THE DEMONS OF FLEET STREET  11:16 am July 27, 2012

Fox & Friends Will Defend Mitt Romney’s Honor From Brit Press — With Their Fists!

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Fox & Friends cohost and squinty-eyed walking artist’s composite of every date-rape wanted poster ever, Brian Kilmeade, is not very pleased with the tabloids across the pond, and how they have torn the flesh from Mittens Romney’s bones, one by one, even the conservative and Tory ones! They’d better back off, Kilmeade warns, this guy could be president! Yes, we know what respect and deference Fox & Friends pays to the office of the presidency.

For your viewing pleasure, here is Brian Kilmeade getting murdered with a mace or something.

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Madfall July 27, 2012 at 11:18 am

Mittens will be President the moment they deactivate his C3P0 interpersonal skills and give him an upgrade.

actor212 July 27, 2012 at 11:19 am

His emotion chip fused to his positronic neural net. They'll have to deactivate him.

GhostBuggy July 27, 2012 at 11:35 am

Does that mean we can beam him out into space?

nounverb911 July 27, 2012 at 11:27 am

Mitten's will never be the droid we are looking for.

JustPixelz July 27, 2012 at 11:52 am

I'm going to buy a robot vacuum. I'll let you know if it sucks as much as Mitt. Regardless, I'm going to cal it "Callista".

CountryClubJihadi July 27, 2012 at 11:58 am

If they turned his belly button into Suri, she would respond with more intelligent answers.

actor212 July 27, 2012 at 11:18 am

So much for that "special relationship", huh, KILLmeade?

Mojopo July 27, 2012 at 11:56 am

Vultures have a special relationship with carcasses, too.

Tommy1733 July 27, 2012 at 2:28 pm

The humor just jumps right out, doesn't it? It's a wonderful life!!

nounverb911 July 27, 2012 at 11:19 am

Why does Fox News hate Rupert Murdoch? After all its Rupie's press that is hardest on Mittens.

Terry July 27, 2012 at 11:38 am

Obviously they haven't opened the latest guidance email from Murdoch so they didn't have the talking points right.

SayItWithWookies July 27, 2012 at 11:58 am

Because that's just how impartial FOX really is — see, it exposes this whole Rupert Murdoch empire as a colossal lie. There, another lunatic conspiracy theory disposed of.

Come here a minute July 27, 2012 at 11:20 am

The British press better back off — Romney will have his fancy horse trample them!

memzilla July 27, 2012 at 11:20 am

Nice one, Rupert. Using your media empire on the other side of the Atlantic to denounce the candidate you're just meh about, while providing fodder and grist for the talking heads of your media empire on this side of the Atlantic.

Nevertheless, you miss the point entirely: namely, how will this affect Sarah Palin and her grifting progeny?

mavenmaven July 27, 2012 at 11:33 am

She came off good in this one, Romney was "worse than Palin"

actor212 July 27, 2012 at 11:43 am

"I can see money from my front porch!"

Willardbot9000_V2.5 July 28, 2012 at 1:21 am

Shit…got me on that one, too? I guess even though Tr!g is still r$tard#d we're still not aloud to remark as such? Dirty pool, wonkette.

Willardbot9000_V2.5 July 28, 2012 at 1:24 am

Oh and since my first comment was censored here is the short of it. "I'll answer your question by posing another question, is Tr!g still r$tard#d? Is Bristol still easier than beating Dubya in a spelling contest? The answers to those cryptic questions will tell you how Sarah and her grifting progeny are doing"

sbj1964 July 27, 2012 at 11:20 am

Fox & Friends your not helping! Expect the call from Mittens saying shut the fuck up!

Barb_ July 27, 2012 at 11:20 am

This tweet was great:
RT @BorowitzReport: Mitt Romney is coming across as an out-of-touch rich person in a country that still has a Queen.

nounverb911 July 27, 2012 at 11:26 am

Elton John?

actor212 July 27, 2012 at 11:31 am

OK, make that TWO queens.

Barb_ July 27, 2012 at 11:33 am

Morning! I like your answer, thanks!

prommie July 27, 2012 at 11:46 am

I am somewhat surprised, that after years of being consistently dull and completely unfunny, Borowitz actually came up with something amusing. Blind squirrel, meet acorn.

Tommy1733 July 27, 2012 at 2:29 pm

This is a win-win situation. If Obama wins, we get 4 more of Obama. If Willard wins, we get 4 years of free comedy!!

