Mindy Meyer, the 22-year-old supervixen running for New York State Senate, is the subject of this nice video from the Jewish Forward.
We stopped listening after about two minutes, once she got to Rudy Giuliani not coming to her bat mitzvah, because our Internet es broked and the Skid Row Starbucks started playing If You’re Going to San Francisco, and we wanted to listen to that instead even though we really like Meyer’s voice. It’s throaty and nice! Also, she’s pretty adorable when she’s not doing Zoolander’s Blue Steel for the cameras. But girl can talk, and we didn’t really see an end in sight. Anyway, love you, Min! You keep being you! [Forward]
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"Newest Wonkette Pet"
Is she housebroken yet?
No, thank God.
The last time we had a pet at Wonkette, it came back to bite us in the ass… Sarah Palin.
Jeebus, looks like Snooki, sounds like a longshoreman (but with a deeper voice and worse elocution).
Sounds like she started with the Marlboro's at Eleven and a Half years old, also.
But I bet she squeaks when she gets excited.
Tan Ewok Libel!
Is it wrong that I find that combination strangely endearing?
Poor little princess, forced to drive a Japanese car, can't daddy afford a Bimmer?
There's a JAP driving a Jap joke in there, but I'm not going to make it.
She'll buy one after she gets her lauw degree.
Oy, the Jews LOVE, absolutely LOVE those German cars.
Bonus ponts for correctly saying "Bimmer" since most people say "Beemer" but that's reserved for the BMW motorcycles. Well played, nounverb911, very well played!
Can we talk about Michelle Jenneke? Please?
What's the deal with that lady?
Magic. Not the Jeebus kind of magic, but the "hey, that hasn't happened down there in years" kind of magic.
She will restore your faith in humanity.
Well, less "talking about," more "gazing at."
Thats one too many "L"'s for me, thank you.
I had to google that one. Glad I did.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMgmYutL9W0
Yup. She's also majoring in some sort of astro-electro-robo-physics program. (For those who insist that smart is sexy.)
Why, yes, it IS Friday.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the new Director of Communications for the Romney 2012 campaign.
She'd be an improvement over their current team. So don't give them any ideas.
She has exotic weird beauty
Um, no. She looks like a Jersey Girl. Way too much makeup and hideous blingy blouse. I have no doubt her goal is to get on a reality TV show.
"She looks like a Jersey Girl."
I resemble that remark!!
OK but that lipstick color is not working for her. Just sayin…
Suggestive close-up of stickshift @ 29 sec?
Was she fondling it?
Touched it briefly.
Eh, it's an automatic. If she drove a stick I'd vote for her.
Did she drop her nail file is what we want to know.
I caught it – what's up with that?
I really don't think the nude lipstick shade is working for her.
I have often wondered who it could possibly work for. I don't think I've ever seen it look good on anyone.
She'd look fantastic in a dark red lipstick. If I was blessed with dark hair and dark eyes, I'd be wearing dark red lipstick TO BED.
I was gonna say Emma Stone and then realized that even her subtle shades of lip color are still pinkish.
Emma is too pale to pull of a nude lip. In fact, I think only a tan Brooke Shields circa 1989 could have done it.
See, now I was thinking a wholesome blondie a la Jodie Foster or Bridget Fonda, but yours is good, too.
And yes, you are right; it's a rare rose who blossoms in white lips.
Emma is too pale
She's just right ~
Whoops my bad b-matic, you beat me to it. Agreed. A burgundy might work, or just go with working girl red and be done with it.
The last thing she should do, with that honker, is make her lips disappear. (The heavy eye makeup just adds to the problem.) I think it works only if you've got perfect features (Emma Watson could pull it off.)
I made it until she said "You people" to the black dude. Could not go on…
????
That's okay, Rudy Giulliani didn't come to my Bar Mitzvah either.
Did anybody come to Rudy's own bat mitzvah?
You think that's bad? I didn't even HAVE a bat mitzvah*.
