in years" kind of magic.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        She will restore your faith in humanity.

    • Guppy

      Well, less "talking about," more "gazing at."

    • sudsmckenzie

      Thats one too many "L"'s for me, thank you.

    • An_Outhouse

      I had to google that one. Glad I did.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMgmYutL9W0

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        Yup. She's also majoring in some sort of astro-electro-robo-physics program. (For those who insist that smart is sexy.)

  • worrytron

    Why, yes, it IS Friday.

  • fartknocker

    Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the new Director of Communications for the Romney 2012 campaign.

    • Callyson

      She'd be an improvement over their current team. So don't give them any ideas.

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/30500320@N06/ DerrickWildcat

    She has exotic weird beauty

    • walterhwhite

      Um, no. She looks like a Jersey Girl. Way too much makeup and hideous blingy blouse. I have no doubt her goal is to get on a reality TV show.

      • tessiee

        "She looks like a Jersey Girl."

        I resemble that remark!!

    • mrpuma2u

      OK but that lipstick color is not working for her. Just sayin…

  • Blueb4sinrise

    Suggestive close-up of stickshift @ 29 sec?

    • nounverb911

      Was she fondling it?

      • Blueb4sinrise

        Touched it briefly.

    • Preferred Customer

      Eh, it's an automatic. If she drove a stick I'd vote for her.

    • widestanceromance

      Did she drop her nail file is what we want to know.

    • Tundra Grifter

      I caught it – what's up with that?

  • Billmatic

    I really don't think the nude lipstick shade is working for her.

    • anniegetyerfun

      I have often wondered who it could possibly work for. I don't think I've ever seen it look good on anyone.

      She'd look fantastic in a dark red lipstick. If I was blessed with dark hair and dark eyes, I'd be wearing dark red lipstick TO BED.

      • Billmatic

        I was gonna say Emma Stone and then realized that even her subtle shades of lip color are still pinkish.

        • anniegetyerfun

          Emma is too pale to pull of a nude lip. In fact, I think only a tan Brooke Shields circa 1989 could have done it.

          • tessiee

            See, now I was thinking a wholesome blondie a la Jodie Foster or Bridget Fonda, but yours is good, too.

            And yes, you are right; it's a rare rose who blossoms in white lips.

          • Billmatic

            Emma is too pale

            She's just right ~

          • anniegetyerfun

            Don't get me wrong – I want her bad, and I'm not even attracted to white people. I have nearly the same complexion that she does, though, and ladies like us cannot do the nude lip.

          • Billmatic

            Pale power! Pale is beautiful!

    • mrpuma2u

      Whoops my bad b-matic, you beat me to it. Agreed. A burgundy might work, or just go with working girl red and be done with it.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        The last thing she should do, with that honker, is make her lips disappear. (The heavy eye makeup just adds to the problem.) I think it works only if you've got perfect features (Emma Watson could pull it off.)

  • CountryClubJihadi

    I made it until she said "You people" to the black dude. Could not go on…

    • Pennywhistler

      ????

  • nounverb911

    That's okay, Rudy Giulliani didn't come to my Bar Mitzvah either.

    • Guppy

      Did anybody come to Rudy's own bat mitzvah?

    • anniegetyerfun

      You think that's bad? I didn't even HAVE a bat mitzvah*.

      *I was raised nominally Catholic, but I don't think that's any excuse.

      • emmelemm

        I'm over 13 (and not Jewish), but could I have a retroactive bat mitzvah?

        • anniegetyerfun

          It's only fair. Why do Jews get all the good parties and holidays?

          • emmelemm

            I'm over 15. Can I still have a quinceanera?

  • sudsmckenzie

    she drives a 'schtick'?

    • Baconzgood

      Yeah baby, work that clutch. Slide it into gear.

      • sudsmckenzie

        Pimp my Shiksa

    • BoatOfVelociraptors

      Only after pumping the clutch.

    • TribecaMike

      "A Lady Speed Stick in every pit!"