Willardbot9000_V2.5 July 28, 2012 at 1:28 am

True…Mitt has somehow looked more like the Monopoly guy in the country from whence the concept of the Dickensian nightmare was based. The only thing missing is for Mittens to pull a 'Christian conservative' by going over to Germany and purchasing priceless works of 'found' art from the hard right ala how Bob Jones II came across his collection. Just saying but I think ole BJU probably bars any Israeli from coming within 20 miles of that particular collection.

ChernobylSoup July 27, 2012 at 11:20 am

You Wonketteers better be nice to me; I might (probably will) be King of the Internet some day.

actor212 July 27, 2012 at 11:23 am

I'll see your "King" and raise you my "God"

Mumbletypeg July 27, 2012 at 11:33 am

"God" is soooo overrated.
"D-O-G", however

SayItWithWookies July 27, 2012 at 12:01 pm

Oh great — a golden retriever. And I was so hoping it would turn out to be a saluki.

Mumbletypeg July 27, 2012 at 1:17 pm

saluki

That's nothing. Wait'll the pastafarians learn the truth.. instead of a spaghetti monster in the sky, all along it was souvlaki.

BoatOfVelociraptors July 27, 2012 at 12:30 pm

Oh, you and your Endian ways.

elviouslyqueer July 27, 2012 at 11:24 am

Sorry Cher, but you'll have to fight DrunkIrishman for that title.

Spurning Beer July 27, 2012 at 11:21 am

Brian, you're a wanker. And I don't mean that in a good way.

nounverb911 July 27, 2012 at 11:21 am

Brian Kilmeade fights like the six year old girl he is.

viennawoods13 July 27, 2012 at 11:30 am

He could start his own lemonade stand! With no help from ANYONE!!

Thurman Munster IV July 27, 2012 at 11:44 am

As a six year old girl I take offense at that comment.

bonghitforjesus July 27, 2012 at 11:47 am

any 6 year old girl would fight much harder

SorosBot July 27, 2012 at 11:21 am

This guy could be President; but he seems to be doing everything in his power to insure that will never happen.

actor212 July 27, 2012 at 11:25 am

This guy could be President in the same way I could marry Michelle Obama.

In fact, they'd probably happen around the same time and for the same reasons.

Think "zombie apocalypse".

JustPixelz July 27, 2012 at 11:55 am

Wait! I want to marry Michelle Obama too. Maybe if Mittens is POTUS he'll legalize polygamy.

actor212 July 27, 2012 at 11:59 am

Now that's finding a silver lining in a cloud of shitstorm! Of course I'd share! It would be bigamy?

SayItWithWookies July 27, 2012 at 12:11 pm

Yeah that would be mighty big o' you. What?

Callyson July 27, 2012 at 12:05 pm

Making this the first day in a while that I have not wished for a pre – lunch Happy Hour.

BoatOfVelociraptors July 27, 2012 at 12:31 pm

Ensure! It's a varb Goldangit!! Ensure is pre-hoc, whilst insure is both pre and post hoc.

mull_man July 27, 2012 at 1:01 pm

WMD = Willard's Mouth of Destruction

actor212 July 27, 2012 at 11:21 am

You know what scary fact I learned this week?

Steve Doocy squeezed out another Dookie. Peter Doocy.

DerrickWildcat July 27, 2012 at 11:23 am

Yeah, and he's super gay to boot!

chicken_thief July 27, 2012 at 11:30 am

You'd think he'd be better groomed.

Self-Uploader July 27, 2012 at 11:22 am

"They better back off. This guy could be President."
And then what? He'd hold them down and cut their hair?

Biel_ze_Bubba July 27, 2012 at 11:47 am

To be fair — that is a scary proposition.

DerrickWildcat July 27, 2012 at 11:22 am

Yay, another Country for the drooling window lickers to hate!

noodlesalad July 27, 2012 at 11:23 am

It's almost as if the British don't want us to elect another know-nothing, silver-foot-in-the-mouth vulture capitalist Republican. How dare they insert themselves into the business of corporate America our elections!

FNMA July 27, 2012 at 11:23 am

"This guy could be president…"
I think those of us on this side of the pond fear that much more than the Brits.

widestanceromance July 27, 2012 at 11:24 am

Shouldn't we support the press "going after" Willard over there so we don't have to support them "going after" him here?

johnnymeatworth July 27, 2012 at 11:25 am

"Coming up next: Wiping Your Ass With The Magna Carta and What It Means For Your Weekend–after these messages!"