*I was raised nominally Catholic, but I don't think that's any excuse.
I'm over 13 (and not Jewish), but could I have a retroactive bat mitzvah?
It's only fair. Why do Jews get all the good parties and holidays?
I'm over 15. Can I still have a quinceanera?
she drives a 'schtick'?
Yeah baby, work that clutch. Slide it into gear.
Pimp my Shiksa
Only after pumping the clutch.
"A Lady Speed Stick in every pit!"
She speaks alright but says nothing Snooki's Yiddisha cousin from the city.
She's not a very attentive driver, is she? I was half expecting her to swerve to avoid that patch of trees. Silly Mindy! That's just a stack of pine tree air fresheners hanging from your rear view mirror.
Keep rocking that pleated skirt!
I love the black guy in the hat. "Yeah, I'll vote for you, honey, now go away…"
I am pretty sure that dude didn't speak a lick of English. Also, too, isn't that the kind of guy the RNC is trying to stop from voting in the first place?
That's kind of how I react to anyone that approaches me on the street.
So in addition to auto-playing "Sexy and I know it" on her insanely pink website, Meyer calls herself a diva. She's really trying hard to be taken seriously and fighting against sexist stereotypes!
She's sure to lock in the 11 and a half year-old vote.
I remember all my life
Raining down as cold as ice
A shadow of a man
A face through a window
Crying in the night
The night goes into
Morning, just another day
Crazy people on Youtube play
Looking in their eyes
I see a memory
I never realized
How silly you really are, oh Mindy
Well you came and you spoke without thinking
And posted on Youtube today, oh Mindy
And you spoke on and on which stopped me from crying
And I mock you today, oh Mindy
Fits her perfectly, I always HATED that song.
She not as pretty as she thinks she is.
"she thinks" – hahahahahahahahhhahhahahaaahahhahhaha OHHHHH hahahahhahhhahhahha
Or as smart. Or as generally awesome and amazing. Actually, no one is.
An ego is a terrible thing to view without regret.
Agreed. She's a legend in her own mind. Running for office? She's really good at running her mouth…blah, blah, I, me, me, mine, blah, blah, me, me, me.
She's not as anything as she thinks she is, but with Moishe and Sadie kvelling over her for 22 years, this is what you get.
At last Mittens has found his running mate. Shes got the females, the Jewish vote, and the Jersey Shore folks locked up.
Velvet Jones:
"The bitch ugly!"
Air, meet head.
Pleeze, for the luvvajehovah, STFU!
There's still time in this young, young lady's career to consider alternatives to her chosen partisan affinity. I'm surprised this entrant into politics didn't foray first with baby steps soliciting the undecided's. Think how well she could woo her way to victory with: "Go Indie — Vote Mindy!"
She's got some D.S.L.s on her.
Speaking as a New Yorker, I predict universal embarrassment.
I'm pretty sure Kevin Parker set this up, a la whatisface and Alvin Green in South Carolina
Speaking as a New Jerseyian, I'm glad this one's on you guys.
Speaking as a Joo, I'm embarrassed (seems to be happening a lot lately).
Stop making us look like rich asshole morons, Mindy. Stop making us look like Republicans.
Mindy has nothing on Sheldon Adelson, America's Most Embarrassing Jew. Also, given her district's demographics, she might actually have to do something useful.
But are Jewish girls sacramentally opposed to blow-jobs? If not, I'd cut her some slack. Orthodox girls, I mean. I'm pretty sure I remember its OK for Reform girls.
If they're single.
They can suck but they can't swallow. Sperm isn't kosher.
Are you kidding?
How do you get a Jewish girl to stop blowing you?
Marry her.
You'll be lucky if there isn't a sheet with a hole in it involved.
Is there nudity? Otherwise I don't have time to watch.
I lasted one minute. Did I win the gold medal? Unsurprisingly, she also drove me insane.
Yeah, I think I might have made it five seconds farther, but you can totally have my medal.
It's the C'thutzpah that drives you insane.