  • Thurman Munster IV

    She speaks alright but says nothing Snooki's Yiddisha cousin from the city.

  • Barb_

    She's not a very attentive driver, is she? I was half expecting her to swerve to avoid that patch of trees. Silly Mindy! That's just a stack of pine tree air fresheners hanging from your rear view mirror.

    Keep rocking that pleated skirt!

  • Callyson

    I love the black guy in the hat. "Yeah, I'll vote for you, honey, now go away…"

    • pdiddycornchips

      I am pretty sure that dude didn't speak a lick of English. Also, too, isn't that the kind of guy the RNC is trying to stop from voting in the first place?

    • anniegetyerfun

      That's kind of how I react to anyone that approaches me on the street.

  • SorosBot

    So in addition to auto-playing "Sexy and I know it" on her insanely pink website, Meyer calls herself a diva. She's really trying hard to be taken seriously and fighting against sexist stereotypes!

    • anniegetyerfun

      She's sure to lock in the 11 and a half year-old vote.

  • http://www.wonkette.com ManchuCandidate

    I remember all my life
    Raining down as cold as ice
    A shadow of a man
    A face through a window
    Crying in the night
    The night goes into

    Morning, just another day
    Crazy people on Youtube play
    Looking in their eyes
    I see a memory
    I never realized
    How silly you really are, oh Mindy

    Well you came and you spoke without thinking
    And posted on Youtube today, oh Mindy
    And you spoke on and on which stopped me from crying
    And I mock you today, oh Mindy

    • Barrelhse

      Fits her perfectly, I always HATED that song.

  • nounverb911

    She not as pretty as she thinks she is.

    • CalamityJames

      "she thinks" – hahahahahahahahhhahhahahaaahahhahhaha OHHHHH hahahahhahhhahhahha

    • zumpie

      Or as smart. Or as generally awesome and amazing. Actually, no one is.

      • BoatOfVelociraptors

        An ego is a terrible thing to view without regret.

    • Isyaignert

      Agreed. She's a legend in her own mind. Running for office? She's really good at running her mouth…blah, blah, I, me, me, mine, blah, blah, me, me, me.

    • Katydid

      She's not as anything as she thinks she is, but with Moishe and Sadie kvelling over her for 22 years, this is what you get.

  • Typodong3

    At last Mittens has found his running mate. Shes got the females, the Jewish vote, and the Jersey Shore folks locked up.

  • monsieurleghorn

    Velvet Jones:
    "The bitch ugly!"

  • http://www.wonkette.com/ FlownOver

    Air, meet head.

    Pleeze, for the luvvajehovah, STFU!

  • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

    There's still time in this young, young lady's career to consider alternatives to her chosen partisan affinity. I'm surprised this entrant into politics didn't foray first with baby steps soliciting the undecided's. Think how well she could woo her way to victory with: "Go Indie — Vote Mindy!"

  • Baconzgood

    She's got some D.S.L.s on her.

  • http://matthewgreenbaum.com swordfis

    Speaking as a New Yorker, I predict universal embarrassment.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      I'm pretty sure Kevin Parker set this up, a la whatisface and Alvin Green in South Carolina

    • Respitetini

      Speaking as a New Jerseyian, I'm glad this one's on you guys.

    • JohnnyQuick

      Speaking as a Joo, I'm embarrassed (seems to be happening a lot lately).

      Stop making us look like rich asshole morons, Mindy. Stop making us look like Republicans.

      • http://matthewgreenbaum.com swordfis

        Mindy has nothing on Sheldon Adelson, America's Most Embarrassing Jew. Also, given her district's demographics, she might actually have to do something useful.

  • Ducksworthy

    But are Jewish girls sacramentally opposed to blow-jobs? If not, I'd cut her some slack. Orthodox girls, I mean. I'm pretty sure I remember its OK for Reform girls.

    • Oblios_Cap

      If they're single.

    • Billmatic

      They can suck but they can't swallow. Sperm isn't kosher.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Are you kidding?

      How do you get a Jewish girl to stop blowing you?