AbandonHope July 27, 2012 at 11:45 am

Feh, the Magna Carta had absolutely nothing to do with the Constimatution; it sprung, fully-formed, out of the fertile (yet virgin) loins of the Bah-bull.

smitallica July 27, 2012 at 11:26 am

No, Brian, he couldn't.

elviouslyqueer July 27, 2012 at 11:27 am

47 seconds of "Fox and Friends" equals at least two full days of getting the smell of Massengill original scent out of my computer. Thanks for nothing, Rebecca.

Terry July 27, 2012 at 11:39 am

Now hold on. Massengill is useful, where Fox and Friends is not. Stop insulting it.

Ducksworthy July 27, 2012 at 12:04 pm

Thanks a lot. Whenever I think of Massengill I think think of Michele with one L. Yuck.

ManchuCandidate July 27, 2012 at 11:28 am

Not-Steve Doochey would go over to England to defend Twitt Rmoney's honor if only he could find it on a map.

GunToting[Redacted] July 27, 2012 at 1:30 pm

England… Isn't England that big island off the coast from Germany?

M. Bouffant July 27, 2012 at 3:55 pm

No. That island is Danish Land.

Billmatic July 27, 2012 at 11:29 am

You'd think that pissing off David Cameron and Tories, their ideological bedfellows, would be enough to make Republicans realize they're insane but it just strengthens their resolve to annoy everyone on earth.

After all, America is Exceptional – as per Hannity, "The Greatest Country God Gave Man in the History of the World" – and everyone should kiss the rings.

AbandonHope July 27, 2012 at 11:44 am

Not annoy — dominate.

These are people who are extremely envious of the former British Empire and really believe that the world needs to be united under the jackboots of a New American Empire's rule, because we (white male Evangelican Christian Republicans) know what's best for them. Don't worry, though, there will still be fair and democratic elections, in the same way that Putin lets people pretend to run against him in Russia.

fuflans July 27, 2012 at 2:01 pm

i think the republican party stopped being ideological bedfellows with the tories in like 1964.

they're more like the national front.

Billmatic July 27, 2012 at 3:07 pm

I always thought Reagan and Thatcher were besties.

johnnyzhivago July 27, 2012 at 11:29 am

Must See REALITY TV: 10 News Corporation anchors and editors from around the world, one 20 foot deep pit and 30 hungry crocodiles.

Biel_ze_Bubba July 27, 2012 at 11:48 am

Pay-per-view gold.

AbandonHope July 27, 2012 at 11:30 am

Mittypoo will always be the President of the Fox and Fiends' hearts.

actor212 July 27, 2012 at 11:35 am

You get the sense that, on Nov 7, FOX will go into full denial mode and start following the Romney transition team until inauguration, when President Romney will step smartly to the microphone and repeat the words of Chief Justice Roberts to be sworn in as #45…

Then MSNBC will rush in…bless its little liberal heart…and cradle FOX as it sprawls across the bed, and with the doctor and attendants rushing in, FOX will breathlessly whisper, "Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers."

AbandonHope July 27, 2012 at 11:41 am

You know, I think there's a word for refusing to accept the outcome of a fair and democratic election… what was it…

actor212 July 27, 2012 at 11:45 am

Republicanism? Brooks Brothers Riot?

Biel_ze_Bubba July 27, 2012 at 11:51 am

I watched the Faux News blowhards concede in 2008, and it was fucking priceless. It will be even better this year … I might have to buy a TV just for the occassion.

mavenmaven July 27, 2012 at 11:30 am

Limey Lamestream Media!

docterry6973 July 27, 2012 at 5:24 pm

Those Fox guys should slap down the owner of those UK rags. Wait, what?

DerrickWildcat July 27, 2012 at 11:31 am

Brian Kilmeade is the smart one.

An_Outhouse July 27, 2012 at 11:31 am

Does this suit make me look 'tarded?

RadioBowels July 27, 2012 at 11:36 am

I wouldn't tell you anyway.

Baconzgood July 27, 2012 at 11:37 am

No, you make you look 'tarded.

johnnyzhivago July 27, 2012 at 11:31 am

Crawl: "Experience is everything. Romney is better at…."

What the FUCK would that be?????????? Romney can't go a day without saying something stupid, can't visit a foreign country without creating an international incident. Seriously if he's elected it probably WILL be the end of the world.

viennawoods13 July 27, 2012 at 11:40 am

BUT on likability, 60-30 for Obama. Wow. And on a Fox news crawl.