I thought it was the pelvic thrust.
Lasted one minute? She's OK, but I don't think she's THAT fappable.
Isn't there a Jewish law about Orthodox women in government? I'm not sure because I'm a Catholic. If a Wonkette Jew can help me out on this I'll answer all your Irish Catholic questions.
Does Joe Lieberman count?
Orthodox women… Lieberman…
Hassa da 'matter with you?
edit: adult onset dyslex, mar bitzvah derp, got Hadassah and Hasidic mixed up~
off-the-docks women can be in the senate as long as the other senators use a sheet with a hole in it to talk to her.
David Vitter just became fully erect.
In my experience, the word "Orthodox" is used with a variety of levels of meaning in terms of Jewish religious practices and observances. Find out if she rides around her B'lyn hood in her Acura between Friday at dusk and Saturday evening and you'll have a fairly good idea of what she means by Orthodox.
No problem – unless you consider being airbrushed out of all the photos of the State Legislature a problem.
Wildly gesticulating loud yenta is gesticulating.
Looks like she would be mute, if her hands were tied.
I'd snicker more wholeheartedly, except that someone once held my hands and asked for directions to my house, and I literally *could not do it*.
I can still snicker at her for being an obnoxious dumbass, though, can't I?
Nice twirl.
Does she do The Swirl at the end?
It's Amy Winehouse, sans drugs, sexiness, actual beauty, talent and filth.
I wish I had met Amy Winehouse, just once maybe, when I was a child, so that I would have a reason to run for office. (Amy counts as much as Rudy, yes? Come on)
♫ They tried to make me not a retard, I said, "No, no, no" ♫♫
2L:
No tattoos. Also.
I'm ready to take that long walk from my front porch to her front seat. The door is open but that ride ain't free!
This may be the first "I'd tap that"-less post ever and that includes the one that got Jack Steuf fired.
By the way am I going to hell if I thought the post that got Steuf fired was fucking hysterical?
I'll save you a seat.
It was totally re†arded.
"Gohmerted" , … gets you by the admins come fall
That degree in Political Science is paying off. She was sooo smooth with that black fella, you can tell she's going places in the future.
When does she get really drunk and show us her tits?
Our Jews are better than yours. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CajpSeUvCPY
Dublin's mick chicks are better than London's mick chicks… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7CNHrIT6TI&fe…
Frank Zappa keeps coming to mind.
Pam Atlass, actually.
Like, ehmigod, totally!
Make all the fun you want, but compare this to Mitt's drive through (and stream of insults at) Detroit, and tell me, who would you rather take a ride with?
Dale Earnhardt? Adam Petty? Clifford Allison? Carlos Pardo?
Rodney Orr? Neil Bonnett? John Nemechek? Grant Adcox?
Fabian and Tab Hunter?
I'll walk.
The media attention has been overwhelming but she doesn't mention Wonkette? WTF?
The stick shift is her 'dog whistle' to her Wonkette base.
So you're more of a 'hands on' style of girl?
So she drives around until she sees a bunch of people standing on a corner, then she stops and harangues them for a little while? That's certainly a proactive adaptation to the way my local homeless people do it.
Needs moar windshield-cleaning action.
OMG!
I think I dated her mother…
About 23 years ago?
Damn you and damn slow-refreshing comments!
23 years ago maybe? That would be interesting.
Didja get in?
Will not age well.
Au contraire, mon frere.
Those of us in the olive-skinned, raven-haired, East Coast gene axis have this weird pause button on aging thing going on, where we look 30 when we're 10, and look 30 when we're 60.
Now, as to how attractive her voice and personality will be once she's out of her 20s…
Needz less Guiliani-nine-one-one
Impossibile!
Where's the Snooki puncher when you need him?
Hmm. Didn't our last Official Wonkette Obscure Political Objet d'Fap turn out to be…well not so great? (*coughSarahPalincoughcough*)
What I'm saying is, evidently Wonketteer fapping has some kind of strange and terrible power. Wield it (as it were) carefully.