      Marry her.

    • Terry

      You'll be lucky if there isn't a sheet with a hole in it involved.

  • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

    Is there nudity? Otherwise I don't have time to watch.

  • JustPixelz

    I lasted one minute. Did I win the gold medal? Unsurprisingly, she also drove me insane.

    • anniegetyerfun

      Yeah, I think I might have made it five seconds farther, but you can totally have my medal.

    • BornInATrailer

      It's the C'thutzpah that drives you insane.

      • LesBontemps

        I thought it was the pelvic thrust.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Lasted one minute? She's OK, but I don't think she's THAT fappable.

  • Baconzgood

    Isn't there a Jewish law about Orthodox women in government? I'm not sure because I'm a Catholic. If a Wonkette Jew can help me out on this I'll answer all your Irish Catholic questions.

    • nounverb911

      Does Joe Lieberman count?

      • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

        Orthodox women… Lieberman…

        Hassa da 'matter with you?

        edit: adult onset dyslex, mar bitzvah derp, got Hadassah and Hasidic mixed up~

    • Katydid

      off-the-docks women can be in the senate as long as the other senators use a sheet with a hole in it to talk to her.

      • JohnnyQuick

        David Vitter just became fully erect.

    • rickmaci

      In my experience, the word "Orthodox" is used with a variety of levels of meaning in terms of Jewish religious practices and observances. Find out if she rides around her B'lyn hood in her Acura between Friday at dusk and Saturday evening and you'll have a fairly good idea of what she means by Orthodox.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      No problem – unless you consider being airbrushed out of all the photos of the State Legislature a problem.

  • elviouslyqueer

    Wildly gesticulating loud yenta is gesticulating.

    • PubOption

      Looks like she would be mute, if her hands were tied.

      • tessiee

        I'd snicker more wholeheartedly, except that someone once held my hands and asked for directions to my house, and I literally *could not do it*.

        I can still snicker at her for being an obnoxious dumbass, though, can't I?

  • CrunchyKnee

    Nice twirl.

    • DahBoner

      Does she do The Swirl at the end?

  • Limeylizzie

    It's Amy Winehouse, sans drugs, sexiness, actual beauty, talent and filth.

    • FakaktaSouth

      I wish I had met Amy Winehouse, just once maybe, when I was a child, so that I would have a reason to run for office. (Amy counts as much as Rudy, yes? Come on)

    • http://www.wonkette.com ChillBill

      ♫ They tried to make me not a retard, I said, "No, no, no" ♫♫

    • Tundra Grifter

      2L:

      No tattoos. Also.

  • Oblios_Cap

    I'm ready to take that long walk from my front porch to her front seat. The door is open but that ride ain't free!

  • tbogg

    This may be the first "I'd tap that"-less post ever and that includes the one that got Jack Steuf fired.

    • Billmatic

      By the way am I going to hell if I thought the post that got Steuf fired was fucking hysterical?

      • CalamityJames

        I'll save you a seat.

        • RadioBowels

          It was totally re†arded.

          • sudsmckenzie

            "Gohmerted" , … gets you by the admins come fall

          • CalamityJames

            Are we still not allowed to discuss really difficult mathematics?

  • bfddad

    That degree in Political Science is paying off. She was sooo smooth with that black fella, you can tell she's going places in the future.

  • Baconzgood

    When does she get really drunk and show us her tits?

  • Limeylizzie

    Our Jews are better than yours. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CajpSeUvCPY

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/30500320@N06/ DerrickWildcat

    Frank Zappa keeps coming to mind.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Pam Atlass, actually.

    • tessiee

      Like, ehmigod, totally!

  • Preferred Customer

    Make all the fun you want, but compare this to Mitt's drive through (and stream of insults at) Detroit, and tell me, who would you rather take a ride with?

    • CalamityJames

      Dale Earnhardt? Adam Petty? Clifford Allison? Carlos Pardo?

    • CalamityJames

      Rodney Orr? Neil Bonnett? John Nemechek? Grant Adcox?