Katydid July 27, 2012 at 12:05 pm

I couldn't believe they let that through. Even they don't like Mittens, do they?

AbandonHope July 27, 2012 at 11:42 am

Firing people. Obviously.

Biel_ze_Bubba July 27, 2012 at 11:54 am

Borrowing a boatload of money against somebody else's equity, and pocketing it?
Letting other people run a business, and then claiming to have business experience?
Letting other people handle his money, and then claiming financial acumen?

Goonemeritus July 27, 2012 at 11:33 am

I have a better shot at being a Calvin Klein underwear model than Mitt has at being POTUS.

elviouslyqueer July 27, 2012 at 11:38 am

This comment demands the obligatory PICS or GTFO.

Goonemeritus July 27, 2012 at 11:46 am

Picture if you will a bald middle aged engineer just with less clothing and now visualize that picture 40 feet long and pasted on the side of a city bus.

Biel_ze_Bubba July 27, 2012 at 11:55 am

Boxers. Please let it be boxers.

elviouslyqueer July 27, 2012 at 12:12 pm

I will withhold fapping until this question is answered to my satisfaction.

chascates July 27, 2012 at 11:33 am

To make it a fair fight how about Lindsey Graham versus Elizabeth? Two old queens battling it out for bragging rights.

chicken_thief July 27, 2012 at 11:36 am

Elton John to ref? Oops, I mean SIR Elton…

chascates July 27, 2012 at 11:38 am

Gwen Ifill was interviewing Elton John and keep calling him 'Sir Elton'. It's like the Seinfeld sketch and 'Maestro'.

Toomush_Infer July 27, 2012 at 12:51 pm

I never understood this, why didn't they just PRINCESS him instead….?

chicken_thief July 27, 2012 at 11:33 am

Did not watch; can not stomach Fuckhead and Friends, but what really surprises me is that they have notes. And that is the best they can come up with?!

ozacrot July 27, 2012 at 11:36 am

Well, Ailes etc. only had overnight to write/print out the talking points.

shelwood46 July 27, 2012 at 5:19 pm

Back in '88, I worked in a copy shop. Fax machines were expensive, so we offered fax service for $1/page. One of the people who used our service was a marketing guy who did political consulting. Nearly every day, he would come in and have me fax stuff to Roger Ailes's home office. Dear lord, I wish I still had that number memorized, since you know that thing is still hooked up.

Biel_ze_Bubba July 27, 2012 at 11:56 am

The GOP provides them with printed notes, memos and talking points, free of charge.

HistoriCat July 27, 2012 at 1:04 pm

And here I thought Fox provided the GOP with with notes, memos, and talking points.

MonkeyMotion July 27, 2012 at 11:34 am

"If Mitt becomes President…"

You know, there were, like, say 3 or 4 dozen people around the world who didn't totally hate us during the reign of King George the W. Mittens and Queen Ann will finish the job.

Generation[redacted] July 27, 2012 at 12:27 pm

Were those 3 or 4 dozen people all feeding us false intel on Iraq?

Maman July 27, 2012 at 11:34 am

I think Chris Wallace was a touch too subtle for Mr. Kilmeade.

OneYieldRegular July 27, 2012 at 1:47 pm

Getting run over by a semi would be too subtle for Brian Kilmeade.

Baconzgood July 27, 2012 at 11:36 am

What a snipey little bitch.

DerrickWildcat July 27, 2012 at 11:36 am

Willard Mitt Romney supporters are having a great old time making fun of Boris Johnson's name.

Limeylizzie July 27, 2012 at 12:25 pm

Do they know he is actually an American? Truly, relinquished his citizenship a few years ago.

sewollef July 27, 2012 at 1:17 pm

Er, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson [no shit] was definitely born here in New York City… but to an Englishman. Stanley Johnson [his father] was an employee of the European Commission and The World Bank — and a former tory Euro MP — born in Cornwall apparently.

But wait, there's more….. on his father's side, Boris is a great-grandson of Ali Kemal Bey, the Interior Minister in the Turkish government of Damat Ferid Pasha, Grand Vizier of the Ottoman Empire.

He's still an elitist creep though.

Limeylizzie July 27, 2012 at 1:29 pm

I know he has a crazy background and his wife is half-Sikh!

Limeylizzie July 27, 2012 at 1:31 pm
sewollef July 27, 2012 at 1:44 pm

Jesus…. too funny.