…and before Sarah, the male Wonketteers were quite taken by Katherine Harris' gravity defying rack, iirc.
She has the looks of Marilyn Manson and speaking ability of Snooki.
What a fucking knucklehead. She makes Snookie look trenchant.
or trench mouth.
I always like it when she rolls her eyes and says 'Oh, Mork!'…
Good God, she sounds like Mira Sorvino in Mighty Aphrodite.
Do her senate votes count if she casts them while being "unclean"? Both the Constitution and the Torah are silent on this.
Who is she running against? — oops this guy http://www.kevinparker.org/ And he has anger management issues. ugh
Finally, something to fap to on Wonkette (as long as you keep the sound off)!
And the monitor.
Cut the cord–it's the only way to be sure.
Is it just me, or is she awfully trolloped up like a cunt for an "orthodox" girl?
Welcome to Boro Park.
Oddly, yes, in the Ortho world they are referred to as "hot chanies" http://www.frumsatire.net/2009/01/05/the-hot-chan…
Why has no enterprising capitalist started a fetish site for this?
A friend of mine wants to know.
check out the bit starting at the 1:22 mark. she really knows how to yell at voters. retail politics at its finest!
I like the little twirl before she gets in the car – yup, she can take care of it in Albany for you…this is the Republican Party – all ego, no self-consciousness, winning is everything and no ideas about anything….um,SCOTUS 2016?????…..SCROTUM 2016????….
Mazel Tov
I've said it before, and I'l say it again, Creeping Backdoor Talmudic Law.
Except that time, when through the back door, no one saw the creep coming til it was too late…
The tobacco lobby dollars should start pouring in any minute now, based on that voice.
Why does this seem like a really elaborate "J Date" video bio?
Hee hee!
Frank Marino impersonates Snooki.
Manha'an!
Yeah! Why did she drop into a British accent to say that? Is this an East Coast thing?
Actually, most Americans say it without the “t” (like we say “kitten”), but not with nearly as much of a glottal stop as she was using there. It's like she abandoned all consonants.
I find it endearing that she still says "11 and a half years old", like she's still 11 and a half years old.
I'm THIS MANY.
hehehe
technically eleven anna hav
You are totally correct.
Found this quote from her online:
"My campaign manager just spoke to Kim Kardashian's publicist because she's a diva and everything, so they're getting back to me because we're trying to get her endorsement because, you know, she, whatever, my website is literally like her."
Palin is envious.
Was that English?
Why did they hire this guy to do the background music?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm8msoKME4w
Listen closely, gotta be him right?
Why did you kill Jesus, Mindy?
Because he refused to become a doctor?
Dig the voice, but can you imagine what she'll sound like when she's 65? Thinking Mercedes McCambridge doing her demon voice.
Minute 2:55 "I'd like to make a U-turn, but you can't film it. Like, Senators can't do illegal stuff. Actually I have to make a U-turn because if I don't it's going to take an hour and a half. (She makes the illegal U-turn and continues) I would use my moral and religious values as a compass. I'm basically out there to stomp out the corruption."
Yeah, she seems destined to end up in Albany.
Remember, IOIYAR.
With that kind of 'incorruptible' moral compass, she's destined for a GOP Ethics Committee!
The video is from Jewish Forward, they wouldn't want her to select the Jewish reverse!
Yah got chutzpah, kid. Chutzpah…..
The number of head turns she made while driving made me glad her daddy bought insurance.
She had me at Ma'ha'uhn.
Better back off, Wonkette. She could be Mitt's running mate now.
"Do I have your vote? Do I have your vote? Cooommeee ooonn! Cooommmeee ooonnn! Fugghedaboutit! Kevin Parker? What'd he ever to for you! Whaddya got to lose? Oh, what? You're a Democrat? Fugghedaboutit! I'll take care of ya! Baddabing! Whoa!"
Mock her all you want, but skinny Snookie actually has a legitimate chance at winning if she can convince Brooklyn hipsters to ironically vote for her.