    • http://www.wonkette.com/ FlownOver

      Fabian and Tab Hunter?

    • JohnyEdge

      I'll walk.

  • An_Outhouse

    The media attention has been overwhelming but she doesn't mention Wonkette? WTF?

    • MissTaken

      The stick shift is her 'dog whistle' to her Wonkette base.

      • BoatOfVelociraptors

        So you're more of a 'hands on' style of girl?

  • SayItWithWookies

    So she drives around until she sees a bunch of people standing on a corner, then she stops and harangues them for a little while? That's certainly a proactive adaptation to the way my local homeless people do it.

    • elgin_pelican

      Needs moar windshield-cleaning action.

  • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

    OMG!

    I think I dated her mother…

    • Preferred Customer

      About 23 years ago?

      • HistoriCat

        Damn you and damn slow-refreshing comments!

    • HistoriCat

      23 years ago maybe? That would be interesting.

    • Barrelhse

      Didja get in?

  • Local_Mojo

    Will not age well.

    • tessiee

      Au contraire, mon frere.
      Those of us in the olive-skinned, raven-haired, East Coast gene axis have this weird pause button on aging thing going on, where we look 30 when we're 10, and look 30 when we're 60.
      Now, as to how attractive her voice and personality will be once she's out of her 20s…

  • An_Outhouse

    Needz less Guiliani-nine-one-one

    • TribecaMike

      Impossibile!

  • Baconzgood

    Where's the Snooki puncher when you need him?

  • Jerri

    Hmm. Didn't our last Official Wonkette Obscure Political Objet d'Fap turn out to be…well not so great? (*coughSarahPalincoughcough*)

    What I'm saying is, evidently Wonketteer fapping has some kind of strange and terrible power. Wield it (as it were) carefully.

    • Terry

      …and before Sarah, the male Wonketteers were quite taken by Katherine Harris' gravity defying rack, iirc.

  • http://www.wonkette.com ChillBill

    She has the looks of Marilyn Manson and speaking ability of Snooki.

  • http://www.tumblr.com/blog/hamsterpantsworld Hammiepants

    What a fucking knucklehead. She makes Snookie look trenchant.

    • tessiee

      or trench mouth.

  • DahBoner

    I always like it when she rolls her eyes and says 'Oh, Mork!'…

  • Tequila Mockingbird

    Good God, she sounds like Mira Sorvino in Mighty Aphrodite.

  • SheriffRoscoe

    Do her senate votes count if she casts them while being "unclean"? Both the Constitution and the Torah are silent on this.

  • http://www.vinoverve.com Maman

    Who is she running against? — oops this guy http://www.kevinparker.org/ And he has anger management issues. ugh

  • mavenmaven

    Finally, something to fap to on Wonkette (as long as you keep the sound off)!

    • http://www.wonkette.com/ FlownOver

      And the monitor.

      • widestanceromance

        Cut the cord–it's the only way to be sure.

  • Guppy

    Is it just me, or is she awfully trolloped up like a cunt for an "orthodox" girl?

    • mavenmaven

      Welcome to Boro Park.
      Oddly, yes, in the Ortho world they are referred to as "hot chanies" http://www.frumsatire.net/2009/01/05/the-hot-chan

      • Guppy

        Why has no enterprising capitalist started a fetish site for this?

        A friend of mine wants to know.

  • http://thefastertimes.com/absurdnews/ inapewetrust

    check out the bit starting at the 1:22 mark. she really knows how to yell at voters. retail politics at its finest!

  • Toomush_Infer

    I like the little twirl before she gets in the car – yup, she can take care of it in Albany for you…this is the Republican Party – all ego, no self-consciousness, winning is everything and no ideas about anything….um,SCOTUS 2016?????…..SCROTUM 2016????….

  • Goonemeritus

    Mazel Tov

  • RadioBowels

    I've said it before, and I'l say it again, Creeping Backdoor Talmudic Law.

    • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

      Except that time, when through the back door, no one saw the creep coming til it was too late…

  • KotBR

    The tobacco lobby dollars should start pouring in any minute now, based on that voice.

  • rickmaci

    Why does this seem like a really elaborate "J Date" video bio?

    • emmelemm

      Hee hee!

  • ElPinche

    Frank Marino impersonates Snooki.

  • anniegetyerfun

    Manha'an!

    • savethispatient

      Yeah! Why did she drop into a British accent to say that? Is this an East Coast thing?

      • anniegetyerfun

        Actually, most Americans say it without the “t” (like we say “kitten”), but not with nearly as much of a glottal stop as she was using there. It's like she abandoned all consonants.

  • anniegetyerfun

    I find it endearing that she still says "11 and a half years old", like she's still 11 and a half years old.

    I'm THIS MANY.

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid

      hehehe

    • mavenmaven

      technically eleven anna hav

      • anniegetyerfun

        You are totally correct.

  • randcoolcatdaddy

    Found this quote from her online:

    "My campaign manager just spoke to Kim Kardashian's publicist because she's a diva and everything, so they're getting back to me because we're trying to get her endorsement because, you know, she, whatever, my website is literally like her."

    Palin is envious.

    • SpeedoFart

      Was that English?

  • pdiddycornchips

    Why did they hire this guy to do the background music?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm8msoKME4w

    Listen closely, gotta be him right?

  • owhatever

    Why did you kill Jesus, Mindy?

    • tessiee

      Because he refused to become a doctor?

  • Allmighty_Manos

    Dig the voice, but can you imagine what she'll sound like when she's 65? Thinking Mercedes McCambridge doing her demon voice.

  • calliecallie

    Minute 2:55 "I'd like to make a U-turn, but you can't film it. Like, Senators can't do illegal stuff. Actually I have to make a U-turn because if I don't it's going to take an hour and a half. (She makes the illegal U-turn and continues) I would use my moral and religious values as a compass. I'm basically out there to stomp out the corruption."

    Yeah, she seems destined to end up in Albany.

    • Isyaignert

      Remember, IOIYAR.

    • MonkeyMotion

      With that kind of 'incorruptible' moral compass, she's destined for a GOP Ethics Committee!

    • PubOption

      The video is from Jewish Forward, they wouldn't want her to select the Jewish reverse!

  • http://strangestoriesaboutsadpeople.blogspot.com/ Thedongsofwar

    Yah got chutzpah, kid. Chutzpah…..

  • BoatOfVelociraptors

    The number of head turns she made while driving made me glad her daddy bought insurance.

  • Lazy Media

    She had me at Ma'ha'uhn.

  • Generation[redacted]

    Better back off, Wonkette. She could be Mitt's running mate now.

  • Neoyorquino

    "Do I have your vote? Do I have your vote? Cooommeee ooonn! Cooommmeee ooonnn! Fugghedaboutit! Kevin Parker? What'd he ever to for you! Whaddya got to lose? Oh, what? You're a Democrat? Fugghedaboutit! I'll take care of ya! Baddabing! Whoa!"

  • http://gorejusgeorge.tumblr.com CheeseBro69

    Mock her all you want, but skinny Snookie actually has a legitimate chance at winning if she can convince Brooklyn hipsters to ironically vote for her.

  • Isyaignert

    Hey Mindy, 1965 called and they want their frosted lipstick back.

  • Dildeaux

    We learned a few important facts about Mindy today.

    Mindy wears cute little jackets.
    Mindy has her nails done.
    Mindy drives an Acura.
    Mindy has many deodorizers hanging from her mirror.
    Mindy can put her car in gear.
    Mindy will not run over black people, if they are in her district.
    Mindy stops and harasses random black people.
    Mindy has litttle to offer her constituents, but she will be better than her opponent.
    Mindy listens to 92.3 in the car.
    Mindy wants to be President one day.

    • PubOption

      Mindy has her nails done… and hasn't, at least publicly, denigrated 'nail ladies'.