Have you seen the names of his kids? I think one is called Peaches and another Lettuce. When those girls grow up, they're gonna disembowel Boris for inflicting them with those names — just as soon as the inheritance comes through.

"The bumbling Henley MP…" is perfect for this clown.

ThundercatHo July 27, 2012 at 11:36 am

Thx, that clip just made my day and I'm having 60 teenagers over for a band party tonight. I'm breakin' out the bullwhip and greetin' them at the door with an enthusiastic, "Como esta, bitches!".

viennawoods13 July 27, 2012 at 11:38 am

I hate that movie, but I LOVE that scene!

Baconzgood July 27, 2012 at 11:38 am

Back off, because you have no right to have opinions on how Mitt insulted your country.

Blueb4sinrise July 27, 2012 at 11:39 am

Every 200 or so tweets at romneyshambles someone attempts a 'but, but, Obama….', they're bailing with a Dixie Cup.

Blunderthing July 27, 2012 at 11:40 am

Yeah. Right. Tough guys. Sheee-it.

fartknocker July 27, 2012 at 11:41 am

I must say that watching Commander Hair Helmet practicing his foreign relations skills is as entertaining as waiting for the latest diatribe from the Queen of Wasilla. Everyday he is out of the US he seems to offer even more gaffes. As someone else said, he's the American Borat.

sbj1964 July 27, 2012 at 11:41 am

Wait until the Brit's find out what Mormons think of Harry Potter.The Mormons are filing charges of copy right infringement.

TribecaMike July 27, 2012 at 12:30 pm

Brigham Young was the original Dumbledore, and even gayer. Hence the need for so many beards, er, wives.
http://madmikesamerica.com/wp-content/uploads/201

actor212 July 27, 2012 at 11:42 am

Brian Kilmeade is here to defend Mitt's honor.

Which is more than Mitt ever did.

CheeseBro69 July 27, 2012 at 11:44 am

We bail them out of two wars and they return the favor by mocking one of our most precious and greatest job-creators

This is an outrage!

Katydid July 27, 2012 at 12:09 pm

We need a modern-day Boston Tea Party in Utah. Down with British-made magic panties! Throw 'em in the Great Salt Lake! (hint: take 'em off first)

hippie13 July 27, 2012 at 3:05 pm

To be fair the bankers blew him and gave him $2 mil.

RadioBowels July 27, 2012 at 11:44 am

Hey guys, for those of you that miss Gretchen, here's an upskirt update.

actor212 July 27, 2012 at 11:49 am

From like six years ago?

Katydid July 27, 2012 at 12:10 pm

Is she dead?

RadioBowels July 27, 2012 at 1:03 pm

She's dead down there.

neiltheblaze July 27, 2012 at 11:45 am

Watch yourself UK – Brian Kilmeade is as mad as an ineffectual little candy-ass can be.

bonghitforjesus July 27, 2012 at 11:45 am

" I swear, sometimes I think some Americans shouldn't leave the country. Are you kidding me, stay home if you don't know what to say." — Carl Lewis on Mitt Romney

HarryButtle July 27, 2012 at 6:43 pm

Of course Carl Lewis would say that…he's a blah!

AbandonHope July 27, 2012 at 11:47 am

I never, ever thought that the Republicans could manage to find somebody more loathsome than W as a candidate, short of reanimating the foul remains of Nixon… but I was wrong. Boy, was I wrong.

JustPixelz July 27, 2012 at 11:59 am

Mitt is Dubya after getting HPV vaccine.

TribecaMike July 27, 2012 at 12:53 pm

Nixon and J. Edgar Hoover had a baby and brainwashed George Romney into thinking it was his.

elviouslyqueer July 27, 2012 at 11:48 am

Slightly OT (since I couldn't post on Wonkville DAMMIT), but this just in from Ohforfuck'ssakeland.

Katydid July 27, 2012 at 12:14 pm

If I could do the maths, which is hard for a girl, that poll would give me a pretty good idea of the percentage of the stupidest people in this country.

And why do 8% of Democrats think he's Muslim?

Limeylizzie July 27, 2012 at 12:26 pm

I can't post on Wonkville either, no idea why.

TribecaMike July 27, 2012 at 12:38 pm

Oy brother. Btw, according to polling done earlier this year, 30% of Texans think humans and dinosaurs co-existed, and 29% chose "I don't know."