Hey Mindy, 1965 called and they want their frosted lipstick back.
We learned a few important facts about Mindy today.
Mindy wears cute little jackets.
Mindy has her nails done.
Mindy drives an Acura.
Mindy has many deodorizers hanging from her mirror.
Mindy can put her car in gear.
Mindy will not run over black people, if they are in her district.
Mindy stops and harasses random black people.
Mindy has litttle to offer her constituents, but she will be better than her opponent.
Mindy listens to 92.3 in the car.
Mindy wants to be President one day.
Mindy has her nails done… and hasn't, at least publicly, denigrated 'nail ladies'.
Mindy should take her act to Beit Shamesh and see how it plays.
Really, I think we would get more intelligent political commentary from the Mindy that was always getting rescued by poor hapless Buttons. OKIloveyoubyebye!
Mindy Meyer is such a beautiful, intelligent, insightful, intellectual, wise old sage at 22, there's absolutely on doubt that, at 22, she is definately experienced, knowledgeable, mature, grown-up, adult and practiced enough that she can work in a State Senae office in one of the biggest states in the United States and rule on issues such as government and politics, abortion, gun control, welfare, food stamps, HIV and AIDS, Medicare, Medicaid, senior citizen issues, education, transportation, public safety, emergency services, business, the economy, labor, agriculture, farming, defense, homeland security, infrastructure, health and human services, commerce, justice, courts, corrections and numerous other issues.
Just imagine the tears when she loses this election, and thus her presidential aspirations (seriously, check out the little sparkly smile she gives herself when she mentions wanting to be president).
"Oh Rudy, my darling… I have failed you!"
I knew Harold Ford Jr. would stoop to anything to get elected, or at least accepted, in NY, but didn't expect him to play the sex change card. Kudos Harry for reviving the old Betsy McCaughey ploy!
Ladies and Germs, I give to you the Jewish Sarah Palin, from Brooklyn yet. She tosses the Word Salad as if she were on leave from prison.
She tosses the Word Salad
And the letter/character salad. This neophyte has "woah" written all over her.
Let's see: she's stupid, religious, has the verbal capacity of a 7th grader, and sights on the White House.
Yessireebob, another qualified GOP Presidential candidate is ready for 2016!
In that case, she'd better start shopping around now for the best rhinoplasty clinic, cuz she ain't gonna pass as a cracker with that honker.
Mindy already having an effect.
Obama signs Israel military aid bill …
[also, he kinda stomps on Mitten's visit]
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/OTUS/obama-signs-i…
Is Noo Yawk the source of this new pronunciation that all the young people have, where they scrape out the middle consonant in a word — as Mindy says, "Man-Ha-Unh"? Anyway, she is adorable, and gets an extra "bless your heart" for getting out of the car and throwing a "you people" at her black would-be constituents while weaving a tale with her hands.
Sadly, it's from upstate NY– specifically the Albany area. Seems to have drifted down state. Sorry everyone! Sorry!
(It's taken me years to drop that "accent".)
Did you have a Ki-Ehn to play with when you were little? Oops, I lost a Buh-Uhn off my shirt!
OMG, I used to do that. I grew up in upstate NY. I didn't even know it was a thing.
Dude, I *still* can't say "kitten". It comes out like keet-tEHN– just imagine Ricky Ricardo after being smacked in the mouth with a 2×4.
OMG, I used to live in this area and thank G-d (cuz that's how the O's write it) i don't anymore because this girl would get in my face and exhaust me with her earnest and hyperkinetic kvelling. K-Park is much more chill.
And I don't think the citizens of Flatbush will ever elect someone who so cavalierly makes an illegal jew-turn on Avenue J.
she is going to blow this in t minus two weeks.
Wait, did you not watch the video?
I'm still smarting from my ill-fated prediction that Kristi Noem was to become the Hot Slut of the Term. Have not heard anything about her, but of course, am not nearly interested enough to dump her name in my search box.