    • Barrelhse

      Mindy should take her act to Beit Shamesh and see how it plays.

  • SorosBot

    Really, I think we would get more intelligent political commentary from the Mindy that was always getting rescued by poor hapless Buttons. OKIloveyoubyebye!

  • thefrontpage

    Mindy Meyer is such a beautiful, intelligent, insightful, intellectual, wise old sage at 22, there's absolutely on doubt that, at 22, she is definately experienced, knowledgeable, mature, grown-up, adult and practiced enough that she can work in a State Senae office in one of the biggest states in the United States and rule on issues such as government and politics, abortion, gun control, welfare, food stamps, HIV and AIDS, Medicare, Medicaid, senior citizen issues, education, transportation, public safety, emergency services, business, the economy, labor, agriculture, farming, defense, homeland security, infrastructure, health and human services, commerce, justice, courts, corrections and numerous other issues.

  • gullywompr

    Just imagine the tears when she loses this election, and thus her presidential aspirations (seriously, check out the little sparkly smile she gives herself when she mentions wanting to be president).

    "Oh Rudy, my darling… I have failed you!"

  • TribecaMike

    I knew Harold Ford Jr. would stoop to anything to get elected, or at least accepted, in NY, but didn't expect him to play the sex change card. Kudos Harry for reviving the old Betsy McCaughey ploy!

  • Katydid

    Ladies and Germs, I give to you the Jewish Sarah Palin, from Brooklyn yet. She tosses the Word Salad as if she were on leave from prison.

    • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

      She tosses the Word Salad

      And the letter/character salad. This neophyte has "woah" written all over her.

  • MonkeyMotion

    Let's see: she's stupid, religious, has the verbal capacity of a 7th grader, and sights on the White House.

    Yessireebob, another qualified GOP Presidential candidate is ready for 2016!

    • TribecaMike

      In that case, she'd better start shopping around now for the best rhinoplasty clinic, cuz she ain't gonna pass as a cracker with that honker.

  • Blueb4sinrise

    Mindy already having an effect.

    Obama signs Israel military aid bill …

    [also, he kinda stomps on Mitten's visit]
    http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/OTUS/obama-signs-i

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid

    Is Noo Yawk the source of this new pronunciation that all the young people have, where they scrape out the middle consonant in a word — as Mindy says, "Man-Ha-Unh"? Anyway, she is adorable, and gets an extra "bless your heart" for getting out of the car and throwing a "you people" at her black would-be constituents while weaving a tale with her hands.

    • SpeedoFart

      Sadly, it's from upstate NY– specifically the Albany area. Seems to have drifted down state. Sorry everyone! Sorry!

      (It's taken me years to drop that "accent".)

      • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid

        Did you have a Ki-Ehn to play with when you were little? Oops, I lost a Buh-Uhn off my shirt!

        • calliecallie

          OMG, I used to do that. I grew up in upstate NY. I didn't even know it was a thing.

        • SpeedoFart

          Dude, I *still* can't say "kitten". It comes out like keet-tEHN– just imagine Ricky Ricardo after being smacked in the mouth with a 2×4.

  • Poindexter718

    OMG, I used to live in this area and thank G-d (cuz that's how the O's write it) i don't anymore because this girl would get in my face and exhaust me with her earnest and hyperkinetic kvelling. K-Park is much more chill.
    And I don't think the citizens of Flatbush will ever elect someone who so cavalierly makes an illegal jew-turn on Avenue J.

  • Buckalicious

    she is going to blow this in t minus two weeks.

    • CalamityJames

      Wait, did you not watch the video?

  • widestanceromance

    I'm still smarting from my ill-fated prediction that Kristi Noem was to become the Hot Slut of the Term. Have not heard anything about her, but of course, am not nearly interested enough to dump her name in my search box.

  • Tundra Grifter

    When she promises the Black dude in the hat "I'm going to represent what you want…" she forgot to first ask what he wants her to represent.

    A good sales pitch is founded on the mark's wants and needs. They need to know that you care before they care about what you know. Don't start selling until you find out what they are buying.