Not_So_Much July 27, 2012 at 11:49 am

Kilmeade speaks(?) just like a 4th grade bully who's going to be held back. Again.

rocktonsam July 27, 2012 at 12:44 pm

haw haw

ChillBill July 27, 2012 at 11:49 am

"Some of my best friends own Fox & Friends"

ElPinche July 27, 2012 at 12:02 pm

OT & WGAS: "Como estas , pinches?" is the line I heard at the moment I created my wonktard login . Sorry, too early for Fox n Friends. I need at least two shots of Patron in me before I can tolerate Kilmeade's corniness.

Guppy July 27, 2012 at 12:15 pm

Because it just wouldn't be a Fox & Friends clip without a little misogyny thrown in at the end.

Generation[redacted] July 27, 2012 at 12:21 pm

"Does this show make my head look fat?"

Generation[redacted] July 27, 2012 at 12:21 pm

You British need to back off, because he could be President someday and he might ask you to follow us to war, and then what are you going to do, huh?

qwerty42 July 27, 2012 at 12:22 pm

Well, that should get the British tabloids off Mitt's back. Don't wanna mess with Brian Kilmeade.
Sure.

BoatOfVelociraptors July 27, 2012 at 12:36 pm

You can almost hear the Aspirin grind in that segment.

rickmaci July 27, 2012 at 12:38 pm

Bwhahahahhahhah. The last few seconds of the clip are hysterical.

"If that suit makes you look fat…" because it does and by the way your fucking head looks like an inflated Mylar balloon…bwhahahahahaha

DahBoner July 27, 2012 at 12:44 pm

Kilmeade?

But I love mead!

No, kill me

usuhname July 27, 2012 at 12:51 pm

LOL it does make him look fat too.
fat headed and fat suited.

Wadisay July 27, 2012 at 12:58 pm

Wall to wall Fox News coverage of How Romney Stood Up To the British!!! coming up in 3…2…

owhatever July 27, 2012 at 1:04 pm

The Murdoch empire which owns Fox and Friends also now has its top editors in England under indictment. Exactly what should they be watching out for, Brian? You're all the same puppet show.

thefrontpage July 27, 2012 at 1:15 pm

But what does the wisened sage and political analyst Mindy Meyer think about the 2012 Summer Olympics, England, the country's preparations, and the socio-political implications of the Olympics this year in a post-9/11 world beset by terrorism, recession, lagging economies and housing, food, water and agriculture crises? What would Mindy Meyer do?!!

thefrontpage July 27, 2012 at 1:15 pm

Mindy Meyer for Prime Minister!!

OneYieldRegular July 27, 2012 at 1:54 pm

Surely this line of defense should be encouraged, no? What better way to improve the perception of Mitt's capacity to competently conduct foreign policy than to argue that "Americans don't care what furriners think."

ttommyunger July 27, 2012 at 2:08 pm

I think I can safely state (without undergoing the pain of watching these clips) that an empty wagon always makes the most noise-or as my grampa used to say: "Rave on cat-shit, you'll be covered!"- whatever that means.

phlox✔ July 27, 2012 at 2:26 pm

Do these pants make my butt look gay? Or just fuckable?

Ducksworthy July 27, 2012 at 2:31 pm

Here's how the Wikipedia listing starts regarding our potential strong new Commander in Chief.

Willard is a meek social misfit with a strange affinity for rats. He lives in a large mansion, accompanied only by his cranky and decrepit mother.

hippie13 July 27, 2012 at 3:04 pm

using romneys words against him…damn those crafty foreigners…it's no wonder mitty hangs in france.

docterry6973 July 27, 2012 at 3:11 pm

Old truth: UK is extra-special ally that Obama can't understand because he is, you know.

New truth: UK is a pathetic bunch of second-rate socialists who better watch out!

And so on down the memory hole.

BeefHardcake July 27, 2012 at 3:18 pm

All I heard from that clip was "ARGLE BARGLE YURP BAD" then I passed out.

labman57 July 27, 2012 at 8:48 pm

Essentially, Kilmeade is suggesting that Romney would base his foreign policy decisions on personal vendettas and acts of petty vindictiveness.

Thanks for the heads-up.

outragedcitizen July 28, 2012 at 10:11 pm

Typical Fuck Nudes wingnuts. Don't go with will anybody can make a mistake, especially in the international arena, and let it go at that. Oh, no, they have to get all "Just wait you limey bastards, as soon as Mittens is our Preznit, we are going to nuke your fucking asses back to Stonehenge."

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