When she promises the Black dude in the hat "I'm going to represent what you want…" she forgot to first ask what he wants her to represent.
A good sales pitch is founded on the mark's wants and needs. They need to know that you care before they care about what you know. Don't start selling until you find out what they are buying.
Why isn't Snooki running for office under her real name?
Couldn't open the vid…Am I missing a potential fap-fest? 'Cause I havn't fapped today. Oh well, the day is young.
Watch 'Faces of Death 3', the one where they chase down and murder the elephant. Same diff.
Did she wear a plate in her lower lip at one time, or what?
White lipstick is not only a look that is at least 40 years out of date, and a difficult shade to wear (it didn't even look good on Angie Dickinson), it is also terribly unflattering to brunettes wtih olive complexions. Given Miss Mindy's lips, features (a bright color would draw attention to her lips, thereby helping to balance out that large projecting object in the middle of her face), and skin tones, I would go with a rosy or berry stain lipgloss, or a true red.
Oh, yeah, and I didn't watch the video, because duh.
Running for office has become the easiest way to audition for a reality show.
I wanted to see if she sounded like Dr Girlfriend, but honestly, I couldn't get past the porn music.
Oy vey!
Sarah Silverman is awesome. I don't know how she comes up with these utterly absurd yet compelling characters and transforms herself utterly into them. And it really says something about her commitment to her art that she's willing to do the Charlize-Theron-in-Monster thing and turn her gorgeous self into this repellent and unattractive creature.
love her. it's too bad she's a republican. she'll come around soon enough…
Shouldn't giving an interview in a car while you're driving it be as illegal as texting, using a non-hands-free mobile 'phone &c.?
What's with that Subliminal Seduction quickie flash of ORTHODOX? I had a sudden inexplicable urge to go to the lobby, buy a large Pepsi, cut my hair, wear a wig, and have six children.
Yikes. Her voice couldn't get more husky if it was sold in the children's section at Walmart
I loved her story about getting into politics, how she was so inspired when Rudy Guilini momentarily feted her childhood ego. For years these entirely meaningless interactions with a distant authority figure allowed her to vicariously live a life of importance and sustained her inflated ego, even as her peers rejected her for her obnoxious personality, narcissism, witlessness, idiocy, shallowness, lack of talent, gross materialism, mediocre looks, laziness, arrogance, showiness, egocentric bloviating, false piety, etc. And while she also lacked the self-awareness to even identify any of numerous flaws, she still knew she could transcend all the obstacles in front of her and one day become a force in Republican politics.
Still I think it's great that a transgender person is getting out and about, not scared of judgement.
She looks better now than she ever did as a man.
Mindy as far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a (Senator )gangster. To me, being a (Senator )gangster was better than being President of the United States. That is until I am President of the United States (Jewish Orthodox Mafia)
Man on the Street You're a pistol! You're really funny. You're really funny!
Mindy: What do you mean I'm funny?
Man on the Street: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny girl!
Mindy [dangerously] What do you mean? You mean the way I talk? What?
[Everyone becomes quiet]
Man on the Street: It's just, you know, you're just funny. It's funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Mindy Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?
Man on the Street , no, you got it all wrong —
Mindy: You gonna vote for me or what ?
Oh wait aren't these the same Orthodox Jews that brutally suppress the Palestinians …
inbreed and won't change clothes..
That is exactly what the Senate needs , another right wing , religious zealot with her hands on the levers of power..
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Orthodox girls cant' be Bat Mitzvahed. What kind of orthodox is this girl? Is she orthodox like Giuliani was married?
Oh, and hey, sweetie. When someone tells you LIKE THAT they will be voting for you, it is sort of code for "fuck off, but the camera is running."
Don't get me wrong – I want her bad, and I'm not even attracted to white people. I have nearly the same complexion that she does, though, and ladies like us cannot do the nude lip.
Pale power! Pale is beautiful!
Are we still not allowed to discuss really difficult mathematics?
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