  • Arken

    Why isn't Snooki running for office under her real name?

  • ttommyunger

    Couldn't open the vid…Am I missing a potential fap-fest? 'Cause I havn't fapped today. Oh well, the day is young.

    • CalamityJames

      Watch 'Faces of Death 3', the one where they chase down and murder the elephant. Same diff.

  • Barrelhse

    Did she wear a plate in her lower lip at one time, or what?

  • tessiee

    White lipstick is not only a look that is at least 40 years out of date, and a difficult shade to wear (it didn't even look good on Angie Dickinson), it is also terribly unflattering to brunettes wtih olive complexions. Given Miss Mindy's lips, features (a bright color would draw attention to her lips, thereby helping to balance out that large projecting object in the middle of her face), and skin tones, I would go with a rosy or berry stain lipgloss, or a true red.
    Oh, yeah, and I didn't watch the video, because duh.

  • TribecaMike

    Running for office has become the easiest way to audition for a reality show.

  • SpeedoFart

    I wanted to see if she sounded like Dr Girlfriend, but honestly, I couldn't get past the porn music.

  • http://johnnyzhivago.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    Oy vey!

  • CthuNHu

    Sarah Silverman is awesome. I don't know how she comes up with these utterly absurd yet compelling characters and transforms herself utterly into them. And it really says something about her commitment to her art that she's willing to do the Charlize-Theron-in-Monster thing and turn her gorgeous self into this repellent and unattractive creature.

  • kochevnyk

    love her. it's too bad she's a republican. she'll come around soon enough…

  • http://mbouffant.blogspot.com M. Bouffant

    Shouldn't giving an interview in a car while you're driving it be as illegal as texting, using a non-hands-free mobile 'phone &c.?

  • MrsConclusion

    What's with that Subliminal Seduction quickie flash of ORTHODOX? I had a sudden inexplicable urge to go to the lobby, buy a large Pepsi, cut my hair, wear a wig, and have six children.

  • GregComlish

    Yikes. Her voice couldn't get more husky if it was sold in the children's section at Walmart

  • GregComlish

    I loved her story about getting into politics, how she was so inspired when Rudy Guilini momentarily feted her childhood ego. For years these entirely meaningless interactions with a distant authority figure allowed her to vicariously live a life of importance and sustained her inflated ego, even as her peers rejected her for her obnoxious personality, narcissism, witlessness, idiocy, shallowness, lack of talent, gross materialism, mediocre looks, laziness, arrogance, showiness, egocentric bloviating, false piety, etc. And while she also lacked the self-awareness to even identify any of numerous flaws, she still knew she could transcend all the obstacles in front of her and one day become a force in Republican politics.

  • extreme_left

    Still I think it's great that a transgender person is getting out and about, not scared of judgement.

  • ttommyunger

    She looks better now than she ever did as a man.

  • valmach

    Mindy as far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a (Senator )gangster. To me, being a (Senator )gangster was better than being President of the United States. That is until I am President of the United States (Jewish Orthodox Mafia)

    Man on the Street You're a pistol! You're really funny. You're really funny!
    Mindy: What do you mean I'm funny?
    Man on the Street: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny girl!
    Mindy [dangerously] What do you mean? You mean the way I talk? What?
    [Everyone becomes quiet]
    Man on the Street: It's just, you know, you're just funny. It's funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
    Mindy Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?
    Man on the Street , no, you got it all wrong —
    Mindy: You gonna vote for me or what ?

    Oh wait aren't these the same Orthodox Jews that brutally suppress the Palestinians …
    inbreed and won't change clothes..

    That is exactly what the Senate needs , another right wing , religious zealot with her hands on the levers of power..
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  • wokeupliberal

    Orthodox girls cant' be Bat Mitzvahed. What kind of orthodox is this girl? Is she orthodox like Giuliani was married?

    Oh, and hey, sweetie. When someone tells you LIKE THAT they will be voting for you, it is sort of code for "fuck off, but the camera is running."